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What is your excuse, anon?
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>>707544510
I'm not famous
and have no social ability
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>>707544510
I actually count calories and exercise regularly.
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>>707544510
I'm terrible at photoshop.
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I don't have 3 million subscribers + I'm beta
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I don't have $50 to pay a hooker to take a picture with me
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I don't have a likeable personality
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I'm constipated
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>>707544599
got the girl before becoming youtube famous
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>>707544708
>I don't have $50 to pay a hooker to take a picture with me
They actually are married. He's been married to her for longer than he's had a successful YouTube.
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I'm not part of the Hut clan
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I'm not as cool as sex lord boogie
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>>707544510
I'm not that fat but I have zero personality. I want to die all the time. Don't think girls are into that...
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>>707544739
pretty much this
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>>707544816
I thought they met at a YouTube convention, when he was already established.
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I care more about my personal freedom than I do about women.
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>>707544801
second line nigger
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>>707544816
Any pics of her body?
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He is a cuck
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>>707544510
I'm not great at anything
I'm not particularly attractive, funny or smart
I hate people

Go figure, I am happy though so who cares.
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>>707544510
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>>707544510
Why do women always make that "hide 60 lbs" pose.

>can't see if there's a double chin
>hair hiding side and back of neck
>can't see from neck down
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>>707544510
>implying she's even remotely attractive.
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>>707544510
can't wait for him to drop dead

seriously he needs to be outed

i want him gone

i want him to starve

he just doesn't get or he just doesn't get it
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>>707544892
emo girls are into that

>>707544993
You keep telling yourself that kiddo

>>707545692
I don't think that guy is black though
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>>707544510
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>>707546728
>kiddo
I'm 27. I've been single since 2005. Looking at what women put men through, especially in a marriage, I think I'd rather keep it this way. Have fun being a cuck.
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>>707547047
That is a pretty solid excuse boss.
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Why isn't this fat fuck dead yet?
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>>707546564
Why do you care, do you date online?

>>707546665
are you gay, anon? She's a solid 4 and a half in that photo.

>>707546670
This isn't roblox, no one thinks you're edgy here.
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>>707544993
Who's the girl next to trunks ?
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OP your sister is hot.
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>>707547456
His sister that Toriyama forgot that exists
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>>707546728
i know youre new to the topic but he doesnt have to be black, just inherently more masculine then the cuck. The whole black thing is a fetish within itself
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>>707547456
I.....don't know.
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>>707547255
If you don't reproduce you're useless, a waste of oxygen and cells.

Not a cuck, just saying the dude in pic looks middle eastern or something. I thought cuck was only when a nigger fucked your wife.
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>>707544801
This
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>>707547593
Does that biblical nigga have a mullet?
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>>707547716
Urban dictionary isn't very clear on it. I've only seen a couple threads here and there and usually they look boring so I skip them.
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>>707547733
>If you don't reproduce you're useless
Stopped reading right fucking there. The whole "you must reproduce" mentality is for morons who don't know what else to do with their lives, so they spend it doing the one thing they do best: reproducing. Reproducing, and barely contributing shit else other than manual labor and menial tax dollars. If you really want to change the world or something, invent. Innovate. Own a business. Shit, become Batman or something, otherwise you're just blowing money and resources on a wife who ages like milk, and children who will 90% of the time grow up to be nothing more than carbon-copies of the worthless parents who eeked them out.
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>>707547456
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Bulla
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>>707544510
Boogie is a beta that used to pay girls to masturbate on video.. he's literally garbage. Live in same town as him here in NWA.
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I made friends with a girl, probably gonna ask her out soon.
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>>707544993
>>707547255
not samefag, but you definitely sound like a nevernude celibate that could only one day dream of being a cuck.
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>>707544510

I'm poor.
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>>707548046
Your inventions and money is meaningless without a family to pass it on to. I don't work menial labor, in fact I make music for a living, pretty much the polar opposite of your assumptions. But I don't feel like any of it would be worth it without a family to be proud of me for my accomplishments.

