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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New Fluffy Thread

Old one >>707401032
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Fuck yeah new thread.
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The fluffy's deaf. Took me a while to realize.
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Bump it
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>>707422559
Richard, is that you? ?
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>>707423019
Need more sadbox
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>>707423195
A close friend. Takes pride in making fluffy abuse.
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Lets get some stories in here
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>>707423195
She looks so surprised from the landing
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>>707423790
I like reading them. Some of them are downright fascinating.
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Can some one explain why I like these? There so mean spirited, but I just cant stop reading these.
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>>707424277
Just let it flow, don't question it
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>>707424277
There are explanation pics but I don't really think they do a good job. It's just strange.
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Would you adopt him? Even just to abuse him?
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>>707424408
I dont know man, its like like Im staring into an abyss. I just cant look away.
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>>707424735
Exactly. And it stares back. People try to rationalize it various ways, saying it's a sexual fetish or something. Personally I just like the sadness and tragedy.
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>>707424684
"I hate this little faggot"
Sums how I feel about this up yet can't stay away.
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>>707424702
I might but I think I would honestly want to get an alicorn simply because they're supposed to be more intelligent and better behaved.
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There's a bunch more Mocha pictures.
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>>707424909
fluffies seem to only exist to suffer, are we like fluffies in some way?
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>>707425366
Get the fuck out
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>>707425589
never figured out whats going on in the 3rd panel. is that a knife in its mouth or something?
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>>707425366
Could be
>>707425518
shut up and get back to lurking, fag lord
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>>707424456
Sadbox best box.
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I need more
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>>707425675
It's a dropper full of milk.
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>>707422559
Requesting that comic where a neckbeard took some fluffies and put them in a D&D game, I don't know if it was finished.
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>>707425711
H8
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>>707425711
come on dude. Don't post screenshots from your phone.
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>>707424909
Sexual? ...maybe for some. I'm with you on this one though; these appeal to the sadistic fuck I never knew I had deep-down
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>>707423790
Ya I honestly prefer text to comic
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>>707425366
I've thought about it myself and I think it's that we wish the world was the way fluffies see it. That we, meaning the typical 4chan user, only wish to seek out companionship, friendship and love and the world responds to our attempts with hatred, violence, and disgust.
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>>707425675
It's an eyedropper full of milk/formula
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>>707425799
lol i never even considered that
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>>707425834
I don't think it was
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>>707422559
It was made as anathema to mlp you moron.
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>>707425895
Sadism does play a part, it's undeniable. I really just enjoy tragedy and the unfairness of a lot of the stories. A lot of folks in these threads only want to see bad/smarty fluffies get punished.
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>>707426317
I'd have way to much fun doing that, if i had a fluffy. I fucking love Peeps
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>>707426250
Yes, indeed, in the beginning it was. It has since spun off into its own thing that has only tenuous relation to mlp.
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Can someone post some text stories?
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I'm going on a dancing fluffy spree. Hope you like dancing fluffies as much as me.
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>>707426527
Let er rip!
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>>707426403
I feel I would only physically abuse a fluffy if it deserved it but psychological torture would just be to fun not too do.
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>>707426755
Psychological is too fucking easy, which is why it'd be so much fun.
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I promise not to post too many hug box pics
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>>707426943
I, on the other hand, make no such promises.
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The classic crowd pleaser.
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>>707423421
did he chew his way out and wear away his lips, lost his eye and his cheek?

that's wild
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>>707427227
I imagine it's decay from a festering infection.
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>>707427227
No, I think it's necrosis due to being in the can for so long and exposure to its own feces.
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>>707427407
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>>707423790
Can someone tell me what exactly happens here?

he's daydreaming about seeing his mother but now all he has is her pelt/stuffed body?

And it can make noises?
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>>707427407
I actually like his idea.
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>>707427490
No, she's still alive, but barely. She's had her eyes and tongue removed after being converted to a milkbag. She's wheezing really hard.
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>>707427490
So it's Duffy's birthday, and all he wants is his Mother. Duffy came from a fluffy factory and his mom is a "milk bag" - basically an amputated fluffy, blinded, hooked up to a feeding machine for the sole purpose of feeding foals.

