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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>707135694
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>707150804
>Implying it's comparable to willingly whoring out your own waifu
>>707151043
>posts random lewds of his waifu
>complains when others post lewds of their waifu
Here's your hat.
Best chibi claimed.
>>Ruri
Bad or not, lewd is gewd.
>>707150258
Daily reminder to purge the heretics.
You didn't even last a goddamn month with your previous one.
>>707150619
I'm not sure why you'd care at all, Mai.
>>707150389
Why would they not show her bush.
I bet it would be adorable.
>>707150896
Pretty good.
>>707151171
I don't think I've saved anything heavier than that. Nudes are cute, I dislike straight up porn.
>>707150675
YES DELET IT
FUCKING REPORTED
l
KYS FAGET
>>707151107
>>posts random lewds of his waifu
I've un-figuritively never posted lewds of Mai.
I'm saying you can't compare other people shitposting lewds to willingly doing it yourself.
Hello
>no life
>juvia claimed
>All this lewd
>I'm not joining in for once
What a day.
>>707151056
Nignog, please. I say something, I follow through to the best of my ability.
>>707151171
Straight porn can be horrible and an assault on the eyes.
>>707151340
Maybe she doesnt have one?
>>707151340
It may have been drawn before that specific chapter. Hard to say really.
I notice that a lot of characters are generally drawn with no pubic hair, even males. I guess pubic hair just isn't popular.
Personally I like bush.
>>707151343
Nope.
>>707151352
ELITIST!
>>707151568
Well you better start finding more lewds. /waifu/ after midnight (well, midnight for me anyway) is when I get lewd.
>>707151649
H-Hi Tomoko. Wh-who's your friend?
>>707151771
Kotomi Komiyama
claim best senran
>>707151464
hey
>>707151649
which tomo is this im sure its not smug, is this c_data or third one
>>707151888
Wew, look at them trips.
>>707151649
The slut is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a slut and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “ELITIST!”
>>707151537
Post panties!
>>707151649
Do you think Tomoko has a bush?
>>707152010
well hello there. care to make a Question of the thread????
>>707152010
Post lewds.
>>707152089
She does. It's canon.
>>707152116
Why are you asking me this?
>>707152242
humor me, you might enjoy interacting with the thread.
>>707152074
>
>>707152168
You aren't worthy of Tomoko
>>707152168
I know what I'll be looking for as my before bed fap.
What about Mai? I bet she does being sick a nerd and all
>>707152168
Elaborate...
>>707151888
Hello hikage. Good to see you.
>also trips
>>707152074
No! Bad Perv!
>>707152342
Are you trying to indoctrinate me?
Who sent you?
are we gassing heretics yet?
>>707152423
Fuck off nerd.
>>707152428
Maybe? Probably. It's not like she has a boyfriend to show her pussy off to.
>>707152429
What? On her canon bush? I don't remember the exact chapter, but during her class trip there is a chapter where she notices all the other girls have trimmed pubic hair, so she goes to work.
>>707152516
Do it!
>>707152580
Yes.
>>707152528
do you know who i am? i'm one of the people who secretly control the world, and we are watching you. now obey the new world order and post a fucking: QUESTION OF THE THREAD or else.
>>707152783
you're jewish too?
>>707152672
>>707152352
>>707152516
The masses demand it!
Give us the panties
>
>Mizore
Tfw physically exhausted but still cant sleep.
>>707153056
Massage your prostate until orgasm, sleep will come naturally.
>>707151982
because i claimed senran
>>707152510
hello juvia, hows life treating you
>>707152580
i thought it was implied we're constantly doing that in our basements
>>707152957
+1, this is a good plan
>>707153056
life amirite
>>707153158
Too bad you wasted them on NOTHING! But seriously, how are you tonight?
talk to me
>>707153126
An anal fissure and a doctor visit ruined anything butt related
>>707153158
At least i can fap to those tits
>>707152783
I obey NO ONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry5URU-Py2Q
>>707153158
It's been well. Nothing special really. How about you?
>>707153325
I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully your butt heals and you can massage your prostate soon.
>>707153325
>Fill ass with jelly
>Use jelly dildo
>Cum with comfort.
