New new celeb thread - Special Midnight Edition
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New new celeb thread - Special Midnight Edition
but it's 1:45!
>>707146797
No, it's 10:45!!
for ashley. this ass is yours for the taking
>>707146898
No it's 7:48am.
>>707147343
>Emma will never chop your fucking head off
>>707146610
IMAGINE BLOWING A LOAD IN PRIME JESSICA ALBA. FUCKING UNREAL IM PISSED
>>707146610
jessica always get me hard
>>707147523
she got Macaulay Culkin syndrome
>>707147430
>ywn be in the cold woods with emma
>>707147973
OHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>707148012
I'd give her everything I had on me and possibly even light myself on fire to keep her warm.
>>707148295
what a hot piece of ass
>>707148177
beta
>>707148012
god I'm in love with her.
>>707148177
massage under the blankets
>>707148605
don't be gross
>>707148521
I'm going to get on cam and edge my thick cock while a bro feeds me pics of our favorite celebs.
He can either roleplay as if she's watching me or we can just chat about her. Always makes me shoot a massive load into the cam.
>>707148846
Nothing but cuteness.
>>707149248
cool
>>707149291
>>707149525
>>707146797
3:15 here m9
>>707150731
nice time signature
>>707151024
>>707151106
I wanna suck her little boy tits.
>>707148521
Too bad she's a cunt
>>707151897
too bad you're a meme falling sperg
>>707151987
Fuck off Emma
>>707151508
:D
>>707151024
thought that was miles teller at first
anyone ever read the harry/hermione/snape slash-fic?
>>707152268
emma has a masculine face, but it isn't that ugly.
>>707151897
Where did you ever get that idea faggot?
>>707152180
>>707152253
M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba s-says I-I'm n-not nearly g-good enough f-for h-her... I stole h-her heart and n-now she h-hates m-me f-forever... I-I'm j-just a-a poor beggar from 5th avenue wh-who happenstanced upon a great stroke of l-luck... I-I thought t-to try and contact h-her and see what h-happens... I-I w-was ready t-to give it one try and then if n-nothing happens, then that's ok; I-I'll move on... B-But s-something d-did happen; I-I f-found a niche in h-her pity... I-I then in the f-following days d-did my best t-to exploit this weakness in her: and dr-drew her l-like a bear with a-a piece of meat-bait into m-my trap... When the tr-trap closed I-I f-found h-her in love w-with l-little old garbage eating me...
>>707152784
hes talking about the other one
>>707146854
>>707146958
Aw fuck, my dick. Shit
>>707153064
Wh-When she f-found out who I-I truly w-was she w-was d-disappointed... She v-vowed t-to get even w-with me no matter h-how long it takes... Yea, she'll stay w-with me b-but she w-will make sure I-I pay a high price in nagging, tie-downs, and choke holds...
>>707152784
>emma has a masculine face,
She does, but she looks androgynyous rather than butch, which is a blessing.
Emma is a QT.
>>707153741
emma has gorgeous bone structure, she had amazing genes
>>707154014
has*
>>707154205
freckles.exe
>>707154317
her freckles are to die for
>>707153064
If this weren't the internet, I'd spit on you.
Emma is literally perfect
>>707151106
Google search this bare chest guy come up
>>707154014
>>707154408
The best.
>>707154801
I would do unforgivable things in order to have her
>>707154396
That neck is begging to be choked to fuck.
I'm want to take Emma out on a QT date.
>>707154801
>>707155021
>>707155075
its for kissing and biting
>>707147632
She got ugly bitch syndrome is what she has.
>>707155165
I wasn't even being lewd when I said I'd do unforgivable things to be with her. I would do unforgivable things just to take her out on a QT date.
just name it emma thread, my goodness
>>707155542
>>707155668
hidden
>>707155668
my cock is out for daisy, i'd lick her fro head to toe
>>707155668
She just happens to have the most support at certain times of the day.