Duffy's dad finds his mother and gives her to Duffy on his birthday, but she is in bad shape from years as a milk bag - not at all how Duffy imagined in his dreams.
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>>707427351
What is it with the fucking awful spelling? Like, I get that when it's a fluffy speaking, it can't speak properly, but when it's just text on an image, what kind of retards can't write a proper sentence?
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>>707427885
My personal favorite dancing fluffy comic, and others' too judging by the fan art.
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>>707427459
Is there actually more to this one?
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>>707427937
Quite a few of the artists in the fandom are Russian and the dialogue has been machine translated.
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>>707427937
For whatever reason Fluffies are popular with Russians. They try to translate their own comics for our sake but you see the results. They do make some of the best content imho.
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>>707425217
KEK
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>>707424277
They're wretched and deserving of abuse.
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>>707428066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs
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>>707428129
>>707428224

Ahhh, that makes a lot more sense. They do produce some damn good commies.


I mean comics.
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Well I've posted all my favorites in this thread and the previous. I'll dig around for some others in my folder, maybe some more Wolfram, but I'll be lurking.
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Oh man there's actually a lot of sploosh I didn't post.
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more fluffy shoes
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>>707428285
That's just something that people started in order to make themselves feel better about all the horrible things that happen to fluffies. They wanted "justified" abuse, regardless of the fact that most of the time it's still completely unwarranted.
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>>707428786
that was the original purpose of fluffy abuse

it was eventually sort of corrupted into mindless gore shitposting by people who actually want to abuse animals
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>>707428285
this image has it exactly backwards. fluffies are _supposed_to_be_ everything optimistic and innocent about humanity. its only humanities inability to have nice things and treat them the way they deserve to be treated that they turn into these shitrats. it's the way they're treated, every single generation, that determine their behavior, and humanity succeeds in screwing them up and then screwing them over when they aren't the "perfect" pet they were advertised as. everything truly awful that happens to fluffies comes from humanity, either directly by abuse or indirectly by neglect. that neglect is why ferals are shitty, bratty and awful. if you don't beleive me, just look at some hugbox art which shows fluffies in their designed state - loving pets which comfort and bring joy to their responsible owners.
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>>707428928
cry me a river foalout
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>>707427459
this is a little sad

there's not any comeuppance or logical reason for torture or violence etc.

w/e I guess it's just an impulse
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>>707428786
This. You still see (maybe the majority) people in these threads specifically requesting only "justified/karmic justice" abuse of smarty fluffies. It's just babies who can't just embrace the sadistic tragedy and need to make themselves feel better.
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>>707424760
Fuckbyou
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>>707427745
>>707427885
ah okay

I hadn't noticed the giant swollen udders

basically that little fluffy is gonna grow up to be Darth Vader then
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>>707429156
I lol'd irl. I guess so.
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>>707429015
Those glasses were probably expensive, too.
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>>707428337
is she eating glue or paste or something

or is that an ice cream cone?
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>>707429433
I wanna say glue for the sake of their retard-ism but it's ice cream.
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>>707428638
I hope she ended up yanking on him more and more until the stupid cow ended up tearing his stomach open and spilling his retarded guts everywhere
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>>707424760
kf
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>>707429433
Ice cream cone
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Could fluffies survive in the wild away from cities? Or are they just too genetically screwed to function in that environment? They seem like stupid versions of NIMH rats.
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>>707428851
I think it's funny and also pathetic that even fully grown fluffies speak like fucking baby retards lmao
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haha this one is one of my favorites
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>>707425711
fk
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>>707429812
Yeah dude, check out this comic
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>>707429397
I know right

it's like there's no sense of "hell yeah" or satisfaction in that comic, usually I think it's funny or good when something fucked up happens to a fluffy but they brought it on themselves, or we can see the POV/train of though of the torturer, but that comic is more like

