People you automatically hate?
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People you automatically hate?
>>707769182
Myself
Anyone who uses "lit" "bruh" "savage" or "rekt" in real life conversation.
>>707769182
People that bathe in milk.
Luigi
niggers
>>707769357
But what if some tard kid says something and you don't wanna be an asshole and say "cool" so you say "lit" ???
>>707769357
basically sums up my coworkers at Finish Line
Stoners, used to be one, now i hate them.
OP... He's a faggot
Kardashians and Jenner's
>>707769357
Bruh thats lit fam savage af #rekt
>>707769182
my wife
instagram meme accounts
>anyone who's rude the moment you meet them
>people who talk shit without any substance
>anyone who switches lanes while driving without signaling first
>to add to the last one, people who simultaneously signal while merging
>anyone who drives a mitsubishi, ford mustang, jeep, or gmc suv (they all drive like shit, prove me wrong)
>anyone who vapes, please just kill yourself
>college undergrads who talk politics (because, yeah, I definitely want to hear the economic opinions of some kid who lives at home or is having education paid for by someone else)
>people who just never shut up, especially at work
>people with tattoos, sweet life decision
inb4 hurr you sound like soooooooo much fun
I take care of myself and try not to burden others with my own bullshit, i.e. I'm a normal person
fags
nonwhites
white traitors
>>707770308
This. I don't get why other girls/women admire these whores. They don't live real lives; they just hangout and travel all the fucking time. Apparently they're models or some shit? Why, because Jews want to pay them to put their names on clothing? That makes you a model these days I guess.
>>707771264
yes.
>>707771264
>white traitors
you misspelled "fat white girls who fuck black guys because normal white guys have socially rejected them"
common error, really
Hardcore liberals, but also most liberals in general.
Stoners, but also most people that smoke pot.
People that believe in ghosts and/or try to bring up paranormal bullshit with me.
Most minorities, but that ties in with liberals.
>>707771104
>anyone who switches lanes while driving without signaling first
faggot
>>707771924
that's how car accidents happen, swaglord
nice dick, bruhbruh
>>707769182
Okay here we go, bitter asshole here;
>Entitled people
>Overtly racist people
>People who complain about free shit
>People who complain about what they can fix
>People who don't indicate
>Fat people who shit talk smokers
>Potheads who insist pot is harmless despite obvious negative consequences on their own lives.
>People who take their health for granted
>Anyone who uses sexuality as their defining feature
>Anyone who brings up their gender identity without being explicitly asked.
>People who shit on mental illness, but also people who use mental illness as an excuse for poor form.
>Willfully ignorant people, on any matter
>Anyone who feels the need to aggressively push their opinions on me, be they Mormons, feminists, vegans or salespeople.
>Violent people, especially people who start fights over tiny shit
>'Men' who mistreat women or animals in their care.
And the list goes on and on, i guess i pretty much hate life was we know it.
>>707771918
>People who believe in ghosts
damn, how young are to have to endure people like this?
>>707771924
nice jeep, faggot
>>707769182
beggers, mentally ill and people who say fam
>Phonefags who are too lazy to type properly
>People who talk about Facebook
>Anyone who watches Soap Operas or reality TV
>>707772974
got any spare change, fam?
need it for my meds against my bipolar disorder.
>>707769182
vegans
>>707772974
So really you're just an asshole?
>>707770991
This 1000x
>>707773235
yep
>>707772976
24 yr old here
My mom thinks my hobbies of vidya, shoes, and skateboarding are dumb, but she watches General Hospital
I mean, dude, what the fuck
>>707773454
How are shoes a hobby? Do you spend hours lacing them, taking photos of them, making them, designing them?
>>707772406
I'm 28. The place I work at is believed to be haunted by MULTIPLE employees, and boy will they hop on any chance to tell you of their "sightings." Fucking idiots.
>>707773454
She's right, vidya is a piss poor hobby and her choice of TV show doesn't change that.
24 is a bit too old to be a super k00l sk8er kid too.
>>707773223
I don't necessarily hate vegans
I just hate it when they try to justify veganism with "science". It's not actual facts, we are not meant to be herbivores, meat is not the cause of heart disease and cancer. I hate the vegans who insist these arguments are valid.
Clerks who talk to each other about break as soon as I walk up to one of them.
Like i just want a coffee. I don't want to ruin your fucking day. Their jobs aren't even difficult. Just whiny bitches
>>707771104
>Normal person
> 4chan /b/
>>707769182
>People that force small talk
>People that talk unnecessarily loud
>People that are dumb and rude (at the same time)
Anybody who gets Food Stamps.
Anyone who decides to use welfare as a main source of income
Crackheads
Transtrenders
Obvious whores who won't leave you alone in a bar.
>>707774327
bullshit
I hate people like you
who insist /b/ is all big and bad like it was back in the 2000's. It has been taken over by tumblrfags now.
