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What's the shittiest thing you've done?

Would you do it again?
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Stick my dick in crazy, never again.
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Incestuous sex with my older brother and a friend of ours a few times during a summer

If I went back in time I'd do it again but not today
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>>707188906
this
not a good idea man
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>>707189009
Green text
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>>707188645
Was catfishing a relationship with some fag online, then i just stopped talking to him. Did that with a chick(?) And some other guy. Invested 4 years into those relationships
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>>707189111
evil trips
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Overdosed on Acid (LSD), had psychological Problems.... Wouldn't do it again
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>>707188906
Detail, please
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>>707189241
Worst part? I dont even give a fuck. Those people probably wanted a relationship so bad and i just wanted a cheap thrill
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I had sex with two dogs for money
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>>707189625
fem`?
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>>707188645
i fucked a really insecure girl, she had troubles... if i could go back i'd do things right.
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>>707189625
green text
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>>707189625
At once? How much money?
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I made the love of my life suicidal.
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>>707188645
Told my pregnant GF, who I didnt really love anymore, to get an abortion or I'd leave her, then left her 3 months later anyway.
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>>707190057
That's pretty shitty
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Overdose on prescription medicine trying to kill myself.
>Family act as if it never happened.
Would I do it again?
Sure, but I'd have saved more meds for next time.
>It's got me a home though.
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killed myself better. would try again.
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>>707190697
U saying u live in a mental house now?
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>>707191043
Was in psychiatric ward for a month.
Then they gave me housing benefits.
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>>707191271
americunt? interested in psych ward story
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When I was a in my early teens I would play hide and seek with my younger sis and her friends. I was the best at hiding always so her friends would hide with me to not get caught. When we hide I would have her friends in front of me bent over to be on the look out for my sis. I would lift up their skirt and be eating them out from behind.

Yes, today No
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>>707191370
ages?
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blowed shemales dick, got hpv 6 motnhs after :)
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Ruined some 16 year old whores life by spreading nudes of her to an entire school. Would not do again.
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>>707191360
Euronut, not sure how long I was in there though...
>Psych ward was just playing pool and watching movies all day.
>Wasn't allowed outside though.
>"Are you thinking about doing it again?"
>"Of course not, I'm thinking about what my family would cope with...."
>Out the doors.
More like an indoor holiday resort.
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>grabbed a bitch right in the pussy, and of course I'd do it again
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>>707189009
they say incest is bad but its all fucking relative
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>>707192251
lmao
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I posted a convo with my cumdumpster ex and you animals told me what to make her do. She eventually put a chef's knife in her pussy and had to go to the hospital for internal lesions. I ass to mouthed her a couple weeks later and made her find a ride back to her boyfriend's. Also your idea /b/.
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>>707192760
got pics of the ass too mouth ?
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What I'm doing right now!

Look at naked women on this site, spanking it, then heading off to church. Maybe I wont wash my hands and will prob shake a few dozen peoples hands.
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>>707192760
how did she react to the ass too mouth ?
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>>707189111
Jamie.................?
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>>707193008
rub some of your jizz into a dollar bill so you can drop it in the collection bag too
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>>707188645
I knocked up my current girlfriend and told her to get an abortion or I would leave her. She did it, and I am still with her... but deep down, to this day... I feel like shit for doing that. My only real reason for having her kill the baby was because I didn't want her to eventually leave me and come after me for child support. It's happened to me in the past with an ex and I didn't want to go through it again. I just don't trust women anymore.
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>>707188645
>got a rapist off for giggles
>forgave my husbands infidelity because i only caread about power
>channeled millions of donations to foreign policy favors
>made sure that cunt in libya dies
>supported every war ever because my overlords profit

hard to pick one
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>>707193180
Fred............?
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>>707193699
Nope. My name is Josh.
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>>707189111
Fatima...?
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>>707188645
The fuck is up with those scratches. How does that even happen?
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>>707190697
I tried the same, anon...my family cared but they beat me up after I got out of the hospital...
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>>707193020
Almost no hesitation whatsoever. She was 18 and I was mid twenties at the time and she was very eager to please.
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Licked my gfs ass after she took a shit and didn't wipe. Yes I'd do it again.
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>>707193992
sounds like a keeper tho
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>>707189941
how?
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Kissed my boyfriend's best friend
Yeah probably
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I don't think I've ever done something shitty, at least I don't feel guilty about it but the things that's got me the most shit from others was:

