What is the Chinese doing? http://www.panda.tv/440526
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What is the Chinese doing?
http://www.panda.tv/440526
>>707827421
>>707826793
for some reason the site isnt a lagfest like it was with the mouse fights last night.
>>707826793
Why do Chinese people act so soulless?
Bump. Now it's Lizard vs Ants, despite the fact the lizard nor ants are doing fuck all.
>>707829342
2 lizards. The ants are kill!
Why don't we break Chinese leg to feed Africa.
>>707829511
Wish he would stop moving the ants around, and leave them do their thing. A timelapse of rizard vs ants would be much better without his hand.
>>707829601
Yes, quite boring when he does senseless stuff. A good old rat vs. crab or tarantula vs. mouse would be nice.
>>707829973
Know any streams that involve those, for example? Now you've mentioned it, I'm sadistically in the mode for it.
>>707830810
Do they have sex?
About to put a rat in. Seen this one earlier. Rat gets hind foot bitten by legsnek.
>>707831124
legsnek vs scorpion now
>>707831124
Nope. I was wrong. Legsnek v. Scorpion.
Second legsnek seem kinda broke.
Legsnek teamkill
Two legsneks are merging into giga legsnek.
>>707831452
snip doggo just wants out
only quads can stop giga legsnek 9000
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT!?
Neither legsnek nor lobsterwasp really want to fight.
Tables have turned. two snip dogos
THEY ATTACKED!
One lobsterwasp down for the count
Is Lobsterwasp kill?
>>707831807
is ded
Who fucks there who?
Now that, kids, is a real 69.
>>707831889
Fugg, he eats pussy
I just made a thread and didn't know there was one already. Been watching the past few nights. Been some good battles.
D: He put in the second legsnek and it toppled & is now disabled?
Eatin that ass like grocery son
>>707831950
its twitching, the poor thing
>>707831807
Lobsterwasp is still moving, but it doesn't look good.
snip doggo is a pacifist and 2nd legsnek has downs
shame
one of the epic battles last night
>>707832030
I keep seeing that photo but absolutely nothing after it
>>707832030
Who won?
OH HELL NO LEGSNEK #3!
Its so hard to tell bad end from good end on the legsneks
>>707832030
I almost puked yesterday when 2 rats ate a frog alive. They slowly ate his head.
are legsnek venomous or some shit? why is snip snap doggo just accepting his fate of being eaten
>>707832030
That was a good match, though nothing really got tore up.
>>707832105
we did
>>707832093
I got this. I was watching but not screengrabbing. the ray was eating the crawdads face. was pretty cray
>>707832171
Lobsterwasp was been dead, as you can see now.
>>707832222
rat**
Why is one scorpion kill? Do the centipede have poisen?
remaining lobsterwasp just tryin to stay the fuck out the way of these legsneks
Oh shit it back
>>707832228
yes but how was he kill , he got stuck in shawn mickeal's figure 4 leg-lock , but he didnt even try to get free before he was rip
its like he accepted his fate and didnt fight back fomr the begening of the move
Lol isn't this against some sort of law in China. Then again it is China...
>>707832362
Presumably the legged sasuage did have some venom.
>>707832171
that model of legsnek is indeed venomous
i didn't realize that scorpions were such pussies with 2 claws and a stinger.
Why doesn't the scorpion just kill the cunts?
>>707832473
I feel the lobsterwasps could deal so much damage to the flimsy legsneks with those claws, but.. can't they snap snap? Why aren't they snap snipping?
>>707832362
Yea they do they are chines red centi look it up when they bite human it feel like a burn but other animal idk how it affect them last night the rat bro got bit bug it looked fine
>>707830810
I can fap to this
is it me or does the video keep freezing?
gvidas lox
ALRIGHT EVERYONE, HERES THE OFFICIAL DETAILING OF THE CENTIPEDE, ITS AN SOUTHEAST ASIAN CENTIPEDE, IT IS VENPMOUS
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scolopendra_subspinipes
IM LOOKING INTO THE SCORPION AS WE SPEAK
can we get a live chat watching this? like tiny chat or some bullshit since we dont read chink
The leggys are eating each other
>>707832635
Right click on video and choose the 4th row of Chinese runes. Supposedly that fixes it or at least makes it better.
did any of you fuckers watch the moth in the ant box? it really pissed me off for some reason
>>707832663
You are like the ringside announcer from wrestling
>>707832681
If we could figure the site out we could register and fuck the place up with English.