"comfy"
"unironically"
"REEEE"
>comfortable
>non-ironically
>WRYYYY
people who post in fap roll threads or any sort of get threads (e.g. i will post nudes if dubs)
people who interrupt wincest threads with spidey shit, either because they have some sort of objection to it or they think that's what they're supposed to do
people who post in tell me what you would do to her threads. if you need a guy to talk dirty to you, you are a fag. even more so than guys who are into "traps"
people who "post" their faces. if it's not real, it's retarded. if it is real, it's anonymity breaking social faggotry
people who post in kik snapchat threads. more social bullshit
people who post pictures of girls they know/have had sex with. I don't care about the girls' reputations being ruined, it's more the cybersocial circle-jerk you all have going on and the implied latent homosexuality underneath it all
people who disagree with my the opinions above. II am "objectively" right. I was probably considered cancer to the generation before me so what does that make you? you are sub-cancerous.
>>707769182
everybody who says/writes "could OF"
instantly disregard everything you say and file you under retard
>>707769182
people like this guy
>>707771104
>>707774692
fuuuuuucking this.
Make fucking /b/ great again.
Mods don't do shit. They should be moving /pol/ threads and clearing cancer, instead, they remove what made this board great in the first place, CP.
>>707772372
you, kys.
Whoever makes those, "atheists can't define atheism" threads, I hate that person
>>707769357
savage, bruh. we just like y'all (100%), you better get lit or get rekt because I can't even
>>707774610
people who follow every trend circulating on the media.
>played Pokemon way back in 1996
>bitch called me a loser for doing it
>fast forward 20 years
>bitch posting tons of shit about Pokemon Go
Mfw she stops posting Pokemon Go and says she's a vegan gender activist. Apparently she's now emo too.
>>707770126
traitor!
x thread? x thread
>>707773982
I've skated since I was 10. I do it to stay in shape since I don't lift anymore.
Women
>>707770358
>>707775129
very original but pls learn2read
>>707769900
Second
>>707773702
I collect and sell them. I don't refer to myself as a sneakerhead or lineup early for releases, but I really do enjoy the fashion aspect.
>>707773879
So, you work at a haunted house?
>>707774913
>CP
been so long since i've since CP, anon. Wtf is happening to this world?
>>707769182
People that make doing drugs their life
People that aren't willing to learn new things
People that think emotions are equal to purpose in life
People that feel the need to let their depression affect other people by committing crimes. Just stay in your damn house like the rest of us.
>>707774692
>People who don't use capitals
>People who don't greentext
>People who say 'I'm posting from my phone' like a phone doesn't have a full keyboard and numeeous symbols and punctuation marks
>People who haven't read the rules or FAQ
>People who don't check the catalog before making a thread
>People who post before reading the thread
> When I make a spelling mistake and don't realise
>>707770126
Stoners and people who smoke weed are different people. Stoners do jack shit and smoke weed. Others just use it casually to relax and still do things with their life.
my hoes that do yoga
Any variation of this:
>Person gets upset at you for something they regularly do
>Person does something that you know would piss them off if it happened to them - they play it off like you are overreacting, or have no right to be upset
>>707769748
fags
the hot topic crowd
people who use internet humor in real life
people who ride bmx
stoners
fat people
most old people
>>707775527
Sneakers go on your feet, why would anyone refer to themselves as a sneakerhead?
>>707775183
Wow I fucking hate that bitch
>>707775596
At least that would make sense. I can't find a way to politely discourage these people from telling me their stories. "I don't believe in ghosts" always has them pulling the old "me neither UNTIL I SAW [insert whatever 2spooky event]."
The older I get the less I'm surprised by the stupidity of the average person.
>>707775847
You need to chill the fuck out about grammar. All that other shit is fine but for fucks sake not all phones have a good keyboard and it's faster to write without capitals or punctuation.
>>707775869
have you not seen the overwhelming scientific evidence that weed is indeed harmful and can limit your ability to function properly.
>>707776080
Same reason you'd call someone a gearhead, or a pothead. They have the stuff on their mind.
>>707775399
oh was I not following the guidelines of the thread? how about you cry harder faggot! you know who I automatically hate? You.
>>707772372
u can fix it by dying
>kys
>>707769357
lmao you're soft
>>707776095
me too anon. me too.
People who do that cosplay bs.
I hate getting invited to their stupid events through Facebook.
>>707769900
this
niggers
>>707776158
How hard is it to press the up arrow for capitals and the 123Sym button for punctuation?
It's just pure laziness.
Another one;
>Teenagers
>Even more so, Teenagers on the Internet
>>707769182
>nu-/pol/posters unironically glorifying Hitler in the current year
It literally is a decade old meme newfags rehash. It literally shows that they are newfags when they do this.
>People you automatically hate?
>>707769348
>Myself
Do you by any chance happen to be an anon who claims he's of the /pol/ community? Because that would make a lot of sense.
>>707776297
the guidelines of every thread is: dont be a reddit faggot
Now you know, you are welcome
>>707776589
Do redditors get black pussy?
Gypo's/Travellers.
They don't travel, unless its to nick something. Then they go back to their fucking shite caravans, which they concrete into the fucking earth. I'd napalm the all - women children, mothers fathers daughters and sons. They all look like fucking potatoes anyway
>>707776158
i totaly agre waht dis guiy say i dont know aneon woo wuld du somthing like that i wuold tough but im just on my phon an i cant us kypad proparly so punctation and swtuff fam.
