My ex's dick...anybody else have a little dick relationship or hook-up story?
Tits or GTFO or if your a fag GTFO
>>707141739
you like grills or guys?
where you from?
Ma lil dicky
>>707141739
That dick is average to slightly above average. You cant really tell unless you post erect.
>>707142035
I like guys obviously
I'm not telling where I'm from
>>707142156
That's as big as it gets
>>707142363
Pretty sure that's not erect.
>>707142606
He had a micro dick it was awful
>>707142201
Fuck you. Would suck. Tell me your country. I'm Canada.
>>707142844
USA
>>707142778
Even if that's full erection, it's not a microdick. Microdick is defined as smaller than 2.75". His would just be small.
>>707142778
So are you sexually frustrated.
Would anyone suck this beauty?
>>707142844
Different anon. Also canada. You suck cock a lot?
>>707143237
Yes. That's like 9/10.
>>707143206
Not anymore I dumped him a few months ago
>>707143263
I'm not a guy
>>707142778
>Dick is clearly average 5~
>He had micro dick
Seriously? Fuck off, cunt.
>>707143599
Lol that is not 5
>>707143263
where in Canada? we are a big country
>>707141739
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much \ /
I want to take 3 cocks at once, not your exs though because ur a fag and it touched you so it has that fag disease on it. fag.
Do you like my dick op or to small
>>707143770
I could barely feel it he used to say how small it was all the time
>>707143822
Looks like the judge is banging more than his gavel
Looks like she misjudged the judge
>>707144038
I wouldn't complain
>>707144189
Lmao
>>707141739
ITT: Cunt accuses a possibly normal to slightly less that normal sized penis of being "too small" while never considering that perhaps her vagina might be a little "too big".
>>707144189
Thanks ;)
>>707144819
Just curious
how big is it?
>>707144759
I've had guys that are like 4 and a half and they were fine this guy was just really small
>>707144965
5.4-5.6 haven't measured in a while but almost as big as a Gatorade bottle
>>707145195
Good for you :)
>>707145406
Thanks :) are you op ? How big is yours?
>>707145538
Lol yes
I'm a girl
>>707144038
>>707144819
Kek that dick is big. Not small in the slightest.
>>707145629
Cool
>>707145717
Thanks I still feel small though :) I'd honestly rather take dick I think
>>707146513
Have you ever been with a girl?
>>707146650
No :( virgin fag
>>707146837
How old are you?
P.S. You can ask me any questions
>>707147006
18 wait so your >>707145629
Don't really have many questions
>>707147405
Sorry lol I'm op
Anyone wanna succ this
Any takers on this tiny dick?
>>707147535
That's okay I don't Care, if you can't tell in bi so yeah, so what's the biggest you've taken ?
>>707147631
OP here wow that looks big
>>707147631
Yes >>707147706
Yes :) would suck and sit on both of you at the same time :)
>>707147724
I had a bf freshman year of college and he was like 9 inches
>>707147706
OP here you're not small you're pretty average to me
>>707147941
Wow damn, you use toys ?
>>707141739
The balls are not pulled in and the foreskin is balled up. Lern 2 erekt
>>707143441
that doesn't answer the question
Is 4 inchea ok if you're 15? (really self conscious of my size, lmao)
>>707143377
Looks like he dumped you to me. Besides, where is a pic of your dick?
Do you consider 15cm short? im 15,75cm when full boner.
>>707148390
Every girl does lol
I don't really use big ones though just a vibrator
>>707145717
>>707146513
um, that's actually average
but if you can get in in doggie position in either holes, you're good to go
>>707148454
Lol true I don't do a lot of hookups but I've sucked all my bfs
>>707147631
I would gladly suck
>>707148509
OP here
I didn't have sex until I was 17 but I've been with older guys who are smaller so you're fine
>>707148550
I don't have a dick
>>707148584
answer ffs
>>707148037
Lol thanks, im 1 inch or less limp tho
>>707148960
Thanks OP
>>707149014
Then where are your tits?
