Ask someone who's currently fucking this thing anythihng
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask someone who's currently fucking this thing anythihng
>>707684526
why is there a drawing of a chili pepper on the cheek?
>>707684619
cus it's called hot ass
Is it worth it? I'm making do with a $20 pocket pussy.
>>707684782
Well I'm certainly thinking it was worth it right now, only cost me 60 bucks and it's great, especially the asshole of it
Mods
Looks underage
Mods
>inb4 newfag
>>707684526
how is it compared to the real thing?
>>707684526
Do you sometimes use it other than the image and pretend that it's riding you?
>>707685149
He obviously does not know.
>>707684526
where did you buy this. i might be curious in buying one as well
>>707685149
>implying OP isnt a virgin
>>707685222
Max par
>>707684526
What's the name of this particular model called?
>>707685149
there's no comparison!
>>707684526
What went wrong in your life, anon?
>>707685333
>there's no comparison!
Yup, it's absolutely nothing like the real thing
>>707685163
Yeah, reverse cowgirl is perfect with it, as well as just laying it down and getting over it, lots of positions are possible actually
Do you shove a couple sardines inside to make it smell authentic?
>>707685015
>fucking
"Man, this sucks. I could've bought more weed with this, or at least some Chipotle. Man, that's a lot of Chipot-HNNNNGH"
>>707685396
>>707685325
I bought this one from LeLuv, I haven't seen any reviews of it, but I'm thoroughly enjoying it. I'm using the mini one that's 5 lbs I believe, but they have ones that are larger (life size) and like 17-19 lbs.
>>707685271
I somehow thought I'd implied the opposite.
>>707685015
was considering buying one of these just for the asshole. or do they sell pocket pussies that are buttholes?
>>707684526
How hard is it to type while fucking it?
>>707686132
not that hard
Someone post video of that huge ass toy that cost like 600 dollars
>>707685951
I bought a riley reid euphoria which is a fleshlight and it's an asshole pocket pussy, but I haven't found it as pleasurable
>>707684526
I got one.
She may not help me around the house, but she won't cheat on me, divorce me and take half my shit, AND THEN make me pay child support.
I gotta make money first before affording a woman anyway. Considering the way the economy is, there is no way I'd be able to support anyone, even a family.
I did date a woman hat was considerably well off than I am, but that was shitty because it was very emasculating. #neveragain
>>707686390
another angle
>>707685396
nah mate, cleaning it properly is super easy
>>707685035
that's a perk of it :>
>>707684526
these silicone midsections are overpriced and dumb. get a 20$ thing like this anon >>707684782
but set ur shit up like me. chekkit.
1. fold a towel in half and in half again on the shortest side (so that you get a long thin and thick towel)
2. wrap your pocket pussy in this towel and bind with belt as loose or tight as you want it.
3. put a sleeping bag or something cushiony in a duffel bag (preferably an old one you wouldnt mind getting cum on)
4. fold the duffel bag in half and bind with another belt.
5. masturbate without using any hands
pic related
Fucking the asshole, super tight
>>707688873
I don't know man, really seems nice to me,
I've tried the handheld fleshlights and similar and they're just not quite it for me.
>>707689355
You better cum on it.
>>707689421
k. to each their own. personally i like my setup more than an actual person most of the time. literally wash that shit clean. no fear of any kind of disease. inexpensive to maintain and replace. no worries.
>>707684526
I used to have that. It was toddler size unfortunately.
>>707689687
I don't quite get your setup. How is it hands free?
Why don't you have a girlfriend?
>>707690188
I do :< Just a couple hundred miles away
How much was it?
Where did you get it?
Recently inherited 3k so I wanna see if I should take a leap.
>>707690265
In other words, no you don't, you have a person you talk to.
>>707690483
60 bucks, leluv, just google leluv, but I imagine there's probably higher quality ones out there depending on your budget for it.
Another Angle, this thing is fucking wonderful
what is it called?.... mine is a Puni Fuwa Mocchi 2000!
>>707691207
Leluv Mini Hot ass, 5 lb I believe
>>707686964
And fucking a silicon mold isn't emasculating
>>707690695
Oh neat that's real cheap.
And you like it? What's cleaning it like? Have you cum inside? Do you use lube?
>>707690935
Trim your nails, fucking firecrotch
https://www.amazon.com/LeLuv-Vibrating-Perfect-Masturbator-Vanilla/dp/B00FKHOQ1W?th=1
>>707689890
you dont jerk off, you thrust while at most holding it steady. shit fam i often find myself knitting while masturbating. there is so much i can do with these free hands.
>>707691480
I've bought a toy cleaning product for like 8 bucks. spray that inside, wait a little, run water through, bam, clean. Just have to wait for it to dry, which actually is very quick for this one so far. Cumming inside of it is great.
