Femanons.. gross things you do you never want guys to know about
Go on /b/
If I get period blood on my fingers, I lick it instead of washing it off.
Bamp
>>707422735
Some guys would be into that
>>707422735
eat more iron
i don't always clean off my hairbrush after fun time
>>707422735
What does it taste liek
>>707422735
>insta-boner
You a land whale or petite little thing?
>>707423114
it tastes like blood
>>707423103
>>707423380
>Kek
blood from different areas taste differently.
>>707423103
>>707423103
hot, ever lick it?
Moar
>>707423280
geussing landwhale
>>707423103
On girlfriend of mine never realized you could use a hair brush like that. She'd fuck her pussy and ass for hours when I was away with it. Needless to say she was crazy
worled closing at this sub shop by college campus women's bathroom worse than guys. Blood and shit everywhere even on walls and sink. Vomit on floor. Women are gross
everyone knows that all "girls" on /b/ are putrid land whales.
prove
me
wrong
>>707426333
trips don't lie, tho.
I fuck my brothers and cousins for money
>>707426333
>>707427282
>cuts
>2012
Its 2016 you land whale post timestamp
>>707427640
Hahaha
>>707426806
Greentext how it all began...
Don't wash my hands after I finger myself most of the time just wipe on bed or towel. That's about it.
When I get a boner sometimes I don't try to hide it and see if anyone notices it lifting my skirt
>>707428040
Wait wut?
Pretend to be a female on /b/ and make people believe that it is normal to browse this site because both genders do it.
>:^)
There are plenty of lolitas on 4chin but many of you are just too frightening
>>707425198
Woman's bathrooms are fucking disgusting
>>707427774
Pretty simple, I was 15, broke and my brothers were happy to help me out
>>707428254
How much did they pay and what did you have to do?
>>707428233
Women are disgusting in general.
The biggest turn off is when they don't clean their stuff and live like pigs. Fucking degenerate women with their shitty parents.
>>707422809
>>707423280
yea agreed insta boner, marry me fem anon
>>707428325
100 bucks a fuck
>>707428515
Still?
>>707428040
>top kek
>>707428624
yep, average over 1.5k a week
I stick a lighter up my pussy then go to class
>>707428775
details on a bad/awkward experience?
>>707428775
$100? You must have a lot of brothers and cousins...
>>707428800
why?
>>707428709
Well played
>>707429039
It feels good
>>707428933
I had one of my cousins fuck me when he knew his gf would be coming home so he could dump her while balls deep in me
>>707429021
I get multiple fucks from the same people
>>707429039
To feel lighter.
>>707429250
why not invest in a toy then, something more safe also
>flint wheel in or out
>>707429256
I figured as much. Hell, depending on how cute/good you are, I'd think about weekly
>>707423758
Don't you love videos where they aren't taking tokens or tips or whatever and you see one of these?
I do :(
>>707427282
>>707427282
JESUS H CHRIST YOU'RE SO PERFECT THAT I COULD FORGET ABOUT THE ONE THAT BROKE MY HEART :(
Oh, right, 2012 *sigh*
They're long since ruined by now by child birth or something. Or drugs/track marks.
>>707429256
they ever cum in you? you on the pill? they wear condoms?
>>707427282
Those are some perky ass titties.
>>707429486
Yes, I sterilized myself, no
If I have trouble shitting, I stick my thumb up my vajayjay and help it pass by pushing the vaginal wall.
>>707429600
How old are you now?
>>707429600
who's your most frequent fuck
>>707429885
that's disgusting
>>707428800
Hot
>>707429978
One of my cousins, he can't get a gf so he uses me
Sometimes I don't wipe after taking a shit
>>707430080
do you find any of them physically attractive? are you emotionally involved with any? do they fuck you rough? what are your preferences/boundaries
>>707429885
Ever get horny and start fingerfucking while shitting?
>>707430022
Pics please let's see what they paying for
>>707430311
yes, no, yes, nothing that'll permanently mark me
>>707430133
Don't your panties get poopy?