>>707149204
They look so cute when they're small soft
Good thing you're a grower though lol :)
>>707148655
I want to buy some toys but currently still living with parents so have to wait a few months :(
>>707148685
Oh I'll make sure
>>707149335
Lol I'm not showing my tits
>>707147706
Nothing beats sucking a hard tiny dick. I'll take tiny over big any day
>>707141739
my wife's ex (who is a pathetic excuse for a man) left him for me, cucking him in the process. I was a regular extra for them (im bi and i was happy to go both ways because he is actually pretty cute). he has about a 4.5 inch penis. after she and him broke up, he went downhill fast, and, instead of cutting him loose to kill himself or worse, we decided to invite him into our home. we use him for sex and money. he is no longer welcome to go vaginal with her, however, she likes anal with him because he is a good 2 inches smaller than i am. and i get a cute little ass to fuck too. hes put on a bit of weight recently, but made his ass fatter. its funny watching him squirm, because he is a total cockslut even though he "isn't gay". yeah. totally. hes straightened up lately though, so i gotta give him some credit. he pays 400 bucks rent on top of it (though he gets regular sex, food and great internet in return)
>>707149014
You're clearly missing the guy if you bothered to make this thread. I think he dumped you
>>707148584
15.75 is roughly 6.25 inches. that is above average by almost 2 cm.
I will be your president!
Then I am famous.
All your daughters and women want to fuck me.
Hey you loser! Vote me!
Hey all my pussygirls vote me!
Make my cock great again!
>>707149620
OP here
I wouldn't complain about anything over 5 so you're good :)
>>707143237
>>707143317
>has foreskin
>eurocuck or bassackwards murrican
have fun getting raped by gay muslims or your priest
>>707149620
Fuck yeeeeeeeeah. im still a vrigin tho. And masturbate once daily. Will nofap improve dick gains?
>>707149795
Mmmmn I want a bassackward. Sounds kinky
Heres my cock op do you like
>>707149822
Lol I have no idea
You're dick is fine though don't worry about it
>>707149822
Nofap is the nerd equivalent of essential oils
>>707143237
get circumcised
>>707149948
OP again
Umm...how big is that?
>>707143293
get circumcised plz
>>707149948
Where are the balls?
>>707142059
jesus please circumcise
>>707149472
cupsize then?
>>707149948
Do you not have balls? Also you look obese
>>707150393
C cup
>>707149472
confirmed dude, gtfo
>>707150063
About five inches but really overweight so i had to push back my fupa
>>707149429
My girl loves letting it grow down her throat lol. The biggest i have gotten to grow was 10, but i was pretty twacked and fucking her alot.
>>707147631
why are there hairs that high up on your shaft?
>>707150063
Without the bj
>>707150745
OP
What does your gf think?
>>707150802
OP again
There's no way that could grow from 1 to 10 inches don't get carried away sweetie
![T78yGkI[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/m6ytN5Y.gif "T78yGkI[1].gif")
>>707150886
>>707151081
She prefers i stay fat. Which confuses me. I wanna lose weight so my dick looks normal. When im fucking her i can see my dicks normal looking compared to her but on me, too small looking
>>707150886
OP
I'm sorry but that is not 5
>>707150745
You must be a fucking retard if you call that 5 inches.
>>707150886
That's a great tiny cock. Your girl is lucky she gets to suckle on such a tasty little cock, but can she even feel you inside her?
>>707151374
OP
Does she like it small?
>>707141739
Here's my little guy. I've thought about going trans since it's so small
>>707151245
Lol.... i have no reason to lie on an anonymous message board doll. Thing most guys dont understand is if you want a big dick, make that shit big. I jelq, keagle, and make a consious effort to pump more blood into my dick when im hard. Ill edge for up to 2 weeks at a time having regular sex the whole time.
>>707151516
I guess. I mean once i push all the fat back it gets in deep. Ill try snapping a pic to compare it to something to give yoi a better understanding. Tho i know i have the fat against me
that feel when you only ever get bj's
>>707151690
OP
That doesn't look too bad how big is it?
>>707141739
>THAT FUCKING MOMENT WHEN YOU SEE YOUR DICK ON A SMALL DICK THREAD WTFFF
>>707151839
Fucking kek!!
>>707151714
That's not how dicks work dumbass
>>707151839
lol that's hot
U like?
>>707151727
OP here
Yours is really big :)
>>707151811
OP
It looks fine to me
>>707151895
Haha ok... ill tell my dick what you said.
What do you think?
>>707152034
OP here
Is that yours?
I know this sounds weird but that's a really pretty one :)
>>707152220
>>707141739
Hey OP here is my dick. Let's fugg all night yea?
>>707141739
>>707152312
lol you are pathetic. how long is that thing when hard?
>>707152312
BAHAHA
>>707152375
pretty and smooth.
