Waifu Claiming Thread. Esdeath Spergeomatic Edition.
Previous:>>707452313
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>707462956
doot
HERE!
>early bake
Filthy.
>>707463101
yeah wtf
>2016
>baking early
wtf
has somebody even been far as decided to go look more like?
>>707462987
It has nothing to do with enjoying anything and everything to do with not wanting to waste the water, soap and shampoo to sit around at home
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Its just a single image m8s.
still here
Wishing to hug sachi
pls make chinese porn games real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE0h3s1IAJ4
>>707462956
This thread edition is quality
カラミチーマス
https://youtu.be/-rSW74L-XMA
>>707463263
S-sachi
>>707463295
please tell me this is ironic
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>>707437394 #
please tell me this is ironic
Anonymous 10/11/16(Tue)19:29:02 No.707439158▶>>707439321 >>707441690 >>707441730 >>707441747 >>707446390 >>707446456 >>707446841 >>707447008 >>707447296 >>707450429 >>707452810 >>707452838 >>707453358 >>707454752 >>707457541 >>707460575
>>707437394 #
please tell me this is ironic
This city's sleeping like a soldier trapped inside of an iron lung
Machines can keep you breathing, but what happens when you find a new war's begun
Flip a switch and turn it off, you won't be able to breathe
So either way you're a casualty
zongo bongo
Thread's dead fam.
>>707464186
thats ok
>>707463580
Someone
>>707464022
hi galiil
zango bango
It might liven up shortly :^)
zoop poop
>Best fox claimu
nice claim Op
>>707464502
>>707464225
Morning/afternoon.
How are you today?
>>707464572
Pretty good, triggering Edgedeath in the discord
Josh get off this disgusting website!
>>707464633
Fireman memes?
>>707464572
unproductive as usual. you?
>>707464861
More or less the same. Getting prepped to go to classes. They start Tuesday so I'm starting to feel the anxiety.
But not much else. Might call up a friend later to hang out or play some Warframe.
If people keep claiming Tomoko I'm gonna Kurokill myself xD
well you did It im just about ready to kill myself mission accomplished you guys
>>707464633
>>707464982
Don't forget to live stream it.
>>707464978
what kind of classes?
>>707464240
Hi Shino, I don't think we've ever talked before
>>707465014
Actually do it. I mean, seriously. There's nothing after death, you lose consciousness, boom, nothing. Do it.
>>707463077
You're a fag and you should delete yourself
>>707465139
Basics.
English composition and "Student Development" which is literally a "Welcome to College!" Class. It is state mandated so I guess they are trying to curb drop out rates or failure rates.
>>707464737
It all started with him saying i date fat ugly girls
I replied with "At least i can get girls"
the rest is history
>>707465314
Digging his own grave isn't he?
He really does get easily triggered if you mention girls.
As much as I would like to see the outcome of this, I need to nap for a bit and let these Tylenol work their magic.
Be back in a bit
>>707465404
Or if you call him a child
>>707465480
Take some Rainbow Tylenol.
>>707465289
simple stuff just some of the essays will be long.
>>707465524
Oh yes, he fucking loves that shit.
>>707465540
Yeah I know. What is really worrying me is that it's called a flex class, but really it's 16 weeks of work packed into 8 weeks. So I can only assume I'll be doing an essay a week.
Hopefully the topics aren't extremely boring.
>>707465268
psycho
>>707465285
ey bb
your mine
>>707463077
This picture would be good if the proportions weren't shit.
>>707465657
What is a flex class?
Singles and i'll stay here.
Dubs and i'll finish an assignment and then come here.
Trips and i'll play some games, finish the assignment and then come here.
Quads or more and you'll decide. Won't promise to deliver tho
>>707465730
C
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>>707465769
>it's called a flex class, but really it's 16 weeks of work packed into 8 weeks.
Fucking autistic virgins
Dimitri pls
>>707465904
You called?
>>707465657
well the one i took i forgot how long it was but they had a book we would read excerpts from various things and sort of focus on one aspect. there was also the big project that was reading Walden and writing about one of like 3 options
>>707463259
Yeah you're always here bitch now lemme cum on you
I realize I've said that to you almost every week for the past 5 months
I'm pretty dedicated huh
>>707465883
This just tells me that it is an 8 week class.Is that all a flex class is?