>Fuck a guy I like
>We start "dating" so I can keep fucking him
>Cheat on him with a girl at a party on the second week
>"break up" three weeks later because I got bored
>Fuck a dumb bitch 2 days later
>Tell her I am not looking for anything other than sex
>She's in love with me, so I refularly fuck her, always in degrading ways and don't even bother about getting her off
>We have a mutual friend, who is dating some random guy
>Convince him to stop dating the other guy "else his feelings will get hurt" because I kinda liked him and was jealous
>He stops talking to the other guy and we become fuckbuddies
>He likes me a lot
>Get bored after a week
>"Thank you, but no thank you"

First guy forgave me because he was nice
Girl is still in love with me and we fuck around every now and then
Second guy has mixed feelings but I always get all flirty whenever I see him with someone else just to mess with his mind.
The other guy hates my guts bad, turns out not only did I ruin his relationship but he was also friends with the girl that loves me. I am hoping I can hook up with him, the hatefucking will be great.

I think it's true, Misery does love company. Would absolutely do it again but in a different manner.
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>>707189111

Moi Noora
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meth
yes i would do it again
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>>707193921
Weird sex
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>>707194160
Being himself
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I once faked having cancer
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>>707189111
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>>707188645
Raped a prostitute with a friend. We took her bag too with 5500 euro. We had a fun weekend after.
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>>707194250
no moi :)
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>>707194249
That's gay
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>>707189249
You can't od on acid. It plateaus. Psychological damage is nearly always a result of repressed damage already there. It makes you acknowledge the damage.
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Going to second base with a fat, ugly chick on new years.
> would I do it again?
Fuck no
The second thing is Cuddling and hitting on the sister of my homie. Kind of fucked, bro (technically still happening)
> would I keep doing it?
Yeah
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>>707194675
this
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>>707194478
Rude
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>>707194528

Julmaa. Kourasi rinnasta aika todellisesti :D
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>>707193640
Hillary?
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Probably caused brain damage to another kid at my age when I was 12, we were fighting and I repeatedly hit his head with a sharp rock.

If I could walk off clean without any charges I'd do it again.
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>>707194828
Not really prostitutes are fuck toys. And I can't let someone walk away with 5500 cash.
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>>707193992
pics or didnt happen
lets see her pussy
cover her face if you want
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>>707194675
Yes you can it's called serotonin overdose
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>>707188645
cheated on my gf a dozen times with at least three different women
probably not by sex was so cash
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>>707194478
Green text
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>>707195019
GREEN TEXT IT
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>>707189111
Post some of the exchanges, hell. Make a thread of your own. I'm very interested.
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>>707194478
Green text my nigger
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>>707194478
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>>707195308
Greentext!
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>>707194637
No shit! I don't even like guys, I think I was doing it for attention or something.
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I tried to break up a couple (my best friends).
Actually they had a shitty relationship which set her up for failure in the future. I'd do it smarter next time.
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>>707194478
Was it condoms or did you cum inside her? How old was she?
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>>707195476
just one becuz i m lazy

>at a wedding i was +1 for a friend
>meet another woman
>fight for her with a bald english guy
>take her back to my room
>benis in vajeen
>put a finger up her ass
>turns out she loves it
>nervously put my dick in it (my first anal, gf never lets me)

we fucked several times
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I plotted to poison my roommate to make him change his mind about moving out. I chickened out the last minute thou, but still stole his blankets and gave it to the dog.
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>>707191837
Leo?
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>>707195930
lolwut
i m guessing your roomate didnt want to continue living with a homicidal maniac?
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>>707193858
lol you live in Cali?
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Had a house party in high school. My best female friend got UBER wasted and passed out in one of the guest bedrooms. After everyone else was asleep i went in to the room fully intending to rape her. Got her panties off and started to taste her cunt, and realized she was a Virgin despite her big talk. She obviously would have realized if i fucked her, but i spent 20 minutes eating her cunt and ass and then put my load down her passed out throat.
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I never called or wrote a bunch of girls back when I was younger.
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>>707196378
yes!
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>>707188645
>I got in a fight with neighbor girl
>went on facebook and downloaded a photo of her eating a hotdog
>photo shopped nigger dicks into it
>she has "girls night out" every 3rd Saturday
>I spread rumors she was having nigger gangbang on those nights
>got a visa gift card put $50 on it
>put it in her name
>booked a shitty hotel for her girls night out in her name with visa card
>sent crappy small photoshop of her sucking niggers to her husbands phone saying how good his wife sucks dick
>then sent text with hotel address and number to him
>he called hotel and confirmed her reservtion