People that actually like skrillex
>People who are easily offended/ make it their life mission to let everyone know how offended they are about everything and go out of their way to be offended (That bitch from the "Hugh Mungus" video is a perfect example.)
Grow some fucking balls and move on with your life. these are the same people who can't hear an opposing opinion without acting like the world is going to end.
>>707774610
>Obvious whores who won't leave you alone in a bar.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY SURE THING BUD
>>707776240
>have you not seen the overwhelming scientific evidence that weed is indeed harmful and can limit your ability to function properly.
>overwhelming scientific evidence
>scientific evidence
kek, link me some sources that aren't news articles and maybe I'll change my ways.
Literally half the scientific discoverys about weed says it's bad for you, the other half says it's not that bad for you. And almost none of them just revisted because fuck the scientific method am I right?
What I do for sure is that this shit doesn't hit my liver nearly has hard as alcohol, and let me tell ya, my liver is very happy for that.
>>707776240
It just makes you feel like chilling. It makes you relax. It doesn't make you unable to function, but it's easier to function without it.
>>707776976
your virgin is showing
>>707776240
isnt really your concern what
I bet you do a lot of unhealthy things too, but thats somehow Ok for you
>>707776750
I said capitalizing and punctuation weren't a big deal. Typing like an autist is. if you seriously have a problem with people typing like this. then you need to fucking get your goddamn head out of your ass.
>>707775847
>caring this much about grammar and 4chan etiquette
Go outside, you fucking autist.
>>707776750
My phone sucks at editing, so if i fucked up in the middle of a 3 paragraph response i pretty much can either delete everything back to the mistake and retype it, or more than likely just leave the mistake, which, given context, makes you the idiot if you can't figure out the meaning of a concept because one ducking word was misspelled
>>707777777
>>707769182
>people who do not yield to faster traffic.
>obese people.
>opiate drug addicts.
>single mothers who say they accomplish things without help
>the perpetually unemployed
>people who chew with their mouths open
>that one person who has a question about something the professor just explained
>people who go places just to make their lives on social media seem interesting
>>707777199
Again, whatever you say, bud
God
>>707777435
You, I like you. We should get some drinks and shitpost on 4chan on our phones.
mobile posters and obvious redditors
>>707777403
>>caring this much about grammar and 4chan etiquette
Literally nothing to do with autism, it's just people who like to call others out.
>>707769182
PEOPLE WHO DONT CHECK
CHECK MY SEPTS
>>707776750
This doesn't bother me. You put effort into that.
8/10.
>>707777650
>I never leave the house so everyone who posts not at home is fucking retarded
>>707777605
Did you ever go to a bar?
>>707777009
>bad for you
>not that bad for you
You realize that both of these still mean bad for you right?
One is merely less severe.
Cutting off your leg is bad.
Cutting off your foot is less bad.
Both are still bad.
>>707776976
How does it feel to be unattractive?
>>707777947
I just dont leave the house to post on 4chan or to constantly look at my phone like a retard.
Anyone who goes to the mall often.
And the hipsters in my city. They are all the same. Wearing plaid, they have a stupid, ugly beards, skinny jeans. Almost always drinking. They ride their bikes recklessly through the streets.
people who put effort into posts on 4chin
Alicia Keys has an amazing ass
>>707776589
Yeah, don't go to reddit, but thanks for asking. your mom must be so proud that you follow the rules of every thread - keep it up, your medal is in the mail ;)
>>707777650
i.e. cancer of the internet.
mobile phones have ruined the atmosphere of the internet. If I see a fucking hamburger menu icon or some stupid fucking icon one more time im going to slap every phone out of every hand i fucking see. I hope all their stupid fucking phones explode their dumb swiping thumbs off. Fuck phone culture. Worse than stoners.
>>707778109
Hey, did you know that alcohol is not that bad for you? What about prescription drugs. Water? Hell I'll just drink 10 liters of water that should be fine.
It's all about moderation. There are probably plenty of things you do that are "not that bad" for you. But of course you won't acknowledge them cause you'd rather put other people down for their own vices.
>>707776326
Fucking cancer slut detected.
>>707769900
Yup, also, nice dubble dubs.
>>707769182
Trump supporters
>>707777978
This guy gets it.
Oh my gawwwwd you're so funny you get us some shots
>>707777715
It has everything to do with autism. Getting that annoyed by grammar and etiquette mistakes on fucking 4chan is really autistic. It's literally one of the symptoms of autism. Normal functional human beings don't give the slightest fuck about what happens on some anonymous chinese cartoon website.
>>707778426
didnt ask you anything. just stop being a faggot, mr. reddit
>>707778722
Yet here you are arguing on an anonymous Chinese cartoon website. You fucking idiot.
>>707778899
literally nobody is arguing
>>707778722
It's not the mistakes, it's when people are too fucking lazy to bother in the first place.
>>707775302
This. I dont skate street anymore cause I cant afford to break anything but I'll skate mini ramp all day. Im 26 and the only other person who even skates the mini ramp is my age. We can't get any of the younger kids to even drop in.
>>707778899
How am I arguing? Just letting you know why you're an autist.