>>707155542
Just become the best you and follow your dreams. She dates mostly normal dudes. And if you get to know her and she says no then at least you tried huh.
>>707151987
>>707152850
i'm not that guy but emma watson is a SJW libshit cunt. she is hot as fuck and a nostalgic forever lust for a generation of people but her politics are wrong.
>>707155892
Thanks for the encouragement. I literally had a dream that I met her last night. It was awesome. Then I woke up and realized how unlikely that is. Fuck.
>>707155668
Daisy is cute too, but she's no Emma
>>707156050
no she isnt youre a triggered faggot like most people on 4chan. nobody cares
>>707156050
Shes a fun girl who happens to do some feminist things. Shes not feminazi about it. Most people who aren't autistic tend to be liberal.
>>707156293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-iFl4qhBsE
she is the worst kind of despicable cunt.
>>707156293
>not an SJW
>created heforshe to encourage men to put women before themselves
>>707156184
Emma dreams are always nice.
Can you just kill yourselves instead of reposting the same shit over and over?
>>707156457
dispicable cunt would imply shes actively doing harm. She isn't. She is doing good.
The *worst* thing she says is wage gap stuff, and shes only slightly misdirected with her thoughts on that.
You /pol/ kids just get triggered anytime you hear the word feminist. Feminism is why women can vote, why your dad didn't beat the shit out of your mom (if he didn't) etc. Its been around forever and its not all bad.
>>707156486
>>707156457
just stop with the broken record kids, god damn you niggers are fucking stupid
>>707156437
there is a difference between thinking that women and men are equal and you shouldn't be a dick to gay people and being a full blown SJW shill who goes in front of the UN and implys that you arre more likely to be raped and killed at colleges in the united states then in the fucking congo.
>>707156695
This
>>707156704
denial isn't a rebuttal
>>707156724
emmas alma matter and my alma matter lead the country in sexual assaults no shit shes gonna mention it
>>707156828
I dont have to rebuttal the same shit every day you enormous fucking dick, go to /pol/
>literal autists get triggered by Emma Watson for the 20 millionth time
doesnt even make me cringe anymore kust laugh
>>707156837
the campus rape epidemic has been debunked a million times. women are safer on college campuses than they are in the areas around them.
>>707156695
Yeah, these little bitches are pathetic. Women who are intelligent, confident, and outspoken are so much better than the alternatives. Unfortunately, these fags sit around and jerk off to porn and think they are alphas.
>>707156724
She didn't go to the UN on her own request, shes hired by them to do so. Trying to solve campus rape issues doesn't magically make her a cunt unless you are pro-rape lol.
why is half this thread dedicated to feminazi cunt?
>>707156886
That's the first time I've ever commented on her feminism. Don't jump into the fight if you have no interest in participating.
>>707156695
egalitarianism and feminism are not the same thing. third wave feminism has nothing to do with suffrage or social norms in regards to marital violence.
>>707156837
this is not true. the inflated false statistics feminists spout include regretful sex and awkward flirting as rape. if you think women at an expensive university are more likely to be raped then in a liberal run impoverished ethnic ghetto then you are out of touch with reality
>>707146610
That's her best angle!!
>>707157158
Because you dont try to stop it by posting superior girls like pic related
>>707157158
Deal with it.
The amount of kids who get triggered by Emma is fucking hilarious.
>>707157172
I dont care if its your first time everyone complains on 4chan its guaranteed
>>707157146
making up shit and pretending its a big deal makes her a cunt.
other MCU waifu coming through to keep lizzie company
>>707148012
>No way two teenagers spend that much time alone together in the woods and dont fuck.
>>707157316
Wow, she is certainly growing a pair.
>>707157236
>>707157067
im not talking about the average im talking about UCONN and Brown having 40 cases. Which is something since i know UCONN has tried to sweep as many under the rug as possible. of course theres no epidemic but it still happens
JOIN THE RAID.
SJW OTHERKIN SURVEY:
>>707155107
FAGGOTS
>>707146797
10:32 M8
>>707157236
>egalitarianism and feminism are not the same thing. third wave feminism has nothing to do with suffrage or social norms in regards to marital violence.