imagine it's like a shitass high school kid punking a poor homeless dude
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>>707429855
She fucking nudged him, what a retarded ball of fluff
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>>707429812
spring to fall they'd be alright in most environments, but winter is generally regarded as the most effective culling of the herds. in reality, they'd be snuffed out in less than two years, but in the fluffy universe, they always manage to breed their way out of any difficulties.
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Does anyone have the comic of the sea fluffs in the wild that get caught. One's ugly and one's got good colors so they breed the female and castrate the male? I can't seem to find it on the booru.
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>>707429848
Well, they were supposedly intended as pets for 5-10 year old children and they would have thought that to be cute.
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>>707430139
Some. Fucking. How. We will never know
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The owner knew what he was doing in this one.
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>>707428441
Good to see my work is still appreciated. Still glad I took all my shit down from that autistic site though.
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>>707430026
nah that comic is sadbox, but not for the fluffies sake, but rather the girl. she keeps trying to help these fluffies but they keep dying and getting fucked up by the most common things. she takes every loss personally and buries the bodies with cardboard crosses.
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>>707430139
I just want one herd to beat the odds in a forest. I keep looking at fluffie threads to see it, but I know in my heart Im never going to see a happy ending.
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what kind of autism is it
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>>707430343
hey abusesir, sorry to see you go! i really enjoyed your work
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>>707430366
Nah, never will
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>>707430366
yeah all this shit with the digging tunnels could work except their hooves are supposedly too soft to dig in anything harder than sand or loose dirt. that and any predators would just have a field day if they found the nest.
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>>707430625
Thanks! Yeah there's too big of a good ole boy club of rare/non contributors who feel like they own the place. Drawing this shit takes a lot of time and there's only so much sperg lord one can take until it just doesn't seem worth it.
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>>707430355
ehh that's pretty lame

But w/e, the girl's qt, some things are just too retarded to save
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>>707428224
>tfw pony porn is most popular among russians too
Hopefully no connection...
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>>707430931
>too retarded to save
like the girl?
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>>707430873
I was really wondering why you left, and you're 100% justified. Thanks for everything you did, when you did it.
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Anyone have the fluffy they experimented on by getting it over excited over lies and ended up killing it?
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>>707430840
I can see one herd of fluffies figuring out that sticks can be made sharp and using their mouths to use tools, but i dont think success is a theme here. just suffering
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>>707430992
Fuuuunny you should mention that
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>>707431101
Something would go wrong and they'd end up stabbing themselves or some shit.
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This is one of my absolute favorites. I just love that last/center bottom panel.
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>>707430873
i totally get it. if i were to lend my hand at this, i would do a set of stock stories, then setup a personal website to lock new content behind an image filter (blur+gaussian) so if you wanted to read text or see gore, the image would need to be fully paid for. if at least one shithead can afford it, then the community gets new content.
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>>707431030
leave m'lady be
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>>707431049
Thanks again! I've been known to do a few one offs for muh /bros on here like this one. AK and BB have my RL contact info as well if anyone really needs to send me a message through them.
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>>707429591
Calm down, kid.
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One time I trolled a britbong janitor so hard he pruned a fluffy thread. True story.
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>>707431378
you're gonna tell me to calm down on what's probably one of the regularly most edgy threads on here? quit being a fag
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>>707431215
Is it wrong to want hopebox? They have positive traits of humanity such as kindness, persistence and speech, thats something artists can work with. They can make bitter sweet moments of success or something.
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>>707428998
Fluffies are self-aware. Naturally people hold them responsible for their own actions. Fuck off with your "product of their environment" bullshit, you bleeding-heart liberal. Niggers are responsible for the crimes they commit, and fluffies are responsible for shitting everywhere and being whiny demanding brats and having zero principles while still trying to appear proud.
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I just realized how great fluffies would be as reptile food

They're useless and pathetic enough that snakes won't ever have to actively hunt them, you can just leave it with the boa or w/e and eventually the fluffy will grow annoying enough to end up strangled and half-digested
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>>707431552
Hopebox? Never, I would love to see it happen, but misfortune seems to love their fluffy asses
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>>707431664
The thing I don't understand with sea fluffies is why would they even need to have their legs/flippers amputated? They have a hard enough time moving around on land as is.
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>>707431690
hopebox can be some sort of combination of classic sadbox and NIMH, I can see it happening.
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>>707431881
Food? Punishment? Fun?
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>>707431645
normally, i would agree, but there's one thing you're forgetting about. fluffies were created, as such humanity bears responsibility for its actions _first_, which it blatantly has not done. fluffies are tragedy first and foremost in the most classical sense. if fluffies were human (which they are not) they'd qualify as mentally retarded and not responsible for their actions.
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>>707431881
It could've been damaged when it was caught. As for the other image where the flippers were amputated and the fluffy was thrown back into the sea, it's presumably some sort of delicacy, like shark-fin soup.
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Image limit reached once again and that's it for me, goodnight /b/ros
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>>707432058
night
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>>707431985
I've heard of shark-fin soup and that, to me, seems like one of the cruelest dishes ever created. I mean, if you're gonna go through the goddamn trouble of catching a shark just to eat its fins, you might as well eat the whole shark, rather than throwing it back after cutting off the fins.
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>>707424760
shithead
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>>707429015
Tell me honestly, when you hear about police shooting an unarmed black man, what do you think? Do you think, "Fuck the police, those damn murderers," or do you think, "If he had just cooperated, they wouldn't have shot him, but he probably resisted because he had committed a crime"?

