>1997 >I’m 18 >Live in Phoenix area, go to the city

Keep going

Did he nut on you

>>707471790
>I’m wondering if last night even really *happened*
>It had to have, because I found the CD
>Inside is Sethe’s card, a bag of red powder, and a handwritten note I cannot read
>I must’ve been really, really drunk that night
>At this time, I am working at a deli
>Have the day off, so just for the hell of it I decide to check the place out
>Citadel Q is located in what was once an old bank
>These are just the offices, the studios and shit were all rented by Sethe
>Go there, meet some secretary named LuAnne and she tells me to wait for Sethe
>I notice that LuAnne is clearly high
>Eventually, Sethe comes out to meet me, shakes my hand
>Confess to him I do not recall being offered a job
>I know you don’t
>Sethe’s office is comfy, we sit down and he tells me he needs help with logistics
>Moving equipment, driving people, etc.
>I tell him I already have a job
>He’ll pay me double, minus what it costs to buy a company car
>After some thought, I decide to take the job, shake his hand, etc.
>Awesome
>Okay, let’s get to work

pretype fegit

go on

Cool game idea

Is that pic of you?
Are you a male or a female?
Why won't the guy behind you eat?

>>707472101
>For the first few days, I do little other than move shit into the office
>Mostly blank CDs, computers, sound equipment, etc.
>Sethe mostly stays in his office, probably snorting drugs
>I get the feeling he’s just some rich trust fund dude
>One day, this big guy comes in
>LuAnne tells me that this guy is DJ Sai
>I recognize his name from the sampler CD
>Say, I learn, is to be the first artist to get a wide release from Citadel Q
>Okay
>Sethe comes out, hugs Sai, introduces him to me
>Cool stuff
>Then, I’m informed that I’ll be Sai’s driver
>I get to use the (really shitty) company car
>Oh boy
>That night, I drive Sai to a club to perform a set
>On our way there, Sai does this weird thing where he flicks my ear
>What the fuck?
>He asks if I’ll stop at the gas station for him
>Ok
>I have to pee
>Ok
>We get to the station and, I shit you not…
>Sai gets out, whips out his dick, and pees inside my car’s gas tank
>Dude, what the hell?
>I get out the car, chastise his ass, and he just laughs
>Sethe wouldn’t like you talking like that to me
>Okay
>I figure it’s not my car anyway, so I get back in the car
>Sai asks me for twenty bucks
>What?
>Sethe will pay you back, man, come on
>Okay
>I make a mental note of this shit
>Sai walks into the gas station, comes out with about 12 of those iced honey buns
>Thanks me
>We drive to the club

>>707472296
>Alright, so I get back to the office the next day and tell Sethe what a fucking weirdo Sai is
>Sethe assures me all DJs are like that, gives me 50 bucks, and asks me to clean the office
>So I do
>It’s been nearly a week, I wonder when I’ll get my paycheck
>Two days later, Sethe invites me to his office
>Alright
>He hands me a CD with ’Sai Man Says’ scribbled on it
>It’s a rough copy of Sai’s debut record
>He plays it for me, it’s okay I guess
>He has ordered three thousand copies, to be distributed around the area
>Asks me if I’ll be Sai’s manager
>Fuck no
>Please, Anon
>No
>Please?
>No
>He hands me three hundred dollars in cash
>Okay
>The first thing I have to do is call record stores to see if they’d be interested in ordering the CD
>Most of them are, because that music is big around here, so I just drive to the stores and drop off the CDs
>They pay me, I pay Sethe, he pays me, no problem
>Then, one day, Sai calls me
>How did you get my number?
>Sai is not happy with the album art
>The album art is just some weird purple background
>Keep in mind this is just club music
>Well what do you want me to do, Sai?
>Take another picture for the album
>You’ll have to talk to Sethe
>Well, I have an idea for an album cover and I’m not sure Sethe would be down
>What is it?
>I want to burn down a church

>>707472547
Continue please

>>707472547
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>707472547
go on burn it do it burn the dj with it

This thread is relatively interesting. Continue

>>707472547
>So, basically, Sai has been reading about some bands in Norway that burned down churches and used the image for their album
>I tell Sai that not only is his idea highly illegal, Sethe would not want to order new CDs
>He asks me to meet him at Dairy Queen
>Sure
>We meet there and he orders 6 hamburgers
>He is a big dude, but not as big as you’d think
>Sai, I learn, if he is to be trusted, is a convicted felon and overall scary dude
>He tells me he frequently fantasizes about burning things
>Uh…okay
>Says his music is ‘liquid fire’
>He wants to talk to Sethe
>So, I give it a couple days and go back to the office
>Sethe tells me Sai is indeed an ex-con who was in the pen for running over a dude
>Jesus fuckin’…
>He was inside for 5 years since the dude didn’t die
>After an entire hour of selling me on Sai’s music, I’m told that Sai will be headlining a pretty big rave at another warehouse
>Okay
>He wants me to go to make sure Sai doesn’t fuck anything up
>Okay
>The next few days, I continue to go to CD stores, selling them Sai’s CD, etc.
>On the day of the big rave, I wake up, get dressed, walk into the main living room
>Sai is sitting on my couch holding a fucking cat

continuuuuuue

>>707473314
A cat?? The absolute madman

im interested, keep going, OP

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>>707473314
Is he going to burn the cat?

