New thread Boxxy/Catie Forever Queen
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New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
>>707763700
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Boxxy
>>707763723
boxy is kill
>>707763980
saw this response like 2 years ago. nice try
hey guies (:
>>707764486
Hi
>>707764365
who dis?
>>707763700
Cali bro here! Soaking up the last of the sun!
>>707765123
>>707765123
>>707765351
>>707765401
Hello!
>>707765517
How
>>707765517
>>707765706
>>707765664
How now brown cow?
>>707765789
How thou now brown cow
Who's here?
>>707765911
Uhhhhhm me, nao, cunce and cali
>>707765190
Same.
>>707766002
Howdy!
I like Boxxy, and here's why. I'm not post pubescent (over 25), I have a girlfriend, and I don't fantasize about her. I like her because she is the antidote, the antithesis, the hemlock in the cup to Internet Tough Guyism.
I was surprised to see that, for all its posturing, /b/ really does hold one thing sacred: its "bad muthafucka" image of itself. /b/ really believes that it's frightening, that it's tougher than a Ford Chevy, that it's badass masculinity personified, in a sense. And, before, there were very few ways to disrupt this image, to give it a good hard kick in the shins.
And then Boxxy came along. Boxxy love is everything /b/ hates - passive, gentle, adorable, sweet. It gives without asking, it loves without asking in return. Instead of being aggressively faux-adult, it's happily faux-childlike. That's why Boxxy became a meme - because she DIDN'T want the attention; because she provided no pics (as the /b/tards will attest). As a result, Boxxy turned into the most successful way to troll the /b/tards ever devised. It actually makes the gore and violence and sexism and racism fantards squeal, because it hits them where it hurts - in their image of themselves. How can they be tough, scary guys when their favorite hangout is one long love poem to Boxxy love? So that's why I love Boxxy - the sound of /b/'s humiliation is sweet music to my ears.
>>707766339
How's it going
>>707766002
I have been having a hell of a time finding work. I received far less funding from school than the last quarter.
does anyone else rewatch caties twitch streams
>>707766915
Good, classes are interesting. Headed towards financial crisis.
>>707767138
Time to suck some cocks.
>>707767044
I do
>>707767044
Seen them a few times but I can't really watch her past stuff anymore because it makes me sad how much I miss her.
>>707767138
Well that sounds like shit. The financial part I mean
>>707767421
I still watch old videos. They make me feel calm, even if it is sad. I will find a way. I've got another interview tomorrow.
>>707767651
>>707768326
Night all
>>707768433
>>707768449
>>707768449
Good night
>>707768449
niteynite
>>707768660
Peace out bro
>>707769203
Oops, meant for >>707768449
>>707769250
>>707769250
I am still here. I think gmt went to bed.
>>707769449
Noooo I'm here for the next 6 or so hours. Not even drunk yet.
Cunce left.
>>707769449
I think you're stupid.
>>707769637
I know what you are but what am I?
>>707769629
Oh? No work tomorrow?
>>707769762
Fuck no I'm off for 5 days now.
I was craving a drink so bad the night before last I had the sweats.
I'm in heaven right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LuUYzdAgXg
>>707763700
what the hell are these shitty threads.
>>707770012
That's called withdrawal...
>>707770012
5 days. So lucky to have so much time off! Do you get the dt's or what? The sweatime does not sound good.
>>707770493
Yeah, no shit.
>>707770012
what are you going to do for five days?
>>707771012
Let's be honest here.
I'm going to drink myself silly every single day.
>>707771012
Get drunk and suck lots of cocks.
>>707771120
That is rather sad, bro. Where is that sense of adventure? I would be drinking tomorrow night myself as I haven't in a month but I am out of cash.
>>707771120
I can't start drinking before noon even on holiday. It just wrecks my day.
>>707771310
>>707771883
>>707771424
I have a rule where I don't drink until 7pm but if I'm hungover it's rare I wake up before 6pm
>>707772365
6pm? Got damn!
>>707772365
lel when the fuck do you go to bed?
>>707772484
>>707772642
I don't sleep till like 6 or 8am.
