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Chinese streamer is making rodents fight scorpions in here:

http://www.panda.tv/440526
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Ant cleanup in progress.
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fuck those yellow people and the shit they do
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the queen is dead lol
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best fucking thread of the week
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Is that a dead queen?
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>>707676965
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldNSMnEeKio
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>i'm calling PETA right now

LOL
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Stream keeps freezing on iOS
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so its over?
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>>707676776
so many 7s and 6s. fuck I had to leave ... what happened to rat v scorp? did one rat really escape? did angry chinaman say angry things?

what is happening now... is this like.. two squshed bugs dying near eachother?
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this fucking music though
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>>707677258

showing the dead ants that mousebro killed.
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>>707677258
Hammo vs. ants...hammo won...I guess
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2 NUKES WERE NOT ENOUGH
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>>707677331
what happened in 2 rato vs scorp?
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>>707677331
Most of them aren't even dead, just crippled. Ratto is savage as fuck.
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>>707677388
>inb4 comment deleted
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> KqlyVacban: Taiwan #1 China #2

keek
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>>707677407

ratos piled on top of each other, then chinaman replaced ratos with mousebro and mousebro got fucked up but survived.
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rattos are op
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REPTILE BRO VS SCCORRRPIO
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IS THAT A FUCKING LIZARD?!
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omg new battlefied!
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The antbro carnage is immense
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Lizard time
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>Skulls are real from actual victims of based lizard
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ooooooo shit new stage!!
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Chinese vs Lizard


and whatever the fuck that is
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>>707677525
>>707677542
he wont risk that fighting. just feeding it ants I'l bet

>>707677560
he pans over and you see all these kids and dirty women locked in cages.
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>ching chong ching chong china number 1
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everytime i go to the bathroom something happens god dammit
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the music is so epic
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TKO
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>>707677599
bearded dragon
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wha the chit is it dead already

heart ache!>
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I cant hear music, just babblying chinaman
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>>707677621
Pacific Rim

This guy watches one too many kaiju movies
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>is he dipping it in soy sauce
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>>707677683
that is the music
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>>707677618
gatorade bottle /b/ro and you'll never miss a thing
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>Trying to feed a dead bug to a bearded dragon

Confirmed for not being the owner of any of these animals.
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oh shit lizard bro next
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properly enticed
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holy shit
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So... is this just going to be him feeding a lizard now? No more battles?
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dragon : 1
roach: 0
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was that a roach he caught in his living room?
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>4chan是那个非常mysterious的黑客
>my sides
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lmfao watching this shit high is fun as fuck
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Lizard class has been revealed
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guys an idiot. young bearded dragons wont eat prey that large (centipede)
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this is all i'm seeing
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This is normal food for bearded dragons. But that cage is way too small for a lizard that size and no hiding spots.
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Based Lizzie.
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>gimme some of that hot nasty ass
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熊安东: this is like feeding your pet people food
熊安东: For Chinese people.

my fucking sides rn
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Shit's lame now. Where are the streams with the sexy Chinese mamicitas?
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fuck this smug ass scaly bird

i wanna see it get bite
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>>707677802

beardies are bros

that one looks real sickly :(
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>>707677961
obviously they do. turdmuffin
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scorpion vs lizard would be win
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>>707677965
right click and try 1 -5
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The ants was the funniest
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mfw he's skullfucking the skull
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>LIZARD VS HAMSTER
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can you imagine being in jail. You literally do nothing and stare outside your window
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FUCKING SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
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OH SHIT SNEK
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awww shit here we go...
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>>707678046
shut up afid
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these chinks have weird hobbies
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>SNEK V HAMSTER
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SNAKE-SAMA HYPE
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you fucking crazy chink you're gonna lose the fight
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snakebro now !!
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FUCKING SNEK GODMODE ACTIVATED
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Snek vs ??????????
the skulls of yankees
bukake on snake
MAN This comments are gold.
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TAKE ME IN OH TENDIE WOMAN