>>707152300
this isn't yours... was on a thread a few days ago
>>707152375
OP here
Wow that looks nice :)
>>707152496
wow sherlock did you figure that out by the time stamp?
>>707152375
>>707152536
putting a face to the dick
>ITT: people who don't realize you measure dick length all the way to the pubic bone
That's what all of the "world averages" are based on. And how else would you measure a dick length anyway? Fat bastards like >>707150886 have dicks that look smaller but are actually average. If he lost weight, it would look average. You lose anywhere from a quarter of an inch to half an inch of visible dick for every 20 pounds overweight you are, but the dick doesn't disappear. Christ, you people probably aldo think the cross section of a dick is a circle so you can multiply the width by pi to determine its girth around the shaft.
Also
>ITT: at least two people that somehow think circumcised is better
Fuck off. A circumcised cock is like a marker you lost the cap to years ago. Dried out, and serving no purpose but the Jew agenda. The scars are gross, it promotes no hygiene advantage, and it's a Jew social construction that Christians later tried to adopt ONLY to keep their sons from masturbating (they wanted to do the same for women, but it turns out the American public draws the line somewhere in between slicing up a baby dick and pouring acid over a baby clitoris). PLEASE don't continue the cycle of sheer retardation and mutilate your sons.
>>707152300
>>707152496
its also stolen from mydickvs.tumblr.com
>>707152395
>>707152399
3 inches on a good day
>>707152666
lol @ measuring to the pubic bone. if you do it that way I'm well over 7 inches...
http://stumpycok.tumblr.com/
>>707152666
ok Satan
>>707152637
OP again
You're really cute :)
How big is it?
>>707152536
>>707152637
btw @op sc is ohman5
Does this meet OP's standards?
>>707152859
it's around 6.5-7...is that good enough?
Cock without pushing back the fupa
>>707141739
>>707152183
Tfw your dick is ignored
>>707152922
OP
Yes it does it actually looks pretty big
>>707153000
OP
That's plenty :)
>>707152819
Yes. Yes you are. Fucking congrats. Do you want a cookie for figuring out how to use a ruler properly?
>>707152843
>offer humanity critical thinking skills
>suddenly I'M the bad guy and some creature whose body I borrowed to talk to you guys, and his family, lose their legs over it
God blows.
>>707153146
OP are you male or female?
>>707153008
It looks like someone stabbed your dick into you
>>707152637
LOL WHATS UP CESAR
>>707153101
Length is only a little over average but I'm pretty girthy, haven't measure my girth though.
>>707152183
you should do mydickvs.tumblr.com -- would love to see both of you vs. the battery
>>707153225
OP
I'm a girl
>>707153000
If you have to ask, it's never enough. If you don't have to ask, it's always enough.
Fucking beta cuck virgin catfishing fag.
>>707153265
What is that?
>>707153232
lol buddy I too a screenshot of my friend's snapchat story because he took a pic of me after he cut my hair calm down
>>707153253
OP
Well it looks beautiful
>>707153337
well OP said it was enough :^)
>>707153174
you got trip 666 dummy it's a joke
>>707153326
OP
tits please :(
who has Tumblr http://stumpycok.tumblr.com/
>>707141739
do i meet your standards op?
>>707153454
OP is an ugly fatass swine or a huge faggot who won't even post tits with timestamp to prove otherwise. Fucking congrats.
>>707153228
Dont get overweight
>>707153410
Thank you. I still noticed a severe lack of tits and timestamp in this thread though.
Damn uncircumcised dicks are ugly af
>>707145629
>>707153535
OP
Yup that's plenty
>>707153640
op are you really a guy?
you lil stinker, you
>>707153514
I know.
>I only pretended to be Satan to continue the joke
>it was all a ruse
>>707153582
Kek. How old are you dude and how old is the chick in the photo?
can anyone here beat 11 quarters?
>>707150886
what the fuck are you like a post op tranny? How are those balls below that dick
tfw my exs' dick
he always said he was 6.5 in. lmao
>>707153836
..bro uk how gross that money is? I hoped you washed those quarters before
>>707153836
>Tfw I don't even have 11 quarters
>>707143759
...a big country where 90% of your population is 100 miles from the land flowing with tits and honey
>>707153796
24 shes 19
I've never understood why women tell their friend's about their boyfriend's dick size or show off personal pictures.
I don't respect women anymore.
>>707153836
>dirty hands on your dick 24/7
>dirty money on your dick now
Hope you like syphillis. Fuck, this is exactly how you always ruin your nice things.
