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So you're in a bar and this smug motherfucking billionaire is grabbing your gf by the pussy. what do you do?
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>>707458702
Salute my commander in chief
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Let him. He's a celebrity. They can do whatever they want.
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>>707458702
Wait until November 9th, when this sad faggotry will all be over.
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>>707458785
Thus guy knows what's up
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"Excuse me sir, but I'mWithHer"
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Drop to me knees probably, begin the long process of readying the bull. I would start by undoing his zipper. Then I would pull out his fat cock that I knew would soon be penetrating my woman. He is the alpha; therefore, I must submit. My mind begins to go numb out of a mix of revelations and submission. Things seem to be more clear. When he is ready for my woman, he slaps me once with his cock -- once with his hand. I beg him to enjoy my girl to the fullest. He grins down at me with that same smug face. My heart smiles back. He plows my girlfriend like a robotic aligator mixed with an alicorn for the next 30 minutes. He came twice. It was delicious.
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>>707458702
$50 for oral
$100 for sex
$200 for anal
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Only Trump can prevent Hillary's Invasion from becoming reality
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>>707458702

How is he a legitimate candidate for the highest office in one of the most powerful nations in the world? What the fuck is life..
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>>707458785
>>707459162
I bet both of you used to call Sanders supported cucks.
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>>707459593
>Hur dur no intelligence
>Hur dur calling people cucks
>Hur dur Bernie had even a chance at winning
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>>707459561
Normally I would agree, we should hold public servants to a higher standard than his character.

That being said, Clinton is a corrupt, imperialist demon straight from hell. She is the embodiment of the establishment snake that is wrapped around the country. Bush, Ryan, Kaine, Clinton, Obama, all these names are the same.

It's time to burn it down and start again.
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Grab him by the pussy
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dump her for cheating on me. fucking slut
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>>707459740
Bernie got within 4% and the posters that said they would allow it are the definition of cucks
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>>707458702
I would check the licence of my gf to make sure, that I didn't break any laws!

(Where I live age of consent is 14)
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>>707459803

If you were going to burn it all down and REBUILD why give nuclear capabilities to a man who constantly sues anyone that makes fun of him? Give it to the socialist cucklord. At the very least he won't bring the end of days.
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>>707458702
i build a wall
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>>707458702
Bow out to The Donald
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>>707458785
He'll get much more respect than Obama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1DHfOuXilc
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>>707460035
>Thinking people voting for you matter
Wew lad
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>>707459803
And while that happens, what's stopping a foreign nation like Russia coming in to take over the US?
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>>707460081
It's a bit late for that, Berniebro. Sanders already endorsed Clinton, he's "irredeemable" to use Clintons words.
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I'm not a cuck. U r.
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>>707460157
Then why are you voting trump?
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>>707460124
The fucking ylyl bannana would get more respect then obama
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>>707460115
Cuck
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>>707460203
>Implying I'm voting for Trump
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>>707460256
Good. No one should be.
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>>707459109

LOL underrated
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>>707460162
Burn it down might have been an exaggerated metaphor. I meant the political system, not the literal country.

Trumps policy on Russia is cooperation, not antagonization. You know who the real enemy that they won't mention is? China. Russia has 2 military bases, I'm serious. They are not expansionist, the fighting in Ukraine was because the UN denied Russia their Black Sea port.

A Russian-American alliance would be absolutely unprecedented in the world, imagine what could get done without the looming Russian bear always threatening us.
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>>707458702
strange how shillary can say "grab them by the balls" refering to a man, and no one gives a shit

as far as i know, women dont have balls yet Grab them by the pussy is offencive?

people are fucking retards
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Spread my ass for him. And my girlfriends. He can do whatever he wants. I bet he's hung like a horse. I'd do anything for that sweet, sweet Trump stump!
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>>707460328
And why should no one vote for him besides
>He said mean things
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>>707458702
I let him fuck my girlfriend and then call other people cucks for not letting him do the same.
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>>707460367
The political system runs the millitary though. Trump claims not to know putin so he doesn't have any policies about the matter.
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Merika, please don't choose Trump. your vote not only affects your shitty country, it affects us even abroad. Trump has no fucking idea what he's doing. He'll destroy your economy which will destroy ours etc etc etc. please do the right thing and just fucking nuke yourselves

regards,
earthings
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>>707460461
Didn't know rape was saying mean things.
http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/federal-judge-orders-hearing-in-donald-trump-rape-lawsuit-case/
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>>707460522
>Implying anyone cares about your opinion on there country
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>>707460600
So just being accused of rape means you're a rapist
>Feminist detected
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>>707460519
You're taking the whole "burning it down" thing too literally, all that I'm talking about is replacing this faux-democracy (electoral college, mass corruption), with a real democracy. This doesn't mean absolute anarchy, just a new system.