>they are no longer married
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>>707188645
Fucked a girl that was married then later the same night fucked a girl that had bf.
Then when i got home i fucked my gf
I dont regret shit
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Became emotionally detached from everyone and everything after i took my now ex's problems as my own as well as my problems on top of it all.
When it all came crashing down, i was going to be kicked out of collage, my Girl came up to me whilst i was at work experience during my lunch break and asked if we should break up. Instead of rising up and being an Alpha i just kept quiet and sunk inside myself like the BetaFag i was.
I pretty much lead my Girlfriend on for months with all the neglect and caused my parents to become hyper sensative and keep asking if im feeling alright and implying that i shouldn't kill myself.

shittiest thing otherwise is lie about being friends with most the people i know even though i hate all of them.
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>>707195930
That's your concience. Your conscience is an idiot, don't do what it says.
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>>707193640
Top kek
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Yesterday someone postet a Picture of a Bloody Scratched Girl Body like this on top. Help me to find it !
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>>707196386
You dun a little raping in your day friendo
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>>707196456
lol I know a chick with that dumb name Fatima haha
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Melted through the roof of my ex wife's car with thermite. Shit went straight through. They tried to take me to court, but she'd been with like 3 or 4 other crazy guys after me, so they couldn't prove shit.

>would probably do again
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I manipulate constantly to get laid. It's easy. I'm going right now to see a girl who wants to fuck me over because I embody all of her fantasy(this is false but I convinced her).
The worst part is that I dont know why I do these things. I dont like sex. I want someone who I can't break to love me as I am
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Raped and held a woman underwater until she went unconscious and stopped struggling. She's fine today.

Conned my old landlord, some old woman out of $1,000 for a job I could've done for $50.

Sold religious objects for $20 a pop and it was just shit I found at my old place.

Raped a drunk girl behind the bar and tore her expensive dress.

Fucked my friend's wife while he was at work and I was visiting.

Idk, I could write a book of things I've done and I'd to them all over again. I don't care and I don't feel sympathy for people.
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>>707190057
That's pretty bad
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>>707196733
Wow, you are a huge faggot.
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>>707196746
That's called a sociopath and usually ends up creating corporate executive businessmen or serial killers. So either way, you'll either make the news or become rich.
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I fucked a girl last night while her bf was next room over. I think he wasn't really upset he just wanted to be in on it but I feel bad
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>>707196746
>conned my old landlord
>sold religious objects
Teach me your ways psychopath anon.
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>>707196733
If you have the ability to manipulate girls into having sex with you, then it shouldn't take too much extra effort (if any) to convince them to like the real you. It's like calling a small house 'cozy' or whatever.
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>>707188645
I never seed torrents

I'll do it again and you can't stop me
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>>707190057
Smart thinking tbh
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>>707190697
do it fgt
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>>707196386
Did she ever suspect anything?
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>>707197023
I don't want to convinced someone to see me and accept me. That will do nothing, it would be the same
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>>707188645
I once came on my gf sisters ass when she slept over one time on the couch. She was pretty drunk and my gf was puking in the bathroom upstairs. Turns out she wasn't really asleep and told my gf the next morning what I had done. By the end of the week everyone was calling me a rapist.
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>>707196746
jesus christ you're a real piece of shit
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>>707197174
Showing yourself in the best light is just what people do. The people who don't are just depressed cunts who nobody likes.
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>>707189759 >>707189819 >>707189881
>I had sex with two dogs for money

two different times. $100 for one (just give oral) and $180 for the other. No, not fem.
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>>707197176
So you got what you deserved.
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>>707196733
kek'd at the pic, don't believe you tho.
sounds too retarded/edgy teenager, I used to be like that when I was a virgin.
takes one to know one
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>>707196579
Step up nigga
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>>707196524
Kek
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I've jerked to some questionable porn, which I'll never do again. It's psychologically messed with me due to the guilt, so I now self identify as pansexual to try and forgive my past self. It's taken a lot of psychological effort to get over my faults..
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>>707190057

shitty yes, but still the right move.
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>>707197361
Huh, it doesn't seem like enough money. Are you american?
Did it feel good?
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>>707188645
Literally the shittiest thing I've ever done is take a fat fucking shit
And yes, I will do it again
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>>707195402
doit
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Fell in love with her.
Never again.
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>>707188645
I came into this thread
yes I can do it again
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>>707188906
need greentext on this
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>>707192092
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>>707196746