YOU KNEW DAMN WELL I WAS A SNAKE
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That almost looks like a actual real skull with this snake
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snake blowjob incoming
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>>707678057
thanks anon!
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these chinese posters think you faggots are chinese pretending to be americans and swearing at you
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>>707678315
legion
mysides
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Snake Sama looking at camara.
HE KNOWS.
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>>707678315

snek aproves
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this is a rebroadcast btw, you faggots are watching prerecorded video
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Don't Tread On Me
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>>707678407
lol anyone know how to say "America number 1, Taiwan #2, China #5" in chinese?
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>>707678407

cereal?
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>>707678315
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>>707678538
>America number 1, Taiwan #2, China #5
美国1号,台湾#2,中国#5
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>>707678505
>>707678505
how does it end?
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>>707678538
美国第1,台湾第2,中国垃圾
>>707678569
not even kidding
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>>707678505
cool story bro. no one cares actually
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>DO SOMETHING LING LING
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rat vs. snake!
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>>707678627
idk man, it just says rebroadcast in red on the top right
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Press F to pay respects to Rato
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Uh oh this won't end well for ratto!
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>>707678618
Cheers buddy
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Gettin lit now fam
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>>707678709
f
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What is rat? I'm new to 4chan
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>>707678709
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

it was a good run rat
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are rattos going to be snek killed ? :((((
Is it their last meal?
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>>707678706
okay, then why are you trying to ruin the show if you can't even do it properly?
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time for foot!
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ZOIDBERG NO
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RATTO VS KAIJU
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:3
Rock Lobster.
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did he rob a pet store?
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why is he feeding dead crab to mice?
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rattos goin ham on tht crustacean
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>>707678993
Haha
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the mice demand freedom
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>>707679030
No he raided his pantry.
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IS THAT PEE WHAT THE FUCK
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What's he doing with those chemicals?
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did anyone else think for a second that was oil and he was gonna fry the rats
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mice 1 lobster 0
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>>707678973
重播
just translate that on Google and tell me it doesnt look like the shit on the top right. just trying to warn you anons that your comments dont mean shit
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>>707679268
yes
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ITS MY NIGGA SQUIRRELAMBE
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>>707679268
He already has the oil in the wok, dumby.
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Why the fuck would he feed a dead lobster to rats
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>>707679338
Harambe was just a nigger. Jet fuel can't melt steel gorillas.
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chipmunk fucking hates this dumbass
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Why is he feeding everything fucking prawns??
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1e7vg_erin-daniels-one-hour-photo_people
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>>707679660
it's their last meal, might as well make it good
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>bangs squirrels face with lobster
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>>707679320
i'm just here to watch. i don't care if it's prerecorded or not.
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>MAYBE IF I MOVE THE LOBSTER AROUND IT WILL MAKE IT MORE HUNGRY
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>>707679756
sounds like a fetish
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chippo just wants to make a hole and sleep
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>BACK TO LEVEL 1
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>>707679142
Top fucking kek
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Music's nice tho
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OH FUCK IT'S ON
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This guy has no clue what any of these animals normally eat
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>>707677388
too bad macarthur didn't drop those a-bombs on china... i want so badly to wipe out china.

fun fact: it would take about 41 years to shoot each chinese people in the head if you shot one per second. this isn't accounting for spawning while time goes on, but if we prioritize pregnant chinese first those animals with be dead on time and under budget
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i wish theyd get to the death already
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>>707679920
Rats eat anything, they are pigs.
They even chew through wood and plastic to get at food.
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>>707679981
I would gladly shoot the chink doing this in the head.
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>>707679981
die in a manufacturing plant, redneck.
otherwise, shut up and enjoy the animal fights.
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suddenly moth
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Uh......
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>>707680115
make holes in the wall to make a bedding for their young
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>>707678165

>can you imagine being on 4chan? you literally do nothing and stare at your computer screen
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>MOTH IS DANCING HARD
>MOTH IS DANCING HARD
>MOTH IS DANCING HARD
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MOOOTHRAAAAAA
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THIS MOTH IS ROCKING IT OUT
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Hey, some Rammstein
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are they playing rammstein
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this is fucked up
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METAL HEADBANGING MOTH
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Oh so this is not a Livestream. He just changed from centipede vs rat to ants vs moth.
DUHAST IN THE BACKGROUND NOICE
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he should let the moth fly and see if it can get rid of the ants on its own
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it's great again
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>>707680320
Eifersucht but it's from the same album.
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poor moth is having early onset PTSD
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pretty
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being eaten alive by ants is fucking hardcore.
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rip motho never had a fucking chance
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what kinda ants these are
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>>707681083
Nigger ants
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imagine if that moth already had a phobia to ants
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ill translate, wtf do you faggots wanna say
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>>707681221
pre recorded
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>>707681221
Black Lives Dont Matter
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>>707681221

Let's see some real mammal fighting.

2 Mice on Snake.
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we're all going to dream about being eaten alive by ants tonight.
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>>707680193
>>707680193
i love how the libtards always try the redneck comment, it's hilarious how much that's not the background of the person they're saying it to, but it actually isn't a valid statement; like rednecks don't necessarily think that stuff. FURTHER, rednecks are not seen in a poor light by anyone I know. I haven't heard anyone say anything like that except libtards, like you, anonymously on the internet.