I said "useless" to bump a shit meme, you should be able to take context out of it yourself.
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>>707548046
Did your parents have other kids? I bet they cry themselves senile every time they think of how their line will end with an edge lord virgin like you. Why don't you invent a reason not to kys
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>>707548126
>friends
> ask her out soon after becoming friends

oh she'll definitely see you as more than a friend
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I don' believe in love, so I can never trust any woman that says she loves me. I'm better off alone.
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I'm not making that youtube money.
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>>707548299
I've fucked over 2 dozen prostitutes in my life-time. Sex doesn't interest/control me anymore, certainly not enough that I'd be willing to risk half my shit and my peace of mind just to keep some broad around by pretending she's even remotely interesting outside of a warm, wet hole to occasionally stick my dick in.

>>707548426
>without a family to pass it on to
Apparently, you didn't read the part where I said
>a good for nothing wife
&&
>good for nothing children
If you look anything like OP's pic, I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't do any manual labor, though I never assumed you did (I said "menial tax dollars," not "labor"). But yeah, you're family's 'oh so proud' of their no-name music producing father/husband. So much so, that he's now arguing on 4chan instead of spending time with them. Fuck family.

>>707548458
Thankfully, I was born a single child.
>virgin
I'm guessing you have no argument outside of this.
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i hate women
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>>707548771
You sound pretty miserable man. I'd feel bad for you if you weren't such a dick.

Who says I'm no-name? Or that I produced?

Assume - making and ass out of u and me
Muh dad used to tell me that.
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>>707549035
>Muh dad used to tell me that.
yeah, but he also raped your little sister and beat your mom. I don't think his opinions are valid.
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>>707548426
>I need constant asspatting or life isn't worth living.

>>707548458
>Not churning out kids like a welfare nigger or trailer trash makes you an edgelord virgin.
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>>707549035
>miserable
Nope, I'm fine. I'm sure as hell better than those men currently having their lives thoroughly fucked over because of what some woman said. No baby-mama bullshit, no mother-in-law bullshit, no catty lady-friends bullshit, etc. My days are pretty quiet, and I like that.

Fuck what your dad said.
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>>707549215
Says that one trying to have a debate with me while I'm wanking it

>>707549224
>>707549287
samefag prove me wrong
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>>707549224
$(this);

Also, I'm not taking the risk of having to 'take care' of other people, especially when those people are fucking useless for the first 9 years of their lives (children). It amazes me how people who are already financially struggling continue to reproduce, and don't get how that makes them even worse off.

>>707549367
I'm posting now.
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>>707549367
don't cum on your keyboard, man.
Not fun to clean.
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>>707544510
I don't do trannys
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>>707549552
that's the only place I cum other than my wife faggot git gud
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>>707544510
I'm on /b/, a beta and a faggot
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>>707549611
>that's the only place I cum other than my wife faggot git gud
What, your wife's hole not enough? Kinda pointless to keep paying for it then, don't you think?
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Whether or not Boogie is being cucked, he must have some good life insurance or inheritance or something that she is looking to gain from his inevitable early death.
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>>707549754
>implying dubs lie
my wife's hole is tighter than your argument
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>>707549367
>two people think I'm a faggot?!
>impossible!
>must be samefagging!
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>>707544510
fake, a lot of decent single moms keep fat ugly doodz around. they do it cause alpha males don't want a bitch with kids and it satisfies their need to be wanted...even by the grotesque
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>>707549925
your wife is your hand or your dog
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>>707549925
Then shouldn't you be smashing that with your dick instead of your keyboard? Or maybe she's
>got a headache
leaving you to your own devices? Again, why are you paying for that shit?
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>>707544657
I think he got a large following at his start because all the obese people needed someone to relate to. IMO he should be banned for promoting degeneracy and diabetes.
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I'm just antisocial
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>>707550007
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>>707550007
you are a faggot, though
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>>707548771
>I've fucked over 2 dozen prostitutes in my life-time.

