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Alright /b/ I've been drinking and open to giving away free shit. Moderately wealthy and get a kick out of getting wasted and blowing it. Ask me anything.
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>>707143670
Can you buy me a trump hat OP?
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>>707143791

Only if you grab me by the pussy.
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buy me a grilled cheese
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>>707143670
Buy a tub of lube
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Any chance you would buy a coffee-fag a Mazzer Super jolly?
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>>707144010

How would I do that?
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>>707144040

Like how big of a tub?
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What is the most you have blown away in a drunken night?
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How did you become "moderately wealthy?
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>>707144043

What is that?
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>>707144120

$300 in 24 hours. I'm not proud of it.
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Can you hook me up with civ 6? http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198147913830
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>>707144133

I was born really wealthy and raised in privileged. Work in tech now.
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>>707144133
Aye thats dubs or me i want porn
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send me the money so i can grill me a cheese its like 10$ an average size block over here
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>>707144155
A fancy grinder for my espresso machine. My dreams have outgrown my current budget.
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>>707144214

What on earth is that?
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>>707144324

What do you do for work?
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>>707144203
Just random useless shit or somthing that you could get a gain fromater on?
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>>707143670
If dubs you have to donate all your money to Hilary Clinton
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>>707144417
I am a college student working two jobs at the moment. Both part-time Tech jobs.
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>>707144362
Some video game game loosely based around history. Shit helps me stay sane while dealing with school
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>>707144495

It was all food except one dude that wanted guitar strings and one that wanted a tee and sneakers.
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>>707144513

I've already donated quite a bit to her.
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>>707144699
Collage student blowing money ina druken rage.... fucked up dude. What you studying
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>>707143670
You ever feel like you were held up to some standard since you came from wealth? Was there ever a worry that you'd be a disappointment?
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>>707144954

My parents are both disappointed me. I was told from a young age that I wasn't a person, I was a business investment.
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Eyy can I have rocket league
http://steamcommunity.com/id/elfinlox/
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>>707143670
Buy me a horse butt fleshlight.
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>>707144817
Computer science, first year though. Gen Ed is so fucking boring.
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I feel your pain. Junior now. It gets better.
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>>707145089
That's killer dude. I'm in high school and want to persue writing. My dad gives me shit for it all the time. I'm good with computers and could easily do something in IT but I honestly have no drive for it. It kills me knowing that I either have to choose between money or something I love
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>>707145649

It's the 21st century. Don't choose. Write your fucking ass off. Do it every day. As much as you can. Carry a notebook and pen with you everywhere. See what happens. Worst case scenario, you do IT while you write. Best case scenario...
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>>707145649
Use comp Sci to fund your passion stupid.

Get it certs, make 20 an hrs, work 30 hrs a week, write in mean time and "find yourself".

Basic certified i.t. work is easy bank and maybe you get a job doing Internet writing.

You should submit columns to journals and websites, build a resume, get funded to go to good school, and drop lsd.

Don't deviate or turn left.
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Buy my girl an outfit and I'll have her wear it for you on cam and do whatever you want
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>>707146203

I appreciate the offer but not interested. I'm largely asexual.
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>>707146189
Thanks OP needed to hear that. Just a matter of putting my head down and full throttling it ahead. Hope everything works out for you.
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Send your wealthy friends to my channel, Eric Trump.

mrcalloway1992
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>>707143670

It's 1:45am and I'm watching Expendables 3. How are you moderately wealthy, anon?
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Just send me something really fucked up. If you're legit, email [email protected]
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>>707146798

Asked and answered. Born wealthy, work in tech. I invent shit.
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>>707146806

What's your Kik?
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Hey OP can you hook me up with Batman-The Telltale Series

https://steamcommuntiy.com/id/Darkknight927
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Send some cash to my pay pal?
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>>707146933

You misunderstand. What do your parents do?
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Hey bud canadafag. I could use some new jordans plox
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>>707147107

Dad is a diamond merchant, mom is an attorney
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>>707146982
Shit mistyped 1 number. Still Batman guy here
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Darkknight937
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Where do you live?

