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Why is the southern US so terrible?
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>>707611589
Because the FIRE NATION ATTACKED. and the southern water tribe never really recovred
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Heres to hoping putin drops a nuke here on SC!
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They still made we won. 150 years later those whiny bitches can't get over it.
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>>707611762
made you what?
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>>707611589
Why you that?
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>>707611856
made > mad
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>>707611589
Full of niggers.
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>>707611589
Because the KKK was brainwashed by french and Spanish into adopting the idea of being white which provoked buttsex

heltah Skeltah
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Hey don't bring Florida into this. Unless you mean North Florida, that might as well be South Georgia
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>>707611589
Because Lincoln didn't hang everyone left after the war was over
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Because Christiania, and also bad water. Crazy is in that water.
And also, lead.
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because the south will rise again
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>>707612137
That's back when Republicans were the nice ones
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>>707611589
Full of niggers and rednecks, the two most intellectually deprived cultural groups of the modern world
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>>707612113
Florida is the south's trash can
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Jesus freaks, backwoods hill billies, and the fuckin fat fucks you find everywhere. Food is nice though which explains all the fat fuckers.
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Because the didn't pick their own cotton.

Still suffering the consequences.
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>>707611589
Cause they're inbred so few brain cells
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>>707611589
Oklahoma is midwest damnit, leave us be.
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>>707611589
1. niggers
2. poor white trash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E48QqcTOXeY
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Hopefully the Californians & Northeast transplants fix that by educating those retards
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It's half black and half redneck so that's why it's terrible.
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>>707611589
Because you've only seen a fraction of it and your judgement is clouded by bias. Lots of great national parks, caving, flora, fauna, and plenty of good people cities in the red region of your map.
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Because the truth is that southerners are a conquered people. Sometimes it takes awhile for a defeated people to come to grips with their subjugation.
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>>707612113
>might as well be South Alabama/ South Georgia
ftfy
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>>707613094
lol Oklahoma is the shittiest one of all, deal with it
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>>707612690
The entire country is full of low class uneducated whites, but I'll grant you there are more black in the South (though major cities in the North have plenty of blacks as well)
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>>707611686
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>>707613376

Makes sense, look at countries that got conquered, they're fucked up for the most part
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>>707612690
We dont have cucks though.
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>>707613706
South wasn't conquered, the entire nation was in civil war. Conquering implies a foreign force. Lots of nations go through civil wars and reunification.
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The only actual shitty places on that map are Oklahoma, Arkansas (excluding NW), and Mississippi. Everywhere else has at least a few cool parks and a few interesting cities. Still much more interesting than North Dakota, Ohio, Iowa, etc.
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>>707611589
Mizzou isn't in the South you yankee
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>>707611589
Because you've watched too many Hollywood movies that stereotype the South
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>>707613818
Well they act like they got conquered with the whole the south will rise again shenanigans
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>>707611589
inbreeding and beer
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Don't be talkin down on the south you fucking Yankee. Enjoy snow and all them Jews up there. With your smog infested shit cities and you're damn liberal politicians. We got good food, better looking women, better weather, friendlier people, better football, lower cost of living, beaches you can actually swim at, better hunting, better fishing, and we don't have commy gun laws. Fuck the north.
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>>707611589
Whitewashed education system that churns out brainwashed white nationalist morons.
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>>707614274
bait
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>>707613560
I didnt say it wasnt shitty, just that geographically it isn't really "the South"
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>>707614242
>beaches you can actually swim at
Come say hello to mississippi's flesh eating bacteria.
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>>707614205
That's a meme that hardly anyone in the south actually says. Watch less TV
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>>707614425
It isn't culturally southern, never mind geography
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>>707614446

