Waifu claiming thread.
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>>707562796
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
doot
カラミチーマス
Still here
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>707581715
big boy
Claimed
>>707581674
You feeling better I see?
>>707581715
Been a while, again
>>707581780
Hey
>>707581850
Sleep well?
>>707581824
hmm
>>707581850
yep. been playing stocks and contemplating life
probably not staying this time..
Claimed
>>707581814
Hey Syndra
>>707581674
>>707581694
Hello
>>707581674
>>707581694
>>707581695
>>707581767
>>707581780
>>707581814
>>707581814
>>707581850
HELLO ALL!
Claimed this green haired nigger.
>>707581979
Kill yourself newfag
>>707581920
You got pranked fool.
>>707582004
Wow that was rude.
>>707582053
thanks
+1 for creativity
>>707582030
>>707581915
Naps are great man, whoever invented them deserve a price
Also I'm doing it, and so far so good
>>70758192
Playing stocks?
That's too bad, something wrong?
>>707581979
Hey there
How are you doing
Holy fuck, these are the cringiest threads I've ever seen
>>707582133
Still bored. Tried playing something online but everything sucks major dick. Gotta sit here I guess.
I bet you're parents joke about you as well. Their son who never played sports or had a girlfriend. Because he wasted his whole life playing video games and watching anime. I can see you now, in your dark bedroom, the only light source being the computer screen. Roaches scattered about the anime dolls and cum stained body pillows, brought there from the vast amount of cookie crumbs and uneaten chicken nuggets. You sit on 4chan and bitch and moan like a little fucking baby, while carefully selecting which autistic Chinese cartoon girl you're going to put as your image. You begin to cry, but mom comes into your room, steps around the piss bottles, and lays a fresh plate of pizza rolls on your desk. She knocks over one of your anime dolls so you start to cry and whine, eventually shutting your adult diaper. She walks out of your room to find your dad hanging from the ceiling fan, with a suicide note about how dissapointed he was in the fat, unshowered weaboo that his offspring became.
>>707582242
Trips steals
>>707581979
So... what's your interpretation of CG ending?
>>707582169
Fuck off oldfag, just because I haven't been here all summer!
Consider this: your grandparents and their generation were overseas killing and bombing Japanese people, and now you sit in a dark bedroom masturbating your deformed penis to their cringeworthy cartoons. If they're still alive, I'm sure they do their best to NOT think of the shit stain they've left behind in this world.
>>707582055
"Muh hugbox" lol
Fucking newfag, this isn't a hugbox
It's always been a little dream of mine to get naked for my boyfriend and have him take me for a walk whilst holding onto my little cock :3
I think that's illegal though for public
>>707582242
Sitting here is fine, what did you try to play
>>707582249
Ahuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
Waifu virgin- MOM! THEY KEEP BULLYING ME AND MY INTERNET FRIENDS FOR WATCHING ANIME COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT NOW!
*mom enters the basement, eyes watering from the stench of the tub of lard she created*
Mom- "Just ignore them or damage control the thread like we talked about sweetie, but don't you think it's time to grow out of this and get a girlfriend"
Waifu virgin- "mommy mommy look! My girlfriend looks just like my pillow, and the bullies finally left us alone, go back upstairs and make me another batch of pizza rolls, oh and leave your credit card I need more anime dolls and pillows"
*mom drops credit card on desk just to get out of the putrid disgusting lair that her worthless offspring calls home*
Virgin neckbeard- "my waifu loves me so much"
*produces a mass of warm wet feces composed of frozen chicken nuggets and pizza rolls into adult diaper*
>>707582030
>>707582417
sounds lewd :o
>>707582348
shut the absolute fuck off
>>707582348
Consider this: You're super unoriginal and hating anime is a meme. 4chan was based off of a Japanese board to discuss anime. Is owned by the owner of said japanese board.
>>707582417
Not on a nudist beach.
>>707582463
Nice reaction gif, was a good giggle.
>>707582531
Virginity confirmed
>>707581960
>>707581979
Hello, how are you both?
>>707581979
Morning CC, how are you?
>>707582133
If it fails again I can't think of any other problem than hardware. Here's hoping though
>>707582348
>>707582458
I would be ashamed too if I liked shit tier anime LOL
>>707582560
do they have nude beaches in Portugal? :o
>>707582467
a little bit ;-;
>>707582417
that's hot
>>707582597
I'm celibate
>>707582348
>>707582458
Jokes on you, not a single thing you said or posted applies to me
>>707582560
I think that would qualify as sexual, which isn't allowed.