Even the fluffies that don't deserve abuse according to that particular comic still deserve abuse because of the crimes of their species. Statistically, even if that particular fluffy is not shown doing it, he has probably whined and made bad poopies, at the absolute minimum.

Yeah, it's not fair. The question isn't whether what happens to them is fair. The question is why people enjoy it.
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>>707432401
you're a faggot
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>>707432274
Doesn't the majority of shark taste like shit though?
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>>707429090
>tragedy
There is no tragedy in any of this. In order for tragedy to exist, you must sympathize with the sufferer.
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>>707432572
I've heard it described as really good tasting catfish myself.
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>>707432595
Just because you can't sympathize doesn't mean everyone can't.
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>>707431665
There's actually a whole genre of snake food pics. I was going to post some for you, but image limit.
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>>707432274
that probably the whole reason sea-fluffs were invented in the first place. they'd be utterly destroyed in open waters, they only places they'd find refuge would be in secluded ponds and protected marshes
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>>707430840
Yeah they aren't designed for digging at all and are meant for carpets and manicured lawns. Rocky dirt and really anything outside a well-kept yard will do damage, even asphalt though it's not often focused on.

Digging even soft dirt quickly leads to cuts and wearing down the leathery hoofs leading to immobility or infection and death. Some stories even focus on smarties forcing rejects and unwanted herd members to dig until they're crippled and then abandon or kill them, or ignorant fluffies digging after food and shelter and hurting themselves before they realize it.
Foals especially probably couldn't dig at all.

>>707431101
In addition to >>707431215, I think you're seriously over estimating fluffies. Many stories feature them impaling themselves or getting stuck on spikes and thorns with no sense of self-preservation. Even with knowledge of danger, which they are likely to forget with fluffy memory, they have poorer motor skills and dexterity than an infant and are mostly only able to manipulate objects by pushing them or pulling them with their mouths.

At best you could hope they'd avoid sharp sticks most of the time and only lose a few fluffies to wandering into them or trying to give them a hug so it wont hurt them.
Remember these are creatures that beg inanimate objects and elements like water to be friendly and not hurt them.

There is, however a series of comics about a smarter-than average fluffy who is at least aware how stupid he is.
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>>707424760
YAMERO
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I also didn't get to post my favorite Abuse-sir comic. The castrated pillow poopie fluffy with the pink mare. Oh well, maybe next thread. Good night folks.
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>>707432696
I remember when I was young someone told me it was like too salty or some shit oh well I never researched because I doubt I'll ever eat shark in my life. Not sure I even want to.
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>>707425711
Fuck
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>>707431963
>fluffies are tragedy first and foremost in the most classical sense. if fluffies were human (which they are not) they'd qualify as mentally retarded and not responsible for their actions.
Now I'm just thinking of fluffies as genetically engineered retarded humans as pets.
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Fluffies are actually smarter than humans in the sense that they go from newborn to fully sentient and able to speak in only a short matter of time. That takes some serious brains.
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>>707433504
no that's just a matter of speed

sure they can become fully sentient quickly, but then what? they hit their peak super fast and it's basically nothing

it's probably equal to a mentally disabled small child at best
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>>707432572
Only certain sharks are rich in ammonia, not the ones used for sharkfin soup.
Most shark is just quality meat comparable to other meat-eating fish. The fin however is pretty much just tasteless gelatin, all the flavor comes from whatever broth and seasoning.
The issue is more that they take the fin and discard the meat because the soup has cultural significance as a symbol of wealth from when it was a dish for nobility. Now with the growing middle class some people will take their whole family out for sharkfin soup every week or month just to show off that they can afford it.
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>>707432855
I mean they bread so fast wouldn't natural selection breed out the stupid ones eventually? I can see them getting smarter over time if they were killed though natural means like predation and starvation. I can see a smarty finding a strategy that works.
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>>707433761
yes and no - they are genetically engineered to be stupid for "cute" appearances
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>>707433716
It's an inconvenient truth, but a truth nonetheless. Until well into human adolescence fluffies are by far smarter than humans.
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>>707432801
Pretty sure that is the explanation as far as anything is canon with fluffies. Sea fluffies are supposed to be less common, I think bred after the originals, and marketed as a meat product for dishes like sushi. They're supposed to taste better than normal fluffies for that reason too.

