Best of /b/ thread.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Best of /b/ thread.
>>707190974
but /b/ is only for hillaryfags/traplovers/footfetish/jewhaters/polfails/quintadubadub nig with his arms/fb fap/pic of girl say what do to her/same rekt webms from 1998/creepshots/gay stuff/bi stuff/loli shota etc
there is no best of.
there is only faggotry.
>>707190974
they aren't even replying to the chopped off toe pic.
worthless faggot go post your loli where you belong.
Contributing
>>707191431
>>707191278
>>707190974
samefag tries to get people to think he's an oldfag
kys.
>>707191493
>inb4 i use multiple computers and IP's to beat the samefag calls.
Dont die, damn you
>>707191679
should have totally see that coming... now my sides have left me forever
>>707191679
thought it was real all the way through until the final line, props to the guy who wrote it
bump
>>707192960
who's gaston?
>>707193328
beauty and the beast disney movie villain
>>707193467
Never seen that one, thanks. Is he a fag in the story?
>>707193634
not really but he does like to look at himself and call himself beautiful and handsome
/b/tarded heh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibJ-DH5HrHU
>>707190974
roll
I'll contraboot
>>707191768
>muh-muffin
Oh fuck that got me for some reason
>>707190974
>>707191632
/thread
>>707193760
that's narcissism not homosexuality
what? do you think gay people fuck mirrors?
>>707195340
did i say he was gay? i said he liked himself
>>707195340
he specifically said not really
>>707193827
uhhh, mods?
>>707196009
What is there even to moderate in that post?
>>707196218
look closely.
>>707196218
>>707196009
>>707195541
>>707195340
this thread was fun while it lasted
>>707193827
>>707196288
nice dubs, but I don't see actual CP
>>707196288
you look closely dumbass, theyre wearing bikinis
>>707196370
>>707196361
read rules again boys.
>>707191237
fuck off shill
>>707191237
this
>>707196445
no, faggot
>>707196445
Since when did /b/ care about rules?
>>707196445
go monitor a different hallway faggot
>>707196600
>>707196882
>>707196889
thanks guys for bringing smile to my face, have a nice life.
>>707194449
Lost harder than any YLYL bread.
this was a good day
Personal favorite of mine
>>707197829
>the irony that bin laden WAS in pakistan
they better have busted this guy out
>>707198097
>>707197342
No matter how many times i read this, it never gets old.
Alright, lets post some shit.
1/?
>>707199130
2/?
>>707199130
3/?
>>707199130
4/?
>>707199352
Great keep them coming
Thanks !
>>707199452
kek
>>707199220
Fucking lost
>>707199452
My bad, forgot the pic, will post a few more for compensation.
>>707198315
5/?
>>707191768
>m-muh muffin
kek'd very hard
>>707199130
6/?
>>707197342
When /b/ actually stood for what was good, right and just in the world...
>>707199851
>mfw my town doesn't have a town rapist
why even live?
>>707199130
And 7/7, i am not posting anymore.
>>707200157
Please anon-kun
>>707200157
Please
>>707200157
Don't do this
>>707200128
Someone wants to feel loved apparently :^(
>>707200157
Let anons have your beautiful stories
>>707200344
>>707200411
Also i was so focused on getting anon back i didn't check that dub streak.
>>707200157
Thanks for the contributions.
>>707200511
*sniff*ye-yes.
>>707197917
my sides
personal favorite
> http://imgur.com/gallery/jNOru
>>707199130
K guys, you are asking for it so i will post a few more.
8/?
Anyway...
>>707200157
Please let anons have more beautiful keks.
>>707200803
Kike.
>>707200828
Yaaay
>>707200717
But wait, what if... WE become the town rapist?!
>>707200157
What's the point pf keeping that to yourself ?
>>707199130
9/?
>>707200534
>metal
it's a crystal of Carbon, a mineral element
honestly what makes it different from other mineral crystals such as so called "metals"?
>>707200344
That isn't how it happened but sure.
>>707194487
TOPEST OF KEKS
>>707201106
Transparency and molecule/atom arrangement?
>>707199130
10/?
>>707200344
KEK
>>707201106
a solid material which is typically hard, shiny, malleable, fusible, and ductile, with good electrical and thermal conductivity.
tl;dr text book definition of a metal
a precious stone consisting of a clear and colourless crystalline form of pure carbon, the hardest naturally occurring substance.
tl;dr text book definition of a diamond
>>707199130
And last one, i am tired, hope you enjoyed it.
>>707194673
I am fucking laughing so hard, I'm crying.
>>707201113
Just let the fantasy live.
>>707201474
just realized how retardely i used tl;dr
>>707201771
i think you retardely everything tbh
>>707193695
Oh God fucking saved
>>707197917
I was there for that thread
roll
>>707202310
roll for what?
roll
>>707202396
to keep the trhead alive hoping someone has some gems to share
>>707200157
yw
>>707202511
that would be bump, rolling is to see what your post number will be (often 0-9)
>>707191431
i loved this one
>>707202697
thx glad to learn something new everyday here, i like this place :D :D :D
>>707191679
Who is Gaston?
>>707201656
gets me every single time
sweet, supple, perfect skin
i cannot hide my malevolent grin
that innocent face, thine heart, it race
hush my darling, pure and wet
i'll be gentle, at first, my lucid pet
your legs clasp close, i can smell your fear
whilst mine mouth grins from ear to ear
i drool and ponder your terror cries...
...my soul reflects back to me in your glossy tear filled eyes
black as death it soars though the abyss
...and falters not at our first kiss
i love you
>>707194992
Kek'd
you're a sorceress and the eye is on the lost
want this on kik xitwezzy
this
>>707203017
wow I thought summer was over
>>707199714
What a fucking trashy mum.