>>707691480
Oh and yeah, tons of lube. Water based.
For the pussy, you might not need to, haven't tried, but the asshole would be way too tight to penetrate I'm pretty sure.
>>707691871
cum inside it and send a pic
>>707690265
Okay then, is it better than your girlfriend?
>>707692687
In some ways, yes, It's more stimulating and easier to manipulate around and such, but being with somebody is obviously a different experience.
Based PURELY on stimulation, this is better and more pleasurable in that area.
$105 for something a little more realistic.
now with panties
>>707693781
>>707693854
Those are some nice shots anon. Thanks for the input, I'm definitely going to consider this since $60 ain't that steep and it seems like a solid purchase.
Thanks for answering my questions!
>>707693376
Where the actual fuck can i get that for that price? Its always above 600 bucks for that heck maybe over a grand
So... how do you plan on hanging yourself? The Robin, or maybe the David?
If it was me, I'd go the David. Make it really uncomfortable for your family knowing you died wearing women's lingerie
>>707695428
You can find them from cheap low quality chinese sites (but most products feel decent) going from around 60 to 200
>>707696075
and the penor won't fall off after using them?
>>707696399
Im an uglyfag virgin so its worth for that puss. Its the only i will come close to
>>707696867
well than save some moar money for the quality stuff. just asking if the chinese copies come with some serious unhealthy stuff in it, as there is in many toys made in china. maybe better use condoms.
>>707685222
Kek
cheers op
>>707699591
>dang thats a thick cock :P
>>707699591
you shave your legs?
>>707699697
thanks!
>>707699785
yeah i do
also ass wont fit for me. what to do. should i cut it ?
>>707699847
wish that was my hole
Why cant you get an actual gf, anon?
>>707691454
It's not any less "emasculating" than it is for women who insert silicone dicks in their vagina. In fact, I envy women. They have some of the craziest shit out there.
>>707699847
Cool. ME TOO. My legs are currently like that too. Kinda annoying, but too lazy to shave all over again.
get a real sex toy faggot
>>707699933
will it fit ?
>>707700150
make it fit pls. XP
>>707700090
i shave them because sometimes im crossdressing
>>707688873
That's a good idea, thanks.
>>707686901
It can be quite hit and miss till you know what you're looking for in a texture.
The variety is stupendous.
>>707692898
Have you tried a Fleshlight?
How does this compare?
>>707699591
>>707699847
Hmm, looks like it wouldn't fit much of me.
I'm an 8x6
>>707699959
Not OP but not everyone has a functioning social life.
Absolute shocker... on 4chan of all places.
>>707700099
How hard does it grip?
>>707700200
show us that beautiful hole :)
>>707686390
Do you feel like a loser after you cum
>>707700297
here you go
>>707700150
>>707700272
>How hard does it grip?
what?
>>707699847
Just use extra lube and it will stretch out after time
Never be lazy and leave it full of cum, It's nasty after a while and should be cleaned after each use
>>707700488
The toy holding the horse cock.
>>707700618
im not a toy, friend.
>>707700440
More?
>>707700690
Could treat you like one
>>707700758
>>707700802
you probably arent cute enough for that
>>707699591
>>707699847
is that the pedo model?
>>707700820
>>707700758
pound me daddy
>>707700440
dumpin my old pics for you
>>707700000
>>707701007
gawd where are you tho?
>>707684526
Is this you OP?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
I wanna taste your ass before ffuckng you full of hot jizz
>>707684526
are you going to couple VR to it with a VR headset? im sure you can get a VR simulation where the lady is from da back!
>>707701068
you want this huh ?
>>707685509
how big is the mini one? isnt it too small? or maybe....it appeals to ...certain people? (if you know what i mean))
>>707686390
doesnt look like the same model here...as in the first pic
>>707701689
>>>707700000 →
breed me please. hnnng, im looking for more pics hold on.
>>707684526
do they have one with a peepee?
>>707684526
is this a secret promotional thread for leluv?
how do you clean it? Does it turn inside out or something
>>707700537
im cleaning it but i dont want to tho.
i want somebody else fuck and fill it for me and then i will fuck it cummy
>>707684526
Allahu Akbar
>>707684782
I see where te pocket pc brand name comes from...
>>707701888
#soft
>>707686964
and this is just the beginning. with VR coupled with teledildonics in a few years time, it will be so realistic that most humans will no longer be having sex with eachother. the VR will be just so much better. Plus, you can have sex with anyone or anything you want:an alien chick, a half-breed, an anime character...etc
>>707701689
gimme that cock
>>707693854
which model is this?
>>707684526
How do I get one without anyone knowing?