>>707465922
>That meme
>That well drawn Uzi
NUT
How did it feel to be the most beta kid in high school? How does it feel to be the most autistic people on /b/?
>>707465966
I'm also really dedicated, huh?
>>707466079
All correct except the shoes. What autist wears clown shoes?
>>707465965
I just remember my first attempt at college.
My English Comp class's professor was and huge politics nerd. SO NATURALLY ALL of our topics were political. Holy fuck. I almost died of boredom watching political debates and reading up on past campaigns. Fuck that dude.
>>707466045
I seriously don't understand how you are not grasping the concept. It's 16 weeks of work (a regular class length) packed into 8 weeks. So yes. It is just an 8 week class equivalent to 16 weeks.
>>707465863
P
S
Y
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H
O
>>707465966
you are dedicated not sure why though
>>707466192
that sounds awful
@707466205
>>707466174
I'm trying to call you fucking social retards clowns, because you look and act that ridiculous as a weeaboo
>>707466326
That's besides the point, nobody would wear clown shoes. Silly!
>>707466292
I still have nightmares. Seriously. It was an English Comp class, not Government or some other social studies class. Whatever.
>>707466192
Whats the point of calling it a flex class then, instead of just "8 week class".
>>707466326
The real question is, why the hat?
>he watches autistic Chinese cartoons
>he's not a little kid
>>707466535
hopefully this one will be better
>>707466593
I don't know man. It's just what the fucking call it.
Why are trees called trees? Why are ants called ants?
>>707466679
They're japanese are you dumb wtf?
>>707466593
Because if you don't see how fucking cringey and immature you look watching this faggy ass shit, you are autistic and are stuck as a man child. You don't wanna grow up and be a normal person. You people need to be euthanized, the funny thing is actual Asian people cringe at fat American virgins who are fans of their cartoons. You people are parodies of yourselves
>>707466758
It probably will be. It has to be. Definitely, definitely.
Claimed
The cream team's retarded cousin is here.
>claimedddd
How autistic on a scale of 1-100 am i?
>>707466764
Those are words that evelolved though, I can look up the etymology of tree or ant, but not of flex class.
>>707466838
So, you're saying we don't wear the hats, but we act the way the hats represent
That's just dumb dude. Also,
>implying I'm a weeb
>>707467162
Probably 70+
Omg claiiiimmmed :3 kawaii
>>707467290
I love you mai.
Will you marry me?
QOTT: are your parents proud of you?
Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my waifu thread. I post here with my virgins, and my man babies. Everyone in here is fat, and stinky. One thing I've learned after 21 threads, you never know WHAT level of autism is gonna come through that thread.
>>707467413
idk lol!
Go cum on your figure.
>>707467577
im still sore and hot so not rn
>>707467413
I make enough money to live on my own without trouble and don't do anything that would really be too bad, so my mom's proud of me.
>>707467413
Are you proud daddy?
>>707467515
>21 threads
>>707467640
I don't have a dad either
>>707467645
I'm proud of all of you
>>707467390
Do I know you?
>>707467640
I really doubt it.
>>707467777
nice
checked
>>707467801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CtDbl3hL6k
>>707467777
Nice quads.Where's your dad at than?
>>707467806
I haven't watched S&W yet though, how could I waifu Holo?
>>707467806
>questions financial stability
>claims fuckbo
???
>>707467941
You cant. She`s mine.
Waifu virgin- MOM! THEY KEEP BULLYING ME AND MY INTERNET FRIENDS FOR WATCHING ANIME COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT NOW!
*mom enters the basement, eyes watering from the stench of the tub of lard she created*
Mom- "Just ignore them or damage control the thread like we talked about sweetie, but don't you think it's time to grow out of this and get a girlfriend"
Waifu virgin- "mommy mommy look! My girlfriend looks just like my pillow, and the bullies finally left us alone, go back upstairs and make me another batch of pizza rolls, oh and leave your credit card I need more anime dolls and pillows"
*mom drops credit card on desk just to get out of the putrid disgusting lair that her worthless offspring calls home*
Virgin neckbeard- "my waifu loves me so much"
*produces a mass of warm wet feces composed of frozen chicken nuggets and pizza rolls into adult diaper*
Forever and ever
>>707467640
Hi Galil
>>707467971
It was the wrong post,I wanted to reply to >>707467413
Sawwy
>>707468053
That's OKAY.