>>707203831
>>707203455
I like this very much. Wish there would be stuff like this more often here.
>>707200128
This is your calling, anon, YOU gotta become the town rapist
>>707203865
Here's part 4:
i.imgur.com/p839FL2.jpg
>>707203998
i had an amazing folder full of this kinda stuff
years ago
i seem to have misplaced it
what are you looking for?
Motivation ?
Life hacks?
a combination of the two?
>>707200945
This is gold.
my sides
>>707204254
just people being real
>>707203996
>>707203999
Trips confirms.
Brb, gotta get ready.
>>707204418
man i wish i had that folder for ya
>>707204243
dont bring that evil back
>>707203455
check'd and fucking remembered, thanks oldfag
>>707203996
Cringe
>>707191237
that's what we celebrate you jew nigga cuck faggot
>>707202516
That was a good day for me.
>>707204418
hey guy this >>707204773
was for you
i'll look around for more:
>>707195340
>being this retarded
you sound like a feminazi no matter what it's written you read what you want you fucking nigger
>>707205067
Is there a full spreadsheet? I need it for keks
>>707202587
Oh my...
>>707205067
Wow.. that is some shit.
>>707203910
I mean.......kinda
>>707205297
Is that a Dobsonfly?
>>707204082
This disturbs me
>>707194602
finally!
i've been looking for this for ages!
thanks
>>707202587
WHAT THE FCK 93000+ times?!
b does tech support
>>707206631
part 2
>>707206631
>>707206678
these are fucking gold
>>707191431
Kid was obviously super autistic but still funny
>>707206678
>>707206631
These never get old
>>707206098
i'm counting nocturnal hours
drowned visions and haunted sleep
>>707205792
>>707205828
>mfw white people act like they have superior intelligence
>while actually falling for this masterb8r
>>707205792
>>707205828
This is what you consider best? Christ you're a retard :(
Anyone got the one with the Shrek Hand guy living in a basement?
>>707208074
u just mad cuz u never gunna get dream gurls succ
hahahaha WITE BOI
>>707206631
>>707206678
If you can't be fucked reading these watch brendanielreads on yt
>>707208128
>>707208461
I wonder if he enjoyed watching that movie.. Or if he kept thinking about that forum and his thumb
>>707194667
>gas the jews
my sides
>>707208461
thx anon
>>707199220
Epic
>>707200292
good one. the reaction face really brings it home.
>>707199452
outstanding work
>>707201656
I have a friend who looks just like that
>>707202587
the fuck man....
>>707209204
One of my favorites
>>707191679
Beautiful
>>707204082
fucking hell that gave me the spooks
>>707210515
>leans in closely
>whispers in your ear
>grasping the comprehension of every sound wave you can imagine
>*doot doot*
>>707191237
And yet, you're still here.
Reading bump
>>707210653
oh fucking hell
>>707193695
>Being about to be murdered
>Yeah I better take a picture
>>707203455
agree with everything but japanese comments, i am a japanese.
>>707193695
beautiful
at one point, /vp/ did a thread about this, but i don't have it, so I'll just post IT.
This thread is 5/7 awsomesauce.
>>707211337
goddamit it keeps thinking the link is spam, so here, just remove the penis: http://pastebPENISin.com/9ZqkK3vh
Let's make 4chan live the best until it's death, for we never forget it. Ok? Counter thread asks (don't shut yourself up, be quiet, and give best of 4chan)
>>707200344
Best birthday present ever.
Hope you guys do another round of this shit.
Have a rare pepe.
>>707201520
fuck.
>>707202587
>93563 plays
>3 minutes 37 seconds
>that's 234 days, 23 hours, 46 minutes, 11 seconds
>in the end
>it doesn't even matter
i've got a folder full of 807 4chan caps, where should i post? i've tried to make sure there are no repeats though it might not be perfect.
>>707204243
worst bit is he's still going he also sells his goofy noses on ebay now http://www.ebay.com/itm/201680693749?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
>>707212560
>in the end??
>he's Waiting for the End
>>707201303
Jesus that's great
>>707211779
Oh god... brony or not i feel for him
>>707213397
faggot
>>707213427
I hope you get glass in your piss tube as well. But only after its held mercury
ylyl
>>707211779
THIS IS WHY YOU DONT SHOVE THINGS UP YOUR COCKHOLE.
>>707191768
>dad punches my muffin
Kek
>>707210482
Well, fuck
>>707202587
not really hard to fake this
>>707197342
People that say /b was never good need to read this.
/b used to be like this all day long.
>>707213997
I wish I could pay money to see my own reaction to this the first time I read it.
>>707200292
I'm so fucking lonely
>>707214831
mine
>>707199714
HEY WHAT THE FUCK
A FEW YEARS BACK I FAPPED TO THAT EXACT STORY, IT WAS MOTHER/SON INCEST
THE KID FAPPED INTO AN ICECREAM TUB AND THE MOM DRANK IT AND LATER THAT NIGHT HE FUCKED HER IN HER SLEEP SHE HAD RIDICULOUSLY OVERSIZED TITS AND ASS I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE FAKE STORY I WILL PUNCH ANOTHER HOLE THROUGH MY WALL
>>707200292
man i've had gf's that give me oral when i was playing skyrim and shit
pretty neat
i mean i did the same to them
>>707214968
blessing in disguise my friend
you need to be ok with you before you can be with another.
don't dwell on it like a little bitch
not going to get you anywhere
work on yourself and thrice and the rest will follow
best of wishes my friend
>>707215613
wtf is up with all the censoring?
>>707191768
The muffin bit killed my sides, bad.
>>707203801
that was a good one
>>707216083
**** do *** mean ?
>>707197342
Ok but can some1 explain why they dont have battletoads?
