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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>707686034
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
clam
That thread took so long to cap that my cached captchas all died, rip.
カラミチーマス
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A60kAkYGH5A
![You Watanabe [033].png](https://i.imgur.com/pJh5tRI.png "You Watanabe [033].png")
>>707704331
sacho a fgt
>>707704430
i miss ayase
https://youtu.be/yE2ulYKK56U
>>707704315
I didn't take them last night. I didn't want to be dead to the world this morning. They have that effect of you don't sleep enough after taking them
![You Watanabe [15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OPoTQj8.jpg "You Watanabe [15].jpg")
>>707704524
does maid You make you feel any better?
I'm sorry bb, ayase a ded
>>707704634
And what would be enough? 8 hours?
I don't really know how these work.
>>707704829
no
it reminds me of ayase
>>707704929
Probably 8 or more, yes. Last time I took them I only got about 5, I was dead to the world
Such a cringe thread. All I see is weebs crying their eyes out over their 2d gfs. God damn. Here is me and I have a life and money and shit. I am cool.
>>707705203
>>707705245
At least I have a gf unlike you weird weebo nerd.
![You Watanabe [12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PBzHZom.jpg "You Watanabe [12].jpg")
>>707704990
ようそろ
>>707705245
>tfw esdeath is better looking than you
>>707705203
>>707705308
Okay srsly how many people have I slightly triggered with these?
Claiming best girl
>>707705039
Yea. That doesn't sound like a good thing to feel, specially while studying.
>>707705572
0_o Saya? Never seen you on here before. Well nice to meet you. I am the new C.C. You are Saya I presume.
Claiming this girl
any underboob lovers here ?
Homura is a cute.
Why?
Why Miku?
wo.
>>707705729
Felix!
>Girl
( ಠ◡ಠ )
>>707705652
Hey, you see that Ayreon have a new album releasing soon? They just put up a demo vid on Facebook.
>>707705854
wo?
>>707705756
>ship girls
Superior taste in waifu anon!
>>707706050
cs:wo.
Carpet.
Half days are cool.
>>707705910
You've been doing a good job keeping me up to date.
>>707706126
Definitely better than full days, having to wake up just for a few hours is kind of anything though.
>>707705720
Hai. Yeah, Saya from Saya no Uta visual novel. Been around for a couple of weeks.
>>707705729
>Girl
>>707706247
Oh I've seen you on. I just did not recognize by the first pic. My bad.
>>707706242
I don't get you.
Have fun wallowing in heresy. No point insulting a joke any more.
>>707706221
Hello. How're you?
>>707706242
Any good musical finds recently?
Also, I'm planning on listening to High Collar Record today. I'm pretty sure it'll be good.
bit late but looks like no one took the good ones yet :^)
>>707705652
Especially since this class in doing right now is going to give me an aneurysm
>>707706592
Anime?
>>707705311
ようそろはばかです
QOTT: would you do me?
>>707706641
Kyonyuu Fantasy
rate my waifu
>>707706812
>no dick
Ew, I'm not gay.
>>707705203
Nigga you ugly as fuck
>>707706856
dead/10
>>707706812
I'll do you.
>>707706856
And you. In all the holes.
>>707706881
This is not my real pic. I searched a random name on FB, that fag came up.
These threads are pure fucking autism
>>707706856
She's worst K-On.
The one true waifu
>>707706969
>6969
>something new
I'll give you this one fam, this is actually almost a good post.
>>707706971
That's not mio
>>707706967
be gentle ;-;
>>707706875
it's there just small
I put a knaifu in my waifu :3
>>707706856
too peace full needs more expression
>he watches anime
>he's older than 10
>>707706812
right now?
>>707706967
I hope so cause that nigga look like he is missing a chromosome
>>707707099
:)
>>707707096
It ain't necrophilia as long as the corpse is still warm.
>"so then he said he watches anime"
>>707706981
Welcome back to the /waifu/! Would you like something to drink? Maybe have a relaxing time?
