/nzg/ New Zealand Thread
has there already been one tonight that died? cause i missed that shit
Why are IDs even gone?
>>707697339
Currently watching some movies.. mainly NZ classics.
Starting off with Goodbye Pork Pie, unsure what i'll go onto next. any suggestions for classic nz movies?
Who died?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PoHqskMfHw
>>707697545
i was meaning a NZ Thread.. normally there is one up by now but there wasn't meaning a) nobody has made one or b) it died from inactivity.
>>707697339
There was and it was shit, but I like your optimism
>>707697899
they normally pick up around now which is why i decided to make the thread.
>>707697540
>Goodbye Pork Pie
Fucking love that film. There was a film called Snakeskin that was another NZ road movie, although in all honesty I didn't like it as much
>>707697540
once were warriors?
anyone got all the lorde nudes>?
>>707697540
footrot flats
stickmen
>>707697984
I'll give that a watch.
>>707698126
Yeah, watched that a few weeks back, might watch it again idk.
>>707698186
I'd imagine that maybe someone has some from high school you know cause everyone sends nudes and what not, but i highly doubt that.
That person if they did have them could make some $$ if she wasn't underage.
Just brought my gf this for summer. ama
>>707698685
does she have the ass to pull it off though?
>>707698753
Shes got an okay ass, def not as good as pic related but can pull it off imo >>707698685
cakebump
Post you're waifu
>>707701515
>you're
>>707701515
>>707701515
I posted. Am I waifu now?
>>707701647
>Doesn't know idbro's meme
>>707701647
you are
>>707701747
Yeah, lets fuck
This is now a Singapore thread.
Ching chon ling long wang chang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
Reporting in. What's everyone drinking tonight?
>>707701647
how new
>>707701752
>idbro's
how new
>>707701515
>>707702926
Honey Jack motherfucker
Tokoroa reporting
Would you download a car?
>>707703251
Yes.
Especially if I could pirate it.
>>707702926
Sup, IDbro
>>707703206
Nice dude. I'm having ginger ale lemon and jameson.
Not too bad for an impromptu get up.
>>707703364
Jump in chat, get pissed
>>707703419
migrating...
>>707703350
(not true, by the way)
>>707703251
Chee. Go to libary. Brand new forester onmi usb. Czzup !
"bump" of sorts
It's good to have a country of our own, it's just that it would be so much better if we stopped doing/following the same things as the Amerifags
>>707703291
Of course, download a ship if need be.
>>707697540
Try What becomes of the broken hearted? It's the second part to Once were warriors
Did I just spaghetti by telling this chick I'm talking to by saying I'm "looking for a job"?
>>707704396
Querc here... yes.
>>707704396
Not really, employment being what it is.
>>707704396
No chick wants a scrub.
>>707704536
True facts
>>707704396
yes, wtf anon
>>707704566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
>>707704396
You're worth as much to her as your bank account
Women are scum
>>707704803
Not true, idgaf about money.
But I do give a fuck about where their life is going and whether they bums or not.
>>707704700
House cleaning song circa 2002
>>707704875
Compulsive liars too
>>707704396
Say that you meant a 'civilan job' and leave it at that.
When she asks what you do say human relations. "But I can't talk about it too much because of legal requirements".
Chicks love mystery and you're a Kiwi (I fucking hope) so take the piss.
>>707705088
really? I let my ex sit around for three years while we starved and we only broke up cause cheating (on their part.)
I care now if a man has a job cause i never wanna be there again.
>>707698248
I am from her high school lol, will try to get nudes of her 18+ for you guys :D
>>707702926
moonshine same as most nights
>>707704875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiF6-0UTqtc
When do you think house prices will go down guy :/ gonna be tough for future generations to live here. Buying a house is gonna be/already is a unrealistic dream
>>707705091
We met at a party a few years back, will it still work?
>>707705213
Assuming you are grill. What would a long response message imply from said person?
>>707705213
Exactly this attitude is your problem.
Garauntee some Neet slut with no skills or future has to prop her self up with a man like a parasite. Fix your own problems instead of dragging them down.
>>707705668
Long response msg what? Everyone knows I'm legit
>>707697540
I remember being like 8 and at a holiday programme and we got to watch that movie. good memories
>>707705629
buy in the wops it's gunna be the place to be anyway when it all goes to shit
invest in a shipping container, guns and canned food
>>707705835
Like we talking and after I said no job, I get a page long reply on the messenger app. What do I do?
>>707706115
depends what it say. If it comes off as she's still keen then you got no problems.
Probably helps that you know her already
>>707706115
what was the reply?
>>707706265
It was the lyrics to "No Scrubs" by TLC
>>707705668
>We met at a party a few years back, will it still work?
Yes.
Just tell her you can't say too much and leave it at that.
>>707706394
heh
>>707705091
>>707706505
Are you fucking serious? He's supposed to pretend he's a spy? That's stupid.
>>707706750
They jest for certain
>>707706750
Where did I say spy you fucking retard?
>>707706237
Wasn't to bad, I just feel like a newfag when I talk to chicks.
>>707706505
I can't pull these kind of tricks without pre-formulating my background story first. What happens if a family member comes into the mix? Do I still lie?
>>707706265
Basically just talking about past
>>707707141
>Do I still lie?
It's not a lie, you literally are looking for a 'civilian job'.
>>707707307
It's a lie, dude.
>>707707365
How? He is looking for a job a civilian job.
>>707707683
It's a statement intended to mislead, it's a lie. He'd be trying to imply he has a military job or something.
