Hey guys this girl used to like me and I'm just a douche
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hey guys this girl used to like me and I'm just a douche so dubs decides
I will deliver with anything except nudes of myself, but I'll end other people's pics all day
I busted a nut thinking about you last night. Just wanted you to know.
Hey it's been a while. Let me see tits.
>>707525813
roll
>>707525831
I already said that you fuck face I can't just say hey it's been a while over and over
Hey can I have a lock of your hair? I'm building my own real girl, just need some hair and teeth to complete her.
>>707525588
Don't you remember all those rape fantasies I told you about? Good times!!
>>707525588
Lets see those tits babe if u don't reply within the next 10 minutes ur family gets executed one at a time ur choice babe.
>>707526022
Winrarrrr
>>707526022
KEK
>>707525588
why haven't we fucked yet?
What would it take for a guy like me to fill up the mouth of a girl like you...with dick snot?
>>707526022
winrar, if dubs say, i know it sounds weird but i miss the smell of your sweet locks of hair
>>707526177
Nice nice
you're not as disgustingly ugly as a remember
>>707526177
topkek game over
my dick has stopped functioning. in order to get hard, I must take viagra. ;c
Fuck me this is already so great
Forgot pic
Someone stole my toilet seat
>with pic
So why havent we fucked lately?
Pls respond :(
youre gonna catch a cold with all this dick snot baby
>>707526563
roll
Guys fuck those other dubs send something to these
Send me a pic of them panties, i had such a thing for them
>>707526753
HAhahaha ask for tits
>>707526753
i cant get a girl that will ever top you so im making you :)
>>707526753
Because i am OP
>>707526753
Are you fucking kidding me OP?
Abandon thread... someone find emilie
>>707526482
Roll
Hey, the next time we get together there's something I've always wanted to do with you. I believe it's called analblasting.
>>707526177
>>707526499
>>707526511
Look either I can send these and she'll just be confused or you can say something that fits her response that will be way funnier
>>707526482
Lol
>>707526753
I earned those dubs fair and square bitch.
I wonder what kind of panties i should put on the real girl. Can I see a pic of you in yours for some inspiration?
>>707526940
roll
if im ever up in norcal ill make sure to not jerk for a few weeks so when you hug me ill shoot my wad in my boxers like the good old days ;)
>>707526482
Roll for this
>>707527225
roll
>>707527140
asking her why you havent fucked lately will stay with the script
>>707527160
>>707527029
Ok fine
>>707527225
Rolllll
your pussy still taste the same? trying to figure out what edible scent to put on the dolls private area
>>707526482
Just send her this
>>707526753
Because I'm a huge fucking faggot. Holy shit, Emilie.
>>707527225
rolllling
>>707527501
reroll
>>707527501
roll
>>707526482
roll for this
>>707527513
Roll for this
My faggot friend took my phone sorry
>>707527431
Oh lawd
>>707526482
post this one
>>707527501
roll
>>707527501
roll
Check em
>>707527225
Rolling for this
OP keep posting pic if youre going to be a dick about 'script'
>>707525588
>>707526441
>>707526753
>>707527431
samefagging so hard
>>707525813
Roll
>>707527641
Rolling for this
>ITT faggots who ruin shit by not smooth talking Emilee
>>707527753
She hasn't said anything you fucking nigger you guys ruined it my making me send her pure autism
>>707527841
>are you retarded?
>>707526482
rolling for this
>>707527641
Hit your shitbag friend in the pills and get this thing going again.
>>707527937
seriously just back away slowly.. hes a 5 alarm retard.
ITT newfags believing OP is talking to a real girl
sorry someone from ebaumsworld told me to send that to you. that site is cancer, anyways how are you? hows norcal
>>707527907
Say "just kidding" and you'll be fine
Okay guys someone get dubs already
>>707527501
rolll
>>707527907
I had you ask her why you havent fucked lately...
if you were expecting a smooth talking convo why the fuck did you come to b?
