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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Things and stuff.
i'm gonna go shave and shit. maybe you can get a better dick pic when i get back.
gdit shotabros, was supposed to be back in bed like two threads ago ;_;
>>707830136
take pics
>>707830136
Stop being so insecure.
>>707830159
I mean no one is keeping you here.
>>707830181
You should entice him with pictures of your dick if you're so desperate.
>>707830263
rn this is the closest I feel able to socialize, and it's the middle of the night, no one's awake, so cant do house work either, and y'all are qties, a tick mean sometimes, or dense, but i like you and the others, it's comfy
>>707830331
closest I've come to full retard is posting an undies pic last year when for some reason right before halloween everyone went ultra lewd slootmode.
never again
>>707830428
I have no idea what you said but I'm consistently the asshole in these threads it seems. Something about saying mean things or something.
>>707830512
I hope the convict doesn't post a dick pic because you're selfish.
>>707830593
no you're not, they just dont get your s a t i r e
not that there arent things to call you out on, but even if you have the worst taste in boys, you're really quite interesting
>>707830593
I thought that wasnt the convict but the drunk american teasing the convict?
>>707830767
I am the drunk american who teased the convict.
And my tastes in boys are a decade old folder I haven't cleaned in forever so you could say I'm just posting whatever. But even then, art quality is more important to me than who is in the picture.
>>707831082
disregard the taste in boys thing, it was running gag with the convict, I got confused as to whom I was talking to
also have decided to forget bed, and am now an alcohol as well. cheers, fag~
>>707831250
Yea he's shaving his dick for someone, maybe you I can't tell anyone a part on here honestly. He's easy to spot because of what he posts.
>>707831371
thuoght it was for you, huh
and yeah, it is easy, but we're working gradually on getting him to broaden, he's doing well
>>707831551
thought*
damn when you dont really drink and on an empty stomach vodka hits quicky
>>707831551
I don't notice a difference. And no, was some other dude asking for it, the one who said something about his underwear.
>>707831551
gonna delete all my new images now that you've said that
>>707831645
You'll be disappointing that thirst dude that was here.
>>707831645
ur gunna make Daemons cri
oh yeah kjiren, the other Melbourne fag says hi
theres only one?
>>707831894
????
>>707831894
Post pictures bitch.
i think we're thinking about the same one
could've sworn there were two at one point, but that was quite some time ago
>>707832039
ahh, I do have access to archives but ty~
>>707832158
no he told me on steam
>>707832195
That only raises further questions!
>>707832195
He didn't tell me on steam.
...
>>707832381
What's up your ass?
>>707832444
nothing atm, a problem which needs to be adressed.
also, check'd
>>707830081
gay pedo shit?
at any rate, hey there!~
great lighting thanks to shitty phone
>>707832544
Why not have the convict oblige you then? I'd tell him myself but I have no way of doing so.
>>707832655
cockaburra? never heard of the guy.
>>707832655
nice penis idiot
>>707832655
This may sound mean but who cares, I'm the mean american drunk. It looks thinner in this picture. How thick are you, if you know that is?
>>707832843
5" girth. so technically thicker than average.
>>707832837
you too
so thirsty
>>707832892
5" girth isn't bad, though I beat you there too. What do you use to shave?
>>707833033
a razor you dipshit
>>707832655
hnnnnnnnnnnnng!
>>707833069
i think he meant did you use the tears of children as shaving cream
>>707833143
my own tears, actually.
>>707833069
I hope you get itchy as fuck faggot.
>>707833143
Nope, just wanted to know what utensil he used.
this is not the " i will if you will" i meant
>>707833194
Too late, whip your dick out.
>>707833177
i don't shave against the grain so i never get itchy. never once had a rash from shaving.
>>707833177
a sharpened spatula
>>707833246
This time you will, because I hoped it. One spot looks red already.
Yall niggas hella gay!
>>707833328
>>707833338
The only gay one here is the convict. He wants guys to look at his pee pee.
>>707833338
debatable.
>>707833328
can you hope for me to die, then?
>>707833328
That's just a little herpes.
>>707833393
I already did, you didn't know how to tie a noose. You know, your dick would get longer if you lost some weight.
>>707833239
no, instead i will start posting shoaposter dinks if this goes on
>>707833472
i'm workin on it
>>707833491
Who?
>>707833525
Good, don't let me down or else you're gay.
>>707833607
You know I need to stop forgetting to post the picture too.
anyone remember faggotry? yeah rip that guy.
>>707833393
we rlly gotta git u laid
>>707833653
>we
who's this we? i think that's called gang rape.
snapchat is harry.252 if any of you faggots want more pics
>>707833607
>>707833653
It's not really hard to get laid.
>>707833690
I'm not taking part in that gang rape. I'll just stick on the side lines and call you names, I feel like you'd expect me to do that.
>>707833753
I don't know why you replied to me with that.
>>707833719
Why? I just go to google and get pictures of random dicks instead.
>>707833812
you were warned
>>707833923
With a dick pic?
>>707833988
>no robotshota bf
J U S T
U
S
T
You fucks go to sleep?
>>707834219
well i certainly haven't
>>707834249
Then post more. I can't bump, I made the thread.
>>707834320
i'm pacing myself
>>707834338
I think we're the only ones here. Seems they left to have a gang bang.
>>707834485
wouldn't put it past them.
>>707834512
Even though they are all virgins?
>>707834677
kek true
>>707834697
I'm starting to lose steam posting shit though, gonna probably play league with my friend.
>>707834801
>playing anime games
literal scum
>>707834816
What games do you play? Trick question, I know they are gay games.
