/b/.. I just came home and walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me.. what the fuck do I do? I already kicked her out, already told her were done. Just started drinking, already drunk as fuck. I seriously just need someone to talk to at this point.
kill her
oxy + xanax + weed
>>707645796
Unfortunately I'm to beta to do that, thanks for the suggestion though.
Did she take her stuff?
Take some Xanax or smoke some weed and go to sleep. Deal with it tomorrow bro. Being drunk and pissed off won't help you
>>707645998
off by 1
>>707645720
pepperoni pepperoni kill her in her slepperoni
>>707646048
Not really pissed off to be honest. She used to be a party hoe, so I'm not really surprised. Was thinking of breaking up with her anyway.
>>707646042
not yet
Why do something stupid when u could just bang one of her friends dont let her drag u down and ur liver with her
>>707645720
Drink more and get more pissed off.
>>707646042
Nope, she only had a few articles of clothing, that's about it.
>>707646223
drinking doesn't hurt the liver for years
talk to your hand you and him gonna be great friends now
>>707646245
Already in the process of doing that
>>707646245
this
>>707645720
Get a hold of the sluttiest slut on fb, talk to her. I'm just a random dude who has little feels for strangers.
>>707646245
this
>>707645720
how much have you drunk
>>707645720
Op you're not a cuck you already succeeded gg gj
>>707645720
Does she have a sis? If yes, fuck her in the ass, send her pics....if no, does she have a pet? I.E. a dog or cat? If yes, fuck it in the ass and send her pics.
>>707646468
1000 ml of vodka working on the second
tell her to come back. and that you forgive her. when she comes back kill her, eat her remainds, and send the head and bones to her parents.
>>707646555
checked
>>707646468
Finished a mickey of Captain Morgan. I've got some ciders sitting around, prgoabably gonna finsih those next.
>>707646590
finish them now
>>707645720
forget her. Gather all the shit she left in your apartment, put it in a box, and give it back to her as soon as you can.
Update your facebook and dating profiles, but don't post anything about her or how you ended. Fuck a few people casually, once you're comfortable, before trying anything long-term again.
In the meantime, play some vidya, drink, and watch shit that makes you cry involuntarily. That'll help you get over things.
It's a slow process, but you'll get there. There's always /b/ as well.
>>707645720
Call up your dude friends and go out, the only way to get through this is to keep your mind preoccupied with other stuff. Smoke some weed, that always helps me, when I'm down.
>>707646590
smoke some weed
>Ask girl friend to come over
>make move on said girl
>text ex to come over and talk
>get other girl naked
>fuck her like a gorilla until ex comes
>bust a nut yelling her name when ex walks in
>>707646643
strip club
>>707646559
So you've been drinking all day?
>>707646673
threesome
>>707646711
I drink fast
Take 20mg clonazolam and forget the entire week OP
>>707646773
JUST FUCKING KILL HER YOU PUSSY!
>>707646639
fuck normiebook
You lost someone who didnt love you, it feels like shit but its a good thing, cut all ties, completely ignore her, soon you will feel better, time heals shit, doing stuff you like also helps
>>707646582
Not checked
>>707645720
Hang out with a camgirl. They're like strippers except you can jerk off during.
>>707646590
If dubs you butt-chug the ciders and get super fucked up.
>>707646736
This guy knows
>>707646806
too edge
>>707645720
Grab her pussy
>>707646773
Don't listen to this fuck, I'm OP, not this guy. I only started drinking about 30 minutes ago.
leak nudes :)
>>707646857
camwhores suck fuck off
>>707646919
no i'm op, going to kill her tonight.
>>707645998
Too beta to murder??? All serial killers became serial killers BC they were too beta to fuck chicks the normal way.
>>707646555
Trips command it
>>707646857
sauce
>>707646841
Thank you for giving proper I appreciate it. I've already cut ties with her, so that's not an issue anymore.
>>707646919
kek lurk more
>>707645720
so whats in your drug stash for such an occasion
>>707647016
no u
>>707645720
nothing to do. it sucks.
oh wait you can
>dump nudes
>greentext the story
>>707646635
Just started working on number 2
>>707646919
I didn't believe him, 1000 ml of hard liquor would take all day to drink.
>>707646830
agreed, but most people who have jobs need one or you're considered weird. I only post work-related shit on mine...I do my online 'socializing' in this shithole, for some reason.
>>707645720
Don't do anything stupid. If you're surprised by her doing this then the heck anon it's more likely that she still has feelings for you than to put up a whole charade not to hurt your feelings. She wanted to fuck somebody else, big deal? Either let her be your history if you can't trust her, or take her back and talk about it, explain you are hurt. Understand why she did it. Don't let the situation get out of hands, deal with it and move on.
>>707646992
Don't listen to this guy I'm the OP. Gonna drink some more then I guess cam whore.
>>707647092
a little dope and some fire kush. going to get a little K later
>>707646780
This
>>707646919
>>707646919
ease up on the drinking. it doesn't help, and might make you act stupid.
