What's the oldest girl you've had sex with or the biggest difference in age?
>>707253799
she'll turn 48 in december, i turn 36 on halloween, that's the oldest but i was fucking a 40yo when i was 22 for a while.
>>707254179
oldest you've had sex with?
>>707254240
Nice work at 20 banging a 40 yr old, any pics of the 48 year old?
>>707254334
Lol the Yorkshire Ripper shuffle!
>>707254334
Yep, wasn't impressed
She was 11, I was 46.
She was 8 years younger than me. I fingered a milf with a daughter my age.
>>707253799
I'm in my 30s and I fucked a hooker in Amsterdam who had mentioned having a son my age, so I imagine she had to have been at least 50. Still had an incredible body.
Biggest age difference was my last ex. She was 18 and I was 32.
26 now
She's 47
yeah kind of tired of her tbh
>>707254835
Nice, she looks like a good fuck!
>>707254659
>>707254869
This is the mom
>>707254927
Have any pics of her?
>>707254869
This is the daughter
I once fucked a woman 19 years older than me, when I was 23
She was skinny short blonde pretty fit and had a few older tattoos
Gravity still affects you no matter how fit you are is what I learned
Like bar bathroom sex it's a novelty
>>707254179
MODS
>>707254659
MODS b& v&
>>707255331
Was her name Jen?
>>707254994
she's fun, does what she's told, was literally a porn story.
>move into new apt
>she lives below me
>we chat in passing/she's flirty
>knock at the door one night/she's clearly buzzed
>hey neighbor have a drink with me?
>half bottle of wine in her hand
>bout 15 mins later her tonsils are buried up my asspipe
been like that for a while now, best thing is she knows when to leave me alone and has not once been clingy or attached.
>>707255587
why you being rude to the prophet of islam
>>707255596
I don't think so, I think it was Heather
>>707253799
Biggest age difference, she was 42 I was 19, but I fucked a 59 now that I am 42.
On the other hand, fucked a 19 when I was 39.
>>707253799
I was 28, and she was 42. It was just one night, but it was fucking awesome.
I'm 20 and the oldest woman I have fucked was 43. She's a fucking pyscho.
Banged a 43 year old recently, I'm only 21, she still texts me every now and then to hook up.
>>707253799
Difference of age: Round about twenty years...I was twenty and she 42 or something. I fucked her without a condom and cum in her pussy even though she begged me not to while I was fucking her because I was shitfaced. Glad I didnt knock her up.
I was 26 she was the fetus of my aborted daughter , shit was cash
I was 17. Pic related was 35
>>707255907
>She's a fucking pyscho.
welcome to the world bud, all of them are nuts.
>>707255709
Have any pics of the 59 year old?
>>707256047
>>707255709
>a 59
pics or it didn't happen
>>707256047
Also no condom, tubes were tied. Blew inside every time. Shit was cash
30 I was 26 so not much difference she was fucking crazy though abusive ex husband crazy repressed upbringing. Bitch could suck a golf ball through a garden hose though
>>707256035
Careful you don't cut yourself with all that edge anon.
>>707255709
seriously, a wrecked 59yo fart whose maximum fetish/sexdrive is finding out her diabetes pills in less than one hour, you actually "fucked" her?
nope ---- you at most "fucked up" her.
>>707256710
Anymore pics of her?
>>707256848
imagine how much better it would have been if no one replied to the idiot?
>>707256883
All I got. Never got nudes. Kept it discrete since she was married at the time.
>>707257299
she looks older than 35, not saying i wouldn't get a running start at it.
>>707253799
>What's the oldest girl you've had sex with or the biggest difference in age?
Me 21
Her 35
She was a 5'5", short-haired, fatty, brunette who reminded me of my mom.
Major momcest fetish.
Land her in bed on 2nd date.
Freaks when I ask her to roleplay my mom.
I put it up her arse and called her mommy when I came.
>>707257624
>I put it up her arse and called her mommy when I came.
i don't care if this is true or not i'm fucking dying.