Third wave feminism is STUPID shit. Not fucking advocating to help women get raped less. Christ.
You act like shes going in front of the UN and being like "OH WHY DOES MARIO HAVE TO SAVE PEACH? IT SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND"
She's actively trying to do good. Nothing shes said has been feminazi level.
>>707157293
So what was the point of your comment if you weren't going to argue the point? You are either trolling or are a habitual gainsayer with no real argument.
>>707149248
Can't get over how big a faggot you are. You really think having guys watch you jerk off is a straight thing to do?
>>707157277
Why the fuck are you even here, Just to trigger kids who hate her? You should stay on your side of the internet ie Tumblr and then you post about her all day and get your ego stroked by other feminists for being a good cuck.
>>707151106
I like small tits, but those look like a dudes chest.
>>707157308
She's not making up anything at all. Shes doing her job as UN ambassador for Women and likely is following stats given to her given that its not a project she fucking does by herself.
Do your research. Don't just watch youtube videos by some right-wing crazy telling you how shes an SJW and getting triggered at pictures of her.
>>707157527
listen to me. you said its your first time posting. well arguing with you wont change anything because tomorrow there will be another person and another person saying the same thing because 4chan is autistic. so good day. the world is entirely fucked up and its not because of emma watson
>>707157608
I'm posting in a celeb thread, where other people posted her, and posting her. The ones causing the problems are the people being triggered by her, not the ones posting and not bitching like little girls.
>>707157712
Then keep your mouth shut when somebody attacks her position. Starting fights and running away is a pussy move.
>>707157383
It's weird how much she's changed since DWAB ended
>>707157846
I'm loving all the Emma posts, and all the whining about feminism from virgins
>>707153405
I-I know m-many men hate m-me n-now because I-I have her... She s-says I-I'm the b-biggest wimp she h-has ever s-seen... I-I don't seem t-to get a lot of l-love f-for p-possessing her...
>>707157986
>whining about feminism from virgins
stop talking about yourself like that anon
Emma is best girl.
>>707157986
>virgins
Says the guy obsessing over a celebrity.
>>707157846
NO one likes feminists here, can't you get that thru your thick skull? Stop trying to downplay her role as a third wave feminist cunt. She's not an egalitarian in the slight.
>>707149248
yeah ive read some gay shit but this is really fucking gay
>>707158290
You're in the same thread I am, dipshit
Divine
>>707157461
>40 cases
>out of 40 thousand students
how many of those even have any evidence?
>>707158308
That's the only reason she made a comeback here. Her popularity waned, but as soon as she started with the feminist shit, people started spamming her more than ever.
>>707158382
But I don't obsessively collect and spam pictures. I don't have an agenda. I just want to look at hot chicks.
>>707158604
>people started spamming her more than ever
You mean anonymous feminist cunts from tumblr and their cuck male slaves
>>707158308
>>707158604
I've always liked Emma. And I don't really care if the edgelords of /b/ are bothered by that. You don't have to come into these threads and throw a fit.
>>707158695
my agenda is to provide you with pictures of hot chicks. you're welcome
>>707158799
*mediocre chick
>there is not one person who gets as much hate as Emma Watson on 4chan
>people still think they aren't annoying as fuck crybabies
lel
>>707158935
Chloe moretz gets more, she doesn't even look like a woman
>>707158771
This emma is the best
>>707158308
you realize all of the utter anal devastation gives her more cause, youre literally constantly upset about a person doing what they want saying what they want and not effecting you
>ITT daily reminder that the emma watson fag is actually the marina fag spamming this feminazi boy
>>707159011
hillary too
all are dumb SJWs
>>707158744
I'm anti-tumblr, anti-feminist cunt.
But I'm not an autistic retard who uses the word cuck every 5 seconds and spends his day masturbating to /pol/'s trump threads.
