early morning thread
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early morning thread
james post art
can't sleep so here's some gid for you folks
>>707695092
N-nooo...... :'D How bout fluffybuns?
>>707695170
ONE TUBBY TUBBY
TWO TUBBY TUBBY
>>707695170
fat is gross
Y'all weird lol
>>707695214
are you referring to me arse?
>>>707694927
ive read about that episode i need to get to watching it
>>>707694304
I probably am, but I know I at least have a decent rear.
booooooooored
>>707695315
What else would I be referring to :p
>>707695347
that first link was supposed to be >>>707694578
>>707694891
I feel the same, if i'm at home i will not do anything but relax. The only way i get myself to the gym is to pay for it and i feel like i waste my money if i don't go. Same problem for weekends i try to go first thing in morning and do shopping after so the rest of day is doing gaming.
>>707694949
If you NEET you got time for a gym, go get a pass and go at like 3am in the morning :)
>>707695291
fat is cute yo
>>707695387
y
>>707695418
i dont know. well i dont have an arse :C
>>707695387
I wonder how long Rajii took on just the asshole
>>707695481
I would if I could, but the closest gym is 8 miles, and I don't have a driver's license.
>>707695347
>>707695437
Do it, such conflict of moral issues. And Hitler. And talking God rock.
>>707695501
So you think Trump is attractive?
I want some ramen
>>707695516
cus I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
>>707695542
8 miles of CARDIO
>>707695593
Daddy
>>707695501
Fat is immoral
>>707695627
Too far. I'm way out of shape.
just gonna chubby this thread up
>>707695516
I can always dream :3
... I mean, not that you aren't already good enough, that's not what I'm saying at all o_o Plz don leave me ;~;
>>707695595
>>707695347
>Decent
>Looks like that brain bug from the Starship Troopers movie.
>>707695659
Gee, Bill, you sure my controller's up there?
>yeah just keep going you'll find it
>>707695579
what
>>707695542
Well you got plenty of the one thing that most don't. Time so just walk or ride.
Then you can shit post there like i do.
>>707695610
You had some yesterday!!
>>707695812
I know
I want more
It's my last pack though.
>>707695773
Now that's some fag to huff on lol
>>707695798
The joke is "keys".
>>707695812
Eh, maybe. I'll see what I can do. I've been riding my dad's bike recently, and I'm trying to get into that habit, but 8 miles is too far for me right now.
You can never have too much ramen, boys and gentlemen
>>707695677
baby steps, gotta work your way up to it
>>707695481
thats why i was considering the bike stand so i will be outside still where its not comfortable to lay down. the gyms here are nicely kept though and 24 hour so i can go when there arent like any people. working out nect to others is weird to me. i dont even like riding bike with a partner.
>>707695610
that sounds dank
>>707695625
dont you mean you AMMMMMMMMMMM
:D
>>707695717
im leaving and im taking the kids with me
>>707695910
The joke is whatever I want it to be, pleb
>>707695989
pet pet
>>707695960
Yeah, true. I rode about 2 miles to a gas station yesterday, and that was probably the most exercise I've gotten all year combined. I guess it wouldn't take too long to do 8 miles.
>>707696084
Shut up, faggot. Kill yourself.
>>707695910
Watch you mean :)
Just do short rides everyday like 10 mins casual rides. after 3 days go for 15 min rides. 3 days after that 20 mins rides. by that time you should be riding 8 miles in 20mins.
>>707695960
Just like this guys says.
>>707695968
Ever thought that it's weird for them too? But they do it anyways? everytually you'll and they will get used to it.
Okay, Snuggles, for you I will.
>>707694734
I think a few months.
>>707695968
D'8
>>707696212
>>707696158
I may be able to do that. I've never really ridden bikes much, but I was surprised that I could ride even 4 miles.
>>707696262
Wait, did he fucking leave? God dammit.
>>707696122
You'll get used to it, even enjoy it after awhile. I used to walk 4.5miles to and from work daily, and I felt better than ever. Granted it was a shit gig with abusive coworkers, but at the time I didn't have other options
Also both those posts were me, hahahaha faggot
>>707696379
>>707696158
i assume they are all comfortable and im the lonely awkward dude in the room.
im going to rest meow. see ya butttiger~
>>707696243
im also taking all the pudding. you can keep the kids.
>>707696401
what an arsehole he is
Now who am I going to incoherently yell at about nothing because I'm upset?
>>707696464
>>707696406
That's pretty impressive. Certainly more than I could do. My legs and feet always start to hurt pretty quickly, but cycling seems to be much easier.
Hah, nice. I wasn't being serious anyway, I just like acting like a dick.
>>707696487
Eugh, take all that stinking blood pudding! But don't touch the chocolate pudding!
>>707696568
im taking it all
>>707696548
I am a terrible person and I need Snuggles in my life so I can try and upset him so I can feel marginally better about my own abhorrent existence.
SNUGGLES!!!
>>707696630
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
>>707696327
Well that's the thing you don't need to ride fast if you have no time constraints. Just keep at it is the key at the start.
>>707696487
Well i bet they were the awkward dude at the start too. They decided to get it though.
Night mew.
>>707696619
I'm dying in the most ridiculously dramatic and exaggerated manner
>>707696828
i am forever awkward spaghetti cat
>>707696828
Yep, true. Thanks for the advice, man.
Anyway, I need to sleep. I'll be back again in like a month or whenever the sfur threads really suck again. Night.
>>707696769
.
