Guides, advice and general knowledge thread. Post about anything
You can use a keurig to heat up water for ramen noodles.
>>707091521
i like how it gives actual advice and provides a chuckle along
You can drink bleach to kill yourself quicker
>>707091775
Faggot. A shot to the head is way quicker. If you are gonna post at least say something true
Common convention is that 1+1=2.
>>707091295
Why would anyone ever tie a tie like this?
bump
>>707092543
job interview, social meetings etc. Most probably no one will notice but if they do it surely is good
>>707091295
edgy and gay
Don't know if this shit is actually good
>>707093912
wat dis
>>707095136
it's mead
>>707095136
>>707095446
blackbrior mead
>>707091535
damnnn
>>707091496
I do it all the time. Works perfect.
>>707091732
Verified?
>>707096009
fuck that always sounded so good
i had a raging hankering for mead from that game
>>707092543
To match their fedora.
Hugo Strange's character in Gotham wore his tie like this and it looked retarded.
>>707096463
Can't confirm sorry. But doesn't hurt to try if i ever come across one
Crucial for anyone who browses any board
>>707096913
has anyone actually tried this?
ive been thinking about it for like 2 years
>>707096964
Then do it ffs
Tried pic related and works really good
>>707096964
iirc an anon said it worked like shit and then broke
>>707091732
This is fake. In what world would the change blast out of the change slot? Why would that be a feature?
>>707097111
good fucking bye socks
>>707097130
I don't really know but what would happen if you tried it and it DIDN'T work? would you eb arrested for pressing random buttons? Maybe it's a feature to get the money if there are no keys available
>>707096964
I tested it and it worked just fine for 3 times. Afterwards it slowly started ripping appart but as it is easy to make I have one around usually.
>>707097252
i think you meant did
>>707097111
how to ruin your socks and waste space in 8 easy steps!
>>707096964
...w.hy not buy a fleshlight? They are cheap af dude
>>707095136
Alcohol, yungfag
>>707097294
does it like feel good ?
>>707097378
theyre like 80 bux and huge and you have to like spend 30 mins washing them just for one jizz fuck that shit
>>707097563
Opportunity to learn when to pull out.
>>707097378
Pain in the ass to clean out - barely worth it.
>max. file size is 2MB.. pack it up boys, No info thread today...
>>707097743
>>707093483
That is a fedora tier tie knot. At an interview, tie a four in hand, a half windsor, or a regular windsor.
OPs post is just a subliminal message to communicate to other men that you're interested in them sexually.
>>707097446
Yeah but I'd advice making different sizes for the first time so you can test right away which one suits your disires best.
But keep in mind that a cheap fleshlight might feel better.
>>707091295
Here's some advice: Full Windsor knot only.
>>707097828
Saw this about a year ago in a similar thread but never tried this. Does anyone know if it works or if it's bullshit?
>>707094568
or you could chug the bottle until you have to stop chugging to cry. That's how i drink.
>>707097662
yeah becuase its not like orgasm is the entire point of jacking off
no ruin your orgasm and jizz into your hand dude
wow what a great idea you retarded fucking piece of shit fuck you i hope you die
>>707097941
>>707093483
are you 12?
>>707098062
>>707098026
Prolly the best advice in the whole thread
>>707097845
ok coo
thanks for the help i think ill try it
>>707097948
Well even if it works this is illegal m8. Unless you hide your ID they will surely catch you.
>>707098060
you complained about having to clean your fleshlight. And ofc you will never actually need to pull out in fear judging by your choices.
>>707098220
>>707098114
>>707098107
yes XDDDD
>>707098241
i complained that fleshlights are shitty and you gave me a shitty solution fuck you
>hurr durr you wont jack off in your hand that means im better than you
shut the fuck up
>>707098114
why .gif tho?
>>707097948
I used to do it in my language class, the teacher used a blog and I would DDOS it from my laptop with some friends for the lolz
>>707098292
>>707098332
haha thats cool c: hope your year is going well and you make lots of friends xoxox
>>707098378
>>707098402
I honestly don't know...
>>707098378
jumpscare after 6 minutes
>>707098451
>>707098402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-xjiXfJ58Q
>>707098516
>>707096051
how do i triforce?
>>707091966
What a strange thing to be passionate about.
>>707097948
you're a dip
>>707098620
>>707098710
>>707098620
Sorry i don't mean to seem rude or anything, it's a cool pic but isn't this basic highschool knowledge?
>>707098832
well yea, it is. I am still surprised that some people don't kn ow that..
