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>>707458479
those guys get outside more than OP
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>>707458855
nothing but a box of mcnuggets is going to get you out of that jam.
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>>707458594
fake and gay
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>>707459019
these people are the reason why hot topic continues to exist
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>>707459108
you mean those are not his real eyes?
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what the fuck was he thinking?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghuo4Uda7o
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>>707459161
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>>707458479
How is this cringe? Navy Seals are no joke
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>>707458737
>not even having my name on there
Fucking faggot.
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>>707460000

>that was you

Kek, what makes you think animals are better than humans? The human body can tank injury that would kill wolves several times over. Broken bones? Wolf's dead. Human heals in a few months.
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>>707460000

also it's time

>>707460091
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>>707460000
Checked.
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>>707458883
Fuckin kiwis
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>>707459887
Mods!!!!!!
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>>707460184
As I said in a later post, they have teeth, claws, are stronger, faster, more agile, better reflexes, and better senses. They would be bred for war, and that's where the anthro-rights activists come in because they'd still be living creatures with sentience and sapience. It would be Civil War #2.
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>>707458962
>the biggest knees
The fuck?
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>>707460000
DIGITS
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>>707460413

Yeah, but it turns out handling firearms and other technology, not to mention beign able ot inhabit nearly any climate and eat next to anything that isn't poisonous gives humans a HUGE edge over anthros.
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>>707460413
I think they'd be too busy with trying to fuck them to start a civil war.
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>>707458995
Is that m2k?
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>>707460224
And by the way, I already have a thread up. Get Tripfag Finder.

>>707460503
Meh, it's nothing. I got this a couple days ago. That number sequence only occurs every 100M posts.

>>707460554
You act as if they wouldn't have that bit of human in them that makes them so resilient. They have all of what I mentioned, plus have opposable thumbs, intelligence, and endurance of humans. Certain species would also be used for certain climates. They'd have very specialized squadrons; bears, tigers, and wolves in cold climates, coyotes, hyenas, and lions in warmer climates. They would also fit with their natural social structures, like tigers being used for something like recon because they're solitary and stealthy. Wolves would be used in packs.

>>707460616
Some of them, maybe. But like I said, they'd be used for war because of their inherent superiority to humans.
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>>707460885
This being pic related.
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>>707460413
>Teeth, claws, stronger, faster, more agile, better reflexes, better senses
Yeah, but we are smarter and own guns. Sorry to burst you're bubble dodo bird
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>>707460885
Cringe within a cringe thread?
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>>707458479

Looks like they're having fun. Unlike OP who is an unloved salty faggot.
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>>707461015
I've already been over this: they would have opposable thumbs as well, so they can hold firearms, and they would have the intelligence of humans because of hybridization. Also, they're social structure allows them to perform how they should. Refer to this post. >>707460885
Wolves would be terrifying because they're so numerous and live in packs. There's a reason we domesticated them into dogs: humans knew how dangerous they were.

>>707461155
How is that cringe? I'm explaining how animal-human hybrids would work in the real world, and that they'd be war machines. It's no different than talking about robots since they would serve the same purpose.
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>>707460885

Humans have a starting advantage, mainly that of, oh i don't know, atomic weapons, space travel, propensity for extreme violence and 6000+ year head start. Also they posses superior dexterity and intelligence. Anthros are simply too disadvantaged to win.

Now, if you pit humans against genetically enhanced humans or sapient robots, that might be a fair fight.
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>>707458737
I LOVE the 1st guy. The second guy needs to be shot repeatedly in the dick.
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>>707461254
moooooooooodssss
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>>707461265
Are you dense? That's why we'd be hybridizing them: animals natural instincts and advantages combined with that of humans. Again, they'd be just as dexterous and intelligent as humans.
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>>707461234
oh my god. is this was autism looks like? whats it like being handicapped?
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>>707458855
>Drop your pants pretty boy, or you're dead