Lol, I live in texas
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>>707614435
That's because those fuckheads swam in the bay. The bacteria is not present in the actual gulf. Nice try though.
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>>707614604
Grats on living in the Western US. You're not Southern unless you're from east Texas, and if you think most Southerners think the South will rise again then you're either deluded or need to venture beyond your trailer park once in a while.
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>>707611589
N I G G E R S ! !
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>tfw MO is always grouped with the south.
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>>707614808
Y'all damn sure don't belong in the SEC. You guys fucking suck.
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>>707614637
>swam in the bay
Which is where the majority of the public swim. No one cares about out in the gulf, and certainly not as many go out there to swim unless they're on boats. You near the 228 anon?
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>>707611589
so close to mexico
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>>707611589
Full of muh heritage cunts
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>>707614748

I lived in Houston, midtown, where most transplants live
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>>707615026
Then I can't imagine you heard a lot of "south will rise again"
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>>707611589
the people who live there suck
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>>707614872
No one swims in the bay here. 90% of everyone here is in the gulf. That strain of bacteria thrives in brackish water, they die in the gulf due to the higher salinity I'm 251.
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>>707615238
Not as much as your mom.
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acting like Virginia is the south
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>>707611700
As another SC resident I feel the same
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>>707615305
no not as much, they suck a lot more.
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>>707615310
Robert E. Lee would beg to differ.
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>>707615310
It is you collosal faggot
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>>707615409
so you keep track of how many dicks your mom sucks?
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>>707615123

Then you haven't been to Houston, it gets rednecky the farther you are from the city center
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Now come on, just because Hillary, and the Plantation Party are stale... we need the South to win.

And so that does not make them terrible.
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>>707615402
Cola reporting in, what about you guys?
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>>707615409
What kind of moron generalizes millions of people as if they all had the exact same personality?
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Missouri isn't the south you fuck
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Because they never really got over the civil war.
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>>707615635
No, but I live in an Alabama city with a lot of transplants. Even in rural areas actual secessionists are a rarity.
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Several reasons (50 year resident, so I know wtf I'm talking about).

a). It's hot as fuck, makes everyone irritable.
b). It's humid as fuck (see above irritability factor)
c). There are a shitload of other non-weather irritants. (ie. Mosquitos, rattlesnakes, alligators, wild boars, shit like that).
d). Human irritants, ie. Mexicans who don't work.
e). Niggers who act like niggers.
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It's a strange combination of the heat, lack of education, religion, and good old racism and xenophobia.
The food is pretty tasty, though. It's like the one thing they got right.
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>>707614242
Amen.
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>>707615819
According to the Confederacy and the flag Both MO and KY are.
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>>707615826
>>707615826
>The War of Northern Aggression

fixed it for ya
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>>707611589
too much inbreeding and conservative christian brainwashing, they literally believe all humans descended from white adam and eve so sibling sex and reproduction is A OK
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>>707615826
I see more "haha south lost the war" posts on /b/ than "fuck u Yankees south will rise again". Maybe the north needs to get over the war
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>>707611999
This person
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>>707615887
Heat and humidity have never bothered me. When your born here it's all you know. Dry heat bothers me more.
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>>707611589
im in AL i love it, a lot of niggers but a lot of friendly black folks too
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>>707615887
But it's mild in the winter when much of America has shitty weather, how does that work into your theory?
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>>707615937
Confederacy != the South

We're talking present day culture
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>>707615826
>Because they never really got over the civil war.

why can you not get over them not getting over the civil war though?
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>>707615887
yep
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>>707615948
Dude, get the fuck over it.
Either try to secede again, or shut up. Nobody's going to miss you guys.
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>>707615691
>>707611589
Oh, sorry OP I forgot you. It's because during early colonization there was a lot of importation of Africans which eventually resulted in an undeserved and undereducated majority population. Not even being racist, this is just where they ended up being dropped then fucked then fucked over and now there is a learned / ingrained culture which leads to #blacklivesmatter shit, while a significant number of the local blacks (yeah, they call themselves black) are needed than an IT department at a TED talk. Oh, and rednecks with brown party liquor.
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>>707615937
Missouri was both a Confederate state and a Union state. We were neutral.
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Missouri IS not a southern state. Even in the Civil war it was a mostly northern state.

Missouri is the ULTIMATE Border state in the USA, It's the dividing line between eastern and western US the North/South.

