please tell me someone screencapped
>>707412986
Also here hoping someone screencapped, epic thread, epic lulz
>>707412986
Why didn't you do it, faggot?
How did I miss this.....
>>707412986
That thread was fucked. I hope someone screencapped
Yup, I'm waiting for a cap. Was in thread till it 404'd.
>>707413481
fucked in the best possible way
Bump
>>707412986
I should have screencaped instead of refreshing NOOOOO
I have the thread open, ive never made one of those collages though
>>707413736
You can do it man, while you still have the thread!
op here, working on a cap as i speak
>>707413736
be the hero we deserve anon
>>707413736
I still have it open too, but i'm in the same boat as you.
>>707413709
But maybe if we bump then Original OP can see it and reupload and add new images
>>707413841
Nice!
>when you save the pictures as a life reminder to never become this Op
>>707413736
Screencape it while you can
>>707413841
Thank you, Canada fag here and for thanksgiving I don't give a fuck about my family...I am thankful for you anon.
>>707413841
You are my hero
HI BOES
>>707414051
Nice try...
>>707413966
omg... how did i miss this???
he... he fucks this monster? or does it fuck him
pls more pics
>>707414129
on what? just sharing the downhill journey we are all fams in
hello, it's Jolenes dad. I'm here too.
>>707414218
Basically he has a few of these things and he can't afford a fleshlight so he made his own and never cleans it. I didn't save any pics cause I'm waiting for a cap, but others did.
>>707414051
Take photo of marie,the other girl!
>>707412986
This guy has to be a serial killer.
>>707414367
You call your fuckdoll your daughter? The rabbit hole only goes deeper...
>>707414482
>it's worn out
>>707414428
op and I are two different people. Jolene is mine, don't get that mixed up.
This guy is a fucking dog doe, two twinkies wink wink
I told you guys I would screenshot. I did. About 30 pics ill go through when I get home from work.
>Patience
>>707414428
a few... this is a thing of nightmares
>>707414472
Probably why the bodies are taped together so well.
>>707414558
My mistake, so many fucking psychos
>>707414613
Meant to put this picture
>>707414610
Looking at this closer a second time...is...is that sign stapled onto her tits?
>>707413966
I saved all the pics as well.
Jesus fucking Christ haven't had a good thread like that very long time. Glad I got to be there.
>>707414367
what doo you uuse its dildo spine for? or do you just like the monster vibe
fucking gagged
>>707414768
Fucking same
here, Jolenes pussy one more time for your pleasure ;)
>>707414857
I shouldn't even be surprised anymore, but I can't help but just gape my mouth open.
>>707414768
It puts the plaster on the skin or it gets the lube again.
>>707414790
Goddamn man
>>707414857
not posted in other thread, but I'm in the process of making Jolene a baby..
WERE PREGNANT!!!!!
>>707414051
are those toads?
I can't be there only one.
I feel pretty
>>707414999
Fucking kek
>>707414999
Five nights at fuck toys
>>707414724
>the old cum gets slimy like a real pussy
>>707415008
Oh no...
>>707415008
God damn it.
>>707415008
No god damn way...
>>707414999
shame that that thread got deleted
just a rough screen cap
>>707415158
yes way. should i make it a boy?
>>707415288
>>707415008
do you live by yourself? im genuinely curious man
>>707415291
So you you can be gay AND incestuous? I think not you sick bastard!
Guys I have seen some shit...but this, this rivals the gay dude on /k/ that shoved a shotgun barrel up his pooper and had to have met come and rush him to the er
>>707415291
Absolutely you mad man
>>707415391
i have a wife.
>>707415288
>>707415327
I'm liking where this is going.
i saved the pageg so im uploading the html to dropbox. ill post a download link when its done
>>707413966
>>707414051
>>707414482
>>707414610
>>707414768
>>707414857
>>707414999
Well.. guess i won't be sleeping tonight
>>707415008
call her eve
These are horrifying. There's a ton of crazy shit that gets posted here for lulz but this is a dedicated lifestyle kinda thing.
