g/fur
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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g/fur
I don't normally fap to furries but when I do I fap to gfurries.
Ded for sure
Alive
Hi furs! How are you all?
>>707112476
Nummy
Any comics?
>>707112685
What type do you want? ^^
>>707112401
Tired.
>>707112871
Muscle growth.
>>707112929
Nuh i don't have muscular fur comics, im just not into muscular furs
>>707112873
Long day? :o
How do I become a bear?
Also is 5.8 small?
>>707109139
Does HB still produce stuff? Its been a while since i looked for it.
Any good sites to see it?
>>707112685
ill bite
>>707112401
gay
>>707112929
suh tigger
>>707113367
>>707113406
>>707113344
checked
>>707113239
HB sucks, worst thing i ever subscribed for :<
>>707113036
Sound like you still in denial about being gay and still clinging to female forms.
Sad.
>>707113154
Nah, it's only started but stay up too late.
>>707113295
Hey soup
>>707113440
>>707113537
>>707113528
>Sound like you still in denial about being gay and still clinging to female forms.
b-but fembois
>>707113757
>>707113809
Bump>>707113367
Masodomia's better ,,!,,
>>707113939
>>707114044
>>707114090
>>707114209
>>707114296
>>707113757
Fembois are good, but you need to love muscle men too. otherwise you just bi.
>>707114296
What are you upto today?
>>707113492
Well you shouldn't have paod for it.
But HB is the only furry porn i like.
Pizza is good
>>707114445
Please be quiet. I am completely gay, never loved women ever. Yet I am more attracted to fembois and twinks then muscle men or bara's. I have tried having sex with a girl. I have never had any traumatic experiences relating to women. Yet I could not stay hard. So please shut the fuck up with your "Oh if you like sissy boys you're bi hu hu hu!" because its annoying as hell and untrue. Everyone has their own fucking tastes you brainwashed piece of shit.
>>707114438
>>707114445
I like both. As long as they aren't like TOO muscley. As in like steroid-tier huge.
And I'm looking for thigh highs and arm warmers to match my skirt, but its hard to find what I want ;_;
>>707114762
fuck yes
>>707114780
Also, on the topic of different tastes, different men like different kinds of women. Does a guy being sexually attracted to mostly/only muscle women make him gay? No! So shut the fuck up!
This has been a rant from a triggered faggot.
>>707114762
Speaking of pizza i'm making some for my lunch's this week.
>>707114780
lol so butthurt.
>>707114943
Gee you don't fuckin say. I'm out of this thread, good bye you single-minded faggot.
>>707114801
>Yet I am more attracted to fembois and twinks then muscle men or bara's.
can relate
>>707114887
>>707114943
pls no fight
>>707114780
AAAA U BI NIGGA
GET WIT SUM REAL MAN LMAO
FEMBOIS=GIRLSWITHDICKS
I DOWNLOADED THIS PORNOGRAPHIC FURRY IMAGE JUST TO MAKE FUN OF YOU
YOUR PARENTS ARE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
>>707114801
what kinda stuff do you need to match?
im expert on this shit
>>707115043
Nuuu please keep posting T_T
>>707115018
grow a spine cunt.
>>707114801
Steroid-tier are pretty rare you know. The woman equivalent would be a bimbo with plastic tits, lips, butt, nose job, etc.
Got the classic rainbow ones?
>>707115067
i need to match this with either black/royal purple striped arms and thigh highs
or just solid black or royal purple if the striped isnt available, kinda schoolgirly i guess
I have some purple multicolour striped ons but it's a different kind of purple and doesnt really match
>>707115491
hold your horses
Guess thread no ded after all
I'm olooking for a pic of Patachu just like this one, but he's wearing a black latex skin-tight suit. Anyone got it?
Hey guys, top here, How big do you like it? I'm 5.8 and I feel self-conscious, Also, How do I become a bear body type?
>tfw this will never be finished
>>707116055
Be fat, be hairy
>>707115633
ok first of all thats a long ass skirt
second of all, grey matches everything and looks pretty school girl ish
for that skirt tbh id go with grey socks/arm warmers
its what i do with my red skirt and it looks great. would look amazing with purple too
https://www.sockdreams.com/long-cuffable-scrunchable-socks.html
go buy some nerd
>>707116055
depends on the bottom really, some just want to feel the stretch all the time. so you'll never be enough for them.
Eat and lift weights.