Also, artist who lost his expensive pencils on the bus, I don't suppose you'd wanna lob me some on amazon.
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>>707147231

Does this require your Dad to travel?
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>>707147370

What's your Kik?
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>>707147414

Sometimes, usually not. Why?
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>>707147467
jerellevincent
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>>707147279

Sorry, just have Amazon, not steam or whatever else.
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>>707147519

You tell us that you were raised as a business prospect, I wondered if it was any part a result of parental absence. So they were always there for you?
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>>707146967
Don't have one bruh. But if this opportunity is legit, I'm making one right now. It'll probably be SquirrelMafia15 if available.
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Send money plz
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TonyHarrison14 is my kik goodsir anything helps
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>>707143670
buy me a fleshlight op
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Oooh buy me overwatch, CIV, ARMAIII or you could preorder me Dishonored 2 for around Christmas. Its been a shitty year <3

Steam: Blade VIII
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>>707146967
Account made. SquirrelMafia15
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Would aprecciate a gift card on Amazon anon
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buy me two of these and i'll give you some nudes of my ex
or me, if youre into that
add cloud0005 on kik to communicate

https://www.amazon.com/Battle-net-Store-Gift-Card-Balance/dp/B012JMS4W2/ref=sr_1_1?s=videogames&ie=UTF8&qid=1475992474&sr=1-1&keywords=battle.net
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Hello OP.

If you are willing, I would like a Samsung EVO 850 500GB SSD. My old one may be crapping out and I'm looking to upgrade anyways. If you do, you can PayPal me (since my Amazon draws from my PayPal via card) or send an Amazon gift card to my email: [email protected]

If you are a fairy who does grant wishes, I thank you and will pay it forward.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OBRE5UE/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=5TSDBG3KNZ2G&coliid=I80XWS8PZ1QVW&psc=1
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>>707143670
I would really like just two bucks on my paypal account please, I've never had any real money on that shit.


[email protected]

many thanks op
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Send Amazon cash 200 to [email protected]
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>>707149363

What's your Kik?
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can you send me 21.69 paypal? OP?

i will do anything you wish
[email protected]
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>>707149711
bumping Op hear me out
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>>707143670
Send me a box of dildos and KY jelly to my apartment. The address is

Jose Santana
1505 W Tharpe St
Apt 1722
Tallahassee FL 32303

I'm going to be waiting for it. Don't be a faggot and puss out. I wasn't too make a thread of me using them once they arrive.
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>>707149788

Nice try. I'm asexual. Your pic is fake as shit anyway. Good enthusiasm though!
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>>707149788
just kidding, dont give me any money, if i see that someone gave me money i will FUCKING SHOOT SOMETHING i swear to god
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>>707150193
did you know that being asexual is not a thing,
money has gone to your head and you feel superior to people just saying dawg
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>>707150339
I will give you advice for 0.25 cents a question,
feed my children tonight
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>>707143670
Buy me Torchlight 2
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>>707150339

Don't feel superior, just not sexually attracted to people, and certainly not going to give someone money because they have a tits pic they downloaded from Lady Google.
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>>707149711
That's a very specific amount.
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>>707150193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64kLwRZx0_o&index=16&list=PLAC8461BFD84EBD26
>>707149711

if you like this song plz give me money
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>>707150520

No idea what that is, sorry. A game?
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>>707143670
Buy yourself Dragon Dildos.
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>>707150700

Well I appreciate the offer but I'm super not interested.
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>>707150700
i got fucking dubs twice in a row nigga plz
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Buy me a pocket pussy
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>>707150594
Yeah,its on steam 20$
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>>707143670
Help me get wasted also
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I dont care who you give money too, but you should spend $19.40, so your balance will be 666.66
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mind giving a buddy an Amazon gift card for say $70?

[email protected]
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>>707143670
My girl and I want some fresh popper (Rush preferably)
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A $100 steam card would be great
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>>707150820
HOLY FUCK THANK YOU OP!
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>>707150849
My steam id is falcongenesis and would make me happier than satan on halloween if you got me it
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>>707143670
send me 15 bucks on paypal so i can buy a gram of weed, beer and ciggarettes, you would make my day a lot better anon
[email protected]
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>>707144203
Seriously? Small potatoes bud, I could blow that in a couple bar tabs easy
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>>707150990
Right? I was at $666.06 at one point which was nice. I had that going for me.
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>>707143670
Mind giving me a copy of bioshock infinite on Steam?
Username: toomanyboats, level 11 account
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>>707151112
>Google Chrome
>F12 or right click and "inspect element"
>Find HTML to edit
>edit
>???
>profit
>not fooling anyone except idiots

Plus there would be commas.
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>>707151233

Alright you guys if we met in person sure, I'd help out, but Amazon credits can only buy so many things.
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>>707143670
Hey OP im a bartender thats broke as fuck can you mail me a bottle of vodka? Id preffer greygoose but anything would be nice
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>>707151342