If you're interested, here are all of them
>>707098809
what a strange thing to comment you boring dumb piece of shit
>>707091732
I can confirm that it actually works but only on really fucking old vending machines so you cqnt really do it nowadays. I remember when people figured it out like 10 years ago. Producents quickly got rid of those machines but iw was fun when it lasted
>>707098832
some people didnt graduate high school numb nuts
>>707098935
>>707098832
http://info.stylee32.net/PDF%20Library/Spark%20Charts/
forgot link
>>707098809
I would have cared immensely while I was younger as fashion was such a big thing.
now a woman still cares about your fashion, but more on your house, car, bank account and career than small details of your fashion sense
>>707099076
>>707098220
>>707098292
>>707098516
>>707098620
>>707098624
>>707098710
>>707098832
>>707098935
Not to mention it's a little boring. I mean, yeah it's neat, but it's also kind of tiring to try and pummel through as reading material. These threads are usually supposed to be filled with cool shit, like how to carhop
>>707099076
thanks /b/ro
>>707099213
I actually have them as well, but most of them are .pdf s.
https://info.stylee32.net/
just look here.
>>707099196
Uh thanks freshman chemistry jackass
>>707099213
I do have some other shit, but that's german
>>707099498
Uni-Jackass ;)
>>707099567
post away my friend
its time /b/ learned german anyway
>>707098026
>chugging disgusting raw vodka
>>707099973
as I said... it's .pdf s and/or bigger than 2MB
>>707100557
ah i see
>>707099076
>how2heroes.com
>>707091295
>>707101359
I didn't say that I've tried them all.
>>707101443
kill yourself
>>707098832
not everybody takes chemistry in high school dweeb
>>707101443
I'm gonna do this if i go Mitsubishi for job interview one day
try it and post results
>>707102592
>>707102592
I want to kill myself
>>707102592
>>707102592
>>707091295
>>707091295
Never tie your tie like this. You'd be seen as a fucking moron by every single person you meet.
>>707103273
Try No.2
>>707102592
>>707102592
since when do japs order from left to right? seems suspiciously weeaboo
>>707105037
not as weeaboo as your post fagit
>>707105037
This is being right Mr. Very Observant Man. Your observations bring much honour to this thread.
>>707105037
might be a text book
weeaboos hardly know even katakana
>>707103345
hey thats pretty good!
>>707104297
mind if i save this?
>>707105529
I'm sorry.
I will make a limited run of jpgs available via my ebay shop, however. Please try there.
>>707105841
okay expect to see me soon! I love your work!
>>707096913
>about 4/3 only.
>>707094568
That looks fucking rancid
Alcohol combos to try
>>707100176
>being a little bitch
>not wanting to get drunk as fast as possible with as little actual drinking possible.
>>707106252
you can clearly see that the stick goes beyond the cup, and you cant see where it ends in the pic but that's probably the extra 1/3 he meant
>>707106428
>wanting to get drunk
peasants
How to look like some habib rahim Ahmed mohammad
I'll contribute.
ITT mustard gas
>>707106252
should have been 4/3"
>>707098687
It's with altcodes, but it's hidden. You have to delete system32 on a windows machine to access this.
Big ups /b/
>>707107153
i'd imagine that police would use the stairs
>>707107338
in america? not likely
Drug combos
>>707106396
hmmmm, where have I seen those symbols?
>>>/mlp/
>>707091295
How about you tie it normally and don't look like a fag?
>>707107338
I'll just hop on up those stairs.
>>707107624
What a souprice
>>707107624
I don't even go there. I happen to find the pic on this board (I mainly just go here)
>>707107573
bad one tbh, alcohol helps shrooms effect
>>707091295
>advice
>>707091295
if you tie your tie like that people will assume youre gay
>>707093483
>Most probably no one will notice but if they do it surely is good
Why would that be the case?
On the offchance that you have some fashion-crazy interwiever in front of you? Even then, I'd say that 90% of the people who notice it would think you're a pretentious douche who feels too special to make a normal knot.
>>707107624
Oh shit, you're right.
Did I pass the test by not noticing it without someone pointing it out?
>>707108166
Poster of >>707106396
I also didn't even know
>>707108166
nice dubs
Guess so, the only thing that amazes me is someone doing a full list of cocktails insipired in MLP characters.
>>707091295
Is this the guide for how to look like a leddit autist in public?
Diagram of what steak doneness looks like
>>707107153
Has anyone here actually tried this?
