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/b/ I need so random pictures. Help me
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so what happens?
>>707503111
honestly after having anal a couple times, the feeling of poop preloading at the bottom of the anus feels good
>>707503111
>>707503230
it helps you sleep, dumbasses. can't you read?
>>707503230
>so what happens?
"Dr." Oz says it will make you sleep better.
So nothing will happen.
>>707503111
>>707503230
>>707502930
Don't do this, you'll make nerve gas.
>>707503494
how ?
>>707502930
>>707503230
>>707503494
I googled, curious, and see a bunch of hits. Of course, the people authoring the sites are the same sorts of asshats that think acupuncture and crystal are real.
>>707503794
Google boil bananas you lazy bitch. Read a few fucking sentences. Answer found
>>707503708
no, it's called banana tea. do research
>bananas contain high amounts of potassium and can kill you very fast if you have to much in your system. I would suggest reading up on potassium poisoning
The normal level of potassium in the bloodstream is in the range of 3.5-5.0 mM, while levels of 6.3-8.0 mM (severe hyperkalemia) result in cardiac arrhythmias or even death due tocardiac arrest. Potassium is potentially quite toxic, however toxicity or death due to potassium poisoning is usually prevented because of the vomiting reflex. The consumption of food results in mild increases in the concentration of potassium in the bloodstream, but levels of potassium do not become toxic because of the uptake of potassium by
various cells of the body, as well as by the action of the kidneys
transferring the potassium ions from the blood to the urine. The body’s regulatory mechanisms can easily be overwhelmed, however, when potassium chloride is injected intravenously, as high doses of injected potassium can easily result in death.
>>707503111
>>707503230
>>707503463
>>707503494
>>707503699
>>707503708
>>707503794
>>707503886
>>707503939
>>707503970
it just boils the magnesium out of the peel. It doesn't really help you fall asleep but magnesium can help you stay asleep through the night and have vivid dreams.
>>707503682
>gifts birth
delet this
>>707504164
So by eating a bunch of babanas - or boiling them and drinking the juice - will litereally do nothing
>>707504164
Dat sodium potassium pump b. Learned that in Bio 101. Basically what you spray/kill bugs with is an overload of it causing them to go into shock...same concept with lethal injections.
>>707503230
you get banana broth
>>707503708
>you'll make nerve gas.
without onions and frogs and other secret shit, impossible
>>707504064
the fact someone took time to draw that and type all that out is amazing
>>707503446
I love ugly chicks.
>>707504164
i used to eat 10 bananas for breakfast and saw ppl who eat 30 a daily or 50 in on sitting, idk how boiling bananas could kill some1
>>707504550
The internet is full of wonders.
>>707504397
Probably. Might make you feel a bit woozy, almost drunk. One of the old Anarchist Cookbook things was to eat a bunch of bananas (think like 20 bananas), then boil the peels and drink the liquid to induce a high. Still not deadly, but it's a lot of work to get a high.
>>707503682
Cringed hard
>>707502930
riiiiiiight
fucking cyanide or some shit
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>>707504869
>How do I into common sense
>>707502930
I've discovered for the best effect your should insert the banana up your rectum to ensure the slow release of the carbohydrates over night. Bliss.
fucking hell we need some zest in this thread
>>707503111
>>707503230
mustard gas
>>707504722
>The internet
it's declining tho
the hooligans are overrated
>>707503446
What's her name?
>>707504644
>seen people who eat 30 daily, or 50 in one sitting
What the fuck, are you watching apes at the zoo?
I refuse to believe it's possible to eat that many bananas, let alone 10 for breakfast.
>>707504255
>delet this
Delete this aslo
>>707505508
I'm sure the japanese eating champions are capable of that at least.
>>707503682
Not being able to spell gives.
>JustBlackPeopleThings
>>707503446
M-more ?
>>707505438
lost
>>707503446
it's that grimes?
>>707505508
Your instincts are sound, but it's closer than you might think...
World record in one sitting is 30.
https://recordsetter.com/world-record/bananas-eaten-sitting/35143
>>707503446
Is that grimes?
>>707503682
The kid on the left hates his family
>>707505212
>>707504732
But bananas are very tasty
It's a win-win
>>707503708
No way just boiling some bananas can make nerve gas.
>>707504164
Bullshit. You're right about bananas having potassium, but you'd have to boil like 10 bananas and drink at least 2 liters of the water. There are some illnesses where you have to follow a potassium-free diet.
>>707503446
Anyone know who she is
>>707506379
Ofcourse it can't, you idiot
>>707505370
still get this result, cant help but feel google is trying to say something
>>707503446
does this mean Chris Cunningham has returned?
>>707505391
is that another one of those half inflated babies?
>>707506379
Sure can, never heard of potassium chloride?
>>707506793
stop googling BBC....
>>707503446
More
>>707506379
Chemistry noob. Do you want to fucking die?