I've done worse things with just my dick bruh.
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>>707190697
Don't bother with it. My girlfriend is in the hospital after an overdose on over 100+ pills for bipolar, depression, aniexty and whatever else she had at home. You'll live and it isn't worth it. Either buy a gun or just hang yourself.
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>>707188906
Nigga you never stick your dick in crazy
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>Start talking to random femanon in a rate face thread
>She's into it
>Me talking about ejaculating to her
>She asks for snaps
>Give, she adds
>She has bf
>Sends me nudes
>Have gf

Am okay with it tho.
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>go to party junior year of high school
>want to be "cool" so I drink 5 shots in about as many seconds
>instantly feel sick
>go to restroom to throw up
>pressure from stomach makes me realize I have to shit
>it's diarrhea, I can just tell
>get in bathtub
>vomit in one end while spewing diarrhea on the other
>clean myself up with towels
>climb out window and come back in through front door
>hear screaming about a minute later when someone else went to restroom
>they never knew it was me

would do it again considering I didn't have a choice, when you've gotta vomit and you have to shit at the same time, there isn't a lot you can do
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>>707188906
this+crazy was a lesbian

lunatic cunts
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>>707197413
WhT was it
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>>707194213
Slut
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>>707197925
Man...
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I got caught by the parents when I was 11 on top of my 6 year old sister.

We're super close and always have been, I'm so afraid she remembers that but it's never once come up in conversation.
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>>707197393
I summarized. It's more complicated. It used to be that way years ago.
I'm the you who didn't know how to grow
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>>707198644

You know what you need to do right?
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>>707188645
Deprived myself of pleasure and things I wanted or wanted to do for the sake of how certain of my friends and family felt or thought about my choice.

It seemed like the right thing to do, but a lot of times it wasn't. Now I feel a lot of undue resentment towards some of them and more importantly, to myself.

If I can help it I'll never sacrifice my happiness for anyone ever again.
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Posting a comment on 4Chan. I am doing it again right now.
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>>707194458
>>707194458
emily?
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>>707188645
take a shit ,and I have no choice
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I once walked across the street without going to a crosswalk. It still haunts me to this day
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>>707188906
>bi-polar gf
>you can fuck me without condom anon
>red flag

never even try to date crazy, not worthy
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>>707188645
I keep saying my depressed gf i'm not gonna leave her while actually looking for someone else
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>>707199716
You Absolute Madman!
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>>707197041
this is why it takes longer and longer for your downloads to complete you FUCKING ASSHOLE
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>>707194249
Stevie?
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>>707188645

Just last night I flipped the fuck out while drunk as fuck off party liquor. Entire neighborhood heard me, cops were called, almost got a domestic disturbance.

While it's far from the dumbest thing I've ever done it is horrible that in one night I made my neighbors hate me, lost my gf, and my daughter can't go play with the kids in the area (she wasn't home for the incident though)

Would I do if again? Drinking party liquor right now trying to deal with the hangover. Probably going to get rowdy here in 20 minutes.
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>>707188645
became an alcoholic

3 times to detox

3 times relapsed

absolutely would not recommend
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>>707194249
>all of my uncertainty
do you have both male and female genitalia? or are you a just a giant walking pleasure receptor, taking sexual pleasure from all comers?
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>>707200884
This shit happened to me once, only at a bar. Basically same run down, friends are gone, girlfriend left, and the friends I do have rarely invite me out anymore.

I get it was unseemly, what I don't get it how some people can do that on a regular and nothing ultimately changes for them, maybe it's just more gradual.
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>>707197464

needed the cash to buy dope
not the worst thing i've done for dope
100 bucks gets me through most of the day before i get sick again and have to start process all over again
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I had sex with a married women over a 7 month affair. Actually befriended her husband just so I had more chances to fuck her.

If I could go back in time I'd do it again but I wouldn't go through the stress of it in the future.
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>>707194471
underrated post
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>>707199446
lmao
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I listened to /k/ and bought a Mosin. I should have saved for an AR.