Pretty fucking pathetic that you're at all proud of that. It takes next to no charisma or money to get laid. I can tell you that, because I've got neither. I banged a solid 10/10 two nights ago without spending a dime on her. Not that I have any credibility on /b/, but fuck it.
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>>707550372
tell us more about this homeless man you banged
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>>707550227
>can't even shoopdawoop properly
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It's rare for strait guys like that to get "hot" chicks but it happens, some chicks dig fat dudes. It is how the world works. He has dat youtube money too, which is a plus.

My best friend is a dude his size and is gay, he gets manpussy all the time because there are tons of gay dudes out there and many who like every body-type and shit.
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>>707550064
Because she's having sex with my best friend probably, or, ya know, out getting groceries at 1:25 AM.
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>>707550372
Nor is it a competition. I'm merely pointing out that sex has no objective value; it's merely a thing to do if you want to 'feel good' or reproduce (or both). Outside of that, it's really nothing more, and thus whether or not someone is a virgin (in this case, not) shouldn't be used as a counterargument.

>>707550545
>grocery shopping at that hour
I mean, shopping's always a pleasure at Publix, but you could easily get shot or stabbed in the parking lot (or the bread aisle) at that hour.
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>>707548107
Care to elaborate? I believe you 100%
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>>707550479
spoken like a true cuck. only on /b/ will you find people that think banging a hot chick is just an unattainable fantasy.
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>>707550545
>Because she's having sex with my best friend probably
C U C K
U.......C
C.......U
K C U C
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>>707550662
only faggot use dragon ball images in every post
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>>707549028
s-sauce?
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>>707550528
It's hard to do with my left hand m8

>>707550808
If I find out I'm gonna kill him then an hero
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>Why aren't you famous?
Unless this is your question, I think you already have your answer from everybody ITT.
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>>707550788
I absolutely think hot chicks get banged. Just not by betas that post on /b/
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>>707550811
Would you prefer a series no one talks about?

>>707550897
don't.
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>>707550879
says in the bottom left hand corner, homie.
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>>707550947
everybody posts on /b/
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>>707551033
fuck no, I love dragonball. Your pictures are the only reason I'm still here.
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>>707544510
She's with him for his money if I had money I could git garl two :)
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>>707550372
>I banged a solid 10/10 two nights ago without spending a dime on her.
You forgot to post the link to where we can buy your book.
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>>707551237
Well, alright then.
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>>707551105
Right I'm retarded. Thanks
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>>707551368
that you are.
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Who cares about this fat fucker
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>>707544510
My excuse? Y like my girls whit no Dick
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>>707551349
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>>707551665
I don't want to play anymore.
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>>707551838
well, i had fun and that's all that matters.
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>>707544510
She lives 4 hours away. Kinda hard to take pics with her when I barely see her
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>>707552013
yeah, my girlfriend lives out of state and because of the bear patrol, we never get to actually meet up. she's real tho
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>>707550034
I'll buy a dog when I end up like >>707548046
thanks for the tip anon, always providing that useful information. Great job, keep it up.
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>>707552225
>when I end up like (You)
Fuck off. You know I'm right, or you will when your wife gets upset enough to leave you and take more than half of everything you think you own.
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>>707544510
That's a misleading photo, she's pretty fat too. I see a lot of fat people together all the time.
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>>707552225
Another tip for when you have your dog.
Spread peanut butter on your sensitive nether regions and good old Fido will lick it up.
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>>707552403
why do you hate women so much?
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>>707552594
I don't 'hate women.' I just hate the shit they put men through and I hate how men so willfully throw themselves at women for their 'affection.' You have men out here killing each other over women, while the women themselves hop form one dick to the next like it's no problem, with zero remorse.
>bitches playing thot-scotch.
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>>707552403
Meh, my grandparents stayed together until one of them died, I'm sure it's possible to not end up a miserable faggot who hates himself and everyone around him.

Hopefully you find a nice girl that get's you hard 10 year's down the road like I did. Will change your perspective.
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>>707548426
Unless you're john williams or danny elfman, don't say you make music for a living and that it contributes to society or some bullshit like that you fucking cunt.
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>>707552831
Different generation of people, different conditions, different mindset. Look into why the divorce rates are skyrocketing today like never before.

