Old meme thread. I'll start
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Old meme thread. I'll start
Aw man good ol memes from 19431
The fuck is that shit
>>707654135
*1943
The plague
>>707654171
Us soilders in world war 2 would spray it on walls for others to sea his name was killroy
>>707654300
Check em
>>707653915
Ahh that vid came up in my recommneded too
>>707653915
not much has changed
Smug faces.
>>707653915
Don't have them anymore, but
>Exploding knees
>Oh chicken strip
>Rage faces before reddit and 9gag found them
>Old troll face
>Pool's closed
>Duckroll
>Creepychan
And the list goes on
habeeb it
>>707654430
Damn you, I was gonna post the cock mongler
i am 12 and what is this
candy-assgot
roody-poo
somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
I can't remember the whole thing anymore, but the "does anybody even go so far as to do more like"
>My name is john and I hate every single one of you
NYC card stand
battletoads
>>707654173
Time traveler detected. Kilroy confirmed making a comeback in year 19431.
Here.
>>707655321
To be honest this was always so stupid to me, that it never ceased being funny
and to me, it was absolute gold when we would have prank call threads and I would hear people actually say that
>>707655321
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>707654430
man, cock mongler used to be larger than xbox
>>707655844
Is this one of the first copy/pastas?
Like, before the navy seal thingamabob.
>>707654541
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=6043&n=Peanut+Butter+Jelly+Time.swf
>>707655850
That is not hard, comrade.
Xbox only few cubic feet.
Man much bigger.
obligatory
>>707655844
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>707655844
Hey Guys,
You probably remember my name is John, and I want to apologize to every single one of you. I'm pretty sure most of you arent fat and are probably cleverer than I said, and if you guys want to look at pictures and stuff, then that's cool, everyone has a different life. The world is here to be shared, and I'm happy to share it with you guys. Most of you have probably got pussy before, anyway... I had a look around and there was a picture of a bitch being plowed by a guy with "RON PAUL /b/" written on his dick. I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people... I do it myself, but not as well as you guys. I actually met my bitch through facebook, so I guess we're all a bit nerdy sometimes.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I deserve it after what I was like. I resigned from the football team and took up chess, and quit basketball when I realised the only people playing were niggers anyway. I also tried jacking off to an anime girl, which actually isn't all that bad. I only got straight A's because my mom fucked the principal, and my hot girlfriend is actually just a blow-up doll (She just popped; Shit was SO shit). You are all just reasonable people who should disregard what I said to you, don't become "an heroes" LOL (am I a newfag or what?). Thanks for listening, no hard feelings, right?
Pic Related: It's me and my blow-up bitch. We're both really, really sorry
>>707656218
>You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.
>You agree to get him dinner.
>You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food.
>Chicken nugger stares at you from the page.
>You don’t understand.
>Your palms get sweaty and your son complains.
>He says he is hungry.
>Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried.
>You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot.
>The words cannot escape your lips.
>Your son is hungry, he complains.
>The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried.
>Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child.
>In your mind you scream.
>It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand.
>Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving.
>Starving for the chicken nugger.
>>707655321
>>707655538
I still quote this to people when they are making no sense.
Also still on yehtube:
https://youtu.be/wqTpHhaKtL8
>>707656202
i always drew them like this
dont know if this "s" actually stands for something
dont know if this "s" actually stands for something
>>707656202
kek, I remember my dad teaching me to do this around the same time he taught me how to draw a cube in 3D.
>>707655321
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
>>707656651
stfu newfag
I recognize everything in this thread just from lurking.
>>707656570
>>707656398
i actually laughed
what is the context of this video though? did some anon actually pay for a midnight ad, or is this homemade?
who remembers lawforkids
-Three Hares
-Andre the Giant Has A Posse
-Frodo Lives
-Fucking Sator Square
Who needs the internet for memes?
>>707656740
the day they changed the E-mail field to "Options" is when old 4chan truly died
>>707656808
i do
also remember these. not that old but i enjoyed them.
this is a classic
>>707656570
back in the good ole days before he started molesting you and savagely beating your mother.
Thread's theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br0Jn-d8_Co
>>707657012
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=1438&n=candlejack_full.swf
how come we don't have OC threads anymore?
>>707655945
Far from the first. But back in the days it was definitely one of the most popular. There were whole treads dedicated to it.
>>707654966
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>707657267
we do, faggots pretending to be women just bump them off all the time
>>707657414
>>707656378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb1vcaqAivY
>>707656808
I'm actually still a member of myg0t.
I remember the days when Stoned Gorilla was still around.
Good times.
