ITT: The last three digits is the amount of times you will have sex before you die.
.
haha let's see
Check em
I can achieve!
0?
I'll take the last digit, honestly
I'M GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH SEX!
>>707610642
roll
I don't even like sex, I'm a virgin!
So what.
I'm going to need five digits.
That completes one hand.
at least 1
yay me
Triple diple d
>>707611039
>>707611042
>>707611057
>>707611057
Must be a zombie cuz I've got my jimmy waxed more times than that
>>707610642
Last three digits is optimistic, rolling anyway.
>>707610642
lol only 3 digits?
its not like Im going to get something under 1 so lets rell
Rioll
rolld
Roll
cheese gromit
never have, never will
>>707611374
ALL THE CHEESE IS GONE!
CHECK EM WALLACE!
>>707610642
Inb4 000
>>707610642
i want to be a wizard
>>707610642
> 3 digits
>>707611493
MFW WE GOT CHEESE BUT NO CRACKERS!
>>707611594
i need cheese or else i will get aids
>>707611754
the fuck?
>inb4 000
Roll
incoming 000
there are people who want 000 for shits and giggles, but at least i'll have a hearty sex life
test
roll god help us all
Roll
:^)
roll
test?
I'll take it betches - 959
>>707612000
lol
>>707610642
000 get
>>707612000
fucking kek'd
>>707612000
Winr-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>707612000
Roll
000 get
>>707610642
Rolling for 000
0x3
000?
>>707612227
>>707612252
you guys are really late
>>707612000
rolling for 666
0 get
Roll bitch
>>707612000
Top kek
>>707610642
So only under year left?
pls no virgin
>>707611754
I laughed way more at that then I should have
>>707610642
>entire thread is 000s
>>707612413
And does 3 hours count of one or is it 3 times?
rollin
>>707610642
000 get
>>707610642
tits
C'mon 009
001 I bet
Roll for 0
Сука
Check em
Сука блять
give me that 1
roll
>>707610642
Hehe
>>707610642
Roll
I'm finally guaranteed 0 trips
>inb4 000
Rofl
check em'
>>707610642
Lyyyfe
Already in 5 digits. Plenty of time left.
Roll for 34
roll
>>707610642
Rollerino
>>707612000
Virgin wizard trips.
>>707610642
rell
rollan mc dolan
bles
lol worth it
Inb4 00
>>707610642
Anything above 0 is a lie.
Roll the blunt
>>707614429
Damn 9 digits too high...
>>707610642
roollin
Roll
roll-ing
rawling
>>707610642
ghahahahahh hah ashdhasko ASrol
>>707611754
Silly Pooh bear.
000 get
This can't be real
Hopee
000
>>707610642
lolz
rool
Pls gimme over 9000
Rolling again
000 get
>>707610642
I'm ready.
001 get
000 get
Hi
Rollypollyinmyspegettioli
>>707610642
Serious roll
>>707610642
rolling for lots
>>707610642
what
Doesn't matter, had sex
>>707610642
rolling
Fackin lodes
yeet
I hope I get laid finally
>>707610642
Roll for 000
I'm a realist
i dont want to die a kv
>>707610642
>>707610642
Need 4 digits sir
>>707610642
ROLL TO THE ROLL GODS
>>707610642
roll
Roll
>max is 999
That's kind of depressing in itself, but here goes
Ayy
>>707610642
555 get
>>707610642
002 get
ROLLAN
>>707610642
ro11
000 get
>>707610642
Quards
>>707615240
Don't you just keep loosing sex point hahahaha
>>707610642
000 get.
>000 get
>>707610642
I've had sex appx 4,524 times in my life.
So 3 digits just ain't gonna cut it.
>>707610642
Rallin
come on
losers
Nigga I'll die a virgin.
>>707612000
:^]
Roll
Finger guns
>>707616012
Kek
6666 get
>>707610642
inb4 000
>>707610642
rell
Hope its true
This thread, like all other threads, will 404...