I guess no more of the furry comic T_T
>>707115491
>>707115601
I like it when they are around ottermode or in between that and athletic. Any more is kinda turn off for me. I use steroid tier to basically describe anyone who's ripped as heck
>>707116180
>long ass skirt
I'm wearing it right now and imo its just right for me. Maybe even an inch too short.
Dark grey/black on that link looks like it would go really well. Now i just gotta find matching arms, maybe with a thumb hole too
I will miss the stripes though
>>707116760
>>707116634
you really have no patience do you
>>707116260
>tfw I have been lifting weights
>tfw no gains
>tfw I'm only moderately hairy
What type of body is right for me?
>>707116760
But otter mode is ripped with smaller muscles.
Hi anons. I don't have much furry porn. Is it ok if I pull an /hm/ and come for the porn and just stay for the discussion?
>>707116869
fin
>>707117000
okay, big muscles then
>>707117179
do whatever you like boyo
>>707116969
If your gains are not there you got one or some of these problems.
You are not working hard enough.
You are not eating right.
Your testosterone is on the low side.
>>707117275
So you don't like boulder shoulders to sleep on :S
>>707116760
>I'm wearing it right now and imo its just right for me. Maybe even an inch too short.
step your skirt game up fam
go shorter
and i found matching arm warmers on amazon. but it was uk amazon
>>707116969
when in doubt wear a fur suit
>>707116969
Some people like chubs. Others like hairy but muscular. It all depends on what you want. If you really want a bf so much that you'll change your personality or body type, you have some serious life choices to look over. Do what you want to do. There will always be a faggot who likes some kind of body type. That's what grindr is for.
>>707117417
keksimus maximus. Anon is right.
>>707117360
>>707117470
oh, i need to eat more.
I'm fat (not the good type) and I'm trying to lose weight, I went on a low calorie diet and lost 20 pounds. i guess i should eat more meat.
>>707117417
I only like the porn, not the actual shit
>>707117360
define boulder shoulders
>>707117368
i'm TRYING
>and i found matching arm warmers on amazon. but it was uk amazon
good think i live in the uk then c:
>>707117275
>>707116869
Can't believe I used to enjoy looking at this stuff.
>>707117753
well go to bed its late
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00PFW3KZK/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
>>707117622
I agree with >>707117360
If you want to be a big dom eat lots of protein and vegetables. Only eat a lot of carbs/sugars/gluten before a large workout. I'm a 21 year old twink, so most of the shit I know is from my bf.
>>707117622
Well being fat and then putting on muscle can stretch out your skin, not sure if you want that. If you are over 25% BF burn that fat down to 10-15% first then start a bulk.
>>707117753
Something like This, but smaller would not be a boulder to me.
>>707117962
why? I personally find it hot, but I perfer muscular men.
>>707117470
Oh, and really? let me give you the run down.
>Acne all over shoulders and back, I don't know why, I clean myself and wash my clothes
>man boobs and stretch marks
>my dick is only 5.8 inches
who the fuck finds that attractive
>>707118220
I neeeeeed boulder shoulders too sleep at night. Not sure what I'd do without someone to hold me after filling me up.
>>707118353
Don't know man, somehow girls turn me on more now.
Used to enjoy slapping my dick to some gay stuff but lately I don't get turned on by it anymore.
>>707116055
Me, 5.8" seems about perfect. I wish I had that in me right now.
>>707118394
>Your dick is over average AND you're fat
if you lost weight you'd have a monster dick
>>707118394
Lots of people have a pimple fetish. Tackle the first thing that people don't like; manboobs/stretch marks. It will take a year or more, but it is always possible to reverse/change your body. I've seen it myself. My cousin went from obese and 412 pounds to around 210 in one year. Now she has a boyfriend and weighs 170 and lives a healthy life. If you really want too, and really have the commitment, then you can do it too.
>>707109139
fur conference https://discord.gg/TSt5p9x
>>707117962
i cant believe i used to like girls
>>707117965
those are PERFECT thank you
>go to bed its late
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM
>>707118220
these are ok, anything bigger though id be ehhhhhhh
>>707118394
get some meds for the acne and moisturizer, work out the chest
5.8 is plenty you fuckboi
>>707118770
210 is still fat
>>707118749
I agree with anon. If you lost all your weight your dick would be around 7 or more inches (I think so..?). And you would have lost weight.
