why are americans so fat and stupid and disgusting?
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why are americans so fat and stupid and disgusting?
>>707743738
because they are capitalist pigs.
long live the monarchy!
>>707743738
prosperity, you have it good you take it for granted and lose discipline
Capitalism! People are to lazy to cook their own food so they buy junk instead.
>>707743738
the fact they live over a huge landmass all spread out and afar from each other is a determining factor on their mobility habits. People that are far from town centers and other houses won't travel by foot and use cars to get around anywhere, thus not burning calories. Americans also have little to no understanding of public spaces and they tend to stay at home, ,eventually becoming bored and prone to eat to entertain themselves; this has been prompting the obesity crisis in the states.
>>707743738
Too much capitalism, when business have too much power the population becomes brainless retards who will buy anything shiny or tasty.
Shit food is cheaper than healthy food
>>707743738
>2011/06/03
If it's any consolation, those women are surely dead by now
>>707744285
That's because every time we go to a public space we end up getting shot.
>>707745760
Then again, we could follow the Eurabia ideology.
>>707745522
I mercan I wanana jigglebiggle her tiggleliggles
>>707746229
I know exactly what you mean
>>707745124
I work pizza delivery/kitchen help/ prep cook and get paid $8 an hour. I make$120 a week and my meds cost $170 a month and I'm only talking half of the ones I'm prescribed sincebi don't have enough money to pay for the other ones.
>>707745845
i think you should, united states of nigeria
>>707743738
Education is terrible and isn't standard through the country, and a lot of the time its cheaper for people to buy shitty food. Doesn't help our minimum wage isn't a livable and student debt can fuck people up.
>>707747058
It's gonna cost over 100,000 to get my sister's bachelor's degree.....well was. We had to transfer her to a community college
>>707743738
because we're the best at everything
>>707743738
Because you touch yourself at night.
>>707743738
>consumerism
>sedentary lifestyle
>easy access to "food"
Many streets in cities and towns have MULTIPLE fast-food 'restaurants'
>a vast majority of the population believes in angels and creationism
>Texas actually publishes many of our textbooks
>The Republican Party and conservatives
>celebration of gluttony, violence, sloth, and disobedience despite most of the population following a religion that teaches against those things
And people wonder why I'm a weeaboo. At the very least, we have Stargate.
>>707747851
Define weeaboo
>>707747851
>define weeaboo
>on /b/
Really, baka?
本当？
>>707748061
meant for>>707747979
I'm going blind
>>707748061
I'm old but Newfag here
I still can't greentext
>>707748224
>
>>707748061
Really. I don't want to google it. Is in like a hello kitty wearing Nintendo loli kid?
>>707748317
Thanks
>>707743738
those are italians, bro
>>707747851
That prescription tho...
>>707748325
That's barely a junior-grade weeaboo.
I'm one of the few elites.
Thats a big fking pizza, is that for real ? Can u buy huge pizzas like that ? then again im high off my ass but fuck, thats a big fking pizza, how the fuck can you eat so much and y dont they have glaces, does everybody have their individual bottle ? U cant drink a whole bottle right, i mean wtf, then again their morbidly obese but still, that shit should be illegal, you need like logic n shit, u cant have food like that
>>707748528
It's a joke
It's a shot of rum
>>707748528
>>707748698
No, the U.S. itself is a joke now. I live in a country that markets deep-fried Twinkies TO CHILDREN.
>>707743738
Whoa, easy there Eurofag. I may be stupid and disgusting, but I'm not fat.
>>707748809
Whatever
People are retarded
California just raised the minimum smoking age to 21
Where else in the world is doing that (I haven't looked into it.)
>>707748809
just so you guys know that heart attack grill is not a joke, it's in vegas, Customers over 350 lb (160 kg) in weight eat for free if they weigh in with a doctor or nurse before each burger. and people have actually died eating there. god bless the U.S
>>707749271
>>707745760
>That's because every time we go to a public space we end up getting shot.
FYI, the US is about average for mass shootings compared to Yrope, per capita.