Please don´t let this be a fucking dinosaur plot twist

>>707473609
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

>>707473314
>Hey Anon, he says
>You ever wonder if animals are like people? Like with their feelings and shit?
>Sai, how do you know where I live?
>So if I were to, say, fuck this cat, would it feel good about it? Or bad, like it was being raped or something?
>Sai, what the fuck are you doing in my house?
>I have a gun, but it’s in my room and I don’t feel like starting shit so I just tell him flat out he’s a maniac
>He tells me to chill, asks if I have weed
>I don’t
>I tell him that if he breaks into my house again, I’m calling the cops, and it’s a miracle I don’t call animal control or some shit because of that poor cat
>Sai tells me, ‘Uncle Sam wants to put me down because I’m an animal’
>Yeah okay
>I get my keys, decide to drive Sai to the office so Sethe can deal with his ass
>I come back and Sethe is lying on my couch, shirtless
>Hey man, would you mind rubbing me?
>What?!
>My back is sore, from rubbing that cat
>Because me and that cat?
>We’re connected.
>I ask him to get up
>He insists
>I go up to him and fake-ass rub his back for like three seconds
>There, let’s go
>That’s bullshit man, rub me harder
>Oh, for christ’s sake, Sai
>Suddenly, I smell something
>I assume Sai is high, and he’s just reeking of drugs, but then I realize the smell is coming from the door way
>I open the door
>You know those red gas tanks people use?
>There are three of them, overflowing, outside my apartment

>I get the address from directory assistance and try to look it up on Mapquest or something on the dial up Aol internet my mom has. I give up and look at the map my dad has pasted on the wall of the hallway to the garage. I drive north, it's fucking 1/3 of the way to Flagstaff.
>I get there and it's an adobe mud brick and stucco building behind an old wood and mixed media type of ranch house that looks like it was stolen in parts and assembled by hippies in the 60 or 70's.
>the outbuilding is newer and smells much less like pot and urine than the ranch house. The electric lines go from the street to the ranch house and outbuilding separately, with a new meter on the corner, I pass it as I walk along the sunken sidewalk along the front of the outbuilding and notice it spinning like really fast.
>I hear music and then yelling. It's people recording some grunge shit that I didn't really get into back then- or Ever. So I ring the bell, and everyone laughs, I hear someone that sounds like Sethe yell come in asshole, and so I open the door.
>it's cold as Fuck inside and there's expensive looking wall treatment like squares of foam waves and the band is in the way of the door. I walk around and past them to Sethe who is smoking a little miniBong and sitting at the console of what looks like the biggest console they make for audio engineering. They have some other people playing cards and eating at the kitchen table at the far end. It's all one big long room, except for a door to the bathroom past the kitchen. The lights are dim in the kitchen and the guys and girls there look older than me by a lot.
>Sethe asks me where the stuff is and I say I don't know what he's talking about.
>He laughs and everyone laughs.
>lets go he said, where I ask?
>two chicks Sethe and me go to my car
>we go to Flagstaff and buy 90bucks of cheese coney chili hot dogs and burgers from a giant triangle

>>707473869
Red gas tanks?

Jerry cans?

I... got lost

>>707473924
I think that you pasted this too early...

I'm so clueless

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>>707473924
Post your shit in right order asshole

>>707473924
OP here, this is not me. Ignore this fake shit.

>>707473869
>Holy shit
>Sai gets up, still shirtless, tells me he wanted to take some pictures
>Do you even have a camera, Sai?
>I figured you would
>Well, I don’t
>This seems to piss him off, he tells me he wants to ‘own the flame’
>Well you should be getting ready to ‘own the stage’ at the show tonight, Sai
>At this point, I still hadn’t gotten a check from Sethe
>I should have just quit, but I kind of liked having a car to drive around that wasn’t my own
>I have no idea what to do with that gas
>Sai asks if I’ve ever heard of the church on the west side, it’s pretty big, a weird tan color
>Sai, that’s a synagogue
>We should burn it down
>Do you have any fucking idea what kind of message that’s going to send if your record has a burning synagogue on the cover?
>Hm…good point, anon, you’re pretty smart
>Let’s just go meet Sethe
>I make sure to move the gas jugs outside before we leave
>I go to the offices, Sai is still in my car, and tell Sethe I want my check and want Sai out of my life
>He tells Sai’s record is selling well, sort of, and that this big show will be important
>Sort of? What’s that supposed to mean
>Sethe hands me a hundred bucks, his usual way of getting me to shut the fuck up, and asks me to take Sethe out to eat before the show
>Okay, fine
>I leave the offices, go to my car
>And Sai is not there