Contrary to popular narrative, it's not men's fault.
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>>707552800
but that's not all women. find a good one and she'll love only you and won't use you for money
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>>707544510
I don't make a fortune with youtube videos.

I don't even make fortune cookies.
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>>707552923
I'm actually lead guitarist of a band you've probably heard of. Would say it but no one would believe me so, yeah suck a cock.
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I don't want to be some whore's beta provider
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>>707553119
>I'm actually lead guitarist of a band you've probably heard of
babymetal? i fucking love you guys!
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>Come to 4chan
>Pathetic, angry, forever alone virgins shitfighting with pathetic, angry, whiteknight beta orbiters
>Throw in a few posts from guys claiming they crush loads of 8/10+ pussy
>Fast forward 8-9 years
>Pathetic, angry, forever alone virgins shitfighting with pathetic, angry, whiteknight beta orbiters
>Throw in a few posts from guys claiming they crush loads of 8/10+ pussy
>The ride really does never end
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>>707553119
That's much worse, you are nothing.
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>>707553097
>Not all women are like that
But enough are, and I'm not digging through garbage to find steak. Fuck women (metaphorically); let them eat cake.
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>>707553268
got more money than you ever will faggot.
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>>707553119
So you don't actually make music, you are part of a group of other people who collectively probably make shitty soft rock or metal.
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>>707553119
>inb4 says I Prevail

Faggot.
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>>707553279
You're gonna end up just like Broly. Full of hate in your heart and malice toward women and Kakarots.
What happened to Broly, man? He died sad and alone, multiple times.
Don't be a Broly.
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>>707553374
someone get's dubs I'll post proof. Otherwise I'm finishing on my keyboard and going to sleep
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>>707553335
>In a band
>Rich

I mean.... Unless you are in some obsurdly popular band you dont have shit.
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>>707553119
I once beat the world record time for 200 metre freestyle, but there were no cameras or adjudicators around. But don't worry, you can totally believe me though.
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>>707553335
timestamp pic faggot, otherwise it's just pathetic roleplay, who do you think you are fooling? I bet if you said who you were no one in this thread would even have heard of you, they are so many shitty bands out there.
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>>707553589
It's nickelback, I'm in nickelback. Impressed homo?
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>>707553537
Check'em nigger.
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>>707553537
>someone get's dubs I'll post proof.
you sound like such a competent musician
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>>707553664
Not even remotely. You are just a shovel way one chord strummer.

>Easily replaced
>No stage presence
>broke.
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>>707553477
Me === Broly
Women === Yajirobe

The superior man does not trifle with the inferior. That being said, I'd have no need to 'hate' women, as I'd not involve myself with them. Broly just got killed by a lucky bunch from a Captain Save-A-Hoe, and then again by his family in a group-kamehameha.
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>>707553664
Someone's gotta be trolling here, otherwise >my sides
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>>707553755
Hey I put a lot of work into those songs.
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>>707553896
>Written for you.
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>>707553786
There are at least two or three trolls ITT right now but nobody seems to notice.
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>>707553976
Nah man I'm that guy from Nickelback. I'm so unimpressive and unknown that even I don't know my own name.
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>>707553664
I doubt Ryan Peake would be on 4 chan, I mean if it is you, none of us respect or like you, in fact you're the worst rated and most made fun of modern band to date.
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>>707553976
I think we all know and are just rolling with the punches. Btw

>God negro guitar stroker
>Tosin abasi
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>>707554127
still gots more dough than you homo
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>>707554128
>Made this post
>Double checked guitarists name

>Oluwatosin Ayoyinka Olumide "Tosin" Abasi

>Dear fuck.
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>>707554191
isn't this like a bad pr move on your part? This will probably be on E news tomorrow and all over twitter
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>>707553771
But if you actively avoid women, you'll miss out on a lot of fun.
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>>707553664