Missouri people don't take kindly to southern shenanigans nor to northern politics. They have unique blend of wtf.
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>>707611589
I love it down here, fresh clean air, great hunting & fishing, not a urban jungle, niggers and fags frowned upon, live in a county that is 98% white, less likely to be jailed due to "the good ole boy" system, actual scenery, people not walking around all snooty like their shit don't stink, don't have to worry about shit really. least that the way it is in my neck of the woods.
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>>707616048
Aye I'm in Daphne.
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>>707616264
Texas is thinking about it.
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>>707611983
Yankee education at work.
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>>707616290
Underserved*
Fuck that's a bad autocorrect
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>>707611999
Trips of truth
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>>707616406
Roll, tide, roll
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>>707611589
lack of education. Just like north korea all they know is military=great and any other race is inferior.
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>southern states
>missouri included
missouri isn't entirely a southern state. it's more midwestern than southern, you cuck. l
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>>707616468
fuck off texas will be blue in 8 years faggot
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>>707616290
>>707616513
Nerdier *
Fuck I hate autocorrect
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>>707616053
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Tennessee is okay around Nashville and Franklin area, I went there on a business trip once. Thats the furthest south I've been though.
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>>707611589
can't we all agree the north is full of soft, pedantic faggots?
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>>707616556
Yessir fuck the Vols.
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>>707616632
>faggot

Blue states are the fags boy.
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>>707616468
When the fuck aren't they? They should either just do it, or shut up and move on to something else.
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>>707616730
texas will soon be blue so i guess you'll all turn into faggots, faggot
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yankees ruined North Carolina and FL, now theyre trying to ruin all the coastal states too
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>>707613215
California>Georgia here.
The stereotypes don't exist anymore than any other state.
Quality of life surpasses any of the liberal states.
Most rednecks own a house with land, ATVs, fishing boats- many even have $60k+ trucks.
You don't need a $250k a year job when a nice 4 bedroom brick house only cost $85,000.
Try finding a house in San Diego for that price. More than likely it will be $500,000 for a 50 year old ranch style cookie cutter.

People raise their children here.
In California, both parents have to work to make the mortgage on a decent house.
Now the children are raised by a nanny, babysitter and daycare.

Water reclaimation out west means that you now have a water supply tainted with hormones and medications. Many compounds cannot be filtered out. Not to mention mandatory fluoride.
My water is from a well- purer than anything California has had in 40 years.

I won't go back to California unless some plague wipes out 90% of the population.
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>>707616680
Yes. That's where the Bernie Sanders of the US are spawned.
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>ITT: Buttmad hipsters who like fags and dislike anything ATF related.
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>Why is the entire US so terrible?
FTFY
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>>707616819
Yeah just keep repeating what you said you'll show em

>Pic related: It's you
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>>707616924

We found the angry euro fag. Get cucked by more Muslims ass hole
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>>707616881
plus you have to hear all the hippie fags
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Because we still care about our country and principles asshole
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>>707611589
You mean best America
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georgia isn't THAT fucked, aight? XD
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>>707617164
I actually live in the US. lol
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>>707611589
Because they're all still butthurt that their stupid racist rebellion got BTFO. So they perpetually seek to spite and fuck up the country by filling the congress and courts the most asshole politicians they can find. The whole region is a drain on the country, taking more federal money than they pay in taxes and then have the nerve to act like they're being oppressed by that same government and the "Yankees" that subsidize them. Fuck them and everything they believe in and stand for.

It's time for the USA to announce that we've reconsidered. Those states are now free to leave. In fact, they must leave. Then we'll build Trump's big wall on our new southern borders to keep those fuckers out. Good luck with your new country shitkickers, and stay the fuck out of ours.
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>>707616881
>implying quality of life is determined by possessions