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>707472547
Come on asshole copypasta this is taking too long

I'm waiting for sethe to rape you

Femanon here. When i was 12, my parents went to a church reunion in Oregon for 4 days and left me home alone. They thought it was an oppurtunity for me to act more "mature." I had a dog (half rottweiler,half siberian husky) named rosco who was getting a reputation for humping random things aruond my house. My parents liked him outside but i let him inside cause i was home alone and was gonna do whatever the hell i wanted. i take a shower and walk back to my room naked cause i felt like it. I COMPLETELY forget he's in the house and he rushes up to me, tackles me, and starts humping away like crazy.

>>707474690
ok

My god this is bad OP.

Enjoy your minimal wage job cause you'll never get a creative job.

>so Sethe and me go back to the studio house with just one of the girls cause the one just needed a ride to Flagstaff cause her out of school suspension was over the next day and had to be back. She was 16, but mexicanish or something, and looked much older. I asked Sethe if she was with anyone but he just laughed and said don't bother she's having Kurt's baby.
>which guy is Kurt?
>the singer

Somewhere in Arizona is Kurt Cobain's little half or quarter Indian mexi Spanish bastard kid who would be like 18 now.

>>707473869
I am currently taking a shit at work and man I love reading material. Keep going m8, if you fucking end this with walk the Dino imma murder you

Anyone else not understand John Cena?

Like, come come all he has to do is wave his hand infront of his face, and then people cant see him? Surely if this were the case he wouldn't appear on camera and the WWE would have a nightmare filming him. If I were Vince and a wrestler came up to me and said he wanted to join up but he would do all the fighting whilst invisible I'd tell him to fuck off because its probably just some chode excuse to slack off the job.

>>707474615
>I don’t really feel like telling Sethe his big star has vanished, so I decided to go chill the fuck out
>I go to my friend’s house, have a few drinks, and get a page from Sethe
>I call him from my friend’s phone
>Anon? Hey, Anon? I…uh..need you to come to the offices real quick
>No shit? Why?
>He gets mad, tells me to shut the fuck up, and asks me to hurry up
>He has never gotten mad at me before so I decide it must be urgent
>i hurry the fuck up to the office
>One of the windows is shattered
>What the fuck?
>I run into the office, scared as fuck
>LuAnne isn’t there but her car is
>Sethe is in his office screaming
>I smell gas
>Jesus…
>I run into Sethe’s office, scared as fuck
>I am scared as fuck
>Like I should have been when Sai broke into my apartment
>Sethe has a baseball bat
>Sai is there, with an empty red gas can
>Gas all over the floor
>Sai, what the fuck?!
>They’re yelling about something, totally lost to me
>Obviously not related to music
>You know, I just realized I had never heard Sai actually discuss making his music
>I didn’t even remember listening to that CD I got when I first met Sethe
>You know what I do remember?
>That bag of red powder

>>707471790
Can you by any chance post all this on reddit??

>>707475567
Fucking cancer

>>707475567
no what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you a complete moron?

Get the fuck out of here, Brandon.

>>707475567
You cheeky cunt

I refuse to let this thread die, even if it has a walk the dinosaur end

>>707474690
>So I let him ride me around and I walked slowly with him falling off, then getting back up along my legs, eventually we get to my room.
>I put my comforter on the floor cause the bare wood floor was all splintery and I didn't want to get anything stick in my hands or feet.
>he ran away cause my dad used to wash him outside but then dry him with old big shop towels, so he got scared. I whistled after a bit and he came back. I patted him and he circled me then hopped up and nosed my butt and began scratching my legs up as I stood there and let him try to hump me from the front.
>I pushed him off and held his paws and tried to turn around while keeping him up on my legs.
>he followed me to the floor on my comforter and nosed and lapped my thighs then Suddenly licked my butthole. I tended and let him but it was like electricity,
>his lapping stopped and he tried to jump me again, his claws really hurting my sides and butt, I got up and looked for my nail and file set, but then thought I'd just wrap his feet or put socks on him.
>the socks I tried first but they would come off- I was desperate for him to lick me again and so I just used a lot of wrapping tape to keep several pairs of socks on his front paws at once