>>707647133
I'm basically an alcoholic
>>707647182
don't mix alcohol and K
>>707647092
I've got about 12 xanz, a bit of lean and some shrooms. May take some xans, probably not a good idea to use anything else tonight, seeing as they'll probably make the situation worse.
>>707647237
fuck off
>>707647267
why not?
>>707646559
thats alot 1l of 10% beer already enough for me
>>707646951
You fuck off with your ass for a nose and your stupid eyebrows
>>707645720
u NeEd tO rEaLiZe sHe Is JuSt a GiRl. ThErE aRe MaNy oThErS tHaT yOu WiLl HaVe An EvEn BeTtEr CoNnEcTiOn WiTh.
>>707647133
Are you in high school?
And who says 1000ml you fucker?
It's a fucking *Liter
>>707647282
take that lean
>>707647237
>>707647284
Thanks for the advice. I know it's not a good idea, but fuck it, I'm depressed and there's nothing else to do.
>>707646555
This.
>>707647016
>>707647322
This kills the anon
>>707647182
Careful I was on a heavy dope binge after my dui and break up.
Who am I kidding lets smoke some dope OP
>>707647400
checked
>>707646193
Then steal her valuables and pawn them and burn all her clothes
>>707647467
>Smoking dope
I can't tell if you're stupid enough to smoke heroin or just trolling.
Kind of hate how eveyrone pretwnds to be me when I make a post on /b/.. oh well. thanks for the replys everyone, even if they are just jokes, I appreciate it. Need to feel something right now and this helps me feel better.
>>707647682
you can sprinkle powder dope in a joint and get really high
>>707646391
I'm with this guy, It always sucks, but that's just cause your looking at it from the wrong angle... The angle you need to see is YOUR FREE!
>>707645720
You need to beat her to death. there can only be one.
Sit down sober with a pack of cigarettes and your thoughts. Understand your pain, don't fear it. Moving forward, especially in shitty directions like hoes and drugs, is for the cowards afraid of where they are.
>>707647682
Fuck you've never smoked dope?
Newfag
>>707647716
Who the fuck keeps doing this GET THE FUCK OFF MY THREAD OKAY?? I'm fucking depressed and feeling more and mroe drunk and I've fucking had it. Someone roll 77s and ill post nudes
>>707647872
>taking the bait
>>707647882
instantly rolling 77s
>>707647882
don't post her she's ugly as hell
>>707647969
77!
>>707645720
Hey bro she is not worth it so you have to absolutely know that, there is no denial, she is a whore and not worthy of you. I know it's hard since you lived together but trust me NEVER give her second chance. If the guy she was cheating with was someone you know, go smash his face, call your friends if you are not STRONG enough to punch a fuckers face and survive unhurt. You have to show him that there are certain rules, and if someone broke them you are entitled to broke his nose
>>707647969
off by 8
>>707647911
>trolling trolls
OMG LOLOLOLOLOL GUISE I CALLED IT BAIT
>>707646857
That's Emily Rudd
>>707648001
this
She just called me. I didn't answder, just hung up.
>>707648001
this
>>707648085
good
>>707645720
Pic of her
>>707645720
listen to this shit. hope it helps OP
https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/tracks
OP here. I think I'm just gonna go to bed guys, goodnight.
>>707648001
Thank you for the reply, I appreciate it. I'm already planning on getting revenge on the fuck that hit up my girl, I knew him personally so I definitely can't just let it go.
>>707648267
lol nope. OP still here.
>>707648248
>>707647182
the alcohol the first day, then do the k tomorrow. if you still feel sad, weed might help, i find it to be kinda hit or miss. sometimes ill get distracted by other shit and forget depending on what it was, or i might think about it waaay more then i would even sober.
>>707648366
kek OP here
>>707648367
of course
OP drink and get sad listen to this and cry. it really helps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4A9CFNSuw
>>707648493
gay ass song
>>707648412
Okay guys to figure out who really is OP we're gonna need some nudies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBlQjYyB78k
>>707648367
Lol nigger
>>707648587
roll 77 f1st
>>707648587
Right here boss. I'm the fucking OP
>>707646673
Bro you sound like a 15 yo. That would be so desperate
>>707648681
how fat are you OP?
>>707648587
I'm OP, lot of jokesters in this thread.
>>707645720
find out who the guy was and go fuck his shit up, leave that fucking whore and never talk to her again, erase her from your life and then enjoy life without that toxic person, hope you get through op
>>707648587
I'm OP, lot of jokesters in this thread.
>>707646857
sauce
OP here this thread is dying I guess I'm out
>>707648863
hey, OP here. I knew the guy personally and he knew I was dating this chick, so I'm already planning something. I don't care what happens at this point so.
>>707648906
Can you guys please stop being dicks I'm original poster. Taking a shot now anyone with me.
>>707649070
I'm OP fuckface.
>>707649070
going to egg his house on halloween
>>707649078
I'm OP fuckface.
>>707649173
I'm looking for the real OP, you him?
>>707649147
no u
>>707645720
Let her suffer. She brought this onto herself. Then you can talk this out with her. Make sure you talk this out before her first shot of heroin.
>>707649282
yes
>>707649306
this
>>707649306
this
bump
bumping
bump.
>>707645720
kill her.
bump..
