Would a .22 LR to my temple be enough to kill me? It's the highest caliber I have available. I just want to make sure nothing goes wrong
>>707634319
not sure if it's enough if not aimed perfectly but if you have two of them, you could make it a safer bet by discharging two of them simultaneously on both temples
Livestream if you really wanna do it.
Wouldnt reccommend it.
Ive had 8 heart attacks and seen nothin.
If youre lookin for everythin to stop - go for it.
If you ever want to see anythin ever again, id think twice.
I have two but they're both rifles. I tried to find the pistol but that's been kept away from me. Honestly I don't want to take the chance of me fucking up while trying to aim both against my temples. Laying down might do it but I don't know
>>707634753
Also temple needs to be pretty well aimed.
In the mouth is used in the films for a reason.
Or under the chin.
>>707634319
Go back of the neck/head to your brain stem
I thought about under the chin but it's such a small caliber I don't know how far it will travel. Don't get me wrong I k ow it will go in but drowning in my own blood doesn't seem ideal
>>707635010
This sounds good to me, OP
>>707635145
I know fuck all about guns so...
I'm not gonna stream, id rather not become something seen I just want to disappear
no
Wouldn't I have to aim pretty precisely if it was at the back of my head? If I fuck up im paralyzed
I'd find a better way. A little flinch as you're pulling the trigger and then you're alive and retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn2z19QnEfQ
Would two through my eyes do it?
I just want this to be over quickly, nothing drawn out. The gun is the best option I have right now
dont go under your chin unless you want to blow your face off and look like zoidberg
This is the round, I'm serious about this I just need to be certain I'll die once I pull the trigger
>>707634319
depends. have you shot yourself with a .22 before?
No I haven't shot myself before
>>707634319
Ehh it may have to be carefully placed. A poor shot could leave you disabled as fuck and Im betting thats worse than death.
>>707634319
I'd rather hang myself than go with .22
It's painless and quick.
But I recommend you not killing yourself but instead go with a style and do what ever you want to do.
>>707636535
You probably won't
I think we have a shot gun .210 or something like that. I'd rather not because I don't want to leave my family with a mess. But if it's the only way then I might
Worked for me OP
>>707636980
Please rethink this idea of yours.
You own a gun. There's a good chance you'll miss your brain entirely unless you shove the barrel up your ass.
>>707636980
Splattered brain matter on the wall or not, your leaving a huge mess for your family.
I just wanted to let you all know my names Jordan, 16 Texas. I'm not giving away anymore cause I k ow what some of you digital wizards can do. I'm just tired with life and I have been a while. I can't find meaning in it and that's why I see no point in going on with it.
The 22lr probably wont kill you anon. Not quick at least. 22lr is the main cause of death amongst gun violence, but we forget that usually its multiple shots and its not immediate most times. Maybe try saving up for a 45ACP? Or go to the gym and really think about your problems.
Source, I collect firearms; the 22lr is what I let my niece and nephew shoot
>>707637461
Your 16 it sucks now but it gets better
>>707634319
>Will it kill you?
Without medical attention yes. But it will not be quick or painless. Get a bigger gun faggot 12 gauges are cheap as fuck.
I'm only 16 I can't buy a gun
>>707637461
Dude... at 16 EVERYTHING gets on top of you (including dads in some households!). Nothing is worth saying fuck it all until yuo're old enough to fail at everything.
You're 16. You haven't given yourself the chance to try yet. Prove all the reasons you want to do it now wrong. Get back to me in 20 years n we'll talk about one of us being wrong today.
>>707637461
It's been shit and pointless to us all but that's still not reason to give up. You haven't even got started, your emotions and knowledge will grow and settle and you have lot to experience if you just let yourself. If you don't want to live why just don't start living on the edge and see how far you can get.
>>707637461
>16
Dude how can you give up already? You have a good 50 years left of life to smash pussy and make cash. Killing yourself will only permanently scar your family. My mother and brother have PTSD from what they experienced with a close family member's suicide. Brother is getting institutionalized tomorrow because of his problems. Whether or not you leave a big or small mess, you are leaving your family a whole lot of guilt and pain.
>>707637461
Don't do it Jordan, it's shit now but various things are gunna happen in the future (sure, they might be few and far between) but each one will be worth it in the moment
To all of you trying to help thanks. Unfortunately I've made up my mind. If you care enough to know look for me in houstons local news. I probably won't show up though cause I can't see my family publicizing this. I'm just gonna stick the .22 LR my dad got me when I was 10 to my temple and I'll find out if I'll die when I try it. Thanks guys and sorry
16?!?! I hated life at 16. It got SOOOO much better. Dude, at least get to 21...
you'll die from a .22 to the head. eventually
>>707637909
This so much.