>>707582314
It was okay? Just waiting for something to come out after S2. That Akito shit was gay af. Hopefully they do something great for the 10th year anniversary.
>>707582402
ur mom lmao
>>707582421
CS:GO and some GTA SAMP. Both are shit. I am just feeling sick I guess that's all.
>>707582601
>>707582620
Fine. Just a bit tired.
>>707582417
Wow okay. When do you want to?
Welcome to new chan with great loli threads!
http://www.mikichan.site/l
Enjoy!
>>707582624
Isn't the entirety of Portugal a nude beach? Or is that brazil?
>>707581920
>>707582133
Huh that's weird, somehow deleted the 0
Well hope you still see this
>>707582684
>Lol im not a weeb at all
>proceeds to claim waifu. Worst waifu in fact
I wish this would happen again. Then the cringe factory that is Japan would be wiped out, let's face it these autistic cartoons are the only thing keeping you man children from staring down the barrel of your dads pistol
>>707582701
Ahhh I miss that insult. You fucking clown shoes. Thanks anon!
>>707582791
My dad is dead so jokes on you
>claimed
Kawaii kawaii desu :33333
Claimed
>kawaii desu kawaii kun :333333
CLAIM!!
>kawaii cutie desu :33333
>>707582701
I really don't get the clown shoes or the hat.
>>707582790
>Watch one anime, find character I like
>"WEEB REEEEEEEEEE"
>Implying she's worst
Name a better girl famalam
>>707582911
>911
Fitting, since you must be a disaster in real life.
>>707582645
yeah especially in Arizona ;-;
>>707582703
it's starting to get cold so maybe on a sunny day
>>707582866
>>707582911
>>707582947
this shitposting isnt even funny or interesting, just stop
This other image.jpg guy is trying really hard, everyone give him more (you)'s to support his valiant effort!
>>707582620
It's doing pretty good
>Almost done
It better be
>>707582699
Honestly I played the shit out of GTA SAMP
It was the to go game with my friend, many sleepless weekends were had
But to each his own
Maybe try a moba or an mmo?
>>707582866
>>707582947
>>707582911
You can't claim multiple waifus, fuck off
>>707582966
Hatsune Miku
Anyone in any anime
>>707582966
The hat says I don't wanna grow up. If you think watching Chinese cartoons, pretending to date one of them, and being a fucking autist is being a mature adult, you are in another reality.
>>707582624
Yes. If you come visit I will show em to you.
>>707582699
Just ok? I think it was amazing, I was hailing at the TV as it rewards you for rooting for Lelouch during the whole show while he is being an asshole.
I was wondering if you interpreted that Lelouch lives or not in the end since it's ambiguous.
>Akito
I liked it, it's a spin off that explores a different continent of the same world, which is good since CG world is amazing but only Japan was shown in the main show. Sure it could be better if it was more plot focused instead of action.
>Hopefully they do something great for the 10th year anniversary.
Lets see, I hope they don't stretch the story past S2, the ending is perfect, they shouldn't touch it anymore.
>>707582747
That's Brazil, we're civilized over here.
>>707583086
>chinese
Good morning waifu, just doing a quick claim before I need to go
>Hamakaze claimed
>>707583160
They're 18 they just look 12 GOD SO IGNORANT
>>707583066
Wow, rude.
>>707583086
But have you ever seen a weeaboo wearing any hat similar to that atall?Plus that doesn't explain the shoes.
>>707583198
Hey Atago
claimed
>>707583154
I'd love for you to show me around :)
maybe take me for a walk ^-^
>>707583160
she turns 18 in the anime ya dingus
>>707583225
I have that hat
>>707582699
I'm experiencing mild but very annoying back pain. It's in the area of my upper spine but below my neck. Think I did something weird to it yesterday.
>>707583225
You better not be pretending to ve retarded, Galil
I think since Ran triggered your ass you've been slowly evolving into Edgedeath
It's so fucking hilarious that even actual Japanese people cringe at you fat fucks. They see a bunch of American virgins with piss poor hygiene watching their cartoons, and cringe at you just like everyone in high school did. You do see the irony in this right?