#JustAmericanProblems
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>>707188645
I used voice altering software to piss off people in multiplayer games. Started off as a high voiced preteen annoying then switched to a female

Got lots of dirty messages and friend requests, accepted some beta boys friend request and we chatted and gamed for months while I sent him pics of a school friend. Then Skyrim had just been released and he gifted it to me for a pussy shot so I sent him a dick pic. Keks were had
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>>707189111
doing the same right now
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i let one of my dogs lick my pussy when i was really horny
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>>707190697

What a gay way to go.
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>>707203307
On kik?
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i ripped up this fags book in the 4th grade and brought it to his class later saying that i found it and it had his name in it. It was a library book so he had to pay for it. I dont know why i did it but i know he had an afro
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>>707194478
Some chick in this thread kissed her boyfriend's friend or something.
>Slut
Guy rapes a prostitute and steals her money.
>Greentext pls
>Niceeee
Keep it classy, fourchin.
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>>707202018
i did the same. except didnt befriend her husband. i would fuck her everytime he was out or away at work. sex was best i ever had with her. thought it was ok as she said she was getting a divorce. turns out it was all bullshit and that it was to ensure that we hooked up. said she wanted us to be together instead. lucky i said no as it was obvious she would cheat on me if we did. id do it again though. but just for the sex and no bullshit fake promises etc.
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>>707193640
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>>707203724
no, facebook
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>>707188906
This
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>>707202598
Betas like that deserve to get conned
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>>707196524
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>>707202018
Did this with a girl, her bf was a good friend of mine, she seduced me, hard.

The sex was out fucking standing, she was a goth chick with bleach blonde hair and loved to fuck. When my buddy would go to the bathroom or upstairs she would unzip my pants faster than Houdini AMD blow me for like 30 seconds before he came back. Or I'd lift up her shirt and suck her tits while she jerked me.

Fucking so fun but would I do it again, probably not, the stress of constantly hiding it and having to really sell it to my buddy that she was a bitch took effort.

>bonus
She was on the shot so i dumped my load into her cunt constantly
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>>707203472
Pics of said pussy, just the pussy, nothing else

I want you to feel ashamed that we're all seeing the box that a dogs tongue licked
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>>707203472
tell the story
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>>707203472
Kik?
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>>707204172
lol totally he was like "We're a couple now right?" and put it in his Steam profile kek
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>>707197176
Did your gf stay with you? How'd she react?
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Helped a relative steal 35+ billion dollars from the country he was running.
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Stuck dick in crazy and here's what happened
>community college because
>meet nice girl through mutual friend
>start dating
>play video games and watch animus together
>pretty chill
>sex and other nice shit happens
>one day ask her to join me as I take my cousins through their first con
>she says no
>couple days later she came after me, wanting to elope in front of cosplayers and furries.
>naturally said no because I love my family and am not about to leave them out of my own wedding
>she attacks me about the con
>I attack back because she's insulting my family and me. As well as lying
>realize how bat shit she is
>dump her ass so fast
>couple months later we hate fuck
>never talked to each other since
Also fuck the 2mb limit
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>>707204780
Fucking Kek
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>Ruined some pussys car with a brick
>stole money from parents, got caught
>stole 5 bucks from a friend

>>707201172
the thought of that makes me lol
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>>707205112
Oh I'm sorry they're trying to keep 4chan alive
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>>707189249
it is possible to overdose. it makes you fucking retarded if you OD. takes a lot to get back to normal.
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Did this Friday. Hopefully won't do it again.
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>>707189249
How is that possible? I've taken 10 hits at once. Didn't od. Just tripped for 3 days nonstop.
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>>707204644
>be laying in bed watching tv
>kinda horny but vibe is far
>dog keeps sniffing around puss
>slide finger along pussy to get moisture
>let dog lick pussy juices off finger, seems to like it
>take off pants
>let dog find my pussy on own
>leps at a little from the side, can tell she likes
>spread legs and plop her between them
>let her lick
>she moves away
>put her back, spread lips so clit is exposed
>"hey femanon, is the little one with you"
>"aahhemuum yes"
>fuckit
>lay there until i cum, have to stuff my face in a pillow,
>tfw i will probbably do it again cause that was the best pussy licking i ever had

>>707204487
as much as i'd love this, i'm at a work comp so i can't ;c
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>>707205289
>Implying the fuckstick doesn't have money to spend on 4chan
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>>707188645
Fell in love with a girl. I still feel like shit for it, or more specifically for fucking up and causing her to not love me anymore. I can't even say that I love anyone anymore. I'm too terrified of ruining another relationship so I just don't tell anyone that I love them even when I do.
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>>707205572
damn. dirty bitch. I like this and id enojy watching it. use your phone then
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>>707196746