>>707257523
That one is more recent. Got back into contact with her a while ago. Not much came of it though. We went out once. She's 44 now. Still smoking hot. Remains the best sex I've had
>>707255608
Man how do you pull that off
she was ~40 and I was ~25
>>707258068
i didn't pull anything off anon, right place right time i think, pretty much ignored the fact i had neighbors till she knocked on my door. just luck i guess, could have been you for all i know, i'm nothing special.
I was 22, she was 50. Local dive bar that she met friends at. Could tell she didn't belong there.
>>707258737
pics or it didn't happen
>>707253799
A 38 year old single mommy while I was in the military. I was 22 at the time. met at a bar, went home with her and that was that.
>>707253799
I was 24 she was 35. Had really nice tits. Natural but still perky. The only thing was she was real boring. She wouldnt let me get rough or anything. All in all i regret nothing i guess
Banged this 43 year old last weekend, she was out at the bar I was at for a bachelorette party, she took me back to her place and destroyed my cock! I just turned 22 so 21 year age difference! She had such a nice little body for her age.
bump for more pics.
She was 47
I was 20
>not her on the pic, but close enough
She did everything on bed, but was trying to start a relationship and i don'bite that bait with old women.
Some of the easiest anals of my life though
>>707259803
>search image
>visually similar
i almost pissed my pants.
I had sex with a woman in her late 50s when I was 17. Not sure of her exact age, it was awhile ago.
>>707260218
the guy in the pic pissed his as well
>>707260421
pics or it didn't happen
>50... "50"??!?? was she the grandma of Tutankhamon ?!!!
I was 16 and she was 58, the mom of a dude i met on a concert.
She loved to lick my asshole
>pic related
>>707260728
"58"!!!!
>>707260638
mods
>>707253799
56 milf
16 me
she was friend of mother and kept her looks both through good gene pool and from keeping healthy. was jacking it with headset on and didnt hear her come in house. turned around to grab tissues and she opened door "hey anon you here" and i got spooked and blasted clear across room to her
her exact words to me as i stood in silence was now that wont do walked over grabbed my dick and whispered dont tell your mom ok.
>>707260728
>She loved to lick my asshole
what is with old broads eating ass? only 2 that have done it were over 40
>mfw millennials with standards will never get their assholes tongued.
>>707261083
I was 15 at the time
>>707253799
I fucked my ex's mom. She was 52 and I was 21.
>>707261168
you watch to much porn, get outside once in a while.
>>707253799
Im 37, fucked a somewhat homely 19 year old off craigslist a few months ago.
>>707258856
40 years ago my friend. She was meeting friends there but she lived about 10 miles away. Brought me home with her. took me 2 hours by bus to get home the next morning.
I was 28 on a biz trip in Boston. She was 17 and there with her family. Not only was she fun, she was legal.
>>707253799
sauce on OPs pic?
She was 35, I was 15. She was my best friend's mother.
Earlier this summer, was lucky enough to fuck a hot 44 year old that was way out of my league, right place at the right time I guess, being only 20 I never imagined getting with someone that old but I fap to the night all the time.
>>707253799
Me 32, her 53.
21 year difference but she was a 4'10" asian woman so you all know she was decent and tight as fuck.
>>707261851
>>707256047
more!!!! thats a sweet deal if true.
>>707261703
>live in ma my entire life
>just now finding out i can fuck 16 year olds
looks like i'll be cruising the bus stops tomorrow.
>>707261903
Do you have a pic of her?
She's 19, I'm 34. Total fuckbuddy status, nothing behind it but fun and we get each other off really well.
>>707253799
45-50ish when I was about 25, maybe 26. I thought she was 35-40 max, fit and knew what she was doing, was pretty amazing for and blew my (until she was done with me, inexperienced) mind. Awkward after though since I ran into her kid on the way out and he was close to my age, maybe a little younger and he was not impressed when he figured it out lol
>>707262076
See >>707257944
Found this one in saved Snapchat. Never got many pics of her. My only regret....
>>707262287
Yeah a few. My wife is home and this was a double affair situation and all pics are on my PC not my phone so I can't exactly post them atm.
Lame response, I know anon.
>>707262315
>>707261484
>>707261895
Pics of any of these Cougars?
