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Roll trips and I'll send a dick pic to my mom
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fucking roll
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>>707657593
wana c dis
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>>707657593
roll
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roll
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no you wont. you just posted this for bait so you get tons of replies to make you feel good about yourself
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>>707657880
well why dont you keep rolling and find out?
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Done
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Did someone say trips? |^>
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okay
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Better fucking deliver, OP.

Rolling.
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Roll
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>>707657593
Trips get.
Send to sister/brother instead
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No point, OP won't deliver.
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roll
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rollope
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>>707657593
Sure, ill roll. If I get quads, however, you must send her a picture of a sharpie in the pooper.
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roll. OP plz deliver
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888 get
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check muh trips
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Check em
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rape
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Fuck u op , roll
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>>707658737
reroll
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>>707657593
roll
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fyukhnumlkjuilkjiukhg,mfvbdgtlkjykghkjhgfvrgvui vyu
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Roll
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>>707658995
You fucking retarded , why dont u get trips?
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Check'em boiiiii!
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>>707657593
lets see it
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Send it!
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TRIPS!
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roll
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Do it
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ALLAHU AKBAR POST THE PICS TO YER MUM NIGGUR
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>>707659110
Missed by one.
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Op is a cunt
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333 pls kek
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Roll
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>>707659288
cunt
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>>707657593
Trips
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You better deliver OP
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make sure it's a good pic
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Do it faggot
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>>707657593
Here u go
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sand pec
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KKK
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Do it and say you won't a pure blooded brother
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>>707659531
Roll
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Roll
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>>707657593
You just want to fuck your mom, you degenerate.
Fuckin roll.
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go ahead, anon
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eh why not
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>>707659531
Rerolling for this but op is probably a fag
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Cock un a tit
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Where's the proof you would actually do it? Show proof OP
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Fake but rollo
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damn it i want trips
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Check these demon trips nigger
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Do it anyways!
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Say you want to impregnate her
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i want to die
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Keemstar
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kek wills it with trip 7s
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Roll
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k
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Roller
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Ro
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GET
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Do it
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fake and gay
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Incest pla
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roll
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Trips get em
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Trips get
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So many gets but no trips
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9999999999999999999999999999
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quads
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This thread is shit
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Incest trips ftw
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FUCKIN 999
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I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
By becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothering me?
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
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roll
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Rip
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Send it op
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I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
By becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothering me?
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you

1
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>>707659955
Shut up nigger
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fake but ROLL
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Get in here:
>>707658757
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>>707657593
roll
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I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
By becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothering me?
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you

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Send it op or you lose your BLACKED.COM membership
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Roll.
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reroll
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I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
By becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothering me?
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you

3
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Roll
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999 get?
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get
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>>707659997
>>707660002
boosh
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Roll!
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I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
By becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothering me?
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you

7
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rolling
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Ravioli
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taco
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????
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Like if u agree
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>>707657593
roll op better deliver or spiderman shall rain upon this thread
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roll
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Roll
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333
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333 WINRAR plz
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Jar of cum
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>>707660332
Just leave
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777
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ROlllll
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ah
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Go
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look at those sweets 555
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rollll
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Win
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get
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Dicks out for your mother
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Check em!
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where dat screenshot tho?
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Bring on the benis
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She loves you
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If you want something down right you gotta do it yourself
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Roll for 5s
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Kkk
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Get
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roolll
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555
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555 get
To prove that you did it send a screenshot Of phone
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roll roll
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gotm
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niggers
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Rollin
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555 git
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555
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quads you gotta get her to send them back.
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tactical trips incoming
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>>707657593
rollin'
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Pls op
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555
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Op is white trash
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We need to call upon satan for assistance.
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Rolll
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rolled
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666
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trips get
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>>707660556
>>707660557
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
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roll
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o fug
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666
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Reroll
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>>707660556
I LITERALLY SCREAMED FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
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Roll
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Satan
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>>707660666
WINRAR
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>333
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>>707660666
winner winner chicken dinner
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Inb4 op doesn't delivar
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>>707660666
Winrar
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>>707660666
Yay Satan trips!
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>>707660556
Off by one
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>>707660666
Winrar
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>>707660666
Lucifer, me boi
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>>707660666
WINRAR
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>666
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>>707657593
GEEEEEEET
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>>707660666
CHECKED :^D
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>>707660666
winrar
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>>707660666
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>707660666
BOIIIIII
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Chek um
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>>707660666
SHIIIIIIITT
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>>707657593
dont do it
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>>707660666
on the satan numbers hehehe
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>>707660666
Satan
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>>707660666
Gaye
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Op u better deliver faggot
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>>707660666
OP YOU BETTER DELIVER
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>>707660666
WIN!
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Rolll
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>>707660777
Double trips
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DO IT FGT
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>>707660777
DDOOUUBBLLEE
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>>707660666
Check em
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>>707657593
DO IT
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>>707660777
shit that's 2 trips
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>>707660240
Whats up guys you're listening to stryker here on crash FM
Just need a few minutes of your time to cover the rules of the burnout road.
To be successful in burnout you need to be winning races , but youre not going to win races unless you take risks.The big reward? thats easy You earn boost!
using boost gives your car a speed BOOST!
and you can use this boost at any time to keep you in the heart of the action
Ok heres the low down r, risks can be taken anywhere here in the burnout road.
You take risks you get rewards. Get it?!
Near misses with other cars.
Driving on the wrong side of the road!
Drifting around corners.
Tailgating you rivals.
Escaping crashes.
and so it goes on. You can even string these together to get two of these happening at the same time.