Go to bed, Chad
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>>707554381
oh and I hate niggers too
Make sure they get that on the front page
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>>707553218
don't forget us get shitposters
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>>707544607
so hard to date a girl who isnt into fitness when you do shit like this.
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>>707554191
Considering I actually used the wrong name and you didn't say anything just proves you are nobody, you have no money, and you make no music, fuck off dude,
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>>707554414
I'll 'miss out' on a lot of bullshit, drama, and needless headaches. Outside of sex, there's nothing a woman can really do for a man. As I am no longer controlled by it, I have no need/use for women.
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>>707554523
OH NOES MY PLAN HAS BEEN A FOILEDED
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>>707547674
He didnt do gt dipshit. Its not even canon
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>>707554523
Considering you and everybody else actually believed you were talking to the lead guitarist of nickelback on a dying no gf thread on 4chan makes me kek infinitely
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>>707554563
You'll be a Yamcha and leave no mark on the world. The ultimate neutral force.
Not a bad way to live.
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>>707545692
I remember this raid. Him, his wife and her friend got super butt hurt. Good times.
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>>707554285
Henceforth known as Nigerian Guitar Man.
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>>707547255
I like that image. Tell me more about wage inequality, NIGGERS.
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>>707544510
I do have a gf and she's really great actually
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>>707551500
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>>707547047
Ah yes. Another bull who pleases her while boogie watchsz because boogie has an innie penis.
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>>707554760
>leaving a mark on the world
And you think having kids is? As I said, if you want to change the world/leave a mark on it, invent something or run a successful business. Reproducing just because you feel you 'have to' is what stupid people do.
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>>707554483
Yeah but that's not really pertinent to the thread.
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>>707547870
You got a problem with that, brah? Business in the front, miracles in the back. >>707547870
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What if this guy hasa big fat ass cock and you're all retarded
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>>707547047
His name is really Chad no joke.
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the goyim gives this fat piece of shit money everytime he cries for being fat. Fuck I hate people.
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>>707548509
The friend zone doesn't exist retard. If she would rather have a guy as a friend that just means she wouldn't want him that way even if they were friends. It's kind of like if you are friends with a fat chick, you don't date her because she is fat, not because she's your friend.
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>>707544510
Bet this nigga loves to get his ass eaten
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>>707554997
That wasn't an insult. Yamcha should be your ultimate man, because he's just his own man. Even becomes a baseball star for a while.
And now he just chills out while everyone else fights and has kids/family. He's happy as fuck.
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>>707555078
Nah.
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>>707555180
I don't understand how boogie is so fat.
I mean, he eats like a pig all the time but just can't lose weight. It's so weird.
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>>707555373
Oh. Well, yes. Sleeping pill's kicking in, apparently.
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>>707555409
>not content with eating 10,000 calories a day
>body must also swallow own penis
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>>707555564
Don't overdose, because, that's ... probably not a good thing.
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>>707555702
I'm only using them because I've had crappy roommates in the past whose girlfriends WOULD NEVER LEAVE and thy fucked every night at all hours, making sleeping through the night nearly impossible otherwise.
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>>707554414
Not the guy you replied to, but bullshit. I made regular contact with women nearly every day for years and all it led to was frustration.
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Haha fuck you I have a gf
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>>707555846
>Has trouble sleeping because of noisy roommates
You honestly do have a lot in common with Broly.
Hopefully you don't get addicted to them.
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>>707544510
Cause I'm a worthless, pathetic thing; that's to even consider human is a horrible, grieves insult the entire human spaces. Someone needs to kill me. I'm to stupid an a incompetent failure of a thing to even kill myself.
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>>707555927
maybe you just don't have enough money for them to be interested
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>>707556136
I can't sleep without them. I can try, and maybe even stay asleep for a few minutes, but get woken up instantly and full of adrenaline if I even THINK I heard a woman's voice.
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>>707545692
The only reason boogie would even post that and say that publicly is because he too thought the same thing
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>>707555702
Rly?
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So this thread was ruined by those weaboos pieces of shit. Fucking pathetic permavirgins, what is sad is how arrogant and full of themselves they are just like bronies.
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im afraid to be loved
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>>707556419
>
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>>707544510
I didn't build my life on garnering sympathy
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>>707555180
i've followed him for a long time now
he did that like twice in 4 years
stop making hate where theres none
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>>707544892
Actually, women love inheritances. LOVE'em. It's like their favorite thing.
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>>707556339
You should put that energy into working out.
You have PTSD from loud woman, I love it.
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>>707556384
Well, I mean, I'm not a doctor or anything so i'm really just guessing.
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>>707556289
You're definitely partly correct. Basically I'm very unattractive, but unlike the guy in OP's pic I don't have the money or popularity to offset my unsightly looks. People can say that women don't care about looks until they're blue in the face, but if that guy wasn't popular no woman over a 3/10 would bother with him.
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>>707556779
I workout 6 days a week. I'm 158 lbs at 6' because of it.
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>>707556457
do this please, nobody will miss you
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>>707544510
My excuse is that I'm smarter, better looking, a better lover, and not a fucking moron, and that's why my wife is hotter than your lady.
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>>707556955
If I die now, I'll miss the next seasons of my favorite anime.
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>>707556779
>>707556943
Actually I just heard a thing on the radio today about how working out when you're stressed or angry increases your chances of a heart attack. Just thought you might be able to make use of that.
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>>707557021
Live, die, at least I'll be in-shape.
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>>707556943
What do you bench. I need to know that I'm stronger!
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>>707557081
I don't bench. I mostly do cardio.
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>>707556989
>Thinks he's actually replying to Boogie
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>>707557141
I'm putting that down as a win for me by default. Although, in a fight you could possibly outrun me so it might be a draw.
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>>707556926
Women definitely care about looks.
You don't need millions of dollars though, just get a steady job that can pay the bills and a woman will want you.
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>>707557422
If you don't have at least a basic level of looks to back that up then having the job is worthless. Unless you're prepared to settle for something even worse than you are.
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>>707550666
Satanic Trips inquires
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>>707557712
if you have a house with at least two bedrooms and enough money to afford a foreign holiday once a year, then there are women that will want you.
Can't guarantee they'd love you, but they'll want a house for them and their kids. They'll want to travel. They will take you no matter how ugly you think you are.
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>>707544510
I want a meaningful relationship that I CONTRIBUTE to.