And the roads are crumbling, high-school dropout rates are through the roof, obesity is common, the job market is shit, and pretty much every family has someone who has had to join the army just to continue in life.
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>>707611589
Black people seek warmer climate and strong workers to feed off of...plus they need nice things to steal.
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>>707611589
America is coasting on the successes of the past and let a fog of ignorance and ego shroud their eyes to the rest of the world, which has been passing it for years, and at this rate, Russia, China, even Canada will be vastly better in every area including technology, let alone mathematical and linguistic literacy, among other things, like morality. Though the fact that America as a collective backed themselves into a corner with Hillary and Trump demonstrates that the vast majority of the populace are objectively retarded. It is hardly a hard-won victory to have a smarter, more literate, well-reasoned and informed nation than America.
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>>707617566
yeah you say that yankee but you wouldn't say that to anyones face down here, so your word is shit, like you
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Because of the emancipation proclamation.
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>>707617566
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>>707617674
high school dropouts(niggers) obesity (how does that even effect you lol job market is good ya ra-tard
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>>707611589
Because it is a subset of terrible, thus itself must be terrible.

Basically I'm saying the whole country sucks.
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Talk all the shit you want yankee but nobody retires up north and nobody goes vacationing up north.
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>>707615948
Lol either a troll or stupid.
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>>707617717
I wouldnt say that to a southerners face because there is no way on hell I'd ever go back down to that shithole. Feel free to come up north or out west and try preaching your shit.

Fucking coon loving redneck piece of shit.
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>>707617717
>getting this buttblasted over an internet comment
>sayittomuhface
wew lads we got a real tough tony over here
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>>707617975
How so?
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>>707617847
must say, niggers drop out of highschool in the north, Rednecks drop out of the womb in the south.
>after which they pick up a steak and a gun.
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>>707617216
Which principles? That all men are created equal (except non-Christian black people)?
That you think you shouldn't have to pay taxes because you're against "taxation without representation" even you don't even know what that last part means in the context?
GET REKT
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>>707617916
Florida isnt the south, faggot.
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>>707615976
I could care less
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MO isn't the south you buffoon. It's the Midwest,
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>>707616123
I see where you're going with this, and I have to admit I like it.
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>>707617674
Like Massachusetts?
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>>707618001
>Coon loving
Using racial slur, and talking down to southerners. Nice.
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>>707617717
lololol
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Your choice is to live free of niggers but in horrible power government states or live in the south with niggers and rednecks but freedom.
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>>707617674
Like Chicago?
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>>707611589
>That isn't the highest concentration of Blacks in the U.S.
>>707612284
This hasn't changed. The Democracks use welfare to control to control the Black populace.
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>>707618223
Or Michigan. Their roads are the worst in the country.
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in this thread: criticize the south on what you've heard from other liberals about a place they haven't lived
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>>707618056
Because nobody except backwards people call it the war of northern aggression anymore.
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>>707618343
>backwards

You some kind of nigger lover?
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>>707618338
Lived in sc, and ga for two years and then moved the hell out of there. I speak truth. Fuck you.
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>>707618223
Where in Massachusetts are you talking about? Honestly confused here.
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>>707618338
>damagecontrol.jpeg
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no southerner gives a fuck what a yankee has to say or how yall do it up north. no one cares.
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>>707611589
Literally nothing wrong with southerners minus the niggers. Poverty, lack of good infrastructure, strict religious groups. Would give bad names to anyone though.

Southern people are some of the nicest, most hospitable people you'll ever meet. They just have their own ways of doing things (slow to change)

Tumblr people won't get far down there. This is why so many hate the South. Am also from a state no where near considered "southern"
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>>707618343
>Being this fucking ass hurt over different names for the same war.
Yankees are such pussies lmao.
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>>707618462
Sturbridge. Isnt that the little city just noeth of boston? I would describe it that way.