Ok earning boost is one thing , but to win it, you need to steal it.
Battle with your competitors by
Rubbin'
Slammin'
Shunting.
And grinding with em'
You'll, get a quick boost fix and you can use it immeadiatly to mix things up.
If you want to take a bigger risk try taking out the competition.
Take downs are when you wipe out one of your rivals and if you do it you'll grow you're boost bar and fill it but if you get taken down your boost bar gets taken down too.

Ok something new is crash after touch. If and when you crash activate impact time. When you are in impact time you can steer your wreck, how cool is that?
Use crash after touch to gain after touch take downs.
Or to get to the places other crashers cant reach.
That was a public service announcement brought to you by crash FM
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roll
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>>707660833
Dubs says so too >^>
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>>707660837
Faggotry is afoot
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Roll
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you gotta send 2 dick pics now op
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>>707660777
IT HAS REVEALED ITSELF
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OP is confirmed fag
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>>707660666
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Guys you really thought I'd sent a dick pic to my mom? You're stupid lol
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>>707660666
>>707660666

satan trips
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Roll 2
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OP you're fucked
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what a waste of 2 good trips
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>>707660777
>>707660666

Winrar x2
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>>707660932
Okay
>>707660932
2 l8 4 the b8 m8
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>OP Delivering
>Me being a niggerfaggot

Choose one not both
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>>707661033
Op Is confirmed fag
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Op is feggit confirmo
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OP PLS
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what a fucking pussy.
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I hope you die of cáncer.. And your mom too
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Fuck u op
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>>707657593
OPs a fag! KYS!
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>>707657593
MY FELLOW ANONS OP DID NOT DELIVER! WE MUST HAVE SPIDER-MAN, TEAR, DOWN, THIS, THREAD!
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>>707660666
OP better deliver
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/thread
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waiting 4 OP
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I did it.

Let's see what she says.

I'm gonna need you guys to help me get out of this. I'm thinking I'll tell her it was meant for my girlfriend.
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>>707661314
spoodermench
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>>707661469
Hold your head underwater while you wait.
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>>707661537
too easy. It was ment for your dad
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>>707661537
What girlfriend?
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>>707661537
No OP. Tell her it was meant for her.
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>>707661537
FUCKING KEK
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>>707661537
fake and gay
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>>707661537
HOLY FUCK HE DID IT. ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!
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>>707657593
What if he calls his gf mom

Like daddy kink but with a "mommy" instead
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She is going to be disappoint
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>>707661537
You're fucked!
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>>707661537
Inb4 not OPs mom
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>>707661537
Her response. Idk what to do.

This was a huge mistake. Fuck.
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>>707657593
Gotta say "Mommy, I'm all grown now please let your baby back inside you"

Screenshot and post
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>>707661983
if dubs tell her you meant it for her
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Do it fag
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>>707661983
Say whoops! But what do you think? Is it normal?
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>>707660219
new fag detected
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>>707661983
An hero
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>>707661983
Just say it was a dare anon
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>>707662068
Reroll
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>>707662066
Nice dubz
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>>707662066
reroll, gotta do it op
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>>707662066
Winrar
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>>707662068

Roll this
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>>707662066
Dubs have spoken
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>>707662066
Wow. 1+
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>>707661983
If I get dubs you have to say "quit playing, you know you like it ;)"
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>>707662255
>>707662066
Deliver O.P, you've gone too far anyway
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>>707662255
Dubs 2x>>707662255
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>>707662066
this
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I feel like OP has abandoned
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>>707661983
>FUCKING KEK
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>>707661983
She'll buy this.

If I'm super super ridiculous I can act like my roommate stole my phone when she asks about it later.

Right? That's believable?
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fuck it we rollin
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>>707662566
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>>707662566
what.
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>>707662566
No
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>>707662566
die
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>>707660666
>>707662255
Dubz X 3
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>>707662566
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP!
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>>707662566
You just got disowned
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ily mommy
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>>707661983
This is the best thing i've seen in months.
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tell her to send some tittays
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>>707662566
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>>707662566
You're dead dude! KYS when you get the chance! It's over for you!
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Fuckin roll
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>>707661983
You fucking faggot this is old as fuck
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dubs and you send a different dick pic
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>>707662566
>she'll buy this.
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE BUYING
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>>707662566
Fake and gay
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>>707662566
thats an ugly dick dude
she'll recognize because you inherited it from your father
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>>707663094
cereal
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fuckin rollin
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roll
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>>707662566
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Confess this to her if dubs

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
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>>707662566
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>>707663147
FUck you I laughed way harder then I should have at that
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Quads you send live selfie
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>>707663111
another winrar
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>>707662566
I think I pulled it off. I'll say my roommate had friends over and tomorrow morning I'll just text her and be like "oh my God I'm so sorry idk who sent that holy crap I'm so sorry."
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>>707663285
Rollin fo dis
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>>707663357
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>>707663357
o lawd
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>>707663357
Either this is fake or your mother has autism
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>>707663357
WHAT THE FUCK!!!?
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>>707663357
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>>707663357
Yeah...this is fake.
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>>707663357
I swear to christ if you actually pulled this off
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>>707663357
>>707663357
>>707663357
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Pic of your mom OP
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I always roll trips.
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>>707663357
Sounds like your ma should've been pulling it off, amirite?
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>>707663845
This
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>>707663357
if dubs say you want threesome with dad
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>>707663845
plz
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>>707663147
kek
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Okay trips
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Trips if god loves me.
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roll
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Okay god you hate me.
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>>707664028
rerolling
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>>707663845
Roll for pic
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Roll
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>>707664286
Re-rolling
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>>707664325
Check it
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>>707663845
roll
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>>707664404
Im never gonna make it. Trips for proof.
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>>707663845
rerolling
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