>>707503587
>>707503682
>>707506878
You have to put them in water to make them grow, like picture related
>>707504064
This is the written equivalent of a bad snl sketch that lasts for 20 minutes
>>707503794
>>707503446
Name?
>>707502930
Stare at this and you trip balls, the longer you look the harder the trip.
>>707502930
GONNA TRY THIS AND PUT AN END TO MY AWFUL LIFE. THANKS OP.
>>707507351
your motion is: SUSTAINED
>>707507423
>>707507720
>>707507753
Thanks lori
>>707502930
>You won't believe what will happen to your sleep
Don't do this. You won't be able to sleep cause you just drank half a gallon of water and have to piss like crazy. Your pee will also smell like banana.
One billion of those motherfuckers and only one like him. This guy is a chinese Jack Fucking Bauer
>>707505508
My bro did well over ten a day cause he was vegan and some chick on you tube told him to. They were blended though
For you idiots debating the toxicity of potassium in bananas, they aren't even the most potassium dense food.
One large potato has as much potassium as 3-4 bananas.
If you've ever eaten a large serving of guacamole, you've consumed as much potassium as 5-6 bananas.
Nobody ever died from eating guacamole or potatoes you fucking morons.
>>707505438
the horror, the horror. XD
>>707507753
>hawhawhaw its like that "internet meme" hawhawhaw!
>>707507574
Don't do this you will fucking die.
Source: fucking died.
>>707508418
>no one died from eating guacamole or potatoes
>eating guacamole or potatoes
>guacamole or potatoes
This is about bananas you mongoloid. Why don't you just shut up, if you're too stupid to read?
>>707504397
Probably make you poop a lot. Bananas make you poop a lot.
>>707508855
dubs, but you won't get muscle cramps. Bananas help with muscle cramps
>>707503682
They're not white.
They're liberals. Disgusting creatures.
>>707508418
>Nobody ever died from eating guacamole or potatoes you fucking morons.
sure about that, retard?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2409920/Russian-girl-8--orphaned-ENTIRE-family-wiped-deadly-gas-caused-rotting-potatoes-cellar.html
>>707508040
No-one knows who he is and he's probably still alive out there too. Probably doesn't even know how famous he is.
>>707505230
>mustard gas
Those are bananas, not mustard, silly!
>>707508855
I wish you a Wonderful Poop
>>707502930
That's fucking disgusting
>>707505262
this is truly horrifying
>>707509066
>eating potatoes
>eating
They didn't eat those potatoes now, did they? Lrn2read nigger
>>707508808
You can fuck potatoes too
but what happens though if i cook bananas and then drink the tea?
please i need to know
>>707509728
Even though this is still about bananas, I like your thinking.
>>707509738
You get potatoes and guacamole according to this guy>>707508418
>>707505370
dude i did this and got the same shit thats scary
>>707503939
For whatever reason I fucking kekd real hard. Lmao ty anon, that lazy bitch
>>707509617
they died from potatoes. You just only stated eating for guacomole.
Besides, people have died from solanine poisoning.
>>707509738
op op op oppa gangnam style
>>707503682
How exactly does one"gift birth"? Fucking niggers....
>>707509066
Maria Chelysheva's father went to fetch some potatoes from the basement. When he didn't return, her mom went to fetch him. When she didn't come back, the young girl's teenage brother went to see what the matter was. He too failed to return. Shortly thereafter, Maria's grandmother called a neighbor for help but also went into the basement before anyone arrived. Her fate was the same as the others...
>>707503363
I fapped to this
>>707509119
Except people do know who he is. He was interviewed. He was walking home and he got sick of it and did that.
>>707510053
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey
Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op, op, op, op
>>707510092
Long live Jambi
>>707507574
After 5 minutes I saw my grandpa. Grandpa has been dead for years. Neat trick.
>>707504064
DONT DO THIS IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS
is it true that you sleep better if you boil a banana?
or is this some 4chan joke that you will die if doing?
>>707505391
Oh my god what the fuck is that?!
>>707505370
same
>>707509953
When you get to fourth grade they will teach you about verbs with multiple objects.
>>707510269
I just got cancer in my tumor
>>707510597
love how you skipped the last sentence though.
>>707510666
eeeeeeey sexy lady
op op op
oppa gangnam style
>>707510666
Nice TRIPS satan.
Loved your new porn video by the way.
>>707510908
>>707510269
>>707509519
My boner says otherwise
>>707508855
I have IBS-D (diarrhea type), and no food is better to stop me from having plentiful watery craps than eating 2 bananas a day.
Bananas contain large amounts of serotonin (even more in the skin). Excess Serotonin is converted into Melatonin later in the day which helps you sleep. boiling the banana causes all of the complex sugars left in the fiber of the banana (because she used an unripe banana - needs to be spotty like a cheetah) are broken down into simple sugars making the uptake of the serotonin even easier.