moar
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>>707205572
drop your kik here and show us after work
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I stole pain medication from my grandma to get high while she had cancer
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well, i was really horrible once, not on /b/-scale horrible though
>be me, 16
>breaking up with my gf after 2 years
>we dont see each other for a few months
>sending me some texts after a few months like 'i miss you anon'
>talking about sex a bit
>she wants to meet me
>i told her i wont pick her up (i always did that, for 2 years)
>came to our house by bike
>had sex like 3 times that afternoon, that never happened before
>she wants to leave
>i give a kiss on her cheek and say 'i am sure you'll find your way out'
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>>707198322
Dont assume his gender
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Im a monster. I don't want to be, but I can't help myself. I've raped, tortured and beaten women. I've had them fuck their fathers and brothers, made them fuck dogs, etc. I even made a mother blow her own son. I'm a manipulative person. I don't want to be, but I can't help myself. I just want to be a normal person.
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>>707194249
That's gross, faggot
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ive been stealing money from my grandparents for months. probably over $1000 worth
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Guys what's the premium porn sharing account website?
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>>707205572

love to see a video of this
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>>707200414
Nobody gives a mother-fuck you garbage piece of shit. KYS!
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>>707206272
do tell more
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>>707194267
same
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>>707203875
go back to tumblr fag
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>>707196524
>reddit copypasta
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>>707194478
That's some GTA 5 shit right there anon. Keepin in reeeeeel
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>>707196746
I sincerely hope that somebody tortures you some day.
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Told a guy to gtfo of his house I was taking his home and wife and everything he owned. I expected that big old redneck to shoot me. Instead he shook my hand and left in peace.
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>>707188645
Where do i begin..
> Secretly Recorded myself banging the girl from my bank on her lunch break a couple months before my wedding, wife found video on my computer shortly after.

> Talked female friend into letting her brothers dog lick her pussy and jack his dick and send me a video of it.

> Fucked my best friend's wife behind his back, got caught, convinced him not to tell my wife.

> have gotten numerous girls pregnant and disappeared from them, I know of two kids that are mine I see on Facebook, look just like me, kind of sad, I kind of regret this one.

> Anytime I'm at someone's house to visit friend's , parties, work get togethers, I snoop through their bedroom and jack off a load on their vibrators, if I can't find one I'll settle for a bottle of conditioner in their shower.

I could go on for hours, can't remember a lot of shit too. I would do it all again,no regrets.
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>Got addicted to adderall and accidentally got a girls nudes sent around school
>Ruined everything for about a year and girls still don't trust me
Would do again
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>>707205850
>>707205939
Im not gonna leave my kik im not that dumb.

I thought about taking pics or recording but if my bf found them idk i dont think he'd understand lol
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>>707206831
Do you work at walmart? Lol
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>>707206831
nice, got any pics of your asshole? id like to give that a good licking too
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>>What's the shittiest thing you've done?
Fucked my ex's little sister, repeatedly

>>Would you do it again?
Not now, she's proper whale
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bought a Ford, would not do again
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My mom threw a family party, a couple of my cousins tagged along. When I was alone with my cousin that I liked I convinced her to get naked by telling how good sitting on our recliner feels (it was made of leather so it was cold). Eventually it escalated and we started kissing eachothers lips/genitalia etc. My mom came in and saw us naked. I was 6, she was 4. One of the worst days of my life.
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>>707196579
nigga why do you hate your "friends"
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Be alive. 0/10 would not do again
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>>707206751

> get women pregnant, then just disappear

this is my fantasy
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>>707206398
I have this woman right now. She's a sex slave. I've made her get piercings and tattoos. Her tattoos say slut and slave. I've branded her and convinced that she loves me. I'm getting her addicted to heroin this Thursday. She's says she's never felt so blissful and so terrified of anyone.
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>>707207263

Should be one of the proudest days of your life nigga. Game on.
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>>707207357
got pics of said slave?
made her fuck Family and k9s ?
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>>707202598
high-tier trolling N' funny
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>>707206751
>banging a girl from the bank

I've always wanted to do this, tell me how that happened
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>>707207170
lmao no can i ask why you;d think that??

>>707207214
none that wouldn't possibly give away my identity.

>>707207357
do you look for girls who are weak and completely break them or like how do you find a girl worth breaking? //a girl who will break? can you tell or is there some trial and error type dating?
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>>707197611
desert willow diamond backs.
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>>707207357
Make the bitch do a camshow for us
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Personally responsible for assassinating a prominent U.S. politician in the 90's. Living in Australia now thanks to benefactors. His son was my son's friend. I contemplate suicide every day looking back at my life, the only thing that keeps me going is taking care of the mouths I feed.
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>>707205452
what did you do?
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>>707196601
>>>707195930
>That's your concience. Your conscience is an idiot, don't do what it says.
You're an idiot
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Banged a 15 yo when I was 22
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>>707207170
Your vag looks exactly like a someone's I know kek.
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>>707207684
Looks like a vag of someone I know.
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>>707206831
nice got more?
would you let a dog Mount you. ?
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>>707205808
I feel the same anon.
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>>707200884
u remind me of my dad and for that i genuinely hate u. come fight me faggot
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>>707199446
cx
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>>707189941

lol; sounds familiar.
can't put my finger on it...
kinda like, the naked female and police officer i witnessed entering the cemetery at midnight.

