Post your keys Judge eachother
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Post your keys
Judge eachother
Hm... I'm willing to wager that you drive a car, am I correct?
>>707510336
Kee-rect
>>707510460
Oh God pun unintended
Started reading IT again a few days ago
>>707510222
2 of those car keys belong to your parents. I'm guessing the Acura is yours?
>>707510869
Slod the Acura 3 years ago. The Nissan is mom's truck. bought the fiat today. The other black one is a a stealth tt, not running of course
>>707511174
at least i was right for part of it lol
Barely fits in my pocket any more...
>>707512806
And I'm not even a janitor
>>707513053
Are you my mom?
keys
>>707510222
>>707513517
Do you really use that bottle opener tho
>>707514622
Wtf is with the beer can?
>>707515088
He drives a ford, let the hick think he's cool
U mad tho?
>>707515088
when my grandfather died and we cleaned out his garage i found it. It reminds me of him
>>707510222
Grats on the new car, m8
>>707515763
Also, forgot my keys
I only have a telephoto right now
>>707516551
Holy shit, badass MP3 player. How much did that bad boy set you back?
>>707510222
>>707516682
Good to see that you're a queer.
Otherwise, these are my keys. I didn't buy the American flag one though, that was given to me by my grandmother.
>>707516879
I has been my keychain since i was in middle-school (2007)
>>707514116
Kek
>>707515459
>>707516328
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
>>707517649
One of the worst. I've got almost a month under my belt from all substances.
>>707510222
Well, I don't have any with me.
I live in a place where I can leave my house unlocked, so my house key is in a drawer somewhere. My truck key is in the truck ignition, and it pretty much stays there unless I am in town for something.
I don't have any other keys.
>>707515344
>>707513053
It's a custodian, dick!
>>707510222
>>707520094
Bump so I can get to my keys. They're in my truck and I'm putting the babby down.
>>707520062
Janitor is a more respectable and nonle name. It is derived from Janus, the guardian of doors.
What the hell does "custodian" mean?
>>707520929
Same thing as a janitor. At least here in USA. What I said was a movie reference. Thanks scientist!
>>707520703
Lets see a timestamp, Ivan
>>707510222
edc
>>707520622
>>707510222
Sorry for shit teir pic. Kinda hard to get a good one.
>>707522031
You go strictly for bass, dislike trout fisherman, and despise fly fisherman?
>>707522470
Holy shit those arms.
>>707522470
Mike, you fat fuck
>>707522760
Yup. Im fat. I know it. Now you know it.
>>707522971
Not mike. Also see >>707522996
>>707522996
So do i
>>707523077
It comes along with my job. Is also something i got used to years ago.
>>707522524
What makes you say that? I go strictly for bass. As in I'm a bass player. I don't fish. Got kinda freaked out there for a sec then I kept reading. Lol. I'm not your typical redneck.
>>707523458
You said truck so I took a guess
How much firewood is piled in your driveway?
Ok I'm bored here you go.
>>707510222
spare kid/10
>>707523576
>>707523628
>mfw those look like my brother in laws keys
>>707523602
None. I have central heat. Why would I bother with that?
>>707523748
Busch light or natty ice?
>>707523738
Not married yet
>>707523900
Natty Ice. 2 25oz cans when I'm feeling like a cheap buzz. But typically it's IPAs and other crafts and scotch. Right now I'm drinking my cheap go to IPA Cats Away by Trouble Brewing. $7.50 a sixer. But pic related is my all time favorite.
>>707524137
No but i am. My wifes brother has a ford suv, lives in elyria ohio (giant eagle) and gets all his gas almost exclusively at speedway.
>>707524281
Flocks glocks are gay
>>707524281
Natty here. Dog fish head when I feel like spending. Got felonys so no firearms for me up in Connecticut
>>707524549
Don't like it don't look at it. It serves the purpose I need it for and it'll never let me down.
What do you think about mine?