>>707153494
No m8. I dont currently have a torn anus. The experience made it associated with pain so i mentally just cant even.
>>707153565
am i the only cool person in this thread? everyone here is stupid
>>707153690
>implying any of us including you is "cool"
Hello.
>>707153690
no
>>707153685
Coward. I really don't think your finger will rip open your anus.
>>707153690
Bitch I'm straight ice cold. Cooler than cool.
>>707153779
Hey.
>>707153690
Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch
>>707153817
I dont either. I just get uncomfortable/unfocused
>>707154042
just take it slow. you aren't trying to pleasure anyone else.
>>707153979
that's kinda funny, but you still talk like a faggot.
How dangerous is beating in air duster? I didn't intentionally inhale as much as I did, but I used a shit load cleaning my PC and keyboard wrecklessly and now I have a headache
>>707154256
At least my waifu isn't a trap
>>707153979
but here have a picture of my buddy!
mavis
>>707153971
Heyy
>>707151649
I guess there will be better on the boorus.
>>707153325
I know those butt problems. I know them all too well
>>707153391
not much on this end either
>>707153325
rip your prostate, but yes hikage is. beutiful view
>>707153264
not bad but not much, how are you tonight?
and are you the "new" tomoko?
>>707154316
what are you beating if i may ask
>>707154505
How are you?
>>707154660
Oh alright well I'm off to bed so goodnight hikage
And good night everyone
>>707154763
Good, woke up and took a bath
You?
>>707154660
He isn't the new one. He's the heretic that lewded best waifu
>>707154316
It displaces oxygen, go to a well ventelated area and take a moment.
Youre fine
>>707154612
Probably. GATE didn't blow up that much, but there is a nice fanbase for goth-loli. And Rory fits that niche very well.
>>707154660
RIght on, right on. Ok I guess. Not a lot happened today but I like those days.
I'm OG Tomoko.
And with that I think I'm gonna go to sleep. 2am here and I'm starting to fade in and out.
G'night everyone.
>>707155078
I'm good, it's late and I'm pretty tired so I'm probably going to be going to bed soon.
>>707154316
>>707154722
Whoops, should say breathing. Maybe it really has done neurological damage to me
>>707155277
Sleep well
>Rory-sama
>>707155234
and which tomo might you be
>>707155277
>>707155040
night
>stellar claim
>>707155556
Baka ice fairy misses quints by one yet again.
>>707155556
Baka
>>707150922
>go be a faggot elsewhere
>Waifu claiming thread
>>707155556
>>707155555
Nope
>>707155556
>>707155681
Who is it that keeps posting this image?
claim
This is still anime right? It's an animation??
>>707155848
Nice loli
>>707155797
Me.
>>707156093
Chen?
>>707156170
No.
>>707156731
I think you're looking for loli lvl 36.
>>707156903
Sachii
>>707156947
Nope.
>>707157195
Mai
>>707157234
Nah.
>>707157286
Literally who
>>707157336
Literally nobody.
>>707157410
Well I've seen you shitpost every day with that same picture
Don't think I wouldn't notice
claim
underrated
>>707155078
Well I'm going to bed.
Goodnight.
Megumin claimed
OH GOD ITS HAPPENING
A GIRL CALLED ME CUTE PLEASE HELP
>>707158496
She meant "cute" like she would call a three legged puppy cute.
Cute means no chances.
>>707151464
Have any more like this?
>>707159223
I'LL JUST DENY IT LIKE BUSH DENIED 9/11
Claimed.
>>707158496
have you sucked her dick yet?
>>707159926
FUCK THAT DID NOT WORK THIS GIRL IS PERSISTENT
>>707160148
Screen shots or it didn't happen.
What was the context even?
If you were like "I love you" and she replies "aww... you're cute" the all hope is lost and suicide remains the best option.
>>707160166
Evening.
>>707160384
are you the one on imouto or no?
>>707159597
hes gone right now hell be on tommorrow like 3hrs earlier from whatever time it is with you
>>707159926
might i ask what you were wearing or doing and where
>>707160091
hey mami, hows life treating ya, haven't seen ya in a while
>>707160166
hey sci
>>707160354
>
>>707160598
I was texting her and she said that I was cute so I denied and she keeps on insisting that I'm cute.