>>707429885
>mfw I felt my gf's shit while fingering her
>>707429586
ikr
>>707430542
Can you not get a bf to fuck you instead?
>>707430644
I'm a lesbian, and a bf wouldn't pay me
>>707430542
kudos on doing your thing
>>707430705
i'd pay you hmu on kik
>gstoka
>>707430705
pic?
>>707430884
This
>>707430705
Do your parents know?
>>707430884
Anything I put up wouldn't have a timestamp
>>707430884
Roll
>>707427797
Plenty of us would be willing to lick them clean for you.
>>707431003
That's fine
>>707430991
They don't know anything
>>707431003
Just as long as they're nudes
>>707431037
How old are your brothers? Do they wear rubbers?
>>707422383
>Femanons..
As if any REAL women come here. It's just us regulars, fat neck beards, edgy newfags, and faggots that love cock.
>>707429298
Top kek
>>707431094
Here
>>707431139
22, 25, 27 and no
>>707431307
Jesus H Christ.. I want so bad to believe
>>707431307
>file name
Kek
>>707430590
Depends, usually they will get skid marks.
Sometimes I'm not wearing any.
>>707431415
well it's how I'm starting to feel
Yeahhhh
>>707431037
Your so full of shit. Fake a gay every stupid post
>>707427797
Hi Lily
>>707431388
...But google says u lying :(
>>707427797
Why don't you just lick them clean?
>>707428186
>both genders
>implying there are only two
>triggered
>>707431307
Why would you lie? I wouldn't have lied to you. I really really liked you. Wow. Mind=blown.
>>707431623
Fuck, didn't know my hands smelt that bad, everyone knows?
>>707430597
Sometimes I get shitty fingers when I finger my bum.
>Feelsgoodthough
Hey femanons. serious question. Would you fuck my dicke and ball?
>>707431307
Fake. Reverse image search
>>707432036
What even are you?
>>707432036
what are you, fucking gay?
>>707423103
had a girl who didnt clean it and it got maggots in it. we didnt notice till after we used it once. she got maggots in her pussy
>>707427282
>>707430643
is dat sum adolf?
>>707429600
How did you sterilize?
>>707432172
Your kind is not welcome here
>>707432036
Harry Potter ass looking morherfucker
>>707426806
Respect. I'd pay my sister and cousin
I always make sure to fart while having sex. No guy has ever called me out on it though. I like the idea of them breathing in my bad smells
>>707432821
Loudly?
>>707430022
Bullshit, drs won't sterilize under 21
>>707433042
Hot steel in pussy, works every time
>>707422383
had sex with a dog (for an ex bf, long story)
>>707433184
Greentext
>>707433184
Very cool
>>707429429
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>707433028
however it comes out I guess. Hard to control the sound while being pounded bent over. My pussy farts alot 2 during sex so it's a easy cover up. I'm a vegetarian so I'm always gassy. I get away with farting in groups of people because I'm skinny and pretty attractive and no one thinks it's me
>>707427282
>drooling here
>>707433528
What if you were sucking a dick and the guy farted would you be mad? If it was vegeterian fart?
>>707433647
I dont suck guys
>>707433647
Yeah that's fucking gross
>>707433748
You don't give blowjobs? Why not? Are you bad in bed? Just lie and take the d and make cabbage fart?
>>707433892
shut the fuck up
>>707433941
>>707433528
Would love to breathe in your stink.
MyFetish/10
>>707433647
i farted really loud and hard as i was cumming in a girls mouth. super super awkward for a bit after that.
>>707434086
Hahahahaha
>>707434042
Die.
>>707433748
Wtf? Are you 12 or something?
I quite often don't brush my teeth or shower for upto a week
I never smell usually - except for my privates and my breath - and I enjoy the smell (honestly it stinks)
I use the toilet and never wash my hands
i pick my nose and eat it
I always lead men on - making them believe they have a chance with me so I get free meals and clothes
I pretend I am depressed so I claim benefits
I always browse the "pics you shouldn't share" thread looking for my nudes because my ex was a cuck and I am trying to catch him still dumping my nudes.