>>707108812
Im doing maca, l-arginine, zinc misc and I don't know if I come more but im more horny for sure and have stronger orgasms
I love this one.
>>707097335
No dumbass he meant it doesn't hurt to try because if it doesn't work then there's no consequence apart from wasting all of 5 seconds
>>707091521
Kek
>>707097563
>>707097665
not even willing to spend the effort on that now?
wouldn't be too much of a surprise if you faggots are single
>>707091295
Nice, my favorite knot
>>707098687
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like that you negroid
Lots o bunches.
>>707110685
Do not fucking do this.
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>>707110685
Classic
>>707110685
Fucks sake.
>>707110685
Kek
>>707109450
And looking like a retard to anyone around.
>>707091521
Currently following the dank method.
>>707110685
This.
>>707110021
That's fucking retarded and a waste of time
>>707110685
oh look its this one again
>>707097948
hahahahahaha no.
This is not DDoS it's just a DoS and it doesn't even work well if your isp doesn't have high mb/s speed, oh and you get caught easy
essentially, do not try this
>>707091295
Let x = 0.999... and y = 1
If x, y are distinct real numbers, then there must exist a real number z such that x < z < y, or z = (x + y) / 2
In other words, there must be a number greater than 0.9999... but less than 1.000...
This is clearly impossible because an infinite string of 9s after the decimal point is the highest possible value in base 10 before reaching the next integer.
Contradiction. ? x and y are NOT distinct.
If you make an exception to the rule, and say that x < y with no intermediate z, then either:
A: (x + y) / 2 = x
B: (x + y) / 2 = y
There are no other alternatives. But...
A: (x + y) / 2 = x => x + y = 2x => y = x
B: (x + y) / 2 = y => x + y = 2y => x = y
still don't work because of contradictions (x < y).
?, there is no hope. 0.999... = 1
If you didn't get what's above, here's a proof you plebs could probably understand:
.333... = 1/3
.666... = 2/3
.999... = 3/3
...
3/3 = 1
.999... = 1
This is funny.
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>>707111465
Lol so I gotta walk around with my modded clipboard and book all day so I can use it as a extremely small cover in case of a fucking firefight?
>>707091295
No one should ever tie their knot like this. This is max cringe
>>707112144
^
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>>707091535
Would give me the same frustration as with a donut with no filling.
>>707093483
>be me
>be working at a print shop
>have problems with blueprints received from Hitachi for a power plant
>boss brings me to meeting with the team leads and some senior Hitachi japs
>in the meeting "not so happy"
>after meeting discussing with some of the technical difficulties with their tech team and good ways to resolve the issue
>japs with engrish no so happy point at my tie
>"dey asking how you do you tie rike dat"
>eldridge knot
>smile, give little bow
>undo my tie
>look up
>see 25 japs undoing their ties
>spend the next 30 minutes teaching them how to tie the eldridge knot
>boss tries to discuss the technical issue
>he gets ignored
>japs for day laughing over the eldridge knot
>everyone finally more or less has an eldridge-ish knot
>"You guys like karaoke?" I ask
>"ahhh karaoke? yes!"
>"Ok, let's go to my brother's bar and sing karaoke."
>"Oh you rika karaoke?"
>just stand there
>bust out
>"Nibblin on sponge cake..."
>"Watching the sun bake..."
>engrish chorus chimes in with
>"Ahh dose touist cowered ina oil"
>ride in limosuine with some big wigs to my brother's bar
>we all get shitfaced and sing karaoke
>manager is freaking out
>midnight rolls around
>VIP's start rolling out
>"is ok! we keep contract, we do many more contract wi you in future!"
>>707107153
>>707108762
Yes. It didn't work.
>>707111587
.999... = .999...
1/3 = .3333...6
3/3 =/= .999...18
Percentages don't count fucking retard
>>707113007
>>707111586
>>707111465
what are these all from?
>>707094568
>nutella
>but add some more sugar anyway
>ok wait that's not liquid enough, let's add some fucking heavy motherfucking whipping cream
>i don't have diabet yet, a little whipped cream on top should do the trick
>let's not forget the strawberry, fruits are important in your diet
>>707102334
This.
Favorite.
>>707108582
mustard gas bomblol
>>707110685
It unironically makes mustard gas.
>>707114371
One deadly ingredient you have military mustard gas. It's common too.
>>707106836
Is this dangerous??
People always comment on this one. It sounds like Heads kids talking.
>>707111465
Hilarious.
