By the order of the Jarl, stop right there! You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
I'm the thane bro its cool
>>707528708
Bud, I've got like 20,000 gold worth of loot in my backpack right now, how about I give you a nice mismatched set of magic armor and you fuck off so I don't have to kill every guard in town
>>707528708
I dindu nuffin
do the skyrim shuffle
FUS
RO
*takes arrow to the knee*
FUCK
>>707529396
He a good boi
I wonder if I can rag doll your corpse over the wall. Stand still for a minute.
>>707528708
Pay the fine
Redguard lives matter
travel to nearest quest objective to avoid all contact with guards.
Fine god damn it I did it, I stole the bloody sweetroll, and put it on the Talos statue helmet. Put the ropes in me.
>>707528708
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"TGM"
*Enter*
(Then talk mad shit)
>>707528708
pay the fine
rest for 24 hours straight
wake up to find that he is still right over me
sue the guard for harassment and stalking
get my money back
kill every guard in town.
>>707528708
I would back up if I were you, I have mods installed that even I can not stop anymore. The corruption of files and my fear of loosing saves made me sacrifice code to sheogorath, line by line. And he loves lines.
>>707531140
No, dovahkin why him of all daedra? Do you know what you've done?!?!?
>>707530648
Underrated post.
>>707528708
All I did was grab the bitch by her pussy. Since when is that a crime? This is Skyrim not America.