>>707832663
>Food source for Abbos
>>707832635
if it keeps going back to the panda gif, you are fucked. Happened to me last night.
>>707832793
there were some turks, I mean roaches in the ants last night, and some scorpions. I didn't see the moth
THis fucking background music
>>707832806
>>707832681
what can we do to get our own chat? isn't there a site you can link a site you want to stream with a chat? I doubt we will crack that fucking site to login and chat
>>707832711
Insect fght
>>707832848
Before that, there was a different ant colony that took a lobsterwasp down.
>>707832848
how did the scorpions react to the ants? i would have thought their thick ass skin would help
poor moth was just doing front flips over and over, poor guy lol
>>707832803
INDEED I AM
I HAVE FOUND THE SCORPION, IT IS AN EMEPROR SCOPRION NATIVE TO AFRICA, A POPULAR PET.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_scorpion
The champ drago appears
I'm using the panda tv app on my phone to watch it lmfao
>>707826793
ahahaha nice heading
>>707826793
We all know by now that it was you all along. Get a fucking life, you fucking chink. Wanting people to watch your channel this desperate......
>>707833054
Will drago ever get a fight tho?
>>707833049
It cites protected so cant he get locked up for doing this china is a part of it
>>707833031
dude the scorpion was chilling, then the ants are savages and just all at once circled it and ganged the fuck out of it. the scorpion was running around like it was on fire. crazy shit
For fuck's sake, I just want to see those two bastard rats get fucked up by snek. I hate those asshole rats.
i wonder how much money this cunt makes off this.
i hope one day someone tracks him down and livestreams his defence vs insects
>>707833031
THE UNDERNEATH OF THE EMPEROR SCORPION'S BODY IS NOT PROTECTED BY THE SLIMY CHITIN IS BACK IS. THAT IS HOW THE GIANT RED CENTIPEDE TOOK HIM DOWN
>>707833196
HAHA WAT, rat bros are the future mane
>>707833031
Scorpo has serious chinks in the armour at the joints in legs
>inb4 serious chink pun
This is some folktale level shit. It was something about collecting the most venomous insects, and making them fight each other. The survivor would then be even more venomous than before, because it had beaten the rest.
I forgot what exactly, but it's some crazy shit.
>>707829577
Go away nignog
>>707833185
PRESUMABLY, IF REPORTED. CHINESE PEOPLE TEND TO MIND THEIR BUSINESS, AND IF THIS GUY CAN GET HIS HANDS ON RARE AND NON-CHINA ENDEMIC ANIMALS, HE HAS CONNECTS.
>>707833225
He's been spamming this shit for days now. I guess not enough to eat roast dogs.
>>707833225
go back to tumblr faggot
They're trying to revive them with smelling salts
>>707833187
haha fuck, did you see the hamster looking fucker destroying the ants?
https://www.rabb.it/r/m8hlt5
https://www.rabb.it/r/m8hlt5
https://www.rabb.it/r/m8hlt5
https://www.rabb.it/r/m8hlt5
this is a start. GET IN HERE BROS! I made us a stream to chat in a watch
I just hope scorpi bro the gentle lives
What is this
>>707833430
i just have this thread open alongside the video. It works well enough
>>707833407
IMPOSSIBLE, THE SCORPION IS LONG GONE FROM THIS EARTH AND ENTERED THE PEARLY GATES. THE CENTIPEDES HAVE REIGNED SUPREME THIS DAY
>>707833482
also i have the faggy on screen shit disabled. toggle the green toggle on the bar
Legsnek is snacking on Lobsterwasp's anus again.
When are the dead ones going to wake up and start yelling "its just a prank bro!!"
>>707833483
Stop yelling, you weird cunt.
2nd scorpo is kill :(
>>707833375
i bet you're an ugly cunt lol, what the fuck is tumblr?
>>707833361
Wait it not illegal to own as long they are not caught from the wild so i guess he wont face charges if not wild and fighting bug is part nip and chinks culture
>>707826793
wing wong ping pong
>>707833602
>lol
kys
one of the legsneks is only half working
>>707833717
And it's the rear half. Strange.
> Legsnek uses RIMJOB
> It causes MAX DAMAGE
Lobsterwasp #2 is still alive!
dubs get
eating ass again
oh god he dropped one of the centipedes I would be fucking out of there
888
>>707833850
No, 850 you dumb cunt.