>>707524678
Reminded me of Cynthia from rugrats. Can't believe I remember the name
>>707524622
Lame. Get your rights back if they aren't violent felonies. DFH is good shit. Typically pretty stout too. Only beers I don't like are sessions. Low abv for "session" drinking. I like to feel my beer and not just ingest empty calories for no reason.
How about mine
>>707525026
>inb4 shitty quality
>>707525026
Don't run.
Okay
>>707525120
From what
>>707525274
Nice bedsheets Nancy
>>707525026
Too annoying to take on and off.
>>707525431
No. don't run or you might trip and take a key to the jugular.
>>707525435
Even worse. They are on a chest in the living room
>>707525571
Because that's clearly dangerously close to muh dick, sure hon.
Here ya go.
>>707524678
Eyyyy Dexter
>>707525566
It has an easy clasp. Also checked.
>>707525471
At least my car doesn't run on AAA batteries
>>707525731
Questions
>>707520703
Timestamp?
My Kind of Keys
>>707526005
well played /b/ro
>>707525966
Sure. Ask
>>707525850
the suzuki is arguably a pretty damn weak gasoline car but at least it has 4x4 wheel drive. the opel astra is pretty strong. it can pull quite a lot of weight, i dont really care about the engine tho, it's all about comfort and economy
>>707526512
How did you not lose the Nissan key yet?
>>707525970
Obvious tineye confirms fake. The guy doing blow has the only nice car in here.
>>707526889
Ayyy I busted a line today
>>707510222
Judge me.
Also, checked.
>>707526829
Lucky I guess. For a long time i kept that key loose, and I would lose it constabtly. Finally drilled a hole on corner of it to get back on a keyring.
>>707526889
>Cadillac
>GM
>Fake luxury
nigga please the suzuki is nicer i bet.
>>707527053
Well that's just self-defeating beta behavior
>>707527085
What's the thing in the middle with the paint chipped off of it?
>>707527158
Oh shit. Didn't see that. Thought it was just there
>>707511994
you got an e39 or e46?
>>707511174
>The other black one is a a stealth tt, not running of course
Same
>>707511174
You better have purchased a manual 500L.
>>707527944
Oh God that cars are fucking migraine
>>707528128
Your cold
>>707528162
Just don't fix it, it can't get anymore more messed up...can it?
>>707527738
My power level
>>707524678
Sick fuck !
>>707525274
Nice key holder. I want one
>>707520703
The fuck is the one on the left, under the Maserati key?
>>707520703
>GTR key
Haha someone overpaid for a Datsun
Here's mine.
>>707528517
Eeehhhh. I think the chipmunks are on it.
The drive shaft broke from the tranny end. Luckily I just took a corner going about 5 miles per hour if I was on the highway I'd probably be dead
You know someone could make a copy of your keys from a photograph right?
>>707531549
good luck
1/2 got a BMW M3 as well, first one is a 2012 G37 coupe, the second key is Subaru Tribeca.
>>707532002
2/2
![Bruce-Schneier[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FYG7fOS.jpg "Bruce-Schneier[1].jpg")
>>707531549
Okay...a copy for a key that belongs to *a* car, probably somewhere in North America.
...and then many modern car keys include chips inside the fob as well.
I think we'll manage to deal with the risk. Somehow.
>>707532412
Well now I got your iris scan doofus
>>707532827
Iris scan for a key fob lol.
![TiAT7aC[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f7KeMsj.jpg "TiAT7aC[1].jpg")
>>707532827
...I am not a smart man.
>>707525431
>clickety clack! get in my sack!
>as he casts aside the burlap bag and drops his trousers
>his penis is willing, his stance ready
>dashing like usain he leaps upon the skeleton
>touching the penis to his bone
>it begins to pulsate
>it's beginning to absorb the skeleton into his ballsack!
>his sack expands like a waterballoon being filled from a fast flow
>near bursting, the skeleton is completely gone
>the man waddles out the door blasting things with his skelleton juice
Car keys.