>>707253799
Mid-50s. It was pretty great; she was a real trooper. Turns out, she had a son who was in college.
>>707259803
>Some of the easiest anals of my life though
AFter 35 a woman's dating value falls FAST.
Men don't GAF if she's a partner at Smythe, Brown, & Jewstein: they care mostly how she looks.
To keep a man around they have to up their sexual value in the face of declining looks: that means taking it up the arse with enthusiasm and gratitude with just enough resistance so that she doesn't think of herself as a booty-ho.
(BTW, if you think she's humiliated by painal, just wait until she's had it enough that it's pleasurable for her . . . that will lead to a whoregasm cry-fest.)
She was 51? early 50s, i was 26. Her bf invited me
Honestly some great sex, she was always so wet. I never used much lube when fucking her even after i came in her pussy multiple times.
>>707262623
you could have just kept that one to yourself anon.
31 when I was 27,only time I've dated a woman who was older than me. Still with her today
>>707253799
I was 28, she was 38. I was also banging a 17 year old at the time.
>>707261484
I'm not up on Craigslist lingo, is homely code for fat or derpy?
>>707254869
And this is a super saiyan.
>>707262949
homely is a normal word auuuuutreeee
28 and was a 7 year difference.. kinda upsetting never got a mature lady before marriage
>>707253799
just fucked this 47 yr old yesterday
>she is 6 yrs older than me
inb4oldfag
28 with a 49 year old
>>707262032
told the story before
>best friend's father dies years before
>mother is the "tramp" of the neighborhood... short skirts, boots, stays out all night. drinker
>his mother and mine grew up together, was in the same street gang
>my mother is like a second (only) mother to best friend
>I make sure he gets to school every morning
>go over one day and best friend is over his grandmother's house
>his mother is there. leather skirt, almost see through blouse (she wore that to work?)
>having some wine
>thanks me for watching out for her son
>talks to me about stuff. do I have a girlfriend?
>tell her no
>she tells me to follow her
>walks into her bedroom
>sits me on bed
>opens my pants
>sucks my cock. I'm a kissless, no hand-holding virgin. no idea what to do
>when I'm hard she lays on bed and tells me to get on top
>guides me into her
>tells me how to fuck (how pathetic is that? "move in in and out anon")
>last about 30 seconds
>get up and get dressed. she tells me never to tell my mother since she'd probably knife her for fucking her son
>I was 15, she was 35
I routinely fuck a 74 y/o dementia pt at the nursing home I work at. Pussy is pussy.
>>707262836
I maintain that she's still hot for 44. Would definitely bang again. Dunno, maybe I have low standards.
44 year old that I bang on the reg, I'm only 22 but it's the best sex I've ever had!
>>707261186
>what is with old broads eating ass? only 2 that have done it were over 40
See >>707262794
> A woman's sexual value is mostly how good she looks
> Women lose their looks relatively early in life and they make up for it with willingness to perform taboo acts
> Anal, prostate play, rimming, role-playing and other things prettier, younger women don't have to do to get a man to stick around
14-22 women have ALL the sexual advantage
30 power is equal
35 men have most of the sexual advantage
40 men have all the sexual advantage
A woman of 40 has trouble getting a man her own age who is making $100K of is of less value than a 22 year old making $30K.
A man of 40 making $100K can have any 40 year old broad, most 30 year olds, and a good deal of 20 somethings.
This is the primary unfairness that sets feminists afire.
>>707253799
> Me 26
> Her 47
>>707263376
nice legs at least?
>>707263598
def gunna need to post more
>>707263662
yeah, women don't just hit 35 and start eating dudes assholes, it's a generational thing i think.
>>707253799
Fucked a 29 year old once. It was utterly disgusting.
>>707263884
Such a nice little body for her age
>>707264251
>>707263598
Her pussy will be wrecked, faggot. Labia like spaniels ears. She's all washed up, cunt.
>>707264273
very nice love her legs
>>707264492
you know it really doesn't work like that right?
>>707264694
Why not? Her flaps will be hanging down like balls at 44
>>707253799
The biggest difference in age? 60 years. That's right, I was still having sex at 64
>>707264885
Pete scully
She was 24. I was 10 years older than her.