>>707833717
HANDLED IMPROPERLY WHEN THROWN IN THE CAGE BY RINGMASTER GOOK
>>707833826
NOT FOR LONG.
https://www.rabb.it/r/m8hlt5
https://www.rabb.it/r/m8hlt5
https://www.rabb.it/r/m8hlt5
https://www.rabb.it/r/m8hlt5
GET IN HERE BROS!
OFFICAL STREAM AND CHAT, IN FUCKING ENGLISH!
oh god whats happening next
>>707833714
what does kys mean? lel :3
tell me
>>707833900
I couldn't get the site to work. Foreverloading.jpg
>>707833900
Go away, you annoying prick
>>707833912
BIRDS.
>>707833884
> Ringmaster Gook
Fucking kek
>>707833900
>shit video quality
>no chat
>need to sign in
>>707833900
Someone with 8 proxy comfrim this shit
>>707833714
>>> kys
no how bout you do it haha ok? lol
>>707833967
it's a fucking chat site dude are you serious
holy fuck dem solider ants compared to workers
>>707833967
>>707833964
>press 'messages' on the bottom right
>"no chat"
>>707833996
Just making sure because some you play to much
>>707833919
>>707833987
hehehe mommy look at my memes!!111!!!
>>707833997
Those are queens. These ants have multiple queens in the same colony. The soldier ants are just a little larger than the rest and have huge heads with short, strong mandibles.
He's rolling it into a cookery piece
>>707834123
Now he's preparing his lunch.
https://www.rabb.it/r/m8hlt5
bump
GET HIM LADS
I COULD NOT FIND THE EXACT SPECIES OF THIS ANT, BUT IT IS SAFE TO PRESUME THAT THE SPECIE OF ANT WE ARE SPECTATING IS CARPENTER. HERE IS THEIR SUMMARY
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpenter_ant
czech the swarm action
>>707834086
damn dude how'd you know it was me
best of luck with the autism you undoubtedly have.. hope it doesn't affect your sex life
are there any uncles?
https://www.rabb.it/r/m8hlt5 get in here /b/ros
>>707834289
>autism
last resort autism meme? you can't do any better?
>>707834232
The way they swarm looks like fire ants.
>>707834460
I cant see shit in that chat
>>707834503
I can't get it to work either.
>>707834289
>>707834462
get a room, you two, damn
>>707834462
i think i love you
i once removed someones eyebrows with a teaspoon
my dick is 4 inches long, but i am very good in the sex
RATO
El Rato!!!
rat vs snek when?
is this fuck playing dead
what the fuck is the gook screaming about
https://www.rabb.it/r/m8hlt5
https://www.rabb.it/r/m8hlt5
https://www.rabb.it/r/m8hlt5
https://www.rabb.it/r/m8hlt5
PRESS MESSAGES AT THE BOTTOM TO ENABLE CHAT! GET IN HERE BROS!
>>707835049
stops working when on its back
did el rato get bit?
>>707835118
yea. his foot got rekt
>>707835118
legsnek rekt his foot
>>707835180
>>707835188
so it's gonna die right? that fucker is poisonous?
>>707835267
Yeah he's a goner
THE CURRENT SPECTATED BEAST IS A MUNDANE RAT (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat)
AN UNCONVINCING BEAST, UNFIT FOR THE GOOKOSSEUM. HOWEVER, THIS RAT IS EL RATO, A VETERAN OF SEVERAL GOOKOSSEUM DUKE OUTS. HE IS INJURED AFTER A CENTIPEDE TARGETTED HIS LEG.
>>707835382
Calm your autism
>>707835267
>>707835287
DO NOT THINK SO FAST. GIANT RED CENTIPEDE VENOM IS FAST ACTING, AS SEEN WITH THE EMPEROR SCOPRION WHO GOT MURDERED. EL RATO WOULD'VE BEEN DIED IF VENOM HAD BEEN EJECTED INTO HIM.
this is as retaded as chinks
2 v 1
KKKRat has entered the game
>>707835482
>ejected
>>707834462
those are hurtful words
>>707835491
new england?
I think this chink has erection by now just notice how euphoric his screams are
poor brown ratski always gets the shit end of the stick. he got nailed by the scorpos last night too
>>707835634
old england
Will the hamsters fuck? I can't fap if they don't fuck
rat will wreck the centipede
I wont lie boys I have been watching this fucking chink for over 11 hours now and this was something I thought I was going to turn off because the rats were gonna have eyes removed and shit.