You have the chance to have a great bod (and great dick). Also, if your dick isn't that dick, don't be worried. I know someone who's totally into small dicks (4 - 6 inches) and can't handle the feeling of being full.
>>707118394
Eat healthier. Shower immediately after sweating and use anti acne shampoo (salicylic acid) and leave it on for 5 minutes. Go to gym 3-4 times a week. Stretch marks fade with time but you can get cream that makes them fade faster.
or
fursuit
>>707118639
>>707118890
Maybe i've just watched too much porn idk
>>707118899
Now she's not fat. In a year she lost almost 200 pounds. That's huge (like she used to be lmao)
>>707118749
6" is over average? I always thought I was small.
>>707116071
Did the artist get aressted for manslaughter ?
:^)
Evening guys.
>>707119099
Average is 5'5, people's perception of size is just fucked (people will see a 7 inch dick and claim it's 9 for instance)
Don't even worry about dick size though, unless your dick is super tiny or absolutely giant then it doesn't matter one way or the other.
>>707118890
how do you know im not ur mom
>>707118987
well if he measured it correctly then it is 5.8inches and will always be 5.8 inches.
which is a good size. I'm about that and ppl always tell me im 7 inches or bigger cause they are stupid
>>707119099
lmao no! I've been with around 15 guys, and at least 10 of them were 6 or smaller. Current bf has 7.5 inches (one of the reasons im still with him. I'm shallow) and I've been with someone who has 9 inches. Trust, it isn't as good as they say.
>>707119063
All I know is, my favorite dildo is about 5" insertable and kinda slender. I have one that's about 6.5" insertable and an inch thicker. I have to be really revved up for that.
![1475174472.pantswrestler_4k_006.mp4_snapshot_02.31_[2016.09.29_12.57.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eUHjdIG.jpg "1475174472.pantswrestler_4k_006.mp4_snapshot_02.31_[2016.09.29_12.57.15].jpg")
>>707119344
really?
Makes me feel better
>>707119474
Thanks Anon!
>>707119344
Oh, I prefer huge dildo's, especially bad dragon ones. But I prefer dicks that are around 6 - 7 inches, mostly because dildo's don't have a man attached that I need to pleasure.
>>707119063
maybe you're depressed?
>>707119252
suh dude
>>707119294
because my mom isn't GAY
>>707119569
Yeah, no prob. The one guy I've bottomed for was probably 5" long and 6" around. It was...uncomfortable. Not painful, but a tiny bit longer and thinner would have rocked.
>>707119683
yeah, I am, although it's better.
>>707119683
But... your mom likes guys. A requirement for being on this thread is liking guys. What if she likes furries? Oh my god... it is your mom!
>>707119683
neither am i
>>707119326
why do people buy bad dragon stuff then
>>707119795
Because a small outlier of gay guys love huge dicks. A lot like seeing huge dicks, but many women and guys will get scared when they're faced with one. The fanfictions aren't true.
>>707119795
i buy it because its fun to use once a week
but on guys i pref around 7 inches
so i can actually suck properly
no homo
>>707119762
how much better
>>707119778
if she like furries id legit kms
>>707119781
>>707120231
y-yeah, its only gay if the balls touch
>>707120440
about 70% better
>>707120440
only gay if i dont wear cute socks
>>707119305
~
>>707120694
Hello
>>707120507
it could be a variety of things, i can't really say anything but beat your dick to whatever you want to
i used to hate fembois but look at me now
>>707120508
i always carry them around with me just incase. wouldn't want to catch the gay
anyway i gotta sleep night cuties
>>707121111
night faggot
>>707120891
Hey luc, how's it goin' ?
>>707121642
Fine
Nothing much going on.
>>707121717
Have you ever looked at luxray and realized it had leper eyeballs
>>707122148
Not really
>>707114943
>lol so butthurt.
>>707122429
I can never look at it without looking at its mezmorizing eyes
>>707122553
damn ns
Tiger, the anon has you in a corner. You lost.
What he's saying is correct, everyone has their own tastes, it's not a requirement to like roided out hulk monsters in order to be fully gay.
what a mediocre assortment
>>707122868
That's the whole idea. its species in the game is Gleam Eyes
>>707119795
anus is stretchy
>>707122973
dude the last post in that argument was more than half an hour ago
>>707123182
So I'm not allowed to read the whole thread then?
>>707122984
How's life?
