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>>707568542
oi blin
>>707568590
>>707568590
i"VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
>>707568661
personally i dont like mr skellingtons, but i would cuddle him and love him just because hes crying
>>707568542
Big boys can be kawaii too. It's the style that matters.
>>707568278
cyka u too
>>707568407
I prefer guys with smooth skin and silky hair.
>>707568464
There is Male, Female, and Abomination. I prefer males, young adult males with low testosterone levels.
Nahui puteshestvoi
>>707568720
<3
idi nahui
Soviet invasion confirmed.
4957 Leaked... http://www.jailbaitfans.ml/
>>707568861
>>707568754
вы даже не говорят России
>>707568860
<3
>>707568734
i dont disown you anymore come back
>>707568661
>>707568663
Then gay death sets in. Femboys are like stars. The ones that burn brightest burn out the fastest.
>>707568877
Nothing like some good soviet rape.
>>707568734
> I prefer guys with smooth skin and silky hair.
Everyone does. Girls with dicks are heresy tho.
>>707568979
i agree violently
Ah fuck it. I'm not going to uni today. I need a day off to fix my shit
>>707568979
Heresy you say?
>>707569054
Heresy in russian is ересь
>>707568964
k
>>707568979
He is perfect.
>I prefer guys with smooth skin and silky hair.
>Young, healthy, long haired men are basically extinct.
>The remaining ones will never want you.
>>707568966
Skinny and tall > femboys
>>707569467
>the truth
i want to fucking die
I would literally do anything at all for some heroin it's all I ever want all the time I swear to god
>>707569651
>do not post or distribute
whoops
>>707569484
Tall and skinny can survive gay death and become Anderson Cooper. They are superior
>>707569767
What're you gonna do, call the cops?
>>707569815
Doing that now.
>>707569815
im going to have to suck your cock
>>707569545
My hair is down past my nips and im pretty thin/hairless. I do have a goatee which probably is what turns people off. Though it would be worse if I shaved it.
Ill never want you, you're probably fat, ew.
>>707569815
IM CALLING THE MODS RIGHT NOW
>>707569873
ok lemme drop this russian facade real quick, thats the basic fuckn' story of my life right there.
>I'll never want you
>>707569467
How about you become one, ya faggot? Just like i did?
>>707569979
NO PLEASE DONT
No but seriously does anyone know where I could get some heroin?
>>707570073
yeah ur mum XDDDDD
>>707569806
They are literally gods
>>707569980
Have you tried being less fat?
>>707570013
see>>707569873
>>707570113
Heyoooooooo
>>707569651
Dayum dude, why do bara lovers have such a shit taste? There are so many good looking big bois out there, yet you always pick the worst pictures.
>>707569873
Yay, long haired fags - unite!
brb drinking my problems away
>>707570207
Sorry my gay animal porn doesn't perfectly appeal to your needs
>>707570291
Pics
>>707570320
Was doing that earlier.
>>707570320
Wish I was doing that now
>>707570129
Gotta disagree. I'm a sucker for masculine, with muscle and a beard.
>>707570372
You can never be forgiven. Big dudes deserve to be cute too, ya know, not those piles of fat with deformed faces like on that first picture.
>>707570442
>>707570392
>>707570073
Yeah.
>>707570442
Gosh, are you a sucker for dicks in your butt too?
>>707570547
Are you spiralstaircase?
Long hair on a guy rarely looks good unless its really well kept.
>>707570489
Not a huge fan of Artdecade anyway, too many chubbs and disgusting human dicks
>>707570626
that picture though
wish i could look like that but no im just over here wanting to die and drinking vodka
>>707570633
Dont care
>>707570675
Maybe if you drank vodka more often you wouldnt be so fat?
>>707570714
if drinking vodka made me less fat i would be the skinniest man in the world
>>707570633
I have semi-long hair
>>707570764
Stop eating food, god.
Does a long surfer dude haircut count?
>>707570798
not as easy as it seems. im out for tonight
>>707570626
I save entire threads with a script, so most of my pics have a non 4chan name.
>>707570812
the 90s wants your hairstyle back.
>>707570635
What's wrong with human dicks? Do you hate yourself or something?