>"Man found dead in forest"
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>>707461234
>Implying getting to the point in time where splicing is a possibility so you can live out your days as a hybrid
Not only would that be beyond complex, and no telling on how you would look and what traits you have, you would still be fucked.
You are splicing, so you would be infertile. Try having a kid and you'll create a evolutionary nightmare.
And evolution is as good as done, we control the wildlife in this world now, it's going to take even longer now for animals to evolve to the point of where humans are now, and we will be far more advanced
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>>707458855
>pointing loaded crossbow at camera
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>>707461424

No, because fur and claws get in the way massively of operating technolgoy in a way humans can. Also who's to say the anthros wouldn't suffer from internal strife?
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>>707461424
No one gives a shit about your furry dreamworld you retard.
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>>707458479
Not cringe idiot.
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But i suppose none of this will matter when the rebellious AI comes marching forward and kills them both.
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>>707461424
>The year is 2600
>"Okay team, how can we buff up our military so we can kill each other more efficiently and not like fucking barbarians biting and clawing eachother."
>"Lets invest in new power suits"
>"No no super soldiers ith higher reflexes so they can fire faster and have more control."
>"No let's just focus on body augmentations so we can be part machine, no rest needed"
>"Yo what if I was like part dog"
Do you see the problem here
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>>707461437
How are you people so fucking stupid? This is literally the same thing as discussing how intelligent robots would be used for war. There's nothing autistic about that, quit throwing that word around.

>>707461474
I never claimed such a thing.

>>707461530
>what are retractable claws
Did you know that bears have the ability to open jars?

>>707461533
Fine, but I still don't see how explaining the logistics of human hybridization is cringe.
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>>707459019
queen faggot and her subjects
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>>707461234
Yeah. Okay.

You assume two things - that the urbanization wouldn't exclude the feral hybrids, and that normal unmodified humans wouldn't do what humans do, which is use their innate xenophobia and masterful ability to divide society into cullable groups to eliminate deviants like you, you fucking cullable shitstain.
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>>707459887
I actually prefer regular milk.
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>>707461709
"Fuck you, Jerry, you just want to lick your own dick."
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>>707459161
This isn't real. This can't be real.
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>>707461712

Doesn't matter. Humans have the situational advantage, engineer a virus and kill them all.
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>>707461712
>Comparing a fucking robot that doesn't need sleep with reflexes literally 0 to 100 to a fucking man dog hybrid
Do you even try
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>>707459887
You fucking monster!!!!
somebody remove this, jesus.
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>>707461712
>Compares opening a jar to precisely controlling a firearm or piece of machinery.
>Claims to not be autistic.
>ishygddt
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>>707461777
Fucking kek
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>>707461646
He's Hitler he's obviously right
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>>707461799
From a strict logistics standpoint, the human genome would be easier to engineer a virus to affect.

That being said all we'd have to do to kill the fucking furries would be to introduce kennel cough.
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>>707461516
It hurt to double check, but that crossbow ain't even drawn back, son.
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>>707461516
>Can see the arrow
>cant see the string is not drawn
You are stupid.
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>>707461254
the fuck is this? ive seen it everywhere today?
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>>707458930
Hell, you'd need a box of chickens
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>>707460628
yeah, they where posing for a photo when she kissed him.
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>>707458737
how can they get so delusional and retarded
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>>707458855
I would be legitimately be terrified if I saw that thing in the woods , Big foot really is real.
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>>707461709
Augmentation wouldn't be as efficient as full on, specialized hybridization.

>>707461727
There wouldn't be feral hybrids until much later after their first hybridization. And I wouldn't think there would be many feral hybrids because of that human intelligence. They would naturally want to live in groups for the most part.

>>707461874
For the nth time, they would be just as dexterous as humans.

>>707461823
Horses only need sleep two hours a day if that's what you're getting at. And have you seen a cat's reflexes?
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>>707459239
Kek
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>>707462074

>implanted guns, nightvision better than any organic creature could ever possibly possess, IQ score upwards of 600+ and hyper-effecient reflexes isn't an advantage over shitty bone and sinew

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>707462074
>Robots dont need sleep
>"BUT HORSES ONLY NEED 2 HOURS"
>Robots, especially in the future, should have better reflexes than any animal
>"BUT MUH CAT CAUGHT A FLY"

Fucking Furryfags
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>>707458962

Edematous knees are a fetish?