>>707534111
65 dodge dart?
>>707525471
Sweet file name faggot
>>707534131
Does you nissan burn oil? Mine does. I can add a full quart after 1500 miles
>>707534444
Quads of inquisition. He must answer
>>707523680
Kek'd
>>707534444
No. I add a bottle of BG MOA every change.
>>707534244
83 GMC 1500 shortwide.
>>707534741
What's that? Like Lucas additive?
>>707534741
Truck/beer guy here. Imma have to try that. Ol truck burns a bit of oil. Does it take the place of part of your capacity? Like since it's 11oz do you leave out 1/3 of a qt?
>>707535215
>>707535328
It's better than any Lucas stuff.
I just add the MOA to my oil change, w/o accounting for capacity.
>>707535585
What's the full name? I'm going to have to check that out also
>>707535800
BG MOA. Part # 110. Look up some youtube videos of demos. It's great stuff.
>>707535800
Just google BG MOA. sets you right up
Judge away
>>707535989
>>707536009
Better than marvel mystery? That shit stopped my valve tick after 30 miles. Substituted one quart
>>707514116
U old af
>>707510222
take a shot at me
>>707536556
you are bald and wear cargos
>>707510222
>>707537741
Did you post a gun or do you have a similar piece as the other Anon?
>>707537906
Again *
>>707520703
>>707523576
NEETS who only ride with their moms.
>>707537592
You lead an extremely simplistic, insipid existence.
>>707515459
faggot
Don't y'all know posting pictures of your keys is a way for them to steal your identity.
>>707536556
- Works at a fairly blue-collar job.
- Rents an average apartment, or is making payments on a bite-size house/trailer.
- Not many hobbies to speak of, aside from drinking with friends, downloading new music albums, or trying out new restaurants.
>>707534111
- 24 years old, but knows everything about life.
- Has a girlfriend, but she argues with him too frequently.
- Enjoys summer more than any season, by a large margin.
>>707532172
- Not of fully-Caucasian origin.
- Doing decently well in life, but is afraid to take that next step he's been thinking about for some time.
- Very short hair, though not in a douchebag haircut.
pic from an EDC thread a while back too lazy to take another pic
>>707530719
- 23 years old.
- Progresses through activities as a loud, offensive person, but is largely unaware of the effects.
- Favorite alcoholic drinks are PBR and Keystone Light.
>>707539206
- Under 20 years old.
- Did not perform very well in high school.
- Is not a big Snapchat user, but frequents Facebook often.
>>707530107
Hyundai
>>707510222
Fuck your trips and your faggot keys!!
>>707528128
- Has not completed a higher level of education.
- Outlook on life is bleak, mainly because of lack of motivation.
- Enjoys simple foods such as jerky, cheese slices, and ramen noodle cups.
>>707539605
Goddamn hippie
>>707539420
Only one of those is correct.
>>707537741
Pussy keys and poosy wizard wand, kill yourself tactically, anon.
>>707539605
- Indifferent to having children, but is largely unaware of the necessary commitments.
- Sometimes is low on available spending money, but does not look for savings or coupons.
- Almost immediately posted images on Facebook upon getting the most recent vehicle.
>>707539972
sick burn brah
>>707518078
Dude sweet I'm coming up on 3 months clean
I think I know what's coming
>>707539804
How did u know??
>>707527085
- Has an I.Q. of under 120.
- If given $100,000 for a new car, would still purchase a domestic vehicle.
- Almost always greets people with the same opener.
R8 M80s
>>707540001
I have no job, but make monies from bitcoins, have no car, just ride a mountain bike or take the bus. Have no Facebook, but do have an instagram loaded with my culinary creations...
>>707538713
Actually 28.
We argue a normal amount.
Definitely an autumn guy.
>>707539094
Autism/10
>>707540327
- Raised in a low-income household.
- Drinking and smoking are not all that bad.
- Favorite bands include Gorillaz, Skillet, and OutKast.