Trump said himself in the debate that he has no personal dealings in Russia, however he did say he wants to cooperate with Russia and eliminate ISIS with them.

Clinton has advocated every opportunity possible for a war with Russia. The situation in Syria is already escalating towards global war, all it takes is one more push.
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>>707460685
> caring enough to respond
> there
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>>707460600
He's innocent until proven guilty in a court of law dumbass.
If he raped someone, that's terrible.
But Hillary has gotten people killed, so uh lmao
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>>707459109
GOOOLD
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>>707458702
Vote for him in the election.
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>>707460773
what's wrong with getting people killed?
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Start civil war 2.0 this time with assault rifles.
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>>707460773

prove it.
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>>707460734
It means you are an alleged rapist yes. But the list is long on why not to vote for him. His failed well idea that's not going to happen. Breaking the first and fourth amendment with "bringing back the liable less" and "starting stop and frisk". This guy is trying to take freedoms away
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>>707460771
>Using normiebook and jewtube arguments
Newfag detected
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>>707460773
Prove it. I only said rape case. Not that he's a rapist
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>>707460849
do you think the niggers and whites can unite and fight the tyranny?
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>>707460877
I'm not a seeing a better alternative you gotta choose the lesser of two evils
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>>707459109
Under fucking rated. Thanks for the laugh.
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>>707460946
we did against the brits wyen america was formed, so why not now?
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>>707460422
>he's hung like a horse
My sides, that old fart?
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>>707460877
Google "Terry v. Ohio". Stop and frisk was actually ruled to not be a breach of the constitution.

Have you seen Israel's wall dude? Not only is it fucking massive, but it's EFFECTIVE. There's a reason Israel is practically only Jewish to this day.

Trump wants to expand libel laws against the media. If you tell the truth, there's nothing to worry about.

If you make a mistake, nothing to worry about.

If you deliberately defamate somebody's character for an agenda? You're gonna have a bad time.
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>>707458702
http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/
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>>707461031
Either of them are better. Even dumb ass Gary Johnson would be better than trump
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Thank God I have a legit excuse to break his fucking nose.
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>>707461065
I have a feeling modern day niggers have more pronounced niggerish traits.
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>>707460773
>He's innocent until proven guilty in a court of law dumbass

>But Hillary has gotten people killed

am I the only one spotting the hypocracy here?
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>>707458807
kek
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>>707461195
Well, what about the spics? They hate trump as much as anyone. Offer them citizenship in exchange for fighting the overgrown cheeto with an ego.
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>>707461236
In fairness, even if you dismiss all the potential corruption and side dealings (Comey meeting with Bill), Clinton did allow 4 Americans to die in Benghazi. That's not up for debate.
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>>707461236
The evidence for Hillary is right in your face, the evidence for Trump hasn't been fully announced.
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>>707461119
Google the last debate when trump threw that out the window. The Israel wall is effective because they gun down the Palestinians, not because of the wall by itself.
Trump tried to sue the onion and Bill marsh for a joke. So you really think he's going to stop with just the truth or turn it into "his truth" and make every station just like Fox news
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>>707460089
only correct answer

+1, upboated, liked and subscribed.
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>>707461174
Litterally how so far my choices are
>A hippie so no
>Open the borders down syndrome Johnson
>Mean things Sayer
>And shut down that website it posted a cartton frog
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>>707460740
https://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/time/4433880/donald-trump-ties-to-russia/%3fsource=dam?client=ms-android-verizon
Many many deals with Russia. He also goes on vaction with Putin. But he's a dictator and trump only says good things about dictators like Kim jong il. What's makes anyone think he will be anything but an authoritarian
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>>707461319
The problem with any is Mexicans dont vote
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>>707461458
So trump is the answer? I would rather not have an authoritarian in the office.
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>>707461347
Hungary also built a wall when the migrant crisis was at it's peak, it reduced border crossings to pre-crisis levels. Walls work.

I don't know what your referencing with the last debate, but if it's stop and frisk; seriously, google Terry v Ohio. It was decided in court.

As for the media libel laws, every mainstream news station (yes, including Fox) have run hit-pieces on Trump this election cycle. You think that's fair? I'd also like to remind you Fox is literally the only mainstream right wing news outlet. Every other mainstream source is left wing.
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>>707461556
Yea and I don't want to a facist but we gotta pick one or the other
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>>707461578
Trump said he wanted to bring it back. Lester told him about that court ruling and said "it was very effective. Ask mayor Giuliani" so he thru that right out the window. I'm not sure about the Hungarian wall, you have a source for that?
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>>707461657
You just named reasons to not vote trump twice. You would want a corpratist or an oligarch but trump hits both of those as well
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>>707461498
Did you read that source? Trumps "many, many, many ties with Russia" are SOME OF HIS EMOLOYEES HAD BUSINESS IN RUSSIA.