>>707699591
is this still the hot ass model?its tiny!
>>707702098
i would stick my cock into you and sleep over it
>>707702088
damn im so horny right now
>>707684766
ew. That one still has the head on it. *blech*
wtf happened to this thread
>>707688873
Have you thought about designing a fur liner, so it's like you're fucking a lion or tiger?
>>707690692
tbh, he has a person to listen to.
>>707700470
>>707702204
well this was pretty hot,
I'm off to grindr to find some local fat cock
>>707702230
take it all baby
>>707702449
kik me narunijja
>>707696075
>>707696867
Got a link or better directions? Taobao or what?
>>707688873
i put my pocket pussy inside a penis pump.
Vagina with suction aww yehh
>>707685222
The real thing is 2D and therefore impossible to know. We can dream, though, can't we, anon? Can't we all dream...
>>707685355
No fault divorce, alimony, child support, that kind of thing. Who wouldn't get a girlfriend if there weren't any of that square bullshit that Hillary & Kane push? A bunch of goddamn SQUARES.
>>707702449
pls kik me : narunijja
>>707702500
Pics or it didn't happen.
Why don't you just fuck some whores?
>>707684526
Did you pass 2nd grade?
>>707702630
1. Whores bear disease
2. Whores gossip
3. Whores get preggers
4. Whores are typically women, and women are completely unpleasant to be with, unless you're total a faggot.
>>707702604
>>707702204
Go fist ur asshole faggots and stop posting in this tread
Isn't it hard to type while fucking that thing?
>>707702630
Saving cash up
no gf
>>707687899
Excellent info. That's the #1 problem with such devices, keeping them clean is super super super important. They are MEDICAL devices.
>>707702665
I had whore's bear disease once. Let me tell you the cure is worse then the symptoms.
>>707684526
is it textured? always wondered cause if its just a narrow tube a fleshlight's way better in terms of feel.
>>707702604
Mmm das a smooth butthole
>>707702785
It's not hard to get a fat black girlfriend tbh. But muh child support, so nooope.
>>707684526
Nigger
>>707702828
>you probably think I misspelled it
>you probably also think it's funny that there's never any fire in the fire lane
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph576f785d1828a
>>707684526
Do you sometimes lick asshole and pussy just for a warmup, or iam just fucked in a head for doing so ?
>>707703128
i recommend you one of those. feels awesome afterwards
>>707702665
1. condom
2. You think people want to hear she's a whore?
3. refer to 1
4. They can be better than whatever you could ever get.
To be clear I'm talking about prostitutes, not sluts.
>>707703249
What do you do with it?
>>707703336
Put it in my ass
>>707703336
its a sex toy heater. you stick those before you fuck it and it burns inside
>>707703283
Dude, I'm just fucking around. Whatever. You decide what you do. Not my problem. But it's not EASY. You say "condoms" like HIV is the only crap you can catch. Some of these skanks have literal FLEAS. Sure, it won't kill you, but who the hell wants that crap.
>>707703370
You sure it works for most guys? I have to shove my prolapse back in and I find nothing pleasant about the experience. It's not the end of the world, but even if I jab the everloving Jesus out of my prostate nothing habbens so whatever.
>>707703397
ohhhhh a heater. I thought it was a vibrator.
>>707684526
where did your life go wrong?
>>707703464
i can stimulate prostate orgasm and it has nothing to do with fuckin or jackin off. most intense orgasms i ever had coming from anal
>>707685386
nah, he just has no way to compare it
>>707703492
also can be used :)
>>707703503
Op gets a nice tight pussy whenever he wants it. No married man gets that.
>>707703532
Weird.
>>707703569
no he gets a piece of silicone moulded to approximate a pussy.
It doesnt get wet, its not warm/hot inside, it doesnt move, writhe or moan and it certainly doesnt suck you off.
Conclusion.. OP is having a glorified wank
>>707700099
Can I see it up your ass plz?
>>707703823
You're using a silicon communication device, but you know it's real. He uses a silicone sex device, but you don't know it's real. It's real as a woman. After all, all there is to the woman, when you get down to it, is a hole that's somewhat warm, and maybe a few noises.
>>707703823
/thread
>>707703859
why :^)
>>707703985
>It's real as a woman. After all, all there is to the woman, when you get down to it, is a hole that's somewhat warm, and maybe a few noises.
Except its not warm and makes no noises...
The level of autism on this board both shocks and amuses me. You guys know that women can actually make a good partner yeah? You know you can actually enjoy spending time with them?
Think the only way half of the faggots on here could get a woman to spend time with them would be if she was locked in their basement, lol
>>707684526
I'm sure this feels good but whenever I see something like this I think of a bull being tricked into mounting and humping a fake cow so people can collect the bull's sperm. Something kinda weird about it.