Basically whatever time I black out
>>707772484
>>707772826
How much does it take for a blackout?
>>707773314
A full on blackout? Like 700ml of whiskey
>>707773446
Done a litre a good few times and pissed myself though so I guess it depends on how my body feels
>>707773446
But how do you spread that over 11 hours?
>>707773574
You have to spread it out. If you don't you'll just pass out fast and it will be shit.
>>707773744
I've chugged a half bottle before. Do not recommend.
>>707774880
I chugged 2 litres of red wine and ended up jacking it in a field alone.
That I don't recommend.
Never touched wine ever again, and I was 18 when I did that kek.
>>707775195
Lel! Jacking it in a field? Like on some flowers?
>>707776319
Nah like on a bench in a public park.
Thank fuck it was like 5am and nobody caught me
>>707776494
too bad you can't see her feet better in that pic
>>707776494
I could not imagine being caught. Life ruined. I've pollinated some flowers myself though.
>>707776627
How about some blown up Catie heels?
>>707777014
Well I would have been arrested straight up so yeah thank god
>>707777270
Digits are getting closer. Same here....
>>707777270
nice
>>707777455
Getting tased with your dick in your hand doesn't sound fun
>>707766359
TL;DR
>>707778287
>tasted in the dick
Ftfy
>>707778535
You're a special kind of special.
>>707778648
Thanks bro.
>>707778648
Dicks out!
>>707779159
My dick is always out.
Only I can't post most of my tributes because this chink set the filesize so low
Why don't you faggots make a group chat somewhere? It's always the same fucking pictures with the same fucking autists
>>707779308
>I can't post most of my tributes because this chink set the filesize so low
That's a damn shame.
>>707779444
Lol me and the original posters from when I started doing this do have a whatsapp group.
>>707779562
Well I could make them fit if I wanted but tbh I don't care enough to do it
>>707779308
Probably to hide the size of his own small dick behind pixelation.
>>707779718
>>707779822
KEK!
Fun fact, did you know that slopes have smaller lungs than white people?
>>707780090
So that's why they suck at wind instruments?
>>707780090
LOL!
Did you know that Boxxy fags have smaller dicks than normal people?
>>707780149
Yet they all smoke like troopers and live for like ever.
It must be that healthy diet of rice and fish.
Also niggers have smaller brains than whites (I know that's obvious)
>>707780358
If you can prove your dick is bigger than mine I'll stop posting this thread right here and now.
This is your big chance.
>>707780434
I just did.
>>707780605
That's a no then
>>707780680
Dat toe curl
>>707780843
>>707780937
One of my faves!
>>707781329
Getting a bit pissed about how many I can't post because of this fucking slope
>>707781481
So buy 4chan and make the size limit whatever you want.
>>707781673
If I had the money to buy 4chan I wouldn't be here
>>707781788
Then STFU.
>>707781903
>Getting cucked by a jap
This has to be a new thing
>>707781788
Years ago I had to go to bed now I have never seen any more than a normal day today and I'm still not doing anything for me a few weeks now I can't have it right here anymore lol I'm so sorry to say it is not a true life app but it doesn't look like it gay faggot op.
>>707780680
>>707782514
>>707782577
I lost track of that after "years ago"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4UOdMPGFQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KSAgqe5_n4&index=3&list=PLOOyo9hGjUmbJqYJoSpGBuNxTF-4TIlwu
will do you niggerfaggot
I am fucking smashed
>>707784234
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
>>707784520
I might be the rest but I am not fat
>>707784765
Just wait a few years. You will be.
>>707785066
I doubt it. I'm not a manlet like you
>>707785066
Throwing out a guess I think you're about 5'10 and around 200lbs
what are you fuckin ggay
>>707785378
You are tall, gmt.
>>707786081
6'2 of bimbo power.
It's a bitch to get xxl shirts sometimes though
>>707785314
why do you have so many pictures of nigger dicks? are you a cuck?
>>707787229
Because they bring you great pleasure. I'm here for you.
>>707786359
What really breaks my balls is if I buy anything from the UK it has to be 3XL.
I normally import all my clothes from murrica because it's easier than fucking around with sizes.
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