Bump

>>707475851
Rip, I wanted to save it

>>707475912
You nasty bitch

bumping

>>707475366
>So, in the midst of Sethe and Sai arguing, I pick up on some shit.
>I never actually went into the CD stores
>I met with dudes who claimed to be working at the CD stores outside or in the back of the CD stores
>Never seemed too suspicious to me
>Until now
>As far as I know, all Sai just stands there in front of a turntable or some shit during his performances
>Is he even a musician?
>I interrupt the two guys, ask Sethe outright if he’s selling drugs
>Sai gets really, really, really upset
>What follows is a lot of threats, insults, etc.
>Sethe basically tells me his ‘master plan’
>Sai works for a drug dealer whose name, I swear to god, I do not know
>Sethe used to sell cocaine in the mid-late 80’s
>He met Sai in jail
>That story about Sai running over a dude? All true.
>Sai’s boss met Sethe at a rave, they got the idea to sell drugs in CD cases
>Which means at some point Sethe convinced me to buy drugs, at that rave, but anyway
>I have basically been trafficking drugs
>Sai is not happy that I know about this
>Sethe is probably not happy either
>I’ve seen too much
>Heard too much
>I wonder where LuAnne is
>Or WHO she is
>And I run the fuck outta there

>>707473924
>>707475912
will you fuck off? cunts like you ruin 4chan

>>707475912
Tits + timestampped pooper or gtfo

ya know, for fucks sake....The Apter Mags used to maintain kayfabe when a babyface was over in The Fed, but when Vinne Mac started selling heel heat after the screwjob, the only way to get over was to work stiff on a jobber with a strong-style puroresu workrate. i'd hate to draw a shoot on a beat down blind tag with a blown spot botch that broadwayed some cheap heat to a double turn. but that goes without saying. to forgo the chicken wing and just shoot the bantam in a rest hold for sake of a bump would sell a vince over the top to heel a very mark one more time than to dusty the whole damn thing... it's just not good for business. and that's not smark on the curb step out of nowhere.

>>707473924
>>707475912

>>707476208
Little kids man. Fucking tired of these mongoloids.

>>707476147
>So, I stupidly return to my apartment
>I wonder if I should move into a hotel or some shit
>But honestly, running like that would just make me look even more suspicious
>So I decide to wait a while and call Sethe
>I call his ass
>No response
>I call the offices
>No response
>I call LuAnne
>She picks up!
>I ask her what happened
>She explains to me that Sai showed up, was very upset, and burst a window
>Sethe asked her to leave
>LuAnne asks if she can come to my place
>Yeah, okay
>She arrives, and tells me she has a feeling Sai and Sethe are into some illegal shit
>Yeah, I say, I have those suspicions too
>LuAnne is obviously shaken up, tells me she knew Sethe’s mom from church and that’s how she got the job
>I wonder if she had any idea how fucking crazy Sai was
>I wonder if any of this would have happened had I just massaged his back earlier today
>After LuAnne leaves, I get a call from Sethe
>Sai zoned out (his words) and lit his office on fire
>Sai is gone, nowhere to be found
>And his boss wants to meet
>With me

>I led him back from the kitchen after taping the socks to the fur of his legs
>it was so much like a romantic dance, where the guy is horny but romances his date by dancing with her. We circled and spun around with his weiner rocket sticking out at me and it all made me laugh
>Before I get to the hallway, I hear a knock on the side door of the kitchen and see the pizza delivery boy's hat peeking thru the thin yellow curtains of the door.
>oh crap I run back to my room and I put on some clothes really quick, I shut my date in my room, then ran run after the pizza boy before he drove off. I talk to him about how cool it is to be able to drive.

Man this sht is so wrong in so many motherfuking levels yo…I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled “Boku” I said to this dude, What’s this sht? He just giggled and said “Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!” Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sht but as I watched the first video, I was like “Yo…..what the fuk..” THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like “Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfukING CAR AND THEN I SAID “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” I couldn’t fuking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sht was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE NIGGAS…YOOOOOOO…….THOSE NIGGAS….AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..IT WAS LIKE YOUR bich WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING “DIFFERENT” AND IT WAS SO fukED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT WATCHING IT…AND THAT’S WHAT I fukING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE…THREE NIGGAS…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfukING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON’T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON’T DO IT NIGGA, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!

Even if this is fiction, this is fucking good.

Keep going OP.

>>707476792
Fuck off cunt

>>707476851
What

>>707476792
tits or gtfo

>>707476980
its fucking fake you moron. this little nigger is just typing nonsense. Fucking Brandon

>>707477123
don't care, he should show me his tits or leave

Nice stuff OP its been a while since ive actually read a book

Bump

Sai showed up and killed him.

>>707477169
You're part of the problem newfag.