Per gun-owner, we've got far LESS mass shootings than them.
...and we're not much fatter than the Britbongs.
>>707749497
Don't they lose a lot of money? Aren't fat people moving into the neighborhood go take advantage of this offer?
>>707749497
>>707749271
>>707748809
As my boy reviewbrah says.
The more grease and fat the tastier
>>707749725
Medical pays a lot more than food.
>>707749725
No idea how they maintain it. It's Vegas, so they're probably making money by betting people will die. As for living in Vegas, I'm not sure; it's a pretty standard city outside of the Strip, although the southside is a shithole compared to the other three sides.
>>707749867
How does he not get fat?
>>707749886
I don't get it...
>>707749725
>Aren't fat people moving into the neighborhood go take advantage of this offer?
It's one place in Vegas, not a chain.
And how many people are actually over 350 lbs?
>>707749947
Everything in moderation, its better that way.
>>707748809
>a country that markets deep-fried Twinkies TO CHILDREN.
Grow up, Twinkies are sponge cake, not Satan's turds.
>>707749867
that's bullshit, and only someone who eats from mcdonalds and microwaved meals for a living would say that. these are the kind of people who would eat dry ramen. they are all a disgrace to food.
>>707750153
At 450 calories each, they might as well be Satan's Diarrhea.
>>707750233
Elitist cuck
>>707750263
More like 150
>>707750397
420, my bad. With 32 grams of fat, and that's not including the sugar or jelly.
>>707750043
I'm trying to find out now...
>>707750316
i'm no elitist, i just actually know how to cook a godamn meal and a good one.
>>707750043
They probably have a limit to that, or those 30 or 40 people could just eat every meal there.
>>707750531
Oh I thought you were talking about twinkies
>>707750667
Yes, the deep-fried ones.
It's a well accepted fact by the world, that unless you live IN the delusional united states of cuckold, everyone knows USA is a laughing stock.
They are the epitome of narcissim, retardation, fat slobbering beta cuckfags that think they're tough shit in their backyard, but travel anywhere, and locals from all over would look at you in disgust.
I travel across Europe and Canada and people are friendly and welcoming and chicks are down to fuck and have a great time. Americans end up jerking off in their basement because American is synonymous with morbidly obese virgin faggotry
>inb4 butthurt Americunts storm in saying "FK oFF WE NUKE U UR COUNTRY IS NOTHING WAAAAA"
>>707746590
At least we had use for them for a couple hundred years.
What do sand niggers offer?
>>707743738
Lack of struggle / redistribution of wealth.
Most people don't put effort into life if they don't have to.
>>707748809
>deep fried in pure lard
>>707750900
Precisely why I hate living here, and am ashamed of BEING an American. I can't wait to move back overseas (lived in Asia during my early-20s) permanently.
>>707750819
Ohhh I'm stoned and eating pizza from a laying position on my couch.
Im a mess
I'm about to get up to poor a glass of orange soda
The reason America is fucked up is that the US incentivizes and subsidies insanity, obesity, and idiocy by funding programs that keep and encourage a dependent lower class that is growing to become the majority.
Honestly, other countries are just as bad or worse to some degree, but the US is in the latter stages of this cancer, and the effects of having the "majority" be mindless parasites, living on their master's table droppings.
>>707751105
>my god, the calories
Your heart hates you, doesn't it?
>>707751089
Well for what it's worth, the fact that you're not in denial and are not defending that shithole of a country, then you're already one step above your Amerifat neighbours.
Good on you bud.
>>707751089
How old are you?
Where in the asias do you want to move?
Can you bring your dog..
>>707750819
nice.
>>707751233
You know why I think that is? Because I've actually lived abroad. I know what it's like to live in a different culture, around people who look nothing like you, and have to assimilate to a different way of thinking/looking at the world. It never ceases to amaze me, even here, when I hear other Americans talk about how they've never been out of the country or even on a plane.
>>707751269
27. I lived in South Korea, but now want to move to Japan to live and work (and am currently working on that). I'm open to moving back to Korea if it opens up.
