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>we poorly describe games
>others guess
>first
Famous for its glitches
>>707178129
What is every Bethesda game ever created
>>707178129
Dank souls?
>>707178129
a bethesda game or ubisoft
>>707178129
Skyrim
Brother is a cockblock, better take his job.
>>707178129
Sake 3
>>707178286
Correct.
Next?
You're not you, but you were 1000years ago
>>707178129
>kill shit
>kill more shit
>build shit
>kill biggest shit
>rinse & repeat
>>707178441
Dank souls
Thread is kill
>>707178129
Sonic 2006
>>707178129
Sonic '06
>>707178403
Assassholes creed
>text to speech
>procedurally generated emptiness
>skyscraper jump
>>707178909
No man's sky
>>707179032
Infamous
>>707179094
Winrar
>>707179117
More asian
>>707179203
Mirrors edge
Hax0r in da city
>>707179242
Correct
>terrorists win
>2d goes 3d
>so indy
>where'd everyone go? bingo?
>>707178129
>>we poorly describe games
>>others guess
The one you just lost.
>WASTED
>>707179485
paper mario?
>fun and easy to pick up and play
>pros are fucking gods
>>707179485
Fez
>>707179518
Last of us?
>>707179604
rocket league
>>707179634
nope.
>>707179628
Got it
>>707178441
Minecraft
>>707179638
Nope
>>707179414
Csgo
Metroid, but not Metroid
One man
Aliums
>Gamble
>Make house
>Gamble more
>GAMBLE
>>707178441
Monster hunter
>>707179683
Hearthstone
>>707179414
Cs:Source
Disney and Square Enix create a bastard child and milk it for all its worth
>>707179723
Yepp
>running
>searching
>running
>still runnig
>dead
>reapeat
>>707179777
Kingdom hearts
>>707179767
Nope. A tip
>mostly singleplayer
>>707179777
Checked
>>707179852
dayz
>>707179852
Rust
>>707179604
Smash.... melee
>>707179777
Its supposed to say trips
>>707179917
yep
>>707179890
Tetris?
>>707179950
Nope
>Run around with a green hat
>Save some girl to get some dick
>>707179991
Fucking right
>>707180070
Leisure Suit Linky
>N64
>blow up the buildings
>so you don't blow up
>>707180119
Blast Corps
>>707179552
under rated dubs
>>707180070
What if Zelda was Gurl game?
>>707180151
Yep gj
>so
>fucking
>pretty
>;-;
>why is it so pretty?
>this game doesn't need to be pretty
>>707180169
Winrar
>teamwork blimps
Would you kindly?
>>707178909
Too easy
A bunch of 'meaningless' actions you do at the end of the game come back on you and haunt you
>Shooter
>>707180268
trine?
also if it's not, fuck you its trine
>goat mom
>>707178523
since when do you build shit in dark souls you stupid fuck
never, you can't even make weapons
>>707180268
Limbo
>>707180310
Bioshat
>>707178441
God of war
>>707179276
watchdogs
the biggest letdown in gaming history fort me
should've just bought gta...
>brother 1 has been set up
>brother 2 is trying to save brother 1
>brother 3 and sister 1 are doing fuck all
>>707180349
>>707180387
Nope. It's a game that really doesn't need to look that good, like I'd play it with cs 1.6 graphics
>>707180476
Thanks anon. I couldn't remember the name
>>707180268
Shadow of the colossus or ico?
estus that isn't estus
souls that aren't souls
>>707180476
Yep
>>707180511
Nope
Three lanes from wc3
>>707180587
lol DOTA
>You were actually the bad guy everyone was talking about but you can choose not to be
>>707180617
Paperboy
>>707180617
>>707180380
Undertale
>>707180519
For honor?
>i hope you get gunned down in the street like the degenerate you are
>You play as mario
>You need to save the princess from bowser
>>707180716
No, think more literal.
>>707180780
Call of duty
>>707180753
DUNKEY LEAGUE
>you're poor as fuck
>become pirate
>fuck shit up
>huge sexual tension with an Irish woman
>kid shows up on a boat even though you've been a pirate for like 8 years and she's barely 6
>yeah nah she's my fuckin kid
>>707180659
>>707180670
Nope.
Hint: It's an older RPG
>>707180780
Jackie Chan Stuntmaster
>>707180780
Heavy Rain?
>>707180805
Demon souls? Never played it
>>707178441
fallout 4
>>707180835
Ding ding ding
>>707180612
Nope but close another hint made by mighty morbo
Live on giants
Magic sword
MC was dead the whole time
>make some stuff
>make stuff to make stuff
>make stuff that makes stuff to make stuff
>suddenly 6 hours have gone by
>>707180780
>>707180828
>>707180872
>>707180904
Dumbasses. It's Hello Kitty Island Adventure
>>707180932
Hint, it's not a souls game
>be genetically enhanced mutant chimara
>be able to rip enemies apart with spinning action move
>follow ancient voodoo cult and use its protective power
>get super enraged when voodoo 2 hard
>your nemesis is your creator and you seek for revenge
>be super vegan and gain lifes from it
>endless dying animations
>hate crates
>achiving 100% almost impossible without guide
>URPAGA!