P.S. we're gonna kill all those chinks. the chinese are going to be the first to go... i'll dedicate my life to killing them if i get the chance. i would never, ever waiver from spending every bit of life energy left in my body shooting/gasing/strangling/starving/knifing/poisoning them.
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>>707681415
mmm can't wait
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>>707681415
which is all we deserve...

It is oring though..
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>>707681221

When China takes over America, please take away the niggers
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>>707681447

someone's mad
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>>707681741
they're going to die
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they're calling americans fat poor idiots who eat burgers all day
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>>707681763
when?
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>>707681527
boooooring
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well this is boring so i'm going to bail. if you look on youtube there's an asian guy who has large insects fight each other.
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Ceci est mon genre d'art ... Je l'aime
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>>707681880
once they start world war 3
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>>707681763

good, as they should... you're still triggered though tough guy
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>>707681447
that's true not all rednecks are bad. it's just the deplorable failures who actually think being white is some sort of accomplishment. most successful whites don't think that being white is enough to succeed in life, it can help but doesn't guarantee anything.

being genocidal is clearly the sign of someone who doesn't fit in society. white people probably look at you and wish you didn't have the skin color.
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>>707681920
Link nigger
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>>707682038
Niggers
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rip mothra
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>>707681980
i was expecting a better punchline. it still made me smile though.
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>>707681447
You play too much COD kiddo
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>>707682354
he was good for a nice summer breeze
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Is that a condom in there?
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I feel like I'm waisting my time right now...
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>>707682936
you are

embrace it
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What a fucking garbage streaming site, can't the chinks do better than this? I thought they were tech wizards and shit.
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i love how he's just vacuuming them up
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>>707683357
They're shitlords who plagiarize everything. Site's UI is almost ripped straight from Twitch
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why is no one talking shit in there??
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im pretty sure everyone left, its getting boring
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>>707683494
we're having a pleasant time. there's nobody there to get outrage out of.
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>>707683634

well not with that fucking attitude
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>>707683755
this aint twitch, son.
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>>707682038
just no

here, i'm not sure where to start but this post should get you somewhat up to speed, although there have been ridiculous developments and the OP hasn't updated the thread

voat [dot] co [slash] v [slash] whatever [slash] 1151491
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after the chinamen came in the stream got boring
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>>707683851

i ain't your son, guy
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>>707684090
i ain't your guy, pal.
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>>707684090
I aint your guy, buddy
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>>707684144
>>707684142
>>707684090
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>>707684144
don't steal my convo, pal.
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>>707684090
>>707684090
>>707684144
i aint a guy, faggot
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>>707684240
i ain't a faggot, sir.
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>>707684232
I'm not your pal, friend
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>>707684240

tits or gtfo, pal
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>>707684307
Im not a sir, bitch
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>>707684327
i'm not your friend, my dude.
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>>707684307
>>707684370
>>707684381
>>707684454

me too
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>>707684381
that's no way to speak to a lady, mister.
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want to post comments, wtf do i click on to make an account so i can talk
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>>707683876
I said most successful white people will claim that their whiteness may have helped them, but didn't guarantee them success. Address that.

that post u provided is some random tirade about china's transgressions... sure they can be douchebags BUT SO can every other country. the chinese are just more successful at it, today.
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uptown fuck you up! uptown fuck you up!
say what?
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>>707684603
so like, wtf is he doing
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>>707684676
at the moment he's brushing the ants hair
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I feel like ants are crawling on me ugh
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>>707684836
same
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>>707684836
>>707684891
same
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>>707684804
im not sure thats what hes doing
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>>707684550

translate page with chrome ext or something....

but left hand column, bottom right button to register
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I want ACTION!
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>>707685009
clearly you've never owned ants. any ant pet owner would know if you don't brush your baby's hair it could get matted.
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worm!
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they're introducing a new friend!
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>>707685290
fucking christ
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Awww, I think they like each other!
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>>707684564
>I said most successful white people will claim that their whiteness may have helped them, but didn't guarantee them success. Address that.
I have no comment, you just stated something that, to the best of my knowledge, is a fact. I don't know any white supremacists, but there are people who want to defend the survival of the white race, and I have no problem with that.

>china's transgressions
transgressions? I think you have not the slightest understanding of how inhumane they have been/are today. I'd say more, but the article says it all - WITH CITATIONS.

