REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
no
how tho ;-;
PayPal :[email protected]
>>707379422
pls work
>>707379422
Cool
>>707379422
PLEASE WORK I AM SO LONELY
I shouldn't reply. My wife won't like it.
>>707379422
Pls OP
>>707379757
Why the fuck u posted ur paypal
preparing for nothing to happen
okay
sure
plox work
Gimmeh
give me
please
Loser's....secretly hoping this happens for me
Lol right you funny
>>707379422
pls
I know it is fake but I can't take a chance.
I have posted in these threads many times but I still don't have a gf.
Plox
bullshit
i think that i don't need one
>>707379422
What makes you think I want one? Go ahead an try.
I will take 2
Pls work
Get shwifty.
>>707379422
COME ONE PLEASE I TURN 19 SOON THIS IS PATHETIC
please
>>707379422
Faggot
No
>>707379422
please.
>>707379422
sure y not
I'm pooping
>>707379422
Checked
plzzzzz
.
rolling just in case
>>707380277
COME ONE, COME ALL
>>707379422
But I already have a gf
help
Sur why the fuck not .............jigga boo in the wood pile
>>707379422
Why not, I'm a lonely faggot
>>707379422
Bullshit
>>707379422
pls
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>707379422
What happens to the fagatrons who don't want a girlfriend but someone with a dick?
>>707379422
wizard no more GET!
>>707379422
pls workerino
>>707379422
You goddamn liar.
pwease ^-^ even dubs!
>>707379422
THANKS OP
PLEASE
Already have one fag
>>707379422
Yay.
Please kek grant me one
pls ;(
>>707380631
What the fuck kind of crack do you snort?
>>707379799
What a qt.
yes
>>707379422
kay
>>707379422
I call bullshit but I can help to reply because I am shallow.
Please in lonely
..
Well technically she isn't my gf..would be nice i think.
she better be fine my nigga
>>707379422
Pfft i wish.
>>707379422
Dubs are always trustworthy
>>707379422
prove it
k
hope so
>>707380817
This
>>707379422
But I have a girlfriend now?
ok lol
Boop
New gf powers, activate!
>>707379422
Anyone els think that lady gaga is one of the biggest butterfaces ever?
Sorry but i am asexual, genderfluid fuck lisa in the pussy and eat Bart's intestines
>>707379422
Im alreadt in deep, maybe this is the luck i need?
Y tho
>>707379422
please god
>>707379422
it's not gonna work but whatever...
>>707379422
this is how desperate i am
>>707379422
Why not
I'd like a girlfriend.
d'accord
ok
Just to spite you I'm not gonna reply
>>707379422
yo pls & make it a cute one <3
>>707379422
oh god please
Ok
>>707379422
ill be a good person if this happens
>>707379422
Well tomorrow is our 2nd date. That would be nice
Kill yourself
>>707379422
pls
>>707379422
doubt it
please can i keep the one i have
>>707379422
haha yeah right.
but, ya know...just in case.
>>707379422
pls
Sure hope my wife doesn't find out....
>>707379422
I'm a wizard so why not ?
How do I get cancer
a-are you sure?
>>707379422
Why not
Also checked
>>707379422
yay im so happpy
>>707379422
>>707379422
D'accorfd
>>707379422
>tfw no gf
Just kill me already
>>707379422
pls
Hi Andrea Im waiting for tomorrow <3
>>707379422
Sure, why not.
Soon TM
but i've already done this and it didn't work last time
>>707379422
Can't have more not gf, why not?
A roll of the dice...
>>707379422
Could be nice.
give me love please.
>>707379422
if I already have one will I get another one?
>>707379422
Lies
>>707379422
no my goal is to remain a virgin
>>707380848
cringed, get mental help
>>707379422
Will she have a feminine penis?