Here are my keys. Yes, my name is Alex.
>>707539094
If I didn't see that load-bearing glowing keyboard, I might have mistaken you for a sensible person, anon.
I gave some hate to the fruit cup who posted his pussy pistol, but I actually approve of your knife choice. Spot on!
>>707537687
Not at all bro.
>>707538522
Higher tear paying blue collar. 70k/year. Paying on a house with my gf, don't even use the upstairs because we don't need it. I have expensive hobbies. Hunting, shooting, snowmobiling, making wine. Not really into new music, i like old country.
>>707525026
Trap?
>>707540496
- Is proud of his car, but it has not been maintained responsibly, and therefore, is not rare or interesting.
- Finds enjoyment in trying to one-up friends, regardless of situation.
- Claims to have an artistic eye.
>>707520703
So you're a valet
>>707540944
Let me guess
>faggot
?
>>707520062
ahh a master of the custodial arts.
>>707527085
> keysmart
this nigger knows whats up
>>707541022
Kristofferson Nelson and Jennings?
I love the old stuff
The OP only asked for keys, why is anyone posting anything other than their keyring? This is not an EDC thread faggots.
>>707541488
Nah. 4 y.o. cousin bought it for me for Christmas like 3 years ago. Cute little guy. Also, makes keys easy to find.
>>707539094
>>707540944
- Is relatively unhappy with current vehicle's continual repairs, but continues to own it out of American pride.
- Enjoys subjects such as astronomy and Numberphile on YouTube, but lacks much formal education in those areas.
- Sometimes needs to choose between playing video games or interacting with society.
>>707541022
Same on the music bro. Bakersfield and the outlaws are the best IMO.
>>707540781
Not bad, but heavy metal (not death) and alternative chick singers, otherwise well done /b/ro
>>707541816
Fuck that's accurate.
'99 Jeep, love her to death, constantly working on her (and then breaking more shit rock crawling).
>>707541968
Melvins?
>>707541682
- Strongly believes that most currently-illegal substances ought to be legalized.
- Generally is the life of the party, but can get too carried away sometimes.
- Has an interesting accent that has been pointed out a few times.
Keys are kinda cool I guess.
>>707541361
Artistic eye is right. Only current "friend" is also my drug dealer, so don't care about 1 upping him. Do all the work on it myself (oil, plugs, brake pads and rotors, new clutch master cylinder and VTEC solinoid). S2gays are surprisingly easy to work on.
>>707542166
Old ass house
New England?
>>707542166
College student who drives a moderately priced, reasonable, and boring sedan or hatch.
>>707541661
>>707541847
Conway, Jones, Haggard and Hank.
>>707542268
I think I need a new master cylinder on my Dodge is that something I could do in my driveway?
>>707542425
Fuck yeah. Who's your favorite Hank? I prefer Sr. myself.
>>707542470
Not him, but yes, unless it's some annoying little car where everything is crammed together.
>>707542122
Not legalized, decriminalized but close enough.
Am an alcoholic and amphetamine addict so take that as you will.
Not in the slightest.
Why do I like this faggot?
>>707539094
Also you're trying too hard. A zebra pen and a <$20 Boker knife? Reply when you get a Mont Blanc and a Chris Reeve Sebenza.
>>707542515
The third
Just kidding. Depends on the mood honestly. I like them both
>>707542166
- Prefers cars with dark interiors.
- Has never tried expensive, but is often able to use context clues to point out the differences chardonnay, sauvignon blanc, and pinot grigio based on bottle label.
- Has a mediocre relationship with parents.
Join if ur not a nigger
>>707542676
Same. I just tend to prefer the old one's brand of music. I definitely like Jr too though.
III isn't that bad, but all I've heard are songs about how much weed he smokes, and I don't give a shit, so it's hard to judge fairly.
>>707542470
Depends on car really, but if you're comfortable under the hood and have a decent tool kit, then yeah, it's not that bad. You'll save at least $300 on maintenance costs. Just take your time and mind the details.