>>707751213
I just felt some abnormal rhythm
I'm not overweight though. Well maybe like 5 pounds
I'm 5'11'' and about 160?
I just survive off of one dominoes pizza a week and one box of chips ahoy a gallon of whole milk and 2 liters of soda
Or something like that
I have horrible depression and anxiety
I can't go outside during daylight hours
I have no friends and my family is on the other side of the US...
I'm probably going to kms before I turn 30 (which is soon)
>>707743738
I'm american and i'm not fat and disgusting
>>707743738
west side jew own hollywood and the media east side jew own wall street and the banks meanwhile the white trash and the nig are block in middle
>>707743900
Enjoy the fact that your monarch overlords are a frail old lady and a tiny baby , good day
Nice bait go back to watching the US prosper and talking shit from your shithole country it obvious you don't know what the fuck your talking about signed an American in better shape than the jack offs posting this bait
>>707750900
Sad but true
>>707743738
Why can't faggots like you come up with new bait?
>>707751507
>never ceases to amaze me
Really? The US is 330 million people, spread across an entire fucking continent, plus overseas territories. You can go 1000 in Europe and cross 8 or 10 languages. You can go 1000 miles in the US and not change dialects. Hell, Texas alone is 790 miles long.
>>707743738
Why are Europeans always being butt-fucked by sand niggers?
>>707747726
Kek
>>707752165
Why are Americans always being butt-fucked by niggers and mexicans?
>>707752105
Many Americans' idea of a "vacation" is just going to the next state over and ordering chicken fingers.
>>707751562
I hope it gets better anon.
>>707752235
Good thing for small towns cause lack of niggers and beaners. YAY
>>707749271
It's true. One of my buddies told me about it.. he said it was fucking awesome
>>707752235
Because black lives matter, you pinche gringo.
>Calls Europe cucks
>Almost all cuck porn comes from USA
The last time I visited the states for a holiday visit, I didn't think it would be easy to hook up with a dumb 18 year old slut.
Since she didn't even know my name, I knocked her up and left.
Be grateful Americans, I improved your genepool with some good European genetics. And I'll make sure to knock up some more American sluts next time I visit.
>>707746543
You could always not make pizza and get a job paying over 4 times more with meds covered by benefits... or you can settle for mediocrity smoke weed and deliver pizzas
>>707753210
how do you know you impregnated her if you left and didn't give her your name?
>>707747726
>Implying the olympics scores dictate if a county's populace is fat and stupid
Kill yourself you retard.
because the best system of government still has downsides
>>707747726
Nice try. The small percentage of your population that are athletes dont make up for it.
Also, kinda sad that with your massive populations you still dont have THAT many medals. Sure, compared to China, but US vs EU? GG WP no re
>>707753552
I knew her name and found her social media, she was showing off her belly and "going to be a mommy!" a couple months after.
She thought I was attractive and didn't mind the idea when I said I'd knock her up, even though she knew I was just visiting.
>>707749947
hang on. those hoouses don't even have back yards? wtf. who the hell would want to live there?
is that like social housing for nigger crack smokers to keep them away from the tourists?
>>707751662
>i'm not fat and disgusting
Yes, you are. You're just in denial.
>>707747726
>The population of the U.S. is 318900000 approx
>The population of the U.K. is 64100000 approx
Why wasn't your medal haul 4.975 times greater than ours?
Did the burgers get in the way?
>>707743738
B-but...i need muh BBW porn!!
>>707755766
Think about how much more cumulative training time you get by skipping tooth brushing
>>707743738
What did you expect in a country where even bread is sweet and fast food is cheaper than home cooking?
>>707755766
Too busy laughing at the Muslim cum draining from your lips as you pretend to be intellectual.
>>707756137
lol fag
fast food rots your teeth
>>707753962
Fat butt hurt loser can't handle being proven wrong
>>707756499
Czech my dubs eurofats
>>707755766
We didn't have 5x as many people in each event...god damn! Even your troll arguments are dumb. Fucking retard. You'd think with a 5th of the population y'all'd have less fuckups, but y'all seem to have just as many.