>>707769182
People who automatically hate
>>707769182
ctrl + f "spic" "mexic"
>0 of 0 results
thanks for not hating us anons
>>707778982
You're either an airheaded slut or an absolute fucking retard.
pakis
>Beaners
>>707779217
What have we done to you?
>>707779113
for stating a fact
ok buddy
>>707772372
More like just a faggot
>>707779286
Existed.
>>707771104
>College undergrads who talk politics
Their opinion is important, even if they may not have much life experience.
>Anyone who drives a jeep
Used to have a Jeep Commander. Only problem I ever remember having with it is that it required some serious elbow grease to turn the wheel, otherwise was pretty good.
>>707771918
>People that bring up paranormal
What's wrong with some fun banter about things like Yetis or Ghosts? Even if they're not real, a couple of hypothetical back and forths can be fun.
>>707772372
>Overtly racist people
Why?
>People who complain about what they can fix.
Just because you can fix a deflated tire, don't mean it doesn't suck changing it in the winter.
>Fat people who shit talk smokers
Why only fat people? Or just anyone with unhealthy life-choices who shit on others with unhealthy life-choices?
> People who shit on mental illness
Are you mentally ill, anon?
Also, continue on. I'm interested.
>>707772976
>Tfw I like Soap Operas but hate reality TV.
It's a strange world I live in. Fuck the other two, though.
>>707774445
But dumb OR rude is okay?
>>707774610
>Obvious whores who won't leave you alone in a bar.
Trust me, that ain't a problem for most people on this board. What's wrong with the occasional food stamp user, who is working minimum wage but can't feed their family?
>>707774692
Legitimate opinions. What about just getting doubles for the sake of doubles, threads? Or ID threads?
>>707775847
>This amount of butthurt
I bet he called you out, faggot.
>>707775969
Fuck those people.
>>707775999
Why old people?
Also, nice trips.
>>707776969
Fuck those people, too. (Fucking line count. Continued next post)
>>707779286
Nothing. Blood in Blood Out was cool and I like your food. Your Beer is shit though. Corona is a bitch and faggot beer.
>>707771104
but not chevy SUVs?
posters like this:
>>707779396
What are you doing nigger?
>>707779441
Cool. Beer is not really my thing anyway, but the weed in the U.S. is fucking fire. Only weed I can find down in Mexico is brick weed. I have to stay here and wait 2 months to get my visa, then my green card in 2 months. UGHHHHHHHH
>>707779396
Nobody cares about your opinion you stupid millenial. You are not important and nobody needs your retarded comment
>>707779585
Wasting his time responding to every post that gave him a rise obviously.
>>707779585
I bet if names and tripcodes were still available he would have a name and triocode.
>>707779396
LOL YOU WROTE ALL THOSE WORDS AND I DIDNT READ ANY OF IT
>>707779018
why waste time with capitals and spell checks in texts when it's 100% understandable anyway and literally no one gives a fuck except autistic social outcasts like you? texts are supposed to be quick unimportant messages, it's not a letter to the fucking president.
>>707779643
I'm not from the USA. Only beaner I've ever met was from Brazil.
Fuckin Mexicans.
>>707779643
Come to Washington if you can, we got the best glass.
>>707779286
Driven down pay for manual labor and other jobs to the point it takes ten of you living in one flat to pay rent (the Mexican American dream). Breed like fucking rabbits and sustain five kids each with gov benefits because you're all Catholic morons who think birth control is a sin. Help to ruin this country even further by feeding Democrat votes with your exponential breeding.
Oh, and let cartels overrun and destroy your home country to the point that they control everything and you all have to run here.
To name a few things.
>>707779853
What is this? A Taiwanese Text Messaging Forum?
>>707777577
These are all pretty good ones. But do people really do the last one? In all honesty, that seems a bit far fetched.
>>707777650
What's wrong with mobile posting?
>>707777786
Only nine off.
>>707779131
>>707779217
Why not both?
>>707769182
Finally, for the moment I have been waiting for.
> Obese people.
> Obvious drug addicts.
> People who can't accept contradicting opinions
> Unwarranted hostility.
> People who drive erratically
> People who walk slow in narrow areas or on steps.
> "Smart but lazy".
> People who think knowing something automatically makes them superior.
> Naive people.
>>707779585
I'm bored. So I ask questions, and comment where I see fit. As such the life on an anonymous image board.
>>707779730
I was trying to hit every post, actually. Did I miss any?
>>707779750
Even I wouldn't stoop THAT low, anon.
>>707779715
> Nobody cares
But you took the time to respond. Baiting you is easy.
>>707779810
You didn't have to. How are you doing today?
>>707780034
>I was trying to hit every post, actually. Did I miss any?
Holy fuck anon. Do you realize how much time you just wasted.
>>707774610
>>707779396
I spent years as a cashier in a grocery store if those people exist they don't exist in Western PA. I know plenty of people who have trouble providing but don't take a fucking handout from the government. They work harder or work extra jobs. I lived in my car and still worked for everything I have. The idea of foodstamps is a good idea to help people get a start and step to a better life but most just get take the free hand oit every month then use their cash on their card to buy lottery tickets or to score
>>707779970
Personally I was brought to the U.S. as a baby, I have no memory of Mexico. I would've thought I was born here if nobody told me. Thanks to Obama's DACA program I was able to obtain a driver's license, SSN, and work permit. I'm also protected from deportation.