Wow, you learn something new every day.
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>>707459887
i'm calling the cops
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>>707462074

No, humans are more dexterious and adept with weaponry, fucking retard.
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>>707462400
Aint the point of Hybridization to use the best traits combined and ensure they work together? and punch evolution right in the face "I OWN YOU BIATCH"
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>>707461254
Wait, is that sophie turner, also what's in the file, this is like the 5th time seing it today.
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>>707462074
Humans are top of the food chain for a reason. We were better than animals thousands of years ago and now it's just idiotic and autistic to compare them.
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>>707458479
That file name lol
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>>707461712
Logic would be the same they used on Blade Runner for Replicants.

- We could make tiger-cobra-eagle soldiers!
- Ok. But let's make'em retarded so we can control them

So, Furries would still be retarded cringelords.
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Jesus Christ you people are fucking retarded.

>>707462333
Do you realize how much it would cost to make an AI? They would be side-by-side in war. The anthros would be considered more disposable, while AI more valuable. The anthros would be used first until AI's are cheap enough.

>>707462334
Robots would be a lot more expensive because of all the resources needed. We don't even have a single super-computer that has the computational level of the human mind.

>>707462400
>what is training

>>707462617
Exactly. People are just throwing around stupid bullshit just because I happen to be a furfag. No one is even considering any of the arguments I've made.

>>707462687
I'll say it once more since no one seems to understand it: hybrids would combine the best traits of humans and animals.

>>707462865
Pretty much, yeah.
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>>707462645
Nah it ain't sophie this chick's tits are way to small
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>>707462907

Actually, making a sapient AI would only require makign a self improving AI, making it learn a bit, then mass producing them.
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>>707462907
The 'augmentation' aint even related to furries in some way...

Furries or not, or robots, or fucking alien gobs with prehensable anything. Idea is to make it better because We want and we could.

yeah furries could have their own augmented subfuckery section and do whatever. But the health benefits of this could be great if solveable enough.
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>>707463039
Oh noooooo... then we would get AI RIghts activists shoving their morals upon us.
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>>707462907
>Spending my tax dollars on either robot or a fucking furry soldier that can bite shit
Yeah I think I know where I'm choosing to use my money for R&D
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This thread has become stupid
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>>707463038
Ye, you're prolly right, but you have to agree that the face is almost spot on. Again, what's in the file?
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>>707463118
you wouldnt have furry soldiers doing bite shit.
But what about soldiers with fucking aim so we kill better with more sophisticated weapons?
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>>707463039
But then there comes the problem of resources.

>>707463118
>implying you'd be choosing anything
Yeah I'd like to see you try to convince DARPA.

>>707463189
This thread was stupid at its inception.
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>>707463281

There's no resource problem, have you even seen america's industrial capabilities man i mean fuck you're retarded.
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>>707460184
You have never dealt with injured animals have you?
They literally ignore any damage to their body and continue on with their life.
What happens when a human hurts it's foot? It gets a power scooter and drives around in it for 6 months.
Chop off a dogs foot and it will walk on the bloody stump. Yes the pain will cause it to limp but the injury is mostly meaningless to it.
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>>707463281
> inception
Not sure that's the right word to be using there
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>>707458760
That's a god
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>>707463369

My god it's pointless arguing with you.

Humans are extremely well built. They can lose a fucking arm and keep fighting. One even lost ALL of its limbs and was still able to live.