>>707707141
if she knows you don't have a job as nothing's changed in her way of talking to you then you're sweet as. does she know you're keen? don't blindly walk down the path to the friendzone, friendo
>>707707307
I will vote for you at our next congress elections. After I get my civilian job
>>707707793
Misleading isn't the same as lying you bluepilled cuck.
>>707707889
Thank you. Don't mislead me though, will you really vote for me?
>>707708066
>bluepilled
fuck off nzg is my safespace
>>707707871
See this was the kind of advice I was intending on thank anon. It doesn't seem like it, but I'm prone to zoning myself without even realising it. Should I ask to add on fb or just straight do it?
>>707708066
>Misleading isn't the same as lying
The result is the same. God is watching.
>>707708066
Depends. I was going to vote civilian party last time but it was my first time so I went with Winston
>>707708157
no dont fucking ask to add her on fb omg dude..
ask her out for a drink more like
Who else can smell their dick when they get aroused?
>>707708697
you need to clean that
>>707708782
It is clean, faggot, I'm talking about that nice aroma, bro, mate.
>>707708660
Fuck! See I almost done it again... I really need to lurk on more of the nzg threads. Will probably ask her tomorrow cause tbh I'm surprised she's still messaging me
>>707709116
>I'm surprised she's still messaging me
She's a bot.
FUCK all these pajeets man in south auckland
why are there so many of them
>>707709557
>why are there so many of them
White genocide/neo-liberalism et al.
>>707709557
>south auckland
xd /central auckland still feeling the pajeets, but not the general shittiness
>>707709116
just make sure you're valuing yourself as much as these chick you're chasing and you'll be golden. we're all equal bufotenin
think you gunna die, bitch?
fuck latebro signing on, anyone still here?
>>707711641
fuck me i really need to get here on time. see you tomorrow nzbros
>>707698545
Anyone got that tribute from a few nights ago?
>>707712318
nah but i got more pics
>>707712352
dump set
I got work in 2 hours buuuut...
PnorthBro reporting in.
>>707712541
nice fuck she is wifeable
>>707712617
Still here b/ro...
that's all i got
>>707712541
>>707712578
>>707712604
>>707712637
>>707712684
Querc, my girl. We ever gonna get that full spread?
>>707712787
Nope.
>>707712787
do u kno her?
>>707712637
Dem lips though.. Would love to see some cum on them.
>>707712999
I mean i could cheese it with some conditioner.
>>707712999
those trips are the sexiest fresh content we gunna see all night
>>707712967
Nah /nzg/ just has its regulars. Querc, tankboy, and a few others comment almost every night. I've started to do the same.
fuck this bullshit man been trying to beat the luca goers for almost 2 hours now
>>707713038
For the trips...
It needs to be done.
>>707712578
>>707712967
not confirmed but i swear ive seen those rings before, they are generic as hell but still, its a start.
>>707697487
haha classic
>>707713151
gross though haha
lets play pretend
>>707713186
like irl seen them?
>>707713186
probly seen them here on nzg, as part of the set that gets posted almost every night
>>707713192
Play pretend?
>>inb4 pretend the pic happened
>>707713310
Where the fuck am I going to get cum at 2am?
>>707713240
yea. i know a few girls have the same rings, it not much, but its a start.
>>707713266
oh ive seen the photos many times, its querc
>>707713342
Cheese will do. >>707713342
>>707713364
My rings are basically my time stamp now
>>707713342
Always got a load for you girl.
And its the best genetic jelly.
Flows so sweet, your toes will curl.
As I pull out, it'll shoot on your belly.
>>707713712
thanks :)
>>707713409
go cuck yourself
>>707712999
>>707712999
>>707713038
>>707713192
>>707713310
This shit happening?
>>707713490
Convinced?
>>707714173
Can't get the taste of conditioner out of my mouth
>>707714173
Damn close haa.
Feeling like a tribute could be incoming.
Post any photo you want.
>>707714173
nah need that pearl-shot
A- for effort though
>>707714296
tribute this
>>707714307
Yeah well, got none around lmao
>>707714173
With cum on your lips,
Your mom thinks your a disgrace,
Girl, slow down them hips,
This ain't no race.
>>707714426
Damn.
>>707714373
Tempting, but querc is much nicer.
>>707714432
Best poet.
>>707714573
I, Quercy offered it. Go on lmao
>>707714426
i just mean conditioner, but pooled a bit more around ya mouth
>>707714575
Poetry is nuthin but rhymes,
Created to make a story,
Said the same to my girl a million times,
Her name was Tori.
>>707714573
Do it faggot
>>707714606
Girl. I dont want to waste my baby mayonnaise on that. Haha.
>>707714667
Oh yeah, nah that was gross. I taste the shit when I wash my long ass hair, I will taste it for days now.
>>707714769
Do it.
you got the DSL pic
>>707714816
well you're not supposed to get it in your mouth unless it's actually cum
>>707714863
do it on Q's cum pic, make it look realistic
>>707714934
This I can do.
Goodness, I own this thred.
>>707714173
Give me a few minutes then consider it done.
>>707715036
and people say men are privileged..
>>707715036
UNBELIEVABLE FOLKS, THE AUROCHS WIN THE CUP! IN MY 14 YEARS AS A COMMENTATOR I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A FEAT!
WHAT A PROUD DAY FOR THE BESAID AUROCHS! THEY'LL CERTAINLY BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS!
Back to you, Chet.
>>707715360
this killed thread lol
>>707715360
Damn son,
Where'd ya find these.
>>707715745
this thread is truely the metaphorical representation of the kiwi.
no idea how it's survived this long, but everyone that knows it loves it.
>>707714173
longer than expected..
This thread is bust guys, see you tomorrow.
>>707715963
Yo congrats my man, imma catch some of these zZz's now that y'all made my night