>>707528074
Why would I be lying
It's only funny for me because of how retarded and horrendous this is for me to do
>>707528098
Send the toilet dick shadow post.
>>707528098
high on jizz that shit is cumming through my eyelids show me your tits so i can drain these two twins
>>707525588
>>707526441
>>707526753
>>707527431
>>707528098
still samefagging
>>707528098
Did you hear I recently came out as bi?
Titties!
My friend took my phone sorry babe
>>707526482
This
>>707527501
roll
>>707528098
Say "I have had a crush on you for a long time, and I have always found you attractive."
>>707528201
I offered up the dick snot language and he went with it, so OP definitely real
>>707528300
ignore if dubs
winrar!
>>707528300
Winarararararar
>>707526940
roll for this shit
I'm really gay can you shove a Pringles can up my ass that's the only way I can cum
>>707528282
Best post in this thread
>>707528097
roll
>>707528098
EGFD
>>707528300
and by bi i mean billingual, hola!!
>>707528098
stop playing with your mom phone
>>707528316
Rolling for this...
Titties!
>>707527501
this
>>707528098
Only thing I'm high on is Jesus motherfucka
But seriously when are we going to fuck
>>707528450
Rolling
>>707528450
roll
>>707528356
Rolling, hope she's worth it OP
>>707528499
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>>707528541
Nice try Op..send it faggot
ignore if dubs
>>707528450
roll
So high I would suck off a horse right now
>>707528450
reroll
>>707528450
roll
>>707528681
welp i guess op isnt going to send anything unless this hits...
>>707528577
winrar
>>707528672
This
She just tried to call me Jesus guys what do I do
>>707528499
do it op
Let's see some titties
OP.. you can post pics of you sending shit... even if she doesnt respond
Would you be upset if I told you I sucked off ten men in one night?
>>707528717
fuck off faggot
>>707528797
record the convo you fucking pussy ass bitch nigger
>>707528800
double winrar op, send it
Oh fuck I fucked up slightly hopefully she won't notice
>>707528797
i really REALLY wanna get pegged, any chance you could be the girl?
>>707528797
Dont really feel like talking, i kinda wanna see you model for me. Can you send some pics of you in your panties?
What are your thoughts on pig corkscrew cocks?
How 'bout them titties?
>>707529004
is what i said i was gonna say when i called you tonight...
Why aren'tyou trying to fuck her?
sorry friend took my phone. what are you up to tonight? im kind of bored
>>707529004
are you high op?
Send nudes and I'll send back bitch
>>707528316
Roll
>>707529036
this
>>707529111
HNNNNNNNNNG
>>707529111
TRIPS! EXTRA WINRAR
>>707529004
Don't forget to vote for trump :D
>>707529036
roll
>>707529111
op here, i said dubs
>>707529036
This rollllll
>>707528316
This
But I have to fantasize about black dick to keep it hard
>>707529036
Rolling for this
yo it kinda tasted like rotten assburgers, at first it was pure down syndrome but then you get the slight taste of autism, I really could use some
>Reword it if you want
SEND THE DICK
I got dubs, don't even worry
>>707529036
reroll
>>707529111
This
I hate all of you
I have a gf btw guys
>>707529111
rolling again for dubs if trips don't count
>>707529296
Reroll
>>707529296
rerolling
>chekem
OP is doing gods work
Im sry, its been nice catching up with you and yes im high but i rly do love you or so i think. Good bye Grace gelly
A lock of hair is good but your pubes would be better
>>707529004
That's a reasonable question to be honest
>>707529111
Roll'n
>>707529036
1 last rawl
>>707529412
Dammit dude, she actually seems pretty cool.
Tell her
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>>707529412
u missed a winrar op>>707528800
>>707529467
Roll
>>707529467
roll
Send her link to thread pussy
>>707529412
I dont give a fuck
" hey do you smell chloroform right now? "
>>707529467
this tho its sux
>>707529467
<3
fag
>>707529036
rawlinn
>>707529467
roll.