I'm not sure if they're supposed to have escaped from production like normal fluffies.
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>>707433824
Some seem to be aggressive naturally and have 'bad temperament' , they were made with a few kinks to start with. There could easily be a few a bit smarter than designed.
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>>707434030
fair enough, but considering they're also essentially useless in the wild as well as constantly killed on sight by humans, living smart ones are probably more uncommon than not

they're all just giant balls of meat waiting to be killed out in the wild, and humans that exterminate them probably dont care or differentiate between normal and smart fluffies
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>>707434258
They have sentience and breed like rats, if they can find a food source in the wild then they could have a chance. So far it seems like there primary preditors are dogs and humans, if they get away from those then maybe that can find a niche. At least before being eaten by other animals.
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>>707433761
All bets are off with natural selection since they're a frankenstein mashup of bastardized biology but even so most stories don't really suggest a stable wild population. Even with their high breeding rate most herds are wiped out by predators, the elements, starvation, or simply stupidity.
Many stories feature new fluffies constantly being released by accidents and owners and shops and shelters and breeders shutting down and that replenishes the wild stock.

A rare story will focus on multiple generations getting by but the vast majority seem to suggest that fluffies simply cannot survive long-term without humans.

Most "smarties" are not truly smarter but simply more egotistical or pushy which other fluffies mistake for intelligence. There are rare cases of smarter fluffies but even those are unable to understand the world on a fundamental level and I only see truly smart ones in hugbox shit.
I've even seen a few interesting pics that show fluffies literally seeing the world differently through a simplistic childish lens, lights being friendly and happy, trash looking like a soft pillow, and scary things looking like monsters.
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>>707433721
I learned something on /b/ in a fluffy thread.
Thanks guy!
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>>707433879
adolescence?
as in 10 or in some cases for females 5.
Yeah no, humans are fucking smarter than fluffies maybe not you. If you actually believe your own horseshit.
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>>707433879
Not quite. Fluffies have some almost pre-programmed knowledge of some human things like "sketti" and a capacity to learn somewhat but lack much intuition or basic natural reactions.
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>>707434875
Hehe you getting mad, only because you know I'm right. A 1 year old fluffy is smarter than a 1 year old human, and it's making you upset. Even though fluffies don't actually exist. You need to reevaluate some decisions.
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>>707434539
I'd imagine they'd need a place in the forest with deep vegetation and little to no predators.
Hell crows, raccoons, squirrels, rats, just about any omnivore has shown that in the wild hardships of nature they'll get vicious and eat/rape anything smaller than it.
God I love animals.
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>>707434724
So no chance of nature changing their inherent design? Some seem to display awareness and learning capablity, surely through weight of shear numbers a aberrant can come from a brood thats capable of thought.
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>>707434539
They have a butchered crippled sentience.
Wild animals are generally smarter even if fluffies can speak a few words.
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>>707434983
I'm not that guy friend but that last comment was so stupid that yeah it hurt me a little to read.
you know most kids if brought up correctly can read and write by 4 right?
I'm sorry mommy smoked meth and gave you mountain dew all your life.
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>>707435118
Hahaha you're so mad.
Face the music. It takes intelligence to speak, just look at the African Grey Parrot. Fluffies ability to speak with a level of competence makes them second only to humans in terms of intelligence, and that's what's hurting you to read.
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>>707424760
Clever.
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>>707435238
You know what you convinced me.
I fully believe without a doubt that fluffies will be smarter than your children.
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thread seems devoid of any new image posts, was good while it lasted boys
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>>707435027
Well it's all made up with a loose community canon so I couldn't say "no chance" but a core theme of fluffies is they're a genetic fuck-up dead-end that was released before it was ready and shouldn't exist.
In many ways they're more like biological robots than animals and there are many stories about the engineering/programming being very buggy and barely keeping together.
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>>707435439
image limit and we've had two great threads that cap'd. idk if it's worth starting a new one.
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>>707435399
Why are you getting testy over fiction? Maybe you need to take a break from the internet, pal.

