Why have sex when you can look at porn?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Why have sex when you can look at porn?
Watching some South Park before bed, whassup
>>707538897
That's a valid point.
>>707538897
Why be a furry when you can kill yourself?
>>707538897
You're one of those virgins from yesterday? The one that doesn't mind being a virgin for life but still thinks he can complain about it?
>>707540069
can i be a furry and also kill myself?
>>707541554
Yep I'm proud of being that guy
>>707539451
eatimg taco
>>707541554
Yeah, im apparently the only one. Come stop me.
>>707541721
>>707541554
nvm, this guy too
>>707541655
Hey dom, lets play R6Siege.
>>707541960
You should meet up.
maybe you two could meet up
>>707542048
i have a broken arm, i'm stuck to diablo 2 and posting on 4chan
>>707542114
Cant meet up with people 560000544503052356235 miles away.
>>707542184
What a total shame. Can you at least masturbate?
>>707542256
How do you know how far he is. He could live next door.
>>707542370
yea, i was already a leftie thanks to the internet.
>>707542424
Because the only people who live in wisconsin are old people, AM, and blacks.
It's not that hard guys, stop dressing autistic, take fucking showers, shave, and find someone in your area with similar interests. That's all it takes. It's rewarding, giving anal feels like heaven.
>>707542513
I would like to take this moment to thank the internet.
>>707542631
How is that supposed to help when no one likes you based on looks?
thanks internet for making me only like people i meet on the internet
>>707541960
Make that three
>>707542784
Im sure there are plenty of people you hate over the internet as well.
>>707542888
four?
what are we talking about?
>>707542645
it's been a gift... and a curse...
>>707542984
We're making Nibi feel good by letting him know that he's no the only virgin :)
>>707542958
i mean
of course
but holy shit people are annoying
>>707543188
People are indeed annoying
>>707542888
U too
>>707543059
>Realize there are plenty of attractive people out there
>Realize none of them want you.
>>707543169
oh.
>>707543169
you are not a virgin
>>707543295
It's great to be part of the gang
>>707543302
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhho
>>707543438
I am as a matter of fact
>>707542767
Find someone as ugly as you. If your standards are naturally high than unfortunately you're a permanent hypocritical virgin.
>>707543552
Liar
>>707543554
Guess im staying a virgin.
>>707543295
i bet a few of em would
Any suggestions on what to watch?
>>707543768
Fiine
anyone have the pics of the yellow-orange cub and the polar bear that shit is great but i dont have any plz
my butt
>>707543793
Your bets are often wrong.
>>707544097
as are your statements. duke is pretty hot; he looks like an older you. and he loves to fuck.
Nibi~
>>707538897
Because I'm tired of being the shittiest possible version of myself.
>>707544028
please i need this
If you had to choose between never masturbating or never having sex which would you choose.
>>707544555
never masturbate
>>707544500
Did you try e621?
>>707544555
I would probably give up wanking. Considering how much I do it, it would probably improve my health
>>707544500
>>707544028
please for the love of god
>>707544555
Death
>>707544256
Are you taunting me?
Giving benefit of doubt my statements are based on experience. I try to reason with people but it only gets spit in my face.
>>707544331
me too
>>707544555
Death>>707544772
>>707544555
I-I only have masturbation...
>>707545225
and your swedish fish
Howdy all. How are you doing tonight?
Now if the "no masturbation" option meant that you could masturbate, but could never finish from it, I'd take that. Edging is a hell of a thing
>>707545272
Masturbating with candy... Sounds, SWEET, amirite :D I'll go kill myself now
I've lost all faith.
>>707545272
>>707545225
i offered him some earlier
>>707545302
im tired
howre you?
>>707545645
I couldn't resist licking the screen
>>707545645
Also tired. That makes two of us. Are you tired for any specific reason? I didn't get to sleep until about 4:00 AM last night, so I'm dead today because of it.
>>707545520
sounds like a sticky situation
>>707545645
candy or masturbation?
>>707545624
in what?
>>707538897
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
>>707545035
>my statements are based on experience
holy shit you actually talk with people IRL?
>>707546020
I have a job and 1 friend.
>>707545846
could you taste them?
>>707545866
sort of the same. stayed up late and woke kind of early. other factors i guess make me tired.
>>707545923
candy fish
>>707545923
The aftermath is always sticky
>>707545302
I thirst for booties.
>>707546140
So wait did you actually try flirting with anyone or is your "experience" limited to just talking with people in this thread?
>>707546178
Tasted like pixles
>>707546293
and how did it taste?
>>707545520
I can totally imagine someone masturbating with candy, particularly soft/gel candies
>>707546432
I'd rate it 7/10, would lick again
>>707546178
I can't believe he didn't want them. I guess he just sticks to real fish
>>707546186
that would be such a gross mess to clean up
>>707546280
why'd you lose faith?
>>707546597
How bout a pair of jelly globes
>>707546609
i must try some!
>>707546717
he likes to murder them himself
Fein then, ignore me.
>>707546717
I guess it wouldn't smell too bad at least
>>707546717
Who said I didn't want them :p
>>707546278
Yes, people I have interest in have no interest in me or I am "Just a friend".
Trying online gets me ignored or blocked.
I believe people do not like how I look.
>>707546882
/ignored
>>707546717
People would rather die than have sex or masturbate
>>707546862
>>707546980
People need to make it so their standards aren't Brad Pitt at lowest
>>707547102
k
>>707546882
i wont ignore you dab
>>707547080
youre a monster
>>707546862
what a crazy swede. so what are you up to?