>>707434222
I wouldn't want a chance with you, you filthy skank.
>>707431028
Poopstain-level autism.
>>707434362
If your nudes are any good, it's not just your ex posting them
>>707434380
Yeeah the thing is, you would.... sad man.
>>707434362
Post nudes here and we will let you know if we see anyone post them around.
>>707434468
They're shit. I also check chubby threads because of that.
>>707432036
Average /b/tard.
>>707434471
>implying
>>707434605
>OMG ITZ A GURL
I post in trap threads pretending to be mtf so I get attention. pic not related but shows how people could get confused.
>>707433184
More people should
>>707422383
>Females
>/b/
Pick one
>>707429298
Made me laugh like an idiot
>>707433892
Kek
>>707434149
Why? It's a legitimate fetish you fuck.
>>707434167
>>707434945
>fetish
>legitimate
>>707434222
You eat your nose?
I was fucked stupid last night and think I'm in love.
Pic - My pussy after... Grrr
>>707432211
Did they eat her out?
>>707429298
kek
>>707432447
Your kind is not welcome here
>be me afew nights ago I was riding my bf and he came and I was still horny so kept going. He said to stop bc he wanted to pee.
>I told him to pee inside me.
>he didn't say gross but strongly said no and made me get off of him and went to the bathroom.
He is acting all distant now.
Was it that bad of a request?
Pic related. He's holding my pussy open.
>>707435145
Yes.
>Maggots in mouth
you sluts are fuckin disgusting, get help /b/itches
>>707428433
lol because single guys live in pristine conditions
>>707434576
Esther?
>>707435229
I once used a hard shit as a dildo
>>707435229
ew you're brown.
>>707435229
I'd pee inside of you
>>707435350
>>707435229
you're brown and your boy toy has dirty ass finger nails.
I'm betting mexicans
>>707435336
Awww shit nigga
>>707435460
Those are white boy fingers doe...
>>707431307
nice try
>>707434222
shalaaammm
>>707435460
Yeah his nails are gross, I tell him all the time. He just uses the excuse that he is a mechanic but he could still clean them better.
He is an Aussie and I am Vietnamese. Mexicans seem pretty crazy but I am not that crazy.
>>707432036
Are you a dude?
>>707435604
U in Melbourne?
I'll come over and piss in you if you like.
>>707430705
>lesbian
>gets paid to fuck relatives
>on /b/
Come on, FBI, I know the average guy on here isn't bright, but put a little effort into it. You can't just say "what are the three greatest fantasies of those low-life neckbeards?" and put them into a composite honeypot character
>anyway, you missed out incest
>>707435604
I did oil changes, yeah working on cars gets grit under your nails. He is still a bitch for not cleaning them. The excuse works while you're at work, once you're done, fuck off with that.
>>707435229
>Was it that bad of a request?
That grammar is appalling
>>707436539
Oil isn't too bad to clean off, but some of the grime really can stain your nails bad
>>707434222
A woman would never be self aware enough to post this. 100% man confirmed
I don't always wipe front to back.
>>707437544
So much easier to reach down the front and wipe back to front
>>707436342
A little outside of Melbourne actually. He is home now but if you post a pic and you are not bad I'm free tomorrow.
>>707435451
what? you've never shit-dildoed yourself?
>>707438307
>feelsgoodman
>>707429298
You had the chance and you took it
Iunno...i pick my nose...i kinda like to smell my farts.
>>707440113
>>707422735
How do people like this?
You're absolute filth
>>707441844
yep
>>707435332
Have you ever seen Barney Stinson, he fresh as fuck.
>>707422735
That's actually quite hot.
>>707432036
Is that you Dylan Klebold?
>>707422383
be male
>>707435024
This is now my new trick ty
>>707422383
When I fart i clench my thighs together so it vibrates through my flaps, smells perfect.
>>707435229
Nasty looking thing, alien shit lol
>>707435604
I knew it
>>707422735
>>707444077
Best thing I've read in a while