He might have a nice woman, she looks above average, but I doubt he's doing much other than breathing heavy at night.
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I'm in a loving relationship with my gf, but there's not a day that goes by that I don't wish I never met her. Personal Freedom is way more important to me than this stupid shit. If I wasn't such a cuck I'd break up with her and be done with it but she lives with me and half her shit is here...
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>>707557940
Well I seriously doubt that. If you're ugly enough, then they won't bother with you unless you're particularly wealthy. Other than that, what you've described is fraught with danger. You'd have to be crazy to use just material wealth to attract a woman. Especially in this day and age.
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>>707558510
Don't worry. You'll come home early from work one day to the sound of jamaal dicking her with a cock twice your size and much thicker and then she'll say it's your fault she did this and then she'll divorce and take half your shit.
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>>707558776
Fuck off back to your cuck thread
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>>707558776
Good thing we ain't married then, also that we have no friends
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>>707544510
Sympathy fuck
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>>707544801
she probably got with him because he manipulated her feelings.

boogie is a classic "sympathy abuser" and he has a very high social intelligence. too bad he has a disgustingly fat body. he's like 50 years old now and I'm afraid the end is drawing near.
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Thus thread makes me realize why feminists hate men.

Good fucking god, you're all a bunch of neckbeard cringe.
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>morbidly obese person
>smug expression in every photo they take
Does the obscene level of fatness warp their faces like that or are they just cunts?
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>>707559190
Go white knight somewhere else
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>>707553786
The fucking IDs don't even match.