>>707542569
It's a little crammed I think
>>707542175
- Under 27 years old.
- Slightly spiritual, but does not admit it to anyone.
- They don't make cars like they use to.
>>707525709
Not sure if stupid or troll. Or both.
>>707513053
Bet you don't even know what all of those are for and I'm sure there's one on that ring you haven't used in years. Also gay lanyard coach
>>707510222
>>707542906
Depending how you intrepid this thats not fucking bad.
Have a good penis day anon
>>707542850
I meant service time costs that a shop will charge you. Master cylinders themselves usually run about $80-200 depending on car.
>>707520929
The custodian is the person who maintains custody of the facility. They're basically janitor+maintenanceperson+security
>>707521355
MacDonald's all the way eh m8
>>707543149
Oh that's rich
>>707541443
Winrar
>>707542901
Fuck I hate new cars. But from that, it doesn't look like the MC is hard to get to, so you should be fine. Just make sure you have all the tools and plenty of brake fluid. Personally, I do a lot of repairs in the parts store parking lot, so I can just go buy stuff I need. Also, I'm at my local parts store a lot and the employees and I are friends.
>>707542901
It's not that bad, but you're looking at at least 3-4 hours of work, since it's your first time.
>>707542839
I haven't listened to 3 really. I can drink to either one.
>>707543149
- The world will be better off once women can reproduce without males to produce gametes.
- Has too many friends based on superficial interactions and interests.
- If there's a minor issue with a food order at a restaurant, it will immediately sent back, regardless of how busy the servers may be.
>>707543484
LOL I can see where you got that from.
It's nowhere near close but I like it.
>>707542901
God that's terrible. I have a V8 with room to fit a body on each side of the engine and still shut the hood just fine lol.
>>707543835
Lemme guess, pre-87 square body Chevy?
>>707544012
Yep!
>>707543835
The all wheel steering crams the whole rest of it
>>707544064
Nice. A buddy and I sometimes joke about hiding bodies in his C20 Suburban.
>>707542901
- For the most part, lives paycheck-to-paycheck.
- Believes that a person can travel by car from New York to California as a day trip.
- Prefers less expensive drinks such as Stella Artois.
>>707542901
>need to replace MC on my Dodge
>actually drives a rebadged Mitsubishi
If it was actually a Dodge-engineered vehicle, it'd be easy as shit. On this, it's still doable, but considerably more time-consuming.
>inb4 'It's really a Dodge"
Dodge Stealth, Eagle Talon, and Mitsubishi 3000GT are all the same car, just with different badging
r8 me faggots
>>707544553
And they were all shit
>>707544940
Edgy teenager that drives a shitty crossover from 2009 and thinks it's fast.
>>707544940
Land already
>>707545263
Do tell, I'll let you know you're wrong on all levels so far so congrats.
>>707544940
Cool keychain, but looks like a newer VW key, so it's pure shit.
>>707544940
- Greatly prefers simplistic music with well-defined 4/4 time signatures.
- The light inside has disappeared years ago, but he is still technically alive aside from that.
- Experiences frequent illusions of grandeur and wild mood swings characteristic with attention deficit or autism disorders.
>>707545533
>vw
Nope, kind of close I guess but no.
>>707545599
topkek.
Try again, yall still need to figure out the car.
>>707545606
Oh, you're safe then.
>>707527085
good set up
i have the same one
90 Ls400, 01 sienna, keys for house, shop, grandfathers shop, work and buddies house.
post more keys, those three line personality guess things are hilarious
For a 2002 Nissan pathfinder luxury trim
>>707546073
- No one messes with him or his friend, unless the attacker is African-American with a weapon.
- Does not possess a formal secondary education, but labor unions appear to be great protection against a bleak future.
- Vocabulary is below average; things are 'good', 'cool', 'okay', and 'bad'.