Havent been there for 10 years. I forget city names.
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>>707618136
Parts of it...ill give you that, even though b8
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>>707618457
youre probably a liberal faggot then, we dont want you anyway
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>>707618581
then why are you in this thread?
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ITT: Nigger lovers
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>>707616120
The south owes a lot to the politics of the early days of the Union. They never really got over the war as in their industries really never recovered making it essentially poor.
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>>707618141
Thanks for letting me know ill be sure to give a shit
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>>707612113
bruh i went to school in south florida and its absolute trash. it may not be as heehaw as north florida but literally everyone in south florida that isnt a jew is a nigger
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>>707618730
to let fags like you know
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>>707618462
Its okay, you tried.
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>>707618457
What happened? Did someone down here fuck your girl? We do that sometimes.
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>>707618737
In the reconstruction era sure. But present day this effect is minimal, and overstated. Plenty of healthy economies in the South.
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>>707611589
Missouri and Kentucky are not part of the South.
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>>707618617
>corrects a misnomer
>must be butt hurt
reaching a little far there
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>>707618910
Or Virginia. Or most of Texas and half of Florida.
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>>707618825
well why are you still here? upset perhaps?
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>>707611589
Most still believe it's around 1800-1900. An average southerner believes not in evolution, but in jesus' name, amen.

Don't want no uhborshuns down ere
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>>707618343
>north said we wanna do things this way
>south said fuck off we dont
>north says you have too
>south says fine we'll go on our own and govern ourselves
>north has heart attack and attacks
Sounds like northern aggression to me
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>>707618606
True. Wave to people down south you will get a wave...unless you look like a 4 channer...wave anywhere north of the line and the look at you like they are gonna kill you with the first object they can grasp.
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>>707618606
>Southern people are some of the nicest, most hospitable people you'll ever meet as long as you're white, straight, and don't let them on to the fact that you don't believe in the same magic sky fairy as they do.
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>>707618617
yankees think global warming is a big political issue lol, they thought bernie was a good idea, they really are a special kind of stupid
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>>707617674
My car is slammed, I have about 3" of clearance.
I have zero issues here in Georgia.
In Houston, I could only drive to places I was familiar with because roads were so shit.
In Las Vegas, they actually closed down a major overpass because a FUCKING HOLE appeared in the right lane. Not some pothole in a lane, but a fucking hole in a bridge big enough to drop a person through, onto the traffic below.

Quality of life is determined by many things.

Not being evicted because you're broke.
Being able to afford a reliable car so you can make it to work without taking a bus.
Having extra cash so your kid can play sports.
Having disposable income for hobby's.

If the highlight of your week is watching your favorite tv show, fine. I have better things to do.
I'm going to spend $300 on tickets for a musical festival.
I'm going to buy a tractor so I can make a small dirt bike track on the backside of my property to teach my son how to ride.
I'm going to spend $150 a week on ammo just to do some plinking in the yard.
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>>707619049
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>>707618617
I honestly don't care. I mean it's taught in school as the civil war. Ken Burns documentary from 1989 is called thr civil war. We aren't in the 1800s anymore, so move on and refer to it by the proper name.
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>>707619168
not exactly yankee, we don't discuss religion and politics in public, that's rude
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>>707619168
Yeah, it's called keeping your mouth shut when someone doesn't believe in the same thing you do. Something millennials will have a huge problem with growing up in the real world outside of tumblr.