Go to your room, Brandon. Thats enough internet for today,

Come on OP type faster

>>707476665
>At this point I have two options
>Call the cops and hope I don’t get into too much trouble
>Or meet with Sai’s boss
>I go for the latter, my thought process being that maybe Sethe would offer me money to stay quiet
>I wasn’t very smart back then
> We meet at some weird ass costume store a few miles out of town
>Sai’s boss is a guy named Luke, an older black man
>Luke was big into selling coke, much like Sethe was
>Luke also has an armed guard with him, so I’m scared as fuck
>Sethe apologizes to me for getting me wrapped up in this
>He didn’t want a known criminal mulling drugs around, and I seemed like a good kid when he met me at the rave
>Gee, thanks
>Luke tells me that, thirty years ago, I would have been deemed ‘wrong place, wrong time’ and shot twice in the head
>Twice
>I don’t respond
>He makes some joke about silence being golden, tells his guard to not look so jumpy
>I hear a car pull up
>Sai walks in
>Sai is obviously very upset and very, very loaded
>Sai threatens to kill Sethe, me, LuAnne
>Luke goes up to him, whispers something in his ear
>I am very afraid
>Luke nods, looks at me, looks back to Luke, nods again
>”I’m sorry for any trouble I may have caused here, sir.”
>He holds out his hand to me, like he was showing me the top of his hand or some shit
>Then he leaves
>Luke laughs, tells me Sai has the mind of a then year old or some shit
>I tell him I have never met a ten year old with a mind like that
>Everyone laughs
>Luke points to some masks in the store, asks me to put one on

Yeah. I "skimmed through" your diatribe OP.
Ok, so you have a story to tell. AND you are lucky to be alive to tell it. You realize this kind of stupid fucked up shit happens all the time in every major city, right? Why type all this out?
To impress? Extra time on your hands?
Um, cool story bro?

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>>707477331
I've been here much longer then you, I guarantee it.
>Part of the problem
>Following rule 31

lurkmoar gaiafag

>>707476792
>he says yeah it's cool but not as fun as dancing with a girl.
>I flush red-
>He asks if I dance in the kitchen like that a lot and could he come watch sometime when he wasn't busy.
>I say no- that- that- was just something I invented.
>he looked sad for a second, but I cheered him up with an "I guess if you really want to- I could teach it to you?"
>he said what about my dog, would the dog get to dance too?
>yes- he's- he's going to have to go first because I trust him a little more, you know, because....
>I trail off, not wanting to explain anything else
>oh sure! I'd be happy Just to watch if you'd let me he said.
>oh I'd let you watch and maybe take your own turn if you're nice, and don't scratch or bite too much
>woof he says

Jesus christ he's still typing.

>>707476936
it's an advert for boku no pico

give it a watch

>>707476936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fjX-OXl0pk

I'm confused

>>707477395
>>I wasn’t very smart back then

no shit

>>707477395
>I saw the sai
>I sethened up my eyes and saw the sai

>>707477496
I highly doubt that, Brandon. Try again though. Im allowing you to try one more time.

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>>707471790
>Sethe
Was he scaleless

>>707477395
>I look towards Sethe, who comes up to me and lets me know that he’s guaranteed my safety
>I look at Luke’s guard who I know probably wants to kill me
>But I keep cool, walk up to a mask that looks like Mighty Mouse or some shit, and put it on
>Luke tells me he’s going to have to hurt me
>Oh god
>I decide to say fuck it and take off
>The guard catches me
>Holds me down
>Lots of shouting
>Oh god
>Oh god
>This is it
>Would everybody please just shut the fuck up?!
>Luke says that
>Luke tells me that pretty much everyone involved in the operation knows my name, address, phone number
>And Sai may not work for him forever
>I ask, muffled through the mask, what he’s going to do
>Luke says he knows all about me, that I have family in Texas, that my dad lives there
>Oh god he’s threatening my family
>Nope
>Luke tells me he’s going to video tape his guard beating the shit out of me
>Then, I should play dead
>Luke will circulate the tape, simmer things down, and get me to Texas
>I won’t have to change my name, I just need to chill
>I have the balls to ask about LuAnne
>I am told LuAnne has a ‘weird brain’
>The fuck does that mean?
>I hear the ‘buzz’ of a tape recorder come on
>I start screaming
>The guard has a bat
>Oh shit
>I feel the first blow
>And the second
>I pass out before I can feel the third

Have you ever been to a party where you are just chillin', drinking a bit, maybe some smoke, and some dude just snorted a line of speed, and wants to tell you what in his mind is an awesome story from his life, and it never ends?

THIS

>>707477395
>>Luke points to some masks in the store, asks me to put one on
???
R WE GOING INTO FETISHES?
WILL HIS ASS BE STILL INTACT?
UP NEXT ON PRAYING OP WILL DELIVER

>>707477916
Fucking KEK

>>707477950
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>707478011
uhm shut your cock hole and let him finish, Brandon

pre type faggot

>>707471790
I'm in Phoenix and this shit never happened. OP is a newfag of the shittiest caliber.

>>707478235
Brandon, calm the fuck down

Could this possibly be the end of Anon's story? Find out next time on dragonball z

>>707478263
So you know everything that goes on in Phoenix? You must be really important.