>>707546073
Type of person to look at all details when making a decision and goes for the safest decision. Thinks mayo is too spicy
>>707544553
, yeah I know about the DSMs. The stealth was built in the same Factory as the 3000GT VR4 in Japan
>>707546405
>luxury trim
Wow. No one cares. It's still a shitty old Nissan.
keys are gay
>>707546856
I had a 3000gt vr4.never making that mistake again
>>707546405
- Largely unphased by the mechanical and material issues with the interior of his vehicle.
- Aside from the moisture exposure during a shower, prefers to not wash his hands.
- Because of bad experiences when very young, still chooses to avoid certain common foods.
>>707546907
Said the virgin whose parents won't even give him a housekey so he can get to the basement at night.
>>707546073
Buttbuddies house.
Fixed that for you
>>707547121
- If given the choice, would purchase a Nikon D7100 over a D700 simply because it's newer.
- Still has not performed the recommended timing belt/chain maintenance.
- Has a strong preference to say 'Cali' over 'California'.
>>707544940
full stack
>inb4 janitor
>>707547121
- wants to be unique but is broke
- no it's basically an evo
- takes the bus half the time>>707547171
>>707546961
Fuck I'm in too deep. I suck at life
>>707547676
You can go deeper trust me.
>>707547617
- Computer games are way better than console versions.
- Won't admit it to anyone, but wildly enjoys how the Chrysler Sebring was designed.
- You aren't a man unless you've worked a day where you get completely dirty, greasy, and sweaty.
>>707547613
I tried taking the picture with my phone but it wouldn't upload. So I had to resize it like 4 times.
You're correct on the timing belt thing, but only because it has 13k left until mitsu reccomends it.
>>707548016
>not a seabring
>>707547617
Drive shitty 2000s Chrysler "luxury" car, maybe early 20s. Probably works somewhere you'd need to unlock lots of things. Look like residential house keys.
>>707537741
has handcuff key for "reasons"
>>707514116
Probably a prison warden or guard.
Maybe somewhere old AF like Alcatraz or azkaban
Nigga is you a dementor?
>>707547787
- In terms of hunting, highly agrees with the 'Smoke a pack a day' phrase.
- Does regular laundry, but does not notice differences between cold and hot washes.
- If executed correctly, believes that anarchy could be a decent form of society.
>>707547660
-true.
-I have had to clarify to some "car-guys" at my school it isn't an evo.
-I've almost never taken the bus.
>>707537592
nice bike lock key
>>707547420
cancer patient, meth aficionado. she locks her keys inside sometimes and I'm usually the only one sober enough to let her back in.
>>707546740
nobody messes with me, but I'm pretty beta, just intimidating.
1 year of college after i dropped out, wasn't mature enough for it. got sent to a state hospital for threatening to blow up my old school 4 years ago. was angsty af. last line is damn accurate.
>>707546794
Fuckin mayo man, why can't they tone that shit down.
>>707548234
>not luxury
>not early 2000's
>not residential
>>707515459
Was your grandfather an alcoholic and you follow in his footsteps?
>>707547787
- gaming is my life
- i've tried this.. In this game i play
- random string
>>707547918
I'm in 5k. Did water pump 80k maintenance no cat exhaust, ran great. The drive shaft broke last spring. Procrastination at its finest.
>>707548332
Not him. But what is the effective difference between hot and cold washes? I can't tell either.
>>707548331
Dementors don't need keys you autist, it's hagrid
>>707510222
ah a fellow fiatbro
that shit does wonders when living in the city.
>>707510222
anon, this is a genuinely original and good threat idea. you're cool and you should feel good about yourself. that's not sarcasm I'm trying to learn to be nice to people.
>>707510222
Only pic I have
>>707548654
If it's any consolation, I'll take the Stealth/whatever it's badged as over the shitbox behind it any day.
>>707548762
But hagroid doesn't use keys. He uses alohamora
>>707548829
Nice pic. Sauce?
>>707548821
True
