I need some help with a riddle. Here it is: You have a fish. You have a box. You put the fish in the box. Where is the fish?
The answer is not:
>In the box
>In the wrapper
>Dead
>In the dark
>There is no answer
>With you
>Outside of the box
When you get it wrong, the person will usually tell you "You aren't listening", but that is NOT the answer either. Pic unrelated.
Somewhere, or nowhere
>>707610970
In 4th dimensional space-time.
In the milky way.
On earth.
>the "you aren't listening" thing could be useless information or a clue.
out of earshot
In silence.
>>707611288
Already tried 4th dimension & Earth. Dude said no. He told me that "You aren't listening" is infact a clue. Will try the bottom two next time I see him.
>>707610970
the fish is dead
>>707610970
In the box you stupid faggot. Is this a riddle made up by a 7 year old?
It's a "riddle" with no answer designed to infuriate people. 5 minutes on google told me that.
Also, schrodinger's fish
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>>707611556
read the greentext, friends.
>>707610970
East coast or west coast training?
>>707611451
>not here
>not hear
best i can come up with.
>>707611736
eat the fucking fish
>>707610970
In pic unrealated's fishy box
>>707611682
Yeah, I googled it too and probably saw the same thread you did. I thought that there was no answer at first but now I'm pretty sure there is one for reasons I can't explain.
Already tried Schrodinger's fish. Nope
>>707610970
"Riddles are for faggots."
The fish occupies a position in 3rd dimensional space relative to where it was last placed.
Prob OP's anus
how do you know "you aren't listening" is telling you that you got it wrong?
maybe "you aren't listening" is the affermation that the fish cannot be heard and a neutral statement to the riddle.. thus giving the riddle many answers that you always presume are false. That's the only reason the response is always the same and always vague.. you are just interpreting it wrong.
on the other hand, since people are saying they can't find a solution, it is unlikely that this is a circulating riddle with a real answer or concept and nobody spilled the beans.
>>707610970
On a piece of paper
>>707612159
Yeah, but like where?
Fish in the box is like hat game.
The answer is "The fish is in the box, right?"
Your answer can be anything, in the dark, in the paper. Doesn't matter as long as you answer with a question
>>707612619
Already tried. Apparently that is not the answer.
In its skin
>>707610970
The fish is where ever the box is located. I'm assuming your house.
>>707612803
Is this right op?
>>707612716
Then your friend is a faggot that doesn't know how to play and is making up rules.
Does he know hat game? Or black magic?
If not he's a faggot liar.
>>707613099
I don't know :( I don't know the answer. My friend does.
>>707610970
on the ground because the box has a fucking hole in the bottom
>>707613131
My friend is a faggot but he claims to know the answer. I said "It's in the box, right?" And he said "You're not listening!"
What a dumb fucking riddle. Riddles aren't supposed to be "guess the answer im thinking of" its supposed to make sense in context. You shouldn't need to be told, "oh it can't be this or this or this." Your friend is a stupid faggot
>>707613261
Tried. Nope. Ordinary, holeless, cardboard box.
>>707610970
The box has a hole so the fish fell on the floor
>>707613209
Your friend is either trying to piss you off or you're trolling.
In your hand?
>>707613527
Why would it be in my hand?
There's no such thing as a fish.
>>707610970
simultaneously everywhere and nowhere
>>707613455
Not trolling, my friend is trying really hard to piss me off and it's obviously working if I have to resort to asking 4chan the answer to the riddle.
Aquarium?
>>707610970
in the third sentence
"I don't know"
>>707613296
If he doesn't know black magic, hat game, or 4 corners, he doesn't know fish box. He made up his own rules because he didn't know the answer, aka faggot.
In the water?
The fish is in its fish tank?
The fish is in my head.
Its in your hand obviously. You are in the middle of the process of putting it in the box.
Genuinely, the answer is there's no such thing as a fish. It has no biological meaning...