Honestly if I was a citizen I would probably vote for Trump.
>>707779970
>Oh, and let cartels overrun and destroy your home country to the point that they control everything and you all have to run here.
And how do a bunch of civilians stop a Cartel?
It's not like America where everyone has a gun and no organised crime or drug problem.
>>707769182
Mother in law
>>707780150
/b/ was made for wasting time.
>>707769357
Someone got roasted, like lol fam gotta give them savage, so fire. Probs got no lit fuck boi ayyy #rekt
>>707780436
You got me there, that's all I'm doing here
>Anyone trying to be a special snowflake.
>Anyone who assumes anyone else cares at all about their opinions, especially their opinion of themselves.
>women who think they are intimidating (especially moms with the "mother bear" attitude.) It demonstrates a complete lack of awareness and no understanding of reality.
>People who complain about trivial things, like their food taking 10 minutes longer than expected.
>Teenagers who think they're tough or scary.
>People who are only capable of small talk.
>Women who nag. Nagging = Mental abuse.
>Men who ask their wive's/gf's permission for ANYTHING. If you want to do X, and she demands you don;t, you're with someone you're incompatible with, stop being a bitch and move on.
>Men who "fall in love" with women instantly. Desperation is fucking disgusting.
>Dykes who hate men, but spend an enormous amount of effort to appear as masculine as possible (Driving a huge truck, dressing like a man, getting mens' haircuts, etc)
>Fags and dykes who wear their sexuality on their sleave, no one cares.
>Trannies. Just kys already, you have a mental disorder and are going to eventually anyway, just fucking do it already.
>People who pander to others who are detached from reality. (IE: trannies, the religious, etc etc.)
>Foreigners who won't fix their shit tier accent/learn the language, and/or won't stfu about how great their home country is.
>people who feel the need to advertise their virtues, and virtue signal constantly (IE: post anti-racist shit on fb, etc.)
>People who talk about the shitty things that have happened in their lives, as if they're unique. Everyone has pain, and shitty experiences, talking about it to strangers just tells the world you're so mentally weak you can't move on.
>women who brag about being whores. If you have a vagina, having two dicks at once isn't impressive, all it tells me is you had the motivation to make a phone call, and you have no self respect.
>>707780546
oh the irony
>>707769182
Anyone who debates on the internet or uses any kind of social media/image board
>>707771924
impala or 300C detected
>>707775999
Waste of trips. Hows middle school going?
>>707780736
>Caring about gets
>>707780736
old bmx riding fat stoner detected
>>707769182
>>707777777
>>707780701
Not the same guy, but the thread is talking about people you hate.
>>707780150
I have a lot of spare time, as it would be. I don't have the patience for learning a new skill, or the desire to improve on an existing one. So here I am!
Do you reckon you spend a lot of time here, too?
>>707780236
I can respect that opinion, and yeah, you're right in most cases. It's easy to abuse, as a result, many do. It's the unfortunate fact of life. Thanks for taking the time to respond.
>>707780378
I never use reddit. Only guy I knew that used reddit was that this wanna-be transsexual with depression and a host of other strange mental illnesses. He's in a mental hospital right now, and has pretty much convinced me that whatever reddit has, it can't be that good.
He's also part of my D&D group, so if you'd like stories, I can provide.
>>707780436
This is also true.
>>707780546
> People who are only capable of small talk.
I've met people who are incapable of it, but never people who can only do it.
>People who pander to others who are detached from reality (The religious)
Tips fedora.
Are you atheist?
>>707780546
Trump. You're voting for Trump.
liberals
>>707780546
Edge
>>707780885
I know. Whats your point?
>>707769182
People with tattoos.
>>707776585
Kill yourself schlomo.
dumb bitch that fucked me over
>>707781058
Literally none of that was edgy in anyway. Do you even know what that word means?
>>707780968
>He's also part of my D&D group, so if you'd like stories, I can provide.
A tranny aspie in D&D. That actually sounds hilarious.
>Do you reckon you spend a lot of time here, too?
Whenever I come here I usually see if there's any threads I'm interested and then my autism usually has me stay with a thread till the end to see if there's anything interesting.
If not threads pop out to me though I sometimes only stay for 5 minutes then go back to drowning reality out with weed and vidya.
>>707772372
you aren't a bitter person. all the qualities you listed were reasonably hateable. society around you makes you feel like a cynical asshole, but that's because most people suck. quality people are rare, hold on to the ones you find, anon.
>>707781132
You were calling him out for irony. (I'm assuming about his part about people sharing opinions) but this thread was literally made for sharing your opinions on people you hate./
>>707769182
No one, life is to short to hate.
>>707781403
I hate you
People who are going under the speed limit in the fast lane. Then when you change to pass them on the right, they suddenly speed up so you can't pass them.
It's literally sociopath behavior when you think about it.
pic related.
people who turn left in front of me when im on my motorcycle (and almost kill me).
>>707780968
>Tips fedora.
>Are you atheist?
Wanting people to not cater to the mentally ill, like trannies, is an athiest thing?
