Hello, /b/, so i recently met this girl, she's unlike other girls that i know from the community i go out with, she comes and mostly just sits, doesn't talk much, smokes weed, once a few minutes rolls a cigarette, after seeing her a few times with times i gathered my spaghettios and talked to her with a obstacle of not leading on to anything as she doesn't say anything, i just went "hey, you'Re that baked anon i heard about, that goes away from speaker instead of to them", we talked for a bit but some asshole on 7 acid hits was talking shit to me and i didnt have much time anyway... that was yesterday.
today i added her to friends on facebook, she posted in the evening if someone wants to go out, i wrote her and we decided to meet up for a smoke and toke (i know that rhyme is cringey as fuck but not intentional), we talked for a bit, found out we are very much alike but had a few pauses here and then that i found awkward, i tried to think of something to say so the pauses wouldnt be too long, should i stop trying to fill them with anything if apparently it isnt the girls nature to talk much? we are same, shes cute and i am trying to get it on with her, i had no luck with women in like 6 years now, still virgin.
>pic related
>>707506310
in the last sentence i wanted to type that we are same age
ill post bitches in return
>>707506310
If you find a woman who isn't constantly running her mouth, grapple her to thy soul with hoops of steel.
>>707506930
>>707506934
hoops of steel? i do not understand
>>707506310
she's probably a lot more comfortable and down with a sexual scenario than you are in this situation. hopefully she's willing to look past that.
were you looking for advice here? just continually hang with her. this sounds counterintuitive, but the best way to get a gf is to try and fuck them as soon as possible.
>some asshole on 7 acid hits was talking shit
i'm surprised he was talking at all
>>707506310
no luck for 6 yrs and still a virgin??? are you like.. 10? or do you consider just being next to a woman as "being lucky" fkn beta
>>707507339
..?
>>707507339
does getting girls help prolong your inevitable suicide mr alpha sir ?
>>707507281
>>707507339
i do not consider being next to women lucky, i hang out with my girl-friends all the time, but they're more talkative and it's easier to talk with them
also, what do you think about this bitch? we have a lot mutual friends on fb, but i never seen her, nice tits from her fb pics,unh
>>707508342
forgot pic
anyone here? ill post more bitches i promise
>>707507783
if he's still a virgin and 18+, then he has obviously not been "getting lucky" for ONLY 6yrs..
>>707507880
no, suicide is probably next on my list of things to do if I ever become beta
>>707508149
then my friend, you've been unlucky with girls for more than 6 yrs.. and are you sure you're not too dense to realize they're hitting on you while talking?
>>707508979
how do i know girls i hitting on me though
maybe some day you'll be like your internet alter ego kid
>>707506310
ignoring the horrendous grammar issues we'll go straight to advice. The biggest advice I can give you is to chill out. Try not to worry about things so much. If she's quiet she probably doesnt feel the need to fill the silence with noise. If you guys arent currently talking its fine to fill that gap just with a smile or something.
>>707509473
this is how
>>707509967
Oh and when you are talking to her, make it easier for the conversation to flow by asking her questions that start with "what do you think about...?" or "what are your feelings on...?" this leaves questions open ended and gives her a chance to say something that will hopefully lead to the conversation flowing a bit better.
>smokes weed
Why would you want to speak to a degenerate?
>>707510245
or just make her giggle as fuck while you act like a degenerate.. while hitting on her.. works like a charm
>>707506310
Kys
>>707510384
i guess that makes me a degenerate as well, glad to know theres another thing we have in common
>>707510202
bump
>>707509967
english is not my native language, thanks for advice
>>707506310
Go out at night. Take a casual stroll. Let the silences be the nice good/chill part, that's usually when you connect the most.
>>707506310
I love girls with dreadlocks but it smells like shit
>>707511014
she's way too hot for you
>>707506310
Why spend all the time and energy trying to woo a woman when you can just make one?
