ask me anything
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ask me anything
>>707597639
What inclined you to post here today?
do you film police and other people following you
>>707597639
Those eggs look like tits.
>>707597696
my unquenchable need for attention
>>707597765
i don't think i get followed
Post your eggs
>>707597639
JUST EAT THE FUCKING EGGS
I know who you are
>>707597971
>>707598063
i ate the eggs
>>707598204
irl or online?
It's not easy being green
small tits
>>707597639
Let me see your left eye.
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying. Of course not.
>>707598272
both
>>707598650
from school ?
do i know you or do you use know me
>>707598272
Put the plate in your shirt and pretend you have one big flat hard titty
>>707598553
Here ya go
>>707598623
Do you control the news media?
>>707598553
got a good pic for u
>>707597639
What Happened to /b ?
in the good old days if someone tried being an att whore it was tits or gtfo
now is just this faggotry
>>707597639
people arent even asking for a time stamp! What is wrong with you?
>>707598976
No.
>>707597639
What is there for dinner ?
Post your right nipple
>>707597639
Can i see some tits
>>707599169
not sure, waiting for mummy to come home and make something.
is it supposed to burn when I pee?
Show thighs
>>707599055
>if someone tried being an att whore it was tits or gtfo
That was only if the attention whore was asking for something, at first.
Which days of the week you take the trash out?
>>707597639 (OP)
tits or gtfo
>>707599134
Then you can't stop it. :(
>>707599322
she asked you to quench her need for attention, literally
>>707599297
Tendies?!?!
>>707599301
no, see a doctor. you might have a uti.
>>707599328
tuesday or monday, not sure which
>>707599305
k
Show bra
>>707599559
do you have a bra on? if yes, can I see it? if no, can I see it?
how was the eggs.
Show the top left corner of your right buttcheek
>>707599559
How often do you take the trash out, is it constant on every tuesday-monday?
Show bellybutton and go to sleep
>>707599406
re-read the post i replied to
i wasn't talking about this thread in specific
>>707599297
Can I kiss you in the neck ?
>>707597639
bunch of pedos, I notice nobody asked age for a reason
>>707599913
If the age isn't brought up, it isn't illegal.
How big is your feminine benis
>>707597639
Be my gf
>>707599991
exactly
>>707597639
Do you prefer Twizzlers or Red Vines?
>>707599559
you dont have pierced ears? are you a trap?
>>707599559
I see a bulge, show panties.
>>707600173
HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT. Confirmed trap
Is a guy!
>>707600173
Thanks for ruining it for me, faggot
>>707599043
Now lips?
>>707598623
Heard any news from the other provinces?
>>707600173
Ah shit
>>707600365
OP vanished, gone forever and will be back in the future for the same post without timestamp.
do you like pizza?
How was egg
>>707597639
what's your credit card number and ccv?
>>707600534
This is not a feels thread tho...
>>707600173
anyone who believes this is proven underaged who doesn't understand how sweatpants work
Show penis OP
Deja vu rn tbh fam
>>707600722
I spy some hormone induced titties
Goddamn traps I swear
>>707600467
I've heard of more oblivion gates opening up around Cyrodil, is this true?
>>707600722
timestamp antits or pussy to believe
>>707600722
how old are you?
>>707600722
I don't live in a place where my balls will freeze so I don't wear sweatpants and those aren't sweatpants. Show panties or you're a guy you fat fuck.
>>707600854
Farewell!
>>707600722
Dont care if trap, I like your titties, they pink?
and please timestamp. even just a paper with your sweatpants
>>707600860
You're a fucking fag
HOW THE FUCK WAS EGG
>>707600722
you have guy hands... suspect
>>707597639
May we see your boobs?
>>707600722
Show me your ribs, stomach? You seems to be pretty skinny, I like that.
>>707600980
it was pretty ok, i used butter to grease up the pan and it was really slippery. i wish i made scrambled egg instead.
>>707601122
Nigga, is the tits out of question? tell me so I decide if i stay or leave this thread
>>707597639
Why aren't you at school?
why have we not removed waring labels ?
>>707601207
Because he has cancer, did you notice how skinny he is?
Feet or tits
>>707601122
Cute freckles
Was that you
>>707601337
damn, really looks like him/her
Are you the same girl in pic?
If so are you really a heroin addict?
