Waifu claiming thread. >Smug of smug The rules are very
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: fuck you
Shinoa claimed
Here
>>707670724 (Smuggaroni)
It is! I love Kyoani's art style
>>707670981
Great claim.
Claimed. Mizorefags can get bent.
Can't claim dis.
>>707671110
Of course. Your claim is wonderful as well. Definitely best girl of her series.
>>707671162
Forgot pic
>>707671015
Their eyes are the best. No kidding dude. Also loving 2 females characters already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7aTEsoW894
>>707671411
They're the same studio behind Chuunibyou and Kyoukai no Kanata
Pathetic humans...
>>707671862
Insignificant rodents...
>>707669212
It's too late! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>707670190
Ill have to check it out!
>>707671192
Of course!
Remember that DFC's are a miracle of the universe.
>Definitely best girl of her series.
Tomo a top cutie. I'm surprised about how Tomoki hasn't tried anything.
He's not exactly a normie.
claiming dubs
>>707672053
I think he doesnt want to canonically for reasons.
>>707671903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7VpN2K1ytA
>>707671707
The second one i havent heard of but i loved chuunibyou
>>707671923
The animation is glorious
>>707672157
>>707672166
You claimed one
>>707672053
>DFC's are a miracle of the universe
Easily true. Plus your hearts beat closer when you embrace them.
And the entire TomokoxTomoki thing has been touched on multiple times in the series. When they were younger they were much closer. Tomoki loved his onee-chan. But a certain FIFA game and some teasing about calling his dad "Father" pushed Tomoki away from Tomoko.
He still loves her, but it's more of a mature sibling love. They are both very against incest.
Erica claimed
>>707672276
It's the show Mirai Kuriyama is from.
>>707672166
Well incest is more of a single sibling kind of fetish.
The allure of having an opposite gender sibling is romanticized by single siblings because they don't know how FUCKING SHIT siblings are. Only when you are an adult do you start to actually like them.
t. someone with an onee-chan. I love her to death but she's a fucking bitch. I'd sooner put chili flakes on her tampons than try to fuck her.
>>707672677
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>707672376
>against incest
Y tho
top snek
is the boat claimer hamakaze (?) here right now
>>707673546
Because incest is fucking stupid. Seriously. It's a single sibling fetish. Siblings fucking suck until you get older. Fact of fucking life.
>>707673302
THE MORE YOU KNOW
>>707673629
Give it time. Dude will show up
>>707673780
Hi
>>707674408
Is it bad i think the eyes of males looks good too?
>>707673629
So, Yuuka, uh?
>>707674448
Moooooom!!! I luv u!
>>707673829
Im in that boat. 2 older brothers, a younger sister. But we have that 'insults are how we love' mentality.
Mr. City policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
>>707674448
just wondering so i know what pics to use
what you doing anyways
>>707673829
I have siblings and I'm not disgusted with the idea of Incest
I don't have a sister though
>>707674666
Hello tomoko, you social deviant.
>>707674620
Love you too neppy
>>707674637
That's how it is usually. Tho, my sister really calmed down when she had her kiddos.
>>707674761
What a fag.
>>707674888
Checked
>>707674620
yuuka? and what you upto my top nep
>>707674666
i feel like i should know what this is from
>>707674691
Oh
Watching euphonium recommended by yuuki
>>707674549
Not at all, the whole show is great
>>707675002
Its from a Beatles song
Goo goo g'joob
>>707674967
>Claims a pre pubescent girl
>falls me a fag
If you like boys it's legal too
>mfw this thread
>>707675002
Nothing much, Reimu just finished her thread, I might go to sleep in a while though, been feeling tired lately.
>>707675005
Now you can tell me to go to bed~
>>707675329
>pre-pubescent girl
But she has a canon bush.
Claiming Felix
Done with studying for the night, just need to finish my english essay and do my american government test and I'll be done with everything
Well fuck you too guys. Everyone here is stupid. I hope you all get audited by the IRS.
>>707675123
You have me addicted. Not only for well known VAs, and animation but its nostalgic because of my time in band
>>707675616
Go to sleep, neppy
>>707675927
y-you too..
>>707675329
>liking boys is illegal
i wish
>>707675324
alright that explains the somewhat familiar lyrics, i could never really get into the beatles
>>707675409
your words say its shit, but your mind is saying its great
>>707675616
early goodnight i guess
i keep forgetting to look for alice and reimu threads, too bad i work during the time they're up this week
>>707675763
>pre adult age girls
there fixed
>>707675927 (you)
thats probably whats gonna happen to you
>>707675005
is it good? doesn't seem bad from what i read in the summaries
>>707676351
She just turned 17 in the manga, she's technically an adult.