Keith linked me a /trash/ thread where someone claimed there is no porn of Pitou
oh my god this is hilarious
>>707123182
It's never too late to argue
>>707123303
I mean the issue seems mostly settled
>>707123305
it's baller I got 4th at a local and a philly player at big house beat a top 10 player in the world
>>707123368
yeah but the dude in the argument gave up the ghost
>>707112923
Source anybody?
>>707123533
That's pretty nice. Who do you main in smash btw?
>>707123533
They say you shouldn't kick a man when he's down, but that is the best time to kick a man
>>707123736
the bottom
>>707123844
Probably the most effective. Get the ribs, etc.
>>707123958
Exactly.
So Barry weighing in after the fact is perfectly logical
>>707123958
My mind immediately drifted to tier lists instead of the image.
>>707124125
yeah but the man isn't even on the ground, he already got taken to the hospital
this is just dissing the loser after the fight's over even though you weren't involved
>>707124137
Top in the tiers, bottom in bed, etc.
Fox is p. cute
>>707124317
Which means Barry can't lose, because he's already won by default. He can argue his little heart away
>>707124317
So what're you up to now?
>>707124424
welcome to fairweather intellectualism
>>707124594
watching big house in my room after several beers
feels good man
>>707124644
Nothing I say should be considered intellectual, I don't know what you're muttering about
>>707123368
Give link pls anon
>>707124644
Sounds more eventful than my evening
>>707124829
no I mean on barry's part
just joining the winning side after the fact, it's like rooting for a team that's undefeated
>>707124917
what're you up to?
>>707125033
Watching Stranger Things again
>>707125225
we've all been at that place where life is just too much and you need to rewatch a show you like and forget about real shit
>>707124939
Sounds like a good strategy to me.
>>707125394
I might step out to walgreens pretty soon. My smallpox scar's been itchy all night
>>707125620
you have
smallpox?
>>707125595
pointless, though
>>707125736
I was vaccinated for it and Anthrax about a month after I was stationed in Fort Hood. After the site scabs it leaves a scar; mine just gets itchy from time to time
>>707125736
Victory is never pointless
>>707117275
do you have the comic where they are on the couch playing vidya?
>>707125915
wait, do small children normally get smallpox vaccines or do you need to refresh them or what
>>707125948
The victory already happened.
>>707126067
Yes, and he has made himself part of it. Glorious victory
>>707126067
If you were born in the 90s you probably weren't vaccinated to smallpox. It's immunity is for life.
>>707126282
oh
well fuck I need to go stick me with a needle
>>707126272
just looks a bit silly to me
you're assuming that I read the post timestamps first of all
and secondly, you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel if you're still going on about this
>>707126516
It's my fault. I was celebrating your late victory.
>>707126516
yeah there's not really a lot going on but you should read timestamps next time it would make the whole world a better place
>>707126396
It's administered via inoculation. The nurse took a two pronged needle and stabbed a spot on my left shoulder about 10 times. Then I had to tend to the location for about 2 weeks making sure that took the bandage off when I showered, made sure the bandage was disposed of properly and couldn't even dry the spot off with a towel waiting for it to dry off before applying a new bandage. It gets insanely itchy after about 3 days later and stays like that a few days after the scab falls off.
holy shit my balls still itch
>>707126956
fuck that garbage I'll take my chances
>>707115874
Anyone? Darkdoomer took down part of his gallery and I can't find it anywhere else.
>>707127059
Different poster.
It's not really that bad. I got inoculated in Fort Hood as well before I went to Afghanistan back in 2011. The needle doesn't hurt and it's all done in an area less than the size of a dime. I slapped gauze and deck tape over it because I have a habit of scratching in my sleep.
>>707127059
It's honestly not that bad. With the exception of the itchiness. The maintenance portion is rather trivial if even the most below average soldier won't fuck it up
>>707127412
I'm less irritated about the pain and more about inconvenience, but I wasn't really planning on enlisting anyway.
>>707127452
I'm sure some of them find a way.
>Mischief Makers has shipped
Fucking radical.
Once I get all the N64 games I'm moving to Game Cube.
>>707127526
Doesn't take a lot of maintenance. The biggest annoyance (itching excluded) is that you have to stay out of the water and away from small children until the scab falls off naturally. This was June and I was heading back to Ohio for leave before deployment.
>>707127526
I honestly don't think anyone fucked it up
>>707127716
You gotta admit. That shit was so fucking itchy.