Jordan, you are only half way to the adulthood, don't take your life away from yourself. Not for any of us but for yourself. I wanted to die for years and almost did many times and I've ruined many aspects in my life unreversably, but still I'm happy today to be alive. You just need to push on through and if it doesn't get better in 20 years then maeby you can rethink killing yourself but still I think it's better to do something hardcore crazy than just killing yourself. You know, there is no second round after you do it. No regeret, but no satisfaction either. You just disappear, and I know it sounds reliefing, but seriously, you got time for that later.
>>707638402
Dumb dude. You really don't want to end up paralyzed or incontinent.
>>707638402
Dude, 27 is the age to off yourself - look it up.
I'm waiting til then
>>707637270
rolling for up the ass
>>707635010
Nice try buddy
>>707634319
Not reliably.
>>707637461
Since nobody has said it yet I feel obligated. 16!! Modsmodsmods
>>707634753
As someone who's also been legally dead twice -once for a little over two minutes, once for nearly seven minutes, believe it or not- I can confirm this. Fuck all happens when you die. You trip out a bit as you're going, then there's a very tangible shift into nothingness where you actually feel your brain shutting down, then when you wake up it's just like you've been asleep; completely blank.
Enjoy your life while you've got it, OP. You won't get another one.
>>707634319
No, 22's are really small and likly wont be enough to pierce the skull's thick bone.
Youll need a 9mm to suffiently go through
Even better a .357
>>707636535
Are you shooting it out of a handgun or rifle?
Bye
>>707634319
Yep. Killed my dad.
>>707639299
Bye Jordan also underage b&
For sure 27 club,
Don't you want to be cool like Jimi hendrix?
>>707639326
Story?
Please dont do it OP. For the love of god please dont broski <3
>>707639207
I know this is not the time but .357 usually uses 9mm bullets I think.
>>707639459
Dad killed himself with a .22 what else is there?
>>707639130
bangin needles
>>707639488
There is a huge difference from the energy of a .357 vs 9mm luger.
Ask someone from Mossad.
>>707639538
pretty open and shut case
>>707639299
I ask you for one more time to not go. Please Jordan, don't go. I pray for you to not go.
You do what you have to.
Bye.
>>707639538
I came, you did great baby. Love you.
>>707634319
no, the bullet is more likely to slide across the skull causing a flesh wound or putting out your eye than penetrate one of the thickest parts of the skull. Behind the head at the base of the skull is the best bet. thin bone, penetrate the upper spinal cord and cerebellum, destroy all involuntary functions.
>>707639688
Beetlejuice
>>707638712
if you're successful and famous, otherwise who the fuck cares
>>707639130
What do you have?
>>707639459
He and my mom split up, but before the divorce finalized they tried to get back together; it was shortlived. They both fell extremely ill, like, bedridden ill. After about a week of this he had enough. I was freshly eleven by a couple weeks at the time watching wwe, he came out and asked me if I was hungry or needed anything, I told him no, gave him a hug, told him he should get more rest and told him I loved him, and went back to tv. He disappeared shortly after, I heard a bang, and we'll you get the rest. My mom found him, I watched him cart away.
just drive into town and pay some cracknigger to shoot you with the gun multiple times.
>>707639861
a problem with heroin
>>707639859
Who the fuck cares who the fuck cares? It's his life he can do what he wants, I just figure by age 27 you've done enough to warrant turning in
>>707639488
9mm bullets slide through my 357 revolvers cylinder but a whole cartridge doesnt fit
Also 357 has a longer case allowing for a more powerful payload
So did OP do it? How do we know this faggot offed himself
22 will kill you from 100 yards or more if its a head shot. Doesnt matter if it hits the temple or not. It will scramble your brain too because the bullet loses too much energy piercing your skull so it will bounce around a few times. People like to dog on 22s but they are actually one of the most effient bullets in the world. Exit wounds mean wasted energy. Theyre also the most abundant ammo and have very little recoil so you can make guns that spit them out at much higher rates with little detriment to accuracy. If the zombies come. I will definitely have a 22 with me always no mater what else im carrying
>>707639861
They were completely unrelated, funnily enough. First time I had epiglottitis and my airway closed up. Died while they were trying to intubate me. Second time I broke my ankle, needed a couple of screws and had an allergic reaction to the anesthetic while they were putting me under.
Regarding epiglottitis, if you ever have a sore throat that feels different to other sore throats you've had, feel a lump in your throat and your voice changes, get to the fucking ER. I woke up with my throat and right ear feeling kinda funny, figured I had a cold coming on, and was being rushed to the ER 12 hours later. Do not fuck around with that shit.