Also, the only fucming sources given in this article are OTHER ARTICLES WRITTEN BY OTHER PEOPLE ATTACKING TRUMP.

You see what I mean here? It's all one big circle jerk with the media.
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>>707459109
kek
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>>707458702
Release his tax returns
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>>707461506
Well, whatever the case, we dont need a racist, rapist, retard, inbred motherfucker , who inherrited their daddy's fortune to take the reigns of the pretty okay country we live in.

Putting him in charge would lead tyo several actions that would make the rest of the world hate us more than they do already, cdountries with nukes. It would be a nuclear war, and noone wins then.

I hate hilary, but i see her as the lesser threat across the board!
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>>707461726
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_border_barrier
Sure.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_v._Ohio
Also, Holt mistakenly said that it was unconstitutional, this probably caught Trump off guard, because it was found to be constitutional.
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>>707461835
"But the real truth is that, as major banks in America stopped lending him money following his many bankruptcies, the Trump organization was forced to seek financing from non-traditional institutions. Several had direct ties to Russian financial interests in ways that have raised eyebrows."
That part?
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>>707461815
Yes I did I also named reason not to vote for Hillary they're almost the same canidite
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The thing I hate the most about Donald Trump is that he is forcing me to vote for a Clnton.
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>>707459109
noice
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>>707461950
>HE SAID MEAN THINGS
I'd rather have a racist in office then a woman who says marriage is between a man and a woman then flip flops later to try and get the gay vote
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>>707462021
Trump has said himself, he has no vested interest in Russia.

Give me a reliable source proving Trumps loans in Russia, and I'll rethink Trump,
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>>707461985
You want Floyd, et al. v. City of New York, et al. For the stop and frisk. That's where it was determine unconstitutional
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>>707462109
Or she could have, you know, changed her opinion, thats a thing people can do.
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>>707462026
What is Hillary doing that is facist?
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>>707462088
Vote Johnson dog. Fuck it.
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>>707462227
Attempting to close us down Because were nazis
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>>707462109
Trump is dangerous, he does not think before he acts..
Half of the Republicans know it.
All of the democrats know it.
The entire world knows it.

"He said mean things" is what YOU say, everyone else on Earth says "HE IS DANGEROUS"
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>>707462237
>Johnson
Let me guess fight club was a life changing movie you listen to green day and drink pats blue ribbon
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>>707462185
The difference between the two cases is that in Floyd v New York it was a class action targeting the NYPD specifically on behalf of the minority citizen of NY.

Terry v Ohio proved the entire concept of stop and frisk to be constitutional.
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>>707462237
fuck that, i'm not helping trump. im voting directly against him so it's not wasted.
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>>707462146
http://m.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2016/07/does-russian-money-keep-donald-trump-afloat

http://heavy.com/news/2016/07/donald-trump-russia-money-loans-business-investments-financial-ties-putin-dnc-hack-net-worth-democratic-convention-clinton/amp/

What is reliable to you?
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>>707462389
Fuck em both. If one is so bad it makes you vote for the other, say screw it.
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>>707462347
I'm still sitting here waiting for someone to make a valid point as to why he's dangerous cause again I'll I've ever heard from you people is he said mean things
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>>707462326
Kek ok buddy
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>>707462399
>He thinks voting at all doesn't anything
Don't worry lad when you get out of high school you'll realize how the world works
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>>707462463
That's all you want to hear so that's all you'll ever hear. Nobody is going to waste any time on you.
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>>707462438
I know I'm gonna sound like a dick by saying this, but preferably no outlets with known political affiliations.

Motherjones, much like Brietbart has blatant partisanship. A simple Wikipedia article? Something that shows the data maybe?
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>>707459109
zozzle
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>>707462474
>No rebuttal detected
I guess I win
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I'd invite him to my place and assasinate him, saving the world from world war three.
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>>707462568
So what you're saying is you have nothing other then he said mean things
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>>707462529
November 8th is so close I can smell your butthurt from here.
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>>707462659
Sure kid.
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>>707459259
Charge triple that price, and give only a 1/4 to your gf.
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>>707458702
Say "Thank You, Mr. Trump" and leave.
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>>707458702
Shoot him in his pro-russia smug assed motherfucking face like any true patriot of the republic would
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I'll make America great again
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>>707462390
That was from over 50 years ago. That's fucked though.
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>>707462576
Then heavy should be just fine
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>>707462674
>He still thinks voting does anything
Kek the election isn't who ever gets voters its whoever can pay off enough people
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>>707462599
Your rebuttle was Hillary saying everyone is Nazis. That's bait my friend
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>>707462710
And now you're calling me kid that's the biggest sign that you've got nothing
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>>707462852
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>>707462883
Hello new friend don't stay long
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>>707462950
>No actuall argument detected
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>>707460773
>He's innocent until proven guilty in a court of law dumbass.
Does this extend to Bill Cosby?