>>707506310
>has dreadlocks
>smokes weed
>has an hooknose
totally gf material. i'm sure you'll never have a troublesome relationship with her
>>707511188
no they dont, none of my friends' locks smell and not mine, it depends if you take care of them and not get any dirt on them, also if you wash them once a few months with nettle shampoo
>pic related is my other friend
>>707511124
thanks
>>707507119
then you sir are autistic and have no hope in ever finding love.. good luck on your never ending quest to find a gf, virgin
>>707511014
She's nervous and shy because she fancies you. Let the silence be and give her time to relax
>>707511563
i forgot pic again
>>707511247
should i stop trying?
>>707511488
i will take intro concideration but i am living in shared flat with roomates and i dont think they would be too supportive of my new love if i made one
>>707511492
if we ever get to that relationship
>>707511775
ok :c
>>707511801
thanks
bumping with older pic of her, i think she looks way better with locks, she is wearing makeup in OP pick but she looks way better without it
>>707512342
>should i stop trying?
hell no. she might be hot, but you ply her with weed and other drugs. money, whatever you got to do to get in them panties.
>>707506310
The quite ones are the sluttiest imho. They have more to hide.
>>707512793
she likes weed a whole lot and it just is harvest time for my crops... hmm
>>707512342
i'm literally rolling on the floor laughing. can you please go to vocaroo and record yourself say:
>welcome to mcdonalds, may i please take your order
>>707512342
grow
up
>>707513131
what?
>>707512923
also she talk really quitely, like REALLY quietly, i have to apply 120% of my hearing sense to hear what she says
>>707513296
what do you mean "grow up"?
>>707513413
>because you'll be working at mcdonalds, son
no respectable business will employ an nappy-headed, pot smoking hippie
>>707513923
thats why im graphic designer, so i dont have to work at company, be my own boss, not haveing to wake up at 7 in morrow, just wake up whenevere i want, wake n bake and go back to sleep with my qt3.14 gf with dreads
>>707513923 I am pretty sure record companies are respectable. A lot of guys at the ACLU could probably fit that description, regardless of your personal opinion on their work they are in fact respectable. Most places which are not stuck in the past on business dress codes, hipster startups and probably some big names like goggles and amorezone.
>>707513024
if you ever get her to have sex, just before giving you a blow job, excuse yourself to the bathroom and inject some heroin into your urethra. she'll get addicted to dick while blowing you, and keep coming back for more.
>>707511014
Why does everyone in your country have dreadlocks?????????
>>707514782
rasta mon
>>707514273
>the entire post
that's called being slacker. you might as well aspire to be an youtube star.
>>707514472
as a matter of fact, most successful businesses that isn't sjw-finested ARE "stuck in the past" as you put it. you don't have to be a cunt in a suit, but you need to look respectable to not put off customers.
you don't sound like an asshole, so i'm telling you this purely so you don't fuck up life
>>707514782
hahaha do you know free tekno community, a lot of people in europe have locks, where are you from?
>>707514736
thanks, will keep it in mind and will execute your masterplan
>>707515149 So what exactly do you mean by "successful businesses"? Though? I ask because you sound like you either mean something like wall street, mall street, or some sort of conglomerate ship that has it necessary to be wholesome and family friendly. All businesses have their own accepted cultures but it's hard to think of many of the top of my head which I don't have a gripe against, so maybe you can do that.
Not OP btw. Also don't have dreads, a job, or very many future prospects despite my hairstyle not being deemed too wild.
>>707515149
i am a slacker, i believe that this world where you have to work is not for me, that i am meant to live a bohemian life of party and chill and travelling the world
>>707506310
Just be yourself op.
Minus all the autistic spaghetti shit.
Just chill out. You don't need to constantly talk. Look at the fucking stars if you have to! When you're baked, who the fuck cares!!?
>>707515971
that will work perfectly until you run out of other people's good will & money. and that's when you have memorize:
>welcome to mcdonalds, may i please take your order
>>707506310
Looks like a chill girl, but eh, never know. Besides the weed drenched dreds, she may very well be a feminist-cunt, self-absorbed, the dude is always second.
>>707516344
i know, thats why i have to think of something ingenious idea like blablacar.cz or facebook that will make me milions so i would never have to work again
>pic related
>>707515971
And yet you've probably not even "travelled" out of your mom's basement yet, have you!?