Come on fam.
>>707676007
Glad you like it! I never had the opportunity to play in a concert band, but I do play instruments and with friends too
>>707676351
Tomoko is over the age of consent on Japan. So she's an adult
>>707676351
>>707676007
Alright, off to sleep, I hope you have a good night, cya later.
Phase 4 hehe
>>707671110
Hi
I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake.
>>707676351
It's gorgeous so far. Im enjoying it since it reminds me of the instrument i used to play in middle school, the euphonium
>>707676564
Low brass band was best. Fuck high brass fags (a playful rivalry we had in middle school). I also play the guitar
>>707676807
Goodnight neppy
>>707676837
Midnight. Its also midnight over here
>>707677244
1 here. How are you?
>>707677213
Oh shit. It's you!
I was already posting cringey tumblr shit.
How're you doing?
>>707677240
Didn't you say you were gonna stay awake with me?
>>707677317
Oh. Oh I see how it is.
>>707677240
Try blinking continously for a minute
>>707677316
Go to sleep. Im fine and sleepy. Also watching 2nd ep of euphonium
>>707677317
>I was already posting cringey tumblr shit
Are you implying something?
I'm just fine, I just woke up 5 minutes ago.How're you?
I'll probably leave very shortly anyway
>>707677445
Some matters are keeping me up. Anyway I only work at 5 pm tomorrow. That's a good show I loved the music
>>707677244
Really? I play guitar, drums. and a tiny bit of bass
>>707677393
Wooah. Stop right there.
Just wait a moment.
One second.
>Oh. Oh I see how it is.
You don't.
>>707677445
That could probably work.
Thanks, ironic smile dude.
>>707677570
>Are you implying something?
I "could" be drinking, but it'll make sure to drink plenty of water afterwards.
That's good, I hope you slept well.
I'm okay, just enjoying my night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Er6l7UOnbI
>>707677888
Wasted trips.
>>707677888
I hope you have fun then.
I'm going to go now
>>707678265
I had no idea that you were one to chicken out~
>>707678303
Alrighty, take care.
>>707676517
alright then
>>707676613
your terrible at making excuses or reasons other tomo has a better point
>>707677244
sounds nice
be back later then see ya
>>707678396
I don't think you were rolling. Can you prove you were?
>>707678502
I may be a lolicon but I only want to protect their smiles. Tomoko tho? I want to make her a woman.
>>707677797
Aw. That sounds niceactually. I haven't gotten to the actual songs yet. I bet theyre really well composed
>>707677874
Yup and i know little bass from brother. Dem plucking. I never touched drums before. Looks like you need some good dexterity For it
>>707677888
It should and thank you for the new word im using for smug
>>707678502
It is
Take care but I'll be sleeping
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>707678747
Just need to be able to keep a beat going!
Have a good night!
>>707677888
Can you prove that I wasn't?
I don't think I ever said "This post is NOT rolling and I don't want tomoko to post lewds if it ends in trips".
Get real and post it.
>>707678747
goodnight
>>707678949
>replying to yourself
Are you drunk? I think you're drunk. Tell you what. I'll be nice. Roll dubs and call them and I'll give you a lewd.
>>707679065
It's only my 6th beer.
No one gets hammered that quickly.
dubs? pst. easy.
>>707679357
Drink a sixer of 211s and come back with that attitude. If I roll dubs will you indulge me with a lewd? Check em.
>>707679487
You really talk a lot of garbage when yyou cant sleep, did you know?
check these.
>>707679691
I'm also drunk so that is contributing.
Check em!
>>707674967
My older brother was the least likely to have a kid, we expected the oldest to settle first. But the craziest of us settled first. His kid is a little terror, but shes nearly 2 so we expect it.
>>707674666
HAVE YOU EVER
EVER FELT LIKE THIS
>>707679816
Shut your mouth.
dubs.
>>707679819
Ages 2 - 6 are terrible. They start interacting with people and they learn so fucking quick what they can and cannot do.
When my nephews were that young they were little shit heads. Going out of their way to get in trouble and shit.
Luckily they are starting to mature a bit. But now we have a new problem: Girl Troubles.
I want to talk to them about it but I want to talk to my sister first.
>>707679938
Wew. Getting all kinds of feisty. I don't know if I like it or not. Naaaah I like it. Check these tho.
Check dis!
>>707680362
And dis!
>>707680397
And dis!
>>707680490
Fucking dubs dammit!
>>707680567
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>707680362
>>707680397
>>707680526
>>707680567
Are you rolling for dubs?
You know we have a Mutual Assured Lewd doctrine?
The real winner is only the person to first roll the correct number, dubs or trips or whatever. Even if you win you post them lewds.