Most people in the world are religious and won't change any time soon. Deal with it.
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>Texas is bad
Sure, stay up north. We don't want you anyway.
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>>707615691
864 reporting in fucking hate this hellhole bible thumping place
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>>707619049
South had no precedent to disregard national policy. National rulings supersede states rights. Supreme court ruled nullification unconstitutional. Get btfo'd
>what is Nullification crisis of 1832
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>>707616300
We had confederate army's and we're represented on th flag in th form of a star.
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>>707611589
The answer to this question is very simple,
Slavery.
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>>707619185
>Yankees
You must live in West Virginia
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>>707619089
thats completely off topic. thanks for conceding to my point
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>>707619546
Well he's a friend of them long-haired hippie type pinko fags
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag
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>>707619723
im in the heart of dixie
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>>707618905
There are yea, but we were talking about why it's shit. They haven't been as successful as the northern states still.
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>>707619661
Thats where the disagreement lies. The power should lie with the smallest body possible. Not some national super power that doesnt actually know shit. Thats why the country is getting so fucked now. North should have just fucked off.
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>>707619185
>implying the longevity of the earth is not important
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>>707619185
kys. Anti-science fuckheads like you will ensure the amazing biodiversity in the south is lost forever.
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>>707619185
Well actually, we don't believe it should be the huge issue it is. Scientific data and common sense dictates that this is something that we should be taking into account, because fucking duh.
The reason it has become a political issue is because these red-state retards are like, "ExxonMobil told me it don't exist and Jeezus done agreed, so it don't exist."
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>>707619698
>implying slaves were restricted to the south
holy shit what kind of revisionist history are they teaching you?
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>>707615819
The fight over whether Kansas was going to be a slave state was started by Missouri. This had a lot to do with the start of the Civil War. Read a book dumbshit
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this yankee nation
I do no give a damn.
I'm glad I fit (fought) against 'er (her)
I only wish we'd won
I ain't asked any pardon
For anything I've done.
I hates the Yankee nation
And eveything they do
I hates the declaration
Of independence too.
I hates the glorious union
'Tis dripping with our blood
I hates the striped banner
And fit (fought) it all I could.
I rode with Robert E. Lee
For three years there about
Got wounded in four places
And I starved at Pint (Point) Lookout.
I coutch (caught) the roomatism (rheumatism)
Campin' in the snow
But I killed a chance of Yankees
And I'd like to kill some mo'. (more.)
Three hundred thousand Yankees
Is stiff in southern dust
We got three hundred thousand
Before they conquered us.
They died of southern fever
And southern steel and shot
I wish they was three million Instead of what we got!
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>>707619698
They really do change history books in the north huh?
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>>707619752
Southern attitude (that of the long-haired country boy) in a southern song by a southern musician. Proof that not all southerners are backwards.
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>>707620013
It would be pretty fascinating to be living around 1850-1865
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>>707619874
Thats not the point. In joining the united states in ratifying the constitution, all states waved their right to retain those rights and nullify any law they see fit to nullify while having the benefit of being part of the whole sovereign nation. There's no exit clause.
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>>707619658
hey nigger im 864 too
fuck yea
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>>707619474
Y'know, if that was the end of it I'd be inclined to agree with you.
But Magicalskyfairy help the poor fucker who happens to wear traditional religious garb outside, or just happens to have skin dark enough to not pass as white.
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lol I knew the global warming thing would really rile up them yankees..
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>>707620013
The problem was how heavily the south relied on slavery for industry tard
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>>707614242
Yankee relocated to Texas. Thos place is the best place in the country. Everything you have heard is a lie. You would have to kill me to ever bring me back to that shit hole NE. Ny, Nj, PA,Ct, Md, Ma fuck you all
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>>707620157
uneasy rider! charlie daniels tho
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>>707620330
Antiscience retards piss me off.
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>>707613215
California transplant in Arkansas reporting in.

working on it.

please send reinforcements.
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>>707619546
I'm sure there are plenty of Muslims in the south who are well to keep their mouth shut, but get targeted because they wear clothes you don't like.
Or just because their skin is darker than yours.
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>>707620314
Because northerners have never insulted or attacked religious minorities and racism stops at the mason-Dixon

Top kek
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>>707620460
Faggot lib
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>>707620141
God damn rebel scum. You better hope we don't take over Harper's Ferry. You'd be rekt with all the guns we have access to.
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>>707620337
150 years ago...
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>>707613215
this is why we hate yall lol, we'd be a perfect utopia if we didn't have niggers, without the condescending faggotry of the north
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>>707620177
That is the point. The whole purpose of America was to avoid a big controlling government. And to let the people govern themselves.
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>>707620141
>emancipation proclamation is very specific- it only affected "states under rebellion".
>at the time, six states were under union control that had slabves- either they were always slave states or they had rejoined the union or were under union control.
>so after the war, northerners still owned slaves.
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>>707620438
Yeah I know the protagonist is basically the same character(and autobiographical) in both songs though
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>>707620624
>rebel scum

