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Alrighty then boys, I will be laser engraving my phone tomorrow.

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Alrighty then boys, I will be laser engraving my phone tomorrow. 666 Picks the engraving. Otherwise open to suggestions.
Beta iPhone 6S Silver
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dumbass why the fuck would you engrave your phone? just destroys its resell value and makes you look like a douchebag
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666? Fuck off lame.
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>>707653307
Ok then. How bout trips
>>707653222
rip these
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>>707653222
Nice trips, you receive nothing
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hitler did nothing wrong
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>>707653575
rolling
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>>707653575
rolllerino
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>>707653635
>>707653575
last time
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I'm GAY
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>>707653114
>666
have fun waiting all night, retard
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>>707653114
Windows
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yes you are>>707653685
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STAY ON YOUR OWN SIDE OF THE WALL TACO NIGGERS
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>>707653114
666 duh
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>>707653114
iPhone Sucks
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Think of odds Faggot
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"Samsung Galaxy S4"
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Can't Flim-Flam the Zim Zam
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I <3 Cock
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Retard lol syndrome aids niggers cheese pizza
>I fucking dare you
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OP here. Does not have to be text only
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Engrave this image
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>>707653114
>666
aka, the same as getting quads. Not worth the roll but thanks
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>>707653987
LOOOOlll Look at meee So RaAandommm XXDDDD and offensive HAA NiGger REtard LMAOOOOO
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Spectre Deflector
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>>707654201
Trips, Not 666 Anymore
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I'm an iFag
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"Fuck my asshole, daddy"
-<your name>
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>>707654293
so jealousy
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>>707654041
rolling for "this is no longer flavortown"
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trump 2016
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>>707654270
re
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>>707654415
"so jealousy"
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Stick it in my pooper
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I'm looking at kiddie porn.
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>>707654433
oh come on double dubs has to count for something
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>>707653942
It's an iPhone. That statement is redundant.
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>>707653114
Anus
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>>707654521
it counts for fuck off and die
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>>707654461
one more
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You don't surf
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RIP Harambe
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Gary Johnson for President
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Ken Bone
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>>707654433
roll
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>>707654633
Reroolll
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Hey engraving guy, will you go out with me?
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No Ragrats
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Supreme gentleman
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nigger
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>>707653114
PEPE 2019
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Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life.
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Boss Hawg
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>no one is posting pics
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dfeeeeerrrfc
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There is illegal pornography on this phone
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dangerous faggot
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Trayvon deserved it
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If god is real, why did my daddy touch me?
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>>707654670
roll
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drumpf
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Niggers fuck my ass
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>>707653114
I AM A MASSIVE FAGGOT WHO CANNOT STOP GUZZLING CUM
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>>707653114
"There's a bomb in the building this isn't a joke call 911"
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#blacklivesmatter
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>>707654949
Rerolling
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Fkslckdkxkelfxk
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Free Anne Frank
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>>707654670
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property of a proud pedophile
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"I fucking hate iPhones"
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>>707654518
reroll
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>>707653114
"I take it in the asshole daily"
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Am I being detained?
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>>707653222
OP Should engrave this
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>>707655555
what ever this says
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Honk if you're furry
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>>707655034
Roll
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just the word nigger
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y3ll0w
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>>707655055
FUCK!!
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>>707655034
Roll
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quock
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King Krimzon Likes Fingers In His Butt
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I suck cock mmmm
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>>707654963
IP ADDRESS TRACED YOUR LOCAL AUTHORESSES ARE EN ROUTE
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Put Your Dick in My Ass Senpai
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>>707655069
Article 4 extreme faggot on the land
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>707653114


i <3 black cock... i mean iphones
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crave
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Gay retard
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.
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>>707653114
Re-roll.

"I suck big black dog dicks and fuck small children".
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>>707653222
>makes you look like a douchebag
> using an iPhone
Yeeee thats kinda redundant
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Stev Jubs is kill xD
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>>707655197
how tf can someone fit this on their phone
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pugly
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I need friends ;(
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niggers as many times as it will fit
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>>707654518
fuck it. re-re
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iGay
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curry chicken
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Hey Faggots,My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.
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>>707655034
reroll
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just get a fucking dickbutt engraved i don't even care
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/b/ for life
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Registered Sex Offender
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>>707654518
Roll
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I AM GAY AND PROUD
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Ron Paul 2012
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SAMSUNG
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mental illness thread
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>>707655380
please.
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>>707653114

Grab America by the PUSSY!
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i am very sexual desensitized from years of watching gore and child porn every night.
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I'm a huge faggot please rape my face
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NIGGERS
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>>707655446
>>707655335
so close