She was 54, I was 23. Her body and sex drive were amazing for her age, even higher than mine
>>707264873
i'll bite, not all chicks have flappy lips anon, some bitches have nice little innies and as long as they don't shit out a few kids it will stay that way
example>>707259803
grow up.
>>707264885
Be kind to your woman and she will relish your assistance in her beef flaps.
>>707255608
how do you get tonsils up an asshole?
teach me.
>>707265480
also as i posted above i'm banging a 48yo and her cunt looks like this pic.
>>707260728
got any nudes?
>>707265482
She wasn't 124
>>707263059
Judging by the butthurt in ur reaction, she must have been a landwhale lol
>>707264048
>yeah, women don't just hit 35 and start eating dudes assholes
Quite right and I never implied such a thing.
What happens is they up their bedroom performance to compensate for saggier boobs, thicker waist, more wrinkles and a less heart-shaped ass.
Were it a generational thing the younger, porn generation, girls would be the ones taking up the shitter and licking ass.
Your mom never got a Brazilian wax or her asshole fucked into oblivion.
Your girlfriends will get a monthly Brazilian wax and get reamed painally because the pornstarlets do it.
>>707253799
I was 19 and she was 45 or 46. I also lost my virginity that night lol
>>707263376
Even if it's not legit, I lol'd
>>707265697
i'm drunk, i thought it was a funny thing to say. don't act like you thought i was serious asshole.
>>707264251
Your age?
>>707266166
>Your age?
Pretty sure t'was a pedophile joke anon.
>>707266019
my asshole is more humorous than serious, maybe thats why I have trouble getting tonsils up there??
please advise.
>>707253799
She was a fifty years old MILF, I was 25 back then. Her husband was watching and taping it/taking pictures. One of the best experiences (and weirdest) that I had up to date.
Was 28 and she was 40-something. I'm 30 now and there's a 60yo GILF at work that keeps flirting with me. I dunno if I want to tap it. She looks like a mature Judy Greer with a really nice ass.
>>707265480
This. Cos the other guy is a virgin or beta fgt that can't get a girl that isn't wrecked lol
Well my mom gave birth to me
I, including my cock, passed through her vagina
Penis in Vagina = fucking
I fucked my mom
I was 0, she was 30
Therefore, 30 years older than I is my record.
Kinda sad I lost my virginity to a fat lezbo.
When I was 26 I fucked a 40 year old on her birthday
>>707265785
sorry fam, but here's a pic of a 39 yo lady i fucked i few months ago.
>>707266305
I considered it but u just can't tell with these fgts sometimes
>>707266377
>there's a 60yo GILF at work that keeps flirting with me
don't you fucking dare waste that opportunity you dickhead!
>>707266610
Looks nasty, would still fuck her though
>>707266506
But impressive that u fucked a lezbo
38 i was 22, lost my virginity to a milf i've met on Tinder, came in her face and on her fake tits
>>707266617
Define gilf-any pics, sloots for reference?
>>707253799
Oldest was 23 when I was 21.. biggest age different is 8 years.
>>707253799
I was fucking a 22-23 year old when I was 16.
>>707266617
She's always touchy feely, one time at an office party she sat on my lap for no reason and wrapped her arms around me. She got a new boyfriend now some rich guy who's a total bro, so I kinda stepped back after that.
>>707253799
27 year old with two kids
I was 20
>>707266720
>i was drunk
>she was drunk
>she is married to an idiot
>i have no standars
Was a fun night
33 year old when I was 24. It was pretty awesome.
>>707266377
>I dunno if I want to tap it
It could get awkward.
that's assuming she even wants to fuck . . . flirting could just be flirting and her way of feeling attractive.
Moreover, if you do fuck be prepared that her body in clothes will be nothing near her body naked
> saggy tits
> stretch marked belly
> flat, saggy butt
> hairy lips / face / body
I got over my GILF fetish by fucking one 21 yrs older than I. 2 hrs a day in the gym couldn't erase the passage of time.
Her waist: hip ratio was not super feminine anymore.
Her tits were flat, pancakey things.