Hey guys I guess you could say this threads probably deaf.
Dont do it. Go to psychologist,.it will help. It helped me, when i was 16 i was thru some shit too, to this Point i saw ghosts and had hallucinations, it was hell back then. I had no gf no friends who really care, my family didnt give a fuck to a Point i was serious about things and my mom saw my attack, panic attack and hyperventilation. Well i didnt know why but reason was very stupid -broken heart lol, to this Point it destroyed me to this level. But i received help, and i hope u will too. Dont end your life, find a reason to live. Now i have a fiancee and i live great life. I dont know about your problems, but seeiously u are 16, u dont want to miss things that will happen, give life a chance, go and Tell your parents that u wanted to kill yourself and u need help, They will help, therapy help - not closed, Just talk with psychologist. Live.
>>707640229
We don't. We will probably never know.
>>707640545
Little late i think
>>707640506
Yup I think so.
RIP Jordan
>>707640506
>this threads probably deaf.
The Threads Have Ears
RIP you stubborn bastard
ACHRIVE THREAD RIP JOR-DAN
Holy fuck i hope he trolled and will live a happy life
>>707635770
Most retards seem pretty happy to me. Might be a blessing in disguise.
Aim for the back of the head, OP. Live a long and happy life as a spastic. Beats being an emo teenager begging for attention on 4chan, no?
>>707636980
>making them go through finding their teenage son's dead body with a hole in his head
>better not make a mess, though. Wouldn't wanna upset moms
Fucking retarded.
No u will end up retorted, pull your immature head out if your ass, go call 911 and get some help man, life gets better if you want it to, not on its own. Please get help man. One of my best friend's killed himself, it destroys more than just your own life. Please get help.
Rest in peace you magnificent bastard
Yea it would suck if he ended up retorted
>>707641242
Can you imagine cleaning brain out of carpet? Best to leave as little as possible.
>>707641571
What, little cunt can't go outside?
>>707641266
>retorted
Allow me to retort
Let us remember lil baby jordan and the suposed suicide
Rest in peperoni
>>707641689
This is fair, but there is comfort in dying where you know.
RIP in peace Jordan an true hero to us all
>>707641850
Nope. Even if he is an here, he ain't tru
>>707636980
lmao
>>707641809
There's also comfort in not being a selfish little faggot leaving a cadaver for your family to find and be traumatized by for the rest of their lives.
I know you're still watching the thread, Jordan -and probably samefagging the fuck out of it. You don't have the balls to off yourself and just started this thread for sympathy because you're a whiny little pussy. Just want you to know that you're a faggot.
True faggot OP. But you have balls using such a tiny round
>>707634319
More than enough, probably your best bet tbh, it'll go through the bone, lose momentum, ricochet off the other side of the skull due to lack of momentum, destroying as much of the brain as it can
>>707634319
In ear, trust me nig
>>707635611
Well, when youre this far down, things can can only improve, right?
>>707637461
kys cunt
Who wants to make bets on wether it was instant or not?
>>707643171
>707643171
he prob suffered for a couple seconds
Different fag here, also thinking bout the death, how bad can falling 13 stories be if you live?
Thinking about doing a flip.
>>707643500
You will shatter many bones and potentially could end up paralyzed
>>707643679
What if my weight is a factor, I'm only just 8 stone and I'm 5"11
>>707643738
8 stone at 5'11, that's some skeletor grade shit right there
>>707643856
That's actually a nickname of mine thanks to a family friend..
>>707643363
maybe 2-8 seconds
>>707643738
Best bet is try and land on your head, weight won't play too much a role with acceleration being constant. Like I said you'll probably die but if you don't your gonna be fucked for life
>>707643972
Welp. can't win'em all.
>>707643957
sucks man, ever thought about working out? it'll do you some good
I wonder if the news in Houston will be dark tonight
rip jordan
the homie went to fast
>>707634940
under the chin with a .22? lmao yeah go for it that will be hella lulzy
>>707643963
it was prob so quick because of shock
>>707644144
nope hope not
>>707644137
Thought about it, I've started doing push-ups and sit ups every morning before college. But I have chronic fatigue, so I'm fainting and passing out at college for near enough no reason, plus my diet is absolute trash.
>>707640386
Well i've got some reassuring things to tell you
I am one of the most skeptical people you'll ever meet. And check this out. I actually saw the spirit of my dog the day my dog died.
My little dog used to always sit in this big comfy chair for hours at a time. Practically lived in that chair near the final years of her life. When I came inside after burying her, I looked over at her chair and for like a good 5 to 10 seconds she was there in spirit form. She was made of this snow white super natural looking light and you could see every detail of her down to her fur. It was nuts.