And what's with you redditor's trying to change the implication of the fedora from it's original, realistic, meaning of the beta male desperate for female attention via white knighting and boot licking to just mean athiest? You ever wonder where it came from? M'lady *tips fedora*?
You memers, I don't get it.
>>707780982
>people who virtue signal
Nice virtue signalling there.
>>707781058
Literally said nothing remotely edgy, but you had that reaction image on deck and just needed to upload it amirite?
>>707781435
I also love irony btw
anyone voting this year
>>707781132
That the thread is talking about people you hate. How did you not get that from my first post?
People who say kek
People who add numbers to remind you what year it is
God I hate you faggots.
>>707780546
This.
>>707774622
Triggered lul
>>707780546
/thread
>>707781364
>hates people who think people care about their opinions
>makes wall of text post in a "share your opinion" thread
>not ironic/hypocritical
ok peter
>>707769182
people who unironically shitpost
>>707781262
>A tranny aspie in D&D. That actually sounds hilarious.
It sounds like a constantly derailed game to listen to some cringey never stfu about how special they are.
>>707769182
>people who like to talk over others
>people who like to interrupt others
>black women in general
>gay black men
>lesbians who have kids and/or hate men
>people who spit indoors
>people who touch me or my things
>cashiers who try to make small-talk
This is why self-checkout lanes exist
>habitual liars
>people who say they're going to be somewhere at a specific time, but don't show up or show up late and don't explain why
2:00 means 2:00. It does not mean 3:15.
>people who don't use their turn-signals
>people who litter
>hard-right conservatives
>hard-left liberals
>SJWs
>feminists
>fake-ass 'gamer/nerd girls'
>fake-ass egalitarians
>people who can't have a debate without shouting or name-calling
>single mothers who want a medal for BEING single mothers
>men/women who don't take care of their responsibilities
>English, Linguistics, and Sociology majors who have an inflated sense of self-worth and accomplishment
>small children
>couples, especially those who engage in PDA
>students who are habitually late
>people who can't decide which direction they're walking in
>people who take up the whole sidewalk by themselves with their erratic walking patterns
>cashiers with bad attitudes
>ANYONE who calls themselves a "foodie"
>black women who act like they're 'cultured' or 'educated' despite having bullshit degrees, knowing only 3 words in a foreign language, and doing shit at their jobs
>potheads who want everyone to know they smoke pot
>vaping fedora-wearing neckbeards
>Asian-Americans who give me shit for studying Asian cultures and languages
>yuppies
>religious zealots and hypocrites
>anti-religious zealots and hypocrites
>uncultured morons who laugh/make fun of anyone for knowing another language or caring about other cultures
>people who refer to Trump or Hillary as 'hitler'
>>707781450
>breaking very basic traffic rules
>hurr, you are the idiot!
nice
>>707777377
czeched faggot.
>>707781403
Fuck off it is cunt. I'm 27. Try going going 27 years without water, food, breathing, sunlight. Then tell me again how short life is.
Fucking 7/10 cunt, got me fired up.
>>707776240
youre a retard fighting an uphill battle. good luck arguing a point that's been disproven millions of times in the past.
>>707781590
>people who say kek
>who say kek
>say kek
>kek
kek
>>707781679
Exactly, as someone who recently got into D&D and one of our party members is literally always making dibs on the loot, I wanna hear some stories.
>>707781758
Then don't go slow in the passing lane.
I know that some people have literally zero influence or say on anything in their pathetic meager lives, and the only chance they have to somehow affect someone else life is by driving slow in front of them, but driving slow in the fast lane is dangerous and can cause accidents.
move your slow vehicle to the slow lane, simple concept.
>>707781654
>thread created for purpose
>poster contributes within scope of purpose
That's not irony bud, it's participation.
The guy throwing out "you r trump supporter" like a pejorative is a fucking idiot who incorrectly thinks anyone gives a fuck.
Get your shit together kid.
Also, get to second line, stop reading and comment. Dank memer you are, much lulz, rare pepes for your fb.
>>707781590
>2002 + 20 - 6
>Not greentexting
Kek, get a load of this newfag.
>>707781951
Yeah lol tell that faggot. He probably doesn't even know it's the current year
>>707781758
If you're not passing, you're supposed to be in the right lane. If I have to break the law just to get past the motherfucker doing the same, then I will.
>>707781262
I wish it was hilarious. Every once and a while there is something good, like the time he tried to shoot a fireball out of his ass. But for the most part, it was pretty weird shit. Like fucking dead people, or suicide so he could roll up a new character.
What kind of games are you up to right now?
>>707781403
>To short to hate
I think that was intentional. I hope it was, and you were trying to bait people.
>>707781450
I think it's just asshole behavior. We all want to be first to the stoplight. Still, fuck those guys.
>>707781528
>You redditor's
I already said I don't browse reddit, but okey dokey.
On the subject, I was implying you were atheist due to the arrangement of your post. Given the way it was written, you made it seem as being religious was being detached from reality. Normally, that view is only held by militant atheists who look down on religious people. That's all, some light banter well explained so you may get it.
But you never answered the question. are you an atheist?
>>707781590
Like... 2000+16?
>>707781756
>Black women in general
All of them? What happened to make you hate them, anon?
>People who spit indoors
Even into trash cans?