She had a whisker or two on her otherwise well-groomed face and even her tummy.
On the plus side she came SUPER easily, but I'd have preferred a prettier girl for my older woman experience.
>>707253799
Oldest = 40
Age gap = 15
>>707267091
How does the pussy feel? I know what you mean but sometimes I feel like it's too obvious like she would drop something and bend over while ass is right in front of me.
im a girl, but i fucked a 60 year old when i was 23
>>707266734
>But impressive that u fucked a lezbo
Not really. . . she didn't decide she was a lezbo until almost 50 and divorced for 25 years.
I think a lot of this "late life lesbian" phenom praised in the media is just women losing their sexual attractiveness and so forming close quasi-sexual relationships with other women so they don't have to worry about not giving men erections.
The thing about these supposed lesbians is that they stop having any type of sex after a couple months of living together. They sleep together, travel together, eat together, but don't eat pussy.
That and they're annoying/ ugly / shrill as hell.
Fucking fat lezbo cunts.
>>707267008
>She got a new boyfriend now some rich guy who's a total bro, so I kinda stepped back after that
i can respect that.
>>707253799
I was 24, she was 42. Was very slim and good looking, half asian, only looked about 30. Was good in bed. Fucked her in the ass and cummed up there. No diseases thank fuck. I also fucked a 40 year old a couple of times, once again very pretty with great slim body. Was great in bed, even though she's had a couple of kids still had the tightest pussy I've ever fucked and gave the best blowjobs too. Cummed in her mouth, some of it trickled out, she slurped it up til it was all gone. Good girl.
>>707267525
T H O T
>>707267525
Lysa?
>>707267689
haha noooo,
>>707267650
Thanks man
>>707267035
Eh I know what you mean, I've had my share of those
>>707267497
>How does the pussy feel?
Well the inside is a bit looser . . not surprising that after kids and the natural loss of muscle tone with age.
Mostly the difference you feel in her pussy will be from your own cock . . . I was only 1/2 hard both times I fucked her.
Usually I really stick it in cuz I like it when they let me know that it's too much . . with the older broad, I couldn't get hard enough to hurt her.
I wound up putting her knees up and legs together to make it feel tighter on my semi-hard cock.
If you're diamonds I don't think you'll feel too big a difference.
Don't fap for a week or two and you definitely won't see a huge difference.
she was 23 so that's 5 years
>>707267008
>She got a new boyfriend now some rich guy who's a total bro, so I kinda stepped back after that.
>>707253799
I was 15 she was 19 the head was mediocre
>>707254659
Details? Are you serious?
>>707253799
I was a newborn
she was in her mid-late twenties
Yea I fucked my mum up pre bad
>>707268743
reporting in
>>707268320
Was she well groomed? Did you lick her pussy?
>>707268566
ever had some dude hit on your bitch knowing she's not single? i know this is /b/ but that shit is just disrespectful and grounds for murder.
>>707268879
Got nudes?
>>707268566
Bros before hoes, and I'm not that desperate
>>707269068
>>707268879
nope, just a pic you saved from here.
>>707269210
Nice, keep going
>>707263193
More?
>>707269257
Don't ruin the illusion
>>707255608
>her tonsils were buried up my asspipe
>>707253799
I was 19 she was 36
>>707269257
wrong she is a swinger met her in swing club now We fuck on the side
>>707268975
Nah, I just don't know if he's a shitlord or an actual grotesque pedo. Probably just an edgy 15 year old though.
>>707269288
what u like to see?
>>707268982
>Was she well groomed? Did you lick her pussy?
Unusually well groomed. Pretty sure she had laser hair removal . . NO hair on her pussy or ass crack (ass hair REALLY turns me off!).
Didn't like her pussy, but she came very easily from fingering
> her on her back
> me lying on her right arm
> her laying on my left arm
> my left arm pinning her left arm down
> my legs wrapped around her right leg
> my right hand fingering her
I had her under pretty tight physical control, which women seem to like, and was kissing and fingering her.
She came so often that my fucking forearm was worn out.
She didn't get tired after them either . . I guess that's largely a male thing.
just recently I'm 24, she's 40... does that count?