>>707743738
What I don't understand is why anyone would want to willingly preserve those genes.
>>707743738
Because we're rich.
>>707756499
Idiot is probably too busy teaching his mommy and daddy about the teachings of his new lord Mohammad, choking on tea and crumpets and spotted dick for dinner, then washing his ass with his gay bidet toilet spraying water up his asshole for pleasure.
Why can't eurofags just admit we both have far too many fat and stupid people and band together with us as an international fat trolling force?
>>707743738
You dont know what stupid really is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9SiRNibD14
>>707747726
That just triggered so many eurofags
>>707756914
can you be rich whilst being heavily propped up by Chinese investments?
>>707751089
I can't wait for you to move out either bro, so long.
I'm and Older American and just as disgusted..its the on slot since the late 70's of the fast food industry and lazy parenting...also the huge number of american getting welfare assistance...and young people having babies they can't afford!...need I go on!!!!!!
>>707756998
americanophile bastard that he is of course he has shit teeth
>>707753210
Then you woke up in you cum stained shits, shouted at your fucking whore mother for not having restocked your box of twinkies while you were asleep then cuddle your mlp plushie and went back to sleep.
Cool story u fucking faggot
>>707756946
Fat shaming is all they got left. It's sad and pathetic to see a once great nation reduced to shameful childish displays.
Their sports heroes are Muslims like Amir Kahn. Sickening.
>>707743738
because we won. morbid obesity is a natural result of enjoying the spoils of war.
just a reminder that the world is americas playground and any culture that we let you keep is just so we can enjoy it more than you
>>707744285
this sounds legit. But I heard they actually are lowering the obesity problem
>>707757264
What "Chinese investments"? It's American corporations investing in China for dirt cheap labor. There's a massive trade imbalance in import/export.
>>707757447
Wow man that's a detailed story. Projecting your life much? Stay butthurt you virgin faggot, I'll keep fucking girls from your country while you stay jerking off to some hentai shit.
>>707757387
Please don't, you're retarded and wasting our time.
>>707756633
>Troll argument
...and yet you still bite...
Also if the U.K. is so shit then why did we manage to achieve so much at the olympics? I mean, we don't have your wealth or population to draw from and yet we're second on the medal table. How can that be yankee anon?
>>707757588
Dude you just challenged that guys religion
>>707743738
cuz they dont buy me day-z http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198020313225/
>>707757677
Sure dude, sureee
>>707757791
That is the only meaning of my existence
>>707757778
Maybe white people are pretty great? But no you can't stop spamming about how much you blindly hate America no matter what actual changes occur for one fucking second to realize that.
>>707757420
>americanophile
>Clarkson
Pick one.
Most of his act is bashing anyone or anything not British. He especially enjoys needling the fat-arsed Yanks.
>>707758096
If you look into it, the trend of spamming amerifat, as well as modern feminism both are extremely close to religion.
>>707754057
That has got to be the worst made up shit I've ever read. "Yeah babe, I'm from Europe I'm gonna knock you up" my sides man
>>707743738
I'm fat because I'm wealthy and I can. Shit! I can easily down 3/4 of that pizza by myself. I also have the latest tech, half of which I don't have any use for. Gaming computer in my room and one in the living room? Why, because I can. Europoors are gonna hate either way.
Oh, and don't forget our Culture is all over the world. Who watches all our movies and plays our games? Eurofags, that's who.
>>707749867
My nigga Reviewbrah just hit 100k subs. Long live the King.
>>707758215
"look papa, a jolly ole chap! I wonder if he washes down his dinner of spotted dick with a nice glass of Muslim cum?"
"yes son, but it's hard to keep the cum from leaking out between the huge gaps in their busted crooked teeth."
>>707758688
t. nigger teeth
>>707758595
diabetus, women only love you for money
>>707749497
MAN! I fucking love this places. Also, the ladies are dressed as nurses. Las Vegas motherfuckers! keep hating.