>>707467975
I thought you were the guy who says I used to claim her.
>>707468015
Hey Stella
Did you eat today?
>>707467941
my parents are divorced, he's probably working right now
>>707467833
thank you love
>>707468053
cute v_v
I wish this would happen again so you virgins would have to go outside and get a life instead of having some weird obsession with Chinese cartoons
>>707467913
Doesn't answer my question.
>>707467971
Also fuck you for insulting my waifu.
>>707468151
The Geneva Convention prevents this, you silly~~
>>707468154
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We need to drop another one of these on Japan. So the creators of your Waifu, as well as the comic books they come from, are all vaporized and die a horrible death.
>>707468129
Wait,what? I need to be visit here more frequently.
>>707468140
Thank you Konata.
waifu has broken me you are all cruel monsters
>>707468166
That's ALRIGHT.
>>707468129
Yeah i did eat a pizza a few hours ago.
Did you eat today?
>>707468232
You were broken before you stepped foot in /waifu/.
>>707468223
>duplicate file exists here
>hurrr durr i post anyway XDDDDDDQQ
>>707468228
np
>>707468232
I have ALWAYS liked and enjoyed you, not everyone is a meanie ;-;
>>707468294
true but you guys made it worse
So is anime the only thing that keeps you ugly weaboos from looking down the barrel of your dads hand gun?
>>707468381
SUICIDE.
>>707468140
So you still have a dad, you just don't see him
>>707468151
I want it to happen as well, it wouldn't make me any better of a person though.
>>707468228
Yeah, someone keeps saying I switched from her, and I don't know why.
>>707468232
What happened?
>>707468258
>Listening to I Drove All Night
>Read this
I raughed
>>707468272
I had one of those breakfast plates from McDonalds, and I think I'm going to get some Jack In The Box tacos for lunch in a bit.
>>707468343
most people gang up on me im just so done especially with these threads poping up
>>707468397
guns are illegal
>>707468397
I have my cat, the waifus and an amazing girlfriend to keep me happy ^-^
>>707468438
yeah, everyone has a dad then
>>707468448
I'm sorry...
>>707468438
Maybe beacause I left then he thought that you are me now or whatever. I dunno.
>>707468448
KILL YOURSELF
>>707468462
FOUND THE EUROCUCK
>>707468530
guns
>>707468419
>>707468520
this make me think you guys are crazy. a normal person would not tell someone to kill themselves. kicking me while im down
>>707468438
this thread and the discord most people gang up on me im the butt of every joke
>>707468510
its fine
>>707468448
END IT.
>>707468608
NOOSE.
>>707468397
My dad never had a handgun (Idk about rifles or shotguns though), and anime is not what keeps my from an heroing myself.
>>707468510
I don't
>>707468462
Stop
>>707468519
Idk
>>707468608
Dude, they just don't like you because you're a little weird sometimes, just chill you'll be fine.Besides, if someone doesn't like you who cares, fuck them.
Also, all of those "Kill yourself" "Suicide" etc. posts are the same guy.
>>707468608
LIE DOWN AND STOP EATING.
>>707468530
>be american
>get raped by niggers
>"t-thanks for culturally enriching me"
>go to work, feminist boss screams at me
>"sorry Ms.Goldstein"
>DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER
>get fired for sexism and assault
>try to find a job
>get shot
>>707468608
PUT A KNIFE IT YOUR STOMACH AND TWIST
>>707468773
I miss you dad
your waifu reminds me of this girl I knew at college, she liked anime too :o
>>707468608
don't go on threads if they make you feel bad, don't hurt yourself please ;-;
>>707468608
DOWN THE RIVER NOT ACROSS THE STREET.