Why don't you think it extends to Hillary?
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>>707462967
>thinks his bait was worth anything.
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>>707462576
>no outlets with known political affiliations
Yeah, because Trump is a totally outsider, no a Clinton's trojan send to destroy the Republican Party.
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>>707461320
>>707461342
>Hillary did it
>It's not like security was poorly-funded or anything.
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Trumpfags have only 28 days left to troll.

Hillary has 8 years left to keep America great!
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>>707463110
>To make it greater
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>>707462463
His temperment, behind the aunch codes for one.
The fact that his wall will require money tax plan will never be able topay for.
The fact that the people who back him wish to push for electric shock therapy to gays, something thats been seen as inhumane since the fifties.

And the list goes on.
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Oh my! Yes friends, that IS the lowest since the primaries ended!

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/
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>>707461342
Prove it then. Shouldn't be hard if you are so certain. I like how you give trump the benefit of the doubt but not hillary
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>>707463211
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>>707463100
She had HOURS to pull them out while people were running around screaming with rpgs. Blaming security means you have no idea what your talking about. She CHOSE to leave them to die.
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>>707462786
Court rulings stand over time until overruled.

I agree, stop and frisk could very well be used in unconstitutional ways, but saying the concept is unconstitutional is just incorrect.
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>>707458702
"Do you like the girl?
She is just 5000$ for an hour mister."
Jokes on him I would love to see my gf fucked by an billionaire.
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>>707463535
And they found that even if she did send forces, they wouldn't have made it in time. That's why she wasn't disciplined and they thru out the case. This happened over and over with the same results so thanks for respecting people who throw away our tax dollars and smear campaigns
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>>707463559
Yep you are correct. I reject that part of my statement but the rest still holds.
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>>707463535
>she had hours to pull them out
>blaming security
>security should be free and under unilateral control
You've just proven that both you and Trumpsters have no idea how the system of checks and balances work. Shitty funding to security === shitty security as a result. That includes being able to airlift people because guess what? Even starting the copters COSTS MONEY. Remember the disaster that was at the UN embassy in Rwanda? Of course you don't. We sat on our hands the whole time and forgot about it when it was over.
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>>707463659
Bet you called Sanders supporters cucks
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>>707458702
The faggots in here? They line up and vote for him. Hillary reminds them of their mommy they're tired of living with.
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>>707458702
I wake him up and also tell him that Sonicreagan (his imaginary OC sonic character) is not real.
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>>707463224
>The fact that his wall will require money tax plan will never be able topay for.
Without mention the miles & miles of private property where supposedly must be the wall, that means compensations.
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>>707463950
And making the wall 10 feet higher ever time someone says it's a bad idea
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>>707463827
Actually, both candidates are irrelevant.
It's all about the media trying to scream and force people into picking an option instead of being fair.
The more you do that, the more people will do the opposite to scorn you.
That's EXACTLY how brexit actually passed, and they didn't seem to have learned the lesson.
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>>707463535
>rpgs
Final Fantasy or Granblue Fantasy?
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>>707462716

>being this nice
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>>707463755
Still, Trump wants to make the gov smaller.
Less taxes to rich guys like him means less schools for his redneck supporters.
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>>707464410
When has he ever claimed to want the government smaller? He's not a conservative
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>>707463224
>The fact that his wall will require money tax plan will never be able topay for.
Funny were already paying for a giant fence I don't see how a wall would be any different
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>>707464643
What? Yeah the 650 miles of fences sure cost a lot
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>>707464468
So, he don't want less taxes to rich guys like him?
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>>707464903
He's cutting their taxes by over 15% of course he does. That who it has the biggest cut. Where is the money for debt going to come from with that tax plan?
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Slice his throat wide open with a broken Jack Daniel's bottle, turn 180 degrees, and walk out.
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>>707464410
Rednecks don't want schools.
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>>707459803
Or, yknow, you have been fed nnonsense for thirty years and live in a fantasy world.
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Not sure how anyone can support Trump anymore. Just about all of his few positives are situational so it must be just straight hate for Hillary. Its time to end the cycle and vote 3rd party. It's not like both the republicans and democrats aren't already divided more now so than all of US history.
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>>707465920
Yes, that is the correct thing to do, and will cause the same desired effect by the trump electorate (disobey the media).

Actually, it would send an even stronger message, given the fact independents only won ONCE in the whole US history.
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>>707463110
Implying she will live that much.
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>>707458702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj37YJ_IRLY

He can do whatever he wants to do
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>>707466332
Except for grab them by the pussy I guess
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>>707458702
Gut punch.
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>>707458785
Cucked
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