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I got a grill's phone number. What should I say to her?

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I got a grill's phone number. What should I say to her? I don't wanna fuck up?
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Tell her you're shit.
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>>707526853
you can pegme anytime
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>>707526853
Plug your phone in faggot
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>>707526853
Tell her you don't seed your torrents. Bitches love a bady boy
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>>707526853
State that any form of hierarchy or governmental control is essentially a spook.
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You said "ayy" you already fucked up congrats.
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>>707526853
well you came to the right place

Inform her of how big your penis is
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>>707526853
"I'm really fucking awkward. I'm sorry, I don't know how else to put this. But I've thought you were the most beautiful girl I've ever seen since I first laid eyes on you seven years ago. Would you please finally do me the honor and tell me how my prostate tastes?"
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Heyyy I really don't want to fuck this up, and I don't really know what to say, but you are a girl and I got your number. Want fuck?
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Tell her you're og af
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Copy lyrics to hey there Delilah. Ctrl h Delilah with Bella. Paste to text, come back and thank me with nudes with result
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Don't piss in my coke
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>>707527485
That'll make her wet like a droplet.
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>>707528041
>HEY THERE BELLA WHAT'S IT LIKE IN NYC

We live in California...
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>>707526853
Just paste what you wrote on the OP and then say, "Oops that was for someone else." Sounds stupid but she will be blushing, I promise m8
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>>707528429
Adapt and overcome. I can't be there to show you where to kiss her too
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>>707528609
This is the only answer.
Do it OP.
>checkum
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>>707528888
witnessed
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