>>707707082
(¬‿¬)
>>707706969
Guess who's back with a brand new .jpg
>>707705729
Should we tell him?
>>707707176
you are right :D
>>707707152
kek. Maybe two.
>>707707082
Mio is okay. Asuza is pretty much Mio but reused and boring.
>>707706455
Posting Homu would be more heretical than anything. She is a good waifu if you're a 14y/o girl with pink hair. I like her character a lot but I wouldn't want such relationship with her.
>>707706528
Other than vocasongs I've been getting my hands mostly on stuff that gets posted on /shugazi/. >>707704422
Neat, I hope you enjoy. Best track for me is flash back, I think it's pretty catchy but that might be influenced on it's appearance on Mikgazer.
You still into /noise/?
>>707706630
What's the class about?
>>707707216
Always down for a relaxing time while spreading the good word of best girl
yandere-chan claimed
>>707707175
>>707707249
>>707706856
this turned into a gore thread real quick
How does it feel to be an eternal virgin?
>>707707424
Pretty good
Consider this: your grandparents and their generation were overseas killing and bombing Japanese people, and now you sit in a dark bedroom masturbating your deformed penis to their cringeworthy cartoons. If they're still alive, I'm sure they do their best to NOT think of the shit stain they've left behind in this world.
>>707707409
:) I like gore
>>707707287
Yes, I still like noise, but still a pleb with the genre.
I must leave for school now, have a great day.
>>707707335
at least you care :/
>>707707390
Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my waifu thread. I post here with my virgins, and my man babies. Everyone in here is fat, and stinky. One thing I've learned after 21 threads, you never know WHAT level of autism is gonna come through that thread.
>>707707528
>>707706528
I'm good. You?
rate my waifu
>>707707586
I was actually leaving to school now. So, I could be better.
Have a good day.
Waifu virgin- MOM! THEY KEEP BULLYING ME AND MY INTERNET FRIENDS FOR WATCHING ANIME COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT NOW!
*mom enters the basement, eyes watering from the stench of the tub of lard she created*
Mom- "Just ignore them or damage control the thread like we talked about sweetie, but don't you think it's time to grow out of this and get a girlfriend"
Waifu virgin- "mommy mommy look! My girlfriend looks just like my pillow, and the bullies finally left us alone, go back upstairs and make me another batch of pizza rolls, oh and leave your credit card I need more anime dolls and pillows"
*mom drops credit card on desk just to get out of the putrid disgusting lair that her worthless offspring calls home*
Virgin neckbeard- "my waifu loves me so much"
*produces a mass of warm wet feces composed of frozen chicken nuggets and pizza rolls into adult diaper*
>>707707516
Oh alright, have a good one and remind me of noise later on if you want some records.
>>707707280
>>707707082
Mio is best k-on girl
Asuza is a shit
>>707707554
where did you find that pic of me? :o
>>707707610
9/11
>>707707494
at least its not pictures of spiders
>>707707287
The classic shino argument.
You downgraded from indie folk and classical to kpop. Just don't get stuffy when someone claims Homura.
>mfw these threads
>>707706981 (You)(You)
>>707707554
>>707707704
Clinical autism
>>707707700
more
Would you play her game?
>>707707776
I'd play your mum's game
>>707707626
You too anon.
>>707707700
Spiders are cute tho
>>707707776
I would fucking gore her
>>707707776
If she actually completed it, yes.
>>707707287
Circuit boards. The software is making me want to die
>>707707757
Haven't been diagnosed, so remove 'clinical'.
How many of you are grown men? I realize most of you autists are under 18 but how many of you full grown men actually participating in a thread about Chinese cartoon girls who look 11 years old?
THIS IS A GORE THREAD NOW
This thread has been infected with disgusting gore fags, a faggot phone poster and some shitty yandere-chan gore art.
Is it wrong to Waifu her?
>>707707700
MOAR GORE
Kirara klaim
Hi everybody! How yall doin?
>>707707968
I don't hate this
>>707707998
Virginity: the post
Nice damage control
>>707707998
And?