China and chinese people have committed the very worst crimes against humanity (and more), and on a larger scale by at least an order of magnitude. and many times the order of magnitude is measured purely in human life, sometimes they have 2-3 orders of magnitude higher than the next worse event anywhere ever in human history? To give one example, they had a leader that killed 12-16 times as many people as Hitler (I did that math off the top so it might be off a bit). And they're currently genociding 2 different people's right now. If you say hitler is bad than I have no idea when those chinks land on your scale. Try not to be mad, assess it honestly.

Also, transgressions? More like the worst crimes ever committed, ever.
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>>707676604
>chinese
>http
>no "s"
Sure, anon. I'll bite.
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Wormy has great social skills.
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RIP Wurmbro :(
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>>707685650
They're just showing him his new house.
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lol back to the rape cave
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I keep having no idea whats happening.
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This is Billy. He may not look like the others, but that's what makes him special!
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>>707685820
if that were simply the case the chinese "people" would overthrow their government as the west has done repeatedly. sorry, until they do that there will be no marrying of east and west. and it'll take decades, at minimum, to bring a critical mass of people up to speed.

but that's never going to happen because it's who the chinese are. they've been a savage war mongering race as far back as they've recorded. they're, in fact, the original terrorists - they'd go and kill people just to dominate them. not even having been provoked, just murder and rape because "bow to your gods peasants".
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>>707686296
Lol
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>>707686371
Don't laugh at Billy's misfortunes.
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Butterfree! No!
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>>707686307
>a savage war mongering race
and they still are today. they're purposely waging damaging economic warfare. they've annexed land from other countries, they're openly threatening war on the US, Japan, Taiwan, I'm sure they'd say the Philippines but they're not worried because Filipinos don't have a big military, I mean there's no one that isn't pissed at them.

and russia should be pissed because the chinese are committing voter fraud in favor of hillary rotten clinton... one of the most corrupt, nasty warmongering killers of our time. proof vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwo7ZnTvIcg

i hope i get to kill many, many chinese
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>all the butthurt people in this thread.
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can't tell if he's laughing cause the rats are cute or because he's about to do something terrible to them
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>>707687455
I think the crab is supost to be a last meal kind of thing because he has some kind of conscious
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>>707687545
that's sweet, i suppose.
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>>707687455
did they kill the crab or is it just food? I just tuned back in
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>>707687793
it's just food
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>>707686307
>>707686891
you both sound like the chinese have control over you and you don't seem to like it. anything bad the chinese are doing, people of other countries would engage in if they had the competence to, otherwise they are just whining losers.
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>>707687927
was gonna say if the rats killed a crab that'd be pretty dank
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>>707687937
see these statements

>>707677388
>>707679981
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>>707687998
that would be an interesting fight. i think the crab would be able to get a few good hits in before it died.
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>>707687937
>you both sound like the chinese have control over you
they must be american
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MAN DOWN
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>one of the rats sniffs the camera
>he freaks out and knocks it over
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>>707688188
I think the crab could win.
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>>707688293
kek that scream when he dropped it
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RIP CAMERA
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>>707688318
i think the rats could win if they worked together.
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>>707676604
Oh good lord the ratos are so cute.
I'm very afraid.
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why does the white mouse have a yellow nose?
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did something happen before to other animals or is he just feeding his pets? just joining the party now.
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>>707688594
Crab juice
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>>707688460
Crabbo has thicc shell and mighty pinchers.

Rato has smart but is no good for fight
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>>707688677
i think you're probably right. it looks like the crab does pretty well in a fight against a rat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnL-N2uRSzU&ab_channel=kurinai13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwEc0zwsxvE&ab_channel=NeilJohnston
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>>707688674
oh, thanks.
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nice genre variety of songs
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Oh shit
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something new
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OH SHIT IS THAT A SPIDER VS CENTEPEDE
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>>707689685
spoder lost leg
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rip leggo
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>>707689755
nope, still 8
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>>707689855
what did it loose?
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>>707689855
it lost already 2 legs you idiot.
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>>707689842
it'll make a good meal. it's loss was not in vain.
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>>707689902
2 legs.
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>>707676604
Nah my dude, that is clearly a tribble, still badass.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is now a triple threat match!
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WOWOWOWOWOWOWO!!!!!!11
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now we're talking
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Literally my nightmare in a box
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someone recording this i want to show my kids when im older
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I hate chinks
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>>707678165
Aint no windows muthafucka
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I think the spider steped on the stinger
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The tarantula stands no chances against this huge ass scorpion :(
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they are cuddling? wouldnt surprise me if the spider starts sharing its legs with its bros soon.
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>>707690292
or the centipede. it's as harmless as that moth
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>>707690306
that spider is so generous. <3
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>>707690202
I love chinkertons u r a fag
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