>>707601337
l33t ^
>>707600722
What's your stance in human cloning and genetic manipulation
This thread is fucking garbage. It needs more Undertale and less cockaddicted barely legal attentionwhore sluts who secretly want to have a throbbing cock forced into their tight, immature pussy, not even for the act of being fucked, but because a big cock like that is gonna split them open and hurt bad, and they'll love it.
>>707597639
They're on to you. abandon thread OP
You're qt op
>>707601415
Clearly not u fggt.
>>707601415
DELET THIS
>>707600722
youre waiting for your mummy, you said it yourself. you are underage b& cunt
>>707601608
Nahhh you're the faggot, faggot
Wether you are a trap or not you're a 10/10 and i wanna fuck you so hard
>>707598753
Well i used to know you
>>707597639
If i can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means.
In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because i'd like to put my cock in you.
When you make a post like, "hurr, durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the internet.
The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
tl;dr: tits or GET THE FUCK OUT.
>>707597639
Huh if pics are you, you look just like someone I usd to know.
Let me give you a bit of advice that fucked her life over though;
Don't move into someone you meet at /b/ they will put you in a cage and make you their maid.
Also don't date people from WoW they will guilt you into fucking them. And they're in WHEELCHAIRS. That shit can't be good fucking.
>>707601634
no
>>707601730
wanna contact me? did you know me from an old school or something?
you don't have to tell me who you are.
>>707601634
u got gotten
>>707597639
titticus gtfoiticus
show use your tits so we can see your age
>>707597639
>ask me anything
could you please take of your clothes?
Delet this
>>707597639
how are you?
>>707601046
this
>>707601976
eeh
sorry but i don't really wanna do this
>>707602001
You almost got trips while furthering my getting gotten
>>707597639
dear based poster, please, my balls are blue as shit. ive been on wheelchair for over a year now. and consequently havent had sex for that last year. let me please jack off to you so i can be happy for at least a while
Why do you losers respond to her? She hasn't posted tits or her dick. Fucking niggers, man.
>>707602141
it's cool. met a lot of people in my life.
i'd understand, especially if you're from my old school which was way smaller. no one would want the connotations associated with using 4chan
LLEEEEEEESSSSSSS DDDUUUUU IIIIITTT
AAAAAMMMM CCUCKEEEDD
WANNE FUCK SEVERELY THIS GRILL
>>707602102
there here or where says the little buttlerfly
>>707602170
Wish I did! but really, no tits for us? just say no if not, so I can wank to someone else
/b/ros she is nice grill
now show us the treasure m'lady
>>707602332
Sorry mr. Offbyone kenobi, maybe if you can get trips
>>707602330
I will end your life you miserable cunt
year fedofag is right
let us feast on something
>>707602415
If this gets trips, i wanna see tits
>>707602415
if I can get trips, do I get tits, or a livechat cam? =)
>>707602587
what is your favorite book, OP?
>>707602578
Roll
>>707602632
Catcher in the rye because Holden is qt and an angsty teenager
>>707602724
>>707602295
ty for understanding
was kind of a surprise to see you there
I'm not saying that you should do it, but -
when will you kill yourself and will you stream it?
>>707602724
Uhm OP you're kinda cute can you post more pics of yourself? ^^
>>707597639
some fellow guy is a big fan of you. can you send some nice words to him? thanksssss
>>707602821
hope you're doing well, whoever you are, and thanks for not forgetting me l-like everyone else :(
you know my fb if you ever wanna talk
do this cumdumpster
>>707602724
timestamp cut off?
not using cameroid.com?
NOT OP
>>707602724
Wow you may not be a grill but you are a fucking pussy, why don't you do something interesting for a fucking change
>>707602415
Hey ya dumb cunt, how about I post ur information. Including your shitty reddit account and all your pictures from imgur that you uploaded. Show your tits you fucking mongloid
>>707601122
Nice green eyes
>>707603022
I actually have lewds of her, wanna see? :^)
>>707602950
I like this Joint Photographic Experts Group
>>707600722
>>707603025
Try me faggot, I don't believe you have that info. This is me calling your dumb shit boner driven bluff.