>>707415008
Aaaaaaand we're off!!!!
>>707415291
only if you're gonna fuck it
>>707415327
>>707415288
Thanks sexy
>>707415446
Make twins so you have a boy and a girl
>>707415622
I will suckle on his penis only for his pleasure.
>>707415025
I meant fantastic.
I feel fantastic. Look that shit up on YouTube
>>707415008
Dude are those instructions on the table.....
>>707415647
I don't want to stretch her out too wide or I'll have to expand my pregnancy suit.
>>707415008
Does that page have a diagram of a boy's ass on it?
>>707415644
>>707415449
i think there was more i didnt catch, sorry
>>707415729
Oh my fuck, you're right, how do you find instructions for this!?
>>707415664
>>707415732
Um...wat
>>707415446
are you shitting me bro? it dosent count if shes in deep freeze anon. ok again no disrespect but why the dried frog nipples? help me out here man and also let me say you put in a lot of effort and id much better than i ever could dream of doing
>>707412986
this might've been the best time in history for that Shaggy reaction.
>>707415809
Man I have no clue. That's why I had to ask if those actually were instructions
>>707414999
Why does it have those scary teeth?
>>707415446
>had a wife
which mannequin is she in or is she in all of them?
I return to 4chan for one day.. ONE DAY... and this is the shit I come back to?
>>707415879
>>707415895
that was a different guy, this guy has one made that looks more like a mummy named Jolene.
>>707415879
frog boy is the other girl. I'm not into reptiles. I like snails better.
>>707416042
Welcome home /b/rother, kek
Not too sure what the fuck i've walked into here
>>707416042
How can you complain about this thread? It's beautiful!
>>707416093
Jolene isn't a fucking mummy you scum faggot. she's fucking beautiful. stop hurting her fucking feelings on our night together. I had today off from work. you're going to make her fucking cry you piece of shit.
what in the actual fuck. This dude is married. Just, what is this shit. Im no longer afraid to die knowing this exists
>>707416237
wat
>>707416326
my wife supports a polyamorus lifestyle what can I say
>>707416237
This is pretty much how I picture you bro
>>707414765
If it is, I'm honored
-Jake
>>707416042
>>707416003
>Implying his wife isn't one of those mannequins
You guys are pathetic.
Here's a REAL screencap.
I would post the png but it's 1 MB over the max.
>>707416406
im sorry, WHAT
>>707416209
I know it is. I'm pissed because now I'll be here for another month. /b/ is like smoking. I know it's going to lead to me killing myself but... it's just fucking great.
>>707416481
love you anon
>>707414711
KEK!
>>707416481
Thank you.
>>707416096
>>707416093
sorry anons im a little freaked and its becoming hard to type without checking over my shoulder alot. must have lost track at some point
>>707416513
I understand completely. I've been trying to leave for months.
>>707416481
aw, but where's the mummy
>>707416481
Thanks fam
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Joleeeeeene. I'm begging of you please don't take my soul.
>>707416406
Pics or didn't happen
>>707416481
ty. shouldve included the post
"oct 10 2016
the day autism and cringe incarnate posted"
but still great job
>>707416818
o man, kek
>>707416481
this anon is a hero, not an
>>707416406
how the fuck is that polyamorus? is she not worried about when she forgets dinner and you eat her face? hell im worried youll eat my face from here
>>707416818
If you're on /b/, you have no soul.
>>707416481
>>707416800
Here you go
wat teh fuc
>>707415732
Elaborate on this pregnancy suit.
>>707416961
Your horror is beyond compare, with ghostly skin and purple hair, with pallid flesh and eyes that stare through me.
>>707416481
Make 4chan great again!
>>707417057
Jolene loves the attention you're giving her. she's getting all wet.