>>707834903
don't really play games these days
>>707834925
That's fucking crazy. Games are amazing.
>>707835082
none interest me. i'm holding out for VR personally, maybe that'll finally get me back into gaming.
>>707835123
Well that's stupid of you but luckily you're allowed to be stupid in this world.
>>707835161
how am i stupid for not liking games
>>707835212
For exactly that reason. Games are one of the best things in the world. You offended?
>>707835313
tbh you sound like a fucking nerd to me, so no, i'm not really offended.
>>707835343
I am a nerd. And you're stupid. Glad we got things settled.
>>707835424
fight me you dweeb
>>707835470
*gets naked* Bring it on bitch.
>>707835569
idk now it sounds sorta gay
>>707835605
Guess I win then. Always works.
>>707835678
anon i think you might be gay
>>707835712
Been having sex with the same dude for 6 1/2 years now, I can't be gay.
>>707835810
well it all depends on if he's cute or not. that's the deal breaker when it comes to being gay.
>>707835838
Both cute, what's the verdict doctor?
>>707835895
terminal gay. i'm sorry, anon. you'll need to post a pic of your butt to cure it.
>>707835953
I'm a classy woman, I don't post pics of myself anymore. If you were in the other thread you'd know that. I don't know who I'm talking to right now though.
>>707836067
i post my dicc and get nothing in return. how rude.
>>707836102
Oh you're the convict. It's me, the drunk american, of fucking course you don't. I'd be more than happy to talk to you on something other than here if that makes you feel better though.
>>707836212
i thought you had a girlfriend, anon.
>>707836212
I forgot the picture again
>>707836248
Boyfriend, and I do. What does that have to do with talking to a lonely convict and telling him he's pretty?
>>707836329
just letting you know that you'll totally fall for my handsomeness if you talk with me
>>707836372
Doubtful, but you can try. Give me your steam.
>>707836440
lmao no
>>707836485
Then be lonely forever bitch.
>>707836596
that's the idea
>>707836631
Well I'm busy now, you can leave your steam and I'll add you or the thread will die and whatever, cya dude.
>>707836721
i can give you my kik or some shit
>>707836764
Bitch I told you I don't use that.
>>707836831
well get it.
>>707836863
no. give me your steam or bust.
>>707836926
i ain't giving my steam out, got personal friends on that.
>>707835895
Where is this from?
Stop the faggotry and post shotas pls.
>>707837125
but shota is gay, anon.
>>707837153
Let's not lose ourselves in details...
>>707837299
lose yourself to the music, much like that one eminem song.
>>707836963
Like I fucking care, you're too paranoid.
>>707837442
/b/ is archived u idiot
>>707837337
Listening to some right now.
(No Eminem tho.)
>>707837475
if i make a kik will you give it to me on there?
>>707837521
no
>tfw
>>707837557
Then stop complaining about the site being archived whore.
>>707837585
nigga that's a girl with a penis.
>>707837605
get memed, anon.
>>707837585
Source?
>>707837627
Get laid convict.
>>707837696
i have. dunno what you're talking about.
>>707837627
>nigga that's a girl with a penis.
No anon, it's a girl (male).
>>707837756
Liar.
>>707837652
No source, sorry.
>>707837890
unlike you i don't feel the need to brag about getting laid on the intenet
>Comparing with your best friend
>>707837921
You do need to show off your dick because you have self esteem issues though.
>>707838018
nah actually i like showing my dick off because it looks fucking fantastic
>>707838012
>tfw never got to do this
>>707838068
Uh huh, suuuuuure.
>>707838133
tbh i think you're envious
>>707838068
>compare my cut dick with my non cut friend and all he can do is stare at the scar
Never happened either but I can dream
>>707838191
I'll never understand why people on be are so pathetically sad if they are cut.
>>707838340
probably because they realise they'll never be as good as pure uncut people
>>707838350
Whoops that's futa, my bad.
I need to organize my folder...
>>707838387
I mean sure if they are delusional losers.
>>707838426
i mean it's true, but it is kind of sad that they care about it. just blame your parents and get it over and done with.
>>707838455
I don't care if a dick is cut or uncut, just needs to not look ugly and both have their fare share of ugly and nice. I'm not childish enough to cry about my parents cutting me either and dwell on it like a loser.
>tfw never had a wet dream
>>707838604
nah you should care about circumcision considering it's literally illegal in many countries. you just shouldn't feel bad that it happened to you personally.
>>707838660
I don't care or feel bad. It's not my job to police people on what they do.
>>707838777
it's not your job but you certainly should care that your country performs genital mutilation on newborn babies. also checked.
>>707838660
Circumcision for non-medical reasons on a child is basically rape. And rape is bad.
>>707838638
I had one once and woke up mid-orgasm.
Wasn't that great, it's just a hassle to clean up.
>>707838835
On a list of things to care about that is not on my list, there are far more important things to care about in this life.
>>707838835
I'm going to have to second this guy, my dick was poorly cicumsized and I wish my circumcision never happened
>>707838949
people like you are the worst. this is an actual issue that you could actually do something to remedy and yet you choose to do nothing.
some of the real boy ass stuff ?
>>707839027
Lol? I'm not going to waste my time protesting circumcisions, I don't waste my time protesting more important things for that matter and neither do you. Being a keyboard warrior about the issue doesn't change shit.
If someone were to ask me randomly hey should I cut my childs foreskin off I'd say "I don't see the point, but it's not my decision".
Bunch of fucking babies on here about that I swear. Get fucking over it.
Too much arguing not enough shotas.
>>707839362
image cap, dummy.
>>707839362
Make a new thread then.
>>707837477
source of the comic?