" dale "
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>>707655034
rerol
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niglo
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Nigger with a hard r
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666
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>>707653114
"Hitler had some amazing ideas."
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Deus Vult
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I <3 Nigger cocks
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El Niglo
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>>707655034
roll
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pokebox
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HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGINUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDE’S SACRED DOMAIN — YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED CHRIST RETURNING TO EARTH. I GUARANTEE IT.
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Bi-bottom
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Proud Pedo
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Op is a faggot
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>>707655562
cmon man
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>>707655666
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>>707655666
WINRAR
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>>707655666
fuckkkk
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>>707653114
>Beta iPhone 6S Silver
>Beta
They know what kind of people buy their products
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>>707655666
WINRAR
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Nambla
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>>707655666
Here we go!!!!
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>>707653114
hItLeR dId NoThInG WrOnG
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>>707655666
Nice.
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>>707655666
Winrar
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>>707655666
Lol i fucking won xd
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>>707655666
hope you like your winner OP
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im cool lol
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>>707655666
WINRAR
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>>707655652
Roll
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>>707653114
Single mothers are the reason we can't have nice things.
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>>707655666
fail get
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>>707655777
>>707655666
Looks like im doing both boys.
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>>707655034
trips
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hand drawn penis with left non-dom hand
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>>707655006
Roll lmao
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>>707655666
Obey satan OP, deliver
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>>707655666
Op is a faggot
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>>707655846
You'll be the most popular phone ever!
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>>707655846
Fuck u i got 666 put that shit on and post faggot
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So when can we expect a picture of the final result. That is if OP isn't a faggot
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>>707653114
SUCK MY TINY LITTLE MUSHROOM SHAPED PENIS!
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>>707653222
>>707655081
i agree. reply numbers and all
>rolling
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>>707653114
"Ave Satanas"
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Nigger
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>>707653114
iEatDicks
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>>707655992
Go home Mario, you're drunk.
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>>707653114
"If there's grass on the field play with their nipples while jackhammering that tight illegal pussy"
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>>707655006
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Bahaha. We'll expect pics of I <3 nigger cocks tomorrow

or never come back faggot
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>>707653717
>>707653114
yall need jesus
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>>707653114
Die faggots, just die
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>>707653114

Do a picture of Baphomet
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>>707655948
Well, they are classic catch phrases. I know I'm envious.
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Op here. I'm not doing any of those because they're too offensive. Next trips get and no offensive shit
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>>707656956

Guys abandon thread! OP is a fucking faggot!
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>>707656531
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>>707653575
Roll
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KNOWN SEX OFFENDER
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>>707654668
>668
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>>707657291
reroll
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>>707655034
Roll
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>>707655666
satan commands it
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>>707655666
MFW
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>707656956
nah nigga i aint no fucking pussy.
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Justin Bieber is the love of my life
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whats the fucking point of saying post 666 decides, if you pussy out because someone says something offensive? you realize what website you're on ? faggot
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>>707655006
roll
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>>707653114
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>>707655666
>mfw
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~~c===3
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>>707655666
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
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>>707653114
"I'm an enormous faggit"
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>>707655666
faggot u asked for this
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are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo
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>>707656956
>no too offensive
>comes to /b/
Fuck off faggot you have no place on this board
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>>707653114
SJW ISM IS KEK
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>>707655666
Winner winner nigger dinner
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I want some peckers in my fater

add this img
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Spell icup
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I fuck trannies
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>>707662659
Reroll
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Return 2 faygut
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>>707653114
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DANK MEME LOL
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>>707653114
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SUCK MY DICK SEMEN DEMON
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I love my family very very much
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>>707663230
This.
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>>707653114
Benis xd
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>>707663440
Bump
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>>707655666
OP will never deliver cuz he's a FAGGOT
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>>707655666
WINRAR!!!
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>>707653114
Samsung Galaxy 7S Edge
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>>707655666
Sheeeeeeeeeit
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>>707663415
Rolling for this again but with the addition of "especially my big brother ed"
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>>707655666
yeah boyyyeeeee
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Picture of your sister sucking your cock with the title "Hillary Cucks"
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Picture od your sister sucking your dick
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put
666
:-)
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>>707655666
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i love mexicans
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Edgy
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make donald drumph again
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>>707653114


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>707653114
that is NOT an iPhone S stupid.
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>>707653114

>too poor to get a fucking iphone 7
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<3 Daddy
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Fuck Steve Jobs
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saanaa
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Pepe
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