ITT: we poorly describe videogames and other anons guess it.
>e3 shows toptier graphics
>total failure on release
>supposed to be next gen
>shitty story
>>707185912
Watch_Dogs?
>>707185998
Correcto
>>707185912
Every game in the past 5 years?
>learn random words
>residents think your god
>slay dragons
>no sup
>no tank
>hardcore kirby
>red goo
noone got this last thread
>>707185912
Fucking every game released after 2012?
>be dude
>have dudebros
>kill aliens that aren't actually aliens cuz you're the alien
>dudebro dies
>kill moar notreallyaliens
>save planet
>jk
>dudebros bro dies
>rinse and repeat
>>707186119
damn i was gonna say the exact same thing
>overrated franchise
>includes remake if you pre order the most expensive editon
>>707186280
CoD
>>707186232
super meat boy
>>707186232
Give a hint then
>>707186173
skrim :U
>where the fuck did you come from bro?
>idk
>hit lots of boxes
>ayylmaos and shit stealin yo planets
>>707186373
Correcto
>>707186173
Skyrim
>>707186175
Overwatch, but also every moba ever
>>707186386
Crash?
>half of story shown in trailers
>no real ending
>unfinished
>man is actually not the man he thought he was but used to be other man
>half of story is boring audio
>best gameplay of the franchise
>>707186173
skyrim,
ez
>not really a game
>have to draw your own game
>developers accidently killed their own franchise because of this game
>>707186592
Mgs 5
>>707186592
MGS 5
>>707186280
CoD the new, fucking 4got the name cuz it bombed and no one cared.
>>707186592
I've got no clue, but I am going to go on a limb and say an Assassins Creed game?
>>707186703
Correct.
>free 2play
>NOT third person
>Can't find a support
>>707186529
no.
>>707185912
Every game in the last five years?
>>707186119
god fucking dammit
>>707186792
Dota
>>707186792
90% of free to play fps games
>>707186335
you kill shitloads of people
>protagonist isn't who you think he is
>protagonist doesn't speak
>ashamed of my words and deeds
>>707186592
Oh, nm. They say MGS % whatever that is.
>>707186250
Gears of War is the answer.
>>707186891
Hatred
>>707186907
KotOR
> 3 monsters, 4 hunters. 100 dollars of
> dlc that was just skins.
>Old dude tells you the other people did it
>Turns out he actually did it.
>>707187012
Heavy Rain
>Wasteland
>V8 is best M8
>>707187006
Evolve
>>707186962
>hardcore kirby
>hatred
>W<
>A<
>T<
>>707186839
yupppp
>>707186703
>tfw when you like dynamically created missions based around the same superstructure changed slightly every time
>Warframe, the new COD, Destiny, Fallout, Pokemon
And now i'm realizing anything with a lazily written (read Goosebumps the video game plotline) story falls into this category
>"that big ass dragon would make a nice hat"
>kill 30 of 'em
OK anons ima hit you hard now
>Sean murray lied about it
any guesses
>Ninjas
>Memes
>Giant robots
>Boss is FUCKING INVINCIBLE!
>>707186636
Hint:
>community is cancer and create impossible levels
>>707187270
no man's lie
>>707186636
>>707187300
Mario Maker
>>707186386
Ratchet & Clank?
>>707186636
>>707187300
Super Mario Maker
>>707187369
Correct
>>707187300
SUPER MEAT BOY
>cowboy goes pew pew everywhere, everytime
>beat the boss,become a duck
nobody got this last bread:
>party a lot
>people and also not-people
>club owner is batshit crazy
>so much style
>fuck hospitals this aint silent hill
hints:
>mild horror for your family entertainment
>tv talks back
>SO MUCH STYLE
>>707187061
Hint
>only cares about car
>road rages everywherr
>>707186331
nope
>>707187485
Gta online?
>>707187485
FIFA 17
>>707187560
Mad Max ?
>>707187061
Mad Max
>>707186636
Drawn to life?
>>707187560
mild mike
>>707187061
Mad max
>>707187622
Correct
cat = silencer
>Hey remember that guy who killed all those guys? Lets be like him!