>>707478263
I mean, how is it REMOTELY possible that YOU dont know anything?!?
I agree with you, all known being, for you r the truth

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Where the fuck is his friend that took him to the rave they all this

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Wow even the most interesting threads can be completely destroyed by cancerous pre-teens

>>707477950
>I wake up in the back of a van
>The guard is driving
>It’s just us
>He sort of apologizes, says he had to beat me up
>Jokingly said I would make a good corpse
>At least I think he was joking
>He tells me we’ll be in Texas in about five hours
>My heard hurts and I’m covered in bruises
>The guard tells me that I should get a hotel and wait to heal up before I find my dad
>He’ll ask too many questions if he sees me like this
>He also asks if I knew Sai was a queer
>No, but I had a good idea
>Did he ask you to rub him?
>Yup
>Did you?
>No
>Good.
>I sit in silence for a few hours, thinking about my god damn life
>The guard stops at McD’s asks if I want anything
>He buys me two McRibs and a Dr. Pepper
>AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted is in the CD player
>I eat my meal and lay down, wondering if I have a concussion
>Finally, we get to Texas
>I’m told to stay at some bumfuck hotel for two weeks, then go find my dad
>No hospitals
>It’s up to me to explain to my dad why I’m not in AZ anymore
>The guy gives me a grand in cash, and some pain pills
>The girl at the desk’s name was Lucy which sort of reminded me of LuAnne

>>707478263
Dude it's fucking /b/ why even bother questioning something

>>707478263
You're a fucking moron. You probably werent even born in 97 and if you where you where a baby. I can tell by the amount of faggotry spewing from your post that youre some 12 year old creampie janitor. asit the fuck down, Brandon.

>>707478397
The drug scene in Phoenix is interconnected, most people would of heard about this story and both Luke and Sethe would of been weeded out of that chain by the time they got to that point. You have to do that shit under the radar, you can't be a nut and pull high profile actions like are said in this story.

>>707478453
uhm what in the gaping fuck hole did you just try to say?

>>707478742
Shut the fuck up, Brandon

>>707478565
thats it?
this cant be..
its like a movie with a good plot but meh ending

>>707478722
>>707478397


16 year olds watch Breaking Bad and think they are experts in the criminal underworld all of a sudden. STFU Brandon and go do your homework.

>>707478845
Who's this Brandon???

>>707478949
Shut up, Brandon

>I say meow, don't bite doggy
>he says he's done but can he call in to work to tell them he's done for the night?
>oh sure, but wouldn't that be lying because you haven't started yet?
>he laughs and then suddenly my parents roll around the corner, I have to explain why dog greets Mom at door (the dog hates dad) wearing three pairs of socks with all the Christmas wrapping tape

>>707478949
Dont you fucking talk back to me Brandon. This is your father speaking. No go to your room. Thats enough /b/ for you for today.

>red powder
I'm actually curious what drug comes in red powder form? Paprika?

>>707479047
Yes daddy

>>707478949
Go fuck your self, Brandon

>>707479077
Chili powder? Kek

>>707479077
Obviously Habanero Meth

Crank! Fucking dirty meth also known as crank is red.

>>707479158
Oh yeah, obviously. Everyone knows what that is...

Brando you faggot

>>707479106

Oh fuck Brandon. You made your dad go diamonds.

>>707479077
Red rock opium and some forms of salvia

>>707478565
>So eventually, I find my dad
>Tell him I got mugged in AZ, decided to come back
>Feel sort of like a pussy, but it’s better than running into Luke or Sethe again
>Six years later, I’m a copy editor for a local newspaper, life is good
>Then, one day, I get a call
>It’s Sethe
>I am afraid
>He tells me no one knows he called me, wants to explain things
>I say he can meet me at a mall food court, the most public place I can think of on a Saturday
>Sethe is now bald, has a fucked up eye, and is missing a finger
>Tells me he always felt bad about how I got mixed up in all this
>Sai died of a heart attack last year, made him feel safe to see me
>I tell him I don’t really want to see him
>He knows
>What about Luke?
>Gone. Either dead or retired. Sethe moved to New York shortly after I left, doing business with some Mexicans
>I don’t even ask
>He hands me a bag, it’s full of money
>He says he owes it
>Thanks, I guess
>Wait
>Whatever happened to LuAnne
>He doesn’t know
>His mom said she never goes to church anymore
>I wonder…
>Was LuAnne jewish?
>He doesn’t know
>I want to ask how much money is in the bag, how he knew where to find me
>But I just wait for him to get up and leave
THE END

>>707478932
I don't think you understand,Lets say 'hypothetically' that I was involved in the distribution and sales of narcotic substances.
Do you think I would risk my freedom trusting a bunch of stooges that are outright breaking the law for the pettiest of reasons, acting completely unstable?
Doesn't take a Kingpin to understand allying yourself with people that are likely to get arrested just from their own mental problems ,are more likely to drop the dime on you to get out of trouble themselves

pic or it never happened

Thanks for the story OP, made my Tuesday more interesting

>>707479325
Well i don't know what the point of all this was but thanks for helping me kill an hour of work OP

>>707479325
That was actually an entertaining story I liked it.