>>707468608
YOUR LIFE IS ALREADY OVER JUST SPEED IT UP A LITTLE.
>>707468608
I bet you're parents joke about you as well. Their son who never played sports or had a girlfriend. Because he wasted his whole life playing video games and watching anime. I can see you now, in your dark bedroom, the only light source being the computer screen. Roaches scattered about the anime dolls and cum stained body pillows, brought there from the vast amount of cookie crumbs and uneaten chicken nuggets. You sit on 4chan and bitch and moan like a little fucking baby, while carefully selecting which autistic Chinese cartoon girl you're going to put as your image. You begin to cry, but mom comes into your room, steps around the piss bottles, and lays a fresh plate of pizza rolls on your desk. She knocks over one of your anime dolls so you start to cry and whine, eventually shutting your adult diaper. She walks out of your room to find your dad hanging from the ceiling fan, with a suicide note about how dissapointed he was in the fat, unshowered weaboo that his offspring became.
Dont bully Essy guys, I think he had enough.
>>707468773
yeah I would just like to be loved and adored for once
>>707468956
I wish i could
>>707469071
nice pasta
whatever, im bored of telling edgedeath to neck
if he's like me he'll just die inside then shtpost here
maybe even write some javascript to spambot the threads
life is great
Some saying about a thing that's relevant
So what's going on?
>>707469138
I love you ;-;
you're always a friend to me if you want
>Konata on phone
>>707468860
>be eurocuck
>be muslim
GG
May the Nth Crusade claim you.
>>707469311
Wondering if I should play Warframe or just lay in bed and slowly become a mattress.
You?
>>707469458
become mattress
>>707469138
Do not worry, there are limits and I think we reached them, no need to say shit about you.
>>707469458
or maybe a sanitary pad
>>707469458
I'm trying to determine what game i should play, if any
it's a struggle
>>707469355
thank you
>>707469546
thats nice of you makes me feel better
>>707469500
It's definitely winning so far.
>>707469555
Hurr der durr
>>707469617
Seriously it is. I don't even have that many games installed but it's a tough call.
>Terraria
>Warframe
>Left 4 Dead
>Minecraft
>Killing Floor
>NES, SNES, GBA, N64 Emulators
What. Do.
>>707469781
Forgot image.
>>707468438
Oh, i never have had one of those.
I think i'll have noodles in a moment too
>>707469751
Hey fag. I bet you wish you had a girlfriend who could bench press you. My gf can benchpress me.
>>707469781
I could play
League
Destiny
Warframe
Maybe try Neverwinter again
>>707469546
>>707469355
you gave me some spring i feel better now this is all i ever want when im sperging
Ill leave you to your thread good bye
>>707469751
dont worry buddy, me telling you to end your life holds no merit
Knowing that im going to die alone and afraid makes shitposting fun
>something ironic
>>707470067
>Neverwinter
The RPG or the MMO? I tried the MMO but ehhhhhhhhhhh not my style.
The RPG was really good tho. Probably one of my favorite DnD alongside Diablo
>Destiny
Man, I bought the digital deluxe version of that and got burnt out by the first DLC. And now I'm like, 4 DLCs behind and my light level is laughable.
>>707470079
>>707469751
well I'm glad I could help at all, always here for you c:
take care cutie
>klonata
>>707468956
But I'm not your dad
That girl sounds nice
>>707469138
Don't worry Esdeath, no matter what they say I'm still your friend
>>707469781
L4D, get some pimp ass gun mods and shoot zombos
>>707470018
>Noodles
That's a pretty broad term
>>707470243
the MMO, i recall it being ok, but it's not like i have much to play
Destiny has a lot for me to do right now, sort of
The raid rewards reset but all my characters can be max level
>>707470303
I was too shy to ever ask her out, prolly would have said no anyways but who knows
>>707470160
you're never alone with the waifus here ^-^
>>707470303
Nah. Vanilla all the way. And I won't purchase Left 4 Dead 2. Ever. I'm STILL mad that Valve released it 1 year to the date of Left 4 Dead instead of adding on DLC or anything to Left 4 Dead 1.
>>707470409
I played ESO first and NW reminded me of ESO way too much.