easy star wars
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>>707611589
The South is actually pretty legit. I'm betting you've never actually been there and only know what you've picked up from progressive jokes and The Daily Show. I live in So Cal and can tell you from personal experience that as far as the quality of people go that the west coast is a dumpster fire of plastic fake people who care nothing for others other than how it makes them look to others. You drive around in LA (Capitol of the progressives) and every street is a shanty town. Walking around alone at night is NOT a thing. If you own a car, expect it to be broken into. If you have nice things, expect your house to be robbed. Have a beautiful daughter, expect that she's going to be gang banged by some niggers and turned out on the street and addicted to heroin. Same goes for San Fransisco, Seattle, Portland, Oakland.
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>>707611589
>southern
>Texas
Get the fuck out with that bullshit. Texas anchors the southwest and has its own category: Texas.
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>>707620715
I'm just glad someone knew
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>>707620556
I see Muslims in Huntsville all the time, never seen them get hassled but it probably happens if they go to Walmart or some other redneck hangout.
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>>707620758
Found the Texan
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>>707620758
East Texas is Deep South tho
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>>707620636
What happens when you have hundreds of thousands of recently unemployed and newly ratified citizens, crumbling infrastructure, and an outdated business model in a post-war society? The south. The ramifications are still obvious to this day. Southerners made their bed and now they lie in it
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>>707620922
west texas is best texas
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>>707620177
>power not expressly given to the federal government belongs to the states.

The federal had no right to rule on slavery, by their own documents.
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>>707611700
Wouldn't be the first Carolina to have nukes dropped on it, but it would be the first time done by a foreign nation
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>>707620454
what exactly would you propose we do about global warming? higher carbon tax? ban emissions after a certain point? that's why the companies are moving to other countries you stupid naive yankee
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>>707620697
No it wasnt. Have you ever read the constitution? Do you know what the articles of confederation are and how localized government almost killed this country before it even started? We didnt become the most industrially prosperous country because of local government.
In fact, I'll challenge you to find 3 examples of successful small government countries. Somalia perhaps?
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>>707620747
Recently it's been flooded with Muslims. No joke Anaheim, home of the Angles and Disneyland, is now little Bagdad. So much so that I actually don't mind all the illegal Mexicans anymore. At least the Mexiskins aren't trying to jihad our shit, just trying to outbreed us.
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its all the niggers
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>>707621041
seceding was not the answer because then it passed easily, idiot.
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ITT: Yankees with no pride.
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>>707621041
Except the slave trade fall under interstate commerce which is directly a job of the national government. Even if it wasnt, would you rather slavery wasnt abolished.
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Don't involve Missouri in this southern bullshit.

We are at least 70% civilized here in Missouri. Everybody else south of the Mason-Dixon line are pigfuckers.

Decent Missouri:

Kansas City & Suburbs
Columbia & Suburbs
St. Louis & Suburbs

Shit-Tier Missouri:

Springfield and literally everything else North/South the I-70 corridor.
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>>707621181
Well, it would be a nice start to not outright deny that it's happening so we could actually have a dialogue about what can be/needs to be done about it...
But that's just my opinion, tho.
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>>707621330
>scared of muslims

stop being such a fucking coward
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>>707621330
>succeeding in outbreeding us
ftfy
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>>707621675
I'm not responsible for the deniers and I didn't deny it I said it's not a huge political issue, at least defend yourself yall so typical
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Because you were programmed to think that by the liberal media after the breakup of the dem/repub coalition in the 1980's. It was the fault of urban democrats fucking up trade unions upon which rural repubs relied upon to make a living, by the early 90's repubs wanted nothing to do with the word "liberal" and gave birth to the irritatingly effective 'southern strategy'. Meanwhile dems made up a story to themselves that conservatism isn't even a valid political philosophy and therefore those who believe it are "hicks and rednecks" in what amounts to "yeah she dumped me but she was a bitch anyway!!!". Repubs did little to nothing to resist being branded this way and started ignoring dem-controlled media, just another step in the complex divorce process that eventually leads to civil war.

Still dem's fault for fucking up trade unions and passing trash like NAFTA while they sat secure in their ivory towers in the urban center, wondering why we don't just skip all this "voting" business and put a crown on their head already.