>>707657012
I have not seen that one bef
>>707653915
i remember tagging the bunkers with this
classic
>>707657643
>>707657012
wow, an actual oldfag. i r
so i heard u liek them
>>707656406
Isn't that the Suzuki car logo
>>707658023
>>707658431
Dumbasses, you have to say Candle Jack fir
Lets get this party started!!!
>>707658551
>>707657669
once i see them i cant believe i had forgotten them
>>707658831
Why is it always the last syllable of the last word that gets cut off? Why does Candle Jack wait for those last few words to be uttered?
This meme, and the sniper one, were always completely retar
>>707659948
>>707659321
Oldest forced meme to be sure
>>707660039
this wasn't even funny in 2006
I always loved the post your real name threads. 50 people named David
>>707657012
When I saw this thread I immediately thoug
>>707660302
Where were you when memes suddenly became mainstream?
Help guys, I accidentally the whole thing!
>>707659321
i really wish people would stop referring to non-internet things as "memes". the word meme never really catched on until late internet era and most people dont think of pre-internet stuff as "memes".
yes i know about the origin of the word
All glory to the hypnot- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
>>707660917
something's wrong, i dont really get the effect
![1106514-cool_story_bro_super[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HaIPx6y.jpg "1106514-cool_story_bro_super[1].jpg")
Remember when memes werent main stream, I member...I member too
>>707660917
I know /b/ was never good, but this reminds me of better times
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
>>707661115
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=195885&n=Let+Our+Memes+Live+hd.swf
>>707660755
memes and genes fgt
>>707661115
My god... how many years has it been since I've seen or heard this?
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>>707660523
>>707660523
that's not even how it works you have to say candlejack's before he
anyone remember when torrents were a thing
where do you guys get your games these days anyway
>>707660755
nobody even knows wtf a meme is anymore. no, that stupid thing you posted on facebook isn't a meme. the only actual memes I can think of recently is dat boi and dicks out for harambe.
>>707661114
Well the stop looking at 4chan on your phone and start looking it on laptop/desktop instead.
>>707661454
I buy them because I'm not a poorfag. I'll torrent old shit if I can't find it, recently played through red alert 2. Since I have spotify I don't really need to torrent music so I just do movies and tv shows not on netflix.
>>707661239
i fucking said i know about the origin DESU
also i can't believe you aren't allowed to post desu a bunch of times anymore. getting "Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again."
>2 MiB image
>no love for desu
>404 page is a fucking youtube clip
>a ton of generic sub boards so there's nothing but sissy threads on /b/
just die already 4chan
>>707661833
Desu? Desu desu desu? Desu?
What is the origin of that? I was around when it was around. But never had any fucking clue as to what the fuck they were going on about.
>>707661475
i am on a 2K resolution desktop monitor. maybe ive just transcended
>>707661833
Don't ask me what I'm still doing here, idk either
>>707661989
rozen maiden anime, main doll said desu a lot
>>707661989
That animu girl is Suiseiseki from Rozen Maiden, she says that all the time
>>707661815
>red alert 2
My nigga, Allied jet rush ftw, oh my god I remember owning kids in a cyber cafe with that strat
frodo baggins lives
>>707661454
i torrent every single day, there's still nothing better around for piracy
or downloading anime/manga/porn...
>>707662171
jets are great for keeping pressure on your opponent. Keep him occupied while you assemble a task force to finish him off. If they catch on and massively use AA, you're fucked tho
personally I always loved the aircraft carriers since they generate new aircraft. Release the swarm!
>>707661454
What the fuck?
>>707662607
what the fuck about it
>>707661833
forgot annoying captcha that isn't really needed if the devs had half a brain cell to implement simple URL filters. one captcha a day would be plenty enough.
also long as cooldowns between posts.
captcha + cooldowns = almost nobody dump images anymore
you cant even hide winrar archives in images anymore
4chan might as well go away. so long and thanls for all the lulz
>>707662151
Well... that was anticlimactic....
Although not overly surprising. This used to be an anime circle jerk back in the day.
Now it's just a regular circle jerk...
>>707662738
most memes are simple, that's why they catch on
>>707662738
>>707662877
desu was more of a way to sage shitty threads. I guess today that would be... funny banana?
>>707662735
We need an updated version of this image. although it would be probably full of absolute cancer, but still.
>>707662735
I just came back after a few years away, I used to lurk back in 2010 or so
All this new shit is pretty retarded and the threads aren't what they used to be, but I guess it still feels like home, in a way, even if the cancer that is killing /b/ is now terminal
>>707653915
Oh shit, that's the original meme.