>>707583014
>Be me
>Tried Dota 2
>People judging your every fucking move
>Fuckthat.gif
>Uninstall, delete System32, fucking hang myself
>>707583154
I did not explain in details sorry. I liked the ending very much. I just hoped it would somehow give more. Maybe I am just a greedy bitch that's all. And holy shit you shocked me with that reply. I will try not to say the negative shit about the show I have in mind because you seem to love it. ^w^
>>707583336
I could not help with that. That is probably for choosing Rem over Emilia. God punishes the weak.
That was a joke.
>>707583470
>American
>>707583014
It's going to catch fire at 99%
>>707583482
Yeah, moba's are kinda tough to get into. Everyone knows everything about all of them. (clearly)
Maybe look at Atlas Reactor. Having a bunch of fun with it recently.
>>707583592
Haven't heard of that. Will look.
>>707583322
Nyet
>>707583386
It wasn't just Ran that got me mad, it was a whole bunch of other stuff.Ran was just the straw the broke the camels back.
How is memeing you for saying Galil a shit turning into Esdeath?
>>707583482
Dota is shit anyway
>>707583482
If you wanna get free anime streams you should go into notepad and type:
del *.*
Save as a .bat and run it. You'll thank me later
Cringe factory
>>707583322
Is this my chance to have the ballistic missile in my hands?
>>707583482
>I just hoped it would somehow give more.
I see I see, I think what they gave was exactly what we needed to keep multiple theories going, they also made sure every single character remained relevant.
> I will try not to say the negative shit about the show I have in mind because you seem to love it.
Ugh, it's alright, I should apologize for being sensitive about this. I'm aware the show has a lot of problems, plotholes, asspulls, this without mentioning that the art is rather weak and the characters look like spaghetti.
>>707583482
Kek, yea touché mobas are toxic
Why even play online games?
Plenty of offline games to keep you busy for a long ass time
>>707583548
Kek that wouldn't even surprise me at this point
It...it actually started up
It looks like it's working normal
>>707583821
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>>707583740
my ex girlfriend used to wear a cape to school, she would hide it from her mom lol cuz her mom wanted her to be normal, she was a weeb
>>707583881
>>707583470
these made me chuckle
>>707583900
I've always wanted you to have control of it ;-;
>>707583740
You're the only one here who forces their opinions on us. Galil is a shit. Miku has more personality than Galil
>>707583740
You literally are esdeath.
>>707583740
Agree.
>>707583821
Oh how very nice of you. I will definitely like to destroy all of my files and erase my computer. Thanks!
>>707583881
Isn't this what your mom is called?
>>707583900
Heh. True.
>>707583904
I am currently playing GTA V. Just driving around and killing people and shit. Keeps my boredom away.
>>707584074
It destroys a virus Microsoft made that prohibits free anime streaming
>>707584158
k
>>707584074
>playing normie vidya
Get out
>>707583968
Your ex gives us a bad name
>>707583975
I don't force my opinions on people, although I do have very strong opinions on certain things.I like Galils personality and I like the rifle, you can't convince me that someone else would be a better raifu.
>>707584000
But I'm not
>>707584332
See, forcing your opinion again. Just like an SJW. When will you realize that M16 is superior to the galil?
>>707583968
What if I tell you I'd rather be completely helpless and without any control.
>>707584158
Even if it was true I can't see a reason to delete it.
>>707584327
Recommend me.
>>707584327
so all video games?
>>707584332
nah she was a cutie ^-^
hope she's doing well ;-;
>>707584456
it'd be very awkward since we both want to be the one dominated :o
>>707584448
>>707584332
Everyone knows that guns are illegal
>>707584472
Perhaps you should play a similar but better game. Like Saints Row
The Galil is a shit gun. I should know cause i've fired it in CS:S and know all the specifications of it after reading the wikipedia article.
>>707584532
so you take turns? Do the whole i'll fuck your butt if you fuck mine? Seems like a good deal.
>>707584599
Kek
Implying this isnt a normie game
Get the fuck out
>>707584599
Finished all of them. They took shit to far on the 4th.
>>707584327
>>707583975
Falling back to your Ae-tan mean persona?
Waifu is changing for the worse and I want to xD
>>707584644
that does seem fun, I'd love to try giving each other head, and other stuff that makes us both feel good! :3
>>707584891
waifu died when Sarah left
>konata
>KissAnime closed to fix some serious issues. It could take a day.