>>707570866
I have a feeling you imagine yourself as the pup.
>>707570596
I wouldn't mind it
>>707570863
Show me your hair, you MOTHERFUCKER.
>>707570874
My hair is like that naturally though
>>707570913
Canine cocks are hot, I wouldnt mind having one
>>707570921
Well yeah, naturally
>>707571004
I am afraid that my phone has been lying with no charge for the last 2 days, so sorry, can't make a photo.
>>707571088
Do you have an owner yet?
>>707571156
>>707571088
Nah, canine dickaroos are ugly IRL most of the time. Plus human cockadoos have foreskin, which is amazing. Unless you are americunt or a victim of a religious sect.
>>707571158
Not for a while, no one wants a used wolf
>>707571457
This
Low quality used goods. No one wants a half eaten sandwich they didnt have a bite of.
>>707571457
What? That's silly. I'd be your owner if you're not a twinky.
>>707571528
He's full of aids
>>707571527
Yeah, only virgins 4life homie!
>>707571640
you're full of nigs.
>>707571699
Finding a virgin these days is proving to be extremely difficult.
I wish people would just stop having sex.
>>707571527
All these trained kinks and no one to take advantage of them, what a waste
>>707571528
What defines a twink? I'm pretty skinny and subby but not exactly feminine
>>707571743
I don't fuck niggers. They have aids
>>707571900
That's what I'm saying, niggers fucked 'you'.
>>707571832
You're all gross and belong to someone else though, ew.
I can smell the stink of your first man on you, he smells like SHIT! FUCK YOU!
>>707571809
> Finding a beautiful virgin these days is proving to be extremely difficult
Fixed that for you.
>>707571832
Being thin and hairless like a pre-pubescent boy makes you a twink.
>>707572025
>Be virgin
>No one wants me
>Must not be beautiful virgin.
>>707570714
I know I know.
>>707570788
How long is that.
>>707572109
Well, not short enough to be boyish and not long enough to be girly
>>707572104
To be wanted, you need visibility. Those who don't put commercials of themselves over the internet or at work won't get anything.
>>707571961
I don't let niggers fuck me either. I fuck whites and asians and would let a white man fuck me. Spics, niggers and dune coons can fuck off
>>707572273
What
>>707572109
This is para
>>707572378
He's suggesting making a commercial for yourself on a local station.
>>707572230
So non gender hair.
I don't even know.
>>707572453
Short
>>707572614
It's sort of like your avatar, except less bobbed and sides are shorter
>>707572614
Go fuck with someone else.
>>707572736
>>707572744
That's literally what he was suggesting.
>>707572736
Short ish
>>707572830
>less bobbed
You must be illiterate.
>>707572872
Pretty much.
>>707572897
Just go full Yuki.
>>707572949
I don't think light purple hair would suit me.
>>707572897
>>707572378
Social networks, being annoying cunt IRL, that sort of stuff. If you are shy, or enjoy anonymity, you will never get anything. What do you expect, guys telling you they want to date ya on the street? It doesn't work that way even with heteros
>>707573017
It's not as curly and not as long on the back as that.
>>707572998
I mean the style.
Unless you have an ugly face and don't do anything about it.
>>707573090
but muh catcalling!
>>707573090
I use social networks, buddy. Everyone I make advances on just shoot me down.
>>707573127
My style is fine as it is.
>>707573213
Is that because you sperg out on them?
>>707573125
Become Josh Groban
>>707573213
Either they are not homo enough, or they look like this, while you are an ugly goblin.
>>707573394
>or they look like this
but that looks gross
>>707573478
Alright, alright, maybe this one will do.
>>707573620
Has he even hit puberty yet? Who wants some plastic ass ken doll?
>>707572872
Obviously not, go fuck with someone else.
>>707573686
Prefer older hairy men, mmm? I have something that might suit you. Enjoy.
>>707573366
No, I typically ask people their interests or what they are looking for and I usually never get further than that.
>>707573394
Im probably just an ugly goblin.
>>707573871
>>707573871
Get a clue pedo.
>>707573963
Show us a pic of your face. You can use Paint to conceal your eyes and your room.