>Cashiers who try to small talk
Why is this one bad? It's just being friendly, and trying to pass the time when you have nothing to do but bag groceries for hours on end.
> Fake-ass egalitarians
Please explain.
>Small children
What age range are we talking here?
>people who can't decide which direction they're walking in
>people who take up whole sidewalk by themselves with their erratic walking patterns
Sorry anon. Those two I actually do. Mostly, I just forget where I'm going, then I end up spinning around trying to remember.
> Black women again
You really hate black women.
>>707782179
passing on the right isn't technically illegal in most areas unless its a certain vehicle type that you are passing. that guy is just a slow passive aggressive driver.
>>707777377
400 posts away from the most epic GET you'd ever get in your life. Too bad.
>>707782126
The participation IS the irony
>>707782272
I only just recently started playing. Did my third session last night and found out at the end I was underpowering my Rouge Hafling by using one less D6 on my sneak attack.
I'm actually gonna be leaving soon to go to a friend's house who's also in that group but wants to start DMing too. We're planning on getting drunk and making our characters.
>>707777715
>>707777777
My wife
>>707782272
No, I'm pretty good with grammar/spelling but I cant differentiate between too and to.
>Anyone that is mad at something that someone else did that did not affect them.
This faggot right here
>>707783130
Too is as well or too much.. To is everything else.
Don't ask me though, I wasn't too good at English.
>>707781756
So basically you hate anyone who isn't a socially inept NEET retard who never leaves their basement or talks to anyone?
>>707783130
I don't know how my brain does it, but sometimes I'll use "you're" instead of "your" even though it takes more effort to type it out. Like, why even use the wrong one if it takes more effort?
Not only that, but sometimes I'll say a word in my head while typing, but it doesn't make it to the page, and I don't even notice until I read through it like 3 times and realize how much of an idiot I made myself look.
>>707781756
>couples, especially those who engage in PDA
No need to hate them just because you're an insufferable faggot who no one wants to be in a relationship with, it's not their fault.
>>707782709
Thank you for your contributions to the thread.
>>707782759
What edition did you guys end up settling on?
Also, not sure if you practice this or not, but try getting a surprise round in as your halfling. Especially if you have improved initiative, you could easily fell two opponents, or a rather strong one, with your sneak attack bonus and two back to back attack.
And I hope you have a great time! Only thing I can say is make sure to read over the sheets again once you sober up, so you don't make any mistakes that end up hurting a bit.
>>707783130
It's alright. It's one of those trickier parts of the english language, along with the three they're/there/their.
You have two o's when it expresses a quantity. More=Quantity=Use too.
Best way I can describe it, as a native english speaker. Hope it helps, friend.
>>707783287
1057 is a cool dude, why so much hate?
>>707782272
FUCK black women.
>spit indoors...trash cans
Yes. Especially people who spit in the sink without rinsing it.
>cashiers
Please, I just want to get my stuff and go. I don't want to have to listen to someone feign concern for how my day is going, and I really don't care how theirs is going.
>fake-egalitarians
People who pretend to care about current issues and events, but when you get the behind closed doors, they're just as bad as the people they claim to be fighting against.
>small children
Anywhere from 0 to 13
>black women again
yes.
>>707783372
No, just the people I've listed.
>>707783590
No, get a fucking room for that shit. Not everyone wants or needs to see you tonguing each other down in public.
>>707769182
Hillary Clinton
>>707772372
guess we're two then
>>707770895
Eh, she's not that bad.
>>707769182
Anyone who owns guns
>>707777777
>>707783720
>Please, I just want to get my stuff and go. I don't want to have to listen to someone feign concern for how my day is going, and I really don't care how theirs is going.
You know, conversation, even small talk can be good for you. Try it, maybe you'll even get social skills and be able to make friends. Just maybe.
>>707784002
I don't like social situations or having to talk to people, really. Unless of course, those people can be of some use to me. Otherwise, it's just a waste of time and energy.
>>707784110
Alright. Have fun with your emotionless life.
>>707783720
>No, get a fucking room for that shit. Not everyone wants or needs to see you tonguing each other down in public.
Get a room why? Just so pathetic faggots like you won't get butthurt and reminded that no one likes you and start crying? That's your problem, not theirs. Stay in your basement if you're that easily triggered.
>>707784002
But in the cashier scenario it is just forced and both parties know it. Its just empty bullshit. It isnt comparable to small talk in the bus or at a party.
>>707784274
I have emotions, I just know how to keep them to myself and don't wear them on my sleeve like everyone else.
>people can be either tools or obstacles
>see to it that you distinguish between the two
>>707784311
>butthurt
It's a matter of decency. In the same way I don't want to see some 400 lb hairy hamplanet rolling up the street with no clothes, nor do I want to see two bags of bone and shit slopping each other down in places where it's inappropriate. If it were up to me, I'd have them gassed along with people who don't wash their hands.
>>707784110
Its called being a sociopath.
>>707783720
>No, just the people I've listed.
Virtually no one fits all those autistic requirements unless they're literally braindead. Pretty sure you don't either. Have fun being alone for the rest of your life.