I also hear that instead of releasing new, stronger weapons Destiny has a bad habit of just nerfing old gear and making new gear as strong as the old gear. Nerf-Power-Creep
>>707469781
Play minecraft, get autism, have good time.
>>707470437
Faggot
>>707470565
>Vanilla
Ew
>Too salty to buy L4D2
Kek, it was free last Christmas and the one before on Steam you know.
Did I miss anything good?
>>707470790
Nothing really, just a shitposter calling Essy names. Nothing too intresting.
>>707470782
I'm married now so it's all good
>>707470714
Minecraft is super boring alone ;-;
>>707470790
Yeah you missed the time we had without you.
>>707470911
Idk, I like to play it alone so noone can fuck my shit up.
>>707470714
Eh...
I actually dislike the "minecraft autism lol" meme. But nah. I played a lot of the FtB modpacks and I'm really burnt out. Maybe if I played with someone but I don't have Realms or a server.
>>707470782
Vanilla is best. You entitled millennials with your fucked off modding don't know how spoiled you are.
>Too salty to buy L4D2
You damn right. Valve fucked up and they STILL can't count to 3.
>>707470976
ah,the pic.
>>707470998
Im just jesting, I also play it. Its fun to build shit.
>>707470911
>Married
Gay as fuck, I bet you fuck girls too
>>707470998
I just like having my waifu in games though
She stabbed my heart, the bitch. I hate her, Jerry!
>>707470889
This is what I was referring to. I looked back and they weren't even worth time to go back and read
>>707470935
Now if only I could miss all my remaining time alive and just fade into nothing, I'd be set
>>707471220
Someone's a little bipolar.
>>707471204
what's wrong with your eyes?
>>707471103
well she's a boy...
>>707470976
I don't even build shit, just mine 24/7 until I get rich and bored
>>707471103
Good enough reason I guess. Really the only mods I ever use are HD skins or something like custom skins on weapons.
Saw some L4D2 stream and I could barely recognize it as L4D2. Shit had stuff from Overwatch, WoW, all sorts of different games. Just go play those games if you want to see that shit.
>>707471365
How so? Because I don't like Edgedeath?
>>707471371
Nothing. What's wrong your with eyes, Mr. Anon?
>>707470303
With noodles i mean instant noodles
>>707471371
Im bad at building so I just dig into the ground/mountain and make myself cozy there.
>>707471480
All this talk about wanting to vanish.
>>707471616
When have I not wanted to vanish?
>>707471670
Usually those kinds of thoughts are signs of bipolar disorder. The more I observe these threads, the more convincing it is.
>>707471494
I actually have a lazy eye, my vision is 20/200 which is not very good
>>707471547
I like having farms of rainbow sheep and bunnies and cats c:
and mining
>>707471874
I always farm cows, mate them, and them murder one of the cows in front of its kid. I feel guilty afterwards.
>>707471874
Did they put an eye-patch on you when you were young?
>>707471858
I have no other type of mood other than feeling like human garbage, it's love to not feel this way though
>>707472140
What don't you like about yourself, Anonymous?
>>707472081
gotta get books somehow...
>>707472091
they did and I always hated wearing it, my vision is still not fixed so I feel like it was a waste, and as of right now there's no surgery and glasses don't do anything
>>707471371
Interesting.
Is he the top or is he the bottom
>>707471395
I mostly just replace the generic brands with IRL stuff, get new weapons (Fuck the Mac, I want my 93r) and get HD skins. I did replace the med kit with a version that had some RWBY stuff on it, but it was subtle so I was OK with it.
>>707471498
Sounds 10/10
>>707471547
Dworf homes for life
>>707471874
Rainbow sheep is legit the easiest way to get rich on servers half the time.
>>707472140
Love is a mood, you don't love your waifu?
>>707472498
I'm always bottom :3
I like dressing up and being girly, sometimes wish I really could be ;-;
I mostly just like having the colors of wool
>>707472489
You should get a career having to view small objects. There was some dude who got a fishhook in his eye so he could only see really small things well. Ended up becoming a famous insect scientist.