>>707680058
Will you ever stop talkin?
duberiinos
>>707680604
Ok this is bullshit. where dub...
>>707680616
I don't give much shits rn. I haven't slept all night and I am in a mood for shitpost. Discord fags talking about ships and shit.
>>707680767
Will both of you get a grip?
This is how you get.
>>707680767
You'll have to choke me. Dubs.
>>707680840
Ah yeah I can see that. Just realize that this ain't no pussy footing game here. If you try and roll then back out I'll never let you live it down.
>>707680880
Nice try fam.
Check em.
>>707680850
Just about to leave for work?
>>707680840
This is my lucky moment!
>>707680604
LLLC living up to it's name.
>>707680984
I am all out. This last time.
>>707680980
No, just got back from a ride. No work today.
>>707680969
It was. And yours is good to.
But I get stronger.
>>707680984
Failed. My kitty keyhole is superior.
>>707681089
This is where I suicide.
- C.C.
>>707681130
So we doing this meme cat bra shit?
Ok sure.
Ruri, your turn.
>>707681173
Imma try one more time.
>>707680850
QT is back
>>707681316
Fick this! I QUIT!
-C.C.
>>707681125
Fair enough. Was it a nice ride?
Bitch dont kill my vibe
>>707681372
Quitter, quitter, chicken shitter. Check em.
>>707681308
Yeah, i gotchu fam.
dubs.
>>707681125
hey hey sexy
>>707681563
Glad I only have the one kitty bra. Check these.
>>707681563
Not bad, not bad. I wonder how this trend started. It's seriously a 10/10 lingerie meme.
>>707681637
We will never dub again.
Check em.
![Kirino Ruri [1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Rl2hhiO.jpg "Kirino Ruri [1].png")
>>707681341
Right.
>>707681484
Ride was nice, coming home was not.
How was your day?
>>707681563
Hello drunkie.
F A G G O T
F
A
G
G
O
T
claiming
hows it going guys
goodnight
No one is getting dubs so far.
>>707681933
Neverfuckingmind.gif
>>707681742
Dubs are the way to go tonight it seems. Rolling my dignity away.
>>707681761
Up and down. Fighting a flu with copious amounts of drugs.
>>707681933
>not a roll
Why?
>>707681966
And fuck you too.
>>707682084
>>707681933
WASTED DUBS
>>707682030
For real. We can't even into dubs. We did seem to chase everyone away tho...
Check em.
>>707682129
I am killing myself.
D U B S
U
B
S
>>707682411
check em
>>707682411
Oh shit!
>>707682268
But im pregnant.
>>707682411
Is it happening?
check em once again.
PS: I got a 12mm dick.
>>707682005
>>707682030
>>707682239
why are we trying to get dubs
theyre fucking meaningless here
>>707682765
Mutually Assured Lewds.
>>707682765
I agree. Lets all get naked!
>>707682881
>Butt
Pizza Butt
Welp. Someone rolled em.
>>707682999
CHeck em niggers!
>>707682999
Look at dem trips!
>>707683026
About time.
>>707682999
>Trips
You get to see my butt <3
>>707682825
>>707682845
>>707682881
>>707682999
>>707683026
>>707683125
>>707683152
i thought this was /waifu/ not /lewd/
>>707682999
Trips of truth have spoken
>>707683256
Not like you have a choice.
>>707683361
This is a C.C. thread now.
>>707683256
Don't be such a prude.
RURI! JOIN US! Actually, everyone join us!
>>707683256
We were mutually rolling for lewds. Get lewd son.
>>707683432
i do
>>707683495
>>707683502
absolutely not
>>707683495
i think i need to haed off for tonight tho
here<3
>>707683256
>tfw no nudes of your waifu exist
>>707683809
Look at this prude!
>>707683809
no u dunt
>>707683854
Ah, ok... We only ever get one out of you. Have a good night regardless. Sleep well!
>>707683875
What a non-team player.
>>707683875
Drunk slut.
>>707683891
im sorry i love my waifu and i dont treat her like a whore
>>707684178
>implying she wouldn't send nudes herself
last
>>707684091
>>707683996
>>707683891
Peer pressured fucks, Tomoko is cancer.
>>707684178
stay stronk
>>707684365
This.
>>707684178
who's gona take care of her needs
fuckin cuck
>>707684736
In public?
>>707684365
>>707684471
It's less about lewd than it is about loving your waifu.
Anyone who truly loves their waifu would love her entirely, naked or not. Horny or not. And do you really expect me to believe that you would not indulge in lewd behavior with you're waifu?
1-800-COME-ON-NOW
I'm not using your waifu, I wouldn't expect you to use mine.