>>707114597
It's basically a cocktail that can't be put out with water
This was posted as a troll years ago, never trust this or the crystals
>>707110685
>>707114597
yes chlorine and alcohol explodes lmao
>>707110685
never seen this before
>>707114144
Funny how the non sequitur is not present when you read regularly /pol/.
>>707115036
Don't do it. Unless you want to wake up on the floor.
If you ever want to see an escort off of backpage, here is some advice.
>use usasexguide (if in us) for your region and pay attention to the seniors reviews to see whos legit and whos not.
>if there is someone you want to see thats not mentioned in the forum, try to get nudes from her before seeing her, its the only tool i've found for them to prove theyre legit
>Use pinger text free, its available as an app and works on pc
>dont see someone after one conversation, with text free you can make multiple accounts so always set her up with the first account to gather information
>always do everything covered, except maybe oral
>personally i feel disgusted after eating escorts out so I wouldnt recommend it.
Hope this helps yall lonely/deranged niggas
>>707114777
checked but half of the info in there is plain stupid
>>707111465
thats whay mah bibles lead plated
>>707114777
Came out wrong. Bad edit. Sounds like Phish kids/Dead heads to me.
>>707115279
Exactly! Drink bong water is my favorite.
>>707114597
It makes a chlorine bomb. You tell me.
>>707114597
no
its really really safe
you should try it
>>707111586
except this fails to stop fragments from hitting the underside of your jaw, neck and insides of the arms when hit. Additionally, there's no padding to stop the kinetic energy of the bullet, meaning you're still getting knocked on your ass and winded if hit.
>>707115828
They seem dated. But it's basically useful. You could improve on it.
>>707115227
why so much work? why not just get hotel room, call bitch, if she shows up fuck?
>>707116041
It's the "If" part that makes people not want to do it
>>707091732
I can verify this one. My family used this trick decades after decades, travelling through the whole country and using this trick. That's how we made our fortune. Fast and easy money. Can only recommend.
>>707114144
If we followed these rules, nobody would be able to argue anything.
>>707114901
==bullshit==
== bullshit with spaces ==
>>707117347
>>707116011
IDK, most people tend to underestimate the usefulness of a think leather jacket for this sorth of thing. As for the neck, I can't think of any sort of gorget that would be both cheap/simple to make and nonrestrictive to breathing.
>>707117624
I mean, to stop abrasions and secondary penetrations from small arms fire, not direct impact.
>>707117347
w̶o̶r̶k̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶m̶e̶
>>707102495
Do this at a job interview and you're guaranteed to not get the job
>>707114901
I'll try.
== Redtext ==
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$$Fancy italics$$
**spoiler**
>>707114901
>>707119298
I forgot
~~strikethrough~~
BLM is just propaganda. No black person has experienced racism in over 150 years peroid.
>>707119298
>>707119413
And it's bullshit.
>>707091295
/sh/6wfr53638tlo8bk/AACIab8kq0QBO3SoUOfoQXqma?dl=0
>>707113761
why would you look into the sun, this is troll!
>>707091295
Funny you posted this, I went to a wedding today and was trying to do this knot, couldn't figure it out, so I went with the trinity knot, and forgot my tie at home. Bride got pissed, and cancelled the wedding
>>707110685
thanks anon this is pretty cool
>>707112460
>>707119483
y̶o̶u̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶w̶r̶o̶n̶g̶
==testing==
~~testing~~
Thanks /b i really do love you
>>707104926
good one
>>707111687
>>707113412
>>707113761
>.gif
the fuck is your problem m8
>>707115558
binary tree?
Thank you 4chan.
>>707122372
.gif is a great format for still images as it is able to handle a much bigger spectrum of colour compared to .jpg
>>707114777
>777
>eat resin
I like the color of my teeth already
>>707097230
>>707097339
It's using the underwear to stuf everything, not a sock dumbasses
>>707122927
....and the real trolling begins
>>707110491
FUCKING JEWS CENSORING THE WORD NIGGER!!!!
My contribution
>>707123059
>underwear to stuf
Nigga I got glasses. I know a cumrag when I see one.
>>707102592
>>707111587
Are you that fucking retarted to use the notion of infinity with finite number ? gtfo mate
>>707098114
>do "rifle"
>enemy sees hand in air
>throws grenade
>thanks allah
>>707098402
If someone had a cheat shit for OOP that would be great. Or fuck OOP that would great too
>>707119775
>>707091295
I don't own a tie but this looked like fun so I tried it with a ribbon
>>707093912
What is this?