>>707416800
I only screenshotted OP's abomination and reactions. I still have the dead thread tab open so I could make a new one if I wanted to, but I don't have any motivation
>>707417299
he was the worst fucking part of it though. THE GLOVE
>>707417280
Oh fuck off, that's all I need on my my mind tonight is the idea of you having the idea that your "creation" is being turned on by me in some way.
>>707415008
>Using baby oil to create a baby
You sly dog
>>707417280
is this guy actually ok? like does somebody need to check up on him?
>>707417299
It's a once in a lifetime chance. Wether or not this event lives on in /b/ history is in your jizz/Cheetos covered hands.
>>707417454
You fucking open that door. I'm staying the hell away from it.
>>707417592
Open door, see this...no turning back...
>>707417420
I'm rubbing her pussy for you.
>>707417397
Again, I could, but the original already took long enough to make.
>>707417454
Nothing bullets cannot cure
>>707417592
im staying the hell away from it. Whoever sacrifices their life to check, i salute their bravery.
>>707417672
Who's face is that?
>>707417688
Yo if someone is screencapping this, I wanna be famous on /b/ for being the guy that turned Jolene on aiight?
>>707417420
I don't have any scared ones that show enough terror so here's this
>>707417827
Wouldn't be able to tell you, it was from the last thread.
>>707417672
i fucking gagged
>>707417827
Taylor swift from 2008
>>707416406
Your wife is either one brave bitch or totally unhinged.
She's seen all the things we've seen, but where our response was morbid disgust hers was marriage.
Oh look it's what's awaiting you inside his domain!
>>707417672
u walk in the room n you find ur girl like this
wat do?
>>707418011
grab her by the pussy
>>707415158
This, this pic right here is what my face looks like RN.
>>707418011
eat the cum from the glove
>>707416481
You dun goofed. Would've been better to include the frog nipple comment.
I've been feeling so depressed and disappointed in myself today, this completely 180'd my thought process
>>707417827
it's Jolenes face of course. silly.
If the creator of these dolls is in this thread, I want to know that I want to fuck you so hard your legs shake while those dolls you made watch us.
Guy or girl, I want to fuck you. The thought of a person being more fucked up than I am is highly arousing.
>pic related, possible OP
>>707417982
i think shes the one that needs help. This guy needs some bullets in his head
>>707418235
Looks like Jolene is missing a tit there champ. Complete Jolene is much hotter.
>>707415008
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE HOW-TO INSTRUCTIONS!??!?!?!!
>>707418235
please let death embrace me soon
>>707417672
>>707417688
Are you, by chance, the same anon who had a picture of grace moretz on that thing?
>>707417751
This man is more than just a man, he is an idea; and ideas, dear anon, are bullet proof.
>>707418343
we are prepping for the baby. I'm making milk sacks.
>>707418247
What episode is this from
>>707418173
Yeah I realized that after I saved it.
>>707418065
>>707418404
You really are serious about this aren't you, you magnificent bastard.
>>707418557
I love you Jolene. I love you so much.
>>707412986
What the fuck is this frankenstien shit?
>>707418557
crazy motherfucking bastard*
>>707418689
HERE WE GO
>>707418689
what even is this. I dont know whether to laugh, cry, or puke violently
>>707418689
It has a man's face
>>707418689
He has a face PogChamp
>>707418689
I can donate the helium. It will make it quick.
Well thanks a lot. This thread killed my boner... For ever.
>>707418557
op seems very serious. idk bout the other anons but I needed this thread, you have given /b/ some life again. will you ever return to us you crazy bastard? I'm sure the other anons would love to see your beautiful baby when it's born. Don't forget about us! At least send a Christmas card
>>707418404
He needs some milk sacks
>>707418689
I just dont understand the world sometimes
>>707418689
Somebody find out who this is and send him some mental help. He needs it.
>>707418963
Jolene only makes my boner grow, and grow, and grow.
>>707419047
you're a genuinely kind human. Jolene gives you permission to name the baby, and pick the gender. I will be back.