> still waiting for explanations =]
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>>707206751
Julian?
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Heroin...and meth
Been in and out of rehab many times cuz of it. If I could go back...I would do it again. Only thing that makes this shitty existence enjoyable.
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>>707207636
Thought she was hot so I always flirted, one day she mentioned she was about to take her lunch break and couldn't wait because she's had a bad morning I gave her some lame line like maybe I could help her they get better I can't remember the exact words, she said she would like that, gave her my number and told her to text me when she got out, ran home and set up the camera I'm a computer desk and hid it behind some shit, my wife made me delete it but I still have a copy encrypted on my computer and still beat off to it once in a while even though it was like 10 years ago
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>>707188645
Voted for Merkel 8 years ago
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>>707192251
lol
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>>707207684
fuck, so nothing else you can share? you into anything else kinky?
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I'm going through my fap folder of my daughter so I don't even know where to start.
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>>707205574
Stfu idiot
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>>707208449

worst thing of the thread.
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>>707203875
Fresh off the boat from reddit kid?
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>>707207329
Because most of them just sit and whine all day and i just listen to it and give the odd bit of advice.
I just use most of them as someone to talk to otherwise i would be completely alone agian.
One for example is a 16 year old blond kid who i think is trying to go for an emo look and he just sits there being all supreme gentlemen talking about he is rejected all the time and how anyone he is with has mental disorders and they dump him. and when he aint doing that he is being edgy af talking about sand niggers raping his women and him blowing up his collage and shit. he does other shit to.
And that is just one of them.
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>>707208449
worst thing itt
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>>707190057
Kek
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>>707206673
yeah I totally believe you man
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>>707194267
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>>707193640
That sounds interesting, could we continue this converstation?
Can i write you an email?
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>>707207957
>>707207901
lol u guys are fuckin the same bitches

>>707207966
like sitting here not horny minded - no fucking way

get my pussy wet and then maybe i'd be desperate enough to.

>>707208499
yes, i'm into a decent amount of kink lol but ya i know people who lurk 4chan and i really don't want people knowing i let my dog eat me out.
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fucked my friend girlfriend for solid 8-9 months
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>>707193571
>freeze
>snip
>snip
Catch what I'm laying down Tonto?
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chocked my girlfriend out that i love when i was blacked out drunk :(
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>>707208658
he sounds like a cunt you should probably just stop talkning to him
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>>707188645
Fucked my passed out girlfriend in the ass, then went on the PC for a couple of hours, she shit herself and vomited in the bed. I woke her up, demanded she get dressed and threw her out in the middle of the night, shouting at her that we're over, that she's a disgrace and that she needs to get her life together, I haven't heard from her in weeks.
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>>707197611

> lol
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>>707206673
rofl good job u now own a home and a ugly woman
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>>707207708
any of these?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Smith_Vance
- Ed King
Tommy Burks
Vickie Bunnell
Derwin Brown
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>>707207684

I've gotten so good at it, I can do it with pretty much anyone. I'm not perfect at it, but, I'm close enough. I struggle with myself every day, between my morals and this twisted monster inside of me.

I've done this to 14 women.
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>>707206362
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>>707208818
does it bother you knowing that i'm stroking my dick thinking about licking your pussy and asshole
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>>707209217
Literally what?
You get girls addicted to heroine?
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>>707209217
i don't know why but i find this really hot. i don't know if i'd ever actually want a guy to do this to me but the idea of being broken down and used turns me the fuck on.

maybe you're making some girls wet dreams come true, hope that helps u sleep at night

>>707209470
not at all. i love knowing guys are jacking off to me.
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>>707209217
what steps do you take?
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>>707209548

I get this feeling of euphoria when I ruin their lives. To see how far I can make them go. It's something I've tried very hard to change, but I can't stop.
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>>707209060
I feel like i would've done along time ago but i get overwhelmed with guilt and shit just thinking of telling him to fuck off, same goes for a few other "friends". pretty dumb right.
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>>707208818
you can add my Kik Baunspieler :)
Tell me more about your kinks.

ever considered having him Mount you?
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>>707208525
Elaborate
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>>707207695
I want some diamond back willow for my construction of my new house but I need nearly 200 feet of them
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>>707209217
cant blame you tbh
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>>707201774
How much is dope where you are? It's $40 a bag here
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>>707209217
ur beyond fucked up u freaky fag
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>>707209774
How old are you?
Do you have a type of woman?
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>>707188645
Stole a little money from family whilst in high school 12 years ago. Still regret it and feel like a piec of shit sometimes because I got caught and realized how fucking stupid I was.