>>707472699
Hot af
Yeah, having all the sheep in different colors is so cute
>>707472881
>Fishhook in eye
BRAIN WHY DID YOU MAKE ME VISUALIZE THIS
>>707472470
Pretty much everything. I can't really think of things I actually like about myself
>>707472498
Love is an emotion, not a mood. The mood associated would be happiness is any
>>707472881
>famous insect scientist.
you mean an entomologist?
>>707463294
>Tfw you have responsibility and a job and cant post with your friends on waifu all day
>>707472498
I'm just not a fan of mods that add content to the game.
Like that L4D2 stream I was watching straight added weapons. But some of them were funny, Terry Crews Tank had me laughing.
>>707472881
I'm not sure if my other eye has improved vision to compensate, sometimes I get really paranoid because if I lose my good eye, I might as well be blind
>>707473002
yeah things get kinda steamy, and I'm a bit of a moaner :o
I need to redownload Minecraft
>>707471220
It's better to burn out than to fade away
>>707473052
As long as you're here, that's all that matters.
You may not think highly of yourself, but someone in the world will, Anonymus.
Fuck harambe, why does nobody remember cecil?
>>707473052
So you never feel happy, which means you never feel love.
Czechmate
>>707473263
Entomologist literally just means insect scientist, fuck off.
>>707473283
NEET LIFE IS SWEET LIFE
WAGE LIFE IS SLAVE LIFE
>>707473363
>Adding weapons
Even I'm fine with L4D2s amount of weapons, what the fuck
>>707473451
>MFW I will never spurt into a qt girly bois ass and hear him moan
Why even live
>>707473643
Cecil was 100% justified.
>>707473002
It CAUGHT you by surprise
>>707473263
I wish i could find his name.
This doesn't sound quite right, but good enough.
>>707473451
Where an eye patch over your good eye to protect it at all times.
>>707473718
Wear*
>>707473657
Hallo, Dr Pepper Chan.
>>707473708
>Entomologist literally just means insect scientist, fuck off.
Galil are you really this retarded?
>>707473601
I am burning out. That's why I had to take a nap again. Sleep is becoming more frequent and I don't like it at all
>>707473614
Maybe. I don't see it happening though
>>707473657
I could use a glass of Dr Pepper
>>707473708
? I said if there was a mood associated to it. One doesn't equal the other. Why else do people who went through a breakup feel bad? That's not happiness even if they still love the other
>>707473708
just gotta have faith, there's plenty of gays in waifu alone lol
>>707473718
that's what I did my whole childhood, I wore it to let my bad eye "get practice alone" and nothing ever happened. I don't want to always wear an eye patch, but maybe I can have one around if I ever decide to jump in a sandstorm
>>707473936
Lots of people here care about you, Anon.
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>>707473866
No 1.entomologist - a zoologist who studies insects
>>707473936
Go meme yourself, kiddo
If you don't want to just fade away and live for nothing, convert to Islam and stock up on pressure cookers.
>>707474067
But that's not why it will never happen, I know that there are plenty of gay guys, I'll just never get to date one.
>>707474147
Vot der'mo negr!
>>707474457
what are you, straight? :o
you seem like a nice guy otherwise ;-;
>>707474457
>No 1.entomologist - a zoologist who studies insects
Exactly, so Yuuko meant entomologist.
>>707474587
No, its just that my family wouldn't exactly approve (except my liberal cousins in Michigan, but fuck them all, every single one)
>>707474798
Which is an insect scientist.
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>>707474798
You're both worms ~
>>707474932
they're not you...
follow your heart! :3
>>707473936
sure thing
>>707473855
hii
>>707475095
I thought that nobody on the internet would know!
>>707475127
Maybe someday, but they're a very big part of my life and I would really hate to be disowned by them.
>>707474932
How can you be this dense?
>>707475333
my mom seemed pretty sad when I came out to her ;-;
but she's ok now
I wish you all the luck in the world! :D
>>707475400
>Scientist that studies insects isn't an insect scientist
Shit nigger what are you doing?
>>707475551
Thanks Konata
Maybe in a few years when the old ones have all died out
>>707475727
"Insect scientist" isn't a professional term.
It's an ENTOMOLOGIST