>>707418689
have you killed before?
Well folks I've lost all hope...Remember me in the screencap
This is the shit that keeps me coming back to /b/
>>707418689
>>707419178
You said it was gonna be a boy and you'd suckle his penis for your own pleasure, you stick to your word man!
>>707419156
Leave OP alone. None of us have experienced love so pure.
>>707419156
I kinda agree with you but I like OP more for having balls of steal.
the reaper is afraid to take this man
from jolene
>>707418689
>>707418689
You are one hell of a deviant pervert aren't you?
Congratulations in being creatively sickening, but it seems like you just slap together some creepy humanoid with a bit of masking tape and the tears of crushing loneliness. At least do a bit of touching up before you fuck them.
>>707419178
>>707419266
This dude gets it, idk anons help me out here with some names here
>>707419577
Balls of steel? He knows he doesn't have any friends to familiarize themselves with him
>>707414610
Does anyone else think the one in the back looks jealous?
>>707419645
Hey mate just dropping in. How old is jolene?
>>707419645
Boy
>>707419747
Shane, name it shane please for the love of fuck.
>>707419824
Just worn out.
>>707419892
she is about two years old since creation, but her spirit has been with me since birth. she is part of me, and she is 24 years old spiritually since that is my age.
>>707419922
dude come on, dont tell me you wouldnt wanna see this dude again. Your on /b/ ffs
>>707419926
Haha ok you're fucking with me, that's fucking my name
>>707420052
Where is she from?
>>707413130
goto thread[0]
return 0
// you moron
>>707420173
yeah well it's my name too so we can be together this in this madness. COME ON MAN!!!!
>>707420052
>2 years
Do you have to um..."maintain" her often?
>>707420336
yes. the tape I used for her beautiful skin gets sticky when I fuck her too long. I have to change her skin every month or so.
>>707420336
Maintain "her". Fixed it.
>>707420173
This dude is the more interesting one. The one posting now just needs help.
>>707420219
... wait is that sun screen?
>>707420052
>24
holy shit, i feel 10000x better about my life.
thanks bro, don't kill anyone else tho
>>707420219
>>707420336
Also, dif anon, how rough is the sex? I figure because she's 2 you can't be too rough.
>>707420480
gtfo I love this guy and Jolene
>>707418689
Why tho
>>707420480
I still think there's a body in there.
>>707420264
Fuck it man we'll have a namesake!!! You're paying for college though, name that baby boy Shane op. God bless my name sake
>>707420494
Holy fuck! XD
>>707420547
i cum on average in about 4 minutes 30 seconds. so I usually take some time to feel her skin on my skin. and touch her beautiful breasts. and eat her pussy.
>>707420623
its tape around a mannequin torso, thats why its so well formed
>>707420480
bro /b/ will have its own manikin family and i just named the first child! this is something the anons need, like the cum guy who comes around every christmas
>>707420748
Eat wat?
>>707420748
Please tell me you felch your own cum outta Jolene. I need to know this my life can be complete.
God fucking bless this planet
>>707420748
>eat her pussy.
>>707414724
> The lube softens the old cum sometimes and it gets kind of slimy. like a real pussy.
Jesus christ send help
nah
I call bullshit
Nobody is that autistic
its one of those 4chan jokes
>>707420748
please tell me in detail how you keep her clean
baby Shane it is.
>>707420820
Jizzus missed the last couple of years...
>>707421012
are you going to fuck the baby?
>>707420748
And this is what finally made my mouth drop
>>707420748
You have an amazing imagination. For that I applaud you. For what you're doing, I'm going to need a drink. Good for you tho … I guess.
>>707420984
I use baby wipes to clean most of my sweat and stuff off of her, and I months remove the top layer of skin and re apply.
>>707421086
do you need to ask
please take pictures of the birth, op
Is this you?
>>707421210
see you in 9 months then.