>>707160598
hello how are you this morning
>>707160091
Ayyy Mami.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfj-HqHvCVM
>>707160551
No, from Puella Madoka one.
Are you new here, haven't seen you before?
>>707160598
I'm doing fine, just working and all that stuff.
Right now I'm just drinking so I might act a little off.
>>707160789
Geten abend, how's the night?
>>707160752
Stop being tsundere and go for the kill then!
She wants the D, so be romantic and ask
"M'lady, may I eat your ass like groceries?"
>>707160999
hello again probably cool poster
>>707161010
yeah pretty new. i'm sci.
>>707160999
Checked!
How's it been?
>>707161148
Welcome than.
Good to see a new poster.
Hope you're liking it so far.
Where's your waifu from?
>>707161148
hello definitely cool new poster
>>707161313
Hi mamae. Just came back from a rather wild evening with some pals so I might pass out soon. How are you?
>>707158496
tell her you want to pee in her butt
nice therad. can I join
>>707161010
It's... a night.
>I'm being called cute everywhere
>Having a nice discussion on rotaries in /o/
>Listening to 2hu eurobeat
How are you doing this night?
>>707161313
not really into the waifu thing. i post a few different characters/etc. ᵃʳᵗᶦˢᵗ ᶦˢ ᵏᵒᵘʲᶦ ᵐᶦʸᵃᵗᵃ
>>707161491
you don't even know me! that could turn out to be a dangerous assumption
>>707160752
alright, just don't play the pity card, or try not to seem too pitiful and like you want her to pity you, but it seems like she kinda likes you in some way or cares about you at least
>>707161010
sounds nice actually, anything good happen to you lately
>>707161491
isn't it like really late or early with you
>>707161616
sure why not, what series is that from?
>>707161117
I'm trusting you man
>>707161830
elfen lied
>>707161881
Why did you even say that?
>>707161010
It's 'Guten Abend" not "Geten abend"
Germans capitalize every noun in their sentences.
>>707161881
The good news is that you can plead insanity now if you rape her.
Good job, I am proud of you!
May I call you Dean from now on?
>>707161830
it's pretty late right now. Almost 4:30. Can't close my eyes for some reason
>>707161791
I'd rather just assume that everyone is cool until I find a reason not to think so
>>707161988
I'm known as the funny guy to her and I make a lot of dirty jokes around her
>>707162119
Why dean?
>>707161491
What did you guys do?
If you fall asleep on us than have a great sleep.
I'm fine, just here, and drinking since I worked toady.
>>707161616
Sure, all is welcomed here as long as you have a good convo with anons here.
>>707161622
>cute everywhere
Is that a bad thing?
>2hu eurobeat
Is it good?
I'm doing good, I hope. Just drinking the night away.
>>707161830
Got some nice headset for online gaming, going to pre-order Battlefield 1 very soon, and got my stock of fruit juices to adequate levels.
How about you?
>>707162098
I forgot tom change it... Damn it. My bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGtC1YwXsDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_YzSYrPE8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFzvpitCTiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFhrGfcWQ70
>>707162300
Any updates?
>>707162300
Because he is the original madman.
>>707162355
Had some beers around a fire, talked about the shit we used to do in school and where we're at now. Then we went to a McDonald's where one of the guys used to work and we all got free food so that was fun
>>707162355
Yes, because it's a lie.
Surprisingly, it's pretty decent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeqN6sxRwFk
I wish I could be drinking right now. I have some things I'd like to just forget.
>>707162245
risky mindset but it feels nice to carry it anyway
>>707162430
She hasn't gone to bed yet. I'm using my Irish charm on her.
>>707161943
oh yea, i couldn't tell with that other puc for some reason, i liked the manga was bretty gud
>>707162245
its like 130 here so its late here too so im not one to talk
so you just woke up for no reason, gotta suck
>>707162355
nice, so you like battlefield 1 alot already
i got a job now so im makin some money i guess
https://youtu.be/MrINJe9mU38
>>707162813
Well good luck with her
Going to bed now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clupa2mce10
OH GOD SHE JUST SAID I WAS SEXY
HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP
>>707162815
no I haven't got any sleep yet, but I was out for a while
>>707162777
I'd rather take that kind of risk rather than missing an opportunity to make a friend. Especially with the very limited interactions I have
>mfw this thread
>>707163213
not wanting to miss out thats a big part of it. i understand. i'll be back
Claimed
>>707163296
I might leave very soon so I'll see you later
>>707162627
That sounds very awesome! Happy you had a fun time.