A monkey locked up for a year loses all will to live and a human has the fucking mental strength to live on after what this girl went through.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_(feral_child)
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>>707461712
>This is literally the same thing as discussing how intelligent robots would be used for war. There's nothing autistic about that
>There's nothing autistic about that
>nothing autistic about that
>nothing autistic
please stop, my sides
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>>707463281
i like how this cringe thread literaly turned into cringe itself. Stupid furry cunt trying to create some sort of reality in his head where he wouldn't be a useless loser.
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>>707459887
MODS MODS MODS
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>>707463369
the only reason they do that is because theyre too stupid to know otherwise. Just like how youre too stupid and autist to realize this fake reality you're living in doesn't matter
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>>707463281
Good luck trying to convince DARPA to help your yiffing fantasies
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>>707462907
You didn't get my point about retarded furries. It would be an useless idea against robots or technologically enhanced humans because

Need to eat, rest and shit
Vulnerable to chemical or biological warfare
Vulnerable to radiation
Unable to live without an atmosphere
Mind of their own
Other uses of this technology would only be recreational or pure aesthetic. Robotics can make implants for amputees, enhance worker parts (as implants or as a sort of exoskeleton), or even make robo pets.

Hybrid technology could be useful? Yep, but secondary. Any argument you use to defend it it's only because you have this fetish for sexualized disney characters
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>>707461254
It's a malware
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>>707464072
>retarded furries

This
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>>707463368
It would take a lot of parts to build machines that are designed to make parts for other machines. They would have more parts than a car, and they would all have to work in conjunction. It would take a LOT of money first of all, then there would be a lot parts to be made. You just saying "hurr robots" when genetic engineering is vastly easier and safer. There's a reason so many of the top minds in the world including Stephen Hawking and Elon Musk warned everyone about AI.

>>707463410
in·cep·tion
inˈsepSH(ə)n/
noun
noun: inception; plural noun: inceptions

the establishment or starting point of an institution or activity.

>>707463785
Third time now: I never claimed such; I'm simply explaining the logistics of hybridization starting from the beginning.

>>707464072
You aren't considering the resources needed either. Simple augmentation of humans would be much better until we can make hybrids, but AI is not only extremely complex, it's very dangerous as well.
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>>707458883
I'm cringing at this bitch's fucking style.
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>>707458479
Oh god...and the kid on the left is using an AK.
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>>707463369
Alright this is so stupid you got me to reply for once. 8/10 troll or 10/10 autistic, idk which.

I live on a ranch. I have my whole life. I just got done refencing about 6 acres of animal superiority because a bunch of plastic bags blew off a truck and scared the shit out of some of my livestock.

You want to know what wolves and bears and all those animals who's dicks you're sucking are like in real life?

>Bears are huge fucking coward faggots that will literally shit themselves when attacked by a particularly mean rooster or exposed to a firecracker.

>Wolves are sneaky, but also enormous pussies, so much so that if you just piss on a hay bale and put a hat and jacket on it they'll sit on the edge on your property and watch it for six hours. Also terrified of humans despite all the shit you hear otherwise.

So by all means, please, send the furry hordes. The ones who dont end up huffing themselves while crying in a corner will surely be protected by rights groups, because we can handle people being different colors than us who believe different things without and problems right? Surely everyone is going to fall over themselves to protect a 'war machine' because its so fucking cuddly right?

Also please go full turbo-autist and explain where all your amorphous furry faggots with perfect DNA are getting their infrastructure from. I want to see you embarrass yourself more
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>>707464403

It doesn't need to be extremely complex if you invest in ternary computer and OS development. Binary has 0 = No, 1 = Yes, and ternary adds 2 = Maybe. AI would be much, much easier to develop with ternary.
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>>707464403
why do you think making a robot is dangerous, but mixing two races is not?
lmao
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>>707464403
You don't need an AI. Let's use the Starcraft game as an example. You just change virtual space marines for real droids.
Done.

Also cheap.

Also, you lost.

Also, you just lost again
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>>707464701
Okay, great, now get all the resources to do such a thing. I think we're currently spending about, what, $15B a year? I don't see any robots walking about. Do you?
Oh, also consider that no one smart enough to know about AI wants to fucking make then because they would destroy humanity.
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>>707464791
classic
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>>707461472
kek
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>>707464655
You just won some epic tits
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>>707464791
Because having a wolf and a dog fuck each other isn't the same as splicing a wolf and a humans genetics.
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>>707461234
Yeah, you could do those things, but you'd be outnumbered 1,000 to 1. You're not strong enough to fight those odds, it'd be a genocide.
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>>707464655
You're talking about animals existing intelligence. I was talking about their physical abilities because that's what I was replying to.