Cheated on gf of 3 years multiple times with different chicks while in college. No regrets there. My gf (now ex) was bat shit crazy.
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>>707209672

It takes time, you have to observe and talk to them a little bit. After a while you start to see their mental issues. Then you begin to bring them up and right after you praise them. The trick is to make them feel terrible.

Like, with the slave I have now, I let her know that she as a woman is a stupid and worthless cunt. After I break her down, I'm kind to her and every time she does something awful, I treat her well.

Sorry this is so shit. I'm on my phone.
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>>707209906
What. I have creepshots and cock tributes and cumshops and all of those autistic deviant things, but they're all of my daughter.
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tortured animals as a child. Don't really know why, but it really made me feel good/thrilled/powerfull yet it was a really shitty thing to do. I remember the weird way a rake 'snaps' into a body as soon as you are through the skin. Getting through the skin was the hard part.

Never did it in adult life though, never admitted to anyone too
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>>707210049

Between the ages of 25 and 30. My type of woman is the one I think looks best crying.
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Worst thing ever?

Hated a guy so much I planted cocaine in his car befre he crossed the border.

Car was seized and he was b& from travel to the US for 10 years.

He was a real estate agent who fucked me over on a debt of $450. I got immense satisfaction reading about it in the paper.
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>>707210267
>type
Great type
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>>707197176
AHAHAHAHH
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>>707210013

I don't want to be this way. I just can't help myself. I've gone through therapy for years and nothing helps me. I'm really an awful person. But, I can't stop myself.
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>>707210267
Does anyone else know or have a inclination as to what you do? Family, friends?
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>>707210407

My current girlfriend. She knows I'm a monster, but I love her. It's killed my sex drive towards her, because I can only get off through pain and violence, but I can't do that to her. I love her so much.
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>>707197925
Sister's friend told a similar story...

Said she went to a party, got shitty drunk, went to the bathroom and had some thing about pissing in people's toilets (germophobe).

So she gets in the shower, takes a piss, when climbing out, slips, and grabs the shower curtain, rips down the rod, and kicks the toilet and cracked the bowl of the toilet. Water everywhere, toilet's destroyed, shower destroyed.

So she climbed out the window and just left the party with the door to the bathroom locked and never went back.
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>>707191837
Mvr. AC VBS?
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>>707195128
Fag. Acid isn't mdma
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>>707209774
>This feeling of
>EUPHORIA
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set my doge on fire cause I got sick of it begging for attention
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>>707210553
Your girlfriend knows what you do to these women?
And stands by and stays in a relationship with you?
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>>707197925
>I didn't have a choice
You fuckin monster. You could have just shit in the toilet and thrown up on the floor you retard. No one cares about sick on the floor at a party and you could have just cleaned it up later anyway
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>>707188906
Quitter!
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>>707210696

I laughed at that. I'm not trying to be edgy, trust me. I want this to stop more than anything.
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>>707210737

That's correct. We don't talk about it though.
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>>707196746
>That edge

Just do everyone a favor and jump in front of the semi going down the highway
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>>707210789
then just stop, if you can't get off to anything else, don't get off
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Catfished a girl for many many years being her "daddy" on Skype. She literally did anything I asked including regularly fucking her dog.
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>>707210789
How do I know you're not making any of this up? Got any pictures?
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>>707209856
its just a fixed little chihuahua.

i feel like if i had a male dog that wasn't fixed i probably would have let it fuck me,

i'd feel disgusting as fuck about it and never tell anyone but ya i probably would have
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>>707211014
pic
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>>707209170
Actually I waited until he got a gf and was happy with her. Then I left that crazy bitch alone. I got a better woman and married her. Crazy bitch still begs me to come back. Not going to happen. Picture related.
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>>707210553
I'm like you. I get boners when my girlfriend cries, and cum waayy faster if I think about choking her/beating her while fucking her. Only did what you did to women and to a lesser degree when I was younger, but I seeked out vulnerable women, gained their trust just to get to know her insecurity and rek her with it. Stopped when I got to know my gf though
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