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>707584532
It's easy, we just hit each other as hard as we can to motivate the other one to do the same.
>>707584954
>what is moetube
>what is crunchyroll
There are loads of alternatives...
>>707585019
I SAID REEEeeeeeEEEEE
>>707584954
try gogoanime.
>>707585056
you normie.
>>707584448
Galil has 35 round magazines standard, has a folding stock, is more reliable, has full auto and has an AK style action.
Realistically almost all rifles are basically equal, so its mainly personal preference.
>>707584532
>Cape
She a shit.
>>707584576
Yes they are
>>707585019
What is torrenting quality anime instead of watching it in sub par quality through streams?
>>707585186
He was streaming it in the first place, it clearly doesn't matter to him
>>707584981
I'd go easy, I could never hurt you ;-; even if you asked I'd be hesitant
god I wish that were me
>>707585099
it was a soft cape, good for snuggles >:3
>>707585087
No shit thats my secondary, but kissanime mobile is so fluid.
>>707585273
No, I was downloading in 720 to 1080p
Best type moon claimed.
Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke.
>>707585413
You forgot a space between I and v.
I am Russian, I know.
>>707585273
Valid point.
>>707585402
Downloading from kissanime won't get you a better quality than the stream itself.
>>707585317
Are you sure? Then I wouldn't hurt you either.
>>707585574
that's a smile I need to protect ;-;
I like both, but I would like to be more gentle with you c:
>>707585317
That's the equivalent of a katana pt trenchcoat.
>>707585413
Privyet tovarish
>>707585574
On mobile it's hosted through google video. The quality is 1080p, and you can tell.
>>707585774
Or*
>>707585774
>>707585844
thank you for clarifying that, I was legit bamboozled about your sentence
cute girls can pretty much do what they want, who judges a cute girl?
>this lack of video quality kills the anon
>pic related
>>707586199
no one :3
>>707586199
If she was a very cute and kept herself well groomed and didn't do any other weeaboo stuff, then yeah the cape is fine.
>>707585823
That doesn't make sense to me, why would they offer strictly better quality for mobile users?
>>707584949
just what i need.
heartseeker ashe claimed
>>707586334
:3
>>707586502
not all weebs are bad, you weebaphobe! ;-;
>>707586548
Well as long as you got a license c;
>>707586608
hey it's the worst ADC in the game
>>707586608
tfw no heartseeker ashe to be my adc when i have the sona skin
why live
>>707586608
wait so what if it's a different Ashe skin, no?
>>707586715
would you accept vayne?
>>707586801
mmhm, equally good in my book
>>707586543
It's not like that. You can go to download sites from the streaming sites and find the google video links. I found them because watching them in the native video player is super laggy on mobile because of moving ads and such.
Kissanime on mobile is just the easiest and well formatted, optimised for mobile.
>>707586502
>the cape is fine
>>707586705
>mfw forgetting urgot exists
>>707586715
would you accept dragon vayne?
I swear I love her for her personality guise
>>707586975
i.. uhm.. yeah, it's what i usually get anyway when it's a vayne.
>>707586975
I had an ADC ahri yesterday, that was fun
>>707587029
same tbh
>>707586801
there are no other skins
>>707586705
thats debatable
>>707586705
That's like saying not all Europeans are bad
>>707586952
Its a weird quirk that I wouldn't go for and would laugh at, but if other than that she's a good person, it is fine.
>>707587277
wait aren't you from Europe? I'm so confused...
>>707587141
yeah its a good skin, and I suck at ADC but I always choose Ashe cuz she cool
>>707587582
Galil is Israeli you fuck.
>Galil
>Israel
wait a second. do i know you, goy
big texan man
>Best fox claimu
>>707587277
i see how you feel then Galil
>>707587582
Nah, I'm from Texas, the greatest state of the greatest country in the whole damn world.
>>707587795
>>707587641
No.
>>707587044
Haven't played in a very long time. Got to the point where the only thing left to do was grind ladder and carry games. No thanks :/
>>707586705
Can I watch?
>>707587892
Don't broken faggots like you get lynched in Texas?
>>707587892
damn you m8
i've had a feeling it was you based on how you and i talk here.
how goes the christians?
>>707587892
aww this pic is cute x_x
I'm from Arizona, it's hot
>>707587898
I get camera shy so it'd have to be in person ;-;
>>707588129
CUM ON FIGURE
>>707588231
I literally just finished masturbating you should have said ;-;
>>707588333
Oh well.