Turns out this fucking grey and white one and the golden brown and whit one have been heroes the whole fucking night. From my count they're up 3 scorpions and a fuck of ton of centipedes. What do we name these rats /b/ ?
whats up with the white rats ass?
dit something get it?
>>707835931
And a fucking crab mate
>>707835931
dindu nuffins
>>707835995
I think this a repeat he got bit by a scorpion last night
It is 5:45 in the morning and I am watching this. What is wrong with my life.
>>707836075
I thought the white one got eaten by ants and kill last night?
>>707836115
>What is wrong with my life.
Everything!
>>707836016
HOLY FUCK I MISSED THE CRAB!?!
>>707836156
did he get fed to the snek after the battle royal and ants?
>>707836311
Not sure I only watched the battle royal and then a rat got fed to the ants and kill, a scorpion too but I fell asleep ans missed the rest, if anyone cares to fill me in
>>707836311
I think he talking about the hamster he pretty much rekted the ants
This is the best thing to come out of China in a long time
borinh shit, centipede is dead already he should refresh
>>707836456
brutal
I only see the fucking panda no video
>>707836311
>>707836456
he fed a tailless white mouse to the snek. i think its the same one from the ant video it was fighting and eating the antt. i dont think he wanted it to die from ants for snek food. honestly cant tell since video kept jumping to king lizard and ant collection. action died down shortly after, you didnt miss much anon
even with auto translate the chat still is hard to make much sense
This is boring AF
>>707836654
He never feed the big snek but the little snek got rekted by rato with grey spot
What is he waiting for now?
The centipede is dead or as good as
i like how he is eating leg by leg
does he wait for one to die, the centipede s pretty much dead now
goddamn this chink im always trying to do work then I see one of these threads.
let's enjoy this until the PETA fags show up to ruin the battle royale
He going to poke grey if he does it a repeat and im out
albino rat is evil. I wouldn't be surprised if it started trying to eat El rato
>>707836934
el rato is pro
>>707836959
Did anything ever happen in this? Got bored and left
whats happening, is the grey rat dying?
acts weird and the centipede might have gotten him
>>707826793
seriously, what the fuck is wrong with asians? They always have the most ridiculous tv and cartoons.
>>707836985
threw in the rats lol. they tore up sea snipper and that was about it. then he panned away to snek and I got bored.
>>707836988
No he fine
>>707837043
rats are so fucking boring
this guy clearly has no clue about animal combative instincts
protip: show in chrome, right click on text: translate
I like the stream but what's with you faggots talking like kids? and trying to give them quirky nicknames.
I frequent on fetish sites and even the "littles" don't talk as bad as this, and half of them want to wear diapers and draw with crayons.
It's time to stop, you're ruining something decent.
i cant tell but is it live now?? was the rattos and leg snek pre record?
>>707837094
yeah I have this fantasy he is like house sitting his friends pets, and friend is going to come back and he like... wtf.
>>707837101
no one gives a fuck. I will cheer on el rato and sea snipper and snek and scorpiobro - go back to your pant shitting fatties.
WHAT IS THAT
>>707837101
Fuck off then mate-o
Oh shit a bird this is new
>>707837194
>>707837168
Reddit tier posts.
wonder if he buys all these at the grocery market
When you think it can't get any better this guy comes back with a bowl filled with beetles
I love the chinese
>>707837101
(You)
>>707837101
>what's with you faggots talking like kids?
It's 2016 and you are living in a feminized world full of beta males. If you don't act beta and childish nobody likes you anywhere, including online.
>>707837325
Most likely. Rural china probably has some dank shit he buys from... and wat are those waterbugs
>>707837286
Fuck off to tumblr because i can see that your triggered
>>707837349
/pol/ please leave
>>707837371
ITS HAPPENING
LLLLLETTS GET READY TO RUUUUUMBLE
surprised rats dont just haul ass out of there.
why do the rats not just jump out?
>>707837403
How old are you friend?
>>707837528
Because they know the chink will make them into general tso chicken once they step outside his room
>>707837601
>rats
>jump
pick one
>>707837555
>http://www.panda.tv/410261
This chinese site is pretty impressive... you have fucking rural chinamen doing livestreaming shit better than periscope
>>707837609
are you still here, like.. arguing with people and stuff?
>>707837642
you never seen a rat jump?
>>707837624
zozzle
>>707837642
are you retarded, they could have escaped if he wouldn't have held them back
>>707837601
That black rat tried, the gook pushed him back in with his chopsticks.