>I wanna write a book about that guy
>Lets make a movie about that guy
>Man fuck that guy, I know a better guy
>>707187716
POSTAL
>>707187716
Postal
>>707187755
Saints row?
>Summer camp
>Protagonist is scared of water
>Get in people's brains
>sneak past retarded guards
>everything is fake
>>707188024
Eternal summer?
>advertisement: total destruction
>only 1 building can collapse
>>707188026
Assassins Creed?
>>707188024
Psychonauts
>circle street, home, atleast it was before i dun goofed
>>707188080
Nope
>>707186891
Since you said Kirby, do you eat these people?
>>707188111
Correct
Nice trips
>>707188096
i remember the trailer...
the one where they recreate half 9/11 to assassinate the one fuccboi
>>707188150
GTA SA
>spacesim
>not a failure
>newfags get ganked
>runs stable
>>707188205
not exactly eating
more... absorbing
>>707188263
KSP
>>707188316
No but good try
>>707188217
Thx
>>707185998
>>707186048
Dunno what u are playing on but it looks good on my PC, also I enjoyed the game, played it throu in a week like 10h a day.
>>707187485
Devil May Cry
>cool guy is replaced by another guy in the game
>drowning
>reported fking noob
>report my team pls
>im afk report jungle no gank pls
>zelda clone
>play as a god
>interact with the world by drawing and making things
>comfy aesthetics
>pick weapon
>kill monsters
>Oh Shit holy Fuck I died
>fucking g rank
>git gud
>playing with friends is so much fun
>>707188096
battlefield
>>707188468
Metal Gear Solid 2
>>707188104
Close but no cigar
>>707185912
that was a good game. you played it on a potato and youre a spoiled brat.
>>707187256
Monster Hunter
>>707188596
correct
>>707187273
I wanna be the boshy?
>>707188564
Dark souls
>>707185912
>Be me
>was adopted for a bit
>but adopto momma die
>turns out I'm a god or some shit like that?
>fuck, this forest is big
>>707187273
duurk skoals
>>707187485
more hints:
>2004
>blood
>>707188564
Monster Hunter
>>707188263
Elite
>>707188702
ori and the blind forest
>>707188743
My nigga
>>707188734
Indeed
>>707187485
Devil may cry. The recent one?
>insert game media in console
>stuff
>>707185912
>Be blue guy with sword and gun
>has heart problems and coughs up blood all the time
>A E S T H E T I C
>>707187485
Cathrine?
>>707188531
okami
>>707187485
VtM:Bloodlines
>>707185912
Every game since the new consoles were rumoured
Here's one
>you play as god
>you control the orders of individual NPCs
>each NPC has thoughts, feelings and relationships
>you build a colony as part of one of a few civilisations
>civilisations have history, factions and armies
>the game is not hard if you know what you're doing
>you will always fail regardless
>>707188549
Pokemon Blue
>>707188765
>correctomundo
Have a skillet
>Dad orders your bros to throw you into lake to spend eternity there
>wake up hungry skeleton
>eat souls, get a lightsaber, time travel and get revenge on your bros
>>707188888
fag
>>707188888
Correct! NICE QUINTS
>protect magic sword
>"dont use it or you die"
>slaughter millions with it
>become angel
>>707185912
is it pepsi man?
>>707185912
>Plane crashes
>Goes to the bottom of the sea
>Stick needle of red goo into your arm
>Shoot fire at people
>>707188888
Chek'd
>>707189004
Legacy of Cain, soul reaver
>>707189042
ikr
>>707188272
Oh is it INSIDE?
>>707188272
Prototype?
>>707188888
Fuckin checked.
Also that game was great.
>>707188918
Rimworld
>>707189072
Bioshock
>>707188918
Idk but sounds fun
Can you build National Socialist Germany?
>>707186636
Minecraft
>>707185912
>Fucking weird soda
>Oh shit exploding teddy bears.
>>707189177
Correct
>>707189132
yesssssssssssssssss
Talking bird.