>>707696872
Katten, make Snuggles come back.
>>707696859
The doodles on the right side look like testicles
You people are literally the worst
>gay
>fat
>furry
Please just go die
>>707697099
You stole my dubs faggot
kys yourself
>>707697098
The person responding to the painting has a diseased mind.
>>707698059
We all have diseased minds
>>707698059
No shit, why do you think i'm shitposting in a gfur namefag thread at 4am?
>>707698059
THAT is a penis.
>>707698086
im game
>>707698368
Not like any penis I've ever seen.
>>707698304
Because you're lonely?
>>707698128
My mind isn't diseased.
>>707698591
That's what a diseased mind would say
>>707698621
I'm perfectly fine and normal. A head shrinker even told me so.
>>707698681
Going to a witchdoctor for mental health reasons isn't perfectly find and normal
>>707698808
No. Not a witch doctor. A psychiatrist. She told me it's normal to be filled with self loathing and healthy to want to die, and that my visions are perfectly fine.
>>707698942
Witch Doctor, psychiatrist. No difference. They both make you ingest something to turn you into a zombie
>>707699062
I'm not on any medication because I don't want to be on any medication, and she didn't put me on any medication because she felt I didn't need to be on any medication.
>>707699144
You are already a zombie
>>707699184
I'm no such thing. I'm conscious and aware at all times like I'm supposed to be. I don't sleep much these days because I feel it's not for me.
>>707698591
Looks like every penis ive ever seen.
>>707699304
So yours?
>>707699301
Catch you later zombie artist. I need to get some sleep
>>707699369
Artist is your word, not mine.
>>707699352
Yeah, you catch on quick. I am proud of you, son.
>>707699482
Okay.
>>707699555
okay
>>707700009
Nibi, why don't you ever break character? Are you that committed to the role?
>>707700083
What are you talking about?
>>707696212
>>707700229
The persona you adopt in this place.
>>707698825
woo yea meth fucking is absolutely the best like holy shit you go on for hours and once you come all you can think is what the hell did I just do did I really stick a rubber fist up my ass with some random hooker
if there's one aphrodisiac it's meth, and doesn't give the same nasty stim dick amph does
>>707700419
I still dont get what you are talking about. I dont have one of your little meme "personas".
>>707700574
Of course you do. Everybody does.
You certainly don't act like this in public, talking about dick and ass all the time, bitching about being a virgin out loud, stating how you want to rape and murder people.
Everyone who comes here acts differently here than they do with people out in the real world.
Even I act somewhat differently. I talk incessantly about serial murderers in public, I have only talked about them a couple of times briefly here.
>>707700639
I dont talk to people, like at all. The record sentence I probably had in the past 5 months was probably 5 words. I do not like conversing with others. I do not understand how other humans think and I cannot keep up.
>>707700903
You are 100% without a doubt still a nob in person.
A slight difference, but a difference none the less.
>>707700923
So you're saying I'm right? You don't act like this in public.
im up cuz im having surgery this morning
>>707700983
I never claimed to be anything other than a shitty person.
>>707700997
Sure, yeah.
I freely admit it here and elsewhere. I tell anybody who approaches me trying to be friendly that I am and that they should leave me alone.
>>707701108
So then why not break the character?
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>>707701199
You mean say nothing and leave? If you wanted to insult me and get out of your sight you could of spared the expense and left yourself.
That's all there is, there isn't any more.
>>707701480
No, that's not what I meant. Why not act pleasant, or different at any rate? Instead of saying you want to murder people while also bitching about your virginity, why not talk about something unrelated to those?
>>707701586
Because the last 18 years have been nothing but hostility and a strange anger directed towards me. I simply have no desire to keep accepting that and if people arent going to give me what I want then they can expect nothing in return.
>>707701480
>>707701586
you guys talk like advanced autists, but its kinda amusing...
also i realy like this head, the rest are shit
>>707700419
>>707701792
I'm neither hostile nor directing any anger towards you. You're interesting to me and I enjoy your presence.
>>707701894
>like advanced autists
>like
...
>>707701894
I would prefer not to.
>>707701972
yeah i was toning it down.
>>707701982
prefer not to what? i didnt even ask a question
>>707701939
Yes you are, eat shit.
You said you were going to knock me out and you're better than me because you're not a virgin.
How about I put a few .44s in your flimsy edifice and see how superior you are at rotting.
>>707702081
I would just prefer not to.
>>707702081
Im pretty sure /sp/ isnt even as autistic.
>>707702200
ok dude, i get it, you dont like me.. anyways, just wanted to compliment that head, see you around
>>707702238
keep your chin up, at least youre not a nigger
>>707695031
wow someone drew me
>>707702375
No im something worse.
>>707702463
being a furfag is no worse than being a nigger. What are you? you gonna go full teen edge and say sociopath?
>>707702196
I'd like that.
>>707702375
I would prefer not to.
>>707702663
Apart of a failed, dying race with no known achievements.
rip
>>707703580
>Nibi is an abo
Well that's a fucking twist.
>first known people to develop the mathematical concept of zero
>first known people to discover quinine and how to prevent scurvy
>first known people to raise corn, potatoes, squash, tomatoes, several species of bean, avocados, etc.
>first known people to raise honey bees, llamas, and turkeys
>first known people to raise cotton and tobacco
>first known people to establish a federated representative democracy which greatly influenced both Europeans and Americans
>no known achievements
I need to let this painting sit for a couple days before I can work on it again.