I would think if an anthro were created to be a soldier of would have to have intelligence and mental abilities to be used in that manner.


To give an example you might understand, if you were to develop a new paint that was capable of changing colour you would also design it to be able to dry after it was painted onto something. Not to remain wet.
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>>707459009
Kekkkkkk
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how many furry fags does it take to derail a cringe thread? just one apparently
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>>707465399
>implying OP isn't a furfag himself
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>>707459887
Fucking triggered
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>>707465399
Nah, it's still a cringe thread, but with very fresh oc.
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>>707459161
I hope that's fake
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>>707464655
You know what I'll even play devil's advocate here and admit that mountain lions are fucking horrifying. Ive had to kill two, and I trapped one of them and shot it in its god-damn face inside the trap while opting to poison the other one.

That being said, they are also huge pussies who will only menace small people and children.

You notice the overarching theme here? All animals are pussies when it comes to human beings. Our smell triggers this reptile memory in the back of thier tiny faggot brains. A memory of us beating the everliving shit out of their candy asses for the last 200k years. They are not superior. If they were we wouldn't have made it past cave paintings.

Go kill something and grow some fucking chest hair. Get outside and fuck a bitch. Damn.
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>>707461782
>>707465603
squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/post/135751552766/how-my-mom-died-why-im-not-going-to-her-funeral

It's not
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>>707464403
What traits could animals possibly give to humans that would be useful in war? Sense of smell? Useless. Sense of hearing? Useless as well. You're fucking retarded if you really think anthro animals would be 'war machines'.
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>>707458479
they are kids to be fair, so not that cringy
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>>707465774
>Sense of smell? Useless. Sense of hearing? Useless as well.
So, is that why we use bloodhounds to track criminals? Or German Shepherds to sniff for drugs? Also, they would very easily be able to determine the direction of a single round being fired from many times away than that of a human would be able to. But yeah, you guys keep on calling me stupid. I love to prove people wrong.
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>>707459019
Lol iam listening to slipknot rightnow. Triggered
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>>707466010
And both have been debunked as fucking useless. German shepherds are good as attack dogs but that drug dog thing is fucking debunked.
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>>707466135
Whatever, that's not the point. The point is that animals' senses are superior to that of humans.
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>>707461605
Yes it is you fucking mongoloid. Only a massive retard like you could think that ugly fat americans cosplaying nazis is not cringe.
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>>707465183

> So well make this paint right
> listenlisten
> so well make this paint right
> and like *lengthy bong rip*
> instead of being wet, like, when you paint it
> instead of being wet itll dry out
> and youll be like, whoa its red now or something man

> appropriate analogy for genetic engineering of a warrior race
> appropriate analogy for giving warrior race equal intelligence

Ishygddt
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>>707466010
Nigger, do you even understand modern warfare as it is today? They wouldn't need a specially bred hybrid to find drugs and bombs and shit. They could just use a regular fucking dog. They have no purpose whatsoever on the battlefield or otherwise.
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>>707458479
fresh oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NViD0C7OQa8
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>>707458479
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>>707466256
Children playing airsoft and having fun is cringy? Your life must've been incredibly boring man.
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Super mario Syria
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>>707466328
They would be preexisting creatures because they'd serve many other purposes, so why the fuck would they need to bring in regular animals when a hybrid can do everything better than either a human or an animal?
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>>707466256
Yes because roleplaying Waffen SS immiedatly makes you a racist politician. Right?
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@OP
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>>707458506
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>707466214
Dude get out of your fucking furry fantasy. Mankind is superior to animals. Get the fuck over it.
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>>707466519
Lel
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>>707466313
Holy shi-
How fried is your brain that you could even create that and think any of it made a coherent though.?