ITT: REE STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
or essentially every celeb thread for the past few months
>>707159011
No im talking the sheer amount of salt
>>707158719
No ones better
>>707159116
calm down marinafag we know this is just ur new attempt to troll
im probably voting for trump. not that it matters because the two party system is shit
emma is cool
>>707159160
>2/10 troll
>>707159085
Should have been trips for truth.
>>707159233
Isn't Marina just a poor man's victoria justice?
I'm rare emma anon, and always have been.
>>707159251
>1/10 troll
>>707159116
>I'm anti-tumblr, anti-feminist cunt.
That's like saying you're anti-gay anti-trans while dressed up as a flaming homo dancing in the streets during a gay pride parade.
>>707159309
i know lol...but this faggot >>707159346 knows were on to him he has been splurging like an autist in every thread with his emma shit just like he did with marina.
if you're not posting pics, shut the fuck up. i'm tired of scrolling past this shit.
image posters, keep doin what you're doin.
>>707158290
>virgins
>Says the guy obsessing over a celebrity.
LOOK AT THIS POST. Look at the irony. So its not obsessing over a celebrity throwing a tantrum every time people post emma watson? the people who are chill are the obsessed ones and not the ones who come out of the woodwork EVERY single thread to complain?
>Says the guy obsessing over a celebrity
>says the guy who cant stop crying over emma watson
you watson fags are such betas
she hasn't been cute since she was 12
& she's such a SHITTY actress!
rove me wrong
>pro-tip: you can't
>>707159483
I'm just intelligent enough to not blanket label all feminism as bad. I'm a functioning adult. Have fun trying to run around talking to normal people like you do on /b/. Not everyone here is that autistic.
>>707159363
Im dead serious you fucking nigger how old are you
Here's a novel idea to entertain: maybe stop being faggots and post more pictures?
>>707159589
>people Waifu that pig
Why are Chloefags a thing
>>707159219
>>707159688
Are you not entertained?
>>707159523
idk what youre talking about but i want to say youre retarded as fuck for thinking one person is posting emma watson. actually the fact that you cant stop talking about it is autism
>>707159589
Trying so hard to troll.
>>707158026
I-I am s-so lucky t-to have the l-love of one o-of the m-most beautiful w-woman in the w-world... I-I wish all men c-could have s-such a-a great trophy w-wife b-but unfortunately th-there are s-so few women like this floating ar-around... I-If a-a dude h-has the chance h-he h-has t-to m-move like lightning t-to grab one b-before the n-next man does..
>>707159643
>-2/10 troll
you are just embarrassing yourself now kid
Anyone buy any emma recently i got noah, need to get perks, the bling ring and colonia next
>>707159738
>marinafag/watsonfag confirmed as samefage
thanks for confirming what we all knew faggot
>>707159774
I was serious.
Name one time she was convincing as anything but a euro-trash pseudo-dyke.
Just one time
and this thread need moar nudity VERY VERY badly
>>707159888
this confirmation bias you have is utterly tragic. ill repeat it again. im an indepedent. hillary should be tarred and feathered. the two party system is shit and so are most americans for falling for the facist facade. im probably voting for trump
emma is cool
>>707159875
enjoy your herpes
>>707159920
-5/10 trol
trying too hard dude
>>707159631
>I'm a functioning adult.
Lmao thanks for the good laugh. This is probably the dumbest comment I've seen from anyone all night.
>>707160001
Dont know who marina is. because i only care about emma. nobody else matters. i dont care about anyone else except EMMA. this is not a drill
>>707159920
Perks is her best I think.
>>707160049
-200/10
time to end your life kid
>>707159875
I-I'm s-sure the k-kind and c-caring soul-sirs here w-will appreciate wh-what a great thing it i-it t-to possess a woman o-of this quality... I-It's l-like a dream c-come true...
>>707160031
Not that anon, try not to be a complete pleb your entire life, just a tip
>>707160203
what made you lose interest im marina? was it all the coalburner thing?