>>707546933
I'm sure it would taste pretty sweet as well, but it would be so sticky and messy
>>707546998
only having one would suck pretty hard. some people would rather take the easy way out
well now people COULD do brad pitt
>>707547080
Those are so gross
>>707547447
Nibi ignordeded me my feelings are hurt af fam
>>707547584
At least he doesn't make fun of you.
>>707547453
lame
>>707538897
That's porn huh?
>>707547453
im starting American Horror over from season 1, but onyl going to watch season 1 &2. and saving stupid amounts of fur
>>707547584
its ok just stay determined
>>707547447
You're supposed to lick the screen silly!
>>707547453
I'm betting there's some kind of porno like that somewhere
>>707547535
I wouldn't know, never tried them before
>>707547848
it tastes like cheetos
>>707547535
Stop being terrible.
Might as well call it a night, gonna lurk for rest of the thread
>>707547848
Count your blessings.
>>707548034
Don't tell me you actually like those.
>>707547739
I think it's because I think he's adorable. It turns him off or something.
>>707547793
Was that some gay undertale shit
>Sounded like gay undertale shit
Sex is omnisensual, while porn is only audiovisual. But I can understand your bias towards the latter, looking at this thread.
>>707548087
byee
>>707548146
it wasnt supposed to be
>>707538897
you fuckers cant have sex with anthropomorphic animals, so your stuck anyway
>>707547739
well one way you never get sex, the other way you never get to touch yourself
>>707547793
how much is a stupid amount
>>707547848
I'd be more surprised if it didn't exist
>>707548146
He pushes people who care about him away.
>>707548246
What are you even saying
>>707548372
One is better than none.
>>707547999
Cheetos look nice as fuck
>>707548134
I've tasted worse I suppose
>>707548372
Yeah, you're right, stupid statement from me
>>707548372
i dont know like maybe like a hundred
>>707538897
Why do either when you could be doing something productive?
>>707548484
He also seems to vanish whenever I get on here. I find it amusing that he went from trash-talking me to actually trying to avoid me.
He acts so cute I dunno why he's such a little turd.
Why do you furries like dicks so much? I thought you all just wanted to fuck some animals but it's more than that
>>707548687
>Implying I can manage to do anything productive.
>constant shit talking and antisocial behavior
>cute
bnd u crazy
>>707548569
Sure there are worse but they are still pretty bad.
>>707548687
No sex = no babies.
No babies = no future
no future = no productivity
>>707548705
Just the way things are. Wish I had more in common just to be an actual friend to him but I guess I just have to be nothing.
>>707548844
It's a gay person thing.
>>707548134
Everyone likes Swedish Fish.
>>707548973
Yeah, like licorice. It should be made illegal
>>707548484
but a couple of people couldn't live without both. which would you choose?
>>707548973
Too bad everyone uses contraceptives when they have sex. And the few people not using them are idiots that don't need to breed.
A pointless waste of time.
>>707548973
You can be my friend. I don't exactly have a ton.
Nibi stop being a lil butthead and gimme yer kik/skype/steam/whatever
>>707549095
Tolerates*
>>707549219
Masturbation. Easy.
>>707549227
Still doesn't mean sex isn't productive.
>>707549276
I don't even know you but I guess.
let my asshole be your contraceptive
>>707549494
>>707549469
I don't think that's how it works.
>>707549494
I mean, I'm okay with that.
>>707549788
Heyoooo
>>707549956
Hello
>>707549276
No, because every response from you can be categorized as disgusting.
>>707549494
Ew
>>707548484
>What are you even saying
he's saying sex stimulates all of the senses, and porn stimulated two of the senses
>>707550132
it's HOT
>>707550086
kiss
>>707550132
Yer cute tho
>>707549095
i dont they are meh
Hello gents
>>707549439
Sex is not productive unless you're trying to make a baby or getting paid for it.
Otherwise it is literally pointless.
>>707550249
Exercise!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4pqZ5cfCB0
>>707550235
hoi
>>707550159
Thanks.
I can't eat waffles and read so it was hard.
>>707550249
Relief has points.
>>707550086
Anything new?
I want to experiment with a guy but I'm too chicken shit. Wat do?
>>707550159
You have experience, does it?
>>707550235
hello
>>707550346
Mild cardio for (in your case) a short period of time.
Who am I kidding, you don't have sex.
>>707550208
Hot like a sauntering iron
>>707550225
You dont know what I look at and you've been posting for a maximum of one or two weeks.
>>707550428
find someone you're comfortable experimenting with
treat it like a date
>>707550483
Power bottoming is cardio
>>707550428
what do you want to experiment with a guy for?
>>707550654
um...wanna try sex
>>707550428
I'm in the same boat... I'm a dom, but I don't have the slightest idea where to find a sub. Not really interested in a relationship either, just kind of want to see what it's like first.
To see what happens
>>707550720
What will we do?
>>707550208
Nooo
>>707550410
I bought a see though N64
>>707550577
Actually I've been here over a year I just keep changing names.
>>707551048
Is that a real background?
>>707550991
Nothing, go crazy after a number of years, die in a shootout like Eliot Roger.
>>707551135
>i just keep changing names
WHO ARE YOU
>>707551135
Give me a name I recognize or this is my last response to you.
touches ed's stubby tail
>>707550577
just amblin along
>>707550434
yes, it does.
>>707551081
yeos
;;;
>>707551597
Is there relief in the experience?
it is so cute when it wags
>>707551741
relief of what sort?
>>707551928
I do not know, I do not have experience nor have room to make assumptions or judge. You have to be the leader here.
w-w-wait how do you know my tail is stubby
>>707552629
new thread faggots
>>707551269
>>707551312
>>707551628
Remember anyone by the name of "Cody Loves you"?
>>707552794
Or just Cody
>>707552794
yes nig you posted Morty
>>707544128
underrated post
im patience