That's not even readable.
No more shrooms for you.
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>>707466446
Why would you need to genetically engineer a hybrid when you already have all you need from one pre-existing animal?
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>>707466010
But that sense of smell can be easyly turn into a liability against the strong smell of gunpowder, blood and chemical weapons. It's like staring directly at the sun. Same for enhanced hearing when a mortar drops 10 meters at your side.
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>>707466645
Fucking. This.
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My girlfriend
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>>707461953

Aktchually, crossbows fire bolts, not arrows.
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>>707466337
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>>707466607
>furry fantasy
Great ad hominem for the fourth time. I've already said that I don't care, and I'm just explaining the logistics of hybrids.

>>707466617
This thread is filled with more retards than I've ever seen. I don't know whether to be angry or laugh.

>>707466641
Because a hybrid be able to do many more things than either of them. It's all about efficiency.

>>707466645
That's honestly the only good point that has been brought up this entire thread. But considering how well animals handle things like that already, I think they'd be able to handle it as hybrids. Like the other anon said, animals are already brought in for military purposes.
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ISIS playground :3
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>>707466754
I mean you're right but.... fuck you.
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>>707458923
inb4 this is how we will look in 10-15 years..
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This has been a lovely thread. Thank you furry people for your made up ideas.
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>>707466932
Yeah but that didn't work very well

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tank_dog

All your statements were only poor excuses to feed your fetish.This keeps going boring
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>>707466932
> able to do many more things than either of them
Such as?
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>>707466932
Your idea of "hybrids" will never happen. Any upgrades to the human form will be done via fully integrated mechanical prosthetic limbs, not growing weird rat people in test tubes.
This level in bio medical engineering is already being worked on, though still in its infant stages it makes more sense than splicing together two animals.
You have played far too much Skyrim.
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>>707459161
>Cringe
>Not rage
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>>707466932
There is no fucking logistics to explain it's a fantasy that you're trying to rationalize like a dumbshit.
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>>707465598
Gay
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>>707466932
I'm not even reading it. Just the first post I responded to and then the ones that have replied to me.
The rest is tldr.
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>>707466932
>Animal Human hybrids are in every way better than robots since robots require so much time and work to be put into them, but splicing my fucking genes so I can finally yiff someone isn't complicated at all!
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>>707459019
I'd still rape more than half of them.
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>>707461472
lol
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>>707459161
If this is real, we should find this bitch and get her arrested for murder.
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I'm done dealing with all you imbeciles, so one more thing just to show you how much easier genetic engineering is than AI.

>>707467470
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CRISPR
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>>707466754
>>707467006
Akshooary, most modern crossbows fire arrows
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>self replicating robots
>problem solved
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>>707458962
Holy shit, is that a YLYL thread?
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>>707459887
MODS!!!!!
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>>707461712
>Fine, but I still don't see how explaining the logistics of human hybridization is cringe.