>>707603086
Eliza..is there any chance u still do skype calls? and are you in the discord /b/ since here is somone with the same voice as you ;)
>>707603187
Will do, faggot. I'll create a shitty reddit account and message you with it all, you fucking nigger
>>707603220
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>>707603086
I do, but really doubt you have anything...
she looks like a prude
>>707603086
I want to see something better than plain tits, I bet the pussy is a cutter
>>707603316
you have this info and only want boobs?
Wait is your name eliza or is it ciara
>>707602903
hope you're doing well too!
unrelated question. anybody know how to save snapchat pictures now? casper hasnt worked in a couple weeks.
>>707603399
I've got plenty but I'm not actually gonna share anything, you /b/tard fucks are not worthy of this camwhore's divine pussy
Have some more Flowey instead
>>707603486
She is, I actually want to drink her blood straight from her cuts. She's a hot little fucked up whore
>>707603316
hey, i'm not the one you responded to, but what does the username start and end with so i can respond or read it
>>707598623
Be more sensitive. Can't get around from that arrow in the knee
>>707597639
Here's one for you. It's a real doozy.
How has inflation affected the price of gold?
>>707597639
can we have some boob pix from you?
post tits or the doll dies
>>707602903
ugh im not using fb anymore but was nice talking to you
even if you don't really know who you're talking too
Eliza i'm your biggest fan. Can I get an autograph?
>>707603923
my e-mail is also [email protected] if you want to send an anonymous one.
>>707597639
Why won't you love me?
There was a 19 yr old few months back who said she had cancer and regretted never having sex and never getting to see the next two avengers movies, if it wasn't bullshit she may be dead by now, but that thread at least was interesting unlike this shit
i loveyou because of your freckles you idiot jew demon
>>707597639
POST SOLES OP
>>707604037
Here loser. Threads full of your cam whoring. http://4archive.org/board/r9k/thread/27502233
OP what are ya even duin to those Leggs??
You homeless maybe? Home was catching fire? Your cockeing skills dont Luke that good..
I can give you my Skype for some home alone survival advices..
>>707597639
look at OP
unrelated question. anybody know how to save snapchat pictures now? casper hasnt worked in a couple weeks ..
OP has been baited, dumb cunt
>>707604416
>http://4archive.org/board/r9k/thread/27502233
it's not really a secret.
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>>707604416
My name is xXSwaGGy-Quarlax [FaZe], Interplanetary Diplomat for the Andromeda Galaxy. I would like to begin this message by assuring you that I am not a camping faggot, nor will my people attempt to quick scope you. Although we have amassed many 360 no scopes throughout our collective lives, we come with a message of peace. I hope to make clear that this is a knife-only match and we will not be attempting any faggotry, nor will we feed mid. We wish only to share our swag amongst your people, you fucking aim botting hackers.
My clan and I have traveled many millions of light years in search of sentient life, visiting thousands of planets in an attempt to make contact and find the dankest kush. While we have been forced to pwn many noobs and fuck countless mothers on several of those worlds, reking their shit harder than a Haitian Earthquake, we only did so out of self-preservation. None of those planets held any life beyond the hostile and untamable, nor any blunts to blaze upon. It was truly us against them; however, we wish to make it clear that we do have blood on our hands. We, as an intergalactic species, understand that trust is founded upon honesty, and thus tell you retard hackers of our former faggotry. That said, we assure you that your obese, apartment dwelling neckbeards will stand safely beside us and shall never be shrekt.
We first located your planet nearly six Earth years ago and have been monitoring your communication devices, which you call “X-Box,” to learn your jargon and construct our message of peace. We hope that you understand our dialect and not see us as pay 2 win feeders. In order to further express our good faith, we have amassed a large collection of Code Red Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos, which we would like to share with your MLG pros. We hope you accept our offering in peace, and that you not fuck our mothers. We wish only to become allies with you, the faggot tryhards of Earth.
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>>707604095
Just..live with it.She wont love any of us.
>>707604037
I wish I had your eyes
Fuck im not tryna be a total fag but legit she is the girl of my dreams
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NEEDS MOAR PICS.
You are seriously cute
OP is confirmed qt
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Peter! Get OFF the internet!
No!
I'm almost enjoying my CUCKING!
>>707606978
>>707604037
I'll keep it
i might send you somthing if i feel like it
homo
this shit is dead
GO BACK TO /R9K/ YOU FUCKING ROASTIE
Weez great powah,
cums great responsibilities.