>>707379422
jesus christ
why the fuck not
Pls
>>707379422
Thanks anon
>>707379422
sure
Kill niggers
>>707379422
cause why the fuck not
why not
>>707379422
Yeah, sure, why not.
nice
I want to believe
>>707379422
might as well. thatd be fuckin awesome
>>707379422
Please gib succ
>>707379422
I am a lonely fedora wearing fag
>>707379422
oh god pls halp
fuck itttt
>>707379422
pls her
I don't believe you
>>707379422
ill take 3 pls
Oooh really... I'll believe it when I see it
>>707379422
rollin
>>707379422
Worth a fucking shot
why not
LUL
You guys are faggots, sage goes in every field
>>707379422
Why tf not
>>707381981
No, that's mine
Already have a GF fags
I wish
>>707379422
worth a shot
No harm in trying
lol this won't work faggot
>>707382187
Nah fugg right off!
>>707379422
drowzee can't be asleep
Why not
well, why the hell not.
please
>>707379422
10 year countdown till I tap into the arcane arts
One can dream...
ok
Shitpost
ok
>>707379422
Yay
>>707381683
Its called bdsm you beta cuck.
>>707379422
Halp this didn't work last time
>>707382343
You don't even know where she lives
y not
>>707379422
highly unlikely...
>>707379422
Testing
I wish
If this doesn't work I'm going to kill myself
>>707379866
I went out with a grill for a few drinks after work last week and she repelled my advances all night. We went back to mine for a few more and l thought I'd give it one more bash and again nothing so I said i wouldn't try again we put on a movie and chatted until she started dozing off I said I was really lonely and she cuddled into me and hugged me and spentthe night i was so confused.
So she wanted to go out a few days later and again i tried it on again and was shot down again so never tried the test of the night. Then i was talking her home in a taxi and she grabbed my hand and made me finger her in the back of the taxi. Got to hers and said I couldn't come. But since then she has been distant and short. Wtf went wrong? Did she just take pity on me?
yes pls
please
Kys nigger
Eh
>>707379422
not gon happn
Might as well
>>707379422
plez
>>707379422
Well.. we have been spending a lot of time together lately...
>>707379422
meme
Pfft I wish
Hey /b/ how long has it been since you've had a gf?
15 years here
kill me
nothin to lose
>>707379422
gimme cums
well I cant be missing out on opportunities
>>707379422
yea.
PLEASE COME TRUE. I'M SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT I'M REPLYING TO A MEANINGLESS POST ON FUCKING 4CHAN IN HOPES THAT I'LL GET ONE.
>>707383009
6 months tomorrow since I've been dumped
I'd rather not, they're too much work
Please god
y not
Only of quality or I don't want.
>>707379422
what the hell is that picture
>>707382673
shit I actually forgot
Nevermind.Still mine
>201 replies
>>707379422
SENPAI NOTICE MEEEEEEE!!!!!
ok
>>707379422
fuckin sure
I don't even plan to go out tomorrow. This will be a very powerful witchcraft.
Plz
>>707383287
Yeah I guess we're a lonely bunch of sadacts
Anyone want to get in the pile?
>>707382673
>>707383282
who is this?
>>707380976
darn
>>707379422
K man
>>707381981
Looks a lot like my aunt, well when she was younger
Despite my time spent here on /b/ and all the incest threads I've fapped to, this fact actually turns me off
*rolls d20*
bet
>>707379422
Ha, I'm immune
Let's see
>>707382790
>Did she just take pity on me?
Yes
>>707379422
better not lie op
nigger
Come on baby
>>707383493
eliza/Ciara
Fucks it, replies.
Pls
Let's go hostess from papallanos
Pls
Ik it's not true, I'm too much of a betacuck and no girl will voluntarily talk to me. But I can hope
>>707379422
Kek
0.00000001% chance this might work? good enough for me
kek
Please god
fuck it
>>707383718
You got her set or something?
Ravioli ravioli, don't be fakeoli
>>707382673
u just posted her fb profile
ait
>>707383282
In your dreams faggot
>>707379422
Sender her plox to:
Annon J. Annon
11 My Mom's Basment Blvd
Any Town USA 23030
Pls
>>707379422
Without penis please.
>>707379422
NICE DUBS BRUH
>>707383919
>set
No not a set many pictures over years
>>707384012
>In your dreams
Oh yea you're right..
I call