>>707529558
this
Emilee has anyone ever told you that you spell your name like an absolute retard?
>>707529539
Kek, rolling this shit
>>707529467
rolling
>>707529539
Rolling for this
Toss me her number OP, I'll take her off your hands. I live literally next to Davis
update
>>707529558
do it for the lulz
>>707529633
WINRAR
>>707529412
vanilla? bitch last time you tasted like coconuts i was thinming coconut water bitch dam, but ok, vanilla it is have it your way >.>
>>707529633
Check em WINRAR
Hey can you send me your address? I lost it
LOLOLOLOLOLOL IM SO RANDOM
>>707529633
Win!
>>707529296
REAL ROLLING HOURS
I wanna grab you by the pussy girl
>>707529770
roll
>>707529633
winrarr
Listen Amy, I'm going to be real with you for a second. Why I'm acting so fucked up tonight is because I really like you and I don't know how to express that shit properly. Listen, I'm most likely going to kill myself in the next few days. Please just let's have a conversation. Even if I say some random bullshit, it's just my medication.
Please Amy...
>>707529741
leave 4chan forever
>>707529633
wow this winrarr
>>707529633>>707529633
>>707529633
>>707529633
uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>707529809
Is she fat?
>>707529558
Roll
Send nudes my dirty little cunt, or don't you wanna see this dick?
>>707529841
Aw Heck.. roll
>>707529765
roll
Let's just fuck or some shit, Emilee
>>707529944
Yeah lets get a look at her
>>707529841
let's get rolling
>>707529841
ROLLLL
Ever seen the penor of a beaner?
>>707529841
Rell
>>707529841
This
>>707529841
Rolling for this OP. Suicide is the perfect manipulation tool
>>707529841
Rolling.
LOLOLOL I'm edgy asf rn because I'm so random LOLOLOL this gay porn is good. Want link?
Wait! Don't forget those titties!
Every day is pain.
Fuck
>>707529841
rol...
>>707529841
relll
Roll
>>707530206
Roll
>>707529841
roll
Before I go, send me a nudie. I bet that pussy bald like Caillou.
>>707529841
lol this
>>707530220
holy shit this is one thirsty hoe
>>707529841
Rolling for this beacause this is probably one of the only things that can save this bullshit
>>707530220
Goodnight guys seems like funs over now fuck off all of you OP is abandoning
>>707530220
You have two girlfriends now opie
>>707529841
dubs get
>>707530220
Depends if you get naked for me and take some pictures
>>707529841
rolling for this
>>707530220
She is either sweet and kind or batshit...
Why don't you like her op?
>>707529809
perfect ending
call jg wentworth 877 cash now
I have information that could put Hilary Clinton in jail.
i heard about that nigger you fucked. how long was its pole?
>>707529841
Rolling.s
>>707530317
roll
if i face time you i will probs get my dick out os save me some humiliation and give me a semi before i do
>>707530206
This
Look, I know this is so out of the blue, and I'm sorry for acting so odd, I just get really nervous and don't even know what I'm saying half the time. I think you're really beautiful. This is random, but would you be able to send nudes? Just because I've always fantasized about that beautiful body of yours and I got off to it last night, if you want me to be honest. Please, if you could just send me titties or anything, it would mean so much to me, I want to get to know you more and I think it would be a great bonding experience.
>>707530317
Fucking this, OP. Cailloiu FTW
>>707530220
JESUS CHRIST, THE FUCKER MIGHT SCORE LADS, REDIRECT ENGINES, GET BACK ON TRACK, WE NEED TO GET THIS KIDDO SOME PUSSY
>>707530355
Winrar
>>707530220
Harrison, send the dick pic at >>707529296
>>707529841
roll
>>707529841
I'll roll for dis
>>707529841
OP just use this, fuck the dubs.
rolling regardless tho
>>707530411
DUBS
>>707529841
Rollw
>>707529841
this pls
>>707529036
ROLL
Yeah sure let's see some nudes first
>>707530456
>>707530454
OFF BY ONE
FUCK YOU BOTH
I'd consider facetiming you if you send them nudes.