>>707751022
Wares from the far east
>>707758529
Obviously it was just a random hook up, none of it was planned. The difference was I didn't use a condom and came inside her almost a dozen times in the span of me visiting Washington for a few days. Kind of self explanatory from there, she didn't care.
>>707751719 (OP)
- Diverse population.
- Diverse landscape & climates.
- Strongest collection of colleges in the world.
- Unrivaled leader in science, medical research, and high technology. The world would suck without our inventions.
- Overall friendly and hospitable population.
- Affordable cost of living in most of the country.
- Best national park system in the world.
- Great freedom of speech.
- The ability to be anything you want to be.
- People here are relatively not afraid to take risks in life.
- Our contributions in literature, film, and art are quite amazing.
- Most of the world's most popular and influential musical genres of the past 150 years started and flourished in the US.
- The strong ability of American creations to influence the way people think and live all over the world.
- There is relatively little xenophobia in comparison to most of our peers.
- People are generally polite and respectful.
- A strong variety of places to see and live in.
- Breakfast in the US is ridiculously awesome.
- An amazing variety of food in our large and mid-size cities.
- Nationality (aka being an American) isn't based on your race and heritage like in almost all other contries. Basically, anyone can become an American and will be considered as such by the masses.
- Owning a car is affordable for most. People in many other countries wish they could own a car with such ease.
- The quality of our health care is ridiculously superb. Coverage, on the other hand...
- Our highway/interstate system is absolutely amazing.
- The US has so much potential to tap into.
- Nobody cares about where you're from, it's all about what you're doing in the present.
- We have awesome museums.
- One of the greatest places on Earth to freely practice religion.
- Bananas here are delicious and absurdly cheap.
- We can hold our own against any other country in regards to the fine arts.
- American football. Enough said.
>>707758779
"look papa, he's so pathetic and sad that he's got his tooth facts on copy paste speed."
"well son, that's the first thing they teach em in school. Second is how to read the Koran, and then finally how to cope with being poor."
>>707749947
HAHAha! look guys how different and special I am. Pfft, fucking sheep wouldn't know.
>>707746493
What is that growth between its legs? Belly? Vagina? Testicles? Why is it so scaly?
>>707758850
Definitely a niggres in which case you can't help it... You're used to what Europe is becoming.. over run by niggers and sand niggers.
Wait why the fuck does anyone care again? If they want to to be fat and lazy so fucking what. Let them be. If they want to die from heart disease so be it.
>inb4 lol fucking sjw obesity normalizer
>inb4 lol fucking neck beard we know you're fat
>>707750263
I've seen this pic before and I don't know how this can happen. When I was in the service they would weight us and give us a physical test (running, push ups, etc) every six months. If you failed; you end up with a couple of warnings before being kick out.
All these Eurofags trying to smack talk USA while all their women are being used as fucktoys by refugee sand niggers...but that ain't none of my business
>>707750316
Lost at "crack a boon" and looked at Brah's face.
>>707757387
To be fair that sounds a lot like the U.K. and, indeed, most of the rest of the western world.
Please ignore this idiot >>707757690
He's a knob.
>>707759221
>superb healthcare You mean pre 2008 right?
The car industry is a racket as well.
>>707759369
More like a typical white, blonde american girl. If knocked up a random girl while abroad it wouldn't be a black girl that's for fucking sure
>>707743900
god save our queen
>>707759221
>Overall friendly and hospitable population
lies
>The ability to be anything you want to be.
implying that others won't fight you
>People here are relatively not afraid to take risks in life
kek you got that right>>707748809
>People are generally polite and respectful.
lies
> Basically, anyone can become an American and will be considered as such by the masses.
so we don't hate Muslims or mexicans?
>obody cares about where you're from, it's all about what you're doing in the present.
lies
>American football. Enough said
fucking normie fag
i'm american might i say before i get called a eurofag.
>>707759861
All the white girls in Europe taking brown dick?
>>707744285
Why are russians not that fat then?