>>707152819
>>707153174
Hes not even using it properly he's added an easy .5in just by angling his dick and ruler to the left
>>707153884
wtf is wrong w it??
>>707154059
>anymore
There's your problem, Count Cuckula
>>707154059
small dick detected
>>707149507
You mean you're a cuck / gay
>>707154000
Oh shit I was expecting you to be like 40. Lose the weight man don't die an early death
>>707154151
honestly i dont know
Suckable?
>>707153884
left or right OP?
>>707154105
My point was he's still plenty big, even tho I said he used the ruler correctly. I didn't even click the thumbnail. Didn't perform actual analysis on his ruler method. I apologize.
>>707154275
Slowly working on it. Walk two miles every day then factory work lost 20 lbs over the summer but cant tell, too overweight. At one point 330 now 285.
>>707154462
what coin is that?
damn just jerked off before the thread. I would take a pic of my dick and post it. I don't feel so bad, my dick is like 6 when I'm thinner but 5 to 5 1/2 when I'm fat as fuck.
>>707154275
Also want to add cutting out soda was a major key
>>707154587
>not measuring to the public bone
Why do people think this is how to measure a penis? Visible length and the dimension that averages are based off of are totally different.
>>707150745
kek looks like my dick size is above average after all
>>707154539
What's your diet like now? That's how you'll lose most the weight. Well done and good luck
>>707154746
pubic bone*
would op suck?
>>707154901
>implying OP's fat/faggot ass willing to suck is a compliment
No tits/timestamp to prove OP is not a land whale or giant faggot, so you have to assume one or the other, anon.
>>707154746
they do it, because it measures their dick slightly bigger.
>>707154776
Felt bad for my ex. Current gf likes my size as is. But i wont be happy until im down to under 250. Not looking forward to being stuck inside for the winter.
>>707154520
>>707152300
who else wants to join the 'blue bic for scale' club?
>>707155037
Measuring to the pubic bone is the correct way to measure a cock. Yes, it makes the measurement "slightly bigger," but is the only way to look at genetics of the dick impartially and uninfluenced by the fat. Thus, all "world average" dick measurements are based on pubic bone to tip. If you just measure to your fat, you're cheating yourself out of actual length for a visible length measurement.
>>707142778
porn != sex IRL
well not usually
>>707154776
>>707154776
Dont really have a diet. Dont drink soda unless im getting drunk. No more fast or processed foods. If its can be microwaved i dont eat. Which was really tough for me as thats what i grew up on
>>707154105
>>707154536
>>707155401
tell me how im measuring wrong and ill do it again until i get a measurement that you guys are satisfied with - i'm not trying to deceive
>>707149472
Fuck off cunt. U know the rules
>>707155276
one on the right looks thin
>>707155577
Nobody here is asking for your dick measurement. Even OP gtfo. You were just holding the ruler so there was too much space and it created a bit of extra length for your result. But nobody cares.
>the hypoteneuse is always the longest side of a triangle
>>707155905
his dick is the hypotenuse of that triangle
Another fun fact for everyone ITT.
If you blindfold a woman and stick her with various dicks, based on size alone she will always find the girthier cocks the most pleasurable, almost regardless of length.
Length doesn't matter except for the visual attraction factor. Girth is far more important physically.
If you want to measure your girth, take a piece of string and wrap it around the widest part of your cock, then measure that length of string with a ruler. It's the "circumference," but not, because a cock is not cylindrical. It has a complex shape.
World average girth is about 4.5 inches, 1 inch below the world average length.
>>707142059
YOUR BALLS LOOK SAD
>be out of shape
>socially retarded
>8 inch cock with 5'5-6 girth
only fucked 1 girl and it sucked usually, she came like 5 times because im circumsized and i dont feel much pleasure so i can keep going. i would trade my dick for social skills tho. I have a fetish of hate fucking girls tho, the fact that cumming is extremely hard for me was started that fetish. I would share a pic if i had one, im not bothering taking one right now.
>>707156097
>dicks and rulers only exist in 2 dimensions
Look at the shadow the ruler casts over the base of his cock. There should be no space between the cock and ruler, otherwise you're adding length.
If he's off center in another dimension then that just further takes away from the accuracy of his measurement.
Once again, it does not fucking matter either way.
>>707156525
>There should be no space between the cock and ruler, otherwise you're adding length.
you are simply not right, that's not how it works.
>>707156444
>dick size matters
>number of sexual partners matters
Basically false.