>game is for children
>TF2 without hats
>>707181201
Prototype?
>>707178129
>fallout 3
>fallout nv
>fallout 4
>>707181218
Overwatch
>>707181218
Paladins
>>707180268
Nobody?
>fps
>>707180519
Bloodborne? Nioh? Lords of the Fallen?
>>707180519
lords of the fallen?
>>707181180
Is it famously hard?
>>707181270
Crysis?
>fuck yeah versailles
>ah shit my father figure is dead and I wanna smash his daughter
>wait I didn't murder your dad
>goes on a wild goose chase to murder the guy who was involved in the murder of hot chicks dad
>fuck her in a hot air balloon
>she ends up dying and your murder her dad's killer
>>707181201
Crash!
>>707181270
Bioshock infinite?
>>707181242
nope
>>707181379
winrar!
>>707181201
CRASH BANDICOOT
>>707178129
ass creed untidy
>>707181267
You win
>>707181461
winrar! (2nd)
>>707181368
>>707181388
Nope. It's multi-player focused but it's the first one in the series to have a single-player story
>>707181045
No one knows? Now that you know creator should be easy =\
>>707181379
OMG good one
>>707179032
Mirror's edge
>Drive to a mission but end up getting chased by tons of cops
>repeat
>>707178257
fable 3?
>>707179032
Mirror's Edge
>FPS sword fighting
>Not an Elder Scrolls game
>>707181595
Any GTA game
>>707181595
Grand Theft Auto?
>>707181595
GTA or driver?
you are with 3 people + shooting and stuff
>>707181624
Fallout with the shish kebab
>>707181668
Payday
>>707180617
>>707180845
No one? It's a pretty popular game.
>>707181595
Just cause 2
>>707181633
Right
>>707181739
>just cause 2
>driving
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>707179552
eat shit
>>707180156
you too new fag those are not dubs you goddamn fagglord.
>>707181640
Right
>>707179518
RE4. Classic
>>707181677
I mean it doesn't have to be a Shsikebab. It could just as easily be a shock sword or some shit. But, no unfortunately.
>>707181275
>>707181294
>>707181339
All good guesses, it does have that classical difficulty.
>>707180839
Assinass creed black fag?
>>707181704
nope - but yeah it is really close
>>707180617
KOTOR
>>707181814
correctomundo
>beta male in post apocalyptic japan
>find a radio as his first friend, it dies
>kisses a boy in a theme park, he dies
>giant chicken man sells shit to him
>>707179518
resident evil 4
>>707181270
Yet another tip
>it's not out yet
>bay of pigs invasion
>escape soviets
>blow up rocket
>escape soviets
>go to vietnam
>captured by viet cong
>escape
>kill soviets
>I CANT STOP HEARING THESE FUCKING NUMBERS
>blow up underwater soviet base
>ayy nice job man ya did it -Entire US Navy
>be rich boy
>play dress up a lot
>play with nasty clown
>some weird prison
>mutant freaks
>scared of rodents
>>707181852
Fucking winrar.
>space sim
>not a failure
>runs stable
>>707181835
Ding ding ding! Nice!
>>707182005
Black Ops 1
>>707181816
Salt and Sanctuary? Necropolis?
>>707182017
Starbound?
>>707181936
Metal Gear Solid 3
>>707182049
Winrar
>wartime
>get drafted from farm
>multiple perspectives
>cry a lot at the end
>>707182075
Nope
>>707182005
Black cops uno
>>707181607
Oh god my sides
Your creep from a keep dies, but you must gather your party before venturing forth
>bullshit life
>my hands are all messed up so youd better drive brother
>shoot crude dudes
>run sync s/o speed
>>707182005
>Good old tricky Vik
Blops
>>707182005
>poorly describe
>>707178129
S4lwague is famous for its glitches (and turned 8 years old yesterday?)
>>707182006
Buttman Harambe Asylum?
>>707182118
>>707182145
Nice /b/oys
>Hardcore kirby
>red goo
>horrific car accident as a criminal escapes
>i can now mind control teleport
>i'm sick at driving
>Y2J also has the same ability
>end up at a mountain
>meet monstars
>don't kill shit
>bawl [spoiler]not really[/spoiler]
>>707182203
yeee
>>707182123
BG1
>>707182234
inFamous second son?
>meet thief to early
>you die
Bonus
>bird nest with diamond egg
>>707182324
nope.