>>707269449
wrong, it's a pic you saved from 4chan, just fuck off.
>>707269551
Pussy, full frontal etc
I was 23, she was late 50s or early 60s. My landlady.
>>707253799
17. I'm 20.
>>707254659
So you got raped
>>707269592
>just recently I'm 24, she's 40... does that count?
Only if you get her to role-play mom/son with you.
Other than that it's just some sport fucking because you couldn't get a woman your own age.
>>707253799
24 . 13
>>707269643
posting these gets me diamonds
>>707253799
24 when I was 24. Other than that I've only fucked chicks younger than me
>>707269884
Don't stop
>>707269965
im going to fap to her
>>707253799
I'm 30 years old and I've been having sex with a 56 year old.
>>707253799
the oldest girl I've ever had sex with was 33, that was when I was 28
I'm 44 now, last year I hooked up with a 26 year old and dated a 28 year old for 3 months
it's getting harder to bang girls in their 20s, when I was 27 to 29 I went on a rampage of college girls
I won't even talk to a girl in her 40s
>>707254659
Any pics?
When I was 26 I banged a 38 year old.
She was in the middle of a divorce, I was a bartender, she left her number, I called, she showed up. Easy money.
However, she also was in the middle of a nasty divorce to the only guy she'd ever slept with who is an abusive piece of shit. And I am ridiculously charming and was good to her the one time we fucked.
Left a really good taste in her mouth.
She hit me up on a semi-regular basis and would talk about how we had this connection and how we'd "been together" and she hadn't done that with very many guys.
She's a fuckin' babe, but she's psycho.
It all ended when I moved to another state and dropped off the radar for a while. Not intentionally, just life took me away from her and she let it go.
I'd do it again in a heartbeat. And next time I'd actually call her back and bang her again. Shit was TIGHT as fuck.
>>707270460
>I'm 44 now, last year I hooked up with a 26 year old and dated a 28 year old for 3 months
Good stuff.
Where do you meet them and how do you get them attracted to you?
38 yo when I was 18
>>707271440
>how do you get them attracted to you?
>>707267091
holy shit dude... Idk why but your post reminded me... I was 22, fucked a 44 year old friend who became a massage therapist...she was abnormally loud when I fucked her... She wanted me to 3 some her with her husband but since I was/am self conscious of my average sized dick i awkwarded out from accepting invitation... Looking back, I think he was upstairs while I fucked her downstairs of the house... Why else would she be super super sex crazed loud... Telling me to call her a bitch and to cum inside her pussy...she would always tell me id make cute babies...
>>I never came that day i just fucked her and went down until she orgasmed...big tits...
>>707254179
>>707254659
Muhammad get out
I was 19, she was like 46. Met her on fling dot come. Shit was cash
>>707253799
19 fucked a 44 year old, was literately walking to the milk bar, she walks up to me and says have you got a cigarette?, complete bogan trash old lady who seemed to be missing a few braincells, i said " Sure they are at my apartment across the road" ,. She starts following me home and half way there she says nervously i will suck your dick for 20$, all of my what happened but being the beta virgin faggot that i am i paid this old lady to suck my dick and then an extra 30 to fuck her and then i gave her a cigarette. Creepiest moment of my life is when she was riding my cock she bent down and licked my face and said "Your Beautiful you know that", my biggest fuck shame to this day.
>>707253799
oldest I've banged was a 63 year old. and I'm currently seeing a 50 year old. I'm in my early 30's
47 y/o when I was 26, amazing sex omgggg. Excellent blowjob, no stretch marks, good kisser, tight pussy, super wet. Although after she was very weird and criticized my whole life and wanted to mother me. She had just gotten divorced cuz of being cheated on. Didn't wanna have her take out her marital issues on me, lmao bye
>>707272741
>complete bogan trash old lady who seemed to be missing a few braincells
>>707272741
Nah that was well played-dude. As long as you wore a condom lmao
>>707271440
every couple years I seem to have a new hobby where I meet a whole new group of friends, it's usually a friend of a friend
in my 20s I could pull them right out of the bar
I'm fun to hang around but the number one thing girls are attracted to is confidence, you can't be afraid to talk to them
The oldest girl was about 26 or 27. The biggest age differnce was not too long ago. I am 28, she had JUST turned 16.
oldest was last year. Philipine lady at work started flirting with me and we ended hooking up. I was 23 and she was 40 something. I just know her oldest daughter were old enough to drive at night.