Not that it isn't entertaining. It tickles me, it really does.
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>>707435527
thought the image limit on high traffic boards was 250?
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>>707435597
Try to post a new image. See what happens.
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>>707435472
I guess hopebox will never be made then, tragedy seems to integral to the themes of the 'cannon' then.
BTW Is new content even being generated, it seems like were recycling old stuff.
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Extre, Extre! Read all about it.
Anon claims fluffies are intelligent. Massive butthurt ensues.
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>>707435553
I'm glad it does.
Stupidity is one of the simplest forms of entertainment.
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>>707435832
And your stupidity is quite entertaining. Especially for teeing me up like that.
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>>707435238
>Face the music. It takes intelligence to speak
Ok, not that anon, but you're either a retard or just baiting those anons.

Fluffies are supposed to be engineered creatures, their speech is a feature of programming and not an emergent property of complex intelligence.
They can say "sketti" before they even know what it is.

In some ways they are more intelligent than an infant but it's a very lopsided intelligence full of holes. I mean you could argue being able to say "sketti" is more intelligent than not being able to say it but it's a very specific "intelligence" that has no application beyond that one thing to the point that it's irrelevant.

Also most parrots and birds that imitate words aren't actually that smart, they just imitate and at best react to human expectations.
Crows are some of the smartest birds, they can even perform some tool-use.
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>>707435995
cool story bro, tell another one.
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>>707435726
Nah nah, the hope is IN the tragedy.
Like with humans and real life it's the little stuff and symbolic gestures. Even if you lose it's about how you go down.
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>>707436104
I can't even tell what the point of that post was.
"u mad :^)" would have been more meaningful.
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>>707435911
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-was-only-pretending-to-be-retarded
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>>707435995
Its easy to forget that the buggers are engineered, but they seem to understand context with speech, otherwise it wouldn't be possible to physiologically abuse them with words and threats
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>>707435995
It's more than just "being able to say 'sketti'" though, isn't it? They can hold conversation, follow verbal instructions, garner entertainment from television going so far as to follow stories and plots, count, create art such as drawings and music. They sing songs and everything. I appreciate the effort you put into that post but you're overlooking too much in favor of your own head-cannon, likely to appease your own ego because you can't handle the truth.
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>>707436104
You're literally the saddest person on this website.
It's hilarious.
cool story bro get gud scrub
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>>707436296
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
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>>707436399
aww whas wrong? babbeh habe biggest hewt hurties? nee huggies?
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>>707436399
Did you actually just rebut a "cool story bro" with "cool story bro"?
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>>707427081
I find the idea that humans would be repulsed by brown fluffies absurd. Fluffies repulsed by them is definitely more believable.
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>>707436541
Lol
Jesus dude it must be sad being you.
Wanna talk about it?
I'm a behavioral nurse. I am legally certified to help you.
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>>707436713
However sad you think that anon is, you're even sadder for dropping to their level, taking their bait, and getting upset. Don't feed the trolls.
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>>707436713
sure post some contact info and I'll drop you a line 8)
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>>707436670
I'm showing him that his pity attempt at trolling is fucking laughable and is only making me happier.
There is literally no reason to be in this thread other than to talk to him.
image cap and all.
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>>707436853
I was born on the internet molded by it.
You think this is trolling?
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>>707436913
You don't really seem happy. You seem like a butthurt little kid whose trying way too hard to prove a point.
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>>707436988
I think someone is trolling and someone is getting trolled.
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I've said it before, I'll say it again; these threads are primo sources for nerd drama. I'm gonna make some popcorn and watch this clownfest unfold.
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>>707437006
>>707437053
Trolls trolling trolls who troll.
but seriously it's hilarious that people this sad and dumb exist.
300 posts last image almost 2 hours ago.
Great way to spend a night. Never change faggots.
I hope I don't.
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>>707437213
Right?
it's fucking amazing?
What would I be doing if not talking to this autistic dipshit?
Watching Luke Cage? fuck that racist sht.
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>>707437422
>lurks fluffy threads
>calls people autistic

Okay.
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>>707428928
Well now we have both the original stuff and the new stuff. Which is good
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>>707428928
I have no desire to abuse animals, but I still like seeing smartys get what they deserve. I also like sadbox stuff as well
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>>707437422
Welp. I'm gonna call it. This kid got trolled hard. GG
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>>707437985
Good night luv you!
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