A different guy posted that, so there's two trolls in the thread.
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>>707544510
i drive a shit bucket multicolored 96 s10 noisemaker.
literally boned 15 model tier baddies through highschool.
now at 20, living across country on own as a poor Pre-med at a commuter college. Haven't boned in a Year and 4 months.
don't drink/smoke so no point in going to clubs. always studying. too poor to take a girl on a date anyhow and too embarassed to show up in the hunk of junk i drive now.
i don't know anyone here except the 4 people i study with till 4 am at the Uni. (the 2 girls have bfs and I'm not the one to break up a couple).

damn good looking guy, at my prime. but i can't do anything.

the feels man :(
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>>707544510
Excuse foooor?
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I'm broke
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>>707551113
My friend Nursultan Tulyakbay doesn't browse /b/.
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She gets regular BBC, why does no one mention this?
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>>707555463
Because he's big boned
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>>707559449
>friend
>Implying anybody like my neighbour Nursultan Tulyakbay
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>>707544510
Emotionally devoid
>hard to feels
>every day stagger through endless existance
>no one around me can possibly Fathom
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God u idiots did not see full body photos of her. SHE IS AN ENORMOUS LAND WHALE!
SHE IS FAT AT LEAST THE SAME AS HIM!
SHE IS *NOT* HOT. I WOULD *NOT* WANT HER.
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>>707544510
obviously a gold digger
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>>707559982
>SHE IS FAT AT LEAST THE SAME AS HIM!

Oh word?
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>>707559837
Honestly anon. Most people feel that way. What the fuck is the point to this life? All humans can do is waste and consume and lie to ourselves that we're doing good.
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>>707544510
I don't date ugly chicks
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>>707560248
there are lots of nice girls out there
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>>707560432
Fuck I am so tired of seeing people make excuses for most women being horrible.
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>>707560495
well i have a gf and she's nice. what am i supposed to say?
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>>707560609
Yeah, I know, I know. It's a two-sided coin and for some reason people on one side can never see the other.
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>>707550072
He doesn't promote it and admits that he's unhealthy and hates himself for it.
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>>707559837
I know this feel.
>Also emotionally devoid
>Too proud to accept any other of the soulless and shallow shells shuffling through these shadowed streets.
I am trash, but I can't lower myself to the levels of the other trash.
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>>707544510
I'm not a fat fuck
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She's a fat pig just like him and I wouldn't fuck her with boogies dick
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>>707545692
Wife looks kind of like a trap in that photo.
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>>707545692
The dude is actually a huge homo who takes it up the ass regularly. However, the raid was fun while it lasted.
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>>707544510
Serious questions, does anybody know how much money popular youtubers like this guy bring in a month?
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>>707549028
fucking fag
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>>707561691
Enough to afford a lifetime supply of hotpockets for each individual meal.
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>>707549028
But how though? Don't you get tired?
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>>707545692
The black guy has gay eyes
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>>707544510
Im not rich
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>>707559837
this.
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>>707563246
what the fuck is wrong with you, nigger?
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Im skinny and not famous
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>>707563246
>tfw memes aside, you really do have to share society with people that think like this
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Because I'm a bad person.
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>>707563455
faggots
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>>707563731
How so?
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>>707563887
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I'm a pretty terrible person.
My "friendships" revolve around me doing stupid shit for cheap laughs, so I never add any real substance to a conversation and my entire reputation is a meme.
I'm tall and really lanky, could look worse but could look better.
I'm EXTREMELY awkward around women, or really anyone I have a desire to impress.
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>>707564423
I did that thing about doing stupid things and keep everything superficial. One day I broke down because of some shit and everyone got the hell out of my relationships. We wen't really friends, we we just people that got to know each other and passed time together, so when shit hit the fan no one really felt like calling me for doing some shit because it wasn't fun anymore.

I never cultivated a good relationship and never really put myself to them so yea, if you do this shit you aren't getting any friends.
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>>707564737
>Sharing an insightful opinion that comes from observation and personal experience
Too bad you're going to be mostly ignored.
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>>707547047
I knew she was a land whale
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>>707554980
Normally I make fun of cucks just as much as everybody else; however... I don't know about you, but if I had a wife that looked like that and I found out another man was fucking her I'd just think it's one less thing I have to take care of.
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>>707564911
It doesn't really matter. But thanks for the reply tough.
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>>707544510
Excuse for what? Being a fat disgusting shit of a human being? Well, there's this thing called moderation...
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>>707565285
Lmao just died omg
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>>707544892
>I want to die all the time
No, you don't. If you wanted, you'd be dead already. Stop attention-whoring.
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