>>707654300
I'm surprised anyone on /B/ even knew that
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![a1e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/w9mtzFJ.png "a1e[1].png")
>>707663467
and despite all that you're still a newfag. Welcome back tho
>>707662735
Old memes featured in that image:
ORLY
the lolwut pear
ffffffff
raptor jesus
longcat is looooong
shoe on head (i think...)
slowpoke
coolface (it's not trollface you newfags)
pedobear catching its favorite pray
and of course anonymous as EFG and 404 girl
Something, something and it takes a crane to get it out.
>>707663467
I've been here since 2004, /b/ has always been shit don't let anyone tell you different.
>>707664163
>it's not trollface you newfags
pls don't
>>707664163
>404 girl
>>707653915
>>707664338
If it wasn't for that one epic get, this wouldn't be here.
>>707664320
obvious joke mate
>>707664338
milhouse is not a meme
>>707664163
>404 girl
jfc its Yotsuba
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare
You teens don't know this.
>>707664494
calling yotsuba 404 girl is a meme
wait a minute... are trolls trolling trolls?
>>707664569
pissing in a sea of piss...
>>707664569
I think that's what happened to /b/. The trolls trolled the trolls so hard that the trolls became the troll trolls and we got trolls trolling trolls with trolls using trolls as trolls with trolls all the while paying the troll toll of trolls with trolls that ask for more troll tolls.
Also, traps used to be... wait for it... FUCKING TRAPS! As in, you fap to a chick, but you later find out, it has a dick! Ah ha!!!!
But now it's just faggots in denial jerking to men in panties.
>>707664813
Beat you to it, essay.
And a good thing too. You'd have let that long millhouse be long.
Only longcat can be long.
anyone remember when these motivational images were the hottest thing?
>>707664719
>>707664773
>>707664805
so close
>>707664785
nah we just had a huge influx of following generations. I nearly blew a gasket when kiddies told me they knew all about 4chan
>>707664805
facebook frog was always my favorite.
>>707664912
Longcat is dead. Just like m00t. Just like my hopes and dreams
Not the oldest shit in the books, but Cardcrusher was probably one of my favorite things on this site.
>>707665017
moot will never dead
>>707665113
nah
>>707665144
>>707665106
he did fuck off and left us in an empty shell
>>707664785
yeah i dunno why they replaced the word "sissy" with the word "trap"
it's not much of a trap if it's obvious it's a god damned dude.
it's just what happened to rule 34. it used to be that you CANT find porn on something and then challenge someone to present it to you by invoking rule 34. and hey, there it was, haha!
now rule 34 is just "porn parody", things that you know there is a million porn images of.
nobody goes "man wouldn't it be crazy if there's porn of elsa from frozen?" completely ruined the idea of rule34 threads
>>707656801
Just on the internet i think .. if you actually called the number you got rickrolled by a recording.
>>707653915
Sheeeet, son. I haven't seen this in ages.
>>707664960
damn it biff
>>707665016
Stop that.
>>707665016
lulz, calling it that actually made me laugh
>>707665097
always found it suspicious that his face zoomed and not the wall in the background. even in the original footage.
>>707665153
>>707664785
C-C-C-Combo Breaker
>>707665305
Actually, r34 turned into cartoon porn for what I assume is the teens that occupy the board.
No matter how many times I request the egyption sphinx fuck the statue of liberty in a gimp suit while Tyler Perry (in drag) watches, it never becomes a reality.
I hate r34 these days.
>>707657499
GEE BILLY, TWO WEINERS!?
>>707653915
I can beat that new-ass meme.
>>707665457
cuck faggot detected...
This is now a r34 thread.
Requesting this >>707665534
>>707665700
ol billy redface
>>707665755
I want some of 404 girl
>>707665534
yeah, sad really. true rule 34 threads were great, you'd see porn of mascots from 1940, stuff you never thought in a million years anybody had drawn any porn of.
i know its a meme in itself but /b/ actually used to be good
>>707665739
cuck is trash tier meme
>>707665846
no, yotsuba is sacred. have this instead. im going to bed.
>>707665712
IM ONLY WARMING UP
>>707654799
>>707657669
This is the real fucking cat
>>707663546
Actually it was heavily used across the UK and Australian militaries too, just under a different name. The UK called him "Mr. Chad".
>>707656651
WATCH IT CHRISSY
>>707662048
Please don't do it....
>>707664338
Nice try millhouse
Still not a meme.
>>707665305
Yeah, I was thinking of that recently too.
I remember Rule 34 was also less about finding material to fap to, and more about just finding the weirdest, stupidest shit imaginable. The kind of shit that would rape somebody's childhood memories of a character or show/movie. Not actual fapping, dummies!
>>707665700
TWO weiners!
>>707657012
Jesus, I thought Candlejack reign of terror ha-
>>707660755
Holy shit stop being so autistic. Nobody cares.