>>707574074
Stay mad, garbage fucker.
>>707573963
post a pic of you and we can tell you if you're a goblin or not.
Nibi looks like an emaciated hairless opossum.
>>707574209
>Posting pics of yourself on /b/
>>707574437
Blur everything but the overall shape of your head and some facial features like chin and nose. It will give the idea.
>>707574586
I dont want to be easily identifiable in the great virgin purge.
>>707574737
Weak
>>707574737
It's your doom, goblin
What great virgin purge? /r9k/ is going to organize a beta uprising, all normies will die. This is why I'm stockpiling ammo and food.
seems like nothing's changed
CHANGE
YOU CAN CHANGE!
>>707574970
Nah, you will get older, the standards will fall lower, and you will find find a balding peer with hairy beer belly and 11cm cock. Isn't that a great way to live?
>>707574883
The whole "beta uprising" is contradictory. Its like how no one actually does anything about corrupted governments that own us or anything to save our dying planet.
>>707575104
Not true, im just going to play russian roulette at some point.
>>707575204
It's at least marginally more likely than a virgin purge tbh
>he thinks the planet's actually dying
naw dude we're just gonna drown a bunch of coastal third worlders over the next century or so
>>707575261
Everyone says that, but their balls are not made of steel. Their balls are not even full of vodka to play russian roulette. You will have to settle down with someone who looks like ass. Or fuck a woman, that's way easier.
>or fuck a woman, that's way easier
>>707575346
A government virgin purge is likely. They are a liability to an ideal enslaved masses. They're too unpredictable and likely for causing problems.
Look how terrified people where when Eliot Roger murdered a few people. They think all virgins are capable of that now.
>>707575413
Libido slowly dies as you age, it gets easier physically. It just gets lonely. I can handle lonely.
>>707575720
> Libido slowly dies as you age
Kek. Probably the reason why 40s to 50s men are the most perverted degenerates anywhere? C'mon, just peg a meat hole with makeup. Or a fat nerd. Or a husky dog. Ever thought of owning a dog? I think i just came up with a solution for you.
>>707575864
He wants to be able to say he stuck his dick in something worth it
>>707575864
No thanks.
>>707575720
As long as we're going full conspiracy theory, elliot rodger and most related crimes are government psyops, pinned on random losers on too many anti depressants but actually executed by special forces.
>>707575864
Are you a dog?
>>707575936
Me too, but it's not about fucking or any of this virginity garbage. It's about love, plain and simple. Most people on earth never find it, no matter the looks or financial status. So if it's love he seeks, let him join the club. If it's his dick doing the thinking, then i don't get what's the problem. It's 21st century mofucka, you can find sex with a press of a button!
>>707576133
oh dear now you've done it
>>707575204
Actually there are a lot of people out there trying, they just avoid places like this that wallow in self-defeating cynicism. The real unfortunate truth is that very few of us have the knowledge, expertise, conviction, and influence necessary to change anything, and that number dwindles with every increasingly distracted generation, at least in the west.
>>707570596
who drew this?
>>707576119
Depends who's asking.
Fuck love
>>707576001
When shit hits the fan you better get out of the cities. Thats where all the manpower is going to be directed to. One of the reasons why they fucking hate american militias and gun owners and why they are so fervently pressing anti-gun laws.
>>707576237
Oh, are you the same guy from before who was a twink?
>>707576195
>Actually there are a lot of people out there trying
Few*
and achieving nothing*
>>707576261
love is just going to creep up and penetrate your cute little boy hole. :3
>>707576267
yeah I know and I live in a big city, which is unpleasant, but at least I'll get to see the ultimate happening LIVE
>>707576261
all you need is love
dududududu
>>707576314
Nope. I am the guy with long hair, who's not into fat hairy dudes who seek to fuck a dog.
Is it gay if I want to have my booty hole pounded by a muscular guy?
>>707576133
Having "sex" without someone idea isnt sex at all but a means for ridicule.
I rather have one exceptional person to myself and only myself.
>>707576441
oh, no thanks.
>>707576451
Yes
>>707576451
that's pretty much the definition right there
>>707576441
>Wont post hair
>Wants me to post face
You get what you give.