>>707759221
Like half of those are opinions
>>707743738
As an American I find that disgusting. I haven't seen that many fat people around here. Maybe 3-5 a week that are 300 pounds or more. It really depends on who you talk to or where you go. I live in the Northern part of Michigan. A lot of people here are religious and "outdoorsy" but they're not rednecks. Rednecks are the typical white trash you find scattered around the South and Southwest of the country. If you ever come to the US you need to stay up North and avoid Walmarts. You'll probably like it.
>>707753557
/thread
>>707760029
Sorry to burst your cuck fantasy, but in Europe, European girls are even LESS likely to hook up with coloured dudes because of culture differences. Before I started visiting abroad, I would only hook up with white girls but traveling as a white European guy has its perks with every other ethnicity of girl
>>707759258
ah yes those tricky 'facts' you retarded Americans never deal with.
How do you deal with being so colossally dumb day in day out?
also
>not having an organised folder system
dumb faggot
We're the only ones holding this world together.
You're welcome.
>>707758150
I think you might have mistaken my teasing for hatred.
I don't blindly hate America. I don't hate any country really.
I reserve the right to take the piss every now and then though...
>>707758809
+1
>>707743738
>>707750263
So dumb they will vote this chick in for sure, mark my words.
>>707751507
we got us a man of the world here, full of wisdom and shit. mostly shit.
>>707761087
Jill is the best choice
>>707759221
>Diverse population.
= Full of Mexicans who take your jobs and Niggers who steal all your stuff.
>>707753210
cool story eurobro. doesnt sound like b8 at all
>>707760309
True, besides it's ok to be gay in the American way.
>>707752361
Thanks
I'm living stuck in a nightmare
I'm actually starting to think that if I blow my brains out I'll awake from this sick dream
>>707761489
>>707758781
Who cares...
Women are evil
You think women like you because you're smart and funny? kek
>>707753359
>get a job paying over 4 times more with meds covered by benefits
Living in LaLa Land I see.
>>707750406
This is bad why?
Just shows how Russians still live in the Stone Age...
>>707756998
All Brits have access to free healthcare, if their teeth are fucked up it's because they are very old and scared of the dentist.
Americans on the other hand cannot afford it, must be allot of bad teeth in America.
Does it say 4chan.eu?
No?
Good.
Stay mad Yuropoors.
>>707762697
>Mongolian wood crafting forum owned by a nip
>American
>>707757556
Of course Americans are going to be at the top of the list if you measure in usd, because it comes from there.
>>707762022
I mean, you could get there eventually.... Do you actually look for better paying jobs actively? Look, I'm a construction worker in the south and we start apprentices straight out of high school at $15/hr. Young punks are making way more than you. There is no excuse for an adult to be working fast food. I only make $30 and I feel like that's not enough, I don't know how you guys making $10/hr live. Maybe you live in the middle of nowhere? That's really the only way there are no good paying jobs.
I'm actually looking to study instrumentation and make $45/hr. It will take me 2 years but I'm always looking to improve.
>>707763162
i realise this is a troll. but to people that don't, IT'S THE SAME DAMN PERSON! AND HE'S BRITISH
>>707757556
And a matching growing debt. That's okay, keep putting on the credit card, it doesn't really matter.....
What about per capita, retard?
>>707761347
nice thumbnail.
>>707750531
How is this eaten? Fork and knife? How?
>>707760089
Vodka
>>707762500
Haha your country is fucked when faggots and "Trans gender"people is considered normal and is even let into the army!
>>707750263
Forgetting deep fried marsbars? 1200 calories and is Scottish
>shitty bait thread
>188 replies
>mfw
>>707760089
Because the majority of Russians still labor through their day burning more calories than Americans, but also because their diet is still strongly attached to simple food that have better nutrients than US process food.
Because there are too fucking many of us to be properly educated. We breed like fucking animals because our stupid fucking government rewards welfare rats a SHIT TONS OF CASH come tax time for shitting out a litter of burdens. Like 3000 to 7000 per kid depending on your level of uselessness.