>>707182234
Fuck, is this that driving game? Forgot the name of it
>>707181088
No one? One of the only good games on the wii
>>707181936
Holy fuck I know this one
Something like fractal dreams or something? I forgot the title
>>707182381
need the name :3
>one of the better games in the franchise but not good
>become army fag
>friend becomes enemy
>enemy kills friend
>make 2 enemies fight each other
>ending sucked
>>707182256
alan wake ?
No beginning,
set fire and pay peasants and buildings so they can protect you from those fucks who come at night to steal your coins
>Really shitty remake
>First person
>Came out within the last 2 or 3 years
>Not Doom
>>707182080
No, I'll give you a hint. It was a Wii Exclusive
And snake was alpha as fuck. And fucked/killed every bitch he saw.
>>707182309
Winner
>>707179552
godamn it you cockgobbling faggot
THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME
FUCK EVERYONE
>>707182478
Dude Fuck'em is older isn't it?
> nausea rating above 4.5 = vomit
>>707182418
Is it Driver: San Francisco?
>>707182546
It is, but isn't the answer I'm looking for. Nice try though.
>>707182615
yes it is
>>707182478
Remake or HD remaster?
>>707182093
feelin' hearts
>>707182601
Rollar caster tyron
>>707182332
Nobody?
>>707180486
10k bullets?
>>707182651
Actual remake.
>>707180780
Roblox?
>>707182684
Billy Thatcher?
>>707182688
nope.
hint
>horses
>>707182684
i don't know
>>707182651
New Order/Old Blood? If it is, I love that game
>flip card
>not the right stack
>reset and repeat
>be cool ass boys boolin
>chillin w friends, walking your reg beat
>shitty ass humans show up throw shit taunting
>cheeky
>cha boys try to save home
>repeat
>paper funk zone
>beat up kids
>>707182692
goldeneye?
>Get told to deliver cookies
>Rock up to place
>Kill everyone
>rinse and repeat
Find masks kill creatures
>>707182746
Nope. I thought those were actual new games in the series. I haven't played them, but I heard they're pretty solid.
>>707182812
Postal 2
>>707182812
Hotline Miami
>party a lot
>people and also not-people
>batshit crazy club owner
>so much style
>fuck hospitals this aint silent hill
>>707182720
a tale of two sons?
>>707182718
>>707182727
I'll give another hint.
>go down trap door, thief is likely waiting
>get AIDS
>become super AIDS man
>fuck shit up with AIDS killing other AIDS men/military or civilians
>>707182880
nope
>>707182904
Farcry 2
>>707182904
Malzahar in league of legends?
>>707182904
infamous second son?
>>707182093
Valiant Hearts?
>>707182873
Correct
>be a nigger
>steal car
>accidently become part of a criminal organisation that robs top tier banks
>>707182654
Correct
>>707183001
gta5
>my car is best car
>bork bork mines
>fuck wasteland scum
>>707182802
Nope. Goldeneye came out in 2010. What I'm looking for is within the last 2-3 years.
>be a guy in russia
>fight mega shrimp
>shoot with your money
>>707183001
gta 5
>Robots attack town
>Nerd and his bulky Samwise leave
>Bird people
>Big fat fluff balls
>unexpected/dumb/unneeded atheist ending that just came out of nowhere
>"The ________ cannot hurt people."
>>707183001
Mafia 3
>>707182975
>>707182955
>>707182953
Nope
>>707183001
gta v
>>707182864
Majora's mask?
>>707183039
mad max
>>707183039
Mad max?
>i'm a journalist
>i covered wars
>therefore i can use gun
>nearly a zombie
>>707183078
Nope
>>707183110
Dead rising.
>no glitches
>only features
>made by the devil
>>707183078
Hint: Sega
> live on planet that's not earth
>Fuck load of snow
>Use heat energy
> kill giant bugs
> space laser
>drives silver car
>car can only go forward
>car= secret agent
>can has guns
>kill other cars
>super fast gameplay
>not Mario kart
>ps2
>>707182986
Sorry nigga didn't see you earlier but you right
>>707183192
Roblox
>>707183234
dead space
>>707183046
wasn't that piece of shit bodycount was it?
>>707183153
correct
>>707182405
you're very close.
>>707178129
>cyka blyat solo mid
>>707183236
>not mario kart
>ps2
twisted metal?
>>707183276
Nope
> also robot mech suits
>>707183268
hint: has metal squids
>>707183381
lost planet
>>707183278
Nope. That was made in 2011
>>707183424
syndicate?
>>707183422
Got it
>>707183347
League of Cancer
>1st person bullet hell
>neato graphics
>aliens
>PMC
>shit city gone even more to shit
>>707178129
>annoying relative
>crimes
>strippers
>money
>>707183487
Superhot?
>>707183471
No, we don't play with Russians. that's dota 2
>win house
>its haunted
>meet crazy professor
>have to rescue bro
>>707183517
gta 4
>>707183465
Nope.