Anything planned for Sunday or just whatever?
>>707162646
Well, if many say that than I can't be a lie....
Sounds like a video game ost, pleasant and beats are soft.
Work mostly sucks the fun away.
>>707161791
Sorry I missed your post.
Oh, that's fine, as long as you have a good time here.
What made come here, always curious to know such info?
>>707162815
Battlefield: Bad Company 2 was my first gmae of the series, which I loved, then played Battlefield 3 & 4 and I rocked those games.
The Beta was fun, just had some issues that needs fixing, but it was beta, so it was to be expected.
The job, finally found one, what is it?
cut me yuno
>>707163421
not much just at at grocery for now
>>707163383
ayy qt3.14
>>707163386
see ya hope you get some good sleep
>>707163184
but what if she's jokingly saying it
>>707163421
Nope, I'm just gonna wake up whenever and I'm gonna go to bed right now. cya~
>>707163824
byebye and thanks
>>707163383
Hey Tsun I made it back in one piece. I'll see you later today~
Haiya!
>>707163824
Hey it's a good start, how long has it been?
Congrats also.
>>707164009
Have a lovely rest, and see you later.
>>707164042
Evening.
>>707163824
SHE WANTS TO ERP WITH ME HELP
>>707163824
I'm not that cute
Don't make me blush
>>707164009
I'm glad to see it
Hope you sleep well
>>707164042
Hey nonon
How are you holding up?
>>707163383
Hey Yuno.
>>707163421
It is a lie. The people here and there are all in on some kind of conspiracy.
Well, 2hu is a game, and eurobeat is eurobeat.
Also been listening to some synthwave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcOiJnWniWg
Work is fine, my mental state is suck though. Just give me something strong.
>>707164042
Hey there Nonon.
>>707163386
take care
>>707163421
i was around for a week or something several months ago and decided to check back and see whats happening. so what about you
>>707164147
Lovely evening
>>707164225
I was customizing discord themes and plugins, getting new wallpaper and lockscreen for comp, new rainmeter skins and new steam skin. And modding DaS1 pc.
>>707164239
Heya! I'm so dead tired right now.
>>707163383
How are you, Yuno?
>>707164042
Hi, Anonon!
I have exactly 7 bottles of differing alcohols for the nightcap game. When I do it tonight.
>>707164180
Okay, she is a elementary school girl on her first day.
You are the creepy Janitor.
>>707164147
sadly almost a week, but i ain't coomplaining
>>707164180
do it, but that would be more my tired minds idea
>>707164225
anything hapen with you lately
>>707164510
show me your customs m80
>>707164510
Go to sleep then!
>>707164712
>Will forever roll for 7.
>>707164239
Morning
How are you doing?
>>707164510
You can customise discord?
Giving everything a nonon theme?
I kinda meant with what happened last week
If you want to talk about that, that is
>>707164602
Oh hey nui
I kinda figured you were sleeping
I'm doing okay, yourself?
>>707164239
If many back it up, then it's not a lie. Think about it, they all say it, so, suggesting that it isn't, is a lie to yourself.
Ah, should've known. Still good beats to it. 7/10
%That's a good theme, 8/10. OSTs are my favorite to listen too.
How strong? Like 40% alcohol? That should be good.
>>707164271
Glad you did, I hope to see you around often.
I've been here since nine months ago. Haven't posted in a while, still, I lurk, today just feels right to post. I'm going to post more often very soon.
>>707164510
A lovely evening, I can agree.
What have you been up to?
>>707164788
It'll go by fast, before you know it, it's been four month and so on, strange to say but coming from someone who thought a day takes forever, it really isn't. Any benefits or perks with the job?
>>707164959
I stayed up trying to figure outbizarre ssbb sfx things.
It's working somewhat more than before but it freezes in some cases, i think i need to find a few specific lines that go together.
This will be my 7th try.
Up to anything?