>>707576496
>>707576544
B-but...
sup
>>707576616
It's okay, come here boy.
>>707576474
> I rather have one exceptional person to myself and only myself
Aren't we all? I think this stems from laziness. Having to go through a dozen relationships to find the right person like normalfags do sounds too damn shitty. Romantic stuff with a virgin until the grim reaper comes for you, sounds way more appealing. Basically it's like winning a lottery. Everyone wanted to win a lottery at some point, huh?
>>707576645
What was it like getting fisted?
gote
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>>707576616
There is no such thing as feminine penis either if you were thinking about that route. It's a meme. It's still gay
hi para
>>707576722
I dunno, you tell me.
>>707576741
Hi there
>>707576811
so how WAS getting fisted
>>707576658
I have butterflies.
>>707576773
I like masculine penis.
>>707576773
> There is no such thing as feminine penis
>>707576711
The difference is I dont share body fluids with the lottery money.
>>707576916
Drink bleach
>>707576880
My anal passage has never accommodated a fist.
>>707575346
Actually we're in the middle of an honest to god mass extinction event and the oceans are acidifying. I don't believe everywhere on earth will become uninhabitable but with the ever increasing population shit will hit the fan in a big way believe me. Global warming is real and we can't stop it, we're racing towards the end of antibiotic usefullness, crop pests are becoming increasingly resistant to pesticides and many arable lands are being stripped bare and left unusable, GMOs aren't going to save us particularly because the corporations that make them are more interested in tying down farmers than improving crop production, and the global economy is a doomsday machine that none of us can escape, amongst many things. 8 billion greedy shortsighted people spells endless problems with no easy solutions.
>>707576001
I'd like to hear more about this.
>>707576970
How about a penis?
>>707576895
Is that so? Maybe I'll just have to wrap my arm around you then.
>>707576940
If i won a million dollars, i wouldn't mind sharing some body fluids with it. But i get what you are saying. Money can be earned other ways, love on the other hand isn't earned, it's pure luck.
>>707577085
y not
>>707577131
Precisely
There are winners and there are losers, I lost. Its is extremely unlikely if not impossible to recover.
>>707576970
well that's unfortunate because it'd be pretty hot if it had
>>707576981
overpopulation is a problem that's extremely blown out of proportion. Keep in mind it's localized to the literal third world—africa et al. Most of actual civilization is actually population negative and will become easier to sustain as time goes on. It's also disingenuous to present the world's population as 8 billion greedy shortsighted people, because some populations (first world ones) are far less malignant than third world ones.
Suffice it to say, I'm not concerned about the third world too terribly much.
>I'd like to hear more about this.
Oh I don't actually believe this but there're well substantiated arguments against the common narratives of mass shootings. The quintessential example is the port arthur shooting (australia, not US) wherein a developmentally disabled man purportedly slaughtered 35 people with extremely precise fire. It's hilariously unlikely that the official perp would've been capable of that degree of accuracy and the crime was leveraged into immediate, massive gun control for australia, leading to the aforementioned conspiracy theories.
Similar positions are held apropos the newtown shooting, the aurora shooting, etc. I don't think anyone ever questioned the elliot rodger narrative though.
>>707576951
>>707577245
I've only done it the other way around.
>>707577270
I'm not into fisting.
>>707577245
It is possible. Ever traded stocks or gambled? You can always increase the odds by doing the right thing. No guarantees, you will get a turd sandwich most likely, but it's still better than dying a putrid loser.
>>707577333
I know, ive heard.
>>707577333
but I want you and those exquisite trips to fist me, gote senpai
>>707577406
>Do the right things
>Oh no, they were the wrong things
>Every one wants you to fuck a dog now because you have no other options.
>>707569467
Long hair is becoming a trend again I think there may be hope for you yet
>>707577110
I'd like that.
>>707577521
Unlikely
Even boringly average people dont want me.
>>707577499
Well, keep trying bitch ass nigga. Failing doesn't mean that you need to get a micro-penis of an old fat fuck in your arse. Failing means that you get a NO to your proposition. Consider suicide when you get a hundred NO's. Until then, as that fuckable rabbit sang: TRY EVERYTHING
**XUY TEBE NA VOROTINIK**
>>707573963
Use Grindr I'd put money on someone wanting to fuck you
>>707577681
Give skype/steam and show me your hair.