>>707479325
sick shit!
also was LuAnne hot? She seem crazy like Harley Quinn, as hot maybe?

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TWEEST: OP was Brandon the whole time

Great story, OP. Mind if I use it for my English project?

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>>707479325
>Sethe moved to New York shortly after I left, doing business with some Mexicans
>Mfw OP is creating a Green Text cinematic universe

>>707479630
Do it.

>>707479325
If this is a true story, write a fuckin' book dude. Hell even if it isn't, write a fuckin book. I can't believe I consumed quality content on /b/ today.

Thanks anon. How much money was it?

Great one, OP! you should write that shit in a book, change names and everything, I'd buy that shit!

Anyone can make the image version of this greentext?

>>707479583
Brandon keeps asking to suck my dick now :C

Nice fucking story OP. Was worth the wait. Someone screencap this shit

>>707479751
Just take a fucking screenshot it's not that hard

>>707479692
Holy shit...

>>707479486
Let me put it to you in the simplest form that even the most chromosoney of all autists can understand:

You dont know shit
You werent born in 97
Shit happens all the time whether you know about it or not
Just because you have never heard about something happening or not happening, doesnt mean it didnt happen.
What was your favorite season of Breaking Bad?
You realize that was in New Mexico and not Phoenix right?
Just cuz you smoked weed once after school doesnt make you Heisenberg

>Faggsenberg

Brandon, Im gonna need you to shut your faggot mouth and start your homework before your mother gets home. You are an immense retard.

>>707480000
I was born in 1980
kek

>>707480100
Checked

>>707479692
op did you write this one too???

>>707479325
Already writing the screenplay for this, fucking phenomenal stuff; when /b/ prevails

>>707480100
Fucking millennial...

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>>707479325
and to think I was waiting for some sort of dinosaur because of Sethe's stupid name spelling.

Well done OP, 9/10

If anyone can screen shot thatd be great im on mobile

>>707480000
That's a good get

>>707479325
hell, that was really entertaining. fuck this copy editor thing, get a book contract!

>>707480100
Yea okay. That means your autism levels are astronomically undetectable by modern instruments. Youre a moron, Brandon.

>>707480297
No, that's Generation X looser

>>707480478
Thanks Brandon xoxo

>>707479692
Shiiiit I remember this one

>>707480520
I think it's because you are a bit to close to your own instrumentation.

Your Fedora's showing
Tip it for us

>>707480523
Holy fuck are you retarded? Fucking google it at least before spouting that entitled blind garbage. millennials are 1980-2000

>>707479325
gnarly
10/10

>>707477762
Sides in orbit

>>707479568
Fuck off with your cuck fantasy

>>707480709
a person reaching young adulthood around the year 2000
I was an adult before 2000, retard Even around would be 1999-2001

>>707479325
Hey OP, I'm running a small publishing company, you could be my Sai. Are you interested? I go by the name of Methe.

>>707480867
Child, my textbook says 1980-2000. You should inform academia of your superiority.

>>707480709
Millennials. In October 2004, researchers Neil Howe and William Strauss called Millennials "the next great generation," which is funny. They define the group as "as those born in 1982 and approximately the 20 years thereafter." In 2012, they affixed the end point as 2004

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2014/03/here-is-when-each-generation-begins-and-ends-according-to-facts/359589/

Good shit OP, thanks a lot for sharing. This place isn't always a stagnating shithole.

>>707479692
if OP wrote both this and the story in this thread he is the William Shakespeare of 4chan

>>707480690

Im not exactly sure what it is you just tried to say there, Brandon. But lets do this. Im going to give you another chance to try to fix the autism you verbally expressed. But you only get one though, Brandon so really make it count and think hard about it.
and go

>>707480946
I don't think you understand generation, see as soon as one generation are able to start having the next generation, that generation ended

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This lines up exactly with my age. This is well written and very believable. Good read OP.

>>707481148
>Brandon
This is a pet name reditors give people
It's nice that you are showing affection

>>707481235
Typical millennial, think you're so much better then Doctors and Professors.

>>707479692
Its PURE POTTERY

someone make a capture and keep it for when part 3 appears

>>707479325
Is your last name Jackson?

>>707481374
I cited my evidence with research studies , you sited google

Great read. Thanks, OP. Now get the fuck off this shit hole of a site and take your writing to a higher platform.

>>707481367
lulz. Wrong. Im assuming you werent in the thread Where retribution Brandon was born.

>>707481563
You even type like a redditor
You do realize that posted on reddit before it moved to 4chan?
You can google it if you want

>>707481740
Okay so tell me what the post was about. Because I guarantee you a couple of things:

Youre wrong because ive never been on reddit.
Youre wrong because you werent in the thread where Retribution Brandon and Sexual Harassment Brandons where born.