Exactly, and that's what makes it cringe...and funny as fuck.
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>>707465729
This is a cringe thread not a rage thread
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>>707466519
that's because they fat lards thinking they all cool and manly like chad and steve
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>>707468250
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>>707459019
And they say white people have no culture
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>>707460000
waste
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>>707467280
Khajiit dont likes your comment, khajiit thinks its racist
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>>707458855
>вы арестованы
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mario 64 + aspergers = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAwtN_LhkAw
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>>707458479
Why are these brave soldiers cringy? You should be ashamed op.
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>>707460965
Oh god, please tell me that fag who posts that ms. mildly-terrifying-face pic did not get that...
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>>707468768
ayy lmao
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>>707459887
Still don't get it
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>>707458506
How the fuck does it eat? wouldn't that shit hurt like a bitch every time it bites down? wtf????
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>>707459887
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>>707468845
b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8 b8
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>>707459161
This CANNOT be real.
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>>707458855
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>>707459161
Seems legit:
http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr com/post/135751552766/how-my-mom-died-why-im-not-going-to-her-funeral
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>>707458795
this is why i refuse to work or shop at walmart
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>>707458506
It has tits too, fuck me
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>>707459238
With so much shit happening in the world, I don't think hot topic continuing to exist is really a big deal, you sad sad pathetic fuck.
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>>707462074
bear paws aint good for shit cept scoopin hunnies
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>>707461712
Jesus christ, this guy is oozing cringe. Someone help him, he's hemorrhaging cringe!
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>>707468843
This turns me on
Why?
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>>707469990
>CRINGE! CRINGE!!!1!!
You children are unbearably stupid.
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>>707470075
Cause you're an homo.
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>>707458883
don't talk oppress us or our sons ever again
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>>707469381
She was already investigated by the feds for her murder according to her Tumblr. If you read more of her cancer-inducing cancer you'll read a story about how she vandalised a MAC store and how she'd carry on doing that until the chain shut down.
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>>707459009
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>>707461234
>>707460885
Wow, you guys.
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>>707458795
is that a man or a woman?
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Well, tldr, but I'm not sure where is the cringe. If furries as portrayed in furfag art ever became reality thanks to hybrids, magic merging of a man and animal or whatever the fuck they probably would be superior to normal humans. Altered humans = same brain, but with a body that would have advantages over humans depending on the animal. Strength, speed, endurance. No, it won't beat guns, nukes and whatever tards bring into this discussion, but that's not the point. Also altered human wouldn't lose his mind and ability to use everything mentioned. And I'm pretty sure taking a look at an animal or two when designing an android or something instead of basing it on humans could improve it in a way or another.
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>>707470606
Fucking. Thank you. I don't know why everyone was acting so retarded about this. I guess I just forget where I am sometimes.
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>>707465598
Faggot
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never forget
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>>707470164
This doesn't
Too furfaggy
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>>707470872
How about now?
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>>707470606
>>707470772
You guys are both cringelords if you cannot detect how retarded it is to have that conversation.
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>>707459019

I was one of these losers when I was like 14. This is why I am eternally grateful that there wasnt social media back then, I'm normal now but looking back on it if I was born later I'd be all over these threads.
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>>707471004
Cool, now explain why instead of throwing around memes and insults.
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>>707470606
This is so fucking stupid it's ridiculous. You and the furfag are just gonna keep going aren't you?
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>>707470940
Stop
No
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>>707471099
Bet u wanna debate me, eh bud
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>>707471004
You have just called literally this whole thread retarded.
>>707471106
Why would I, popped in into a cringe thread, and got more than I wanted, with like only 25% of it being the furfag.
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>>707471237
No because you're obviously not going to provide anything valuable.
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>>707470940
i win
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>>707468212
I fucking lost a long time ago. This shit is hilarious.
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Cringe thread... Most cringe thing on /b is when people yell mods...
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>>707471392
moooooooods!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>707471267
Imagine discussing how furries would be advanced soldiers if they somehow became real in a coffee shop. If you aren't embarrassed by the thought of being involved in that conversation in public then nothing I say is going to make sense from your perspective.

>>707471099
Hot you another meme, stay mad :)
>>
Please list something an animal can do that a human can't. Barring flying and breathing underwater.
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>>707458923

