Found my mother in law's vibrator. What should I do with
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Found my mother in law's vibrator. What should I do with it before she gets home?
>>707528922
Soak it in Siracha sauce
Write "I'll pray for you, sinner" on it in black sharpie.
>>707528922
Move out on your own you fucking loser.
>>707529464
Would i be able to soak it and then remove the red sauce without getting rid of the burn?
>>707529715
What?
>>707528922
Rub it down with Icy Hot
Pray there's no exif data and she won't get a picture of this thread sent to her in the mail as fast as the US Postal service can't get it there for free.
>>707529715
My fucking sides.
>>707529906
What you should do before she gets home.
Get a job.
Provide for yourself and stop living off your in laws.
Stop being such a faggot.
Color it completely black, except for the words "NIGGER LOVER". Then put a picture of Shaq between the vibrator's penis-arms
>>707530622
Dubs faggit.
Now you have to become a productive member of society.
cut the tip off
>>707530318
i was thinking siracha cock sauce
I once found my female roommates vibrator by accident but I didn't use it because it would have felt gay.
>>707528922
move out, get your own house you bitch
>>707528922
Cum on it
>>707530622
How can that be so incorrect and so specific all at once?
>>707531093
rolling
>>707529715
KEK
>>707528922
On a related note, a few years ago i was helping my friend move some boxs out of his parents storage unit back into his parents house she wanted a few boxes from in there. Grabbed one that was above my head. 4 Dildos rained down on my head.
>Raining dildos
Still makes me kek 2 this day
>>707531052
Why do you guys keep assuming we live in the same house..?
>>707530622
>YFW OP is 14 years old.
>>707528922
Cum all over it and wait.
>>707531093
roll
>>707531628
this
>>707528922
take the batteries out, and hide all of those same size batteries in the house, then knowingly smile when she 'casually' asks you if you have any of that particular size battery.