Then she vanished. I have no psychiatric conditions associated with hallucinations or anything that could possibly explain what I just saw. Boggles my mind to this day.
I can only guess that ceasing to have any conscious awareness after death like you said happened to you is some sort of punishment for not following a religion strictly enough to qualify for getting into heaven or you just had not been dead long enough for your spirit to leave. You should probably turn over a new leaf and start taking religion very seriously.
Same goes to all of you. I've had other super natural experiences in my life just as convincing as the one i'm talking about right now. The afterlife definitely is real.
>>707644579
That or your nuts and just lied about being sane
>>707644553
well, despite your shitty diet you've gotten a good start dude, an apple and a banana in the morning help loads and help you feel less fatigued, you should get tested for diabetes just incase, eat lots of carbohydrates like bread and pasta and you should feel loads better, don't an hero dude
>>707644579
>I am one of the most skeptical people you'll ever meet. And check this out. I actually saw the spirit of my dog the day my dog died.
kek
>>707644749
this
>>707644873
Thanks for the moral support, it's nicer to hear from someone I don't know, I'm used to people lying to me allot, I've almost conditioned my self to think everyone's this way, but at the least, thanks.
this is so fake it hurts
>>707634319
DONT DO IT OP
instead
>make a noose with piano cord or cheese-wire
>make sure it's got a decent drop distance
>enough to ensure a decapitation
>get set with it around your neck
>glue your hands to the sides of your face/head
>???
>profit
>>707645652
I know of this technique.
>>707645652
This is about as original as *insert currently fading from relevancy meme here*
>>707645688 kek
>>707645784
>projecting this much
>>707646011
>>707643972
Well, f=ma, the acceleration is constant, but the lower your mass the lower the force of the landing.
>>707635145
Correct me if im wrong, but ive read that .22 caliber are an "assassins choice." The reasoning behind that is because the bullet doesnt have enough velocity to penetrate the skull twice, so it just bouces around and shreds the brain. Double check, just in case.
>>707636733
>Recommend not killing yourself
Welcome to ⁴chan
>>707646586
Hollywood BS/writer's trope
True that there may not be an exit wound
Doesn't bounce around the skull like a ping pong though
If an assassin is using a .22 it's more likely because of lower noise/easier to suppress
>>707637461
Kill yourself now. Once you get attached to people it makes it so much harder to do
>>707646563
skull's pretty fragile tho
>>707639299
See ya space cowboy
>>707638168
this
>>707639299
dont do it fag also nice dubz
>>707647091
You know suppression is more for muzzle flash, right?
>>707647091
Pic related - Israelis use suppressed 10/22s in certain situations. Handy for unruly protestors.
>>707647335
Not necessarily. Depends on the design of the suppressor and the muzzle device on the host. Good suppressors do both. Getting noise down to hearing safe levels has plenty of benefits besides stealth.
>>707647477
Holy fuck. That IDFaggot strapped pillows to his .22 like a superfaggot.
>>707647840
Well if it helps you shoot better
He's probably looking down the scope for hours on end.
>>707647335
>for muzzle flash
.22 Colibri from Aguila
Don't matter none, though. Assassins can pull the trigger multiple times (which is the protocol for .22 kills, multiple shots through the oculonasal cavity). Suicide only get one trigger pull.
Rip what this thread was about
>>707647691
Even the top of the line suppressor will only mask distance shots for volume, nothing point blank like any movie or video game with a suppressor would believe. But they do help greatly with the flash, and I just wanted to make sure you didn't assume they make guns "silent"
>>707648154
Op is either an hero or a troll
>>707648114
I have no idea what you're trying to say. All I'm trying to get across is that even if you are an assassin, suppressors don't make a gun silent
>>707648200
Subsonic ammo through a a wet supressor sounds quiet enough
>>707648154
Once you kill yourself the thread no longer pertains to you
if ye want to be remembered, livestream it
>>707647840
Looks like shit but helps get your eye in the right place to look through that high-mounted scope. Better solution would be mounting the scope with lower rings or using a different stock with built in cheek riser. Israeli equipment is generally cheap and shitty, contrary to popular belief.
>>707634319
I urge you to reconsider, but if you must...
Aim in your mouth, slightly up towards the back of your skull. You run the chance of just blinding yourself or making yourself retarded by using such a small caliber bullet on your temple.
Also, go sell all of your shit and blow the cash on hookers and cocaine before you do it, just because.
>>707648544
Of have a life worth living, be famous, have a large family, live in a small town where suicide is uncommon...
will a .38 special with hollow points kill me good?