>>707273233
>you can't be afraid to talk to them
yeah that's true, but i just flat out ignore women and wait for the ones that want to fuck me, 50% of the time it works every time.
>>707272741
poor doggos
Lost my virginity at 16 to one of my mom's friends. She was 42. She's an absolute freak. She used to babysit me when I was young and one time when I went over to drop something off at her house, I went in to catch up and she says she has to go use the restroom.
She comes out naked and makes her way onto me. She gave me a bj and then I gave her about the best 2 minutes I could ever hope to at that point in my life.
I'm 26 now and she's still a regular hook up.
>>707273888
I wouldn't mind being either of those doggos at that time, why poor doggos? they are just happy they get peanut butter,.
>>707273545
Got pic?
>>707274250
even with getting peanut butter, it's still sad to see them getting sexually abused.
Fucked a 56 year old when I was 25. That pussy was fantastic. Hadn't been used in years. 33 and married now to a 47 year old. Older chick's are the best.
>>707274769
>not proud
nor should you be. but if you actually did bang that broad, you should not be ashamed either.
>>707272741
Sauce!!!
>>707253799
Was 17 and fucked my friend's mom who was 46. It was cash. She was regretful and cried after, but that didn't stop her from coming back for the cock for 4 more years.
>>707274433
could get one from my phone but im on the pc right now. shes a real cutie thats for sure.
>>707275497
I'm waiting Anon, I like Asian MILFS
25
>>707267035
i don't get it about the standards? she doens't look fat? are you embarassed about fucking a decently good looking woman?
>>707275868
you are a fucking animal
>>707275683
hold up
>>707276033
Bump
>>707275683
>>707258990
Fort Carson?
>cried
>bait
>had good fucking for next 4 years
50, I am 22.
>>707276316
Nice work, anon. Got nudes?
>>707263376
Haahahaahah
>>707253799
About 30 older. And 25 younger
>>707276467
i asked for nudes but she kept telling me i would see her body when we fucked.
for months we would meet after work and only get a blowjob in the car and finger her before actually having sex.
>>707276650
Ah as expected, they don't like sending nudes because they're afraid
>>707276750
was gonna record and take pics when we went to the hotel but i was also nervous and disgusted after cumming. because shes older she was saggy and her moaning wasnt sexy at all
>>707277092
I know what you mean, it feels kinda good when you're fucking but once you're done you feel really disgusted
>>707255103
She's pretty famous
>>707277225
what turned me off was that after fucking i looked down and there was this white goo all around my pelvis area and dick. had to get multiple paper towels from the bathroom to cleaned up.
but now that i think about it i miss the sex and want her to ride me again.
>>707277225
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13D5flfPJ67
>>707277092
>Never get nervous before killing a snake
>Never get disgusted after killing a pussy
>>707277475
that sounds disgusting
she probably had a disease
>>707277627
lol STFU virgin
>>707253799
I fuck women you 12 year old sissy
>>707277682
what?
>>707253799
46 and 27, I'm 23.
>>707277621
yeah i learned that after fucking a few pussies. was a somewhat virgin.
>>707277627
later figured out she probably had a yeast infection. cuz i got myself tested a few months and was clean.
>>707277763
bitches cum the same as men and there is discharge. it's normal just like some dudes shoot a pint while others have a few drops.
>>707278107
like Peter North in the porn films
>>707253799
oldest, my MIL - 55
biggest gap 18 years
me 18, buddies mom - 36
me 37, MIL 55
me 36, rando from Missouri - 18
I cover the spectrum but always stay legal
52 years old.
>>707278258
Nudes ?
>>707253799
How do you even find old sluts?
I was 22, she was 8. Shit was tight.
>>707278648
Gym
>>707275868
She's probably a 6/10, online standars are much higher
>>707278433
No unfortunately. I tried to convince her but she was against it. Serious catholic but no problem fucking her sons friend.