>>707577818
Been using that and hornet for the past several months, ive only gotten fat old men and gross trannys who wanted a one time hookup.
>>707577919
NO.
>>707577555
You'll only get that if you're good.
>>707577418
It was pretty underwhelming though.
>>707577422
You can take the trips and do it yourself.
>>707577818
>I'd put money on someone wanting to fuck you
fastest way to lose money.
>>707578008
Getting closer to a few thousand.
>>707578082
I can't take your trips, o blessed scion of KEK, they belong to you and only to you.
>>707578119
fucking RUDE
>>707577919
Maybe try like dressing up a bit and messing with angles in the selfies you put up to make yourself look thinner/taller/whatever else
>>707578082
Lets do it!
>>707578149
I'm not a scion, I'm a goat.
>>707578252
these things aren't mutually exclusive
>>707578248
he's unbelievably thin that's probably not relevant
>>707578082
why
>>707578248
Great then if you meet in person they immediately leave right after. Wasting more of your time.
>>707578119
I never said they'd have to be hot people that want to fuck you because there are always people that want to fuck you. They may not be the most desirable people, but they want to fuck you
>glorious soviet union
>furry faggots
>literally
>nyet.jpeg
>>707578250
Piss off, dyke cunt.
>>707578287
What's a scion anyway?
>>707578313
Didn't even ejaculate.
>>707578384
It's another word for heir, basically. Descendant of a noble family.
>>707578384
You or him?
>>707578466
How do you even pronounce it?
>>707578488
I didn't. He did twice.
>>707578510
Sie-On
>>707578534
Jesus nigga
>>707578510
first syllable pronounced like "sigh", second syllable "on"
>>707578604
Can I sigh on you?
>>707578592
or maybe I've been pronouncing it wrong this entire time, it's definitely one of those words you almost never speak out loud
>>707578636
after you cum that's a pretty normal reaction yeah but apparently you have a hard time with the whole ejactulation step
>>707578673
Eh, that only happened with anal.
>>707578759
You came getting blown? That actually makes sense if you think about it. The mouth is a much more precise manipulator.
>>707577270
Keep in mind that the first world relies heavily on third world countries to keep our econony viable, but that's a recent development if I'm not mistaken. I personally believe that once society has adapted a convenience, like cheap third world labor, it is difficult if not impossible to backtrack intentionally, no matter how self-destructive it turns out to be. In this increasing global economy we are all connected, and well-intentioned ignorance is akin to shortsightedness.
And then there's the issue of our impact on the environment. It's uncertain what will happen but if the last couple billion years of life on earth is any clue, it won't be good. The permian extinction was caused in part by increased CO2.
My gut tells me most conspiracies are fake, even if I think the gov't is capable. At best I think real conspiracies are usually just collosal political and corporate mistakes that are covered up, misdirected, or have such convoluted origins that no one really knows why they occured. I guess my point is that so much research and perseverence is required to uncover these "secrets", and we're all too wrapped up in our lives to care, that they basically cover-up themselves.
>>707578840
Yeah, it was quite nice receiving and giving oral.
>>707578534
Why? Did you not like him? Or did you want to bottom?
>>707578887
Real conspiracies are extremely complicated, so the smartest thing to do, whenever someone tells you something about a conspiracy, is simply to reply with "No, it's much more complicated than that." That way you appear more intelligent, and therefore, win.
>>707578971
I've tried to be a bottom a few times, but I'm apparently not very accommodating .
>>707579139
Ha, I had that coming. I'm not used to having intelligent conversations. The reason I say that about conspiracies is most people I know are so comfortable in their simple world view that they reject any information more complex than a news headline. If most people are like that than conspiracies must form very easily.
I think there is a bottom to most things and it usually just requires some serious research and deduction, which I don't have time for and that is frustrating. I also think most of us are in charge of our own fates and even in these seemingly oppressive times we can get almost anywhere with perseverence. That's what I see day to day at least.