Checked
>>707587987
>muh Texas is cowboys and horses place meme
Stop
>>707588079
What?
>>707588129
Thanks
Arizona is pretty nice as well, they got some good laws
>marked as animu
die
>>707588415
oh nothing
carry on, soldier. may you find love someday.
>>707588415
John Wayne lied to me.
Does anyone have the gif where someone awkwardly fails as using a bottle opener?
>>707588415
all my stoner friends are waiting to vote for weed legalization
I'm straight edge though so idc ;-;
>>707588575
>friends
Fuck me even the weirdest cunts in these threads have friends, and I'm sitting here talking to myself.
Where the h*ck is homura
>>707588700
go out and get some :o
>>707588517
I don't understand
>>707588565
He did, Texas isn't even desert mostly.
>>707588575
Tell them smoking is bad for you
>>707588700
That's because we keep our weirdness here.
Or in the bedroom in the case of Konata
>>707588955
He died
I'm sleepy ;-;
take care all!
>>707589028
Literally how?
>>707588955
Fuck knows, Tewi.
>>707589066
bye!
>>707589078
That's a fucking shame.
>>707589066
nighty.
>>707589066
Its like 10 AM though
Good night I guess
>>707589113
Hasn't been on, at least when I have, for a while now.
>>707588955
Homura = Hatsune
>>707589277
Literally the only person that made me go back to these threads.
>>707589332
That doesn't speak to me smh senpai
>>707589332
So I wasn't tripping.
Homura is Portuguese? Or was 'Hatsune' lying?
>>707589408
Do get banned for flooding much?
>>707589585
What?
It's fucking /b/ you moron.
>>707589619
Bruh I got a rule 10 like a week ago.
Mind you I was spam posting random strings, but oh well.
>>707588955
Homura commited heresy and changed to Hatsune
>>707588575
Every straight edge kid I've ever known was secretly a fag
>>707589709
That's confusing lmao
>>707589725
Fuk, well atleast I know that he is still around here but with other alias, yeah?
>>707588955
Hey Balance EP was pretty legit, some segments might have been longer and more silent than I wished they were but overall it was quite enjoyable.
>>707589408
Way to flatter me senpai.
>>707589725
I don't get this. Homura is better than that cum dumpster vocaloid.
>>707589792
Look for Hatsune pics with jap filenames
>>707589882
Oh it you, you fucker confused the shit outta me week ago, thought you are a newfriend here.
Thanks for showing up. <3
And thanks for liking the EP, currently, I'm making abstract plunderphonic memery songs for /mu/ albums. Pretty fun stuff to make.
>>707589900
I know. Homura actually had a personality
>>707590131
At least Togame will never commit heresy. Right?
>>707590276
Probably will die of cancer first
>>707590499
Well, you know how it be.
>>707590028
I can't remember if I had the trip on at that time, sorry for that.
You don't have to thank me for liking it, cool descriptions on the bandcamp tho.
>tasty 12" vinyl just to cum on it.
>Bunch of autistic faggots pushing random buttons on their parents laptop with demo fl studio.
Is there anything else from you that you'd like me to hear or should I just explore myself randomly?
>abstract plunderphonic memery songs for /mu/ albums
Ugh, sounds interesting, I never followed /mu/ album threads.
>>707591079
Well, yeah don't worry, now I know that it's you.
And yeah, I like these descriptions as well, fit us perfectly.
And well, most of the /mu/ albums are a bit of trash and a bit of really well made tracks.
https://suicideisanoptionrecordsc2016.bandcamp.com/album/only-if-you-actually-fucking-upload-it-this-time-you-lazy-piece-of-shit
Here's the recent one.
Track 10, 20, 28 and 30 are made by me.
>>707590028
Whats a plunderphone
>>707591382
#27 has the best name.
>>707591451
Plunderphonics is a """""genre"""" or a style that simply means that the whole song is based on samples.
>>707591567
So The Avalanches?
>>707591567
But what is a plunderphone?
Is it an instrument a pirate plays?
>>707591685
selfcest
>>707591555
Tru, nice trips also.
>>707591665
Basically, yeah.
>>707591667
I don't know about this one.
>>707591749
25 is funny, your tracks are yeah i guess
>>707591850
thank