You can get this effect with a banana smoothie every morning and the effects will be even greater. Blend 10 ripe bananas and lots of water. Drink this for breakfast and you will have sustained mental and physical energy for the whole day, you will be happy (because of serotonin, and you will sleep better! Give it a try
>>707504164
>>707503111
>>707503230
>>707503463
>>707503494
>>707503699
>>707503708
>>707503794
>>707503886
>>707503939
>>707503970
>>707503435
Is that bitch cooking skittles?
>>707506838
Underrated post
Do these fuckers even know how to internet?
http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/bananapotassium.asp
Get over it, nothing is gonna happen.
HAVE
ANYONE
FUCKING TRIED
BOILED
BANANAS ?
>>707503478
Kek
>>707503446
I've always fantasized about having intercourse with a neanderthal
>>707511538
man was smart enough to put the cap back on the bottle or it would of looked like he pissed himself
>>707503526
Lol
Whos little retard kid is this. I see this thing everwherr
>>707511538
Is that buzz lightyear on the table ?
>>707502930
This makes mustard gas!!
>>707506252
>Family deodorant bar
>>707503435
Are those skittles?
>>707503435
What are those? Skittles?
>>707508851
anyone else notice her ear-peice?
>>707508418
Pffft. You never heard of death by guacamolie...pleeb
>>707511808
Darth Vader with tits lol
>>707506252
your not fully clean.. until your... zestfully clean
>>707508851
a nautical themed tattoo i actually enjoy
>>707505262
making me feel pretty gay right now
>>707511808
how's life at Grey Gardens?
>>707505262
>>707512767
the Hartley Hooligans
>>707511808
wake up in middle of night
see this
wat do
>>707515077
do big cums
>>707512767
they are the Fartley Fooligans
>>707510484
Why would you die if you boiled a banana bro, are you retarded?
>>707515077
Repent
>>707510074
"gift" birth by having the sex
>>707515343
the time for that had well passed my child
>>707505262
HueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHue
>>707511571
Fun fact. Before horses were introduced to North America, this was the most efficient way to hunt buffalo. Light some fires and chase them off a cliff. Inelegant, but hey. Beef.
>>707503682
anakin aint happy
>>707502930
According to doctor oz it just makes you sleep more. Then again he isn't that good of a doc so it may be mustard gas
>>707506379
Also infernal bleeding
>>707505073
Th-this is perfect.
>>707518071
Eternal* Bleeding
>>707508418
Also eternal bleeding
>>707514411
You like the retarded shark/whale?
>>707506878
We can only hope
>>707504644
How black are you?
Nice pussy.
>>707503230
You go bananas
>>707503230
You get the squirting shits for the rest of the night
>>707513211
Torontofag?
>>707502930
>>707503230
You go bananas
>>707502930
Doing this will cause nightmares lmao
>>707503682
"This is no longer pod racing"
>>707503230
It gives you nightmares. The sugar in bananas keep you in a certain cycle of sleep where nightmares are had.
>>707503682
TRIGGERED
>>707521645
>squirting shits for the rest of the night
we need one brave anon to confirm. shit the bed or deep REM sleep. we need to know.
>>707505073
The Keks george :/
>>707503446
phoenix floe
>>707503446
Grimes is hotter with clothes on :/
>>707505370
wow I didn't believe but this was my results too
I got the same results on duckduckgo too
>2016
>but internet is 1984
>>707504164
so this is basically the perfect suicide? or murder for that matter
>>707521433
Intersex person
>>707505491
>>707506527
Hila Klein
>>707504064
dont do this, the increased levels of vitamins can lead to an overdose
>>707524361
Stab yourself in the neck with a icicle open the neck vein. The icicle will melt to water. The police will find no weapon and think there is a murderer on the loose.
>>707525185
Why does this trigger you guys so much?
>>707508734
kek
>>707522958
i would loved to have seen someone punch right through that midgy's head
>>707502930
I wonder how many people will try and an hero using this information tonight?
>>707519413
You clearly don't feel the satirical aspect.
>>707511868
>>707513460
>>707513603
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>>707524894
>be 10
>have a small circle of good friends
>friend of a friend starts hanging out more
>my friends and I used to play in this forest during breaks
>for some reason only me and this friend of a friend ended up in forest
>this dude is like 'hey I gotta show you something!"
>picrelated.png
>>707524894
>>707505391
>filename
Lost
>>707502930
That's like four pounds of bananas. They're cheap and all, but what a waste.
>>707508855
These dubs lie.
Bananas make you regular.
>>707526225
women... give them guns and they dress them up in clothes
>>707526535
there is no legitimate reason why this would happen. it is clearly being engineered by google for some social engineering purpose
>>707512658
He probably shat himself when he died, so there's that.
>>707508855
the opposite is true retard
eating fufu (mashed plantains) prevents diarrhea
>>707524897
Haaaa hahaha oh fuck
>>707505212
How do make those moving pictures instead of having it as a video? I've always wanted to know LOL
>>707503435
she has nice titties