>>707704046
Like you get a tight pussy whenever you want.
>>707704173
It's warm. You use a warmer. See:
>>707703249
Plus a heating pad, obviously.
But that's not the point. The point is that you are complaining about DIFFERENCES.
They ARE different. But that's not the debate.
The debate is whether or not it's equal.
I say that OP's pussy is greater than any you've ever had. It's tighter, it's more routinely available, and it never gave OP HIV, unlike you, you faggot.
>>707684526
Are you related to creepy pedo doll fucker guy?
>>707704173
btw, no, it's easy to get a woman. Go to backpage. You can google the terms. As long as you are not black you can get an "escort". That's a prostitute. All cities have well-reviewed escorts. You use a known good one, etc. It's no big deal.
But they're not that great, overpriced. They just quit being tight. That's what I said. It's better than a woman. Better. Tighter, more routine. And IMPROVING. Women are just getting fatter every year.
>>707697280
That just makes it more realistic.
>>707704494
>desperate virgin spotted
>>707704677
Are you a murder virgin?
>>707704625
I mean a woman that actually wants to spend time with you, you know... a gf kek
in a way this place depresses me, im sure some of you lot could meet actual women
>>707704494
kek, thats just plain sad.
nothing beats a real pussy.. they have this thing attached to them.. called a woman.
>>707704879
No, really, have you ever killed a woman? Because I think you're a wuss.
>>707704949
The woman part is just a barrier. Like packaging. Or a price. Consider the following:
>Food is not good unless a woman hands it to you
>Computers are not good unless a woman hands them to you
>Porsches are not good unless a woman lets you have the keys
Fucking losers, everywere... losers. The FACT is that "real" pussy is inferior to what science can produce. Well who is surprised by that?
>>707704963
haha. a beta neckbeard calling someone a wuss. you made my day faggot.
killing women eh? yeah cause theyre all whores right? they dont want to be with a "gentleman" like you, rofl
>>707705094
You've never killed a woman before. Well you just haven't lived, have you, until you've killed a woman - just ask any serial killer.
>>707705082
ahhahahahaha
priceless m8, keep going.
was mommy mean to you?
>>707684526
Does it feel good?
>>707705149
did you use your katana?
I have better. Fuck you faggot.
>>707705155
I bet you're afraid. Ever even look a woman in the eyes while slitting her throat? Coward, have you?! HAVE YOU?!
>>707705191
No, but the best sword is a double-edged fedora.
>>707705236
hahahaha, new career in comedy for you m8
>>707705281
MLP branded
>>707705285
I bet you only slit girls' throats in video games. FUCKING VIDYAGAYME LOSER!!!
>>707705374
someone needs a hug.
you prolly cant even talk to a woman, get back to your basement neckbeard
>>707705485
Ever hear a woman's last words, partially coming from her gaping neck wound? Bet you haven't, because you're nothing but a PUSSY! I bet you have HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES!
>>707705640
neither have you bro.
go ask mommy if she can give you some $ for a new computer game.
you are getting boring now
>>707705236
>>707705374
>>707705640
>>707684526
did you tattoo that on it ass?
>>707705894
If you were a real man you'd get out there and get your knife wet.
>>707706783
>>707684526
why
>>707689884
>unfortunately
>>707706924
Use words, you chimpanzee. The facts are in: If you don't kill women you're no real man. You're a PUSSY!
>>707707154
>>707701151
rydstfghx
>>707689355
Sad that you have to fuck something fake, plus your dick looks small as fuck
How much lube do you need to apply for it to work?
>>707707933
I don't use lube, I use horse semen.
>>707708335
>paying for biologicals
>when synthetics are superior
>>707707882
>this jealous
>>707684526
Any interesting, odd, and/or frequent fantasies while using it?
Tip:
Stop fucking that thing and stop masturbating and go to a bar to meet girls. One day you'll be so horny you'll just flirt going all-in with girls and talking like an alpha male who knows what he wants. Not some betafag that wants to be the nice and boring guy.
>>707684526
looks like a bitch to clean desu
i own a tenga which is very easy to clean but i cant even be bothered nowdays
>>707709164
Hope that's true. You could've at least gotten dubbs or something...
what about clean up and/or maintenance on those things? those knock off fleshlights got me by but cleaning and drying that thing was inconvenient
>>707709357
Kinda depends on the person too. But at least works for me. When I masturbate too much I just don't have sexual appetite. And if I don't masturbate and text with girls, conversations escalate pretty easily
>>707693376
>$105
bullshit.
post link or gtfo
>>707710596
I masturbated at least 15 times yesterday. Had success with tinder girls just being witty and random.