Talking bear.
Bird turns into a dragon during sequel.
Bird dragon defeats old fat witches.
>>707185912
>be engie in space
>shenanigans ensue
>>707187485
Vampire Bloodlines: the Masquerade?
>>707189072
System Shock but underwater and in the 70s.
I think it was called biowareshock.
>>707189228
Banjo Kazooie
>portal aesthetics
>not portal
>not even valve
>>707189217
sunset overdrive. Reminds me, I have to finish that game
>chosen one
>secretly a furry
>you have a short, thicc companion
>work for temp agency
>leaky pipe at West 15th street? I'll be right there
>kill everyone in the building
>stop for a snack on the way home
>>707189072
Bionic Shock
>>707187755
Hotline Miami 2
>>707189328
hotline miami
Girl goes through holes to get to another woman who is a robot
>>707189287
Q.U.B.E.
>>707189311
Yessums
And you should, the ending is pretty nice.
>you go to a new place
>unintentionally adopt a baby
>give the baby away
>years later baby is older
>saves you from the mother
>>707189065
Hint
>be feminine
>can use sword for strong or ranged attacks
>>707189381
people actually know that game
i'm amazed
>>707188026
Thief?
>Be kid
>Meteor hits near you in middle of fuck it
>Get psychic powers.
>????
>Cross dressers and child molesters.
>>707189400
Legend of zelda?
>>707189328
Hotline Miami
>Dead
>Now not dead
>Kill ayylmaos and stuff
>grind like crazy
>have to play coop for hard bosses
>>707189375
Portal
>>707189287
mirror's edge
>>707186232
[PROTOTYPE]
>>707188913
>>707189255
correct
>T H E T H E R M A L D R I L L G U I S E
>>707189496
Correcto
>>707189434
EarthBound
>>707189318
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
>>707189394
Metroid
>run around
>blow up robots
>glitch into a softlock 30 times
>blow up a bigger robot
>50 more softlocks
>repeat for 3 stories
>>707189318
LoZ: Toilet Paper
>>707189459
Are you even trying?
>>707189434
Mother 2
or Urfbound
>>707189239
Dead Space
>>707189491
Destiny
>>707189369
Correct, here are some sexy toes for you.
>>707189552
good jaab
>>707189499
Yeah was about time for people to get it
had this one in about 15 threads without getting solved
>>707189491
Every RPG
>>707189578
Nope, just going of of being feminine and having a sword
>>707189603
yes
>>707189606
Correct, was it too easy?
>>707189491
Dark Souls
>>707189657
You are just trying to trigger people
>>707189634
Kek, it's really not an rpg.
>>707189606
is correct.
>>707186250
metro 2033
>>707189701
Grindy gave it away. And I've never even played it
>Character's name is what you use too wash
>Last good game in its series
>furfag
>high ping
>leddit tears
>>707189491
>That wizard came from the moon
>>707189750
>>707188695
Why do people guess dark shit for everything? It's not even that good.
>>707189065
>>707189400
Last hint:
>ps3 exclusive
>not fucking zelda
>asian style
>>707187466
anyone
>>707189566
Yepperyonie. Was it the mother rhat gave it way?
>>707185912
>Be you
>Ricer car get
>Characters that send you doing a myriad of bullshit to see new people.
>Characters also have shitty character arcs, no purpose whatsoever to the story.
>The cars are nice though.
>press q every second
>click everywhere on the map
>steal teammate's kills
>map with rolling crystals and towers
also
>shitty community
>>707189239
Dead space?
>>707189903
Yep.
>>707189813
cod 4
fun shooter
nerfed shit shooter
nerfed grind
Awaiting the next one sometime this month
>>707189855
killer is dead?
>>707189868
>It's not even that good.
TRIGGERED
>>707190005
Yep
If anyone gets this I might shit my pants
> skull-face-spider time shenanigans
> giant insects
> no John you are the insects
> depressing as fuck
>>707189962
Every moba
>>707190006
Gears of war
>>707189868
>grindy if you arent gud enough
>co-op for bosses if you arent gud enough
>dead and then not dead
(Human effigies)
Dark Souls is a reaonable guess.