PS: Born, raised and live in northern CA, claims that I am "butthurt" will not be accepted, I have merely studied the situation by actually reading things. Here's a good start:

http://www.vox.com/2016/4/21/11451378/smug-american-liberalism

It's a famously liberal editorial website edited by a Jew so you don't get to bitch about bias either. Read this, then go read Slate and other dem-shills pathetic responses.
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>>707621181
Maybe stop republicans from misleading their constituents and disseminating false information. Maybe big oil lobbying.
Maybe invest into alternative energy sources and resources.
Dont be a retard. There are plenty of things we can do. Denying the problem is definitely not the solution
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>>707611700
>>707615402
>>707615691

Chapin, reporting in.
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>>707621616
>Decent Missouri
>St. Louis

you mean that nigger infested shit hole with the dumb arch?
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>>707621874
We do have lots of niggers but at least we have the Ferguson Police Dept. to take care of them.
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>>707621849
never denied it you big faggot, we're doing enough and we're already investing a lot of money in alt energy (retard) you don't have any solutions because youre regurgitating what youve been told
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>>707621829

See: >>707619884
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>>707621556
That's like the government impounding every flat screen in the country because there's now a trade embargo on Asia.

They could prevent new TVs from being sold, but confiscating existing property is not within their power.
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>>707622027
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8.
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>>707619049
The attack? You mean delivering supplies to starving troops which the south declared an act of war? Yeah, real aggressive, no wonder Davis dressed like a lady to try to escape
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>>707611589
Oklahoma isnt terrible. Just boring. Take it youve never been there any ways.
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>>707621319
Youre delusional m8
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>>707622148
maybe you should read it again
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>>707622182
Completely serious -- in STL if your skin is a shade darker than A4 copy paper you're getting stopped and fisted.

Goddamn I love being white.
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>>707622058
Are you dense??? The reason why progress is so slow is because half of the government doesnt even believe its an issue. Do you know how much money gets put into useless shit like oil interests and fighting stupid ass proxy wars. We can be doing so much better. Fuck your complacency. Besides, it doesnt matter if i have the solutions because there are very smart people out there who but have no means of getting their projects off the ground.
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ITT: Faggots masquerading as white men easily influenced by culture and prejudice.

Guessing your daddies whipped the hatred into you a bit too hard.
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>>707615310
Perhaps I'm confused, but wasn't Richmond the capital of the CSA?
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>>707622168
Except that part of the process was giving citizenship to slaves and recognizing their individual sovereignty, therefore making them not property. you cant own something that isnt property.
I cant believe I have to explain to someone why they shouldnt own slaves.
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>>707611589
Oklahoma is not a southern state. It's in the midwest. Texas is not a southern state, texas is just texas. Fuck missouri. Recently moved to kentucky from the midwest, and while people here are dumb, they're generally pretty nice and pleasant to be around.

Fat people and mexicans everywhere though
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>>707622314
What an insightful response
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>>707622594
Doesn't matter, CSA doesn't decide who is Southern. Why does no one realize that this historical federation that included western states is not the same as the current day area of southern culture?
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>>707622798
LOOOOOL Tejas not southern. Nigga get outta here back to Houston, and take your gay cows with you!
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>>707611589
Too many southerners.
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>>707623006
>implying i'm from texas
Fuck texas, texas fucking blows. But they definitely aren't a 'southern' state. Yes they geographically, but they only identify with themselves
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Georgia fag here.

South sucks if you're out in the country. Like south or parts of north Georgia.

Atl is pretty nice and has some cool spots.

North Ga is nice if you like mountains and forest cause it can be really pretty and peaceful.

The people ain't bad but your get a lot of fuck boys here who are rich southern kids who act all country but drive expensive trucks, have half million dollar houses and a nice lake front property with a 100 thousand dollar boat.

Aside from that it can be really cool and not much gay lib shit to deal with.
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>>707623343
North Alabama here. Fuck yeah Appalachian foothills.
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Because they are Christian and they are horrible people
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>>707611589
Native kansassian here. Kansass is shit too.
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