>>707160119
What sad is you honestly think im trolling and its twilight zone NOW
>>707160065
I-I c-can assure y-you g-goodliest of sirs m-my m-mistress is untainted w-with this...
>>707160297
POST FEETS
>>707151106
beestings :)
>>707160317
................I dont care
>>707160393
not after derek jeter gave her it tho faggot
>>707160203
Me too Emma-bro. Me too.
>>707151106
I would still smash
>>707160544
hows the social phobia thing going?
>>707160317
emma watson is the most attractive 26 yo actress I know
>>707160592
>>707160203
>samefag/marinafag
>>707160592
ive never seem that pic. cute
>>707160587
Please s-stop...
>>707160594
fuck ya, /b/ro!
>cute as hell
>great ass
>$$$
>sings liek an angel
all up in dat!
>>707160682
>emma watson is the most attractive 26 yo actress I know
same thing that you used to say about marina thanks for confirming that ur marinafag again.
>>707160798
and she stays young forever
>>707160720
Kill yourself.
>>707160747
I'll try to post some less common stuff.
>>707160817
you were accusing me of being a marinafag. not that anon. we both dont give a shit
look you actually are being a dumby now
>>707160764
>>707160393
I-I d-did not know when I-I was wooing h-her she w-was such a wild one... I-If she gets m-mad she c-can really p-put a-a sissy like m-me into dire straights...
>>707160682
same
>>707160976
>removed his (You) in ms paint
kek nice try samefag
Emma is so good this cold coffee is not bothering me
>>707161147
Emma warms my soul
>>707160992
its ok marinafag we know its you now
>>707161121
>falseflagging this hard
you are accusing me and him of being something we are not
>>707161019
I-I d-didn't know she w-was s-so dominant... She v-very often s-sends beta-chills r-running down my yellow spine...
>>707161121
or inspect element
>>707161205
who the fuck is marina
the problem with these threads is that there are too many nobodys
-you might want to name them so that others could catch their names, at least
>>707156050
You dumb meme-regurgitating forever-alone spergcunt.
>>707161239
>>707161210
>you are accusing me and him of being something we are not
you mean clever?
>>707161341
kek anon i love you
I heard that if you sneeze when you have a boner you can blow out a ball
>>707161210
>>707161297
kek nice try marinafag but everyone is well aware now that the watson spammer is just marinafag
>>707161275
yeah that too
>>707156695
It's interesting, isn't it? /b/ used to be the worst, and while no-one was looking, /pol/ took that particular purulent crown.
>>707161378
straight up unironic.
>>707161378
>REKT
>>707161341
while using all those meme words
very impressive
>>707161249
Thank h-heaven she l-loves m-me o-or I-I'm s-sure she w-would have seriously h-hurt m-my ass up...
>>707161430
You can say it again and again until your face turns blue but emma fans dont give one shit about anyone else.
i used to give half shits about portman and knightley but they have been dropped and dropped easily
>>707161399
Holy wow, that's the first time anyone's ever said anything nice to me on here. You, my nameless /b/rother, have just made a stranger's day a little bit better, and I hope I've made yours better too.
>>707161602
I wanna sniff those shoes when she's done
>>707161630
You have anon, I thank you. stay classy
>>707161584
dont forget about the time you used to spam jlo and selena etc faggot.
>>707161447
/b/ was always kids just being edgy for the sake of it. Its been that way for years, now we just get this "LUL I SAY CUCK AND CALL PEOPLE SJWS ALL DAY AREN'T I EDGY" shit.
>>707161656
she needs a nose job
>>707161630
kill yourself you loser
Why is old- Eminem's ghost behind Emma?
>>707161746
you still are a kid you ginormous faggot
>>707161806
>hfw you don't satisfy her sexually
>>707161741
>spamming non whites
>spamming anyone other than a goddess
lol great thanks for that
>>707161932
>2/10
its ok marinafag we know its you you already proved it above saying the samethings marinafag did
>>707161871
Sick vocab bro.
Also imagelimit