So again, please tell me what the thread was about, Brandon. Im waiting. Im giving you one chance to save yourself.

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>>707479692
I REMEMBER THE VIDEO TAPES ONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>707481538
This was posted by the OP

>>707477762
This is probably the best thing to come out of this story

>>707481995
Dude, what is that going to prove, any anon can go to the archives and look that shit up, they even have a topic search
Honestly you are arguing like you are the one that wrote this BS story

>>707479692
woah..

OP, if you ever see this comment;

Write a fucking book.

This is 10/10 material.

>>707479325
OP was most definitely not a faggot today. Found a decent thread for the first time in a fuckin minute.

>>707482429
OP, stop patting your self OP the back, it wasn't that good

>>707479325
This is some movie quality plot

>>707482572
Actually it was a plot of 1980's Episode of hunter

>>707478453
I was thinking the same anon

>>707482695
Like Anon didn't even change the name, the even made fun of the way dude spelled his name

>>707477762
damn, an hour later and it just occurred to me what this meant

>>707482695
kek ANON watches antenna TV

>>707482269
>>707482269

It's going to prove that you dont know what the fuck youre talking about.

Thats what I thought. You dont know shit. You know nothing about Phoenix drug underworlds. You know nothing about Brandon. You're 13 years old. Theres something you never considered, Inconsiderate Brandon, and that is that I am never wrong about anything. You're a piece of fetus shit. Go back to Gayddit since you love talking about them so much. We have too many lil kids running around /b/ lately trying to flex their lil pee pees all over the place.Disappointment Brandon has made an appearance everybody..

>>707482882
>antenna TV
MEtv is clearly superior

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>>707479692

>>707482973
Backpedaling

>>707479325
good ass story, ty op

>>707482882
my house was a neilsen ratings house for about 3 weeks once. they didn't want me anymore when they found that i didn't have cable TV and the only thing i watched was reruns of Al Bundy and Benny Hill

>>707479325
such a stupid story.

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be me in college chilling in my bed listening to some old ass hip hop and reading this story... i had some quality time, thanks anon

>>707483227
Great rebuttal. You started all of this shit and you cant back any of it up. You gotta think twice about that shit next time, moron.

>>707471790
You deserved all the trouble you twit. How does it feel to be such a coward and idiot??

>>707482973
Look OP, if you can't take criticism, maybe you shouldn't be posting your work on 4chan.
Using the "Brandon" scapegoat is a cop out
You are too much of a pussy to actually use criticism in a constructive way. It's why your stories will continue to suck

>>707479692
Well I'll be

>>707483562
That wasn't me

>>707483627
>>707483562
That was me OP

>>707471790

one of the best stories I have read on here in a while

>>707483681
>>707483562

This was me. Idk why this other moron is calling me OP and talking about some story I wrote. But either way, I win and you lose faggot.

>>707484051
> I win and you lose faggot.
You are new here, lurk more faggot

This story fucking sucked. I'm glad I bailed after the first two parts. OP need to get a fucking life and stop watching so much TV.

>>707483732
No,
>>707483627
THIS was me, the OP.

>>707471790
Thank You Op, please dont stop writing good quality and Original content and I am happy hat b its just not just traps fb
fap and some gayporn threads!!

>>707479692
Oh my god don't get me so excited this guy is too good

>>707471790
This isn't going to be something you see posted in a 'best of 4chan thread , while it was mildly entertaining it was completely unbelievable if
You cannot mistake the smell of gas for drug compounds,well if you ever pumped your own gas that is

10/10 great job op

>>707479692
OP is either the author of this or stole his writing style from this guy

OP update here-

After a few years, I finally found out what happened to Luanne.
.
I was living in Texas with my dad, when to my astonishment I ran into her in a supermarket. Turns out, the whole "Church-Going Family" story was untrue. Her mom was really a felon who had abandoned her.
After the whole fiasco with Sethe, she needed to split town, and her only relative was her Aunt Peggy.
Luanne was now living in some small town called Arlen with her Aunt Peggy and Uncle Hank, who was some small time businessman working a racket selling propane and propane accessories.
I felt really bad for her, since she had flunked out of cosmetology school and her boyfriend died in an explosion, and now she was dating some older crooked-toothed redneck who was unemployed and sounded like Tom Petty.
I took the money Sethe gave me and moved in down the street so I could keep an eye on her. The beating Luke's bodyguard gave me really fucked me up, and now I can only speak in mumbles, but at least all of that money bought me a sweet-ass camaro and I can bang hot chicks.
Anyway, if you don't want to end up like me, Bobby Boonhauer, don't get mixed up in drugs.

>>707479692
This story takes place 1997, when Sethe moves to NY AFTER that, how is he in NY 1996?

>>707485777
Parts of the VHS story take place in 97-98.