It is going to take time, but you will eventually move on.
>>707649586
THIS
H
I
S
OP here, I guess I'll call her to explain that I really do still love her. Maybe it's the alcohol talking I don't really know. Fuck me.
Alright, thid is OP. I give up on this thread. Thanks to everyone who gave serious responses, but I'm to drunk to continue this. I'll deal with this bullshit in the morning. I wish this could end peacefully, but it won't. The guy who cheated with my girlfriend was supposidly one of my friends and he's gonna pay for what he did. Anyway, I'm going to bed now, thank you again to everyone who responded. I appreciate it. I'll give you all an update in a few days.
>>707649638
this.
>>707649652
/thread
>>707649653
>>707649652
>>707649653
Who is OP?
bump...
>>707649707
no u
bump....
>>707649695
What are you trying to say? Fucking newfags
>>707648284
no problem bro, just ease it up on the bottle tonight, give yourself a rest tomorrow - talk with some friends hit up on some girls on facebook or whatever chat you want to use, you don't have to go anywhere just maintain the conversation it will make you feel better know that you are still IN THE GAME. Don't look for new GF right away tho. Try to improve in something, you will find it's easy to do what you like if you don't need hers approval. Maybe travel or work extra hard to afford traveling. Do you have some business offers that you let down because she did'nt want to travel or let you "go"?
>>707645720
>I already kicked her out
so it's over. what are you asking?
>>707649786
no u.
>>707649803
nothing I guess
>>707649818
no u.
bump.....
>>707649652
bait
>>707649796
fuck off
>>707649653
kay drunk people talkin shit about what there gonna do, pretty sure hes not gonna do shit
>>707649924
yeah
>>707649928
/thread
>>707645720
What would you like to talk about?
bump
>>707650018
anything
bump.
bump..
>>707649928
Idk man, we'll see. Might just be the liquid courage, but I can't just let this go, even though that would be the smart thing to do.
bumping
Ok something new is crash after touch. If and when you crash activate impact time. When you are in impact time you can steer your wreck, how cool is that?
Use crash after touch to gain after touch take downs.
Or to get to the places other crashers cant reach.
That was a public service announcement brought to you by crash FM
>>707650158
let it go
>>707650251
this
>>707650251
this
>>707649861
fuck off then, faggot
>>707646339
Kek
Keep saying I'm gonna go to bed but I can't, to much shit on my mind. Finished all of my ciders so I'm done drinking for the night. Might pop some xans next, might as well keep the night going.
>>707645720
Post her pics.
>>707650532
yes good idea
>>707645720
Start listening to Tom Leykis 101 right now.
>>707650605
already did
>>707650653
THIS
H
I
S
OP, you gotta become the liquor
>>707650532
Take some xans smoke some bud then just chill out and jerk off while you're high or something
>>707650654
Oooh shit ok. If you're op was the guy fucking her? What kind of cheating are you talking about?
>>707645720
OP got CUCKED
ahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
you saw it happening? lmfao so awesome
youre such a pussy i bet you didnt even beat the dudes as
fuckin OP, always a faggot
>>707651000
1000 get!!!!!!!
>>707648054
Emily Rudd is my 10/10 godess
>>707646187
dont date whores faggot.
>>707651000
Thanks for the contribution, really great post.
>>707650339
ok ok ok apart from burnout racing , you can also take part in the burnout crash champion ship
Heres everything you need to know brought to you by ME! im stryker here on crash FM
Burnout is all about risk and reward. Well heres the ultimate risk and the ultimate reward.
Hammer your way into these busy traffic junctions
And slam into as much traffic as possible!
when its all over we will figure out how much damage you've caused. Homany vehicles you've tagged and give you a damage total
all you have to do is beat our damage predictions. and well let you on to the next junction.
OH! and to make things reaaly interesting. weve added dollar increases , and decreases.
And for the ultimate reward trigger the crash breaker to blow up your car and cause a huge explosion.
What I did say it was risk.
First ones to hit the totals gets to ride in some of the other rides we have brought along.
Ok something new is crash after touch. If and when you crash activate impact time. When you are in impact time you can steer your wreck, how cool is that?
Use crash after touch to gain after touch take downs.
Or to get to the places other crashers cant reach.
That was a public service announcement brought to you by crash FM
>>707651346
this
>>707651346
this
>>707647999
checked
>>707646265
Burn them
OP here... shit shit shit...
I think I'm fucked. Girlfriend came back and said she forgot some shit. All I remember is seeing a flash and seeing the gun in my hands.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
she's bleeding out, wtf do I do?
>>707651512
>>707652133
Whats up guys you're listening to stryker here on crash FM
Just need a few minutes of your time to cover the rules of the burnout road.
To be successful in burnout you need to be winning races , but youre not going to win races unless you take risks.The big reward? thats easy You earn boost!
using boost gives your car a speed BOOST!
and you can use this boost at any time to keep you in the heart WHAt?!
well fuck this shit.
im out this thread just turned retarded
>>707651000
You're b8 is sheet.
Call her back. Pretend to reconcile. Hate Fuck the shit out of her.
>>707646245
this