>pew pew pew
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>famous filmmaker just jizzed a little
>>707189813
Mw3
>>707190064
nup frenchfags make
>explosion
>suddenly superpowers
>>707190093
I would accept the following
MW1,MW2,MW3
>shoot stuff sometimes
>collect stuff the rest of te time
>why does this feel like work and not any fun?
>I guess it's pretty maybe a little
>fucking clunker ass spaceships
>>707190159
Infamous
>>707189836
anyone?
>>707190159
Infamous
I hope atleast one of you faggots gets this
>bald headed bastard at start
>customize your shit
>learn to fish, cook, attack, etc
>spawn out of a castle
>agent
>zombies
>infected
>dropkicking every fucking zombie
>gazie is fucking retarded
>>707189855
RIP Dinklebot.
Nolandroid is better but w/e
>>707190159
very famous, electric edition
>>707190191
destiny?
>>707190205
Correct
>>707190159
Infamous
>>707190191
No Man's Lie?
>>707190191
no mans sky
>>707185912
>get betrayed
>redeem yourself
>get betrayed
>redeem yourself
>>707189836
Dust an Elysian Tail?
>dancing knights
>nice zwei
>>707189155
nope
>>707189183
maybe, the game is completely moddable
>>707189836
overgrowth?
>PTSD: the game
>>707190328
dishonoured
>>707190328
>
Red dead
>>707190328
Red Dead Redemption
>>707190191
No Dudes Sky
>>707190379
Castle Crashers
>>707189898
Spirited Away on blu ray. ez
>>707190445
nope
>1st person
>Investigate murder
>Find stone
>Suddenly chosen one
>Has to save world
>But also solve murder
>>707190403
Red Orchestra and Rising Storm
>>707190460
It was Heavenly Sword. Srsly no one played that game? Not saying it was good.
>>707190403
spec ops the line?
>>707190403
Battletoads
>>707189065
Heavenly sword durrp
>I call the parrot to the stand
>Post apocalyptic city
>under water
>drug attics
>>707189570
No ones gonna try?
>Gets email from stranger
>Breaks into building
>Shit gets fucked up
>Spoopy ghost
>Massive spastic who wants to rip your head off
>Gets shot to death
>>707190550
Winner
>crowbar dude fucks shit up
>your there to stop him
>don't stop him
>get put in a helicopter flying through the either for eternity
>>707190615
Bioshock
>friendly?
>you are dead
>>707190232
Dying Light. Played it for days
>>707190485
Murdered: soul suspect
>>707190640
outlast?
>more loading screens than gameplay
>sneak sneak sneak
>stay in darkness
>ai sucked
>story doesn't make sense
>>707190670
We Happy Few?
>>707190733
Yep
>>707190659
Half Life Opposing Force. I played it as a kid and felt ripped off with that ending.
>>707190728
Nope
>>707190266
>>707190280
>>707190305
>>707190427
You're on the right track but no one got it yet.
>>707190227
fucking runescape man
>>707190670
Probs Day Z
>>707190747
nah
>Green cunt
>Travels around with a sword
>Fights monsters
>Saves princess
>>707190774
It's elite then
>>707190819
yes
>>707190794
I fucking love you. May i suck your dick?
>>707190774
Space engineers?
or Star Citizen
>>707190862
Super Mario 64
>Wake up in a grave
>You kill some schizophrenic knights,
A retarded giant, a trap-eater, two faggot brothers
>Then you kill the guy on the cover
>Three endings
>>707190765
winner winner fuck a dead chicken!!!
>>707190743
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Or some Splinter Cell game
>>707190862
TLoZ
>race people
>throw animals at them
>leave behind fruit for them
>>707190774
Starbound?
>>707185912
>very linear action
>you can have romance with everyone, male or female
>but not with dwarf, because he's your bro
>exploding tower and battle in the end
>>707190967
Mario Kart
>>707190967
Merio kart
>>707190967
Mario Kart