>being in shape helps find willing sexual partners
>being not socially retarded helps find willing sexual partners
True.
>anyone would ever care about your post
False.
>>707152922
For a sec I thought your hand was a foot haha
>>707156774
>curvature of the dick affects length of the dick
>not straightening your dick before measuring
God I fucking hope you're not in construction. You have no concept of spatial reasoning and measurement.
>>707149467
spread em
>>707141739
Pic related (right) cheated on and eventually left her boyfriend of 5 years after cheating on him with me.
We only ever had met up for sex and she would frequently comment on how much bigger I was than him (7.5") and how it "hurts so good".
I could go on if you like.
>>707157138
nah
>>707157138
Cucks and bulls are all faggots. Go to sleep, faggot.
>>707157138
bay area?
>>707156774
It's more like this from another angle
Hence he's adding length
>>707151690
I dont think being a girl will make your dick bigger
>>707158056
I won't let this go underrated. kek'd.
>>707151690
>>707149507
You are a shit friend
I'm black and I wouldn't be that big of a nigger
>>707158254
the fuck is wrong with you
>>707158735
Nothing, but thanks for asking. Even though it was in a weird way.
Usually people ask "what's up with you?" or "how are you?"
Oh, wait, unless you meant why did I save a picture of a trap from 4chan and later post that image on 4chan. Still nothing wrong, yeah.
Fucking retard.
>>707159091
you autistic
>>707144038
>>707147631
>>707151727
i want to know how it feels in my throat
>>707159298
how much of that last one are you realistically going to be able to fit?
>>707159235
you retarded
I can monkey speak too, nigger. What's your point?
>>707159959
let me guess, 5.5"?
>>707159959
>>707159959
I'm guessing 6.5"
>>707160057
You have to be wrong
>>707160057
6 long 5.5 around ;)
>>707147631
How do you have pubes so high up on your shaft, and secondly (and more importantly) why haven't you shaved those fuckers away? It's NOT normal and it's NOT okay
>>707160175
6 on the part that faces up but the bottom of my penis has about 8 inches outside my body so it'll deceive you
>>707160625
>>707160849
Refer the the red fucking dot on my dick right there that's why we hate shaving the pubes on our big dicks (ingrown hair) and yes it is normal for us
>>707143237
dog dick+dickhair
3/10 on a good day, dont post that disgusting shit on /b/ ever again please
My friend/housemate's is somewhat small. He isnt shy about it or anything and gets laid once in a while, mostly with really slutty girls. Ive fucked a few of the same girls, they say he was ok, but not great. sometimes i like to subtly show off my bigger dick to him. i see him naked all the time also. if i was his size i would be shy about it
>>707150851
>>707160625
bad circumcision, doc didnt leave enough slack, as dick grows pulls up crotch hair
>>707161690
>>707160123
Wrong, happens to mine and I've masturbate dry whole life (thanks to mucho slack on foreskin)
>>707161582
if i had a big dick and was in your situation i would just walk around naked whenever possible. swinging such that he couldnt not look, you know?
>>707152666
>ITT: 1 faggot mad about his cheesy dogdick
ITT guys with normal sized dicks who think they have a small dicks. I haven't had sex in 3 years, I weasle out of it becaus I don't want to see another disappointed face.
there is a girl i want to ask out, and I'm pretty sure she likes me too because the last few weeks we have talked to each other's for hours at a time over the phone about anything. But everyone I want to ask her out I put myself down because I feel like my dick is small. Is it
>>707162008
>>707162122
to be fair some of these guys do just have small dicks
>>707162150
holy shit you are my dick doppelganger
balls, skin color, type of hair n everything
>>707162150
>>707162259
let's see it!
>>707162375
nah too shy/paranoid
nice dik tho
>>707161969
i know, he always looks already. Ive known him for a loooong time so we are comfortable around each other, have seen each other nude 100s of times over the years, same with the rest of our friends. have showered together lots of times, still do it now once in a while.
my dick good to anyone?!
>>707162150
>>707162674
more at mydickvs.tumblr.com -- let me know if you look the same as me hard
I got a guy I hook up with to snap chat me tons lo
>>707162822
looks like necrosis
I have a tiny dick, 1 inch when soft 3.5 hard. I don't even care
>>707163371
You're also fucking fat
Loss that shit and it'll be closer to 5', which is acceptable
>>707162822
Mmm would lie on my back and beg you to pump and fill me
>>707163733
id be honoured ;)