>>707610970
the answer is
"in my possession"
the fish and the box are the same thing
box=slang for pussy
fish=slang for pussy
you have a pussy
>>707613900
No
>>707613806
No
>>707613723
No
>>707613711
Maybe
>>707613775
You're probably right. I give up.
>fish
>box
>fish in box
>pic related
It's in his mum.
>>707614170
deja vu
>>707610970
srsly? nobody? I saw the answer at first glance. And nobody got it so far. Wanna know?
the answer is "you need new friends"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/animals/by/fish
>>707614249
>srsly
Newfag go, your attempts at trickery are pathetic.
>>707614195
Holy shit I remember seeing this photo on a floppy disk when I was about 12
On its way to the box
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>>707614249
You aren't listening.
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>>707614430
not baiting and far from newfag. suit yourselves.
>>707610970
Nobody said that the fish wasn't the box.
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>>707610970
Listen to your friend again, OP. Did he say exactly those words that you wrote down word for word?
>>707610970
>Here it is
>>707610970
The fish is in trouble
>>707614668
Please esplain
In the water maybe? if its a fish and it aint dead, then needs water, idk
>>707614668
>Damage control
Yeah, very new.
Get >>>/out/
>>707614726
Or in a trap.
the fish is missing
>>707610970
>You put the fish in the box
>in the box
>in
kill yourself or learn english
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>>707614668
no idea why i'm being so nice. i'm probably the oldest in here and should have been getting a life a long time ago. anyway, someone just posted the answer. the fish is here.
>>707610970
In my mind
Well if "You aren't hearing me" is indeed a clue, then one should look at the words similar to fish and box. Maybe the bish got eaten by the fox and is now in the fox's belly. Also You sure he hasn't said anything else that might be a clue?
>>707614898
the fish has been in the box for millions of years. the box had an abundant amount of water and food in the box, and it has evolved into a human, therefore opening said box. and living his/her life.
>>707614949
This is bait, right? I'm not sure anymore.
Anyways, you're wrong. You can put a fish in a box.
>>707615216
yes
just did try anything at this point
>>707615203
This is the most retarded answer
>>707615203
so creative maybe the correct answer
>>707610970
lmao you're all retarded. there is no answer, you're just being trolled. fucking retards
The box can mean many things
you are no the fish so you will not know
>>707610970
Here it is.
>>707615034
you're all welcome btw. for those who didn't get it. the fish is "here" and it said so in OPs text.
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>>707615484
correct
/thread
>>707615445
like we're even worth getting trolled. the time we waste is meaningless we're nobodies.
>>707615484
no wrong
>>707615518
NO. It says "here is the riddle", not "here is the fish".
>>707610970
The answer is you must answer the question with a question. Ex: "the fish is in the box, right?" you must confirm that the fish is in the box.
It's meant to infuriate the person answering it. I only know because i was asked the same riddle and recieved the answer the same day.
>>707615727
HOW DO YOU KNOW!?
>>707615762
wrong, this is the answer>>707615203
>>707615727
you fucking kidding me? holy shit, read OP's text dammit!! WHERE THE FUCK DOES IT READ "here is the riddle"?
I bet he's saying it slightly differently:
"You put the fish in the books"
(or something similar)
>>707615727
If one is to be autistic the fish doesn't exist. It's merely a mental object as conjured by a word. Therefor it exist only in the minds of the participants.
But that's not much of riddle. Just an abuse of convention.
>>707610970
The frog is in the riddle.
>>707615979
Here it is: (the riddle)
that's not the answer
>>707616047
Identity remains in absence of minds.
Logic 101
In Hillary's box?
>>707615203
I'm okay with this.
>>707610970
In halves.
Right OP?
in the anime realm
in the aquarium
>>707615203
this is possible
>>707616121
So, if I think of a fish.. a brand new fantasy fish. And then my mind goes away, poof. How does that identity remain?