Why the flying fuck did I just say something obvious...
Rolll
>>707610642
gimme
>>707616507
i would take even these 7
000 get
>>707610642
roll
roll
Rolling for 000.
I've literally already had sex over 1000 times so this thread doesn't do much for me. 995+ times were with the same female though so it takes away a bit of the accomplishment.
>>707612000
You poor bastard.
>>707610642
roll
>>707616666
shit quads
>>707616666
>Quads must be true, right?
>>707616666
Oh lawd.
>>707612000
^This dude got the true number.
el rollo
Roll
padum tsss
rolling
>>707610642
000
>>707610642
Mmk
>>707616807
It's underwhelming tbh.
>>707617003
WHAT THE FUCK NO
>>707616666
holy fuck
>>707616994
>994
>toplel
>>707610642
000 get
Fag
000 GET
Make it 2 digits
I am realistic
>>707616800
Sticking your dick in the same female for 10 years is tedious. Not much exciting ever happens but you at least know how to touch her without thinking about it or making an ass of yourself.
o
okei
>>707617204
it worked!
suber sigadelig
Let's see if I really will be a wizard. C'mon trips zero.
Roll
Roll
>>707617301
Damn, that's a lie
>>707610642
I am a man of realism, so only last digit for me.
>>707610642
roll
>>707610642
leggo
>>707610642
alright gimme this.
Rolling for 000
no 000 plz
>>707617408
fuccking hell reroll.
999
roll
Role
roll
>>707612000
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WINRAR
>>707616666
Satan in a committed relationship?
deldwdadadgfdgv
>>707617241
4 times seems a little optimistic. Wow. I just hope it isn't with my sister.
>>707616666
Rollin rollin rollin
ROllerinOoO
Roll
>>707610642
>>implying no one here will have sex more than 999 times before they die
I was weirdly compulsive about tracking how many times I had sex last year. It totaled 137 times, not counting blowjobs. I started having sex 9 years ago, so I'm probably close to the max roll already.
:^)
fuck
>>707618436
And I've definitely already exceeded my roll.
ez
Go
>>707610642
Rolling for 000
Well
Meem
Roll
>>707610642
let's go nigga
nigel farage is a cunt
Rolling for 000
0 Trips Get!
Let's see
Let's see
>>707610642
oh boi here i come
999 cuz im herman cain
>>707619940
uh i mean, now i am herman cain
>>707610642
kkk
lets take the last 4 digits to make it more realistic for me cus im not a socially awkward retard like the rest of /b/
>>707620008
RIP in pepperonis
>>707620008
Oh fuck me.
roll
kms
0 baby
>>707620030
ok, you can take the 4th digit
>>707610642
fuck it, roll
>>707610642
let's get some
>>707610642
I' m the sexgod
Roll
>>707610642
Sex
Roll
Ima get dat 00 brah
>>707620899
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>707610642
memeroll
Rollendo
Probs 003
>>707621000
Damn son
>>707621000
tipkok
>>707621000
Lel
gogogo
Rolling is stupid
Roll
>>707621000
That's it, pack it up kiddos.
>>707621000
hahahahahahha
>>707610642
999 plz
>>707621000
fag
>>707621000
A true wizard
Better be high, caralho.
roll
>>707621000
watch me get 000 trips. or something lower than 15
Imb4 0 trip get
Roll for curiosity
>>707610642
: ^ )
Roll
Roll
I want to be a whore
>Inb4 000
>Inb4 0
Rollin for 000.
fuck
>>707610642
rolll
>>707610642
check my triple ots
>>707610642
go on
Inb4 000
xd 000
>>707610642
U mad?
L-let's see
>>707610642
What happens if I get quints
>>707622222
very nice
rollerino
>>707612000
>>707621000
what did they mean with this
>>707622222
u will fuck 222 times, thats what
>>707622222
yeah, imagine if that happened
rollin
>>707622222
check em
Roll
>>707610642
here we go
kk
Roll
>>inb4 000
kachow
>>707622222