>>707837740
this
>>707837740
>chopsticks
i don't know why i laughed
>>707837609
12 i can handle this kind of stuff fag
The hell is this?
Based drago appears
any reptilenerds? Is that a bearded dragon or what? has stripes and long tail
That lizard is a faggot
>>707837930
yes people were saying it was bearded dragon
>>707837888
they look just like giant black water beetles anon... but dont quote me
>>707837855
Shut up your not me stop feeding him you might trigger him
HE DOESN'T WANT TO EAT THE BUG STOP TRYING TO MAKE HIM
This based chinaman should probably raise mealworms or roaches
>>707837990
Seriously how old are you? The way you just spout nonsensical memes that make no sense when you get offended suggest early to mid teens.
>>707837930
yes it is bearded dragon
>>707837888
scavenger beetle
is this guy preparing a fucking soup?
its a fucking bird, damn thats gonna be harsh
>>707838217
it literally puts it head back inside the cardboard w/e after he fucked it with a tweezer.. and it lives in a fucking aquarium. RIP Birddo
Fuck this chinese crap website makes my laptop fan spin like crazy!! Are there any recordings when something actually happened?
HERE WE GO!
>>707838075
23 mate deal with it
>>707838420
Literal cancer.
>>707838420
>deal with it
There's no way you're 23 and saying shit like that.
>>707838460
I suspect he is a 12 year old.
this is boring as hell...
did he just show his animals or what?
oh shit!
snek vs bird
NO BIRD
>>707838653
Nooooooooooo Mr birdo
snake vs bird? wtf and its a baby, what a pussy
>>707838458
>>707838537
I got more hair on my dick than you have on your whole body grow up
hes trying to hude );
>>707826793
POS Chink site is laggy as fuck. Literally unwatchable.
>>707838779
https://www.rabb.it/r/m8hlt5 seems an ok mirror so far
o shit
Where's my drink nigguh
uh oh
>>707838706
TOP KEK!
CONFIRMED 12 YEAR OLD!
he sniffin him
GG get ready for the next round
goodnight tweety
HAHA HE SAID GG LMFAO
>>707838891
he grip n sniff
>>707838834
>https://www.rabb.it/r/m8hlt5
That's a lot better thanks.
>>707838904
I don't think this was a round but just feeding the snek
bird is kill
Mr snek got a mouthful of feathers. Rip tweetybirddo
>what is the song name...? "another good day, another bad day... dadadada"
Snek is eatt yellow pigeon
Fuckin move hand gook
the gooks camera work is shabby
Why are chink and nip rapping for leave that shit to white trash and niggers
rip birdo
>>707839036
>mouthful of feathers
can snakes cough?
eating a bird backwards
>>707839285
>eating a bird backwards
eating ass out first
>>707839595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoRQEQUi9NM
whens the next match, and will it be fair?
Preparing us for king ratto. He will take out the snake with ease.. one bite to the jugular.
this snake is fucking retarded... also whats all that fucking chink text scrolling and that fucking annoying banner that I see? fuck these chinks
look at this guy /115083 whats he doing?
>>707839933
Eh, looks like a rural chinaman heating up pot to cook the hanging duck/chicken. Crazy how these people can even llivesream
>>707827665
Its a silent call for help, a prayer for the end
Don't you see, in their vast swarming cities they are as the ant.
A mindless, soulless drone,
Just one cog in an amorphous, heaving machine
Only with valuable to their overlords as a collective, individuals do not exist
They expand in territory and number exponentially,
Ruthlessly extracting every last resource from the land they occupy
no creature can stand in their way for they are too numerous,
to smite 20 is to invite a host of thousands and hence ones doom.
So do the Chinese and the ants
this dude is stabbing someone in a hole /468491
this gook busted out a chipmunk with seeds
>>707840414
chipmunks are tough as fuck
>>707840414
The Chipmunk of Caerbannog
>>707840198
I watched some obscure videos like these... they dig into the ground and pull out a fucking porcupine/armadillo/similar mammal sometimes
>>707840481
agreed. seeds gon get rekt
>>707840481
>>707840737
kek
>>707840737
that's a rabbit you fucking faggot
>>707840805
thats a frog man...
you can see him jump
why does he keep feeding it seeds. why does he take so long to make shit happen? fucking chink bastard
>>707832030
why the turtle there?
that chipmunk is fast as fuck, nothing will beat it