Amazon and steam are really really different.
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>>707151397
It can buy me a new SSD :)
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>>707151371
u got TROLLED xd
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>>707151519
well played well played my friend xDDDD le le le
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A 50$ Amazon card to [email protected]
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>>707151572
pls send me money though i beg u
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Hey man can you send me $130 so I can finally afford a decent amp for my guitar? Paypal is [email protected] , I would be eternally grateful!
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Dubs fro once in my fucking moderately pathetic life.
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Op is a cool lad.
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can you send me a pepe pin or shirt?
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>>707150700

FUCKING SMASH
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Op isn't giving away anything...
Who would waste money on a bunch of fagots like you?
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>>707151685
I am not OP. I beg of OP to send me money too my friend xD xD lelele
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Be me, 12 years old, dad in bad debt and my HD6850 is starting to break down. Can you please hook me up with a RX 460 or RX 470? I can give photo with time stamp is needed.
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>>707150700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMTrthePKU0
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>>707147467
>>707147370

OP Delivered, thanks man. I'll draw some dank meme's for ya when they arrive! <3
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Please buy me Arma 3 pack https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=325713128&token=e7xqyiVU
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Can you get me one of those granite suction cups that dude used to climb trump tower?
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The bohemia pack pls
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>>707143670
hey op will you buy me catgirl dating simulator on steam?
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>>707151877
how did your parents take you dropping out of 6th grade to play TF2?
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OP I live at a campground in Hawaii, fucking slummin it hard, if you sent any amount of funds to my amazon account [email protected] it would help more than you could imagine!
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OP send me money for a ps4- [email protected]
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>>707153268

What do you need? Want some snacks or something? What's your Kik?
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Can you get me a 32 gig flash drive? Please OP it would mean a lot!
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>>707143670
I have a all in one monitor.
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Could you get me a 20 dollar steam card?
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Im in desperate need of a flashlight, please if anyone could give me one, does not matter what kind, I would be very greatful.

[email protected]
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>>707153268
why the fuck are you a poor fag? Why don't you go find a job faggot. Don't give me that "nobody's hiring" bull shit. There are jobs everywhere whether under the table or tax paying jobs.
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>>707154114

What's your Kik?
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>>707154218
Can't get a job :^( (15)
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>>707154218

OP here. Leave them alone. Why do you have to be mean for no reason?
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>>707154258
whats a kik?
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>>707154708

It's a messaging app
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>>707154708
Ohh, I dont have that, I can get it though
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If you don't mind, could I get 50 dollars in PayPal?

[email protected]
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>>707154934

If you're the campsite dude I'm down to help out. Basically if you need stuff to live then I'm open to helping.
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Buy me Borderlands 2 GOTY on Steam? http://steamcommunity.com/id/hipposgalore1/
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>>707154114
>>707155110
Not the campsite dude, Just need a flashlight
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>>707154334
Life is mean. It's not meant to be given. You have to fight to survive. What makes you think we have escaped our biological history of what made us who we are.
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send $600 amazon egift cards to [email protected]
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>>707155226

I don't have any credits on steam and I'm not really into getting guys DVDs or games or graphics cards.
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>>707155323
No worries bruv, worth a try
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>>707155633

So far it's been clothes, shoes, food and art supplies. Mostly food.
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>>707155323
Hey op I'm the guy with the guitar, I'm not doing to well at the moment and busking isn't paying enough but an amp will attract more people. You really would be a great help for a generous cause
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>>707143670
Buy me some money.
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Pls don't forget me op. I need a flashlight :(>>707154114
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>>707155849

How much is an amp?
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buy me some games like csgo and shit: latem420
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>>707156017

What's your Kik?
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>>707156064
About $100 after conversion $130 for a decent one, I live in the UK so things are a bit expensive
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>>707156099
Hang on one sec, making it
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Tri Force can you?
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>>707156242

That's quite a lot. Don't think I can do that. Sorry man.
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My sister's birthday is tomorrow and I'm pretty broke as a joke right now
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>>707156284

Cool let me know
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>>707151877
Check em'
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>>707156651
my kik is groed 234
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>>707156481
Any chance you could spare $50? I could at least get a pedal, can probably ask a few friends to see if they have an old amp
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Yo OP can you buy me a bowie knife? One of those uh
Timber rattler I believe
I know they're not the best but they look sweet and im short on cash ATM
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>>707143670
can you buy me a fresh pair of timbs?
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>>707156795

Probably not but I'm open to talking about it. What's your Kik?
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Id take a $50 psn card.
Heres my email.
[email protected]
And in exchange, I'll be your friend forever.
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>>707157534
Kik: coreyhp
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Would just appreciate an amazon gift card tbh
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OP here. Guess that's a wrap. Thank you to the dudes I could give to.
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>>707159119
G'night lad
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