>>707615484
No!!! OP here. I don't even know the answer. It isn't here
>>707615203
No.
>>707616573
how do you know
>>707616564
But then how do you know that the answers are wrong?
>>707616564
did someone actually give you the riddle and then told you that "here" is not the answer??
>>707616504
The Identity "Concept of a Fish in your brain" not changes when its gone, or your brain is gone. This Identity was, and will always be "Concept of a Fish in your brain"
>>707616681
Because the answer being "it is here" implies that I knew the answer and I was trying to trick you. No one says "Here it is" before verbally saying the riddle.
>>707615203
Pack up boys. He's got it.
>>707616854
It*
>>707616777
No, but "here" wouldn't make sense because he never says "here it is".
>>707610970
ait so i have another riddle for you, you ready? here you go:
u walking a path and there's a crossing. where do you go?
>>707615203
Nicely done. That's the answer. That's. That's the answer to every riddle.
If "the answer is not:"
Then the answer is "not"
Simple.
>>707617016
i don't even care anymore if you're trolling but as far as i can tell the text reads "I need some help with a riddle. Here it is: You have a fish. You have a box. You put the fish in the box. Where is the fish?"
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>>707617192
The answer is not not.
>>707617369
The answer is.
>>707617369
its nor neither
>>707617285
FFFFFFFBFKFNFLFMGLGKFKDKKDNDJD I WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THE RIDDLE OUT LOUD THEY PRECEED IT WITH "HERE IT IS" THEREFORE IT MAKES NO SENSE TO SAY THAT THE ANSWER IS IT
The riddle jumps a boundary when it says: You have a fish. No I don't!
So relative to the question as asked, it is fair to say that the fish does not exist. The riddle doesn't say "you're thinking of a fish"
Impossible to know until you open the box (Kinda like Schrödinger's cat type thingo) or something along those lines
>>707617513
I MEANT TO SAY NEVER PRECEED I SHOULD'VE PROOFREAD SORRY
>>707615203
Fuck off George
>>707610970
But i still havent put the fisj in the box, is it in my hands?
>>707615203
Nice samefagging
>>707610970
the fish is in a 4chan thread
>>707610970
This is a retarded "riddle" with no answer designed to infuriate people.
>>707618140
i'm pretty happy
>>707610970
safe.
We have a riddle here but I don't see yet how it might be applied to yours.
¿Hay más pescados en el mar o en la tierra?
>>707610970
the fish is in the box, right?
>>707610970
Inside Hillary Clinton.
>>707618199
fish is safe. i safe. we safe all now.
>>707615203
the sheer ammount of samefaggotry going on
>>707610970
A blind man, passing by the fish market, raised his hat and bade a good morning to the ladies of the evening.
>>707618288
fish is dead .. man .... fish is dead
>>707610970
>the fish is in the box, right?
Are you still in contact with the question asker? Please (i'm serious) ask them: "the fish is in the box, right?"
please ask it exactly like this and let us know the outcome.
>>707610970
Fish email?
Fish is now in your inbox?
Always wondered why ppl don't understand that a riddle is based on logic not bullshit. It is either a physical existence (so is in the box) or theoretical so would fall into the you don't know until you open the box argument. Logic states it has to be one or the other. Either way your mate is a mega twat and needs castrating or sterilising.
>>707618700
I will see him tomorrow. I already have that answer but maybe he didn't hear me say "right?" I will ask again.
>>707610970
which
>>707619014
If he continues to dodge your answers, punch him in the face for me.
t. a guy who understands how riddles work
>>707619153
this
fucking obnoxious
>>707619153
I will do that, you have my word.
(PPAP)I have a fish. I have a box.
Ugh... Fishbox
>>707619760
Kek. Legit first thing I thought about
The fish is a lie, just like the cake
The fish is in my possession
>>707610970
the true fish has been in you all the time
>>707610970
The fish is in the riddle.
>>707610970
in your hand