>>707529841
ROLL
check em
>>707529841
aaaannnnnd rolling for my own shit
>>707529841
thisssss
>>707530399
DUUBS
>>707530355
>winrar
>>707530329
She has to be enormous
>>707530220
I seriously hope you fucking die bitch.
>>707529841
rolling
Text 9094188832 for some nice pics ;)
Sorry, youre not my type
>>707529841
dubs get-
>>707530317
re-roll
>>707530355
WINRar
>>707529841
rolo
>>707530426
>and I think it would be a great bonding experience
Holy fuck I laughed, good line dude, good line
>>707530426
This
>>707530578
Roll
>>707530206
Rolling for this
>>707529841
> COMPELLED TO ROLL
>>707529841
dis good
need a pic of the girl so we know what we're dealing with
>>707525588
OP got dubs.
Follow the rules, fucknut.
If OP gets dubs, OP sends pic of thread.
This thread should of been over before it started but so many newfags here now.
>>707529841
roll
>>707529841
Rolling
>>707530220
Yikes
>>707529841
riill
" i killed a guy in prison "
>>707530426
rolling
>>707529841
loll
>>707530786
Roll
>>707529841
rella
>>707529841
I think youre gross, seriously fuck off and die.
>>707530426
rollings
Yo sasha, I practice my spanish everyday, and all I wanna say is that: Me gustaria muchisimo poder verte desnuda ahora mismo, ya sea por fotos o en la vida real, arregla el lugar y ahora mismo voy. Quiero que pruebes el verdadero sabor de un pene femenino como el mio.
>>707529841
Jesus, so many rerolls and no dubs?
rerolling
>>707529841
dubs
>>707530734
Shut up faggot
>>707530336
Fuck you nigger
>>707530886
roll
>>707529036
lucky dubs cmon baby
>>707530877
winrarr
>>707530877
WINRAR
>>707530877
WINRAR. OP. THIS WILL SAVE
when i said i'm Bi i meant i want a threesome with you and another guy
>>707530944
WINRAR
>>707530877
winnrer
Hi, Zoe Quinn here
Op said he's done, rip thread.
inb4 OP bails when shit gets good
faggot
>>707529841
rawlin
>>707530411
WINRAR
Gimme them cheeks girl and free my soul I wanna get lost in your booty hole and lick away
>>707530411
CHECK THOSE DUBS
i'm just so glad i can talk to you, can i use your address for a shipment i'm getting?
oh shit its rick harrison
>>707530932
>Shut Up faggot
Hey look at me, I'm not a newfag at all
I'm jealous OP, I wish I could get a girl to like me so much that she won't even care if I act like a douche
My toilet seat is missing
Harrison Newman
facebook: harrison.newman.5
Emilee Douglas
facebook: emilee.douglas.37
>>707531670
IF you think this girl can deal with a lot of shit, boi you wouldn't believe my gf
I sent her a link to the thread btw because you guys said goodbye so I decided to end it
Fuck all of you
>>707531670
Yeah seriously. I've seen girls go batshit over the ugliest guys and it makes no sense at all.
>>707531772
Here's a pic of Emilee
She kinda looks like she has downs
>>707531772
Lol do you think I care?
Fuck you, what are you gonna do, post more pics of me?
>>707531807
I love you op
>>707531807
LOLOLOL
TYBOP
>>707531938
those eyes
>>707532022
dubs have spoken, love you maine
>>707532022
<3 fag
>>707532022
I checkeed em
>>707532022
mayne love you mayne cxxc
>>707531938
It's the lazy eye.
Lazy eyes that go only slightly inward can be bretty kawaii tbh. But she's unfortunately got the outward lazy eye. Unattractive tbh