>>707516563
then you have to work more than ever, or loose everything. if you want to be free, be a mountainman and live of the land. if you want the benefits of society, get a real job
>>707516636
>>707516563
yes i did, that is me in the picture, the proof is right there
>>707516540
nah, shes definetly none of those things
this bitch is the worst tho
>>707511014
YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE CAT TURDS
>>707506310
Her eyes say:
"I'm a lonely girl who needs a man."
OR
"I have no soul and will kill you while you sleep."
>>707511014
Just loose your own fear of cringe and date a stoner girl with dreadlocks who happens to have a really beautiful face.
Also do her and the eyes of future people the favor and try to get her less addicted to cigarettes.
>>707517118
>>707517319
are you implying something?
>>707517249
kek
>>707506310
>mostly just sits
>doesn't talk much
>smokes weed
>that hair
Well, OP... unfortunately, by your description she's retarded
>>707517626
just stating a fact. anyway, look man, sometimes you have to grab life by the pussy and mac a bitch. next time you see her smoke her out and then shotgun a hit to her by placing your mouth on hers. its a cheap kiss but at least its an excuse to let your intentions be known.
>>707516563
Actually, by that pic you will match very well.
Forget what I said >>707517713
>>707517713
just found this, first women i see who says with that body that she doesnt need to lose wait but gain weight, i hope she doesnt want to be a landwhale
>>707517519
meh, i smoke too, nobody can make her stop but herself
>>707514273
Lmao good fucking luck with that
>that was sarcasm, for you see, I was implying that you're going to fail miserably
I explained it because you seem to have an awfully difficult time reading between the lines and understanding basic fucking expressions
>>707516563
>>707515971
Boy oh boy, you reeeaaally need to grow up. Holy fucking shit dude
>>707518452
im not THAT naive, its only a dream, i am actually starting a small clothing company with tekno art
>>707506310
Don't let it stay you wanting her without saying something. One way or another. Takes real set of balls but sometime just tell her she's cool af but also that you're into her for more than just smoking. Ask her what she thinks. The sooner the better
>>707518768
Sorry I'm just projecting. I'm a lazy shitty 20 year old who works a dumb fast food job and who wishes he could also do something cool like what you're doing so I was just being bitter
>>707519637
then do something cool, man
>>707519539
i will but i think there is no need to rush, i only know her for like a week or so
>>707520295
Why is she single? Has that been brought up at all?
>>707520295
I think a week is a perfect amount of time. Just ask her on a date, man. Do it before someone else does
>>707520543
i "know her" means that i just seen her and didnt talk to her, i talked with her for a bit yesterday and today i just found out what school is she going to, what she likes and the usual and i think its still kinda soon, i think the friday rave party is the good opportunity
>>707520518
yeah i wonder as well how a girl that cute and with such perfect legs is still single
>>707520868
Ohh alright yeah I agree then, I guess it probably is still a little soon
>>707520868
Sometimes they're psycho. It's always the quiet ones
>>707520543
oh you said "ask her on date" of course i did, im sure ill see her soon again, we talked about shrooms and agreed to go pick shrooms some weekend together
>>707521185
Haha nice. Well, good luck to you then. I'll go out and try to "do something cool", lol
It just gets difficult because I get too cozy at a certain job and I find it difficult to leave
>>707521505
you said you work at fast food? what do you do in free time?
>>707521743
Shit all...
I actually have a ton of free time but I don't do anything with it. Lately I've been browsing /b/, watching south park, and gaming a little bit. I hang out with friends every (or most) weekends and drink with them and shit
>>707522134
i have the opposite problem, i want to do a lot of things, dont know which to do first which results in procrastinating... i dont know what to suggest to you as i dont know what you might like, i am DJ, right now just mixing tracks on midi controller, buying LPs to learn how to play turntables and also bought just now my first synth from ebay which is the previous pic related, if you like electronic music check it out, it may be your thing and making music live is the coolest thing ever
>pic related is the oldschool groovebox, basically a computer and a titan amongst analog machines