>>707278214
Story on MIL plox
>>707278258
Mexicana?
>>707278765
only fat powerlifting guys at my gym lmao
She was 24 and I was 17.
She was 25 ans I was 34.
I guess I always liked them around that age ^^
>>707278796
dude she's like a 2/10
I don't blame you though, would totally smash. Older girls is such a turn on
>>707278648
you go outside, they make up a large portion of the population no matter where you live, the old whores looking for young strange are around every corner.
>>707279015
I know, last one left man. I also like fat and insecure. Easy pussy is my kind of pussy
>>707253799
I was 17, she was 35. And my boss.
Best. Sex. Ever. It sucked fooling around with high school girls again after that.
>>707278860
yeah mexican
>>707278796
>She's probably a 6/10, online standars
stop lying to yourself.
>>707279059
Go to a government building, play fool with secretariats and get their numbers. Most of them are looking for an escape of their boring life, stupid husbands and lame sons.
>>707279132
how was she?
>>707279197
Leave me alone!!! Dont ruin the illusion
>>707279059
>go out to clubs or bars with uni friends
>everyone is 20 something
I'm too autistic to pick up girls outside of bars. How often do you interact with middle-aged ladies in daily life as a 20-something guy even
>>707279300
Tight, screams a lot, squirts and is into weird stuff like pissing and farting, i like it
>>707253799
She was 48and I was 17
>>707279414
Bars, but not the 20s bar, look for a bar where 35+ people go. You always get extra points for having a beard. It reminds them to the stars from the 70s-80s
>>707279447
cool
how'd you find her
>>707269785
Luuuuuuuulllllll
>>707279667
>It reminds them to the stars from the 70s-80s
that's comical, they all picture burt renolds anyway
just fuckem, you oly live once.
>>707253799
21 years older.
15 years younger.
I was 23. She was 45. One of the very rare Craigslist findings. She wanted to have a fuck buddy, and she basically said "I dont know how to start." Probably the first one night stands she ever had.
She had me pull her legs up while fucking her so she could feel me deeper. She was extremely open minded and finished things off with anal. And it was all raw-dog. It was great.
>>707280520
let me check your math
yeah, it checks out.
She was 19, I was 32. For a few months.
Her single jack mormon mother gave no fucks about us having sex in her house. Even came out drinking with us one night and made us breakfast the next morning.
>>707278846
>MIL and FIL are swingers
>MIL loves me, likes to dance with me, flirt, all that shit
>wife things its great that I humor her mom
>one night at campground with them in their RV drinking, wife/kids asleep in cabin
>FIL pumping her full of drinks plenty and egging her on a bit
>she's still really good looking at her age, I joke and flirt with her a bit back
>he says he's going to step out and head to the bar
>leaves us alone for a couple hours
>I initiated because you could tell she was scared
>had her sit next to me on the couch, talking, flirting, eventually just put my hand on her thigh
>she was wearing a dress and her skin was really soft
>started rubbing higher and higher
>finally said fuck it and leaned in and kissed her
>panties come off, bald pussy, innie
>dress over her head, holy shit big tits, like F's, plump with a bit of sag from age but still nice
>no blowjob, but I ate that pussy out pretty good and made her cum before fucking her
>missionary for the sole purpose seeing those big tits bounce
>fucked her and rubbed her clit for a good 20 minutes until she came again
>pussy milked me like you wouldn't believe, got me to cum too
>shot it in her pussy and took a quick break inside her
>after a minute or so flipped her over and fucked her doggy, smacking her ass, pulling hair, whole 9 yards
>both cum again
>clean up. go to bed in cabin
nothing ever said afterwards
>>707280324
Local bar, its a karaoke-bar where 35+ people go to have a fun time with friends and co-workers. Around 23hrs most of ladys are drunk and its my time to shine as the guy that finds them attractive despite teh fact of being 40yo married women.
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>>707281018
are you 12 years old?
do you not have a brain to extrapolate possible scenarios where this would be possible?
stupid kids these days.
>>707281416
i'm glad this thread is done, i'll see you tomorrow bud.
>>707281018