>>707419645
Hey Jolene anon, proof its me. NAme that baby boy Shane!
all I wanted to do after work tonight was look at some porn, maybe some Loli...
There better be another thread after this one, I never want this night to end
>>707421271
no, the birth is happening tonight dammit
Fuck it I'm out. Just too much here.
Yeah, and when I think about my forever alone status I can now just think back to this thread and realize it is not that bad.
>>707421017
Probably packed up the cum and became an accountant. Idk now we got Jolene anon and his family
>>707418404
I WANT LACTATION.... NOW
>>707421012
>>707421397
One of the Shane's here. Please do a timestamp sign for us on Jolene. Guess we're gonna be uncles!
>>707418689
You have made /b/ great again you magnificent faggot. Show more
>>707421315
hey include me in the screencap, i just named that baby with another anon
>>707421487
Holy fuck please give baby Shane Danny Devito's face.
>>707420748
FUCKING SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
ei man Even your mom will let you fuck her if she knows bout this
everyone say goodnight to Jolene please!
we are off to bed. had fun. see you in 9 months for the arrival of baby Shane. I will be here. I lurk every day. fansigns are appreciated. tell Jolene hi when you can! we might respond.
>>707421429
at least op has Jolene
you have no one, not even an inanimate object to love you
>>707421690
I have so many more questions
>>707421690
Goodnight Jolene!
Thanks OP, you glorious bastard.
>>707417280
how wet is Jolene right now? can I see?
>>707420748
How's anal with her my dude. Need those details
This actually might be the best thread ever. I've been here since the very beginning and this even tops some of the crazy shit from the very beginning. This beats the 55 year-old virgin who was sexually aroused by model trains.
You win the internet, good sir
>>707421742
Goldfish can love. One thrust kinda kills them though.
>>707421656
>>707421690
hey us uncle Shanes better get some sweet updates. I don't just name anything after myself you know
>>707421943
Yeah, And someone screencap this shit for us...we're like, heroes or some shit
>>707421943
you're both part of the family and are close to our hearts. goodnight. keep in touch.
>>707421916
>>707421831
>>707421690
Op all i can say is you made /b/ great again. Take of that lovely lady and your new bundle of joy!
Bump
Sweet dreams jolene
>>707416481
God fucking damnit /b/.
>>707421690
sharpie in jolene's pooper, pretty please?
>>707422274
who is she pls respond
>>707420748
>eat her pussy
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>707422345
Guys we watch jolene anon make /b/ great again. Time for a smoke, the war was well fought tonight
It literally looks cheaper to just buy a blowup doll then all the goddam rolls of tape he used even
BRUH put me in the screen caps, i want to immortalize this in my mind.
>this whole fucking thread
Good fucking grief, go outside. I can't even imagine what kind of delusional retard comes up with shit like this. And just when I thought my faith in humanity couldn't get any lower.
>>707422785
>weeaboo fag
>judges heterosexuals
lolyeahsurewhatever.jpeg
>>707423125
Calm down Charlie Brown...
This is gonna be the longest nine months of my life waiting to see what this thing is gonna look like.
>Working like a madman to pay the bills
>Holy shit I'm tired but let's see what's going on in /b/ at 1 a.m
>I didn't visit this board for just a week
>JUST A FUCKING WEEK
I don't have words or reaction images to show how I'm feeling right now. Hell, I don't even know how I SHOULD feel about this.
Congratulations /b/?
>>707423526
this is why you come here. to get off the internet. or wack off.
>>707412986
i wish they take some beauty gene and creates thousand of lakhs of beautifull women clone so that there is always a girl for every men and no such mental retardation arise AND also some population control for the ugly
>>707423684
I think you've had enough internet for today
>>707422993
If anyone should be in the screen caps it's me and that other Shane!
>>707423434
I feel you anon, he better do the Christmas card. That would be a great banner and I'm an uncle so o deserve to see how they're doing
>>707423774
lol
>>707416003
Hahahahahahahaha