This isn't a fucking safe space.
>>707708002
yes, your waifu isn't real
>>707708018
FUCKING FURRY GET OUT OF HERE
>>707707968
im ok with this
>>707708024
post some pls
>>707708051
Fuck off
This is my safe space
>>707708002
It's never wrong to waifu anyone
Remember, all kinds of people need someone to love them!
>>707708069
dood kirara is human with hair shaped like ears
>>707708069
>implying any of your autistic Asian cartoons are real
Delusional weaboos
>>707707704
It didn't take long for a semi-active Homu claimer to show up. Pretty happy about it, I can keep getting new Homus without having to look for her.
>You downgraded from indie folk and classical to kpop.
kek
Good thing I know there's some top notch obscure kpop, like in any other genre.
>>707708074
more pls :)
>>707708136
Autism: The Post
>>707708051
No but it's "waifu thread". Can you read dumbass? Go post your shitty fetish in a gore thread.
>>707707135
Get in here
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>707708105
Fuck that shit there is only one true waifu
>>707708133
gr8 b8 m8
>>707708093
I'm sorry anon, i have none. I can post spider pictures tho.
>>707707998
At least it's not furries
>>707708136
Oh well, fuck knows how your personal preference works, but shit, why so generic?
Nevermind. I'm a closed minded nigger.
>>707708239
I would love to see some spider pictures ^^
>>707708018
This faggot is a furry
>>707708133
Fite me bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O63LMcuzens
>>707708188
I'm not, I hate gore. But there is no stopping it, it fucking happens sometimes, it's b.
>>707708232
>someone points out that cartoons aren't real
>bait
I know you haven't left moms house, taken a shower, or earned a dollar in your entire life, so we probably aren't living in the same reality, but to people who lost their virginity, and have jobs, cartoons are fake
>>707707998
enjoy
>>707708357
>it's b
True. This board is basically reddit autism anyway. I only visit for these threads.
Man this really needs to happen again
>>707708155
im running on fumes here :/
>>707708374
>implying he was replying to him saying chinese cartoons were real
Boy, what I wouldn't do for one of these
I love watching the shitposters get at each other.
>>707708318
I think spiders are cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGtC1YwXsDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_YzSYrPE8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFzvpitCTiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFhrGfcWQ70
>>707708374
you triggered my waifu!!!!
say sorry to her
>>707708483
>implying that wasn't the one and only topic of his post
>>707708447
But that is exactly what unleashed animu on the world. You want to do it again?
>>707708514
spider rlly are the shit
Claimed
>>707708549
Is this thing for real or shopped?
>>707708549
moar spoder :D
>>707708621
Look for Peacock Spider. Thank me later.
>>707708621
real
>>707707105
I'm aways available :o
>>707707216
D:
>>707708673
I want a pet spider
>>707708713
:3
Hey reddit kiddies, we welcome your efforts!
>>707708589
keep it bro
>>707708274
>generic
What do you mean? Her personality? You can say that I took an easy way out here. Being able to invent it myself isn't such a bad thing.
If you mean her popularity, it's something I actually like, the fact that she has such a successful "career" and I can have so much of her in my music library.
Not to mention I like synths.
>>707708693
:o
>>707708545
Considering the strength of nuclear weapons these days, I think those cringey Japanese fucks wouldn't have a single person left on that little fishing village island they live on. The trees would be vaporized, leaving no paper for them to print their autistic cartoons on. However, the radiation may travel across the pacific and cause autism rates to skyrocket in the US, which probably would cause an increase in these dismal Pits of autism and virginity, known as Waifu threads.
>>707708713
Not one of these though. Good luck training this bad boy out of aggressiveness.
>>707708799
How about scorpios?
>>707708758
Cute
come @ me m8
Suika claim
>>707708872
thanks :)
Spiders > Scorpions
>>707708819
hey at least europe is safe
go for it
>>707708844
owo what's this
>>707708835
Do people actually train spiders? I thought it's more of a display kind of pet
>>707708960
>>707708957
True, but scorpios are cute too
>>707708789
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8oCoObsxGg
Okay, your choice.