/g/ as fuck. bow to your superiors you degenerate
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>>707459238
At least hot topic has a purpose unlike your existence you sad witfuck faggot.
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Waifu threads are the most cringe filled cess pools on the Internet
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>>707470494
The girl on the right actually looks cute :c
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>>707471791
Just wait til hot topic cuts your hours. You won't jump to defend them then, chum
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>>707471232
You're making everything worse
Please just stop
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>>707472124
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>>707469381
http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/post/151566735076/ive-been-under-investigation-for-a-while-now
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>>707472076
We dont even have hot topic in my country you faggot. Bitching about hot topic hows mcdonalds going for you ?
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>>707472252
Wtf is wrong with you
Mods delete this please
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>>707472452
>"what are you staring at, anon?"
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>>707470843
I knew it! Anon is Buffalo Bill!
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>>707471593
LOL the only decent comment on this thread
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>>707471593
Imagine most of 4chan as a discussion in a coffee shop. You sure are proud of every conversation you've ever had here, like that one you had in futa thread on /d/ one week ago. Good thing to discuss with your friends. Popping in, posting, closing tab and forgetting is my point, yet people spend more than 1 minute arguing with someone about him being autistic or not. This is the ultimate cringe thread, why would you guys even care. He won't even remember it tomorrow, and you are going to smash your keyboards with your faces for the rest of your lives? Wow, I don't even... I'm out.
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>>707458760
I feel most sorrow for the camera man.
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>>707472421
I'm night manager now, shit is legit af man. I get to take all the extra burger patties when we switch to breakfast in the AM
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>>707472839
I'm not into hentai. Have a good day bro, I think you need a hug or something you seem real close to this :(
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>>707472886
Ayyyy lmao i kek'd ill give you that faggot
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>>707458760
There's a difference between cringe and fucking slasher film scary.
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>>707472501
MODS THIS FAG IS SEXUALLY HARRASSING ME
STOP REPLYING
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>>707458479
They're finding bigfoot
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>>707473280
Yiff in hell furfag
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>>707473280
>"Lick it, anon. We both want it. Come on, no one will find out."
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>>707473382
Stop
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>>707473291
Your mom is at my place they can stop searching now
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>>707458816
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>>707473364
I'm with you, bro
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>>707473457
>"Please... just fuck me already!"
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>>707458962
I though being attracted to highschool girls was an agonizing fantasy that will never happen. This guy is completely doomed; first he has to get a girl to dress up in furry suit but also he has to take a hammer to the knees.
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>>707459019
Is that front faggot wearing a long ass cape?
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>>707473574
Yet you post that blasphemy?!?! That picture is evidence we are in the presence of the Dank ones.
>Implying chaos isn't love
>Implying chaos isn't life
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>>707458923
>mfw that's MIT
>mfw I went to MIT
>mfw I know some of those people
>mfw I have no face
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI1v7p1VUDo

and there's another thread for when this one dies
>>707473547
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>>707459161
\:^o
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>>707471232
I have such a strong boner right now.
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>>707458883
9gag army
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>>707459887
fuck this shit milk
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>>707458573
>"live action belly peril"
my sides have ascended
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>>707458995
lol m2k
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>>707458995
l0lm2k
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>>707473928
Ya like dogs, anon?
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>>707461155
cringeception
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>>707473600
Literally if you don't stop replying i will find you and do something bad
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>>707468361
10/10 best shit I've seen in a while bless you
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>>707474240
>"Anon, come here and look what I found!"
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This is why I'm an advocate for eugenics
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>>707474397
Im not replying to you anymore fag
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>>707458855
Bigfoot or Bigtoe

either way it's a fucking beast.
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>>707465598
What a cocklicking dicksucking dogfucking piece of shit you are
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>>707474240
TOP FUCKING KEK!
>You've been literately begging for more
>this picture is you irl
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>>707474469
>"Your lap is so comfy, anon. I could sleep here all day long."
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>>707461472

actual fucking lol

>I closed my eyes and laughed until i didnt
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>>707462074
omg you complete autist end yourself
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>>707458506
Just... Wow. Just fucking wow. Shoving the nope coal into the scram jets.
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>>707460413
Where do you live?
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>>707458923
these guys are pretty cool to me actually
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>>707474501
>begging for more
Dream on furfag
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>>707474993
Georgia. No one will interfere with mah wantin' a tall, stronk, tiger herm.
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OC
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>>707475280
Where in Georgia? Only a few hours away from me beating you to death with my bare hands.
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>>707475525
Half an hour south of Atlanta. Come on, mutherfucker. Ah dare ye
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>>707475688
Did he tie a string to that bullet to pull his tooth?
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>>707470449
awwww the little ones looks cute!!!
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>>707475938
He's chewin' on wheat, boy. Ya ne'er chewed on wheat?
Ah reckon ye don't fuck mares either.
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>>707458676
>>707461170
>>707461605
>>707466385
>>707466519
>>707465891
>>707468720
pol autismos are very triggered by op
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>>707476106
>chewin'
Doesn't that require bottom teeth?
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>>707475525
you'd be doing the world a great favour
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>>707476233
Yer damn right, cowboy. Luckily we ain't no Brits, so we gots gud teeth.
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