Hint: No guns.
>all you had to do
>>707182137
GTA3?
>>707183572
correct!!!!
>>707183517
Hey lets go bowling>>707183517
>>707183569
Luigi's mansion
>>707183361
Nope
>>707183569
Luigi's mansion
>>707183569
luigis mansion
>>707183540
nope
>hint: Month names
>>707183622
>>707183628
Correct
>>707178129
>be engie in space
>shenanigans ensue
>would you kindly
>>707183583
... was follow the damn train
>>707182904
is it with emos and red tentacles
if yes it is
>>707182229
>>707183697
Ksp
>>707183711
Bioshock
>spread my mums ashes in pooinlooistan
>hold on the fuck is this
>who's this gay cunt
>nice haircut faggot
>why are you taking a selfie with me you legit just stabbed some cunt to death
>no dude I got shit to do
>"take the bag off his head"
>"fuck dude stay here be back in 15 mins"
>nah man I'm dippin
>WWII
>parachutes
>spilberg
>>707183697
space engineers
>>707183697
Space engies
>>707183791
>poorly described
>fall from sky
>beat up monsters
>suprise youre from the future
>you die
>revived by the power of friendship
>>707183049
Metro either one
>>707182904
Prototype?
>>707182430
Mw2?
>>707182017
Kerbal nigger shits?
>>707181375
Assassass unity
>lake
>death
>ginger
>>707181668
left 4 dead
Incest simulator
>>707183854
what???
>>707183061
Ratchet and clank 2?
>>707181668
L4D
Evolve
>>707183711
Bioshock. My brother and i have a running joke of saying this before asking a favor. Most have no idea what it means.
>live on giants
>mc has dead parents
> gets magic sword
> sees future
> was dead the whole game
>>707183857
Nice.
>be in the army
>kill dune coons
>brb fixing marriage
>k back
>kill a suicide bomber
>Hey this Linkin Park song is pretty good
>>707183736
C J
J
>>707180587 answer: doomsday
>>707182864 answer: kid chameleon
>>707183857
It was mw2 in this post >>707182430
>>707180845
SW: KoTOR
>be part of kool kids klub in military (not literally)
>sent to kill brother (you don't know it's your brother tho)
>kill him in extremely under-dramatic way
>mom gets freed
>>707184018
which one from >>707183857
was correct?
>driving cars
>drift gives you points
>points make road explode
>>707184069
Assassin's creed unity
>be plumber
>soviets attack
>go in sewer
>gorilla warfare
>avenge your love
>carry her around everywhere you teleport
>>707184013
Ocarina of time?
>>707184059
mgs?
>>707184143
Freedom Fighters! :D
>>707184113
Burnout?
>>707184143
mario bros
>>707184174
No,
>wii exclusive
>ride on animals
>slap flying spider 2 hard and lose
>missiles n shit
>worst racing game ever
>>707184187
no
hint: explosions change the map
>>707184240
minecraft
>be boy
>go to new school
>met a bitch
>you shot yourself to protect her
>shot yourself a lot
>game ends
>>707183799
MoH Allied Assault?
>>707184247
Splitsecond
>>707182478
No one?
>>707184290
yas
>>707184289
close
Hint: the whole thing is around parachutes
>>707182876
hint:
>mild horror for your family entertainment
>tv replies to you
>SO MUCH STYLE
>>707184291
no idea
>>707184275
Persona 3?
>>707184186
yisssssss
>>707182478
wolfestein?!?
>>707184395
you got it
>>707184183
Nope, hint: you have slow mo
>>707184272
nope
>>707184432
Timeshift?
> Butter up my pooper real good
>drive
>race
>there's a car in a barn somewhere
>shit that's a nice car
>okay here's your car
Wash rinse repeat
>>707184510
Okay more description
>mom keeps trying to fuck with you
>is actually dead
>fucking cunt keeps trying to spoop you
>>707183327
Thread is about to 404 so I'll go ahead and answer fragile dreams.
>joins army
>get called a new fag
>stupid nick name
>>707184562
one of the recent need for speeds
>>707184432
fear?!
>>707184660
Close but no
>>707184236
Sheit I guess since we're giving out answers
Xenoblade Chronicles
>>707184665
Yeah mane
>>707184562
the new forza? horizon 3 or something
>>707184721
Winrar
Someone make new bread
>>707184641
south park the stick of truth?
>>707184521
threads going to 404 soon
>>707184787
It was cod4
>jump
>move right
>repeat a lot
>Win
>>707184862
impossible game?
>>707184793
Gonna save it till the next thread then whenever that is. Or make one myself
Someone make new bread
>>707184862
Mario bros
>>707184914
nope
>>707184967
yep
>>707183236
Did they remake Spy Hunter on PS2?