>>707784311
>Resorting to insults
>Calling other people triggered
>Triggered
>>707784110
>>707784274
That's his personal opinion, no matter what humans aren't gonna be able to accomplish anything that extraordinary so we kind of have to just enjoy the ride and if he does that by being alone that's his choice.
>>707784500
pretty sure you are autistic my man
Not even trying to insult you
Jeff
>>707784543
I'm not a sociopath.
>>707784616
If they didn't, how do you explain the friends I've made? You know, the ones who don't foam at the mouth over sporting events and athletes, and don't think about nothing else but sex and food 90% of the time.
>>707784664
>his choice
half-correct
>>707784708
I'm not autistic.
>>707777777
>>707784500
>>people can be either tools or obstacles
Holy shit, you are a fucking robot. Ever heard of the term friend?
>>707783720
>No, get a fucking room for that shit. Not everyone wants or needs to see you tonguing each other down in public.
>Durr hurr, no one wants to be my gf therefore no one is allowed to kiss in public, that hurts my feelings, REEEEE
>>707784664
Woah I mean the fact and we can make instant fire is pretty extraordinary from what we once were.
>>707784865
Yes, I have several of them.
>>707784877
>thinking I want a gf
Fuck women. Fuck relationships.
>>707784850
>I don't like social situations or having to talk to people, really. Unless of course, those people can be of some use to me. Otherwise, it's just a waste of time and energy.
>sociopath detected
>>707784986
Are all your friends also robots who only see others as mere tools or obstacles? Do they know that's what you think of them?
>>707784904
Whats all this we garbage?
you cant make shit
you're a consumer peice of shit
fucking kiss yourself you dipshit
74 year old fag reporting in.
Hate the fuckers who don't know when to shut up, the people who are loud as shit at 10 or 11 at night. Whether it be playing loud music or just being loud in general.
>>707784877
for your own education, you're misusing a classic weeb meme because youre stupid and underage.
its WRYYY
not ree.
kill yourself
>>707785210
This guys knows whats up. Consumer shit has all been the same since the 80s. Sure, tech has improved but it's only been for the sake of the next big thing for consumers. Not for actually bettering the world.
>>707785137
Probably not, to both questions. Not that they'd be any different; everyone (every rational person, anyway) looks out for themselves first, and others last. It's only reasonable that a person would care about themselves and not give a damn about anyone else. THAT'S how you survive.
>>707785286
>74 year old fag reporting in.
Fucking child.
>>707785210
KISS YOURSELF!!!
>>707777009
Brain < Liver
>>707784644
Not resorting to anything, just saying it how it is. If you're so overly sensitive that you hate people who kiss in public, then you're literally pathetic and deserve to be insulted.
>>707777777
>>707774913
>>707775644
>>707785515
i thought snape killed you oh shit
>>707784850
>I'm not a sociopath.
>I'm not autistic.
The way you think about friendships and normal things like food and washing your hands tells a different story
>>707785578
Nigger that wasn't me.
>>707785445
the first step to bettering the world is the removal of all monetary systems. I'm sick of this imaginary, artificial, numbers-game, being pushed on humanity. Cars are also a dumb thing to normalize. not everybody needs a pollution-mobile. Used to be only rich old lazy fucks have them. now poor young lazy fucks are REQUIRED to have them. wtf
>>707784860
it is ogre
Dont you know how numbers work?
>>707772974
Mental illness isn't always a choice mate.
>>707776585
>implying hitler did anthing wrong
>implying everyone who doesnt share your gay opinion is a newfag
Im insulting jews online since the 90s you young bastard.
>>707785210
>humans still invented lighter
>kisses self
I hate all you faggots trying to press your views or imply your views are right. Go fuck yourself. You're the reason the autistic kid doesn't like social situations or people.
>>707785670
I'm not. People don't even pretend to wash their hands anymore, it's absolutely disgusting. They'll wipe their asses, wiggle their dicks/wipe their cunts, then go right back to shaking people's hands.
>and they wonder why I've stopped shaking hands with people
>>707785379
Nope, REEE was correctly used. Also,
>caring this much about maymays on a chinese cartoon forum
kill yourself
>>707785461
>(every rational person, anyway)
You're literally generalizing people by the way you think. I can easily say a rational person sees the value in helping others cause more able-bodied people can be helpful for everyone.
>>707785536
>implying alcohol doesn't fuck your brain too
>>707785848
See he gets it.
>>707785851
How would you even know?
people who use the phrase "having said that" or "that being said"
>>707785515
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>707785578
explain to me why connecting digestive holes is acceptable behavior again?
oh thats right because its a real life "meme of affection"
its not pathetic, its retarded, like what the fuck are you doing. seriously. what. the fuck. are you DOING.
>>707785677
It applies to you too. Note the word IF.
>>707775995
Kek
>>707786200
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>707786155
why?
nowadays you kind of have to make a disclaimer for everything, since people are so sensitive
>>707786038
When I've had the displeasure of using public restrooms recently, I've noticed guys waltzing in, using the urinal, and then just walking straight out. Even years before, in a foreign country, people would take a shit (while I was on the urinals), flush, then walk straight out. I even saw a restaurant worker do this, going right back to cooking after taking a shit. Sure as hell didn't eat there.
>>707786276
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I willuse it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