"Synths" is very broad.
Additive? Modular?
808s? Moogs? Viruses?
im autistic. troll harder, lurking closeted austists. this is great.
>>707708992
its hentai-gore and you will fap to it soon
one more before i go
>>707708995
I meant being able to hold this spider. Hyper aggressive and the fangs can punch through most reinforced leather.
>look at these things
>>707709072
You're a virgin too huh autist
>>707709092
saw it on hiddenlol
>>707709135
i got that shit out of the way, thanks for your concern. 2d for life.
>>707709104
have a great time anon
>>707709102
could you at least post some lolis? owo
>>707709179
Yeah okay
>>707709107
I don't know personally anyone who would train a spider to being held. Mostly people just keep them in their terrariums.
>>707709207
so who here has actually ever had a girlfriend?
just wondering...
Tomoko claimed
>>707709225
spiders are creepy
>>707709264
hai tomoko kun
>>707709245
Nah.
OH MY GOF FUCK OFF NORMALFAGS! FUCKING SPAMMERS AND SHIT POSTERS POSTING SPIDERS AND FUCKING NORMIE FACEBOOK MEMES!!! NEWFAGS DONT UNDERSTAND OTAKU CULTURE IS WHAT 4CHAN CAME FROM AND THESE THREADS ARE PART OF OUR HISTORY! FUCK NEW FAGS!!!!
>>707709245
your my girlfriend
>>707709207
:) ^^
>>707709264
Kurokill yourself.
>>707709245
There are questions that you just don't ask in here...
>>707709207
rate
>>707709272
Cute!
>>707709245
I have a friend who most people think I'm dating.
>>707709339
autism speaks.
Damn Waifu virgins, I didn't realize you were straight up man babies, this is straight up whining
>>707709391
shit/10
>>707709367
Tomogo away
>>707709420
>420
Uggh friendzone sucks m8 :(
>>707709245
ive had a couple. most were at least 6/10s. i'm too beaten down to continue looking for the one. im settling for hikikomori status. girl friends are great if you can find the right one. but dating aimlessly without the looks and brains to back it up... blah blah
srsly 2d for life girls are too much trouble these days.
>>707709420
>friend
Girl who sometimes talks to you out of pity
>most people
Absolutely nobody. You just like to tell yourself that
>>707709450
b8
>>707709473
The thing is
She likes me
I (sorta) like her back
I'm not looking to date though.
>>707709330
same tbh
>>707709340
^-^ I love you!
>>707709389
I'm so sorry...
>>707709420
I'm really sorry about you being friendzoned :(
>>707709512
amen brother, dicks or get out
>>707709041
Additives mainly, but to be honest I'm unsure what the viruses are.
This thread.
My face: (╹◡╹)凸
>>707709573
I guess your waifu is more cute than her :) I like your waifu btw ^^
>>707709587
See>>707709573
Either way, she said it wouldn't last too long. I believe her.
>>707709622
Heya CC
>>707709654
Thanks, and yes. 2D Short blue hair are always better.
>>707709613
Virus TI. If I had 2 grand and a will to live I'd buy one.
>>707709753
Hey. This thread seems shit. How do we clean the filth? Oh right we can't, it's 4chan. (╥_╥)
>>707709753
3d gilrs are often disgusting and taking responsibility for a girl would be too much in my opinion
>>707709865
>>707709622
>mfw we will never get old cc
>>707709753
thoughts of getting a prostitute?
>>707709910
>mfw people still talk about him.
I killed him and took his spot. He is not coming back. EVER.
>>707709987
STOP LYING!!!!
>>707709910
Renting a prostitute is like paying for a one time use fleshlight that's loose as fuck. Escort, maybe.
>>707709873
srsly. girls can be rlly gross. used to date this chick that queefed when she schlicked.
>>707710117
what is schlicked?
